Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, March 31, 1911, Image 3
it i Y M THE MARIPOSA WAR By ROY Copyright by HEY wero both miners and , owned claims on the samo gulch, but wero neither friends nor well acquaint ed; otherwise there prob ably would havo been no Mariposa War, to pass down In district legend, even though It escaped tho light of school his tories. Dut thcro was a war, as any man in Mariposa will testify. 1)111 Thompson Btood six feet three In his stocking feet, and wasn't glvon to much conversation. Ho owned Number Four on Mariposa, had good ground, and workod it well. Jim Tip ton owned Number Two on tho samo crcelc, but didn't work it, save for as sessment, because he had another good pleco of ground across tho low divide, on Goldpan, where he hold forth. They were about the same age, and neither of them had any bad habits that is, so far as any one In the camp evor knew. Maybe this was one reason why they weren't well known. A man has to have some bad habits in order to bo what Is goner ally called "popular." The war wa3 caused by two women, & bulldog, nnd a claim. The claim was Number Three, on Mariposa, which stood between their stake lines, and had once been owned and worked by Old Bill Danks. Old Dill had a good piece of ground, a water right, and a hydraulic plant. Doing a man who preferred telling about what he was going to do in preference to showing what he had done, he got Just about that far and quit. He died. His heirs put Number Three in the hands of an eastern agent, who has since changed his home address, and perhaps his name. Anyhow, it's a cer tainty he never came West, where eeveral of the boys wanted to meet him and give him a reception. Ho knew the kind of reception it would be, and wasn't anxious. One noon when the sun was shin ing, In tho summer-time, and dust was on the trails, tho stago from Durdlck came rattling along and dumped out a woman together with several boxes and bundles, and she wasn't tho kind the camp know. She didn't look as if she cared for dancing. She talked for a minute with the proprietor of thq Palace Hotel, which really wasn't a palace, and ho called Bill Thomp son over from where he had been throwing supplies on tho back of a mountain buckboard he always had when getting an outfit. "Bill," he said, "this Is Miss Es merelda Drown. She's bought Num ber Three, on Mariposa, and Is goin' to be a neighbor of yours. Can't you give her a lift up tho gulch?" Bill wasn't much of a ladies' man, and at first didn't like tho Job; but Eho put put her hand, and gave him one of thoso smiles that a woman nover learns until she Is at least thirty yearB old, and from that min ute she owned both Bill and the buck board They drove away out through tho shacks and tents and over the river flat into the canon, and sho talked and Bill said "Sho," or "Do tell," or anything elso In1 tho way of conversa tion that seemed polite and interest ing; and before they had driven two miles he learned that she had sunk all her money in buying Number Three, had read in the Weekly Woman's Ad visor, published at Page Center, Iowa, of how women made the best miners In the world, and so had come West to make her fortune. She was willing to stay till she made it, even if it did take a couple of months. BUI thought probably It would take that long, anyway. He didn't tell her he had been mining for twenty years, and hadn't made it yet. I They drove away past thfc flats, and up where tho timber grows big, and fine, stately, and tho farther they drove tho more confidential sho got nnd the moro certain Bill was that she had qulto a little to learn about tho West. He tried to picture her In rubber boots holding the nozzle of a giant, but somehow it didn't seem to work. Bill didn't have much faith In the Weekly Woman's Advisor, at least, not as much as she had Finally, when tho sun was setting nnd they swung round a bond to tho cabin on Number Three, standing there with Its door closed and almost surrounded by big tamaracks, sho seemed a llttlo awed by the lonesome ness of It, and the only comforting thing ho could