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"Do you think, Clementine, that you Could abandon this luxurious home, forget all the enjoyments of great trealth, banish yourself forever from four devoted parents' hearts, and go treat with a poor young man to enter i home of lifelong poverty and self lenlal?" "I could. Rodolphus." The sad youth rose wearily and reached for his hat. "Then," said he, "you are far from being the practical girl I have all along taken you to be." And with one last look around on the sumptuousness that some day he bad hoped to share, he sobbed and taid farewell. Browning's Magazine. Ui Perplexity. "Michael Dolan, an' Is It yourself?" "Yes; sure It Is." "Well, ye know thot bletherln' spal peen, Widdy Castigan's second hus land?" "That I do." "He bet me a bob to a pint I couldn't swally an egg without break to' the shell ov It." "An' ye did it?" "I did." "Then phwat s allin' ye?" "It's doon there," laying his hand fa the lower part of his waistcoat. "If t Jump about I'll break It and cut roe stomach wld the shell, an' If I kape guiet It'll batch and I'll have a Shang hai rooster scratchln' me inside." Benny on Benevolence. Benevolence is a great thing. When you have benevolence you cannot rest ontll you do something to make other people feel grateful to you. The other Bay my mamma went up Into the attlo to find a lot of old clothes to give to poor people who could not afford to buy any clothing for themselves. While the was hunting around she found a gold-headed cane worth $25 that grandpa had put up there 18 years ago, and forgot all about. Thus we ee, dear friends, benevolence brings It own reward. Benny. Severe Punishment. Belle And did you make her eat ber own words Beulah Eat 'em? I made her Fletcherlze 'em. Post Toasties With Cream or With Milk r With Fruit. Savoury Wholesome Economical "The Memory Lingers" Fostum Cereal Co., Ltd, Battle Creek, Mich. If George Gray, Remarkable Cue Artist. The big boom that billiards Is re ceiving In this country this season Is attracting the attention of the cue wlelders abroad, in fact, pro moters on this side of the Atlantic are making strenuous efforts to have a number of foreign cracks come to this country to compete in several tournaments to be held this winter. Several cracks have announced their Intention of coming to this country before the new year sets In. Among them Is George Gray, the Australian ECKERSALL'S "BIG 8" ELEVEN Expert Tells Why Players Earn Posi tions and Picks Strongest Teams In Conference. With the conference football sea son of 1910 at an end, the time has come, following a long honored cus tom, to reward the gridiron heroes who have tilaved the best and most consistent football during the season by selecting an all conference eleven to be composod of players worthy of such recognition. At the end of each year coaches, players, and followers of football look to these honor selections with consid erable interest, and It has been the custom for years to reward the play ers who have done the moBt meri torious work during the season in their respective positions by placing them on an all-star eleven. Such a team only can be selected without partiality by a careful resume of all the games and by close observation of the performances of the different player in the various contests. BAaann hnH nroduced the an nual numDer 01 nutu wuuoo nvm en titles them to places without ques tion, while in other cases the awards only can be made after a careful re view of the work of the players In volved, writes Walter II. Eckersall in the Chicago Tribune. A number of struggles have been won through the individual efforts of some players, while others have been decided by the amoothness In which the forma tions have been executed at critical times due to the proper selection of plays. For the first time In year the con ference college elevens are not repre sented by first class ends, player who compare favorably with the end rushes of former year. The lack of top notch player in these position is evidenced by the manner In which the coache played the ends on de fense. In most case the offensive ends were placed behind the line or in a defensive full back position in order that other player of more rugged build could be placed In smashing positions. In selecting this eleven, every an gle of football must be considered and the player selected who can execute different deceptive formations with the necessary perfection in the event this eleven was to meet some othtT aggregation. The team must be equally strong offensively and de fensively and there must be players in the backfleld who can execute for ward passes, who can run the ends, hit on or off the tackles and perform other offensive feats of a first-class backfleld. The need of a top notch field goal kicker was emphasized all season and In Seller and McGovern this eleven Is well fortified in this Important de partment Ilesides being clever drop kickers, both were