v. "j. wi. wfuflww,fif',''n v .-H I 5 I IT ! 5 h tj ill M Li X , I Ll, iirr ' .4 U- 15 I. . r r r u DAKOTA CITY HERALD JOHN H. REAM, Publisher. DAKOTA CITY. NEBRASKA. e THE PRICE OF PROGRESS. M i r Tho historic reluctance of Oriental races to Indulgo In reforms Ib llttto un derstood, but tlmo and oxpcrlonco will explain. Thcso racca aro old In exper ience and In wisdom. Therefore, thoy arts, always approhonslvo of tho ulti mate ends to which any reform will reach, bays the Detroit News. Japan has modernized rnpldly. It enjoys the benollta of a very Improved form of government. Out of this change de velops a gradual rise In tho status of the masses and ono of tho conse quences Is a dlucontent. Alexander II. of Russia emancipated 23,000,000 serfs In tho spring of 18(51, after giving nil landowners and serf masters three years' notices to prepare for tho event and Betting his own serfs froo as an example. In 1881 tho sons and daugh ters of tho emancipated ccrfs, having enjoyed tho benoflt of education and thoroby discovered tho wrongs of tho pant and tho oppressions to which tho poor were still subject it the hands of the nobles and groat land owners, ox pressed tholr discontent by killing tho omppror who had lifted them to the status of froo men and women. Rus sian discontent wau fomented by Mi chael Bakounln, the founder of terror ism In Russia. Japan haa her Bakoun In in Dcnjlro Kotoku, a publicist of dis content. Recently a band of 30 con spirators wore arrested upon tho chargo of plotting against tho life of tho emperor, and 12 of them havo al ready been executed. Theso terrlblo blunders seom to be unavoidable con sequences of n chango In tho status of tho people of nny nation, but only tho superficial observer could condemn all attempts at progress becnuso, In gov ernments as In railroading, thoy in volvo a certain oloment of danger. Rats aro regarded as tho most dan gerous propagators of tho bubonic plague that Is raging In tho East, and tho matter has been under considera tion by tho Russian military , authori ties east of tho Caucasus. Thoy bo Hove In killing off tho rats to check the spread or tho disease But some of tho mothods thoy propose to employ will arouso tho special wonder oven .of an age which Is accustomed to romark ablo dovelopmonts. Tho military In spector of tho district In question has issued an order In which Is set forth "the hypnotic lnfluonco of music, as employed by wizards and witches," and It Is remarked that this should not bo Ignored. In fact, tho mothods byj wnicn rat-catchers can lure their proy from tho hiding plncoB are specified, and tho ordor concludes with tho as sumption that "It Ib very possible that among tho soldlors of the Caucasian military district thoro are such wiz ards." If there is a pled piper in tho Russian army he may now procood to fat busy. Ecuador has rejoctod tho proposition to submit tho boundary dispute with Peru to Tho Hague tribunal. Colombia has sent a forco of troops into terri tory claimed by Peru. War seems In evitable botwoon thoso perennial squabblers, Haiti and Santo Domingo. And what looks like a protty full fledged revolution is under way in Honduras, says tho Troy Tlmos. It would socra that thoro aro several un ruly children in tho international fam ily of tho western hemisphere who need a llttlo wholesome discipline to mako thorn bohavo thcmsolvcB prop erly. A woman, wttla mnndolln and a guitar, has sailed" from Now York on a wager that sho can mako a trip around tho world on what sho can earn with her-music. Perhaps. TIiobo who do not appreciate it may bo glad enough to pay hor to move on. Aviators engaged to bo married are withdrawing from aeronautics at tho command of their flancenH, No ono can blame an engaged girl for object ing to hor lover's being In tho clouds In any other fashion than Cupld'B way. "Chicago has limited all Its sky scrapers to 200 foot," says tho Now York Telegram. Not all. Merely those to bo built botwoen tho tlmo when tho ordinance gnca'lnto forco and the tlmo when it shall bo declared of no offpet. Tho N. lj is still looked onoia hoodoo in somo quarters, although It is hardly probablo that tho most super stltlouu person would turn down a gift ot 13,000, whllo somo would not sorl ously object to $13. Fllos aro to bo exterminated In Wor cester, Mass. A college biologist thoro has formed plans for this fcxtormina tion, and tho students will catch