offer was that his cabin was Just "up tho gulch a little farther." Then she reciprocated by Inviting him to come back down for dinner, mid he, being polite, accepted, Besides, he was hungry. When she first came up on the big bank abo,vo tho cut and watched Bill swinging tho noso of the hydraulic to ward the face, or shifting the muck off bed-rock at tho bottom, it seemed very fine Tho swirling of tho water and tho easo with which he handled it appealed to her, as bIio sat down in n clump of wild daisies, but it grad ually became borne in upon her that it wasn't exactly woman's work, al though tho editor of tho Advisor, In a boul-inspirlng editorial, had coun seled her readers to "Tako their truo places In tho world." Sho recalled, with some falntnesB, a poem In thoso same pages: MARTHA WASHINGTON NOTE Written to Mrs. Francis Washington and Is Sympathetic Throughout. A fine specimen of rare autograph, a two-pago quarto letter of Martha Washington, dated Philadelphia, Feb ruary 10, 1793, written whllo George Washington was president, will bo sold at auction by Stan. V. Henkels In that city. It Is addressed to Mrs. Francis Washington and 1b a letter T ia NORTON oJI BB F. L. Nelson Sisters, let us all be up and doing; Let ua take our places In the mines. Iet us show the hulking men-folk We are not behind the times. It hnd sounded rather Inspiriting then when read at "The Woman's Saturday Advancement Club," but when put to the test its ringing turn ed to pitiable tinkllngs. Sho decided sho would have to have help. So it was that one night sho took Bill's advice. Ho agreed to hire a man for her, let tho man live at his cabin, and "kinder boas tho Job." The hiring wasn't easy, as men wore scarce in thoso dayB in Mariposa that is, mon who would work for day wages; but Bill hired an anclont miner whose chlof claim to notice was that he complained about moat every thing in sight, from tho way the wil lows grew on tho creek to his daily rheumatism. They called him, "Doc," because ho had nover been a doctor, but had taken more patent medicines than any other man on tho Big Di vide, and titles don't count much, after all in hydraullcking. That lat ter part he understood, and in a few days more there might bo heard each morning tho mighty niBh of well directed waters on Number Three. Miss Ksmerelda did learn one thing about mining, though. Sho know how to clean up the sluices and treasure tho gold that came In Inviting yollow grains between the riffles. So, before long, affairs on Mariposa wero pros perous and pleasant. There camo a day, as before, when tho stago camo up with a Jerk before tho Palace Hotel, and as if in repeti tion, dumped out another woman who didn't have much luggage and was not alone. Sho was accompanied by about tho ugliest brlndle bulldog that ever came west of the Rockies. She step ped out with a self-confident air, glowered unabashed at the men who gaped at her, and said to the pro prietor of tho Palace: "Here, yr ! Hook onto them things and look lively! I'm Mrs. Mlrandy Tlbbets, and I've bought Number Three gold mine on a river called the Mariposa. Tako thom things Jnsldo till I find somo ono who ain't too lazy to take me up to my property." She was business, all right, and she knew woman's rights and Mrs. Pink ham from A to Z. She made folks step around lively, and, partly be cause he was aft aid of her, and part ly because he didn't, want to work, the landlord "sluffed her off" on Jim Tip ton. She started in to boss Jim from tho minute she met him, but, ho wasn't the kind to oe bossed. He sized her up critically, and decided, as ho afterward said, that If sho were "well halter-broke and taught not to tangle her picket-rope, she wouldn't be a bad one to own." So ho called her down. "Look hero, Mrs. Mlrandy," he said, with his soft drav.i, "I don't know nothln' about wlmmen's rights, nor none of them things, so don't give me none of your guff on that line. You ain't got no soft snap buttin' upagtn' you. There's a woman a-workln' Nuniber Three now, an' she says sho owns It. Ef you've got the goods, It's your'n. Ef you ain't