rf; The Mystery of the Persian Heiress By ROBERT (Copyright, 1911. by T was Dlo Walkure night of tho Niebolungon Ring acrlos at tho Metropoli tan Opera House, (our years ago, as I remem ber distinctly, that this unusual entanglement came to light. Hand and I wero In tho com pany of General and Mrs. Edward Illashflold, and wero chatting in ihe box aftr tho second act, when an usher camo up behind Rand and said: "Mr. Lawrence Rand? There 1b a gentleman In tho next box who wishes to seo you for a moment." With an apology Hand left us., and Almost Immediately I heard tho sharp click of a rubber baud against the palm of his hand, a llttlo Innocent-appearing signal which wo often used, and supposing that ho wanted me, I too left tho box an"t cntored tho next ono. With his chair hitched up cloao to tho ono in which sal Rand was a man of rcmarkablo appearance. Of medi um height and slender, with a dark ollvo skin, flashing black eyuB and a wealth of straight, black hair, splendid teeth and extremely flno features, ho was easily recognized aa an Oriental of high caste. His forehead and cer tain facial lines indicated a fine mind And a dellcato, romantic, sensitive na ture His ago was about thirty-eight Rand wns ondeavorlug to repress an excited out-pouring of some narrative, evidently until 1 could hear it also. "Mr. Duncan, this Is tho honorable Khan NadJIan, whom you will recall .as tho Importer and expert in Persian rugs. His place Is just around from tho club. He has a dllllcult problem for us, and as he speaks Italian bet ter than English I need you badly. Otherwise, I should not have called .you away from our friends." Reducing tho statement of tho noblo Persian to Important facts in their proper proportion, tho story was as follows: For ten years ho had occupied the second and third flooors of a house In East Sixty-third street, sub-letting It from tho owner, a Mrs. Terranco Mal vern. At present, Mrs. .Malvern naa .been gone from the houso for a pe riod of four months on a visit to a married daughter, leaving tho estab lishment in chargo of her brother, a middle-aged person t named John -Coughlan, a helpless, dependent sort of Individual, likely to do tho most childish and foolish things. The first floor of tho house was oc cupied by a bachelor surgeon, Dr. Jus tin Huntley, a specialist in gun-shot wounds. There was an old colored mald-of-all-work who came abovo the first floor each morning to caro for tho Apartments of the two bachelors. Sho cevor 13ft tho basement after ten o'clock each day, unless summoned, .and NadJIan never left tho houso un til after eleven. For three months his apartments had been entered in his absenco by swine unknown visitor as regularly as ho left the house, the unknown nearly Always disturbing, very slightly, sorao of the small objects in his library, as if looking for papers among his private -documents. Several times he had re turned In fifteen minutes with the purpose of catching the Intruder, only to find that the unknown hnd come And gone. There wero but two means of entranco to tho houso, tho base ment door opening on tho nreaway At the street, and tho door to tho doc tor's floor, approached by tho steps .from tho street. There was a vacant lot on the east side of th house, and An air chart ten feet wide on tho west -lde, between the house and a tow ering apartment structure, which shut oft access to the roof. Tho skylight was secured with a stiong "Yale lock, tho key to which Jay among many others In a locked drawer of NadJIan' i desk. Tho back of the house was barred at all aper tures with an iron trellis work. For a week a trusted clerk from the rug store had seen no ono coming or .going from either of the front doors. Yet signs of visitation were apparent when NadJIan returned each day. It was proof conclusive, thereforo, that either Dr. Huntley or John Coughlan wns clandestinely endeavoring to get possession of something valuable -which tboy know, or Imagined, Nad JIan to have among his effects. There wero nlany raro tapestries, pieces of Damascened plate, paintings on Ivory, Antlquo Jowels and othor articles, both largo and small, of high virtu, yet soothing had ever been taken away. "And now, you see, gontlomen," .NadJIan concluded, "I have told you everything. I have absolutely nothing that cither my dear friend, tho doctor, or the miserable Coughlan could wapt that they have not had every op portunity for taking, but ono or tho other persists In coming to my rooms .