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-ol t K fcl. aJLW HF AFTER !BBto Wet hLX Ja. Jav. MUaM.Yo.JSLX. Jfl. l Was Cured by Lydia E. rink ham's Vegetable Compound "Wfturlka. Okla. "I had femain trnu. iles for sovon years, was all rundown. ana so nervous I could not do any thing. The doctors treated mo for dif ferent things but did mo no good. I goc so Dan that l could not sleep day or night. -Vhllo in this condition I read of Lydia E. Pink ham's Vogotablo Compound, and hoiran its uso and wroto to Mrs. Pinkham for advice. In r short timo I had gained my avcrago weight and am now strong and well." Mrs. Saivmk Stevens, It. F. D., No. 8, Uox 81, Waurika, Okla. Another Grateful Woman. Huntington, Mass. "I was in a ncr tous, run down condition and for threo years could And no help. "I owo my present good health to Lydia E. Plnkham's Vcgotablo Com pound and Ulood Purifier which 1 bo lievo saved my lifo. , "My doctor knows what helped mo nnd doe3 not say ono word against it." Mrs. Maiu Janette Bates, Box 131, Iluntlngton, Mass. Becauso your caso is a difficult one, floctoro having dono you no good, do pot continue to suffer without giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound a trial. It surely has cured many cases of female ills, such as in flammation, ulceration, displacements, fibroid tumors, irregularities, pcrlodio pains, backache, that bearing-down feeling, and nervous prostration. s plandid Crops In Saskatchewan (Western Canada) 80O Buohols from 20 acres ot wneat was the thresher's return from a. Lloyd minster farm in the season of 1910. Many Gelds In that as well as other districts yield ed from 25 to 35 bu shels of wheat to the acre. Other grains In proportion. LARGE PROFITS nre thus derived frota tho rHEK IIOM K.ST10A1) LANDS uf Western Cnrjndn. This excellent aboirlog catiscs prlwi to ndrance. land Taluos should double In trro yearV tline. Umln crowlnir.iiiUod fnrm Ing, en tllo raising nnd d.ilry Injr ure ull prntltuble. Free Homesteads cf ICO acre- art tn bo bad In tho Tury lot districts: 10O aero pre-emptions nttla.OO per Herewith In certain nruas. ticliools nnd churches In every settle ment, climate unoxcellotl, soil tho rlclicst; wood water mill 1 ii tiding niatortiil plentiful. Fur tb&lculars u to location, low Bottlers1 railway rules uiiu doscrlntlTO lllufctratod pamphlet. "Ist TJcst West." nnd oihor In formation, nrlto to Supt of Immi gration. Ottawa. Canada, or to Canadian GoT3ranient Acent. f. T I!AJ. J15 JtUa SL. It. Ts-J. Hiss. ltl.SKltd.Ui. Drmr U',i!trti", S a (Use address nearest you.) 89 GIBSON'S ONE GOOD POINT In the Old Gentleman's Eyes It Out weighed Any Slight Error In Orthography. Tho old man hnd given his son a ery fair education, and had taken lilm into his shop. Tho young fellow was over-nice about a' great many things, but tho father made no com ment. Ono day an ordor camo in from a customer. "I wish to goodness," exclaimed tho son, "that Gibson would learn to spell." "What's tho matter with It?" In quired tho tuther, cheerfully. "Why, ho spells coffee with a 'k.' " "Nodoes ho7 I never noticed It." "Of course you never did," said the Bon, pettishly. "You never notlco any thing like that." "Perhaps not, my son," replied tho old man, gently; "but thero Is ono thing I do notice, which you will learn by and by, and that is that Gibson pays cash." Poor Tom. A very youthful and entirely un known tftiusical composer read some verses by the renowned Thomas Moore which ho liked very much. Forthwith tho buzz of Inspiration circulated through his bruin, and tho next th... ho know ho had evolved a tuno which went right prottlly with tho words of the Irish poet. Much elated, tho very youthful composer took tho product to a publisher of popular songs and sang It to him. Tho publisher shook his head. "Tho muslc'a all right." ho opined, "but tho words are bum." r Makes a Good Breakfast Better To have some For a pleasing change, sprinkle Post Toasties over fresh or stewed fruit, then add cream and you have a small