you've been bunked, an' homebody's peddled you a brick. Now, let's git down to busi ness." That took her down some. She looked at Jim for a minute, as if sho thought of sicking tho dog on him, but ho didn't look the kind to be afraid. They stared fnto each other's eyes for about a moment, and from then on Bho belonged to James Tip ton. Sho was a widow, and under stood men. After that they got on amicable terms, and It wasn't very long until Jim was involved in all tho troublo about Number Three. Ho pacified her as best he could, and told her that on the following day he would take' her up to the claim and try to get the tangle straightened out. Tho sun was shining, the birds singing, and overythlna bright and gay, when they camo up to Number Threo on tho following morning, heard tho boom of the hydiaullc, and tho singing notes of a woman's oIco. Doc was hard at work, grumbling to himself as usual, and Bill was Just coming down the trail when the visi tors arrived. It all looked peaceful and very llttlo like war. "Morning'," said Jim, after stopping his horses. "Mornln'," answered BUI, coming to a halt and looking at them. Ho con fessed after that ho thought by the way Jim assumed proprietorship over tho woman and tho bulldog that ho owned them both. Jim calmly cllmbod down from his buckboard, uftur throwing tho mlutt to Mrs. Mlrandy, and sauntered foiward. Tho singing inside tho cabin had stopped, and Esmerelda stood in the' doorway, looking with wonderment on tho meeting. "Bill," began Jim, "there's somethln' crooked about this deal out hero on Three This here woman with mo Is Mrs Mlrandy Tlbbets, and she's got a deed of sale for this mino. SIio'b come after Jt." Bill stopped nn Instant, aghast. He recalled now that he had never Been any papers conveying tho claim to Esmerelda, and suddonly It camo over him strongly that ho would hate to seo her worsted in something on which she had set her heart and full of sympathy It Is accompanied by a letter of John Burkhardt, giving a hlBtory (Henkels calls It "a very scaley ono") of how he camo Into possession of It. Ho says that It was found near the Washington mansion at Mount Vernon by a member of IiIb company, (Company F, Ono Hundred and Forty-Sixth Indiana regtmont), who presented It to him. Mrs. Wash ington's letter is as follows: "Since my last, your letter of th& 25th Januuary Is come to hand. I sin sincerely sorry to hear thnt the poor major's complaints continue. The AH- wherein she was hnppy. Ho knew that It was none of his business, but, somehow, after all, it seemed his fight. Ho would run a bluff for Es merelda. "Oh, tho girl thnt's hero's got tho papers, all right, Jim," ho said. "She's got tho papers. Besides, bIio'j told mo all about It, an 1 know it's on th square. There ain't nobody got no rights to this claim but Esmerelda Brown." Now, Jim Tipton was a man of strong opinions himself, and was of an Inquiring turn of mind, needing to havo proof for any assortion made with such confldonco. Tho bluff didn't work, and before Bill could lnterfero he had turned to Esmerelda and ask ed to seo tho papers. Esmerelda, be ing truthful, nt onco Bald the papers wero In a safe-dcpoBlt vault back in Iowa. "Bill," Jim said, "this ain't my fu neral, but I reckon yils girl ain't got no papers, and Mrs. Tlbbets has. So thlH hero girl's got to go." Bill felt his hair ralso. This was too much. First because ho felt him self to bo Esmcrelda's only champion, and, second, becauso Esmerolda's word had been doubted, which was beyond endurance. Big as ho was, and, therefore, according to tho rules of size, good naturcd, be flashed out, like a pleco of fuse that has been overdrlcd. "Got to go, hi she? Well, not while I'm here, my bucko. She don't go till I say so, an' I ain't done nono so much talkln about It yet. 1 ain't a-huntln' trouble, but it's a-goln to take an officer to show me why she's got to git off Number Three." Ho advanced aa he talked, until ho faced Jim, who Btood his ground squarely and unafraid. It's probablo tho war would havo broken out then had not Mrs. Mlrandy, with good Judg- xiiv '--si-1 vy- wsii nmr'jrr&jcij wvss.sjiswnrjrj u , . .stsaiS i' t&'fwMutr&s. - II -'' iJxsiB"Jsvv."j ;?