Jto W1Wft , i rvai - - - . urrr Aim i m tt VI h li.. s KT : - II w-. I.I QOEER DUE IS IN UNITED STATES Many Here Afflicted With Odd Ailment, Says Prof. Munyon. QREWS0N1E CREATURES VERY COMMON, FINDS EXPERT. Many pcoplo In the United States arc afflicted with a queer rilscaic, according to a statement yesterday by Professor James M. Munyon. lie made the follow Ing remarkable ana rather growsomo statement: llany persons who come mid wilts lo my headquarters at Mil and Jefferson Ht Philadelphia Pa., think they nro Kuftcring from a simple stomach trouble, when In reality they uro tho victims of an entirely different dls6aso that of tape worm. Thcso topo worms aro hueo Internal parasites, which locate In the upper bowel and consumo n largo per centage of tho nutriment in undigested food. They sometimes grow to a length of forty to sixty feet. Ono may have a tnpo worm for years and novcr know the cause of his or hT 111 hpnlth, "Persons who aro suffering from ono of thcso creatures bcromo nervous, weak and Irritable, and tire at the least ex- -ertlon. Tho tapo worms rob ono of am bition and vitality and strength, but they nro rarely fatal. "The victim of this disease Is apt to believe that he Is suffering from chronto stomach trouble, and doctors for years without relief. This Is not tho fault of the physicians ho consults, for thoro Is no absoluto diagnosis that will tell posi tively that ono Is not a victim of tapo worm. "Tho most common symptom of this troublo Is an abnormal nppcttte. At times tho person is ravenously hungry nnd cannot get enough to eat. At other times tho very Bight of food is loathsome Thero Is a gnawing, faint sensation at the nil or tho stomach, and tho victim has headaches, fits of dizziness and nau sea. Ho cannot sleep at night and often thinks ho Is suffering from nervous pros tration. "I have a treatment whJch has had wonderful success In eliminating these flreat creatures from the systom. In tho course of Us regular action in aiding digestion, and ridding tho blood, kldnys and liver of Impurities It has proven fatal to these great worms. If ono has a tapo worm, this treatment will, In nine cases out of ten, stupefy nnd pas It away, but If not, tho treatment will rebuild tho run-down person, who Is probably Buffer ing from stomach troublo and a general anaemic condition. My doctors report marvelous success hero with 'this treat ment. Fully a dozen persons havo passed theso worms, but they aro naturally reti cent about discussing them, nnd of course we cannot violate their confidence by giv ing their names to tho public." Letters addressed to Prsfcssor Jame3 M. Munyon, E3d and Jefferson Streets, Phlladelpha, Pa., will recolvo as careful attention as though tho patient called In person. Medical advlco and consultation absolutely free. Not a penny to pay. Serenity. "Tho true religious man, timid all the Ills of tlmo, keops a eerono foro head and entertains a peaceful heart This, going out and coming In amid all the trials of tho clty, tho agony of tho plaguo, the horrors of tho thirsty tyrants, tho fierce democracy abroad, the fiercer ill at homo the saint, the bbeq of Athens, was Btilf tho name. Such a ono can enduro hardness; can 'stand alono and be content; a rock amid tho waves lonely, but not moved. Around him the few or many may scream, calum niate, blaspheme What is all to him but tho cawing of tho soablrd about that solitary, deep-rooted Htono?" Theodoro Parker. Reason Enough. "What's tho . troublo, old man?" askcd,tho sympathetic friend. "Well," answered tho Judge, "you sco, my wlfo and I havo novcr boon ablo to got along vory well. The re lationship has becomo so unbearable that wo both want a divorce." "I sco," answered the friend. "Then why don't you got one?" "Bocauso," answered tho Judgo, sad ly, "I havo Bent all tho bogus divorce lawyers to the penltontiury." A Complication. Uossto found getting well much moro tiresome than being aick. Sho was be coming very Impatient about staying indoors and eating soups. Whon her aunt asked her how sho felt sho replied, that sho was much worso; that tho doctor had found