feast. "The Memory Lingers" I'OSTUM CEREAL CO.. Ltd., Hauls Creek, Mich. HI rwwiiOi."'JVi'"Ti!r mm Post Toasfies with cream or milk. V little Klrl from 'way down South. Once put Iter linger In her nioutli, AVhrti suddenly she had to coukIi. And bit her linger utmost off. A Uttto boy from 'way up North, Who lisped, onco said: "1 wont n a horth And thuddli) tho thut I can ride With thord and plthtol by my thldc." A little Klrl from 'way down East,. Attended once a birthday fenst, And uto no Ions nnd much, they say, Tim duutut hud lu cuiitu r.cst day. A little boy from 'way out West, Went out ono morning, nently dressed, In mud ho slipped from head to heels. Ami now "KtundH up to taku hU meals." BRIGHT BOY CAN MAKE TOY Push Filer Swiftly Off Rod and It Soars About Room for Some Time Most Amusing. Even tho toymakors have taken up the craze and tho market 1b Hooded with aerial toys. Ono of tho most amusing and one so slmplo a bright boy can mako It himself, Is devised by a Virginia man. Tho secret ot this toy lies In tho four-bladed filer itself, the blades being twisted llko those of a screw propeller or an electric fan. A long piece of strong wire, or of twisted wire, for it must not bend easily, has a ring nt the bottom for hunib or linger. On this ring sets a o Toy Is Easy to Make. spool and on the spool rests the flier, which 1ms a hole drawn over tho wire. By pushing the spool up swiftly the wings of the fllor aro set in motion by tilt; air pressure, and as It flics off the top of the wiro it soars grace fully around tho room for some time. WHY HE ADMIRES GREAT MEN Small Boy Learns Something Easily About Washington and Lincoln and Gets Holiday Besides, The two latest holidays tho birth days of Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have given the youth of the country much information about those two great men. At all the pub lic schools there were exorcises In honor of each and at some there were tableaux of some of the events of their llvpfl. Ono small boy who spoke about the tableaux was asked whether he learned much history at the ox ercises. "Sure," he replied. "On Lincoln's birthday wu learned nil he did. Say. he wan shot In a noppery-houso by a man called now Wilkes Booth. Wo learned a lot moro about him, too. It's more Intercstin' liearln' tho others speak than rcadln' It yourself, an' yer romember better. Vestday wo learned all about Washington. I guess I know all he ever did." "Do you look forward to the ex ercises?" ho was asked. "Bet wo do next day's n holiday." AEROPLANE DART IS POPULAR Addition of Wings That Har Been on Market for Years Increases Demand for Toy. One of the most popular children's toys In Baris at tho present time is tho aeroplane arrow or dart shown in tho accompanying drawing. Tho same toy, minuB the wings, has been on tho market for a number of years, hut tho addition ot tho wings has more than doubled its populari'y. Tho dart is projected by means of a spring In tho liairel of tho pi3tol, it being com profited when tho end of the dart Is inserted, says tl;o Popular Mechan ics. Tho pulling of n trigger releases the spring and tho dart rushes on Its Ingenious Aeroplane Toy. Journey lowaid tho target. Tho rub ber tip, which Is hollowed out, cre ates a vacuum within Itself when It strikes tho target and holds tho dart In place where it btrikes. Where Mushrooms Grow. Shikoku Island, Japan, is famoiir. for its mushrooms ub well as for its great camphor product. During tho year 1895 thin little Island bhipped 1,700,71)7 pounds of mushrooms to China and other countries. The muHluooms aro c litetly grown In oal: lugs, which arec tit from trees over -"i yours old. When tho trees aro cut down incisions uro-mmlo in the bark nt Intervals of throo to four Inched. Tho trunks aro then cut into logs four or fivo feet in length, nnd theso aro distributed In dark parts of tho foiost. After the logs havo lain throo years mu&hmomii begin to grow wheio tho Incisions wero niado in tho bark. At fast a tho niusliroom aro pluckod now