Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, March 17, 1911, Image 6

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SYNOPSIS.
Thomas Ardmore ami Henry Maine
Oris wold stumblo upon Intrigue when the
governors of North and South Carolina
are reported to have o.uarrled. Grlswold
.ill hlmlf with Iiarbara Osborne,
(laughter of the povernor of Houlh Curu
llna, while Ardmore espouses the cause of
Jerry Dangerflcld, daughter of tho kov
rnor of North Carolina. Theie two ladles
are trying to fill tho shoes of their la
thers, while the latter nre missing. Both
states nre tn n turmoil over ono Apple
weight, an outlaw with great political in
fluencn. Unaware of each other's posi
tion, both Grlswold and Ardmore set out
to make the other prosecute. Uoth have
forces scouting tho border. Grlswold rup
tures ApplewHght, but Jerry finds him
and takes him to Ardsloy, her own pris
oner, tltiswiihl and Unrbnid. while In
vestigating the outlaw's disappearance,
meet Ardmore and Jerry, the latter re
veals the presence of Applswclght at
Ardsley. Ardmore arrests a man on hh
proportv rrho says ho Is Gov. Osborne.
Meanwhile another man Is arreted hi
Applnwelxht by the South Carolina mil
itia. The Worth Carolina militia I" railed
Into action.
When Ollllnewater. Jorry's
fiance, finds
flees.
that real war Is afoot, he
CHAPTER XVII.
On the Road to Turner's.
"Who goes there?"
"A Jufj."
"What kind of a jug?"
"A little brown Jug from ICIldare."
Thus Mr, Thomas Ardmore tested
hio pickets with a shibboleth of his
own devising. The sturdy militiamen
of North Carolina patroled tho north
ern bank of Raccoon creek at mid
night, aware that riotous flood alone
separated them from their foes.
Tho terraces at Ardsley bristled with
the guns of the First Light battery,
while, upon a cot In the wlno collar
beneath, Mr. Bill Applewelght, alias
Poteet, slept the sleep of tho just.
He was rudely aroused, however, at
ono o'clock In tho mornlnp by Ard
more, Cooko and Collins, and taken
out through tho kitchon to ono of tho
Ardsley farm wagons, nig Paul held
tho reins, and four of Cooko'a detect
ives were mounted as escort. Ard
more, Cooko and Collins wore to ac
company tho party as a board of
strategy In tho movement upon Tur
ner Court House, Fu(h Carolina.
Applowelght, tho terror of tho bor
der, blinked at tho lanterns Unit flash
ed about him In tho courtyard. Ho
had been numbod by his Imprison
ment, nnd ovon now ho yielded him
solf docilely to tho inevitable. His
pture in the flrat Inntanco at Mount
Nebo had been clear enough, and he
could have placed his hand on tho
men who did It If ho had been free
for a couple of hours. This he had
pondered over his solacing solltalro as
he sat on tho cato of Chateau nizot
Jn tho Ardsley wlno cellar; but tho
subsequent events had been altogeth
er too much for him. II had been
taken from his original captors by a
Rlrl, and while the Ignominy of this
was not loit, on tho outlaw, his wits
had beon unequal to tho furthor fact,
which ho had no ground for disbe
lieving, that this captivity within tho
wnlls of Ardsloy hnd been duo to a
daughter of that very governor of
North Carolina whom ho had counted
his friend,
"Tho road between Klldaro and Tur
ner's Is fairly good," announced Cooko.
"though we've got to travel four miles
to strike it. Grlswold evidently thinks
that holding tho crook Is all thoro Is
of this business, and ho won't find
out till morning that wo'vo crawled
round his line and placed Applowelght
in Jail at Turner's, whoro ho belongs."
"You must have a good story ready
for tho press, Collins," Bald Ardmoro.
"Tho North Carolina border counties
don't want Applowelght Injurod, nnd
Gov, Dangorfleld don't want any harm
to come to him you may bo suro of
that, or Bill would havo beon doing
tlmo long ago.''
"Gentlemen, it wns, very impolite
or you not to tell mo you wore ready
to start 1" and Jerry camo briskly
from tho Bide entrance, dressed for
: tnaj-atldle and jijpbllnc h binit
"Rut you nre not to go! I thought
that was understood!" cried Ardmoro.
"It may have been understood by
you, MY. Ardmoro, but not by mo I I
should novor forgive myself If, after
all Ihe troublo I huyo taken to
straighten out this little matter, I
- should not ho in at tho finish. Will
you klmily get mo a horse?"