tho flies. It remains to bo soon in tho contest who stays longer in tho ring the flies or tho BtudontB, A southern plantor has domesticated an alligator and is using It for a "watchdog." However, our notion of nothing to have running around tho house is an alligator. A New Jersey physician, Just en gaged, declines to glvo his flnncoo a diamond ring on tho ground that it la barbaric. Btlngyi Collego men, according to the presi dent of Dartmouth, have lost tholr "awe." When and whero did thoy hut have it? Now It is an oyster truBt. Is the, bi valve to demonstrate tho economies of, co-operative production too 7 ', ' BRYAN IS GUEST OF HONOR FAIRVIEW MAN ON FIFTY-FIRST BIRTHDAY IS GIVEN GRAND OVATION TRIBUTES PAIDTO HIS WORTH Lincoln Bryan Club's Annual Was a Record Breaker Prominent Democrats From Other States Were Present Thirteen hundred enthusiastic dem ocratic banquotors celebrated the fifty-first birthday of W. J, Bryan at tho Lincoln auditorium Monday night. KnthuBiasiu was at a high pitch dur ing the long program. No one minded the hot, stuffy hall, but listened in tontly to tho principles advocated by tho speakers, without an nxcoptlon progressive In tendency. No effort was mado to hide tho fact, by Nebras ka speakers, that tho democratic par ty Is divided botweon progressives and standpatters, Just as much as the republican party Is divided. The ap plauso showed plenty of sympathy for the sentiment advocatod. It was an open secrot that tho big bnnquet had been planned to show to the majority ot the democratic party of the state that Bryan was not the dethroned loader he Is fondly hoped to be by the men now In tho saddlo guiding the democratic party. It was in ordor to indlcato that all demo crats had not soverod alloglanco to HON. CHAMP CLARK U. S. 8enator Prom Missouri and Speaker of the House tho "Sago of Falrvlow" becauao of his attitude on tho liquor quostlon Inst fall, Ab the plan grow tho managers beonmo more optimistic, speakers of national prominence readily agreed to bo present and the demand for reservations at tho "dollar dinner" came in thick and fast. , Tho managers arranged for tho largest hall of tho city and orderod that all plates poBsiblo bo laid. Re publloann and democrats allko asked permission to attond. Delegations from many outsldo towns camo in to be on hand to pay tribute to the lead er. Legislators who had said bittor things against him at tlmos caught HON. JOHN W. KERN U. 8. Senator From Indiana thu uplrlt and woro on hand nt least to listen. Tho result was thnt not In Its his tory has Lincoln 3een a greater gath ering of banqueters for uny purpose, nnd soldom has such wild onthuHlasm been invoked uu nt times responded to the clear-out convincing declurntioiiB of the speakers. Auditorium Filled. Tho Audita ilum, In which tho ban quet wus held, seats 2.G00 people It w;is full. Tho lloor was takeu up With rows of tablea extending from the stage to tho foyer, whllo across tho Btngo ran a table at which woro seated tho speakers, Far down tho hall hung tho banner of tho Lincoln Urynn club, tho promoters of tho birthday banquet. Owing to tho fact that more tickets woro sold than places could bo pro vided for on tho lloor, tho overflow gathering was fed at the Llndel ho tel across tho Btreet. Thoso dlnors camo In later and filled up tho nUloa 'Wo have mot for tho purposo of personal friendship to colobrnto tho birthday of ono of tho three most prominent American tho grentoat living orator, perhaps thu groatost! .1. i 11. .-.1 ....... .1 ... . 1 ' iuui diui int'u- a iiiuii ui'iu tu uiu hearts -of millions of his countrymen and admired by millions In foreign lands who by his splendid boarlng and lofty eloquence has elevated the American churactor und popularized tho .theory of representative govern nieijt In every clvllliod country WWW HONf W. J. BRYAN and empty seats In tho gallery, much of which hud previously been pre empted by tho townspeople who came to listen but not to eat. There were many women in tho gallery. Tho number of persons to bo fed was so formidably largo that tho girls and colored waltora hognn work early in tho morning. By 11 o'clock all tho plates and goblets, tho celery and tho buns hud been arranged as well as tho silverware, whllo half-gallon bot tles of mineral wntor stretched their lolig necks into tho air from nil tho tables, proclaiming tho distinctly tern porato Hmrneter r tho spread. At