(
tIADE HIS APOLOGY AMPLE
4rlh Legislator Even Withdrew the
Words That He Wat About
to Utter.
There in In congress a wrslrn rrp
fresentatlve of Cel'lc orlsin who has
dor than once "stirred up tho anl
taliU' by his propensity to bait tho
topposltlon.
i On one occasion he rone to do
Bounce the statements nuulo in a
speech that had been delivered by a
knember of tho other party. Ills lin
pejooslty led him to phrase his re
narks rather strongly.
"Order, order!" exclalmod tlie
cpe&ker, pounding with his gavel.
, Again, in a minute or two, did the
won, of Erin return to his charge of
fwllful misstatement. Asuln w;i he
fcalled to "order."
It was a critical moment. Ills col
leagues, for motives of policy, did not
"wlijh him to be put. out of the debate,
o they hinted bo by tugging vigor
cusly at his cont tails.
Now, it's a very dangerous matter
to trifle with the tails of an Irishman's
coat, save in the cause of frl'-mlship
INerertheless, the Indignant yet good
catured member rccogr.ly.ed the com
piand of his party and sat down Hfu-r
delivering this Parthian dart:
j "I obey tho ruling of the House, and
I beg to retract what I was uhout tc
bbaerre!"
1 That one touch of Irish oratory tooi
the whole Hotine by storm. I.lppln
eoU't
ENCOURAGEMENT.
nnt Boy Mother says it I ge
wlmmlng she'll lick mo when I gel
tiacV.
j Second Boy (encouragingly) Bui
erhaps you won't get back; thcre'i
peen loti of follows drowned in that
twtmmtsg hole.
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: There should not be a case of Indlgos-
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. Jyour meal don't seem to fit, why not
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r during night, relieve your sick,
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-louse.
Supreme Test.
"I thought you said this bathing
ult was In fast colors," said IJluUs,
indignantly, to the bathing master of
whom be had bought Ida dollar suit
that morning.
"Yes, that's what I said," returned
Xb bathing master.
"Well, every blessed stripe on the
blooming thing has come oft on my
back,'' retorted BluUs.
"Ah, but wait until you try to get
em off your back," smiled the bath
ing master, suavely. "Then you II
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What the Editor Has to Stand.
Indignant Caller Your paper, sir,
refers to tbe man charged with enter
ing my hoie as "the alleged diamond
thief."
Editor Well, sir.
I. C. Well, I wuut you to under
tend that I had no alleged diamonds
on my premises; they were all genu
ine. Boston Evening Transcript
Stiff neck! Puom't iiuimint to much
but mighty disagreeable. Viu've no idea
bow quickly a little llmnlm W'innl
will lubriouto the cords und iiml.e yoi
comfortable main.
The Number,
"I hear your new aulo made a good
tecord on its trip."
"YeB; ran over in about an hour."
"How many?"
' Constipation caucs nml urioiir-lv ar.i
atea many diw.i'-F. It is Oiorouuhlv cured
by Dr. Tierce's Toilets. Tiny augar-couted
granules.
There are times when tho ntlll,
email voice of conscience seems
tongue-tied.
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; A stubborn det.lre to get even baa
brought about man a man's down-fall.
if
"Here Comes the Man
COImGE of
OSWNPIIM
JAME? OLIVER OMVOOD
COPy Ml OUT "ty yorrV3 .frnPO'l-L COMPAW"
SYNOPSIS.
Cnpt.-i.lii Xalliiniii'1 I'loin of tl- Klonp
Typhoon, lands hcip-i ly on Heaver Is
Irtrul, Lake Mlrlilnan. xlroiiKliold ef the
Mommim. olmiliali l'rlin', an co-iitrl
ol.l nuin Hint councilor of tho Mormons,
who Iiiim liccn BpylnK en him, suddenly
conrronlH lilm nml tells htm he Is i-xpeet-pl.
l'liini IiihIhIs lie haH not tlie wrong
num. l'rlce Ignores hl protestations und
harK'dns for the ammunition on Imaril
the nloop. llo hinds Nat hy a Bol. mti oath
to deliver a piu-kiiK" to I'ranklln Pierce,
president of tho United Hlates. He ngrees
to show Plum tho Mormon town, Ht.