Miss Dangerfleld's resolution wns
not to be shaken, and a few minutes
latr tho pnrty movod niit from tho
courtyard. Cooko rodo several hun
dred yards ahead: thon two detoctlvos
f preccdod tho wagon, In which Apple
weight sat on a cross-seat with two
more of Cooko's nion on a seat just
behind Lint. Ho wbb tied and gagged,
L and an old derby hat (supplied by
Paul) had boon clapped upon tho side
of his head at an nnglo that gavo
him a jaunty air belled by his bonds.
Though his tongue was Bilenccd, Ms
oyeB wore at onco eloquont of won
derment, resignation nnd Impotent
rago. Desldo tho wagon rodo Miss
Jerry Dangorfleld, alert and con
tented. Ardmoro and Collins wore Im
mediately behind her, aud sho In
dulged the journalist in somo mild
chaff from tlmo to tlmo, to his in
finite delight, though considerably to
, Ardmoro's distress of heart; for,
" i'-f though no words had passed between
hlm and Jerry as to tho dlsKracoful
' flight of tho adjutant general, yet tho
master of Ardsloy was In a jealous
mood, Thd moon had left tho conspir
ators to the spfter radiance of tho
stars, but thore was sufficient light
for Ardmoro to mark tho gontlo
lines of Jerry's face, as uho lifted it
now and then to scan tho bright
globes above.
Paul drove his team at a trot over
tbA smooth road of tbo estate to a re
tote and little-used gate on tho south
era side, but still safely removed from
tlM gontii Carolina pickets along the
Raccoon.
r -"It's all right oyer there," remark-id
OotilfM, Jerking his head toward the
rttn "The, , frosting armies axe
WftMtor tar BUM-Blnc aa4 tattle. I sur
ut wb-w mm wore la arts-
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wold (hat Applewelght Is in a South
Carolina jail It will chango tho scene
of operations. It will then bo Gov.
Osborne's painful task to danco be
tween law-and-ordcr sentiment and
tho loud cursing of his border con
stituents. Tho possibilities of this
rumpus grow on mo, Ardmoro."
"Thero is no rumpus, Mr. Collins,"
said Jerry over her shoulder. "The
governor of North Carolina Is merely
giving expression to his civic pride
and virtue."
Leaving Ardsley, they followed a
dismal stretch of road until tboy
reached tho highway that connects
Tumor's and Klldaro.
"It's going to bo morning pretty
soon. We must got tho prlsonor into
Turner's by five o'clock. Trot 'em up,
Paul," ordered Cooko.
Thoy woro all in cnpilal Mplrlts,
with a fairly good road before thorn,
leading straight to Tumor's, nnd with
no expectation of nny troublo In land
ing their prisoner safely in Jail.
Thoy were well Into South Carolina
territory now, nnd woro jogging on at
a sharp trot, when suddenly Cooko
turned back and halted tho wagon.
"Thero's something coming -wait!"
"Maybo Dill's friends aro out look
ing for him," suggested ColllnB.
Cooke impatiently bado them bo
quiet.
"If wo'ro accosted, what shall wo
Bay?" ho asked.
"We'll say," replied Jerry Instantly,
"that ono of the laborers at Ardsley
Is dead, and that we nre taking his re
mains to his wife's family at Turner's.
I Bhall bo his grlof-stricken widow,"
Tho guards already had Apple
weight down on tho floor of tho
wngon, whoro ono of them sat on his
feet to make suro he did not cronto
a disturbance. At her own sugges
tion Jerry dismounted and climbed
Into tho wagon, where sho Hat on tho
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Sturdy Militiamen Patroled the Northern Bank of Raccoon Creek.
sldo board, with her head
bowed ns though in grief.
dooply
"Pretty picture of n sorrowing wid
ow," mumbled Collins. Ardmoro
punched him in tho rlba to mnko him
stop laughing, To tho quick stop of
walking horBes ahoad of them waB
now Bdd'd th whisper nnd oronk of
lcathor.
"Hello, tlieiel" yelled Cooko, wish
ing to tako tho Initiative.
"Hoy-O!" answered a yolco, nnd all
was still.
"Give up tho road; wo'ro taking n
body Into Turner's to catch tho morn
ing train," called Cooko.
"Who'B dend?"