the Speakers' Table. Tho speakers sat at the head table in tho following ordor from tho toast master's right to his left: Rov. Ru dolph Caughoy, Representative E. B. HON. GILBERT M. HITCHCOCK U. S. Senator From Nebraska QuaokonbiiBh, R. L. Metcalfe, Govor nor John F. Shnfroth, Senator John V. Korn, W. J. Bryan, O. W. Meier, Dr. P. L. Hall, tonstnmster; Champ Clark, Sonator Hobort L. Owen, Sen ator Gilbert M. Hitchcock, Congress man John A. Magulro, State Sonntor C. M. Sidles nnd lastly Mr. Bryan's JapancBo boy. This was the toast list: Lincoln Bryan club, O. W. Molor, president. Invocation, Rev. Rudolph Caughoy. ToaBtmaster, Philip L. Hall. "Progressive Domocrucy In tho Ne braska State Sonate," C. M. Skllos. "Progressive LoglB'iatlou In tho Ne braska House," 10. IJ. Quuckonbush. HON. JOHN A. MAGUIRE Congressman From Nebraska "Mr. Bryan nt Homo," John A. Ma gulre. "Measago from Jopan," Y. Bryan Yamashlta. "Election of Senators by tho Peo ple," Q. M. Hitchcock. "Mr. Bryan vs. Special Intorests," Richard L. Motcalfo, whoso magnificent advocacy of right, Justice and equal opportunities for all eltlzoiiB, with monopolistic privileges for none has given him a high and se em 0 place in thu history pf our tlinoB."--Speakor Chump Clark of Missouri. "For fifteen years our distinguished guest, In whose honor wo havo mot horo tonight, hus been the Btonn cen tor of Amerlcun politics, A man who though thrice defoutod for tho highest otllco In the world, stnnds todav vlndl- IwjzwKftjiSn t'SSSS sJvT "Initiative nnd Referendum," John F. Shafrnlli "The Tariff," John W. Kern. "Arizona," Robert L. Owen. "Cannonlsm Overthrown," Champ Clark. Address, W. J. Bryun. The large audience, both of ban quoters and listeners, Btnyed on after tho cars had stopped running, Btayed on to listen to Champ Clark and to hoar Mr. Bryan, who was tho guest of honor of the evening. As Mr. Bryan arose to speak, con tinued and loud applause greeted him from tho house. In opening ho thanked the Lincoln Bryan club for tho celebration of his birthday. Ho declared that he had asked clubs over the country not to connect his name with tholr organizations for fear that his motives might be impugned there by. He reviewed his early political life brlofly and brought lessons down from tho pnst to the present activities HON JOHN F. SHAFROTH Governor of Colorado of tho democratic party. Ho paid tribute to both Senator Hitchcock and Congressman Magulre. Mr. Bryan Bald ho did not believe all that had boon said of him during tho evening, notwithstanding that he fully appreciated tho sincerity of tho utterances of his friends and co-work-era. "And I assure you that theso trib utes will not swell my egotism, or cause my head to grow," he said. "A man is only ono small unit amid the mass of humanity, and his efforts at the most enn exert only a small com parative Influence. It would lie' more than any man could do to cause the mighty mornl rovolutlon which wo HON. ROBERT L. OWEN U. S. Senator From Oklahoma now have in the country. But to aid In calling attontlon to theso mighty ohnnges Is nil tho honor that I can claim." "What matters It If today you turn mo down In a convention? 1 live nnd they who turned mo down will dlo. What matters It If thoy don't send mo to u national convontlou? God doesn't require mo to go to a convention, but lio does roqulro mo to bo a man evory day. Where It used to bo necessary, porhups to send me, thero are now enough good men to go without mo. It simply means that right will tri umph ultimately." "It Is of littlo consequonco to tho great democratic party of America that there mny bo men In Nobruskn who, because of his conscientious convlctlonB on questions of religion and morality, may seek to discredit him. Thoro are nearly six and n halt million of men who so appreciate his unselfish work of tho past fifteen years that thoy will seo to It that neither Jealousy, nor prejudice, nor potty animosity shall for a moment prevail against him." Sonator John W. Korn of Indiana. cutcd und triumphant In the moral and political principles ho has advo catod. Tho groat and underlying pro gressive principles of government und morality that aro today sweeping, not only this country, but tho govern ments of tho world, Into newer and better things, aro In a great measure duo to our distinguished guest and his loyal supporters, who fifteen years ago declared that tho rights of man aro Buporlor