punters of the first water and they should be able to hold their own If pitted against any of the other star hooter in the differ ent sections. Each was better when kicking under fire, and both added needed point when they were abso lutely necessary. Eckersall' All Conference Eleven. First Team. Dean, Wisconsin Ieft end Walker, Minnesota Left tackle Messlck, Indiana Left guard Twist. Illinois Center Hutzer, Illinois Might guard Hutter, Indiana Right tackle Hermit, Indiana Right end McGovern, Minnesota. . .Quarter back Seller, Illinois Right half back Rosen wald, Minnesota. Left half back Johnston, Minnesota Full back 8cond Team. Sauer. Chicago Left end Hatfield, Indiana Left tackle lleltiug. Illinois I-eft guard Morrell, Minnesota .Center Ward, Northwestern Right guard Young, Minnesota Right tackle Oliver, Illinois Right end Cunningham, Indiana. . .Quarter back Crawley, Chicago Right half back GUI, Indiana Left half back Jlylaud, Iowa Full back I champion, who at Leeds, Kngland. recently broke the English rod ball and world s all-around record In suc cessive days in a match with K. W. Hughes, the English expert. Although only eighteen years old. Gray is one of the most remarkable billiard play ers that ever appeared in England. He started playing billiards at Bris bane five years ago, when recovering from a broken arm, ami in less than eighteen mouths had made a name for himself In Australia. GOTCH WAS GREAT WESTLER During His Career He Had 331 Matches Not Counting Minor Affairs, Losing Seven. Frank Gotch, who announced his permanent retirement from the mat re cently, has proved himself the great est wrestling champion since the days of Jack Carkeek. Gotch has had S31 matches since he started in the game in 1898, not counting many minor af fairs, and of this number he lost sev en, five of them being handicap matches, in which he failed to throw his man as many times as bargained for. Gotch practically became champion in !06, when he defeated Tom Jenk ins, who was then considered the best In the country. He met all the stars In the country and defeated them all. His greatest match was with George Hackenschmidt, the Russian Lion, whom he won from in Chicago, In 1908. This match was arranged by W. W. Wittig, the Milwaukee and Mlnne- Frank Gotch. apolls theatrical man, and was the sennation of the age in wrestling cir cles. Gotch won without a fall, as Hackenschimdt gave up after two hours and eight minutes of work on the mat without any sign of a fall. Gotch went to England afterward and tried to got another match with Hack enschmidt, but after much dickering it fell through. They were to have met in Australia, but this, too, fell through. Gotch then defeated Dr. B. F. Roller, and his last big match was with Zyzsco, whom the promoters brought from Europe to de feat the champion. Gotch beat him so easily that the giant Pole returned to Europe without bothering about a re turn match. Chicago After Big Meet. Chicago is out to collar the National American Athletic union track and field championship for next year and the Central and Western associations' delegates are going to the national convention on November 21 with every confidence that they will land the meet for the Windy City. It is reported tiiat the ChlcagoanB will also have the sup port of the Southern association be cause the Central association backed up the south last year, when New Or leans bid for the fixture. It Is said that Cleveland would like to get the meet and so would Pittsburg, but (hey will not stand much show against Chi cago. To give the meet to the Illinois capital would mean that In the way of luck and accommodation it would be no worse off than It has been for the last two years. Award Angler Rich Prize. More than $6,000 In prizes were awarded at Avalon, Cataline Island, Cal., the other day by the Catallna Tuna Club to anglers catching game fish upon rod and reel in the twelfth annual tournament. For lundlng the largest tuna of the season, weight 176 V4 pounds, L. G. Murphy of Con verse, Ind., received the prize trophies. MCLEAN ml,.,,,. ,vAS PLAYER Cincinnati Catcher Wouti Rather Pay to Play Than Be Kept Out of Baseball Game. BY "LARRY" McLEAN. ICouvllxlit. by Joat'ul' H. Bowles. I always Intended to become a pro fensiotial ball player and finally be came one in spite of the fact that they tripped me several tlmeH. The folks wanted me to work but I had an Idea I was too strong to work, and spent moat of my boyhood playing ball The records of the school at Newtown, Mass.. will show I won the champion chip of the truant leaguo by the time I was fifteen. Pome people think a ball player plays lor the money there is in it. I never did In fact I think I would have been a ball player if they had made mi) pay to play the game. It was u pleasure for me as a kid to try to outRiiesH batters. That I think Is the secret of uny catcher's success. He must try to think ubnt he would do It he were at the bat, und then make the