Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, January 13, 1911, Image 6

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    DAKOTA CITY HERALD
DAKOTA CITY, NEB.
JOHN H. REAM, Publisher.
AEROPLANES FOR BATTLESHIPS.
An nproplano costs J.'.nnn. An ar
mored cruiser cost I'.onri.nno Th
best of our armored cnitsi is, the Ten
msees and the Montnmis, hnv c n
rendered ob.-oleto tiy the Inflexible
and the Von i!er Tiinn. Nor nre wo
building new cti"S to BUtvccd them.
Therefore the tto:o'l;me, as nn Adjunct
to the battleship, l;"ccni"s a matter
of Interest, lo'h taeically and econom
ically. The coming attempt of an
aerop'ane to f!y from the deck of an
ocean s'ean cr back to New York nor
bor Is a matter of prime moment.
Though the federal government has
rescinded the order detal Ipr torpedo
boats to assist In the experiment, the
navy department wlh keep official
watch on It. The result of this experi
ment may dett rinlne whether the
naval authorities will equip the next
new battleship with an aeroplane and
tho necessary fael'.lil -s for making a
flight from tho kIiip'h dick while at
sea. The advent 01 the battleship
cruiser has undo o-.ir test cruisers
nothing but scouts, and not rapid ones,
says the Chicago Ilecord Herald. Yet
the cost of their maintenance Is al
most that of n dreadnought. If the
aeroplane can perforin scout duty at
sea the cost of constructing and main
taining our navy will be Immensely
reduced. This new application of
aeronautics to naval warfare seems, at
present, a delicate nnd difficult mat
ter. It will require expert aviators
aboard thlp and highly favorable con
ditions all n round. Yet skilled and
daring flyers are rapidly Increasing In
number and the ability to cope with
varied atmospheric conditions Is de
veloping to match.
Showing American agricultural prod
ucts alongside thoRe of England and
Scotland in thosa two countries may
not strike many as promising valu
able results to our people. Dut In
other ways there seem to be opportu
nities. John N. McCunn, our consul
at Glasgow, writes that he considers
It a great mistake that American farm
and dairy outfits are not on exhibition
at the farmers' weekly market In
such Scotch towns as Kilmarnock,
Kirkcudbright and other places of like
character. It appears that the ex
cellence of such devices Is their own
commendation. The Inventive Amer
ican mind has gone very far In con
triving apparatus which economizes
time and effort and Increases effi
ciency, aa the use of such appliances
here has demonstrated. Th3 old world
has been Blower, but the Scotch are
Quick to perceive advantages such as
the American outfits assure, and Con
sul McCunn'g hint might be taken
with advantage to all concorned.
Carlyle once told a man who was
financially Interested In gold mining
that all tho gold ever produced by
California was not worth one good
mealy potato. And yet the potato
in Scotland has a history of less than
200 years, says the Edinburgh Dis
patch. When Macdonald of Clan
ranald, In 1743 brought seed potatoes
for his tenants In South Uist they ob
jected to planting them because the
potato Is not mentioned in the Bible!
Somewhat later George Ilachop, one
of the Ochtertyre tenants, when told
by his wife that she had potatoes for
upper, contemptuously replied: "Tat
tles! tattles! I never supplt on them
a' my days, and wtnna the nlcht.
Glle them to the herd, gle me
sowens."
Cape Town once lived under bo se
rero a code of sumptuary laws that
anything like display was restricted
to the governor and his Immediate
circle. Thus runs Article VI. of the
Dutch laws against luxury and osten
tation: "No one less In rank than a
Junior merchant and t! ose among the
citizens of equal rank and the wives
nd daughters only of those who aro
or have been members of any coun
cil shall venture to use umbrellas. "
in practice this restricted the posses
lion and use of umbrellas to about CO
persons In Cape Town.
An inventor In New York claims to
have perfected a solid fuel for auto
mobile), the chief advantages of whlen
are that It gives off no odor and Is
smokeless. As soon as we are assured
that his new fuel is as he represents
It to bo we shall start a movement
for the purposo of having him ac
cepted as one of the country he
roes. A Punxsutawney (Pa.) man has In
vented a pocket telephone, about eight
inches long, two Inches broad and an
Inch thick, which can be tmed by put
ting a plug attached to It Into a hole
In boxes fixed on the telephone poles
around the town. The Idea Is lngenl
our, but Is the Punxsutawney pocket
big enough for the device?