Eornethlne clue tho matter with her. "Why, what is it?" asked her aunt. "I think the doctor said 'convalos once.' " Cement Talk No. 1 Buyers of Portand cement should re member that there are various brands of Portland cement on the market and that all Portland cement is not the same. Every man ufacturer prints on the sacks the name of the brand and the trade mark. If you find the trade mark printed above and the name Universal on the cement sacks, you may know it is the best Portand cement possible to make. Good concrtte de pends on good workmanship and coot! materials. Care and experience make for good workmanship, Good sand and gravel or crushed stone are obtainable quite cheaply. With these you may feel Absolutely xfc, if you use Uni-vtrial Portland Cement. It is always uniform, of pood color, ,jjreat strength and work easily. If you need .ctmttt, uso Universal. Most dealers handle .Unit-trial. If yo'j does not, write us. UNIVERSAL POKTLAND CEMENT CO. CSICAGO-PITTSBURa Norttiwctlera Office, MlaotepoIU ,AKHCAL OOTPOT 10.000.000 BARRELS PATENTS: WitUoa K.Colt-naii.'W'ub. r 1 iu.j.u. uuoiaim, lllb- rcaoen. utal mult. Y.l EFIANOE STARCH Mr sticks to tfco Irua. The RON oOUb iLOUIS JOSEPH NCB AUTHOR OF "THE BRASS BQWIj." ETC. aatLQjOTfMnMJs by assr winrEms COPYWCHT OY LOUC JOSCM IMHCS 1 CHAPTER I. Der.lny and tho Babu. Breaking suddenly upon tho steady drumming of tho truckB, tho prolong ed and husky roar of a locomotivo wblsjlo saluted an lmmodlato grade crossing. Housed by th!" "mind from his soli tary musings In the parlor car of which ho happoned temporarily to bo tho solo occupant, Mr. David Amber put nsldo tho magazine over which ho had been dreaming, and looked out of tho window, catching a glimpse of woodland road shining white between somber walls of stunted plno. Lazily ho consulted his watch. "It's not for nothing," ho observed pensively, "that this railroad wears Its roputation; wo aro consistently late." Hia gaze, again diverted to tho fly Ing countryside, noted that It had changed charactor, plno yloldlng to scrub-oak and second-growth the ragged vestmenta of an area somo years since donuded by flro. This, too, presently swung away, giving placo to cloarcd land arablo acros golden with tho stubble of garnered harvests or snHnelled with unkempt shocks of corn. In tho south a shimmer of laughing gold nnd bluo edged tho faded hori zon. Eagorly tho young man leaned for ward, dark eyoo lightening, lips part ing as if alroady ho could tasto tho savour of tho sea. Then, qulto without warning, a deep olhow of tho bay swept up almost to tho railway, Its surfaco mlrror-llko, profoundly blue, profoundly bnnutlful. "I think," said the traveler softly "I think it's mighty flno to bo alive nud hero!" Ho loungod back comfortably again, smiling as ho watchod the wheeling lundBcapo, his eyes glowing with ex pectancy. For his cares were negli gible, his contont boundless; ho was experiencing, for tho first time in many years, a sense of freedom akin to that felt by a schoolboy at tho be ginning of tho summer vacation. Tho work of his heart nnd hand for a llttlo tlmo belonged equally to a forgotten Yesterday and an uncontemplated To morrow; ho existed only for tho con 'fldont Today. Ho had put bohlnd him the haunts of men, nnd his yoarning for tho open places that lay before him was' almost chlldllko in ifa fur voncy; ho would, Indeed, havo boon qulto satisfied If nsnured that he was to find nothing to do save to play aim lessly in tho sun. Hut, in point of fact, ho looked forward to an employ ment much more pleasurable; ho was off to shoot duck with his very dear friend, Mr. Authony Qualn of Tnnglo wood lodge. Nokomls, Long Island. Again tho whistle bawled uncannily, and tho train began to modornte Its speed. Objects in tho foreground thnt othorwiso had been more Btroaked blurs assumed rccogniznblo, contours. North of tho lino a string' of squat, square, unlovely "framo" odlflces, aligned upon a country road, drifted back. A brakoman popped hoad and shouldere Into tho car and out again, loavlng tho echo of an abrupt bark to bo intorpretod at tho pnflsonger's