"Ono of Ardmora'H Dutchmen. Ship
ping tho corpso back to Germany."
The pnrty nliond of thorn paused as
though debating tho enso.
Tbo north-bound party was a blur
In tho road. Their horses Rniffcd and
movod restlessly about as their riders
conforrod.
"Give us tho rond!" Bhoutod Cooko.
"Wo haven't much tlmo to catch our
tialn."
"Who did you say waB dead?"
"Karl Schmidt," returned Paul
promptly.
Ardmoro'B heart sank, fearful lest
nn Inspection of tho corpse should be
proposed. Rut at thltt moment a wall,
cerio and heait-broaklng, rose and fell
dismally upon tho night. It was Jer
ry mourning hor dead husband, hor
slight flguro swaying bnck and forth
over his body in an abandon of grlof.
"Do poor vldow sho bo mil us,"
called out big Paul, forsaking his us
ual excellent English for guttural dia
lect. "Who aro you fellows?" demanded
Cooko, spurring his horso forward.
The horsemen, to his surprise, seemed
to draw back, and ho hoard a voice
apeak out sharply, followed by a re
grouping of the riders at tbo side df
the road,
"Wo been to a dance at Turner's,
and air go In' back home to Klldaro,"
came tho reply.
"That seems all right," whispered
Ardmore to Collins.
"Thus," muttered Collins, "in the
midst of death wo nre In life," and
this, reaching Jerry, caused her to
bend over tho corpse at her foot as
though in n convulsive spasm of sor
row, whereupon, to add color to thoir
story, Paul rumbled off a few consola
tory sontonces In German.
"Give us tho road!" commanded
Cooke, nnd without further parley
thoy started ahoad, closing about tho
wagon to diminish, as far as possible,
the slzo of tho caravan. Paul kept
tho horses at a walk, as became their
sad errand, nnd Jerry continued to
wcop dolorously, .
They passed the horBomon at a
slight riso in the rolling road. Tho
party bound for Turner's moved stead
ily forward, tho horsemen huddled
about tho wagon, with Jorry's led
horso between Ardmoro and Collins
at tho rear. At tho top of tho knoll
hung tho returning dancers, woll to
the loft of tho road, permitting with
duo respect the passing of the funor
al party. One of them, Ardmore could
have sworn, lilted his hat until tho
wagon had passed. Thon some one
cnlled good night, and, looking back,
Ardmore saw them a dozen men, ho
judged regain the road and qulotly
resumo their journey toward Klldaro.
"Pretty peaceablo for fellows
who've beon attending a danco," sug
gested Collins, craning his neck to
look after them.
"Ono fellow lifted his hat as we
passed, and I thought"
"Well, what did you think, Mr. Ard
moro?" demanded Cooko Impatiently.
"Well, It may seem atrange, but I
thought thero was something about
that chap that suggested Crlsay,"
Thoy paused to allow Jerry to re
sume hor horBO, nnd one of tho do
toctlves joined in the conference to
venture hiB opinion that tho men they
had passed were in uniform. "Thoy
looked like mllltin to mo," and na ho
was a careful man, Cooko took note
or ins remark, though ho made no
comment.
Hut ns thoy moved on toward Tur
ner's, Ardmore wns still troubled ovor
what had scorned to him tho leraark
ablo Parisian courtosy of the return
ing reveler who had lifted his hat as
the corpse passed. Grlssy, he kopt
saying ovor and ovor to himself, was
no fool by any manner of means, and
ho wns unnblo to conjecturo why tho
associate profosBor of admiralty,
known to bo detached on special duty
for tho governor of South Carolina,
should bo riding to KJtdnrc, unless ho
contemplated somo coup of impor
tance Tho stars paled under the growinc
light of tho early summer dawn. Ap
plewolght, with shouldors wearily
drooping, contemplated th0 nttendlng
cortege with tho gaze of one who sul
lenly accopts n condition ho does not
In tho least understand.
A fnw early risers saw tho atrango
company enter nnd proceed to tho
jail; but boforo half tho community
had breakfasted, 1)111 Applowelght, tho
outlaw, was pnruroly lockod In Jail In
Turner Court House, tho seat of Mln
go county, In tho Btato of South Caro
lina, and tho Jailer, moreover, wns
sharing tho distinguished cnptlvo's
thraldom
(TO 1113 CONTINUED.)
Tho Eggman In Philadelphia.