James. I'lum sees the frightened face
of a youiiK woman III the darkness mar
I'riuo'n cahln. Bhe disappears, li a InH an
odor of lilacs. It develops that I'lum'
visit to Heaver Island Is to demand set
tlement from the kliiK, KlrntiK, for tho
looting of hlH ship some time previously
by men whom he susper-toii or beimt Mor
mons, lltiikn, Ids mate, has heun lift In
charge of the Bloop with orders to liom-
tiara nr. James If tho (-npiiun does not re
turn within ft certain time, l'rlce takes
Nat secretly In the darkness to the king's
house, and through a window he sees
fUrang and his seven wives, aiiiong whom
Is the lady of the lilacs, who l'rlce says
Is tho seventh wife. I'rlce's nctlons lead
Plum to hcllcvo that he is Jealous of
Strang. I'lum calls nt the king's ofllco.
where a young woman warns him that his
lire Is In ilunger, anil urges him to re
turn to his ship. He refuses. HI rang re
ceives Plum cordially, professes great In
dignation when he hears the captain's
Itrlevancn and promises to Investigate and
liunlali the guilty.
CHAPTER IV. Continued.,
"Ah, you wiKh to bcc tho whipping?"
Tho king smiled his npproval. "That
Is one way we have of punlHhing wllght
mludemeunors in our kingdom, Cap
tain i'lum. It Is an illustration of our
intolerance of evil-doers." lie turned
suddenly toward the girl. "Wlnnmimo,
my dear, have you copied the paper
I was at work on? 1 wish to show it
to Captain I'lum."
He walked slowly toward her and
for the first time since her warning
Nathnnlel had an opportunity of ob
serving the girl without feur of being
perceived by the prophet. She was
very young, hardly more than a child
ho would have guessed at ilrat; and
yet at second and more careful glance
be knew that nhe could not be under
fifteen perhaps sixteen. Her whole
attire was one to add to her chlhilHh
appearance. Her hair, which was
rather short, fell in lustrous dark
surls about her face ami upon her
fceck. Sho wore a fitted coatlike
blouse, and knee skirts which dis
cIohq'1 a pretty pair of legs and an
kles. As Strang was returning with
the paper which bIio handed to him
the girl turned her face to Captain
Plum. Her mouth was formed into
a round red () and she pointed
anxiously to where she had thrown
tho note. The King's eyes were on his
paper and Nathaniel nodded to as
sure her that he understood.
"I am like n gardener who compels
every passing neighbor to go Into his
back yard nml admire his first
sprouts," lnughed the prophet jovially.
"In other words, I do a little writing,
and I take a kind of childish joy in
making other people read It. Hut I
seo this Is not In proper shape, so
you have escaped. It Is a brief his
tory of Heaver Island written nt the
request of the Smithsonian institute,
Which has already published an article
of mine. If you happen to be on the
island tomorrow und should you re
turn to this office I shall certainly
have you read It if I have to call all
Cf my sheriffs Into service!"
lie laughed with such open rood
humor that Nathaniel found himself
Mulling despite the varied unpleasant
Hensutlons within him. "Ho you write
much?" lie asked.
"I get out a dally paper," said the
l:!ng latir-r proudly, "and of course, as
prophet, 1 am the translator of what
word may be handed down to us from
heaven for the direction and com
mandment of my people. 1 hold the
pecret of tho Uiim and Thummiin,
which was first delivered by ungels
Into the hands of Joseph, and with It
have revealed the word of Cod ns it
appears in a book which 1 havo writ
ten. Ah I bad forgotten this!" From
among a mass of papers and hooks on
the tHhle he drew forth a blue-covered
pamphlet and passed it to his
companion. "I have only a few copies
left but you may have this one. Cap
tain I'lum. it will surely interest you.
Who Is to Kill You:
Wtu'IIM!"J!W'lMJ
In it I have Ret forth the troubles ex
isting between my own people and
tho cyprlan-rotted criminals that in
fest Mackinac and tho mainland, and
have described our struggle for chas
tity nnd honor against these human
vulture."."