leisures. Slowly Jolting across a rutted, dusty road, tho cars stopped. Ambor, alight ing, found hlmnlf upon a length of board-walk platform and confronted by a distressingly raatter-of-fact wood en Btructuro, combining the functions of waiting roomjtnd ticket and tele graph offices, rrom its oaves de pended a weather-worn board bearing the legend: "Nokomls." The train, pausing only long enough to dlsgorgo from the baggago car a trunk or two and from the day coach es a thin tricklo of passengers, flung on into tho wilderness, cracked boll clunking HOtnuwhal disdainfully. By degrees tho platform clcnrod, tho erstwhile patrons of tho road and the station loafers for tho moat part hall marked nntlvos of tho region strag gling off upon their several ways, Pomo afoot, a majority in dilapidated surroys and buokbotmls. Ambor watched them go with unnssumed In difference; thoir typo Interested him little. Hut In thoir company ho pres ently discovered ono, a flguro bo thoroughly foreign and aloof in nttl tudo, that It caught his eye, utid, hav ing caught, hold It clouded with per plexity. Abruptly ho abandoned his belong Inga and gave chaso, overtaking the object of his nttontlon at tho far end of tho station. "Doggott!" ho cried. "I say, Dog gott!" Ills hand, falling lightly upon tho man's shoulder, brought him square ly about, IiIb oxprosslon transiently Btartled, if not a shado truculent. "Doggott, what tho deuco brrngs you hero? And Mr. Rutton?" Amber's cordiality educed no ro sponso. Tho gray eyes, mooting eyes dark, kindly, and penetrntlng, nicker ed nnd fell; so much emotion thoy be trnyod, no moro, and that as disingen uous as you could wish. "Doggott!" Insisted Amber, dls concorted. "Surely you hnvon't for gotten me Mr, Ambor?" Tho man shook his head. "Hog par don, sir," ho said; "you'vo got my Dog's Faithfulness Tho r.to'y of a dog's fidelity was told when '.ho coronor for North West morolund (Eng.) held au Inquest on tho body of William Wharton, a Westmoreland old ago pensioner, who droppod down dead nftor recording hlo vote in tho Parliamentary election. Wharton, who llvod alono at Snap, walked to Morland to voto, nnd sot 4ft home again lato at night. Next morning'half a dozen woodmen found uynie 'andy enough, but I don't know you, and '' "But Mr. Rutton?" "Is a party I'vo nover 'card of, If you'll excuse my sayln' oo, no moro'n I 'ave of youreolf, sir." "Well," began Amber; but paused, his faco hardening as ho lookod tho man ud and down, nodding slowly. "Per'aps," continued Mr. Doggott, unabashed, "you mlotyko mo for my brothor, 'Enery Doggott. 'B was 'ome, in England, hirst I 'card of Mm Wo look a deal alike, I'vo boon told." "You would be," admitted Amber drily; and, shutting his teeth upon his lnhorcnt contempt for a liar, he swung away, acknowledging with a curt nod the civil "Good arfternoon, sir," that followed him, Tho man had disappeared by tho time Ambor regained his kit-bag and gun-caso; standing over which he survoyod hlo surroundings with somo annoyance, discovering that he now shared tho station with nono but tho ticket agent. A shambling and dis consolate youth, clad In a three-days' growth of beard, a checked Jumper and khaki trousers, this person lounged negligently in tho doorway of the waiting room and, caressing his rusty chin with nlcotlne-dycd fingers, regarded the stranger In Nokomls with an nlr of Bubtlo yot vaguely mel ancholy superiority, "If yo're lookln' for th' hotel," ho voluntoored unexpectedly, "thero ain't none," and offoctcd a masterly retreat Into the ticket booth. Amusod, tho despised outlandor picked up his luggage and followed amiably. "I'm not looking for tho hotel that ain't," ho said, planting himself In front of tho grating; "but I expected to be met by some ono from Tnnglowood " "Thet'B tho Qualn plnco, daown by th ba-ay," interpolated tho youth from unplumbed depths of mournful ab straction. "It 1b. I wired yesterday " "Yoour name's Amber, ain't lt7" "Yes, I" "Well, Qualn didn't got ycour mes sage till this mornln'. I sent a kid daown with It 'baou't ton o'clock." "But why the but I wired yester