oiioh appoar In tliolr places, and thU contlnuos till tho log lu oxhaustod, when it is replaced by a now log The mushrooms aro frown oil ti ( .. ir round For al lp irf they arc "w 1 b th ts'in or b ur ti ,11ft -- i h iS3V WOULDN'T GO TO SCHOOL. Onco there wns a llttlo boy Who wouldn't e to nehnol. He wouldn't study 'rltfimetlc JJor learn a single mlo. And now he's suoh n stupid boy Thnt folks nil cnll him "Kool." Ii Thnt llttlo boy, the very Bamo Who wouldn't bo to school. So, now, denr llttlo children. Ponder on these things And gladly hurry off to Bchool When tho Bchool bell rings. FIRST OF THE WHEEL CRAZE It Began to Rage In United States as Long Ago as Year 1BG3 Velocipedes First. Mr. Frank II. Vizetelly tells "The Story of tho Wheel" In St. Nicholas. Mr. Vizetelly says: Tho spring of lSflO found the wheel crazo universnl. Carriage-builders were led to add to their factories plants for tho manufactur ing of velocipedes. Over one thou sand of theso machines were turned out every week, while orders woro pouring In by tho tens of thousands. To quote from n newspapor of about that time: "As an indication of tho extent to which tho manufacture of velocipedes was carried en, it may be mentioned that Mr. Calvin Witty, the purchaser of tho Lallement patent, em ployed the resources of seven largo carriage-makers, and kept their estab lishments busy dny nnd night. He had seventy men at work in one establish ment in Now York, and ho also kept men actively employed in two fac tories in Connecticut, one in Wash ington, Del., and ono In Newark, N. J." nut few people had expected that the mania for this new stylo of wheeled vehicles would be eo great. Among tho earliest who exhibited their skill on the velocipede In public wore the ilar.lcn brothjr Tlwy lmr-d a somewhat clumsy type of wheel from Franco. The3e, at host, wero but heavy things, which were soon im proved upon by American makers. Schools for teaching learners to rido woro quickly opened; and that of Frank I'earsall, the well-known New York photographer, was perhaps tho first of these. Ills school was on tho corner of Broadway and Twenty-second street. Together with his broth er, he turned out upwards of threo hundred welt-taught riders within two months. Threo months later nearly fifty bicycle-schools thrived in Now York and Brooklyn. Those schools vied one with tho other in high-sounding names. One was the "Amphicy clotheatrus," another tho "gtnynocy clldium," etc. Tho cost of tuition was fifteen dollars each; but this amount carried with It the right to use a volocipede nnd to practice In the hall for one month. NOT A HEALTH FADDIST. Mr. Brown All! want to shovel oil thu HiioA, eh? Well, it's fine, healthy woik, my little man. Tho Kid 1 ain't doln' it for me health. I'm doln' it for flvo cents. A Storehouse. In the old birdb' ncbts that aro placed near the ground In shrubs aud small trees closo to liazol nut hushos and bitter sweet vines '! tho country jou will often find a handful of ha.el nuts or hitter sweet berries. They were put there by the white-footed mlco and the meadow mice that visit theso storehouses regularly. A white footed mouse will often cover a bird's nest with line dried grass and Inner hark and make a nest for Itself. Flanders Babies. Did you know that. In the eight eenth century, almost all dolls wero made by the children of the Nether lands? They weren't called dolls thou, but ''Flanders babies" Instead. Thoro used to he an old English coup lot which run thus: "The children of Holland take pleas ure In making What the children of Englrtml take ploanuro lu breaking" The Cattail. The cattail of the American swanipt Is ulinuat exactly tho same plant as tho Egyptian hullrut.li. It Is no longer used for making paper iih it onco was, hut from Its root, l prepared an as tringent medicine, aud Its steins nro used for tho manufacture of mats, rhalr-bottouiB nnd the llko. Currents and Currants. "My mother won't lot ma hatho In tho ocean hncnuau she's afraid of tho currents," ald WHlle " nd