The last words boomed from him in
a slogan of triumph and ns If in echo
ing mockery there came from the open
door the chuckling, mirthless laugh of
Ohadiah Price.
"Yea yea even into the land of
the Lanianites are you king!"
At the sound of his voice Strang
turned toward him nnd tho sonorous
triumph that rumbled In hla throat
faded to a low greeting. And Na
thaniel saw that the little old coun
cilor's eyes glittered boldly as they
met the prophet's nnd that in their
glance was neither fear nor servitude
but rather a light as of master meet
ing master. The two advanced and
clasped hands and a few low words
passed between them while Nathaniel
went to the door.
"I will go with you. Captain Na
thaniel I'lum," called Ohadiah. "I will
go with you and show you the town.
"The councilor will be your friend,
ndded Strang. "Today he carries with
hint that authority from the king."
lie bowed and Nathaniel passed
through tho door. Looking back he
caught a last warning flush from tho
girl's eyes. As he hurried down the
stair ne nearu the councilor pause
for an Instant upon tho landing and
taking advantage of this opportunity
he picked up the crumpled paper, and
read these lines:
"Hurry to your ship. In another
hour men will bo watching for an
opportunity to kill you. You will never
leave the Island alive unless you go
now. The girl you saw through tho
window sends you this warning."
He thrust the paper Into his coat
pocket ns Ohadiah came up behind
him.
"Ho, ho, Nat, my boy, I have come
fast to catch you I have come fast!"
ne wnispereu. lie caught nis com
panion by the arm and Nathaniel felt
ills hand trembling violently. "Come
this way, Nat beyond the temple. I
havo things to say to you." His voice
was strangely unnatural and when
Captain I'lum looked down Into his
face the look in the bead like eyes
startled him. "Nat, yon must hurry
away with the package!"
"So 1 understand If I save my skin.
Ohadiah Price, 1 have a notion to kill
tou!"
They had passed beyond the huge
ediflco of logs, and as he ".toprv.-U,
hidden from the view of Ihe king's
office, Nathaniel caught the councilor's
arm in a grip that crushed to the
bone.
"I have a notion to kill you!'1 he re
peated. The old man stood unflinching. Not
a muscle of his face quivered aa tho
captain's fingers sank Into the flesh.
"At the first sign of treachery, at
the first sign of. danger to myself, I
shall tiioot you dead!" ho finished.
"You may, Nat, you may. From this
moment until you leave the islaud I
shall he at your side and no harm
shall come to you. Hut if there should,
Nat, or if there should come a mo
ment when you believe that I am your
enemy shoot me!" There was sin
cerity iu bis voice that carried con
viction to Nathaniel's heart and he
released his hold upon the councilor's
arm. Regardless of tlie mystery that
surnmndnd him he believed in Oha
diah. "If you had remained nt the cabin.
Nat, you would have known that 1
was your friend." continued Ohadiah.
"Sho would have come to you, but I
now It is impossible. You know. You
have been warned'.'''
Nalhanlel drew Winnsome's note
from his pocket and rend it aloud.
Ohadiah smiled gleefully when he no
ticed how carefully he kept Ihe Uind
writing frtim his eyes.
"Ah, Nat, you are a noble fellow!"
he cried, rubbing his hands in his old
tireless way. "You would not betray
pretty llttlo Winn, eh? And who do
you suppose told Wlnnsome to give
you tills note?"
"Strang's wife."
"Yea, even so. And it was she who
set my old legs a runnlng for you, my
boy. Come, let us move!"
The little councilor wns his old self
again, chuckling and grimacing and
rubbing his hands, and his eyes
daiu ed as ho spoke of the girl.
"Casey Is not a cnutious man," he
gurgled with a sudden upward leer.
"Casey is a fool!"
"Cnsey!" almost shouted Captain
Plum. "What tho devil do you mean?"
"Ho, ho, ho haven't you guessed
tin! truth yet, Nnt? While you nnd I
were getting acquainted last night a
couple of fishermen from tho main
land dropped nlongsido your sloop.