-secretly. If Coughlan poof, he is a alow fool, and I do not caro. If Dr. luntley, I am grieved; 1 am hurt, I am mortified to tho depths. I Bhould not want to live, for he is raoro to me ithan my brother. Such a friend ns tho heart of man could hopo to find onco out of million of these human wretches so I'll not glvo up my comrade Mon Dlou, but I must know, or I shall ;go mad. I must know at once!" Rand and I exchanged glances. Nad JIan's sincerity and feeling wero ovl dent On tho face of things tho caso was not important, in tho least, save .na NadJIan's peace of mind depended on its solution, and as it presonted n .most alluring mystery to us. Deforo passing, I should add that NadJIan, .having heard of Rand, had been on Ills track since flvo that afternoon and 3iad only caught up with him at tho opera. "If we returned homo with ou to night, Khan NadJIan, wo should reach your houso after twelve. Whore would John Coughlan bo In tho natural i.irso of events?" fi'fltHltii!!1! NAUQHTON. P. L. Nelson.) "In bed In tho basement." "And Dr. Huntley?" "Ho always retires at eleven, unless wo play at cards." "Very well, with your permission wo will go homo with you. Yes? Dun can, will you telephone to Tom Rail way to pack a suit caso with our clothes for tonight and tomorrow, and tnko his post opposlto Khan NadJIan's house, watching who comes and goes, and waiting our arrival." Rand then begged Mrs. Dlashflold's permission to havo the Khan Join our party, and after tho oporn wo three drove to Sixty-third street. Wo found tho houso qulto as NadJIan had told us, distinctly detached, with tho two entrances. Tho cntlro front was il luminated by a street light directly opposlto. In tho shadow of tho steel post lounged tho huge, brawny figure of tho Sioux student, tho suit caso at his feet. The block was deserted, savo for him and ub. Rand called him over, found no ono had entered or left the houso, and sent him directly away. Tho doctor's npartments and tho base ment wero dark. Within doors wo saw that each floor had its hall, with four rooms to tho floor,- all opening on tho halls. Tho doctor's rooms had wooden doors. In tho Khan's apartments privacy had been sacrificed to art and thcro was no means of shutting them off from tho hall. Tho doors had been re moved and tho doorways hung with Jado and steel bead portieres. His first floor, tho second floor of tho houso, consisted of four rooms, all fur nished in an Oriental taste that was most luxurious. The Khan's own bed chamber, in an nlcoo of which he had his bath, was decorated as the interior of a Cingalese house. Tho front chamber on this floor vns fitted to represent a bazaar in Turkestan. Tho dining room wus paneled with carved black woods In Imitation of tno cabin of an ancient Chinese war Junk. Tho library, which was tho first room entered off tho hall and which then led, by threo, doors, Into the din ing loom and the front and rear bed rooms, was tho most fantastically dec orated of tho four. It was designed to represent the forest camp of some northern sheik, the trunks of tiees being book-cases, while tho vistns in the all3 wore sliding panels with books behind them. The desk in the center of the room was a huge sand stone rock, hollowed out to accommo date drawers wnlch opened up at tho touch of a knob. Grass mats carried out tho effect on the floor and in one corner of tho room, as if supported on a rock and a fallen tree was a bed roll of rich stuffs, making a surpris ingly solid and comfortable couch. The upper floor was In reality an attic, ono room of which was fitted up as a bed room. Tho skylight al ready mentioned gave light to the up per hall. "What cigarettes do you askod Rand suddenly. smoko?:' "Always Teofanl. So does tho doc tor. "Does