-.r rr-.r u 3ffi'wwx.-.w'j vvciwsS'5z( ' j yrrc. wz&r-j? - .h?''sv corJc- j.r';Mvrz??f y --S w- rX-'l.N SJ Wf - - VVU -r -?-VM U U.1- --7". - "ESMERELDY HE SAID, AND HIS ment, swooped down on Jim, pinioned his arms, and culled a halt. "Don't pay no attention to him," sho said. "You Just tako me back to town where I can get at court, an' I'll show him something. I'll havo the law on him that's what I will." Ai,d JSni, being under her armp, and a llttlo 'surprised, and a llttlo slow, al lowed himself to bo tolled oft to the buckboard and back to camp As the buckboard went wobbling off down i ho trail in a cloud of dust, Bill's D:g flats relaxed, nnd ho turned toward the weeping girl In tho door way. "Ksmeieldy," he said, and his voice was husky, "It ain't truo, la It, that thlu woman beat you to It? You havo got real papers, ain't you? You didn't let nobxly skin you, did you? I ain't wantin' U do nothln' that ain't on the square. If you'v got doekymntn it's all well and good; but If you ain't, I'm ready to fight for you, anyhow, an' If they clean you out they'll havo to tako me In, too." And thon he tried to comfort her while she sobbed against his shoulder and assured him that she had tho pa pers, and that If there was any mis take aho didn't know what It could be. That night Doc, swearing alternate ly at his rheumatism, womanfollc In general, and his horso, rodo to Dur dlck, whero he Eent a telegiam East for tho missing deeds. Then ho whip ped a somewhat coarse Jester, who wanted to know how the "petticoat" was that "bossed the work on Mari posa." wiso disposer of events only can re lieve htm and I trust he will In his good tlmo deliver him from his great distresses and difficulties. I am sorry dear little Charles 1b not woll, the season of the year is bad for all com plaints, the weather being so warm; It 1b happy for you thnt Mario and Fay etto keep well, Indeed my dear Fanny I am very glid to hear from you and am pleased that kind provldenco has nabled you to support yourself under your greut affliction. I can with the greatest truth assure you that the president and myself feel very sincere BI1I went to his cabin so full of troublo that ho couldn't sleep, nnd down In tho camp Jim was entertain ed by Mrs. Tlbbets until ho wns ready to dio for hor, if it camo to a question of right and tltlo. Two days' armistice wont by, Bill and Doc awaiting evnts and Jim puz zling his head over the ndvlce of law yers, who always wanted a little further time to look into tho caso, and used Latin terms which he couldn't understand. The next day ho took a trip to bis own claim, but In stead of working, crawled up on tho rldgo to soc what was doing on Mari posa. Everything was as usual, tho trees standing silent, tho shadows crawling with regularity along tho canon wall, and tho big giant down b-low rapine ftnd tearing away at the earth. This laBt was too much, Jim hurried back across tho divide and then down to tho camp, where, on the following day, he expostulated with tho lawyers. "I tell you," ho said, banging his fist on tho nearest table, "this law gamo's all right, but it ain't the way to han dle a feller or a woman, either, that's Jumped a claim." "Easy, easy," urged tho lawyer. "Easy bo dnmncd! Can't you see they're a-workln' the mlno all tho time, and a-gcttln' out pay while you're cadgln' around hero and doln' nothln'?" Then ho tore madly out of the shanty, walked gloomily around tho camp for a while, and decided to talk to his protegee. Sho had taken to tears by this time, and that strength ened his resolution. Ho went to bed resolved that on tho morrow he would end tho law's dolny, conduct the af fair according to his own code, nnd foros a settlement. It was barely daylight when ho rode up tho Mariposa trail, followed it' SMK VQ1CE WAS HUSKY. by the brliidle bulldog, which had adopted him as & master and seemed p.eased with tho now partnership. Thuy cuine to the cut first and found Doo with tho stream working. It's possible that there would