They had been robbed by the Mormon
pirates. They cursed Strang. They
swore vengeance. And your cautious
Casey cursed with 'em, and fed 'em,
and drank with 'em nnd ho would
have had them stny until morning
only they were anxious to hurry with
their report to Strang. Understand,
Nat? Eh? Do you understand?"
"What did Casey tell them?" gasped
Nathaniel.
Ohadiah hunched his shoulders.
"Enough to warrant a bullet through
your head, Nat. Cheerful, isn t it?
Hut we'll fool them, Nat, we'll fool
them! You shall board your ship and
hurry away with the package, and
then you shall make love to Strang's
wife for she will go with you!"
He stopped to enjoy the amazement
that was written in every lineament
of the other's face.
She will go with me, councilor!
And why?"
Obadlah had laughed softly as he
watched the change. Suddenly he
Jerked himself erect.
Sh-h-h!" he whispered. "Keep
cool, Natl Don't show any excite
ment or fear. Here comes tho man
who is to kill you!"
He mode no move save with his
eyes.
He is coming to speak with me and
to get a good look at you," he added
In excited haste. "Appear friendly.
Agree with what I say. He is the
chief of sheriffs, the king's murderer
Arbor Croche!"
He turned as If he had Just seen the
approaching figure. And he whispered
softly, "Winnsome's father!"
Arbor Croche! Nathaniel gave an
Involuntary shudder as he turned with
Obadlah. Croche, chief of sheriffs,
scourge of the mainland the Attila
of tho Mormon kingdom, whose very
name caused the women of the shores
to turn white and on whose head the
men had secretly set a price in gold!
Without knowing it his hand went un
der his coat. Obadlah saw the move
ment and as he advanced to meet tho
officer of the king he jerked the arm
back fiercely. Half a dozen paces
awny the chief of sheriffs paused and
bowed low. Hut the councilor stood
erect, as he had stood before the king.
smiling and nodding his head.
"Ah, Croche," he greeted, "good
morning!"
"Good morning, councilor!"
"Sheriff, I would have you meet
Capt. Nathaniel Plum, master of the
sloop Typhoon. Captain Plum this is
his majesty's officer, Arbor Croche!"
The two men advanced nnd shook
hands. Nathaniel stood half a head
above tlie sheriff, who, like his master,
the king, was short and of massive
build, though a much younger man.
He was a dark, lowering hulk of a
crenture, with black eyes, black hair,
and a hand-clasp that showed him pos
sessed of great strength.
"You are a stranger. Captain Plum?"
The councilor replied quickly.
"He has never been at St. James
before, sheriff. I have Invited him to
stay over to see the whipping. Hy the
way " he shot a suggestive look at
the officer. "Py the way, Croche, I
want you to see him safely aboard his
sloop tonight. Ills ship is at tho
lower end of the island, and if you
will detail a couple of men just be
fore dusk an escort, you know "
Nathaniel felt a curious thrill creep
up his spine at the satisfaction which
betrayed itself in the officer's black
face.
It will give mo great pleasure,
councilor," he Interrupted. "I shall
escort you myself If you will allow
me, Captain Plum!"
"Thank you," said Nathaniel.
"Captaiu Plum Is to remain with
me throughout the day," added Oba
dlah. "Come at seven to my place.
Ah, I see that people are assembling
near tho Jail!"
"We have changed our plans some
what, councilor." Tho officer turned
to Nathaniel. "You will see the whip
ping within half an hour. Captain
Plum." He turned away with another
bow to tho councilor and hastened in
the direction of Strang's office.
"So that is tho gentleman who
thinks ho is going to put a bullet
through me!" exclaimed Nathaniel
when tho officer had gone beyond hear
ing. He laughed, and there was a kind
of wild expectant Joy in his voice.
"Obadlah, can you not make arrange
ments for him to go with me alone?"
"lie will not go with you at all,
Nat," gloated the old man. "Ho. ho.
we nre playing at his own game
treachery. When ho cnlls at my place
you will be aboard ship."
"Hut I should like to have a talk
with him alone, and In tho woods.
Cod I know a man at Grand Traverse
bay whose wife and daughter"
"Sh-hh-h!" Interrupted tho coun
cilor. "Would you kill little iun
some's father?"