A young farmer from Clomonton, N,
J., wns selling eggs nt tho cornor ol
Fourth and South streots whon n bar
tondor walked up to him and asked
him tho price of a dozou eggs. Tho
fnrmor answured: "Forty cents a
dozen," and as thero was an extra ogg
in tho dozon ho wanted threo cents
I extra, but tho bartender wanted It
"thrown In with the bargain."
"Well," said tho one who soils tho
liquor, "I will tako tbo egg and treat
you to a drink."
"All right," said tho farmer. When
they camo to tho tavern ho wns askod
what he would drink, to which ho re
plied: "Well, 1 alius drink sherry with an
egg In It."
And thoy say farmers buy gold
bricks. Philadelphia Times.
Rice Market Yields $200,000,000. '
Tho world's market for rice, meas
uring thlB market merely by the im
ports of the principal countries of the
world, amounts to from $150,000,000
to $200,000,000 por annum. Tho Im
ports of rice Into tho principal coun
tries of Europe in the latest available
year amounted to about $82,000,000
value; Into Asia and Oceanlca, $88.
000,000; Into North and South Amer
ica, exclusive of tho United States.
$13,000,000, and into Africa, $6,000,000.
SMALL TRAP BAGS RABBITS
Many Boy Use Device Shown In Illus
tration to Capture the Festive Lit
tle Cottontail.
Boys living In places where rabbits
are to be found are having gay times
since tho snow fell trapping the cun
ning cottontail. The device used Is a
smalt box about three feet long with
a drop door suspended and resting in
fjroova. An ordinary stick connects
the door with a trigger held in place
by another Y shaped stick. The trig
ger has a notch cut in it and extended
Into the trap from a small hole cut in
the top of the box. Insldo of the trap
and back of tho trigger is placed an
oar of corn. Bunnte noseB around to
find something to eat, loosens the trig
ger nud tho door drops. The rabbit
Trap Baited.
is then noatly trapped without being
injured and tho young trapper can cap
ture the hare alivo.
"I've caught six rabbits this winter,"
saB a boy living near the city of
Chicago. "I ate one Christmas day,
but the other five I'm keeping for pets.
At first they were badly scared, but a
couplo of them have grown tamo now
and I am going to keep them until next
summer nnd then ralso some young
ones.
"I have four traps set, ono a double
one. I can always toll whon there 1b
a prisoner in tho trap without look
ing inside. The frosl around the trig
ger hole on top of tho trap will bo
meltod with tho rabbit's breath. Some
times the trap is spnins either by the
wind or by birds lighting on tho cross
bar. It's tough to And the door down
and nothing Insldo.
"Two years ago, when I was living
in the country near Springfield, 111., I
Trap Sprung.
had a funny tlmo ono morning while
making the rounds of my traps. In
ono I found the door down and thought
I had a rabbit. I ralsod tho door cau
tiously and was just going to stick my
hand Insldo when. I saw it wasn't a
rabbit, but somo other big and woolly
animal. I was scared and rushed back
for my father. It didn't tako him long
to discover that I had trapped an opos
sum. After that I wns more careful
about sticking my bare head into the
trap. It 1b a lot easier to catch rub
bits after a snowfall. I always watch
for their paths along n fence or ravine
nnd then put the trap right in the run
way. Any boy can make a trap with
a few boards, somo nails and a ham
mer." The Secret Word.
Ouu uf tho company leuvea the
room, and tho others fix on h word,
such ns "like," "sight," "loave."
"hear," etc., which is to bo Introduced
Into nil their answers to tho questions
sho must put to thoui on her return.
When the word Is doclded on, sho Is
cnlled In, nnd asks a question of each
in turn. In replying, every one must
contrlvo to uso tho socrot word with
out emphasizing or making it con
spicuous. If tho quostlonor remark
the frequent ruotinonco of tho same
word In tho nnswers, sho will easily
be ablo to guess what It Is. Tho one,
from whoso roply sho has mado tho
flnnl discovery, then In her turn
leaves tho room whllo tho next word
is fixed on, nnd on hor roturn be
comes tho questioner.
Bugs.
Several thousands of bugs camo to
Boston from Calcutta a few days ago.
Thoro aro bugs of overy concolvablo
Rhapo aud slzo and color, and they aro
all hungry. They aro for tho use of
tho government buroau of entomology
(you do not havo to pronounco that
word it you don't caro to) in its fight
ugalnst the worms that destroy ve&o
tutlon In America.