hnve Iieen an arbltratlin had not Doc boon so peculiar. Ho pretendediot tu seo Jim, but spotted tho bulldog and switched tho lever. Thcro was ono frightened jowl, nnd for one quick in stant tho air waa filled with water and dog. Tho bull landed about pO feet up the bank, caught his breath, tucked his tall between hlj legs, and mnde a speed record for tho camp. But, In tho meantime, things wero doing with Jim and Doc. Jim unllmbered a Colt's of antique but trustw "hy pattern, and his first shot hi ought Doc Into tho air bpruwl (! out and quiet ThoVieport had barely died away when there camo an other "Bang" from up the gulch, whore Bill had appeared on tho scene, Jim felt his loft arm go numb, and dropped to cover until he could seo whore tho shot came froni, Then the two combatants arose and blned away at each other, but with bad aim becauso between them waB a sheet of spraying water where the hydraulic waB playing silvery sheets aimlessly Into tho air, heedless of the part It was taking In the llttlo war. Jim soon realized that he had made ono mlstako, that of not coming pro pared for a long range duel with no other ammunition than the cartridges In his gun As his last shot blazod ly for you In your heavy aflllctlon and will take pleasure In doing everything 'we can to make jour troubles as light to you aa wo can. Thank God we are nil woll If Patty Dandrldgo can be useful to you I hope sho will stay with you. "I will, my dear Fanny, have you a bonnet nnd cloak made and sent by tho first opportunity. At this tlmo thoro Is no vessel hero for Richmond, but I expect there will boon be, as the river is frco from Ice, which Is a vory uncommon thing at this scrboii of the year. My lovo (to) the major and a oez' " out and ho saw his antagonist still unhurt, ho cursed his luck and turned back down tho trail, knowing that In n mere physical contest ho would ho no match for that giant above, who was also hurrying to his cabin for moro cartridges. So tho war ended thnt day, and Jim went under tho camp surgeon's caro to wait until his wounded arm healed. Four days of waiting passed on Number Threo, In which tlmo BUI carefully cleaned up his rlflo each morning, and passed tho day with Doc, who was a trlflo inconvenienced from tho offects of tho bullet which had glanced along his skull but had brought no moro serious injury. Then tho mail cninv, bringing with It tho missing deed for tho property duly Blgnod, attested and recorded back In Iowa, and BUI felt greater confidence. This was broken in upon by tho sher iff. It waB woll along In tho afternoon when tho officer arrived with a posse sufficient to make It interesting for the most dospcrato man In tho range, and by his stdo triumphantly rodo Jim Tipton, with his arm in a sling. Bill grinned maliciously at this ovldonce of his marksmanship, nnd with a non chalant air chowod a plno-splll as tho posso camo to a halt In front ef tho cabin. "BUI," tho sheriff opened, "I think you're on the wrong trail. I've como up hero with tho papers from tho court, nnd If you want to see it I've got the deed glvln' this Number Three to the Wldder TlbbetB. Guess you'll havo to hike." Bill's expression of confidence wan ed, and he thought of his gun, "Deeds, deeds," ho growled, In a surprised tone. "If you've got a deed. Hank, I'd llko to seo it. Wo'vo got one, too." It was tho officers' turn to bo sur- V MV?' nfcv . '"'a;, s . v '" 'ss'isyi "IT AINT TRUE, IS IT?" prised. They hesitated, dismounted, and hold a confab wheMn tho two documonts were compared, and found to havo been Issued on tho imrno dato and recorded in two different places nt the same hour Mattora wero growing complicated. Jim and BUI had nothing to sav, and the sheriff wus puzled. Ho looked nt tho two papoia again, and softly swoio at the agent who had sold tho proiwrty twice for tho samo amountB of money, r.nd with dlfTeient HQta of witnesses. It was too much for him. "I reckon thero ain't nothln' to do but to take both theso documents back to the court," ho finally said, "but I don't think It's a squaio deal for you to kcop your giants a-workln' on tho