my in.t - "- let mo . pli ni .iddlnr '( .ii" ' ' .i fr. '. i' 'U tuii"s too I Jo 11 ' JfuiySjJJJferik What ypy y ACTOR? It Is an occupation which Is open to any boy of average In telligence who has tho Imitative faculty and can memorize read ily. It does not require genius to become a successful actor, but hard work and unflinching perseverance are absolutely necessary. It Is not an easy way to become rich, but by at tending strictly to business a fair living may be made. By C. W. JENNINGS. LTHOUGII from tlmo Im memorial countless pages havo been written advis ing tho youth ot both sexes to shun tho glamour and nrtlllciallty of the stage, it is exceedingly rare to t-oiuo across an articlo that would bo of value to ono who had chosen acting for hia lifo work. It. Is a profession which should never be adopted with out a proper understanding of Its pe culiar dltncultles and dangers, but if your boy is convinced that hu has the necessary qualifications nnd is pre pared to face and overcome a host of preliminary discouragements, tho fol lowing hints will assist him to a proper knowlcdgo of tho flrst steps to be taken. Contrary to tho general Impression, ono does not need to bo a genius In order to riso to a fair position in his trionic circles. In fact, nowadays, producers aro seeking types, rathor than orators and elocutionists. For instance, some men, oven though In poor circumstances, are endowed naturally with tho outward appear ance and bearing of millionaires Such persons, If possessing fair act ing ability, can 1111 millionaire parts more acceptably than those who do not look plutocratic. For tho bamo lPtifcon a fat man la more naturally a fat man on tho stngo than a thin man mado up to appear to, ao aro also a thin man, a hiinchhrick, a bow legged man, a bnl6-hca!ctl man, or an unusually smal man. Therefore, if your boy has any ec centricities of physique or tempera ment his chances may ho really hotter than if ho wero anything short of high ability without them. Ilowovor, there Is one essential which can be tested ueroro ho makes a serious attempt to got on tho stage his ability to memorize. To be come a successful actor ho must be able to memorize with comparative readiness. Tho average ordinary part consists of about five thousand words, which must be committed to momory with absolute perfection. Further more, in stock work, whero a new play Is put on onco a week, an nctor must be able to master this number ot words In thnt period. Your boy should test his memory by ono or moro well known plays and trying to memorize different puii. Then with pome one to read tho other parts as they occur, let him supply tho part he has learned, from memory. This test satisfactory, his licit step would bo to go to tho manager of a theatrical company and ask to be given a trial. Should tho manager havo a play with some small part which ho thinks suitable to the appli cant's general appearance, the chanco of getting employment would he pret ty fair. The only way to get the coveted start is to keep after the man agers. Your boy will receive about $15 a week when ho begins with a non speaking part, and if the company should he on tho road he might bo paid $25, on account ot having to pay his own hotel expenses. All living ex penses aro always assumed by tho actor, tho manager paying only tho railroad fare. By all means the moat prdlllHblo iass of work In tho beginning would ho with a stock company, on account of tho varied expuiienco and trying out that your hoy would get In ap pearing In u now play every weok. Another advantago would bo that tho regular season Is only from Septem ber 1 to tho end of April, leaving four months of enforced idleness, while Block companies two often busy through the summer Tho "hit actor" (one who has only a lino or ko to speak) In a Mock com pany is paid about 120 a wei. Hav ing only these few words to utter may not seem much, but It has Its place, and an iinpoitant one, lu the play. It may ho that all your boy has to do IS to enter unil