Facts About Esau.
"What can you toll mo nbout
sau?" nskod tho podugoguo of his
most promising pupil in tho beginners'
class.
"Kiiau," replied tho young hopeful,
with tho glib alacrity of ono who feols,
hlmnolf for onco on nafo ground;
"E8.u was tho fellov what wrote a
book of fables and sold the copyright
for a bottlo of potash."
A Queer Paper.
There is said to bo published in a
European country a weekly Illustrated
comic papor that Is prlntod on cloth.
It U printed with Ink that can bo dls
solved in water, and so when the read
er haB finished with It he can wash
off the ink und have left a perfectly
good handkerchief.
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WHERE'S BABY?
SJaMljWjK.
H BlsssssssssssssssKS
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(By FLORENCE MAT.)
Why flon't we hear our baby's --ote
A-ringlng- throuuh the hallT
Or see him spin his new red top.
Or g-ayly toss his ballT
WolU I'm not sure, but I think
xnai mould wo slyly pop
Into his dainty little crib.
We'd find our pet asleep.
HOW TO MANUFACTURE PAPER
Some Interesting Facts as to Its Origin
and Materials It Is Made of
Its Many Uses.
Wo derlvo the word paper from the
Latin papyrus, the name of an Egyp
tian plant, from which the ancients
male a very desirable material for
writing. Almost overy species of
tough, fibrous vegotablo has at one
tlmo or another beon employed In the
manufacture of paper. Even the roots
and the bark of trees, stalks of the
nettlo, tho common thistle, tho stem
of tho hollyhock, hay, straw, cabbage
stalks, willow, sawdust and wood Bhav
IngB havo all been used.
In tho library of the BrltiBh Mu
seum there Is a book, prlntod In low
Dutch, that contains no less than fifty
eight specimens of papor, all mado of
entirely different materials, the result
of one man's experiments as far back
as 1772.
Whatever tho material used, the pa
per making process Is tho same: The
rags, bark or llbrca must first be
.made Into a smooth pulp, the pulp Is
put Into tho paper machine, and In a
short tlmo Is convertod into paper.
The so-called rice papor of the Chi
nese is not mado of rice. The name
is a misnomer that originated In a
mistake. Rice paper Is really tho pith
of a water-plant known to botanists as
the aralia papyrifera. Tho plant
growB, usually, to a height of twenty
flvo feet. By moans of n long. thin,
very sharp knife, tho pith Is cut
around and around from the outsldo
towards tho center. Tho largest
sheets that can bo obtained in this
way are about fifteen inches in length
and about ten Inches in width. Theso
sheets of pith havo a commercial
value In China, for thore thoy aro
used In the manufacturo of many use
ful and ornamental articles.
As soon ns the sheets are cut they
aro spread out, all little holos In them
are carcfuly mended with bits of mica,
and thoy are thon made flat by pres
sure, 'i'ho small, inferior alieela are
brilliantly dyed, and then sold to
flower manufacturers. On tho large
shcots native artists paint quaint,
bright-huod pictures of insects, birds
and flowers, and find a ready market
for them, both at homo and abroad.
It would be next to impossible to
toll of all the ways In which it Is pos
sible to use paper. Wo aro told that
It takes but Lwonty-nlno hours to con
vert linen fibre into a paper carwheel.
Tho wheel 1b composed entirely of
paper rings, which, when piled loose
ly, stack rb high as the shoulders of
a man of average height Thnse rinijs,
under treatment, sink to the thickness
desired, and aro thon securely fasten
ed by means of bolts, and a steel tire
is put on them. In Russia and Ger
many pnpor car-rolls have already
boon used to somo extent, and have
given satisfaction. Enthusiastic pnpor
manufacturers tell us that paper
Iioubcs, paper furniture of evory de
scription nnd paper clothing of evory
kind will be in use in tho near future.
BUGLE CALLS IN MEGAPHONE
8ound Carries Two or Three Times as
Far as In Ordinary Way Passed
From Point to Point.
Tho mogaphone as an adjunct to tho
bugle, Is becoming increasingly Impor
tant in army life. Uuglo-calls blown
Bugle-Calls Through Megaphones.
through n megaphone carry two or
three tlmoa tho dlstnnco of such n call
b.own In tho ordinary way. At tho west
orn army posts, whero tho sending
of buglo calls to distant points Is often
doslred, megaphones nnd bugles nro
situated nt points nbout a mllo npnrt,
and tho calls aro pnssod from point to
point.