bank, Hill, until It's nettled " BUI was nbout to explain that thero wasn't any powor on earth that ho knew of that would l:..,p him from turning on the stream each day as long ns ho bonaed tho mlno for 1,'. merelda, but sho herself, white, trem bling, und wanting to avoid troublo, silenced him, nnd nssured tho sheriff tho pIiwD should rest, It was up to tho I&,w now, the thing that took away property by means not undoistandablo, und always loft people pooroi than when they staitod along Its dovloua trails; but thero was nothing elso for It. Tho noxt day found tho big miner In tho camp seeking legal advice for Esmerelda' und burdened with foreboding" nnd gloom. Like Jim. ho felt himself hopelessly enmeshed as ho turned homeward after his orrnnd. kiss to tho children, In which tho pres ldent Joins mo. My lovo to your broth ers and Bisters, nnd to Patty Dand rldgo; tell her thnt her brother Is very well. Nelly und Washington sent their lovo to you and children, and that you may bo enabled to keep your health 1b the prayer of your most Affectionate." Nell Qwynne'o 8ecret Door. During alterations on tho first floor of tho Nell Owynne tea rooms, High street, Epsom, thoro tins been discov It was dusk when BUI rode up to tho cabin door ou Number Threo with the dotormlnation to break tho news as gently aa possible; Hnd nt nbout tho samo tlmo Jim Tipton was ex plaining hie forebodings to tho widow In tho camp below. Thon camo several days of waiting, with nearly every ono in tho camp making bets as to which ono of tho contestants would win out at tho next encounter, nnd nil expectant and ar gumentative ' Tho result of this was that pretty nearly every man in Mariposa had takon sides, and was ready if It camo to n flnnl settlement to enlist actively In tho wnr. Sympathies wero about evenly divided, nnd things were quiet nt night becauso nearly all tho par tisans wero busily engaged In tho back ends of their cabins cleaning up their weapons. It promised to bo warm. Both Jim nnd tho widow had disap peared from tho rudo public gaze, and were said to havo gono to Durdlck to consult other lawyers. BUI was re ported to bo too busy nursing Doo and guarding Number Three to ap pear In tho camp; and only tho bull clog wns left to howl dismally In nn Improvised kennel until his mistress should call for him. And In tho meantime tho lawyers were busy, and fussy, nnd Important, most of them being very joung mon or very old men who had como to tho West becauso their talents didn't seem to bo In demand clsowhoro. The break came unexpectedly. A man on horseback, partisan of tho Blll-Esmereldn fnctlou, pulled up ouo afternoon In front of Bill's cnbln and hnllod. BUI enmo to tho door nnd peered out, his lingers c'utched on a rifle-barrel behind tho door until ho could recognize tho character of re ception awaiting him. "BUI," the rider said, throwing one leg ovor tho pommel or his saddle nnd dexterously rolling a cigarette, "Jim's back from up at Burdlck, but he ain't got nothln' to say. Ho Jest naterally camo In on tho stage with that wldder of hls'n, acted grouchy as usual, and pullod out with hor for hla claim over on Goldpan." "Yes?" said BUI, emerging from the door nnd looking disconsolately nt hla frlond. "Thought I'd better rnnm by nn' tell you, so'b you enn keop on the lookout. No tellln' what'U happort noxt, now them lawyers Is llghtln'." "LawyerB llghtln' now "Yes, thoy vo got Into n row nmong 'cmsolves, each ono In tho camp cliilmin' he saw you an" Jim Hrst. Three of 'em's dissolved partnership and nro llghtln' ovor which ono the caso belongs to." "Humph I Yes?" "You seo, Number Thrco's n good pleco of ground, nn' they knlkcrlato there's fat plckln' comln' in bome- whero when It glta to trial." "Thanks, pal." And tho door shut with a bang. ThiB wns the limit. Dill walked up and down nnd thought out a polutlon which resulted In a trip to camp by tho now-recovered Dop on tho following morning. It was late on the following even ing whon BUI. contentpd nnd whist ling, his mind made up. crashod through tho brush on tho hillsldo of Goldpan, nnd camo cautiously