day afternoon!" "I knaow ye did," assented the youth wearily. "It come through raound closin' timo and thoy wa'n't nobody baound that way, so I held it over." ' "This craze for being characteris tic," observed Mr. Ambor ob3curoly, "Is tho only thing that really stands in tho way of Nokomls becoming a thriving motropollB. Do you agrco with mo? No matter." Ho smiled en gagingly; a seasoned traveler this, who could recognize the futility of bickering over the Irreparable. More over, ho had to remind himself In all fairness, tho blaino was. In part at least, his own; for ho hnd thought lessly worded his tolegram, "Will bo with you tomorrow aftornoon," and It was wholly llko Qunln that ho should havo accepted tho atntcmtsit at lt3 faco valuo, regardless of the date lino. "I can loave my things here for a llttlo whllo, I presume?" Amber sug gested nftor a pause. Tho ticket agent stnrcd stubbornly into tho InQnito, making no sign till a coin rang on tho window-lcdgo; when he started, eyed tha offering with fugl tlvo mistrust, and gloomily possessed himself of it. "I'll look after them," ho said. "Bo yo thlnkln' of walkln'?" "Yes," said Amber ovor IiIb shoul der. He was already moving toward thn door. "Knaow yeour wa-ay?" ' "I'vo been nero before, thank you." Crossing tho tracks, ho addrossed himself to tho southward stretching highway. Walking briskly at first, ho soon left behind the railway Btatlon with Its few parasitic cottages, a dip In the land hid them, and ho had hereafter for all oompany his thoughts, the desultory road, a vast nnd looming sky, and bare fields hedged with Impoverished forost. Amber had profossed acquaintance with his way; it occmed rather to bo Intlrawy. for when ho chose to for sake the main traveled rood ho did so boldly, striking off upon a wngon track which, leading across the fields, delved prosently into tho heart of tho forest. Tho hush of tho forest world boro hoavlly upon his senses; the slight and stealthy rustlings in tho brush, tho clear denso ringing of somo ro moto ax, an attenuated clamor of cawing from some far crows' con gress, but served to accentuate Its in fluence. Thon Into tho sllenco crept a sound to rouso him from his formless rev erie. At first a mere pulsing In tho BtlllncBs, barely to bo distinguished from tho song of the surf; but pros ontly a pounding, ever louder and more Insistent. Ho pausod, attcntlvo; and while hi waited tho daummlng, nilnuto by mlnuto gaining in volume! swopt swiftly toward him tho rhyth mic hoofbeat8 of a single horao madly ridden. Whon It was closo upon him ho stopped back Into the tangled un dergrowth, making room; for tho track wnj nnythlng but wide. Simultaneously thoro burst luto vlow, ut tho end of n brlof nlelo of tho body by tho roadsldo In a gutter. Tho old man's do? was lying over tho body and guarding It. Tho body had Iain thero all tho night In stormy weather. Information was given to tho police, but when an attempt was mado to touch tho body tho dog bo camo so foroclous that no ono dared go near It, and boforo tho dead man could bo removed the officers had to aend for tho old man's nolghbor, who trees, tho horse a vigorous blacK brute with while nocks and nsuzzlc running freely, apparently under constraint neither of whip nor of spur. In tho saddlo a girl leaned low ovor tho horn a girl with eyes rapturous, faco brilliant, lips parted in the least of smiles, A fold of her byack habit skirt, whipping out, almost snapped in Amber's faco, so closo to him sho rodo; yot sho seemed not to sco him, and very likely did not. A oploudld .sketch in black and whlto, of youthful spirit and Joy of motion; so sho pass ed on nnd wbb gone. . . . Hardly, however, had tho forest closed upon the picture, oro a cry, a heavy crashing as of a horse thresh ing about in tho underbrush, and a woman's scream of terror, sent Am ber, In ono movement, out Into tho road again and running at a pace which, had ho been conscious of it, would Save surprised him. A short CO yards separated him from tho bond in tho way round which the horse and its rider had vanished. He had no moro than gained