ilT LEMUR A CHARMING PET thf M Mta "Naturalist en the Prov!" Deeerfoea little Animal Serv- Afraid of Hhn. ' Ivta are of all sorts. One of the tnoet emosfn and attractive la de ertted by Eha la his "Naturalist on tie Prowl.- This UtUa animal waa a lemur, and besides many gentle and eareestng vara, It teemed aa If It possess ad a certain aenaa of humor. 1 im4 to take Ita aoft band and examlns Ita pretty nalla. Each hand bad one long;, sharp claw. Buch a -enrtona arratioement puzzled me, un til ewe day a Sea showed me the use f that claw. U bit the lemur under the rfbe. I expect the little beaat had teeeoa to be thankful that nature had spared oaa too, when It promoted It to tha ordar of four-handed anlmala. foere Barer waa a mora charming Vac. Ha took life ao gayly, and tha antic war ao original. When my man tat him out of his cage in tha morn tn. ha would scamper straight to my tied room, look round with large eyes trimming over with mild curiosity, and. lightly an a rubber ball, spring to toy dressing table, where be would ex amine ersrrthlng. Than ha would bound across the bed and land on my ahouldars", handle my ears gently, won dering what waa In tha hole, and thrusting in his Ion tongue to find 4Ut. That waa beyond human endurance, mad I would roll the little fellow Into a ball, wind his long, fully tall about Aim, aad fling- him into the bed. He would be unwound In a moment, and would skip away to explore some dor. Ills hind- legs being longer than his fore, ha walked slowly, with his bead down; bat when in a hurry he would stand aa and bound along like a kan garoo, tail fa the air, arms extended, Angara spread, looking like nothing na erar aaw. The servant regarded him as un sa&ny, aad fled at his approach. He would giro chase, and there never waa flnar a port than to Bee the fat butler la fall flight up the long stair way, with the gleeful little demon after aim. three ateps at a bound. Tooth's Companion . SICK, SOUR, UPSET STOMACH riitflgectton, Oaa, Heartburn or Dya aapela Relieved Five Minutes After Taking, a Little Dlapepsln. Here la a harmless preparation which sorely wtll digest anything you eat and overcome a sour, gassy or out-,'af-brder etotaaeh within fire minutes. If your meala dont fit comfortably, ex what roe eat lies like a lump of lead In your etomach, or If you have heart horn, that Is a sign of Indigestion. Get from yonr Pharmaotat a BO-cent case of Pape'a Dlapepsln and take a Aoee Just aa soon as you can. There will be no sour risings, no belching of undigested food mixed with acid, no stomach gaa or heartburn, fullness or heavy feellnf In the stomach, Nausea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizziness or Intestinal grlptng. This will all go. and. besides, there wfll be no sour food left ever la the stomach to poison your breath with nasaseoua odors. Papa's Dlapepsln Is a certain cure - for out-of-order stomachs, because ft takes hold of your food and digests It ost the same as If your stomach wasn't there. ' ' Relief ta trre minutes from all stom as eh misery Is waiting tor you at any drug store here In town. These Urge CO-cent oases of Pane's Diapepain eontala more than sufficient to thoroughly are almost any case of Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Gastritis or aay ether etomach disorder. , FINE IVORY NOW THE VOGUE 4et!e Table Accessories at the Pres ent Moment Are Costly but De odedly Smart. All the toilet and dressing table 'requisites are now found In fine Ivory. The only care needed la to rub oft with a tresh, soft cloth, occasionally oslng a rag- moistened In alcohol If spots occur. These, too, are more eoatty than ellver, but are considered very smart. The becks are monogramed In black, brown, and occasionally In raised gold. Sometimes the sets are shown with floral decorations, but this la not ao good style aa is seen in many at the imitations. White eellotoid sets with a mono gram in black, dark green, blue, or brown are now to be found In good designs with simple lines. The latest (weparatlona are no longer combus tible, aad a fuli celtulold toilet set Is a good Investment tc a gueat room, for a girt at college, or for the chronlo traveler; for use In a bag they are mock lighter than any other ware. The searcher after novelty can have tier dressing table appolnUnenta in an tique gilt, old Jspaness lacquer, or Dresden ehiaa. Saeh a .selection is not for the aver age boyer, aa, unless rare workraan ehfp ana eorreepondlng cost are had, the' reonlta are likely to be poor. Not Seeking Trouble. 1 aneeld hlnk it would ba the bug bear of your life trying to get up new brand new Jokes," said the sympa thetic eaUer. v "That," said tha humorist, cheep fully, "la the least of our troubles." 