One reason New York city is so
congested Is that they can enlarge the
Island only upward and downward.
A Berlin woman's club has organ
ic a "league of po!ltent-s." One of
the first rules of the league should
provide that when young women who
have been at the matinee enter the
cars to Journey homeward they Bhould
not attempt to stare weary old men
out of their scuta.
The war against the book worm goes
merrily on in Porto Hico, with excel
lent results. Over one-third of tho
population has received treatment
JIM SCOTT'S START
James Scott, White Sox Pitcher.
If anyone had told mo I would be a
professional baseball player ten years
ago I would have laughed. I wanted
to bo a physician and bad my college
career nil mapped out. My father
had agreed to send me to college at
Nebraska Wesleyan university and I
went there to start my professional
cureer. I had played a Uttlo baseball
around my home at Lander, Wyo., as
a boy, usually at third base, and had
not given the game a serious thought.
The way I happened to get Into base
ball was an accident. I was at home
In Lander when some of the boys
wanted me to come out and play third
base against the team from a regi
ment stationed at the post. It hap
pened that there were a lot of railroad
men out to see the game, and among
them was J. P. Cantillon, a brother of
Mike and Joe Cantillon, the baseball
men. I did not know this at the time.
In the first Inning the soldiers made
two runs off our pitcher and knocked
him out, bo tho boys yelled for me to
go In and pitch. I knew nothing
about pitching except to fire the ball
over and pitch a curve when I felt
like it, but I went In. It was the
first real game I ever had tried to
pitch. We won out, 3 to 2, and I
think the soldiers made one hit off
me. After the game Mr. Cantillon
came to me and said If I wanted to
pitch baseball he would give me a
ticket to Dps Moines, where the Can
tlllons owned the team, for a try out.
The fellows dared mo to go, and Just
BROWN HOT AFTER WOLGAST
Clever New York Lightweight Is De
sirous of Getting on Match With
Champion of His Class.
Knockout Crown, the New York
lightweight, who has come to the top
In pugilistic circles of late, Is desirous
of getting on a match with Ad Wol
gast, tho champion In his class. Wol
gast la credited with making the re
mark that llrown wil have to get a
reputation first before he will consent
to meet him. This has stirred up the
New York fighter and his manager,
Danny Morgan. The latter recently
handed some choice bon mots to
Adolph, retorting that Brown at the
present time has a better reputation
than Wolgast.
"The whole trouble with Ad Is that
he Is afraid," says Morgan. "Erne,
Cans, Nelson all of these met real
fighters when they held the champion
ship. Wolgast Is no fighter. He shows
' this by his refusal to meet fighters.
What did he do after winning the
title? Why, he picked up a couple of
fourth raters that nobody ever heard
of and broke his arm on vliem. Drown
Knockout Brown.
has as much right to fight Wolgast as
Wolgast had to fight Nelson aud a
whole lot more, too. Nelson was 100
years old physically when Wolgast
bent him. He refuses to meet Tommy
Murphy, although Tommy has beaten
bi:n."
Spltbsll In Tennis.
It. E. Callahan, a Spokane (Wash.)
tennis plaver, and his playing partner,
C. E. Colo, claim to have Invented a
peculiar new stroke In tennis which
will bear something of the same rela
tion to that game that tho "spltter"
does to baseball. The team has used
tho stroke with signal success all
through the present season, not losing
a single, set this year. This team has
been winning all rort of matches for
stakes and side beta of varying slietf
In the northwest this summer. Calla
han refuses to ilisciiHs tho new stroke,
but states that It Is utterly lmiiSHlble
to handle It on the other side of the
yiet when It la properly delivered.
DUE TO BOYISH DARE
as a piece of boy foolishness 1 packed
up and left that night for Des Moines.
There were eleven pitchers there be
ing tried out. I hung around for a
couple of weeks and pitched one In
ning, finishing up a game that was
lost. They told mo then they didn't
need me. I had no contract or agree
ment and dlil not receive a cent. I
hated to go back home and have tho
boys think I had failed, and felt that
they had not given me much of a
chance. Besides I had been studying
tho experienced pitchers on the team
and had begun to learn that there was
more to pitching than throwing the
ball.