"Her father? That animal! That
murderer! is it true?"
"Hut you should have seen her
mother, Nat. you should have seen her
mother!" The old man twisted his
hands, like a miser ravished hy the
Mgiit of gold. "She was beautiful as
beautiful as a wild llower, and she
ki'b'd herself three years ago to save
tlie birth of another child into thl)
hell. Little Winn Is like tier mother,
Nat."
"And she lives with him?"
"Er, yes and guarded, o'.i, so ca:
fully guarded by Strang, N'at! Tea,
I guess that somo day she will bo a
queen."
"Great God!" cried the young man.
"And you you live In this cesspool
of sin and still believe lu a heaven?"
"Yes, I believe In a heaven. And
my reward there shall be great. Ho,
ho, I am taking no middle road, Nat'."
ITO UK CONTINl'L"!).
twill
MODEL CITY IN THE WEST
statistician Sees Ideal Community
Where There Is an Abundance
of Sunshine.
"I believe that the model city of the
World will be built in the desert conn
try of tho west. Civilization nnd mud
do not mix. It takes sunshine and
plenty of it to make people cheerful
and successful. It Is not to very well
known that. Ilv United States govern
ment is building new towns on n co
operative basis that represents as near
an approach to Utopia as can bo
reached."
C. J. nianchard, statistician of the
United States Reclamation service,
made these statements in announcing
tho opening of a new town in Mon
tana, to bo known at Pompey's Pillar,
and an auction of 200 acres, stiblivld
ed into town lots, at Rupert, Id., a
thriving young "model town," whose
greatest needs just now nre a hotel,
an ico factory, a cannery and a sugar
factory.
"1 have been accused cf being vision
ary, said Mr. Hlnnchnrd. "Hut there
are today graded schools and tele
phones and even trolley cars where,
when I first expressed my faith in
the future of the reclamation work,
there wero only rage-brush plains.
'Hut in the near future there is to
bo realized in the communities like
that nt Rupert something that it new
in rural life. That is, public owner
ship of power-producing plants that
will furnish electricity at the absolute
cost of production.
'Here is a beginning of a co-opera
tive plan of government that will ap
proach ideal conditions. Co-operation
also exists in every other phase of
life In the government' Irrigation pro
jects. Where the welfare of all de
pends upon the same conditions you
are bound to have mutual Interest.
"Here is a growing city in the heart
of a thriving agricultural community
with sunshine the year round. One of
these model towns which we are de
veloping tinder theso promising condi
tions I don't know which one it is go
ing to be is to become the model city
of the world.
"It will be a city without congestion
without palaces or poorhouses and
with co-operation very highly devel
oped. One of the conspicuous features
of these western communities, even
the rougher ones, is tho absence of
petty crime. People don't have to nail
down the windows of their houses or
lock their doors, even.
"There Is just one trouble with the
schools; the average service of the
woman teachers la four months. Men
are in the majority, you see, and the
marriageable young woman who can
be kept at the Instruction of the young
for more than six months Is deemed a
rare prize. Indeed, by the school au
thorities." Prize Offered for Ideas.
The National Municipal league of
i'er8 an annual Drize of 1100. cnlled
the William H. Baldwin prize, to be
given to the author of the best es
say on a subject connected with mu
nicipal government. For the year
1910-'ll. the competition will bo 11m.
Ited to undergraduate students regis-J
tered in a regular course In nnv rni.
lege or university of the United States
orxermg distinct instruction In muni
cipal government. The executive com
mittee of the league, actine in cnn.
sultation with the committee on the
co-ordination of university and col
legiate instruction in municipal gov-
onertng distinct Instruction in muni-
prize, has selected as the topic for
next year s competition the subject of
"The Administration of the Police De
partment in some City in the United
States with a Population of Over
200,000."
Iwon Road Pavements.