Coughlan smoko a Greek Theopopulous? Hero is tho butt of ono, still warm." Tho Khan's eyes seemed about to start from his head. Ho could scarce ly answer that ho did not know what Coughlan smoked, but stood with his eyes fastened on thu bit of cigarette, following Rand's "mo at the smoke still floating about tho celling. "Havo you a spool of black silk thread?" Inquired Rand. Tho Khan said je had not Rand walked slowly through tho rooms of tho floor until his eyes light ed on a red silk cord supporting an an cient Tartar daggci. "May I tako that cord?" said he. The Persian loosened tho cord and gave It to him Rand led tho way back to tho li brary, and cutting a oectlofl three feet long from tho cord, unmlled tho twist and gave us each a strand.'" "Lot us sit down hero under this strong light and carefully separate each thread of tho smallest posslblu division. I want fifty threads of silk as nearly like n spider's film as I can get them " For an hour wo worked at tho diffi cult, tedious task In silence. Tho threads then lay stretched on a sheet of blotting paper, clinging lightly to Its fuzz. "I hopo you will understand me, Khan NadJIan, when I say that for porhaps somo days I must havo abso lute control of theso two floors, your movements Inside the house, and, In fact, oery detail of your establish ment, If you wish mo to solve this problftni for you. Aro you willing to undergo somo probabiysovero incon veniences?" Tho Persian vowed ho was willing to enduro torture If need bo. "Very well, then," answered Rand. "Sit down at your desk nnd go over your papers and correspondence just as jou usually do; In fact, as If you felt yourself perfectly safo from In trusion, while Mr, Duncan and I make a detailed survey of tho othor rooms. First, however, conduct Mr. Duncan to the skylight, which I noticed was reached by a closet stalrwaj, and al low him to look at It carefully." 1 know Rand had some llttlo plan which ho was not willing that Nad JIan perhaps I also should know. Wo returned In about ten minutes and ho was still sitting smoking, ap parently just au wo had left him. I observed, however, that almost all of tho little, quasi invisible threads of silk wero gono from the blotting pa per. There wore ten, perhaps, left. "Remember, work for tho next half hour over your private papers oxact ly iB you would it jou fo)t yourself in the most complete security. At tho end of half an hour go to your room and retire. In the morning go out by tho hall door, Do not enter this room on any mission. Remnln at your storo until you hear from me or from Mr. Duncan. Leave jour papers carelessly on tho desk. If you wish, Mr. Duncan will occupy tho bed 'room on tho floor above, for I Bhall shortly leave tho houso. So, I shall bid you good-night Now, wo will go upstairs, Duncan. Goodnight Khan NadJIan." Tho Porslan bado us a gracious good-night, and wo went upstairs. "Now," said Rand, "If ho follows my Instructions wo aro safe from Intru sion. Wo will go down nnd seo what evidence ho has supplied us. Ploaso do not enter tho library but stand In tho door way until I havo finished." Wo went down to tho library and I stood In tho doer ns Rand had request ed whllo ho took out his lens, turned on all the HshtH and went oyer the room llko a bcaglo on a fresh scent; examining tho floor, tho strange fur niture, tho trunks of tho imitation trees and finally tho papers on tho table. For fully fiv minutes ho stood gazing at theso papors. Then ho got down on his hands and knees on tho floor nnd began carofully stroking his hand back and forth, moving back wards until ho camo to ono of tho trco bookcases In tho wall. Thorc ho drow himself up with that relaxed look of satisfaction on his fnco that I had bo often seen thero when tho day's work was ended and to 1i!b satisfac tion. Ho then camo to tho doorway in which 1 was standing. "Como on, Duncan," ho said. "Wo'ro all right now. Wall till I stretch theso remaining threads across theso bead curtains. Now no ono can enter tho Ubra'ry without leaving a record. In the- morning I will nppenr nt tho baso ment door and keep tho old