I got out of Des Moines and went
to Oskaloosa, Iowa, where I got a Job
as pitcher and made good quickly. I
gave a lot of thought and hard work
to pitching and when Wichita picked
me up I decided to stick to the pro
fession and show them I could move
up In It. I had begun to like It and
the deeper I got into It the more sat
isfaction I took In my work. It had
become my real profession. I worked
hard at Wichita and that fall was
sold to Chicago. I came there think
ing I know a lot, only to find out I
was Just starting, and by studying the
great pitchers on Comlskey's team I
think I began to Improve. It was
harder work the higher up I got and I
found that I had to keep studying and
working Just as hard to hold on as to
get up. That Is all there has been
to It, Just hard work and hard study.
(Copyright. 1310, by Joseph B. Bowles.)
AND
A man called O'Kelly Is an nFplrant
for heavyweight championship hon
ors. Why the O?
Wrestling matches In private are a
myth in these days of fat purses and
advance press agents.
St. Louis Is the fourth city of
America In population and tne last
In sport, laments a Mound City pa
per.
"Long Tom" Hughes led the Amcr
lean association (lingers, and now he
must tote his bnggage back to Wash
ington. What the ball player detests the
moBt while at work In training Is to
have to play on the so-called skinned
diamonds.
Jlimy Ilrltt may come to life ntul
take on Bat Nelson again. Why not
start an elimination tournament of
tho liasrxH'iis?
Now they are talking of a trust to
corner the hockey market. It beat''
all where tho tentacles of the system
are reaching.
Fred Tenney, new manager of the
Boston Doves, gays Johnny Kltng is
one of the greatest backstops he ever
saw In action.
National league umpires will bo
called Into New York to have their
eyes examined before they begin
work next season.
Joe McGiunity, former "iron man"
of the New York Giants, thinks
"Lefty" Russell will not bo much of
a success with the Athletics next
year.
Five baseball magnates am he.ro.
after to bo sufficient to "flro" an um
pire. In the good old days one little
shortstop was usually considered up
to the Job.
Among the new rules governing
boxing In Philadelphia, the one re
quiring tho seconds to keep mum will
prove the most dlillcult to enforce.
There's always the phenom coming
along to cheer up the major league
fan. He Is the unknown quantity and
fans like such riddles.
Joe Farrell, president of tho New
York Americans, says he will have
the largest park in the world when
his new ono Is completed. Ho saya
he will be able to seat 40,000 fans.
Castillo, the first baseman of the
Almendares team In Cuba, which beat
both tie Tigers utid the Athletics,
weighs 2S", pounds. He is a first-class
fielder and led the Cuban league at
bat this season.
Pitcher Joe Corbet t of Baltimore
fame, v'lo retired from baseball a
few seasons ago bocuuxe of difficulty
with the Brooklyn cluu la now a
high salaried employe of the San
Francisco Telephone company.
Christy Mathcwson Bays be would
rsther play checkers than fool ball
player with his fadeaway.
BOXER GIVES f.IJCM PROMISE
Sam Fitrpatrick Dcclrre He Has An
other Kid Lavie In Antone La
grave, Western Fighter.
If Antone Lr:;;ave Is as good a
fighter as Sam IVzr aUii k thinks he is
(and Samuel's Jncpiiicnt Is fairly
good), there Is trm.b e In Ftnre for Ad.
Wolgast and i ny other lightweight
who may have an i ye on Wolgast'a
title.
Fltziatrifk one lunrllcd Kid La
vlgne, champion I ghfwHght of the
world, and the rotund manager be
lieves he has a fecond Lnvlgne In La
grave. It Is r. tvpnlflcant fact that
both Lavlgne nnd lagrave are of
French extraction, the only difference
being that Lavlgne Kprnng from the
plne-clnd hills of Michigan and La-
grave Is a native of the Pacific slope.
Fltzpatrick naturally was much Im
pressed with the 15 round draw that
his boy recently fought with Battling
Nelson, and eonsldcta It a great per
formance. In n note to the writer,
Fltzpatrick says:
"Lngrave Is another Kid Uivlgne,
and that 15 rounds with Nelson very
much resembled tho Lavlgne-Wolcott
fight at Maspeth some time ago."
It Is quite evident that. Lagrave put
up a sturdy fight, and tho only ques
tion Is as to tho condition of the
Dane on the night of the battle. The
g"neral Impres.ion as to Ne'son's
present form Is tl;at he has detirio-
rated, and that Lagrave did not meet
the man who toi l I'd Gr.na from the
lightweight championship throne or
even the man who gave Wolgast so
stubborn a fight b fore yielding tho
scepter of the K:.". pound class.