Pupils Learn to Market.
Sixty thousand pupils of the New
York public sohools will receive In
structions this year in how to roduco
tho coot of living by enroful market
ing and tho expert knowlodge of pro
paring cheap but good and wholosomo
food.
Tho opening of the schools marked
a big Increase In tho number of cook
ing pupils.
That tho children should havo prac
tical training In tho purchase of the
materials thoy use In their cooking les
sons they will bo takon on woekly
marketing excursions. Frequently, In
dependent of tho teacher, thoy will be
pormltted, after experience In shop
ping, to do tho marketing for their
cooking class.
Tho marketing Instructions conslsta
of purchases to be mado In season an I
In bulk nnd tho comparison of oh 1
of foods and thoir nutrltlvo a ues.
It only one of
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prpsprini-inn
Is a positive cure for weakness and disease of the feminine orjsnUssT It allays
Inflsmmatton, heals ulceration and soothes pain. Tones and builds up the nerves.
???a "I'ln"" " dUone" , substitute for this medicine which has a
record of 40 years of cures. " No, thank yon, I want what I ask for."
Dr. Pln'M Htutnt pjl$tM Mac mlU mmtvnd howl mtrtmtBt eaos a toy.
STONE MOVED BY THE SUN
Immense Mass of Granite In Ohio
Cemetery Undergoes Curious
Revolutions.
An interesting object Is to bo Boon
in a cemetery of Ohio a largo gran
ito stono weighing two tons, in the
shapo of a ball, which 1b gradually
turning on its axis. During tho last
five years, so It is said, this ball has
turned a fraction over 13 Inches.
When the ball was placed In position
an unpolished spot six inches In diam
eter was purposely left In tho socket
of tho pedestal whereon It rested. A
little later It was noted with astonlsh
.ment that this spot was turning up
ward on the south side of tho monu
ment. This curious revolution of the
polished ball, to lift which would re
quiro a large derrick, is supposed to
bo due to tho sun'o action, In tho fol
lowing manner: The solar rays heat
ing one side cause the ball to expand
to a certain degreo whereas the north
side, which rests mostly In tho uhade,
doeB not expand to tho same extent,
thus causing tho ball gradually to
shift its position by turning.
Her Wedding March.
A young girl who had never heard
of Mendelssohn's "Wedding March,"
but was familiar wK.t tho rnoro popu
lar parody on it, was a witness to n
wedding ceremony in an uptown
church recently. As tho betrothed
pair walked with dignified tread to
ward tho altar to bo wed and tho or
gan pealed forth Mendelssohn's In
spiring march, tho young girl was
plainly shocked. When she arrived at
hor homo she told hor mother of tho
ceremony and Innocently exclaimed:
"What do you think, mother, they
played 'Geo Whiz! I'm Glad I'm
Free.' "
Improvldenco In trifles never made
a millionaire) nor swelled a bank ac
count. Exhorting the Ducko.
There are two tiny boys In this
town whoso mother sings often to
them at their request, and as sho Is
an ardent church woman, the children
hear as many hymns as anything else.
The other day they wero playing with
their wooden ducks In the bathtub,
and strangely enough tho ducks wero
more Inclined to float sideways than
In tho approved manner. After sev
eral attempts to keep the misguided
ducks straight tho older boy shouted:
"Stand up, duck, stand up." Thon
two-year-old, noting tho familiar
phrase, leaned ovor tho tub and ex
horted: "Tand up, duck! 'Tand up
for Jesus!"
A Matter of Size.
Wife I want a cap, please, for my
husband.
Shopkeeper Yes, madam. What
size does he wear?
Wife Well, I really forgot. His col
lars aro slzo sixteen, though I expect
ho'd want about slzo olghteon or
twenty for a cap, wouldn't he?
To render your neighbor a service
willingly shows tho generosity of your
character; to prcservo Bllonco over It,
the grandeur of your bouI. Puysleux.
EDITOR BROWNE
Of The Rockford Morning Star.
"About seven years ago I ceased
drinking coffeo to give your Poatum a
trial.
"I had suffered acutely from various
forms of Indigestion and my stomach
had become so disordered au to repel
almost every sort of substantial food.