say, "Ills Lordship has arrived, Bir;" but this Ib a distinct part, and if he does It well, lu tho exact Intonation and manner ism of a butler-In short, If ho has mastered the part the Ktage manager will recognize It instantly, and he will bo promoted. The next advance will ho to gen eral utility man. at about $:!0 a week Tho utility man is an actor who take small parta and Is ablo to till various vacancies of this character. Next he becomes a Juvenile, or player ol youthful jiurts. at $110 to $.. Tht promotion to ehanutor man follows This Is one of tho most Iinpoitant placoB In tho company and one of tho Jlrst things your boy should do early in his stage life la to eultlvato con versing and tolling stoileu in dialect, studying character parts, stories ami monologues, anil fitting himself to tuko tho part of any peculiar charac ter that may be called for without notlco. llo can oaHlly auttcipatn what ho may bo called on to do, as he will know tho pluys that aio to bo put on by his company In tho future. Char acter men aro paid about ?40 a week From this pohltion '.our boy goes to t' at of heavy man, the villain of the play, who, uext to lcadim; man 1 v B-.V JlA lei v. 55- ohail It Jse.'fj V?' thq most Important place. Ho plays opposite to tho leading man, and ono cannot rlso lo tho latter without having been a heavy man, Hero his pay will bo about $50 a week. Finally conica the leading man, who gets about ?C0 a week, lie Is paid moro than tho heavy man on account ot IiIb greater necessary expenses for clothing. A full outfit of evening suit, with I'llnco Albort and tuxedo, walking suits, sack suits, etc., aud all tho haberdashery and shoos that go with thorn required by tho average Etocl: loading man. costa about $300 On account of their still heavier out my for clothes leading women aro paid more than leading men. Certain conditions exist which bring about a higher scato of salaries than that hero given. In cities In which thoro is lively competition between two or moro stock companies, sal aries will bo at least one-third higher. Whero ucioia huo acquired a consid erable reputation or nro ablo, on ac count of their personality or for other reason, to ndd to tho drawing popu larity of their company, they may bo paid at least double tho salaries men tioned . Stars In stock companies who havo achlovcd a national roputatlon, such as Nat Goodwin, .lames O'Noil or James K. Hackett, recelvo any where from $.1,000 to ?:i,000 a week. The salaries of members of what aro known as legitimate companies will avorago about 50 per cent abovo those paid to members of stock companies. Your boy will piolmbly find tho kind of work for which ho Is specially qualilicd before ho has boon in the business very long, and then ho should do everything posslblo to de velop this, as tho apcciallst on tho 8tago, llko overywhoro else, has a dis tinct and superior ability of his own, to tho advantago of his linanccs and reputation. For Instance, ono man has mado such a reputation hi tho part of a waltor that ho devotes him "self to that exclusively, and Is con sidered a ne'iHlty by managers whenever they havo a play requiring a wnlter. lie Is getting $200 a wool; for his wonderful work In this com paratively unimportant and Inexpen sive part. Ono of tho largest restaur ateurs In Now York was so impressed by tho excellence of his performance that ho told all his wallers thoy should go to the play and got point ers. When determining tho host means for your hoy to make his theatrical start, you should not rail to consider tho dramatic schools, and If you can afford tho expense of $75 to $200 for tho threo months' course, nnd eopt of living If lie lias to leave homo, it would be well to send him to one of the best. The training is good, aud furthermore inanagerH aro watching the work of tho students. Out of every class graduated Bcveral get po sitions Immediately. (Copyilchl, l!lli. by thf Ansoeinted IJt ot in y 1'rinn,) Ever Eat Crawfish Soup? Wo boo In a nowspapor an adver tisement that