Be that as It may, any man who can
buffet Nelson for 15 rounds niii have
some class, nnd 1. a grave tfiercfore will
Antone Lagrave.
bo watched with Interest the next
time he starts In tho lightweight hand
icap.
Fltzpatrlck's reference to the La-
vigne-Walcott battle at Maspeth In
1805 revives recollections of one of
the fiercest glove lights In the history
of the Queensbury game. The bout
was a handicap affair, Walcott stipu
lating to knock out Lnvlgne In 15
rounds or forfeit a $300 sldo bet. The
men weighed 133 pounds ringside, and
this was a severe handicap to the ne
gro, who was compelled to resort to
baths and drugs In order to make the
weight.
The match grew out of an argument
betwen O'Hourke and Fltzpatrick as to
the lelatlve merits of their men.
Walcott started in with a rush and
for a time punished Lavlgne severely.
But the Saginaw Kid, with his won
derful vitality, took all Walcott could
hand out and then came back for
more.
The bout lasted the scheduled limit
of 15 rounds, and while both men were
on their' feet, Walcott had weakened
under the enforced low weight and the
fast pace and probably would have
been put to sleep In a few more rounds.
Lavlgne, by staying to the end of
tho bout won the wager, and Tim
Hurst, the referee, was not called on
to make any decision.
Had a decision been rendered on the
bout Itself It would have been a draw,
as Walcott had the best of the first
half of the bout and Lavlgne came
very strongly In the latter half.
Some of the records erroneously set
forth that Walcott lost the bout. All
that the Black Demon lost was $500
and, some prestige because he failed
to put Lavigne to sleep.
Jones Turns Down Harvard.
Fielder Jones, former leader of the
Chicago White Sox, has been offered
the position of professional coach for
the Harvard university baseball team
next sluing. Harvard is taking up
the professional coaching plan for the
first time In its history. Y'ale, Penn
sylvania, Dartmouth, Princeton and
other schools long ago adopted the
professional plan.
Jones, who Is heavily Interested In
Oregon timber lands, was forced to
decline tho proposition on account of
his business. Harvard has several
other baseball stars In view for the
position, but wanted Fielder first of
all. Last year Jones coached the
Oregon Agricultural college and whip
ped a green bunch of material Into a
championship team.
Panama Wants Ball Players.
Baseball players are wanted In tho
Panama Canal Zone, and if a letter
rectlved by Secretary A. J. Hetneman
of the New Orleans ilub tells tho
truth, the zone Is not a bad place for
players if they have the ability. Tho
letter Is from George Markley, located
at Empire, Panama. Markley was at
ono time manager of the Charle toft
club when that city was in the South
ern league, and also played with At
lanta. Markley nys he can use sev
eral good pitchers and outfielders.
Vor nnv hlnvpr w lwi inn fulfill !h ra.
luirements tluro is an Inside Job at
flHO a month, with a division of the
gate on Saturdays, which will Increase
the salary materially. Markley will
pay transportation to the Canal Zone.
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The
Eaft
Mr. William A. Hiulford will nnnwer
qurntlnn nnd Klve advice KKKK OK
COST on all mibj.-ctn pertaining to the
subject of building for the renders of
thi paper. On account of hli wlrto expe
rlenca ns Kdltor, Author and Manufac
turer, he Is, without doubt, the htshest
authority on nil these nubjects. Address
all Inquiries to William A. Radford, No.
IA4 Klfth Ave., Chicago, III., nnd onl on
rlr.ae two-cent stamp for rep';v
The little house Illustrated In the
accompanying perspective sketch and
floor plans is of a very attractive de
Rlgn that 13 very popular. A residence
should not be too plain and unorna
mented In Its appearance; yet at the
same time there la no need of going to
extravagant lengths in the pursuit of
architectural beauty.
Many try so hard in their desire for
an artistic home and In their abhor
rence of the plain, box-like houses
that the designs they finally work out
and follow in building reminds one of
a Chinese pagoda, or of u pavilion at
the county fair.
It Is a good thing to look after the
artistic In house designs, but always
with moderation. In the house Illus
trated there are a number of very
pleasing features which give the
building a distinctive appearance; yet,
these are In good taste and the dwell
ing has a sensible, home-like appear
ance. WIMi a eood brick or solid concrete
foundation, the first story of this
house lg covered with clapboards,
while tho second story Is finished with
cement plaster stucco, divided Into
panels In tho English half timber
style. The second story also projects
slightly beyond the line of the first,
In that way keeping true to the Eng
lish Elizabethan models.