sorvnnt below stairs. You remain In your room until you hoar NadJIan go out and then stand your ground until you hoar sounds In tho library. I am go ing to leave to you tho honor of cap turing this Intrudor but I shall not bo far away. It depends upon ydur own Ingenuity to read tho story you will find written In tho threads." Then throwing his coat oyer his shoulders and putting his opera hat raklshly over ono ear ho waved mo good night, and Tvas gono noiselessly down the heavily carpeted stairs. I slept well, wtklng nbout nlno o'clock with that strange, confused senso one has upon opening the eyes In unfamiliar curroundlngs. Going lo my doorway I could hear NadJIan stir ring nbout In his bed room, somo ono walking up and down on tho doctor's floor and In tho basement, a man's nnd a woman's voices, presumably Coughlan nnd tho housekeeper, en gaged In some trivial discussion. Tho acoustic properties of tho houso cor talnly woro marvelous, but many of tho older New York houses aro so built that one can hear anything from bottom to top, but not vlco versa. In about an hour I heard NadJIan leavo his room, go downstairs and out. I was now on tho qui vivo despite tho fnct that I faced tho proapect of going through tho morning's work without breakfast. Would tho strange and mysterious Intrudei make his usual morning viHit? Would ho be able to elude my own watchfulness as well as the trap which I know Rand was laying, but tho exact naturo of which I was In ignorance. Sometime later, it seemed llko an hour, although on consulting my watch I found It was not more than twenty minutes, I heard the doctor's door open and close. Thon I smellcd tho strong odor of nn Oriental cigar ette wafted In from tho hall. I heard no ascending footsteps but, It may have been my Imagination, I thought 1 heard a light step on tho stair from my floor to tho Khan's flrst floor. I waited a few minutes and then noiselessly tip toed down the stair to have a look at 'he silk thread. It was carried avay, Tho Intrudor was trapped. But whero was Rand? My two hours wero not up. Should I enter the Khan's arnartroenta and confront the visitor? Tho smoke of tho Oriental clgarotte rollod out of tho doorway. I heard nothing of Dr. Huntley o- his floor, I was suro now that ho was the trespasser. My an ger at thin evident treachery of tho Khan's trusted friend rose at the thought nnd, regardless of what effect It might have on Rand's plans, I brush ed aside tho portieres nnd Rtoppcd In to the Persian's library, my hand on my revolver, and fully expecting n dls aeroeablo encounter. The library was absolutely empty. 1 could aco from tho doorway Into each of the othor three rooms nnd I was equally euro no ono was there. Yet tho room wns full of blue smoko that hung In wreaths nnd rings In tho sunlight Tho papers on tho tnblo worn untouched, as fur" as I could seo, but In tho tray lay a fresh Theopopu lous, but, I touched my finger up to It It was still warm, I stood porfectly motionless for fully ton minutes, trying to think what my next movo should be, when, suddenly, I saw ono of tho threads lying at my feet whero tho light struck It strong, ly. Looking more closely I saw they were laid systematically about tho floor. A great feeling of relief rushed ovor mo. Rnnd, thinking I had followed his bont tho night before, had merely said "read tho story In tho threads." I had thought only if those on tho por- tloreB nnd In tho halls, and, I hnd very nearly bungled tho entlro scheme. I began my survey, movlns pround tho room to tho left Whero tho threads wero straight thoy had beon undisturbed, and whero disturbed or carried away, tho mysterious visitor had passed. Rand had thus tracked NadJIan's movements In tho room dur ing our absenco tho night before, and tho stroking ho had duno had beon merely lo onco mora stialjditeii tho threads. I found nothing disturbed until I camo to a certain tree. It had evi dently been opened to examine tho books within From it a pathway of disturbed stranda extended directly to tho Arab campstool before tho desk. Tho lens nhowed that feet had drag ged them toward the treo in