this point than ho was obliged to pull Up sharply to avoid running into tho girl herself. Although dismounted, sho was on her feet, and apparently uninjured. She stood with ono hand against tho trunk of a troo, on the edgo of a small clearing wherein the axes of the local lumbermen had but lately been busy. Her horse had disappear ed; tho rumble of bis hoofs, diminu endo, tcrld tho way he had gone. So much Amber comprehended In a single glance; with a second ho sought tho cause of tho accident, and identified It with a flguro so outro and bizarre that ho momentarily and ox cusably questioned tho testimony of his senses, At a llttlo distance from the girl, in tho net of addressing her, stood a man, obeso, gross, abnormally dis tended with luxurious and sluggish living, as llttlo common to tho sccno fc' .cto His r So She Passed aB a statue of Phoebus Apollo had boon. A babu of Bengal, every Inch of him, from his dirty red-and-whlto turban to his well worn and cracked patcnt-lcath or shoes. His, body wo,3 onyeloped in a c61hp!6lo suit; of emerald silk, much soiled and faded, and girt with a sash of many colors, crimson pre dominating. His hands, fat, brown, and not ovcrclean, alternately flutter ed npologetlcally and rubbed one an othor with a suggestion of oxtrome urbanity; his lips, thick, sensual, and cruel, mouthed a broken stream of babu-Engllsh; whllo his oyes, nenrly as Btimll nnd quite ns black as shoe bultuiis oyes furtive, crufty, uud cold suddenly distended and became fixed, as with amazement, at tho In stant of Amber's appearance, Instinctively, as soon as ho had mastered his initial stupefaction, Am ber stepped forward and past tho girl, placing himself botweon her and this preposterous apparition, as if to shield her. He held himself wary and alert, and was Instant to halt tho babu when he. with the air of a dog cringing to his master's fcot for pun ishment, would have drawn nearer "Stop right there!" Amber told hlra crisply: and got for response obedi ence, a low salaam, and the Hindu salutation accorded only to porsons of high rank: "Hazoor!" But boforo tho babu could say moro tho Ameri can addressed the girl. "What did ho do?" ho Inquired, without looking at her. "Frighten your horso?" "Juat that." The girl's tone was edged with temper. "Ho Jumped out from bohlnd that woodpllo; tho horso shied and threw mo." "You'ro not hurt, I trust7" "No thank you; but" with a norvous laugh "I'm furiously angry." "That's reasonable enough." Am bor returned undivided attention to the Bengali. "Now then," ho domnud od sternly, "whut'vo you got to say for yoursolf? What do you moan by know tho dog, and succeoded in coax ing it to qulotness. , Sympathetic Burglar. A thoughtful burglar who uroko Into tho houso of Joseph Brown, Strenthain Highroad, last week, has earned tho- gratitude of Mr, and Mrs. Drown by returning through tho post two highly-prized miniatures, whoso intrinsic valuo to tho thief was incon siderable Tho thlof took JC12 or 14 worth of portablo valuable, including a gold frightening this lady's torso What are you doing here, anyway?" Almost groveling, tho babu answer ed him in Urdu: "Hazoor, I am your slave " Without thinking Ambor couched his retort in tho aanio tongue: "Count yourself lucky you nro not, dog!" "Nay, hazoor, but I meant no harm. I was resting, being fatigued, In the shelter of tho wood, whon tho nolso of hoofs disturbed me and I stepped out to see. When thn woman was thrown I sought to assist her, but sho threatened mo with her whip." "That is quite true," tho girl cut in over Amber's shoulder. "I don't think ho intended to harm me, but it's pure ly an accident that he didn't." Inasmuch as tho babu's explanation had been mode In fluent, vernacular Urdu, Amber's surprise at the girl's ovldont familiarity with that tonguo was hardly to bo concealed. "You un derstand Urdu?" ho stammered. "Aye," she told him In that tonguo, "and epoak it, too." "You know this man, then?" "No. Do you?" "Not in tho lcMt How should I?" "You yourself speak Urdu." "Woll, but" The situation hardly lent itself to such a discussion; ho had the babu