With the woodwork painted a soft
brown and with tho stucco panels a
yellowish tint, an exceptionally attrac
tive appearance Is secured. There are
a number of other artistic color com
binations that suggest themselves for
this house. All them are on the
dark order, in shades of green, brown
and red. The white, pale yellow and
FYench gray paints that have been so
Dimino Room
LIVING EDOM.
Porch
First Floor Plan.
popular for the finishing of colonial
houses are not best to use with a de
sign such as this.
A glance at the floor plana will
show the Interior of this house ar
ranged conveniently with good light
and air In every room. The first floor
has a large living room 13x16 feet In
size, a dining room 13x13 feet 6 inches
and a kitchen 13x12 feet. There Is
also a pantry of generous dimensions,
conveniently located with respect to
both kitchen and dining room. Two
closets are also provided on the first
TWO USES FOR THE SUIT
After All, Tilly Was Not Going to
Lose All the Money 8he Had
Put Into It.
Each week Tilly had me put away
half her wages. Finally I asked her
What had caused this saving fever.
"Lord, now, MIsb Grade, doan' you
know now?"
I nodded negatively. Tilly's money
usually found Its way to Llzo's keep
ing. Lize was her latest.
"Bress you' heart, honey, I'se savin'
to buy a regiar Fatln' weddln' suit,
veil an' all, mind you." Tilly folded
her hands over her expansive stomach
and smiled complacently.
"Wedding gown?" I demanded
aghast
"Des so. Miss Grade."
"Why, Tilly, you and Llze wore mar
ried six months ago."
"Dat8 bo," Tilly acknowledged, "but
you recomember I didn't have de
means den to buy a suitable outfit."
"I guess not," I retorted, "when you
were giving every cent you made to
that worthless Llze. I am glad you
have learned sense enough to save
jaome of your earnings, even If It is to
ut a wedding gow n," and I could not
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floor. Upstairs there are three com
fortable bedrooms. Two of these
seem to be somewhat cut up owlnfj to
the way the roof is formed; yet, these
extra spaces are by no means dlsad
vantages. The small balcony over tlu
front porch and opening from tlu
large dormer window Is a feature that
is both ornamental end useful.
The cost of this comfortable dwell
Ing Is estimated at $2,200. This would
provide for oak floors for the living
room and dining room, maple floors
8econd Floor Plan.
for the kitchen and pantry and first
quality yellow pine edge grain flooring
on the second floor. The living room
and dining room should be finished In
red oak, stained, the Interior trim to
be of a square cut fashion to harmon
ize with the general character of the
design of the house. For the second
floor no material is superior to birch,
either red or the white. This can be
finished In any color and produces a
beautifully appearing hardwood trim.
For the bedrooms a combination of
mahogany and white enamel Is the
most popular and it Is, without doubt,
as attractive a style of finishing for
such rooms as can be devised.
A warm air furnace of proper size
placed very nearly In the center of the
basement will heat this house both up
stairs and down very satisfactorily.
No one who has any appreciation of
convenience or economy would think
of building a new house of this kind
and not provide a central heating
plant Stoves have shown themselves
to be not only costly and Inefficient,
but dangerous as well. With a good
waterproof cemented basement, as
called for In the plans of this house,
a very satisfactory heating plant can
be easily Installed.
Money Speaks.
Somerset Maugham, the popular
English playwright, was shown by
a reporter, during his recent visit to
New York, a rather harsh criticism
of his work.
Mr. Maugham, with a smile, took
out his pocketbook and began to read
off to the reporter the "runs" of his
various plays:
"'Mrs. Dot,' 421 nights; 'Smith,"
217 nights; 'Penelope,' 399 nights."
So he read on till he had com
pleted the long list of bis successes.
Then he said:
"When the author of this article
has written plays with runs like
those, I'll believe his criticism. Till
then I prefer to believe in the pub
lic and the box office. This isn't a
question of words; It's a question of
figures."
conceal a smile which Tilly japplly
did not understand.