approach and then looped parts of them tho other wav on tho return. Tho por tieres to front had not been disturbed. A VERY ANGRY AND BEAUTIFUL GIRL. No ono had entored NadJIan's bed room, or como from It, und, in fact, tliero was nothing that had been visit ed in the room except the desk nnd the treo mentioned, savo tho couch. No ono had lain on it, however. A thrill ran through mc as I caw that the dis turbed thread track leading to it was dragged in one way only. Tho man I was hunting had left tho desk hurriedly, dropping tho clgar cftu in the Iruy, had moved to the couch and had not gono away. Ho must still bo thero. He was not on top of It Ho must bo under it. Yet tho side appeared to bo a solid trco with no aperture, snvo one largo knot-hole 1 had cornered my gamo and did not know how t el"" In I might oaslly drag him out, but what thon? I wns uutisfled It was Dr Hunt lo" nnd not Coughlan. The Khnn had been mystified merely because he did not wish to humiliut i tho doctor. Dy going a llttlo slowly I might find out which It was without letting my man know that he hnd oven beon suspected, lot alono neatly caught, by Rand's cun ning devices. Making a careless noise with a newspaper tnkon from tho flto hung on a tree, I strode ovor to tho couch, re examining tho silk threads, confirming my first observations, and stretched myself at full length on the bed roll. I took the tray with mo to more minutely examine the clgaretto stub. I lit a cigarette, and by fixing my nttontlon on It I grow very still and distinctly heard a slight stir be low and tho rapid breathing of sorao ono undergoing suppressed excitement. I wns right My man was thoro. Still, tho problem wns how to decide whether It wns tho doctor or Coughlan without leaving tho room and giving him a chanco to escape Suddenly I hnd to mako myself rigid to keep from storting to my feet. I had, while thinking deeply, dropped my lighted clgaretto on tho grass mat beside tho couch. It had begun to smoulder, and out of the corner of my eyo I caught a gllmpso of a band thrust out to hastily extinguish tho In cipient conflagration. Another cigar ette; another lire; nnothor appearanco of tho hand in solf-prescrvatlon, and I would got a look tt tho hand. That would bo enough. Acting my part carelessly, I rattled my paper, tossed about, and missed fire on two mntchos as I lighted my cigarette. I enjoyed It for about flvo minutes, and then dropped it with a red coal on tho end, fairly In front of tho knot-hole. As soon as tho grass nap began to smoko a hand shot out and smothered the fire a llttlo hand bearing many Jowels tho whlto, Blon der hand of a woman I I had no trouble In lying still for somo minutes, pnrnlyred by sheer amazement. Thon my brain began to work, Tho wholo hypothesis had been wrong our wholo hypothesis, no, Khan NadJIan's and mlno, for though I had not tho remotest Idea what Rand's had been, I had ovcry roason to bo suro now, from Mio procesi ho had pursued that It did not colncldo with that of tho Porslan. Hut, whatnvor tho explanation of this affair, I was In a deeper quandary than I had boon beforo I hit on tho oxpcdlent of tho burning clgarettca. I had as gnmo for the chaso an unknown woman to whoso Identity thoro had not been In dicated tho slightest cluo In anything wo had scon or that NadJIan had Bald. Doubtless NadJIan would not know who sho was if I hauled her out and held her until ho could bo summoned. Again, h might b ltlr guiltily or Innocently Involved In somo plot or scandal which any precipitate action on my pnrt might bring to a crisis that would bo bad for him. I was puckering my brows Bovere ly and was Just about to rlso when a dirty, greasy person in a Jumper, with a wiench and a pot of red lead In ono hand, appeared in tho Joorway. "Whoro Is tho bathroom on dls floor?" ho said. Only tho quivering corners of tho mouth made mo certain it was Rand. "Just beyond that door, my man," said I Indtfforontly. Rand's eyes swept tho plnco like lightning. Ho followed tho thread trail to tho couch Instantly, Baw tho two llttlo burned spots and tho cigarette stubs opposlto tho