to tho rights of tho dol lar." Stato 8onator C. M. Sklles of Nebraska y ' -"MV) tu' '" IlAPP Ores No Revolution v Talk in Mexico City MEXICO CITY. The capital of Mex lco Ib much more interested in tho performances at the local theaters than in the revolution. Two evnlngs each week, Thursday and Sunday, there Is music on the plaza and tho typical iijubIc of Mexico haB been suc ceeded by tho fascinating strains of Lehar's opera. No ono hero can see that tho revo lution is being considered seriously by residents of tho capital. It Is un doubtedly worrying President Diaz, al though revolutions should bo familiar to him by thlB time, as ho was onco an Jn3urgont himself. No doubt tho disturbance has kept somo of tho winter tourists away, but thero seems to bo as many sightseeing Americans on tho plazas as usual. An American would feel at home horo now with the three principal play houses presenting "The Dollar Prin cess," "Duke of Luxcmberg" and "The Morry Widow." One of the minor theaters has announced an approach ing engagement of "The Cabin of Thomas," from which tho American colony infers that Eliza Is to again floo over tho Ice pursued by blood hounds. The plaza parades are a constant delight of tourists, who Join tho prom enade or watch tho passing show for Western Town Moved Away on Wheels SIOUX FALLS, S. D. Lamro, a town of 2,000 inhabitants and Hoveral hundred houses, was put on wheols the other day and moved over to Winner, whore, as the result of a bitter county seat war and agreement between tho two towns. It was consolidated with Winner and as a town ceased wholly to exist. Store buildings, with their valuable contents, woro moved Intact. Banks, with their cash In tho vaults, were put on wheels and made tho trip across tho prairie. Without disturbing the officials, tho county court house was hitched to two of the largest traction englnos over built and was hauled from Lamro over to Winner, where it ,was placed on a foundation previously prepared for It. The Lamro hotel, drawn by 72 teams of horses, mado the trip without so much as ceasing business during a single meal. Lamro was unique in being a town built by Indians for tho use of white men. Indians promoted, tho town, sold lots, opened business houses, and Nebraska May Have 'Vagabond City' zmgr J I DONT think much OF DtS PLAlt- CEE HOW THIRSTY 'AM.! ! ?, 7- 1 LINCOLN, NEB. Nebraska may soon havo a vagabond city and nil tramps, drunkards or delinquents of other kinds who drift Into thU state will bo in danger of being mado citi zens of tho now colony. Tho "city" will not rob tho penitentiary of any of Its prisoners, but is intended to take care of that large class of unfor tunates designated by professional charity workers as "below the poverty lino.". It will bo tho first institution of Its kind In tho United States and as an exporimont along untried lines is suro to attract tho attention of so ciologists' everywhere. No real crim inals will be admitted to citizenship, but only "unfortunates" will bo accept ed there. A bill before tho legislature calls for the establishment of a colony on Teaches Four Years PHILADELPHIA. Mrs. Mary E. Ir win has been teaching for fout years In tho Mnrtln school ot this city without a certificate and without hav ing graduated from tho high school as she claimed. Her maiden namo was Mary D. Oreen. Sho desired to teach hut had no certificate and wus not qualified to pnss an examination. Sho planned to get a teacher's position nnd study as sho taught until sho made herself competent. This she had practically accomplished. All theso years sho was posing us Carrie E. Green, who graduated from tho high school In the Class of 1888 und taught until 1891, when Bho mar- Handicapped. "How did your show go on tho road?" "Bad. Wo wero foarfully handi capped by tho plays wo solocted." "Eh! Why, I thought tho dramas In your repertory wero tho finest you could secure." "Yor, but wo couldn't play 'cm." Expensive Paradox. "A funny thing about that stag party." . What's funny about it," It turned out to bo a dear affair." ". , 1 (d.. . t EwnsPSJl. I "Tr"-"" "'"nIAtv L n KsLlv:!J "rat-i 'n hours, admiring the bright-faced girls and their lynx-eyed chaperons. Under the circumstances the Amer icans hero aro being treated with tho utmost consideration. It seems to bo tho deslro of Mexican officials to re tain the friendship of Americans dur ing thcso days of minor