lltchi'r do the opposite thing. My 'instruction helped me a lot, for I was a big. long armed boy and they made mo catch. I didn't want to catch at all, lor there Ix lit tie pleasure In i.o.l k luiMed In the nose by foul tip or hli on the ishina. I wanted to pitch, bi t there w:ih u fellow named Burke v. h.) also vwmted to pitch, and after he n :d licked me a few times I let him pitch and became a catcher, and have remained one ever since no mater who say I um no catcher. After that I s"t oa the .Newtown . ; ti I 1 1 o club us a catcher, and caught around Boston and Cambridge. I used o go to the Ronton r rounds, sit a clc.te as possible and study the way i h catchers and pitchers did things. Then I vent up o Nt. Johns, N. S., where i happened to play with some wise old headd who kept showing me a lot about the game. 1 never had an idea I was good v. u "wi. fa ' "Larry" McLean. enough lor the big leagues. I knew I could hit and catch In the company I was playing with, but had no idea of getting up into the major leagues until a f-cout found me and dragged me into the American league. To my surprise I found it Just as easy to catch for tho big league club'j as for the amateur, except that Ihad to learn the batters all over again. I studied them hard, and watched them closely. Once a catcher finds out the weaknesses and strength of hatters and gets familiar with his own men and their style of play it Is easier to catch in the big league than in the bushes. Syracuse Will Drop Rowing. Syracuse university will not send crews to the Intercollegiate regatta at Poughkeepsle or engage In any regat tas with colleges next year. The athletic governing board of the university has voted to eliminate inter collegiate rowing from the list of sports for the present, college year. The services of Coach James A. Ten Eyck will he retained. The temporary suspension of crew work is necessitated by a financial problem that has long vexed the ath letic authorities. As rowing necessi tates the heaviest expenses and bring no financial returns, it was deemed best to drop that sport for the present to effect economy. The governing board expects that rowing will be ta ken up again in 1912. CTS AND CIES The most vexing problem of the football teams playing for the cham pionships was to determine the eligi bility of the leading stars on opposing teams. No wrestler In the world aspiring to a title should overlook Chicago. There are more champions In that city to the squaro mile than anywhere else In the universe. When a man wins he Is the "wise guy." and tho athlete who "laid down" 1h "the lobster." When fhe loser turn state's evidence, "the lobster" Is the "wise guy " The nmnager of Ilia Vincent, the East Indian wrestler, say be chased all over England trying to secure a match with Hackenschmidt. An aviator should Insure himself against danger by taking along a wrestler of thu professional class in which flying falls are burred. Hi.-?h Jennings is popular with the fans in Cuba. He was offered trans portation and other Inducement to take the trip with the Tiger. It take big Inducements to offset the profile to be derived from the automobile man ufacturing business, and Hughie de clined the offer. One of tho moat pleasing bits of sporting news received In some time is the announcement that George Sut ton, once cue champion, is able to re turn to the game. George has been ill for a long time and for six month ho been resting on his farm In Mich igan. He Is one of the country's best billiard players and a credit to the port. w iv Mir . Mrs. Farmer Say, did you say you wasn't goln' to do no work for dat dinner? Iloston Hillings Ah! ma'am, I as sure you the double negative la a solecism I've never been guilty of. 16 YEARS OF SKIN DISEASE "For sixteen long year I have been Buffering with a bad case of skin dis ease. While a child there broke out a red sore on the legs just In back of my knees. It waxed from bad to worse, and at last I saw I had a bad skin disease. I tried many widely known doctors In different cities but to no satisfactory result. The plague both ered me more In warm weather than In winter and being on my leg Joint It made It Impossible for me to walk, and I was forced to stay Indoors In tho warmest weather. My hopes of recov ery were by this time spent. Sleeples nights and restless day made life an unbearable burden. At last I wa advised to try the Cuticura remedies Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills and I did not need more than a trial to convince me that I was on the road of Buccess this time. I bought two sets of tho Cuticura Remedies and after these were gone I was a differ ent man entirely. I am now tho hap piest man that there 1b at least ono true care for skin diseases. Leonard A. Hawtof, 11 Nostrand Ave., Brook lyn, N .Y., July SO and Aug. 8, '09." Tn Big Show. The personally conducted tourist were viewing' the Egyptian pyramids. 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