down Into tho flat In front of Jim's cnbln. He was wise- un lo (he frontior, nnd being on nn errand of peace, camo unarmed and ostentatiously whistling nnd swinging his ldlcflhands. Jim saw him, mado a quick roach for his gun, nnd then slowly dropped his lingers nwnv nt tho evident Blgus of amity. Ho advanced to meet his enemy, and waited quietly for him to tipproach within Bpenklng dlBtanco. "Hello, there. Jim," said Bill, and, without waiting for a return of his salutntlon, continued: "I've got no bhootln'-ironn on my bolt and no ill will In my head. I'vo como to bo friends with you, Jim, If you'll let mc." Jim paused n moment and peered at him from under hla heavy gray eyobrows, and then, as If satisfied, ex tended hlB hand, which was tightly gripped. Thoy stood awkwardly for u momont, each wnltlng for words, and then Bill continued. "I como to toll you I don't wunt tho Number Threo if I've got to light for It. You cun tell tho wldder sho can have It. Esmoreldy nor mo nln't goln' lo fight for If no moro, and wa don't want to bo bad friends with either you or Mrs. Tlbbets."' A hIow grlu overspread Jim's faco. "Tho wldder don't want It, either, Hill, anil I'm mighty glad you come over. Somebody was bunked bv that pesky agent, but It don't make no dif fercuro. nohow. Mrs. Tinhorn got other things to think about now. Wo went up to Durdlck nnd got mnrrled, and she don't hnvo to hnvo Number Threo so long's I'vo got a pretty nice patch of giound myself" "Hell!' said BUI. "That's kind of the snmo as with mo nnd Eameroldy. Wo had the parson ovor fiom the rump a couple of dnys nno. and wo ain't In a llghtln' mood nono so's you can notlco." Then they laughed togethor, slap ped eacn other on the back, and forthwith proceeded to tall; It over with Mlrandy. That's how tho war on Mariposa ended. Thoio aro two cabins on Number Threo now, and any night you ride by thoro you can seo two follows smoking peacefully on the samo bench, partnoru In this claim und several others, whllo a big brln dle bulldog sleeps nround their feet or Is wooled about by a very old man, who Is taking a now cure for rheuma tism and staudlng loyally by Esmor eldy. And tho lawyers? Woll, iy didn't got tho fees they expected and aro tho only enemies loft. ered n secret door In tho bedroom that waa uaed by Nell Gwynno, who wna ono of Epsom'a fnshloiiabl visitors whon tho town waa noted for tho health giving properties of Its waters. Tho houso Is tho one to which Pepya refers In his diary: "To Ep nun by 8 o'clock to the well, whoro much company. And to tho towne to tho King's Head; and hear that any Lord Uiiclshurst nnd Nolly are lodged at tho noxt houso nnd Sir Charles Sedley with thom: and koep a merry house." London Dally Mall. DRUMMER OF ARCOLA LITTLE FRENCH LAD PUT AUS TRIAN ARMY TO FLIQHT. Napoleon'a Qreat Career Built Jpin Hereto Episode Whloh Illustrates Extraordinary Military Value of 8plrlt-8tlrrlng Drum. There stands In the French town of Cadonet, his native place, a monument to tho memory of "The Little Dress mor of Areola," Andre Estlenne, the hero cf ono of tha moat romantic epi sodes in Ftonoh history. It waa aa episode that Illustrated the extraordi nary military valuo, eo often attest by tho world'a greatest generala, at what Othello called the "aptritatlTTiBa? drum." It may bo aatd, cu.ioualyi enough, that Napoleon Bonaparte's great career was built upon a drum. for tho battle of Areola waa won by1 tho beating of Esticnne's drum, and tho Corslcnn himself always dated hla confidence In his own fortune froaa. this battla. won in 1796, The circum stances were theao: Bonaparte, hemmed in with a email nrmy at Verona, betwocn two greatly auporlor forces, sallied out at night, mado a forcod march, and with H.000 men fell upon tho rear of 50,000 Aua trians. The battlo lasted seventy-two hours. On tho second day of tho fight ing the Austrlans obtained such a po sition that they completely and mur derously awopt the bridge of Areola, which tho Fronch had gntned, and which thoy must hold If thoy expected to win tho battle. It waa an unlooked-for movement. No officer waa