A few weeka later I heard Llze had
forsaken hU bride and taken up with
another belle of Darkeytown, which In
the vicinity was not an unusual occur
rence. I expectefl to find my Tilly
heartbroken; Instead a broadly beam
ing face greeted me the next morn
ing. "Honey, Miss Oracle, I s g'wlne ax
you for my savin's," Tilly smoothed
the spotless folds of her gingham
apron. "The lodge Is layin' ofi to
turn out nex' week an' have a dne set
out In do ebenln', so I done made up
my mind It'd be de time to wear my
weddln' outfit, veil an' all."
I almost dropped my coffee cup.
"Tilly," I said, "what do you warn
with a wedding outfit now?"
"Lord bress me, honey, don't da-v
good for nothing girl of Lize'a be at dc
set out?"
As I made no reply, Tilly suspectel
her purpose was not exactly clea- t
me, so the said with a twinkle In her
black eyes:
"Miss Grade, dat suit done gwine
answer two purposes."
"How?" I asked.
"Dl time, honey, It's a divorce suit"
Mack's National Moatbia.
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ODD FELLOW
Bad Case cf Cctenh rnd Cher
Complicates. Fi;!!y Ha
stcrcd fcy Fcruna.
Mr. Chas. I
Bauer, Grand
Bcrlbe. Grand
Encampment
I. O. O. F.. of
Texas, write
from San An
tonio, Texas:
"Nearly two
years ago I
accepted a
p o a 1 1 Ion aa
secretary and
t r e a surer of
one of the
leading dry
goods estab
lishments o f
Galveston,
Texas. The
e u d d n
change from a
high and dry
Mr. Chas. L. Sauer.
altitude to sea level proved too much
for me and I became affiicled with ca
tarrh and cold In the head, and general
debility to such an extent ns to almost
incapacitate mo for attending to my
duties.
"I was Induced to try Peruna, and
after taking several bottles In small
doses I am pleased to nny I was entire
ly restored to my former normal condi
tion and have ever since ro"ommended
the use of Feruna to my friends."
Ask Your Druggist for a Free Peruna
Almanac for 1911.
LOVE AND THE AEROPLANE
Borne Good Advice for Those Daring
Mortals Who Would Do Their
Courting Aloft.
Secure a nice roomy aeroplane, and
place In It an old-fashioned sofa or
armchair. Then put the girl in, get
In yourself and turn on the power.
Do not be In any hurry. Get far
enough up so that you can be preoc
cupied for a few momenta without
landing.
It Is Just as well to strap the girl
In. She can't get away, of course, but
you can kiss a girl In an aeroplane
much easier If she Is firmly secured.
Always keep one hand on the steer
ing apparatus and the other on the
girl; but If worst comes to worst let
go the steering apparatus.
The following schedule, if adhered
to, will prevent ordinary accidents:
Five hundred feet up, hold girl's
hand.
Six hundred feot up, arm around her
waist
Seven hundred feet drop everything
and hold girl, working steering appa
ratus with both feet.
Be careful, when you alight, not to
come down near a church. In the ex
citement of the occasion you may for
get yourself and marry the girl.
Many fatal accidents have resulted In
Ihla manner. Puck.
A Little Mixed.
Admiral Evans, at a luncheon In
Ban Francisco, said of a naval policy
he disliked:
"It Is mixed and illogical. It re
minds me of Bob Backstay, who be
came engineer on a submarine.
" 'Bob,' said a friend, 'don't you find
tt dangerous work, this knocking
about In a submarine deep beneath
the sea?'
" Tea, very dangerous,' Backstay
admitted, 'but a man's got to do some
thing, you know, to keep his head
above water.' "
Absent-Minded.
The professor had Just sneezed for
the thirtieth time, and It naturally at
tracted some attention.
"What's the matter with the profes
sor?" asked the visitor. "He appears
to have a bad cold."
"Oh, no," said Madame la Profes
soress. "It is only his fearful absent
mindedness. I left him In charge ol
the baby for a few moments this
morning, and when he cried he gavo
him the pepper-pot to play with In
stead of his rattle." Harper's Week
ly. Returning the Compliment.
Mrs. Faraway I suppose you have
forgotten that this Is the anniversary
of your wedding day?"
Professor Faraway (abstracting
himself from conic sections) Eh?
What? Dear me! Is It, really? And
when Is your's, dear? Stray Stories.
Companions In Misery.
Ella For all sad words of tongue
or pen
Stella Forget It; I'm an old maid
myself.
Don't make the mistake of claiming
you never make one.
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