first to dispose of. Am ber resumed his cross-examination. "Who nro you?" ho demanded. "And what is your business in this place?" Tho fat yellowish-brown faco was distorted by a fugitive grimace of deprecation. "Hazoor, I am Behari Lai Chntterjl, solicitor, of the Inner Temple." "Well? And your business horo?" "Hazoor, that Is for your secret ear." Tho babu drew himself up, as suming a certain dignity. "It is not meet that tho message of tho Boll should bo uttered ir. tho hearing of an Englishwoman, hazoor." "What aro you drivelling about?" In his blank wonder. Amber returned to and Was Sorie. English as to a todgua more suited to his urgent need of forcible expression. "And, look hero, you stop calling m 'Hazoor.' I'm no more a hazoor thaa you are Idiot!" "Nay," contended the babu reproach fully; "is it right that you should seek to hoodwink mo? Have I not eyeu with which to see, ears that can hear you speak our tongue, hazoor? I nm no child, to bo played with I, tho ap pointed Mouthplcco of tho Voice!" "I know naught of your 'Voice' or Its mouthpiece; but certainly you are no child. Yon are either mad, or insolent or s fool to be kicked." And in ex asperation Amber took a step toward tho man as if to- carry into effect his implied throat. Alarmed, the babu cringed and ro trented a pace; then, sudllenly, rais ing an arm, Indicated thn girl, ' "Ha zoor!" ho cried. "Bo quick tho woman faints I" And as Ambor hastily turned, with astonishing agility tho babu sprang toward him. Warned by his moving shadow as much as by tho girl's cry, Amber leapt, aside aud lifted a hand to strike; but' before ho could deliver a blow it was caught and a small metallic object thrust into it. Upon this his fingers closed Instinctively, and the babu sprang back, panting and quaking. "Tho Token, hazoor, tho Token!" ho quavered. "It is naught but that the Token!" "Token, you fooll" cried Amber, staring stupidly at tho man. "What in thunder !" "Nay, hazoor; how should I tell yoj now, when another sees nnd hears? At another tlmo, hazoor, in a week, or a day, or an hour, mayhap, I corao again for your answer. Till then nnd forever I nm your slave, hn zoor: tho dust bopoath jour feet. Now I go. And with a ha3to that robbed tho i giving tho ago of her ago, not of her courtesy of its grace, tho Bongall t solf. Sho has claimed to bo twenty salaamed, thon whoolcd squaro abuut for about, that long. Judge. miniaturo locket containing tho por traits of Mr. Brown's two llttlo boys. Tho parents woro particularly sorry to loso tho locket becauso tho elder of tho boys died only a short tlmo ago and tho miniature could uot bo replaced. Loudon Dally Mall. Certain Americana Abroad. Thoro are American's who llvo abroad nnd speak of their native land In Bhamoful whlspors. Another kind vls au explainer. Ho becomes fretful and involved In tho attempt to make and, hitching his clothing round him, made off with a celerity surprising in ono of his tremendous bulk, striking directly Into tho h,eart of tho woods. Amber was left to knit his brows over tho object which had been forced upon him so unexpectedly. It proved to bo a small, cubical box, soraothlng more than an inch square, fashioned of bronzo and elaborately decorated with mlnuto relief work in the best manner of ancient Indian craftsmanship. "May I sec. please?" Tho voice of ho girl at his sldo recalled to Ambor her existence. "Mny I sco, too, please, Mr. Ambor?" sho repeated. CHAPTER II. The Qlrl and th Token. In his astonishment he looked round quickly to meet tho gazo of mlschlov ous eyes that strovo vainly to seem simple and sincere. Awaro that ho faced an uncommon ly pretty woman, who chose to study him with a straightforward Interest ho was nothing loath to imitate, ho took tlmo to Bee that sho was very fair of skin, with that creamy, silken whiteness that goes with hair of tho shado commonly and unjustly termed rod. Her noso ho thought a trace too severely perfect in Its modeling, but redeemed by a broad and thought ful brow, a strong yet absolutely fem inine chin, and a mouth . . . Well, as to her mouth, tho young man se lected