noar, but Andre Es tlonno, tho little drummer, waa there. He went to hla sorgeant nnd told him that he ahould cross tho bridge with: his drum, and bent it on tho other aide. "But," protested the sergeant, "be fore you placo one foot upon the brldgo you will bo killed. No man on earth could llvo on that bridge. Ho ever, can you swim?" "I can," said (the drummer. "Then swim across with your drum." "Impossible 1" returned Estlenne. "Should tho drum become wator-aoak-ed, I could not beat it on the other side." Dut the sergeant waa equal to this difficulty. Bolng himself a fine swim mer, he plunged Into tho water, bade Andro mount upon hla shoulders and hold his drum clear of tho water. In this way tho two crossed tho river, Andro beating hla drum lustily nil the way. Onco on tho other side, he poundod it In a way to well-nigh wake tho dead. Tho Austrlans who "were massed near wore nearly all raw re cruits Hearing what they took to be tho drums of nn ndvnnclng force of French, and rcmomberlng tho terrible French onslaught of tho dny before, thoy fled. This left tho bridge clear, and tho Fronch began to pour across. Andre waa Joined by other drummers. Tho Austrian flight bocame n rout The Fronch swept on, with Andre Es tienno, fltlll drumming at their head. Soon tho whole Austrian force was re treating, utterly beaten. Years late Estlenno's horolc act waa celebrated by being roproaented la r.tono on tho front of tho Pantheon at Paris. Tho funeral of the llttlo drum mer of Areola was attended by n (Treat concourse of French officers and sol dlers. No Chop Suey In China. "I havo Just como from a trip to China," aald tho foreign ngent, "and I found everything to eat thero except chop 8Uy, While seeing the sights In various Chlnose cities I would occa sionally drop Into a restaurant to have n blto of nntlvo food. An prder for a bowl of chop suey Invariably was met by n myRtlcnl shnko of tho head. The fact la that thoy don't eat chop suey In China. An intelligent Chinaman tells mo that chop auey la eaten only by pigs, cats and Americana. It is the Amorlcan corruption of some Chinese dish that probably waa very good.. Thoro Is n legend to tho effect that It was Invented by some practical Joker In San Francisco's Chinatown, and from thoro Is has spread over the entlro United States and moBt of Eu rope. Even London, Paris and Berlin now have their chop suey Joints where respectable natives go and consume tho stuff under tho Impression that thoy aro being wicked. Chinamen In Amorlcan toll mo thnt chop auey Is enton only by the poorer Chlneao. who ordor it in tho dingier restaurants be causo It Is cheap." Lark Now a Pest. Assomblyman Struckenbmck, the farmor-blacksmlth of San Joaquin, Cal., Is devoting n great deal of hla tlmo to getting voton for his bill to permit tho shooting of meadow larks. Ho snys thnt tho birds destroy not only grain, but have lately dovolopcd a fondness for melons that Is proving; disastrous to tho cantaloupe crop. Ono of tho Btrongest bits of ovldonoe cltod by Struckenbmck Ib thnt when tho agricultural demonstration train of the University of California was sent through tho state to teach the farmors how to ralso tholr crops on scientific principles tho meadow lark, properly stuffed nnd mounted, occu pied a dishonored place among the ex hibits as n "post." Observation In tho Holds has also shown that the bird la too busy pick ing up the farmers' grain to dovote any tlmo to singing. Ho claims that the lark, whose rippling melody, which was onco the harbinger of spring and the Inspiration of rhymesters, has now become nn ordinary thief. Very Frank. He waa a great bore, and was talk ing to a crowd nbout the eloction. Ho said: ' "Bunco Is a good man; he 1b capa ble, honest, foarloas and conscientious. Ho will make tho vory kind of M. P. wo need. He onco saved my life from drowning." "Do you really want to aee Bunco elected?" a solemn faced old man asked "I do, Indeed. I'd do anything; to seo him olectod," the boro said. "Then never lot anybody know he savod your life," counseled the sol emn faced man. i n -fl -I ji i sal i hi 3 1 4 w,