reads thus: "Crawfish soup today." Wo would not object to trying It. Tho crawllsh Is a trim and clean little animal. Kb habits are fine, and it lives a pure and happy life. It would commend Itself an much as a lobster, for It belongs to ihe samo family, and Is certainly tho moro fascinating member of It. Tho older boys didn't think of craw fish soup In their younger days, else it might have been one of tho Joys of lifo, Itumniaglng tho llttlo streams for crawfish would have been a fa vorite sport it tho search wound up with a bowl of soup. We tried It once with mussels, but it didn't work. They didn't havo the faintest flavor of an oyster. It would have been a great satisfaction, for mussels were plentiful In boyhood days. Crawfish boup, fried mussels, and pawpuwu for dessert might havo been a sort of kingdom come to a boy be fore the win' if ho had only got on to crawlish soup Ohio State Journal. Convict Refuses Pardon. A case unparalleled In prison rec ords! wari created at the Penitentiary at Thonuistou, Me., when John O. Fair, an inmate of the institution, re lused the unconditional pardon grant ed him by the govetnor. When Furr, who Is Vf yrnrn of age, was abked to explain his extraordinary de cision, Ik bald: "Why Bliould I go hack to a place whero there are rages and JealoiiKlcs aud where one's uupposcd ly best friend, sometimes even one's wlfo or ono' bosom friend, turiiu out In tho end to bo one's worst enemy? Here I am surrounded by men whose aim is to conduct themselves lu a model manner. Very few of them are ically bad at heart. Many of them make friends who will l cumin true through thick and thin. So, 1 think I'll bcrvo my sentence out." And the Story Came True. Fox Do you boliee lu relncarna. lion? (Iooho Well, really, I hadn't thought about It. Why? Foxllecaupo something tolls mo you will shortly ho turned Into ii fox, Judge. Putting Him Wise. Herein (11:. '10 p. in.) I wlali I wax a mind reader, MUs illtts. Miss illtts And why, pray? Boioin So I could road your Inner most thoughts. Miss Hilts Oh, In that caw yo would not be lioro. The Hydra. Mi h. Blown John William, loo!. i.. In the oye! Mr Hi own -Wht. h itlclcr eye n,' 'Imi1 i'ii cMiitohiut inoro ot- 'n ,1 pO I'll I XMZfl WS X3 I VfXXW ' 5 V V V EI) CKiitS, "The grand old man," he Is called for lie in m honest handling horsci in race. No s,-s: "I have used SrOHN'H DiSTKMPF.it CIUIK for 12 yc.in, always with licit succcsh. It is the only remedy I kttmv to euro all forms of diitemper and prevent horcs in name sta ble havinR tho dica!c." EOc nnd $1 a bot tle. All druggist, or manufacturer. Spohn Medical Co., Chemist, Oo'licn, InJ. Home Training. Mother Itobert, como hero to mo Instantly! Itobert Aw, shut up I Mothor ltohort, how dare you t..lk to mo llko thatl Say: "Mamma, bo luict." Carficld Tea, invaluable in tho treat ment of liver and kidney tliacaccal Tho ship in which many fond hopes Ko down iu courtHhlp. (WOK l When n woman i silent secret trusts you. Millions stowed this mark -r-'&5S I -V iI?A'7ip)tT3 lei uenee on Ut. it. Y, ricrce, of Buffalo, N. Y. Every, whero there aro women who hear witness to (ho wonder working, curing-power of Dr. Pierce's Favorito Prescription nhlch saves tho tufftrlng its from pala, and successfully grapples with woman's weak pigfs i nesscs and stubborn ills. IT MAKES WEAK WOilEN STRONG IT HAKES SICK WOMEN WELL. No woman's appeal was ever misdirected or her con fideneo misplaced when she wrote for advice, to tho World's Distiinsaay MnmcAt, Association. Dr K. V. Pierco, President, Buffalo, N. Y. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pcltctt Induct mild COOK OUTDID THE SCHOLAR Maybe Sign Was Not All Good Latin, but She Translated It Without Difficulty. Jack returned homo from college, whoro he had won ltfgh honors ns n student of ancient languages, but ho pleaded Ignoranco ono day whon his young sister asked him to trnnslato a sign sha had neon of an optician's which read thus: "Con buUu sabo utyo uroy oa." Jack struggled manfully with It for sovcral minutes nnd gavo it up. "Thoro aro somo words in it that nro Latin. Tho others aren't, anyhow. It doesn't mnko senso." "That Is what I snld," replied his slstor "But cook translates it with out any trouble. Sho Bays it meana 'Consult us about your oyes.'" Avoid the Cheap arjd "Big Can" Bak- Ing Powders. The cheat) baUnc nowdcrs have hut ono recommendation: they ueilniiily rIvo tho purchaser plenty of powder for his money but it's not nil hiking powder; the bulk is niailo up ot cheap materials that liava no lenveninR power. Theso powders aro so carelessly mado from infrrior mate rials that they will not tuaku light, whole Bomo food. Further, these cheap baking powders havo a very small pciccntnRO of lcavcnhiR pas; thercforo it takes from two totlirco tunes ns much of Riicli powder to rui-ie dm fuktt'Oi- hUeuit ns it docs of Calu met linking Powder. Therefore, in thu long im, the nctnal cost to tho consumer of tlw clienp powders in moro than Calumet would bo. , Why not buy a perfectly wholesomo bak ing powder bite Calumet, that is nt the ramo timo modcrnto in nrico nnd ono which can be relied upon? Calumet gives the cook the leant trouble. Labrador's Future. According to statements mado tho other day by Dr. Qrenfell of Labrador, tho Cinderella of British possessions has a brilliant futuro before it. Dr. Qrenfell, who haB lived twenty years In that snowy country, Bays that in days to como it will carry a popula tion as easily as Norway docs today. It Ib, ho Bays, a better country than Icoland, nnd to bo greatly preferred to Lapland, Finland, Siberia and Northern Alaska. . Justified. Waggo Why did Henpeck leave tho church? Jaggs Somebody told him mar riages wero mado in lieavon. Judge. BHAKti INTO TOim H1IOF.S Allen's l'oot-i:ao, tho Antlifpllo pander fur Tired, kchlnv, swollen, n enroll! fent. Olrel rot and oomfurt. MakoiwalMmtadellghl. BuldeTerjnhere, Xle. Don't nccopt an? eubsUtnto. Fur Fit nil sample, address Allen H. Olmsted. Le Kor, N. T. Not Possible. "Is thcro a good parting ncono in that play?" "No; tho hero's bald." A pin Fcratch may cause blood poison, n runty nail cut is very apt to do so. Tlamllns Wizard Oil used nt onca draws out nil infection aud makes blood poison Impotsiblc. Ono of tho loudest of tho many strange cries which fill tho air today Is tho cry for unlvorsal lndepcndenco. Mrs. H. It. Hawols. Your IlniKBl-t Will Tell You Murlim 13yo noiueriy Itqllovea Sore Eyes, Strengthens Wonlc Kyen. Doesn't Kmart, Hoothcu Kyo I'nln. Try It In Ilnby'8 Kyca for Scaly Kyelldw nnd drnnulntlon. Tho truth la that tho lovo of dress Is, next after drink and gutubllui;, one of tho cursos of our country. Mrs. Humphroy. Nnturo's laxative, Carficld Tea, over comes constipation and is ideally suited to tono up tho system in tho Spring, If you movo to another flat this spring you will havo to get used to a now Bet of noises and neighbors, lira. Wlnalow'ii Soothing Byrup for Children If-rtlilni;. noftniB thu kiiui, rt-duccH Intlumiim lluu, ullujB jiulu, cures n !ml colic, Sic u buttle. No man becomes a Jailbird Just for . , h mm. EATS WHAT HE LIKES AFTER It will bo welcome news to dyspeptics to lrnra of a remedy tlmt, In thu opinion of thousands, Is (in atiolutu euro for In digestion nnd all forms of stomach trou ble, and, bettor still. It Is guaranteed to do so. The remedy Is Dr. Caldwell's Byrup I'opsln. Wo nil )now tho valuo of pure pepsin In Inillaestlan, ami add to this some ex ceptional Inxntlvo Inercillants niul you havo n truly wonderful rained), Mr. T. W. Worthy of Forsytho, Qa got to tho point whero he could not oven eat or di gest vccetables and after many yoars of eevKlnf ho found tho cure In Dr. Cald well's ai'mp l'cpslii. Mr Rudy Kasner of Mollno, 111 , was In tno tamo bad pro Utaineut with l;la stomach, took Syrup Household Remedy Taken in the Sprlntf for Years. Ihtlpji Itust, Willis. Mich., writwfi "Hoods Harsaparilla has been a house hold remedy in our home as long as I can remember. I havo taken it in tho spring for revcral years. It