a rosebud to liken it to. Having catalogued theso Beveral features, he had 'a mental portrait of her ho was not likely soon to forget For It's not every day that one en counters so pretty a girl in tho woods of Long Island's southern shore or anywhere else, for that matter. Ho felt sure of this. But ho was equally certain that ho was as much a stranger to her as she to him. Sho, on her part, had been busy satisfying herself that ho waa a very prcsentablo young man, in splto of tho somewhat formidable reputation ho wore" as a person of learned attain ments. If his looks attracted, It was not because ho was handsome, for that ho wasn't, but becauso of certain signs of strength to be dUcorncd in his faco, as well as an engaging man nor which ho owned by right of an cestry, his ascendants for several gen erations having been notable repre sentatives of one of tha First Families of Virginia. The pauao which fell upon tho girl's use of his name, and during which they looked one another over, was sufficiently prolonged to -excuse tho refefenco to it which Amber chose to make. "I'm sure," he said with his slow" smilo, "that we're satisfied we've never met before. Aren't wo?" "Quito," assented tho girl. "That only makes it the more mys terious, of course." "Yes," said she provokingly; "doesn't it?" "You know, you'rn hardly fair to me," he asserted. "I'm rapidly be ginning to entertain doubts of my senses. When I left tho train at No komls station I met a man I know aa well as I know myself pretty nearly; and he denied mo to my face. Then, a llttlo lator, I encounter a strange, mad Bengali, who apparently takes mo for somebody he has business with. And finally, you call mo by name. "It isn't so very remarkable, whed you come to consider It," she returned soberly. "Mr. Dayld Amber is rather well knowft, oven in his own country. I might very well have seen your pho tograph published ia connection with some review of let mo see. . . . Your latest book was entltW 'The Peoples of tho Hindu Kush,' wasn't It? You see, I haven't read It." "That's senslblo of you, J'm, sure. Why should you? . . . But your theory doesn't hold water, becauso I won't permit my publishers to print jny picture, and, besides, reviews of stfd: stupid books generally appear in prcw?url3. .monthlies which abhor il lustrations." "Oh!" She received this with a note of disappointment "Then my ex planation won't do?" "I'm sorry," ho laughed, "but you'll havo to be more Ingenious and prac tical." "And you won't Bhow me the pres ent tho babu made you?" Ho closed his fingers Jealously over tho bronzo box. "Not until . . ." "You Insist on reciprocity?" "Absolutely." "That's very unkind of you." "How?" ho demanded blankly. (TO BH CONTINUED.) His 8elf-Defense. "When a man's married," said Rose Stohl, "his excuses begin. "Did you evor hear how Sambo got out of it whon ho was caught In tho turkey coop?" ""Deed, mlstah,' he said, "'deed, sah, I Isn't a-stenlln' dls yah bird. l's takln' it in self-defense. Hones' I 1st' " 'Self-defenso?' roared tho Indig nant owner, shaking him by the col lar. 'What kind of a Ho aro 70U try ing to toll moT " 'Pleaso, sah,' walled the much abused Snmbo, 'mah wlfo sho sny of I doan' fotch homo a turkey sho gwino to break obery bono in mah body. An' so I Jos' 'bleeged ter perfect mah se'f!'" Young's Magazine Blank Filled Corectly. "When Llzzlo Tlnims filled out her application blank to teach school," laughs tho neighbor, "eho wrote on the lino asklug what her ngo was, 'My ago Is twenty years old.' Wasn't that a ludicrous mistake?" "Oh, l don't know. You misunder stand it. She wns honest. Sim wna it clear to somo Englishman with a cold and flshllko oya that, ns a mat ter of fact, tho lynching nro Beat tored over a largo territory, and Tam many has nothing whatever to do with tho Unltod States senate, nnd tho millionaire does uot crawl Into tho prcsonco of his wlfo and daughters, and Morgan nevor can bo king, and citizens of St Louis aro not In dan ger of being hooked by moose. After ho gets through tho Englishman says. "Really?" and tho painful Incident hi closed. George Ado in Century, Make the Liver Do its Duty Nine times in ten when the liver is right the stomach nnd bowels are right CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS gently butfirmly conu pel a lazy uvcr to. do its duty. Cures Con stipation, In digestion, Sick HfAc!nh.e. and Distress After Eating. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE, Genuine must bear Signature trtu d LUli all (!!. Nett, elfin, orn&menUl, con ten fent,chtip. LutitU muil Can't spttl off tip oef , win not ou or Injure njrthlnr. CuirantPfd edict It. Ofalldtfttanof if ot prepaid !cr 20c. JUKI) LI) HIIIKU 110 P Etln At. JSrQUra. JUT PHILOSOPHY TO THE RESCUE Pat Went Without Hla Steak, but at That Everything Was Not Lost. Charles Nagel, secretary of com merce and labor, saya the Irish race has, in addition to its sentiment and romance, a lot of philosophy as ono of Its characteristics. "Tho best illustration I evor heard of this," ho explained to a dinner party ono evening, "was tho case of n poor Irishman who had been given a flno, juicy piece of steak. Doing a religious man, ho placed tho steak in front of him, and there, in tho shado of tho trees surrounding his benefac tor's houso, he folded his hands, closed his eyes, and gave thanks to heaven for tho meal. When he wa3 In tho attitude of prayer, a dog rushed up and captured tho steak. Pat looked around in timo to see the food disappearing over tho hill. "'Thank heaven,' he exclaimed, ngain closing his eyes, ho loft me my appetite!'" Tho Sunday Magazine. AS A RULE. 4 . ((ta "What Is an income tax, pa?" "A wife, my 3on." . To Be a Good Cook. "To be a good cook means tho knowledge oj all fruits, herbs, bairns and spices; nnd of all that is healing and sweet in fields and groves, savory in meats; it means carefulness, in ventiveness, watchfulness, willingness' and readiness of nppllanco; it means tho economy of your great-grandmothers and tho science of modern chem ists; it means much testing and no wasting; it means English thorough ness, French art and Arabian hospi tality; it means, in flno, that you are to bjB perfectly and always ladios (loaf-gfrers), and you arc to see that everybody has something nlco to eat." Ruskln. svf j A Personal Matter. "You muBt havo studied political economy pretty thoroughly to be so Impressed with the Iniquity of the trusts." "To tell you tho truth," replied tho candid citizen. "I don't know much about tho lnsldo workings of trusts. But I havo seen pictures of tho men who run them, and I havo kiud or taken a dlslikn to thorn." 1 A Hopeful Fellow. "What is an optimist?" , "A man whose bump of hope is big ger thnn tho rest of his head." AT THE PARSONAGE. Coffee Runs Riot No Longer. "Wife and I had a serious timo of it while wo were coffee drlnkorB. "She had gastritis, headaches, belch ing and would havo periods of sick ness, whllo I securod a dally headache that bocarao chronic. "Wo naturally sought relief by drugs without avail, for it is now plain enough that no drug will euro tho dis eases another drug (coffee) sets up, particularly, so long ns the drug which causes tho troublo is continued. "Finally wo thought wo would try leaving off coffee and using Postum. I noticed that my headaches disappeared llko magic, and my old 'trembly' nerv ousness left. Ono day wife said, 'Do you know my gastritis has gono?' "Ono can hardly reallzo what Post um has done for us. "Then wo began to talk to ethers. WIfo's father and mother wore both coffeo drinkers and sufferers. Their headaches left entirely n short tlmo after they changed from coffeo to Postum, "I began to enquire among my par ishioners and found to my astonish ment that numbors of thorn use Post um In placo of coffee. Many of tho ministers who havo visited our par sonage havo becomo enthusiastic cham pions of Postum." Namo given by Postum Co., Battlo Creek, Mich. Read the llttlo book, "Tho Road to Wcllvillo," in pkgs. "There's a reason." Ever read tho above letterr A w one npprnr. from time to time. TktT "e nnl. true, and full of humaa iH ARTFR5 .LLWB mitti r IHe InllK H niIB.n. W JEfa I DAISY FLY lULLf K S J V .K i f ' U (-1