My general health was bad. At oloso
Intervals I would suffer severe attacks
which confined mo In bed for a week
or moro. Soon ufter changing from
coffeo to Postum the Indigestion
abated, and In a ehort tlmo ceased
entirely. I have contlnuod tho dally
use of your excellent Food Drink nnd
nssuro you most cordially that I am
Indebted to you for tho rollcf it has
brought mo.
"Wishing you a continued success, I
m Youra very truly,
J. Stanley Browno,
Managing Editor."
Of course, when a man's health
shows he can stand coffeo without
trouble, let him drink It, but most
highly organized brain-workers sim
ply cannot.
Tho drugs natural to the coffeo ber
ry nffoct tho stomach and other organs
nnd thonce to tho complex nervous
sy8tom, throwing it out of balanco and
producing disorders in various parts
of the body. Keep up this dally pois
oning and sorlous disease generally
supervenes. So when man or woman
finds that coffee Is a smooth but dead
ly enemy and health Is of any value
nt all, thero Is but ono road quit
It Is easy to And out If coffee bo the
ctuso of tho troubles, for If left off 10
days and Postum bo used in its placo
and tho sick and diseased conditions
begin to disappear, tho proof is un
answerable. Postum Is not good If mado by abort
boiling. It must be boiled full 16 min
utes after boiling begins, when tho
crisp flavor and tho food olemonta are
brought out of tho grains and tho bev
erage Is ready to fulfill its mission of
palatable comfort and renewing tho
colls and nerve centors broken down
by coffee.
"There's a Reason."
Get the Itttle book, "The Road to
"Wellvllle,'' In pkgs.
Ever read the abare letter? A w
a appears from time to time. They
are aeanlae, true, sal full of anmaa
tatervat.
Backache
rasny symptoms whloh some women .
dure throih weakness or displacement e4 the womanly
organs. Mrs. Llrzle White of Memphis, Tenn., wrote
Dr. R.'V. Pierce, as follows t
"At times I was hardly able to be on my feet.
I believe I bad every pain and aoba a woman
could bars. Ilad a very bad ease. Internal
organs were very much diseased and any baok
was very weak. I suffered a great deal with
nervous headaches, ia faet, I suffered all ovor.
This was my condition when I wrote to you for
advice. After taking your Favorite Prescript
tioa for about three months oaa say that aay
health wa ncrar bettar."
STRIKING PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY.
Servant Heavens I havo knocked
the big flower pot off the window
ledge, and it struck a man on the
head.
MlBtress Whatl My beautiful m
JollcaT
WOULD LIE AWAKE ALL NIGHT
WITH ITCHING ECZEMA
"Ever sine X can remember I was
a terrlblo sufferer of eczema and
other Irritating skin diseases. I would
He awako all night, and my suffering
was intolerable. A scaly humor Bet
tied on my back, and being but a
child, I naturally scratched it It
was a burning, Itching sensation, and
utterly intolerable in fact, it waB so
that I could not possibly forgot about
it It did not take long before It
spread to my shoulders and arms, and
I was almost covered with a mass of
raw flesh on account of my scratching
It I was in such a condition that my
hands wero tied.
"A number of physicians were call
ed, but it seemed beyond their med
ical power and knowledge to cure
me. Having tried numerous treat
ments without deriving nny benefit
from thorn, I had given mysolf up to
tho mercy of my dreadful malady, but
I thought I would tako the Cuticura
treatment ns u. last resort. Words
cannot express my gratitude to the
ono who created 'The Cuticura Mira
cles,' ns I have named them, for now
I feel as If I never suffered from oven
a pimple. My disease was routed by
Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and I
shall never ceaso praising tho wonder
ful merits they contain. I will" novor
bo without them, in fact, I can almost
daro any skin diseases to attack me
bo long as I havo Cuticura Remedies
In tho house. I hope that this letter
will give other suffererB an idea of
how I suffered, and also hope that
they will not pRsg the 'Cuticura Life
Saving Station.'" (Signed) C. Louis
Green, 929 Chestnut St, Philadelphia,
Pa Aug. 29, 1910.
The Tragedy That Wasn't.
Ho raised the shining knlfo; his
face was dark. Tho woman before him
shrank back a step. The knife foil,
plunged into the flesh, again, and once
again.
Then the woman spoke thickly:
"There's plenty; they're such big
chops." Judge.
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Exnmlno carefully overy bottlo of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see. that it
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Her savings aro tho saving of many
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All druroits sell tho famous Herb rem
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Modern application is likely to ex
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Bicgest orean of the body tho
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It's got to be looked after neglect
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