knot hole. It puz zled him not moro than ton seconds. I was helpless to convey any doflnlto Information.' Ho thrust ono hand in side his jumpers nnd bold up somo thing, his oyebrows raised In interro gation. What ho hold up I now recog nized ns tho object ho had pickod up en the stairs the previous night -a very small, black hair-pin. I nodded vigorously nnd pointed undorneath tho couch, whereupon ho was convulsod with sllont laughter for so long a tlmo that I threatened to throw a book at him. At Inst bo signed to mo to llo quiet, went Into tho bathroom and tinkered about for a little while, camo out and measurod around tno room wltn a pocket rule, I know ho really was r parting tho signs of the thrrnils. Fi nally he wont out In tho hall nnd up stairs, whero I could hear him for a time, then nil sounds died awny and for a full half-hour I laythore, hot and cold v, 1th suspense At length I hoard htm coming down. Ho went dlrcclly to ono of tho Imita tion trees, slid back a panol In a lofty branch and took out somo small plecos o' well-worn paper, brought them to tho desk, mit down, read them over with gicat caro, using his most pow orful Ions for a final examination, thon, turning about, nald with great kind ness and gentleness : "Mr. Duncan, will you bo so good as to rlso from that divan, lift tho sldo and assist Mademolscllo Molonon from beneath It? My dear child, ploaso como out It Is no further use to at tempt to conceal anything" A soft sobbing broko out under tho couch After fumbling a moment with what I had supposed was tho solid treo sldo, I found It was hinged at tho top and swung out easily. Tho Instant I oponcd It thero rollod out and sprang to her feet a very angry and beautiful girl of a marked Greek typo. Thoro was no mistaking hero noso and brow, Sho would havo darted out the door way, but Rand, with n long spring, Intercepted her and gontly forced her to a seat Her toars dried Instantly and hor eyes blazed dofiance. Sho bo gan some hot speech in broken Eng lish, but ho Interrupted her: "Walt, wait, just a moment, made moiselle, you aro not to talk. I will tell you tho story of this matter." With tightened lips, clenched hands, and her splendid eyes changing in ex pression from fear to entreaty and then to proud anger, the girl sat silent and waiting whllo Rand turned over the papers on. tho desk. A stop sound ed on tho stair. Ho covered tho ncraps with a folded uowspapcr just as Khan NadJIan, wonder written on bis face, stepped Into tho room, "You sent for mo?" ho naked of mo, not recognizing Rnnd in tho plumber at his desk. "J telephoned hnlf nn hour ago for you to como nt onco. I wns talking from tltis young lady's npartmoat," said Rnnd. From her apartment, halt an hour ngot How wan that posBlbto when ho had been In tho houso, as I know pos itively, over slnco ho camo In whon I lay on tho couch? "Who Is this young lady?" nsked tho Khan, eyeing hor with very evident admiration. "Sit down nnd I will toll you. You can supply tho final explanation. Hor namo Is lono Mclenon. Shells twenty year3 of ngo; was born In Delrut, tho daughter of P, Molonon." "Pore8cno Molonon's child?" Rand disregarded Khan NadJIan's breathless exclamation. "For thrco months you havo wntched Khnn Nndjlnn !Y 'l!" hvi nnd havo then entered his rooms, always remaining ns long as you wished or dared, searching his books nnd pa pers for tho fow old scraps of rough notes and maps which you know ho possessed and which contain tho Be scret of wealthy turqiiolao mines near Nlshapur, rersla." Tho Khan leaned forward in his chnir as It about to leap on Rand. "Wo would havo worked moro easily It ho had confided theso facta to us. I suspected ho was holding something back and last night allowed him to point out tho way to hla own secret by tracking his stops on tho floor. Then I found tho papers nnd hero thoy are." "You woro hoping. Miss Molonon, that somo day ho would leavo them out, but you woro not careful about putting everything you disturbed back In Its cract place. When you wero trapped you hid until you could moko your escape, under that couch whero Mr. Duncan caught