internal dis turbances, for tho alienation of Ameri can capital would bo a worse disaster than is likely to result from tho in surgents. Any antipathy In this city toward Americans comes from the lower clnsses, tho professional agitators and malcontents. They munetlmes rally around the sentiment "Mexico for Mexlcnna," but hero In this, city this element is In n hopclesu minority. It has developed slnco tho rovolu tlon began that It was financed largely by Mexicans who live In Texas, New Mexico and Arizona, led chiefly by Flores Magon, onco sentenced to pris on in California for violation of the neutrality laws. Slnco the troublo began less than usual has been seen of President Diaz and this started rumors that ho was very HI and even thnt he was dying. A few days ago when such rumors were flying tho President and Mrs. Diaz put an end to the tales by driv ing through the city In an qpen car riage and going to a park, where they walked for an hour. When the revolution was forming President Diaz said he would person ally lead his army If the situation be camo serious. That he has made no movo In that direction Is taken as an assurance that tho high officials do not regard tho outbreak seriously. Anally elected themselves to office. In dians wero elected to the offices of county commissioner, county Judge, county treasurer and to all other places. However, the Indinns wero at last outgeneraled by the white men. Tho rod men wero familiar with many things, but they did not understand the ways of the American railroad builders. Lamro was promoted whllo the railroad was still 20 miles away, but bended In that direc tion. In fact, the survey ran through tho spot upon which the Indians built tho town. But the railroad made a detour Just great enough to put Lam ro off the line of road and the white men built tho town of Winner on tho road and only three miles from the In dian town. In tho meantime Lamro hnd grown rapidly and was a town of 2,000 people, with all sorts of busi ness houses. Tho people living at Winner, organ ized a county seat flght and carried the matter before the voters nt the November elections. By agreement between the two towns tho loser agreed to abandon its site and move bodily over to the winner of the fight. True to Its name. Winner won out by a small vote, and the very next day arrangements wero begun for the house moving. the prairies, far from the temptations of a large city. The size of tho In stitution Is not mentioned In tho Wll, but Its backers think from 5,000 to 10,000 acres will bo necessary onco the colony is In full working order. In addition to a big farming area thero will bo shops of all kinds, an iron foundry, n shoo shop, a book bindery, a tailor shop, a furnlturo factory, n planing mill nnd others of this kind. Tho output of tho colony will not como n competition with that of prl vato concerns, but will bo used, In great measure, by the state In tho dlfforent stato institutions. When one coming within those lines Is brought before tho proper authori ties, Instead of being sentenced to the city Jnll or tho state prison ho will be sent to "Vagabond City." No fixed term of Incarceration will bo set, but tho delinquent will bo Blmply Bent to the city until ho becomes self-supporting, after which ho will bo sent back to tho world as a man ablo to take care of himself. Whllo In the "city" he will bo taught an occupa tion or trade. by False Pretense rled and moved nway. She la said to be dead. Sixteen years after tho real Miss Green had loft tho school to marry her Impersonator applied for a place nnd said hor certificate had boon de stroyed. The real Miss Green lmd mado a good record as a teacher and her Impersonator wnB employed with out question. A family quarrel caused her secret to becomo public. A brothorln-Iaw In a spirit of revengo, notified tho school board thnt Mrs. Irwin wan not tho formor Carrie K. Green. Members of tho class of '88 wero called no wit nesses and thoy told Mrs, Irwin she hnd novor been In their class, but sho persisted thoy wero wrong. Then a class picture was produced. In a state of collapse, frequently fainting, Mrs. Irwin Insisted through out inc hearing that sho was tolling tho truth hut tho evidence against her wns too strong and she was dis charged. The Favorite. "What Is your favorlto flower?" ask ed tho clam. "If I like ono more than anoth er," roHpondod tho oystor, "It is th IMlutus," Making 