In the last few years decided im
provements have been mndo in high
way construction. The development
tt the automobile has douo much to
further new discoveries in road mak
ing. The French have begun the use
St ft paving material consisting of
iron shavings, or Iron excelsior em
bedded in concrete. The metallic
shavings corno In sheets or masses
which aro broken apart with diffi
culty owing to the Interwinlng of the
filaments, and which are somewhat
elastic. In tho construction of pav
lng blocks a mold is filled with these
Iron shavings and tho Interstices are
filled with cement sufficiently fluid to
penetrate the cntlro mass. The blocks
thus formed possess great strength
and resistance to abrasion. They are
also elastic under blows of jarring.
They aro said to have a resistance to
compression of about 150,000 pounds
to a square inch, and a tensile
Btrength four times that of cement.
The cost of construction is said to be
the same as tL.it of ordinary mac
adam. As He Understood It.
"Why is it," nsked the ambitious
poung orator, complaip'ng lo tho edi
tor of tho morning paper, "that you
always report mo as having said
'among other things'?"
"Well, us I understand it, you aro
usually among other things when you
cay them."
Many Lil-.e Kim,
"It Is a torrible thing,'" said the
prisoner, "to be known hy a number
instead of a name, and to feel that all
my life I shall be an object of suspl
cion among tho police." "Put you
will not lie alone, niy friend," replied
tho philanthropic visitor; "the same
thing happens to people who own
automobiles."
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THOUGHT ONLY OF THE GAME
Tilial Affection Lost Sight Of by the
Sma'l but Enthusiastic Lover
of Football.
Amon? the spectators at a match
between the Blackburn Rovers and
the Olympic was a little lad about
nine years of age. Though the boy's
knowlodge of the game may have
been limited, his notion of correct
play was extremely robuist.
"Go it, "Lyinpic," he yelled. "Rush
'em off their pins. Clatter 'em. Jump
on their chests. Bowl 'em over. Good
for yer. Mow 'em down. Scatter 'em,
"Lympic."
When his parent neatly "grassed"
one of the opposing forwards, the
youngster expressed approval by
bawling, "Good fer yer, owd 'en," add
ing proudly to the spectators, "Feyth
er 'ad 'lm sweet."
"Yes," said a hearer, "but he'll get
killed before the game's finished."
"I don't care a carrot If he does,"
said the boy. London Tit-Bits.
Somewhat Indignant.
The two extra specialists had pound
ed and sounded him, and felt of his
pulse and tapped hla frame till he
could only He in a cold perspiratibn of
fear.
"Undoubtedly it's a case of appen
dicitis!" said specialist No. 1, grave
ly. "Undoubtedly!" assented specialist
No. 2.
"But would he be able to stand an
operation?" pondered No. 1.
"Ah, would he?" echoed No. 2.
They dug him in the ribs again, and
he squealed.
"Ah," remarked No. 1, "I think we
ought to let him get a bit stronger be
fore we cut Into him."
"Confound your palaver!" gasped
the patient, starting up. "What do
tou take me for a cheeso?"
What's In a Name?
"See here, waiter," said Mr. Grouch,
gcowling deeply over his plate, "I or
dered turtle soup. There not even
a morsel of turtle flavor In this."
"Of course not, sir,", returned the
waiter. "What do you expect? Shake
speare said there was nothing In a
name. If you ordered college pudding
would you expect a college in It? In
Manchester pudding would you look
for a ship canal or a cotton exchange?
Any tea, sir! "--Tit-Bits.
Its Advantages.
"There is one appropriate use of a
tood poker hand."
"What is that?"
"It will shovel in the money."
The mind ought sometimes to bo
illverted. that it may return tho bet
ter to thinking. Fhordrus.
MORE THAN EVER
Increased Capacity for Mental LaDor
Since Leaving Off Coffee.
Many former coffee drinkers who
have menial work to perforin, day
after day, have found a belter capaci
ty and greater endurance by using
l'ostuia instead of ordinary coffee. An
Illinois woman writes:
"I had drank coffee for about twen
ty years, and finally had what the
doctor called 'coffee heart.' I was
nervous and exiremely despondent ;
had little meuta! or physical strength
left, had kidney trouble and constipa
tion. "The first noticeable benefit derived
from tlie change from offee to l'ostuin
was the natural action of Ihe kidneys
and bowels, in two wet ks r.y heart
action vas preittly improved und my
nerves steady.