you. You wero also very careless riuuuluiguiuUua and ashes for, when on tho next floor lis tening, you dropped many ashes In ono spot, and you loft clgarotto stubs at loast twlco too often. I cannot qulto understand why you smoked so Btcad ily ia these rooms. You muoked vry llttlo In your own." "Uaycause when smooko Is In they mom nnd frawn door opan, Btnooko blows qiicock." "Ah, very clover. Tho upwnrd draught, us! woll ns your cars, warned you. Thnt Is good, Isn't It, Duncan? It wns tho movement of tho smoko that attracted my ntte'ntlon to your moans of entrance. You bco. Khan NadJIan. sho has boon on your track, has taken apartments ou a lovol with your roof, in tho flatbouso neighbor ing you, has n light Hleul oxlenntOh crano which sho thrustu out from tho top of her window after she has seen your doparturo from tho houso, and thon sho daringly swings ovor to your root on n short rdpo. How did you got this koy which you loft in tho sky light lock?" "I find out thoy looksmeeth of they houz and pay heom." "You nro a clovor woman, Miss Mo lonon, and a bravo ono to cross that gap between thiB houso and tho next I havo Just used your method twlco In tho last hour. Ploaso forglvo my disturbing your llttlo thlngp In yr room to got tho Information I needed. Now, Khnn NadJIan, tho caso Is ended so far aa Mr, Duncan nnd L aro con cerned. You may call In tho pollco If you wish and wo will glvo tho needed testimony. I wouid llko to hoar, how ever, slnco you seem to know, who Pcrcseno Molenon is, or was, for by tho mourning frame on his plcturo In madomotsollo'B rooms I tako It ho 1b dead." "Yes, ho Is dead, almost as many years aa tills poor girl has been alive. Sho may havo.toen born slnco ho died beforo tho mouths of tho guns In Tone ran. Ho was my best friend, though many yenrs my sonlor. Wo were prlsonera together after ho had found those turquolso fields prisoners on falso charges, and I escaped. I did not know ho had a child, though I found his wlfo's gravo In Damascus tea year- ago. 1 ?m, xll but I will go back to tho turquolso Holds somo day. No, Mr. Rand, thoro Is no need for tho pollco; this poor girl and I will sottlo this matter botween our selves." And they did, for about a month later thoy woro married, and not long slnco I saw a paragraph In tho Engin eering Nnws saying that an English syndlcato had paid a hugo aum and would exploit tho Holds. Essence of Politeness. A recent writer upon tho attribute of good society, who stowa plainly that his cars aro as long and pointed aa his lnngungo is smug and snobbish, doclaros that tho air of politeness and Rood breeding can bo ncqutrod only by tho severe repression of tho emo tions. Tho natural expression of feel ing is hopeloss, vulgar and plobolan. Tho mummy is tho ideal of tho rem aristocratic snob. If you cannot romaln Klura nnd bored whon your baseball horo makos a four-bagger and brings In three men; if you can remain Ira nassivo when wlfey tells you that mother-in-law is coming for a three months' visit; if you can yawn whllo you proposo to tho girl whose money you aro after; In fact. If you cannot cultlvato a boorlBh rudeness you nro not qualified to shine or osBify as a "gentloman," according to tno aenni tlon of our long-cared, Bnobblsh friend. But cheor up; wo poor devils of tho vulgar hord havo our compensations. The Overadvertlsed Chameleon. It Is popularly supposed that tho chameleon possesses tho power of assuming all tho colors of the rain bow, but, as a matter of fact, lta capa bilities in that lino aro somowbat re stricted, Inasmuch as certain colors are qulto beyond Its attainment, says Harper's Weekly. Tho charaoleon can, however, pass through a series of yellows, grays, greons and browns until It reaches a color almost black; and, unllko tho leopard, tho chamoleon enn and iloei change its spots. Tho chief causes of these rapid changes aro anger, ex citement, fear, heat and cold. In tho full blaze of the summer sun tho chameleon takes' on a blackish huo, with palo, pinkish yellow spots and a central strlpo. MARCU8E, CALIFORNIA. 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