8uro of Him. "Jones' widow has given him a flno monument wolghs ton tons." "That's protty heavy I" "Yob. Sho had put on it that sho 'wouldn't call him back again,' and when It.gitB on top o' blm, pleaso God, ho won't be ablo to coma!" MEN WHO THINK WITH THEIR FEET ELEVATED BLOOD THUS MADE TO GRAVI. TATE TO THE DRAIN WHERE IT QUICKEN9 THOUGHT. SL Louis, Mo. "Hollo, Mark!" call ed a man on a Mississippi river steam er, who sat with his feet elovated on a table In front of him as Mark Twain approached. "Your face seems familiar," return ed tho Hannibal humorist, "but I don't seom to rocognlzo your feet!" Many porsons aro recognizable to their Intimate friends becauso of the appearance of their feet, however. They aro so accustomed to putting their feet on the table, tho dcBk or even tho wall, that thoso who know them best usually boo their feet flrat This gentleman, whon pedal extrem ities Bhow so prominently In Che ac companying plcturo, may be oaally rocognlzed by his feet. He Is a hall-fellow-well-mot sort of a person, whoso hat is set at a rakish angle and Thinking With the Feet. who has tho stub of a cigar In his mouth. He is most democratic. Ho believes that all men wero really born "free and equal," as assorted In tho preamble to our constitution. To provo that he Is tho equnl of if not better than all comers he elevalea his feet whenever, wherever and upon whatever ho chooses. This man, of whom wo havo a glimpse here, always stnnds on his feet and never on his head, meta phorically speaking; thero Is more blood In tho lower than In tho upper portions of his body, consequently he thinks with his feet oftener than with his head. When he has a downwrlght hard Job of thinking before him, as In tho present Instance, ho Invariable ele vates his feet. In that way tho blood gravitates naturally out of his feet and his heart hns less labor In elevating It to his brain where it quickens his thought. The good nature of a man who puts his feet on tho table is fre quently augmented o tho disadvan tage of his. mannerL. GIRLS PLAY INDOOR BASEBALL Iport Fast Taking Place of Basket Ball Among Chicago Young Women. Chicago. Indoor baseball has been Invaded by the girls of Chicago, and tho sport Is fast taking the place ot basketball, which for years was su premo as tho exerclso and amusement for girls In their gymnasium work. Whon Indoor baseball was first brought Into prominence back in 1S87 it is doubtful If George W. Hancock of Chicago, who is credited as the originator of the gamo, ever thought it would develop as a pastime for girls as well as boys and men, but such Is the case. To tho girls of West Park No. 1 goes tho credit of probably tho su perior gathering of Indoor baseball players In Chicago nnd vicinity. Tho girls are coached dally by Miss Franz, and It Is due to her general knowledge of the gamo that her class has devel oped Into such expert players. Tho many daring feats which are attempt ed by the sterner sex In their clashes Playing Indoor Bnll. on the wooden diamonds aro duplicat ed to a "T" by tho young girls. What's inoro, thoy haye become very adept at tho game, and without any thought of Injury or accidents they sUdo to tho bases, romp around the dlnmond nnd push each other out of tho way, JiiBt as boys, when tho score becomes close. LENSES RESTORE SIGHT They Perform Functions of Natural Ones and Blind Man Is En abled to See. Boston, Mass. Through a remark ablo operation, tho first of its kind, tho eyesight of Dr. William Copley Wlnslow, noted archaeologist, histori cal writer and formerly Episcopal mln Inter, has been restored. In place of tho natural lens of tho eyo he now has a glass lens, which performs tho functions of the natural ono that U10 surgeons removed. Four years ago Dr. Winslow's sight failed and catar acts were found to bo forming over tho eyes. Theso continued until ha was blind. Tho cataracts and tho lonsos of tho eyes wero removed by operation. Then thero was substitut ed tho glass lenses. These flash to tho brain the plcturo upon which the eyo rests. Without the gloss lenses there Is nothing but a glare ui light The aged doctor is overjoyed over tho recovery of his sight as ho can now resume his study of color har mony. Starting lato In life he began to work out a theory of color blend ing. This was interrupted by his fall. Ing oyestght but now ho plans to take tt up again. (64j -r miMm 'aft -&' nf. A", -