has no. equal for clcan9lni? the blood and ex pclling the humors that accumulate dur ing tho winter. Being a farmer aud ex posed to bad weather, my system is often affected, nnd I often take Ilood'a Sarsa parilla At 1th good results." Hood's SarMparilla is Peculiar to Itself. There is no "Just as Rood," Get it today in uual liquid form ol chocolated tablets callei Sar3Qtab9. ft! AYfCUTC Wntsonrc.Colrmnn.WMh. I H I Xlncton.D.U Jiookftiir: Illb- n W est itferencca. Dtt (Mali W7 N. U.. SIOUX CITY, NO. 17-1911. Honored by Women speks of hef aaaWWaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWam, .aaWWWWWW maaaaaW suffering she have be- of conu natural bowel movement one m dsy.' A ROUGH WAY. Pole- I hear dat Sam's wifo don cracked him over do bald wld a rollln pin an' frowod all do klndiln' wood at him. Joe Well, I specka nho woro eel bratln' dero woodln' wcddln'. Irish Landmark Gone. Tho fomouB Templo of Liberty, orie of Ulster's best-known landmarks, was burned to the ground tho other morn I.ig. Erected at Toomobridgo, on tho County Londonderry sido of tho River Bann, by tho lato Kov. John Caroy, somo CO years ago, it had a romantic, history. Its fouuder was a remark ablo man, possessed of consldcrabla wraith. Ho was a descendant of a Cromwelllan family, and had boon ar rested and tried for murder, but was unanimously acquitted by tho jury, whereupon ho orcctcd tho building la question. London Mall. Close Guess. Schmidt Vo got a now baby pj our house yesterday, Schmaltz Vas Ibs; poy or girl? Schmidt I vond dell you. You hef got to gess it. Schmaltz Isa Id a girl? Schmidt You choo-ost missed It Youngatown Telegram. To enjoy good health, take Gartlcid Tej: It cures constipation and regain tM tho liver end kidneys. To bo conscious that you are igno ant Is a groat stop to knowlodgo. Benjamin Dlsraoll. Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief--PtuMt Our CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS mi (ail. Purely vefet able set surely bin genlly on ine urcr. Stop after.. fiinnrr dutrest 9 cureindi-l gestioa iaproT the mmplnjon liriiilitf the eye. Small rill, Ssull DtSts-Jifrh Genuint oustbeu Signature A COUNTRY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS in Now York City. Best features of coun try and city life. Out-of-door sports on school park of 35 acres near tho Hudsoa River. Academic Course Primary Cass to Graduation. Upper class for Advanced Special Students. Music and Art Write for cntnlogue and terms. Klu kw u KKi Mills, tlveriile knot, uttUlti St,Irt.M FHiMiilMtlliHn Allon'BlllcerlnetUlTnouretChronlcUlmrStliQB uirers.Hcrornlnua uicers.varlcoiie Ulcera,l! flulenl Hirers, Mrc!irllUlcor,WliltHwIi- UJi.r.. iij-tillOf. J.l'.ALl.UN.lJept.AT.Hl.l'aal.MlnB. rHinarcMsina MAKES sore Evea WELL NEEDASILK DRESS? BKVJSftS 01 iftia.t.iiKiiorga postage. rircKIJAJilJ.lt 4JU uou D. tT Yoateru Aveuue, Chicago, ml Make Your Own WllljSSS- Uiinllnnll .tales, with "Initructlon Hook" mailed furll.W). Il.iit.BbS S4r.l;.HIl..nC.,"raU.( It. "ri,"v' VtV,n,iSrc?tl.lo-,heJ'.psPon,1,,7J.?I?T,r ' lirlns,trncls, Mldnar biwfnHU l'&ui anrl DulotU. iKibu tur uuufciew maiL&i Luuiu,,iuaefcl.j,l TAKING FREE SAMPLE Pepsin and Is now cured. Hundreds ot others would gladly testify. It Is a guaranteed -juro for Indigestion, constipation, biliousness, headaches, gaa on tho stomach and similar complaints. A bottlo can ba had at any drug- store lor fifty cents or a dollar, but If you wish to malio n test of It tlrst send your ad dress to Dr. Caldwell and ho will supply n free sample bottle, sent direct to your address. You will soon admit that you have found something to replaco satts, cathartics, breath perfumes and other temporary reliefs. Syrup I'opsln will euro your permanently For tho free sample address Dr. W. B, Caldwell. SOI Caldwell building, MoaU cello, III aWWWW I k. aWWWW r anrtrt .sLLr nera ssssV 5-r! amWiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam aaaW aaaimm . &&rf&?&TS 3 I 1 '1 i 1 9 t 1 -ffl 4 ifl Trl 1 4 -i "T I 4 -HI II Q d ii