"Then I became less despond, lit,
and the desire to he active nsain
showed proof of renewed physical and
mental strength.
"I am steadily gaining in physical
strength and brain power. I formerly
did mental work and had to give it up
on account of coffee, but since using
I'ostum I nm doing hard mental labor
with less fatinue than over before."
Read the little book. "The Road to
Wellvllle, in pkgs. "There's a Reason."
F.vr rrail the nbovr Irllrrf M
one upprara from llinr to Hiiio. Ttoj
re araulBC, lru '! ( baaaaut
latrat.
si? - " .s.-tT nantestae, nomiT n
-Hsr - ; s '? V t' ;"iV tonrue, or fit ftd. Arte on the blimd and e
ja" ' v- i 'i Jt 'iY (t 11 rornjB or uiewrniper. wesi remeoy eer Known ioi
-Xr ' C- Tr K 4f .-'-I t ' r M . mn tmttlo irtiarmntwd to cur ona caiA. NH-anili
jR?- Z -.Pxi '"T -VN i'1 "r' vM I tiodoKftn or druktuHtu and barnem dnalere. orwn
If - XL.: J WV .T'V !u. - . J J I ntanufaetnrera. t'nt howg ho to DonltlPf
mm in
staff of specialists that nr
The Rayo Lamp U a high grade lamp, told at ft low price
Thpro arn lamps that cost tnor. but th?rl no hrttrr Inmp nutria at anf
prtcp. ronntnicti'd of tolld brass; nickel plated rMKHf kppteleant aO
onutmont tn any room In any hmmo. Tbn 1 n not bin known to th art
(f lamp-inn king that can add to tha Taln of the K A YO I imp n a llpht
rivlfr dPTlr. KTory donlnr oTerywhers. If not at yours, write for
descriptive circular to tbe nearest agency of tbe
STANDARD OIL COMPANY Ckci.porated)
COLT DISTEMPER
bandied verr canity. Tbe nick are mred. and all other la
ow -exiKeu. arpi irora niTiug me a
v.i.nr. ima on
ipfH fmrma of
r mares in loau
ft bottle: e&and
t exproa paid by
t tliroatA. Our free
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AXLE GREASE
Keeps the spindle bright and
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Sold by dealers everywhere.
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(Incorporated)
WANTED 'EM BACK.
The Barber Some hair restorer,
sir?
Man in Chair Yes. if it'll restore
the hairs you've Just rubbed off.
One of the Producers.
"You should endeavor to do some
thing for the comfort of your fellow
men," said the philanthropist, "with
out thought of reward."
"I do. I buy umbrellas instead of
borrowing them."
In the Grand Stand.
Stella Do you understand base
ball?" Bella Perfectly; but why does that
man run so hard with nobody after
him?
44 Bu. to the Acre
Is a bft&ry yield, butt lint's what John Kennedy of
UdmuUtoD, Alberta, Wtern (atntKttt, sot from 40
acred 01 upriiiB wueuiiu rJiu. itporik
Xruiu otnor dlHtrl ett in that Dror-
ince Niioweaotuor excei
lent result caicb bs4.-
OOU bushelB of wheat
f rum ll't) acres, or 8a 1-U
bu. iMTaere. 1:5,311 and 40
buMitil yiuldHUore Dum
crtius. An high as ltf
bubbHa of oata to the
are wirtithrMhiHl from
A 1 bona fluid in l'JlU,
The Silver Cup
at the recent Hpokano
Fuii wasu-wttrdetl to the
A liifrtu (lovrrnmentfor
ltBfxWbitof Kraliia,KraHGsaii(i
TeijfetabU'S. Ht'poridof aecUeiit
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Vosir rn Omada . .
Free lioinvateads of 1 AO
arres. hih! uiVlnln pre
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93 prHere)i to bo huU
111 tlie fboiewst tlint rlt-t
Hrhoola ronvwu.t'iit, rll
Iiiate irf llt-nt, anil the
very bent, rullwaym lore at
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cheap t iit'l easy togvt nml
rai4innllt In price, watur
eanily procured, mixed
farming a sin cens.
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