1 ' He Wasn't Afraid. "Oh. wen, said the grocer to th -dissatisfied customer, as the argu meet waxed warm, "don't get put out about It." ' 1 dent Intend to," anapped tha cus tomer. "And you can't put me out." Oar Transitory Heroes. "He woke up one morning and found himself famous." wenr "And then went and made a mon key of himself In time for the after noon pejers to gat hold of It" Probably a Pssslmlst. i "What should ba dona to a maa who spends every Sunday afternoon -playing a trombone f ' ""Somebody should take him out and ahov aim that Ilia Is still worth Irving TTIL atSmM MEREDITH NICH0J w -jvi's er mr eoa&s-itcmiL caMfxrr 4 SYNOPSIS. Tlmmns Arrtmnre. tinrcl mllllnnnlrp, find Henry Miilim Orlawold, prnfesHor In tho lin!v-r-iy of Virginia, tnke trains out nf Atlanta. C.riHwold to Ills (Villi'fT, Arrlmnrn (n pursuit of it srlrl who hail wlnUod M lilm two ln- hoforp, ns tholr trains utood oipnHlto r.T-h othor. fjrln wold In niixtukcn for tittv. OHhnrn of Rotilh Onrolltm, end Is thriitn''d with harm If lie cansos thi nn"t of Hill Ap plowpiuht, a. Ixu di r lino doHprrndn. I la (jof-a t t!otnnilia to w:irn tlio Rmcrnnr, and tncols Itarbara Onborn. CHAPTER II. Continued. "That Is unfortunate. I Ftnppcd here InHt night on purpoHo to boo him, and now I foar that t must leave " and he snilled the Grlswold Bmlle, which was one of the Krcreta of Ma popularity at the university "I must leave Columbia la a very few min utes." "The office does not keep very early hours," remarked the girl, "but some one will certainly bo here In a mo ment. I am sorry you have had to wait." "It was not 1." said Griswold, "who bo rudely shook the door. I beg that you will acquit ino of that violence." The girl did not, however, respond to his smile. She poked tho floor with her paraRol a moment, then raised her bead and asked: "Who was It, If you please ?" "A gentleman with a hrown board, a rod necktie, and a bad disposition." '1 thought aa much," she Bald, half to herself, and her ryes were bent again upon the point of her parasol, with which she was tracing a design In the rug. She lifted her head with the abruptness of quick decision, and looked straight at Grlswold. The ncgre8s had withdrawn to the outer door, by which she sat with sphinx like immovability. "I am Miss Osborne. Gov. Osborno Is my father. Would you mind telling me whether your business with my father Is" She hesitated, and her eyes met Grl8wold's. "MIhb Osborne, as I have no ac quaintances here, let tne introduce myself. My nnmo is Grlswold. My home la Charlottesville Tardon me, but you and I were fellow-passengers from Atlanta yesterday evening. I am unacquainted with your father, and I have no business with him ex cept" He was not yet clear In his mind whether to tell her trwt her father's life was threatened: It did not seem fair to alarm her when he was power less to help; but as he weighed the question the girl came out Into the recoptlon-room and sat down near the window. "Won't you have a seat, Mr. Grls wold T May I ask you again whether you know the gentleman who came In hero end beat tho door awhile ago?" "I never saw him before in my life." "That Is very well. And now, Mr. Grlswold, I am going to nek you to tell me, if you will. Just what it Is you wish to say to my father." She was very earnest, and tho re quest she mado rang the least bit im periously. She now held the white paraBol across her lap In the tight clasp of her white-gloved hands. "Mjr reason forviBhlng to see your father Is, to warn him that If a crim inal named Applewelght Is brought back from his hiding-place on the North Carolina frontier, and tried for his crimes In South Carolina, the governor of that Btate, your father, will be mado to suffer by Apple weight's friends." "That is what I thought," said the girl, slowly nodding her head. "And now, to bo quite honest about It, Miss Osborne, I must confeBB that I received this warning last night from a man who believed me to be the governor. To tell the truth, I told him I was the governor!" The girl's eyes made a fresh Inven tory of Grlswold, then she laughed for the first time a light laugh of honest mirth that would not be gain said. The beautiful color deepened in her cheeks: her eyes llgh'd merrily, as though at the drollery of Grlswold Btandlng, so to speak. In loco parentis. "I have my own confession to make. I heard what you said to that man. I had gone to the rear platform to aee what was the matter. The stop there In that preposterous place seemed in terminable. You must have known that I listened." "I didn't suppose you heard what that man said to me or what I said to him. I don't know how I came to palm myself off as the governor I am not In the habit of doing such things, but It was due, I think, to tho fact that I had Just been saying to a friend of mine at Atlanta " Dialress was again written In Miss Osborne's face. She hnd paid little heed to the latter half of Grlswold's recital, though she kept her eyes fixed gravely upon him. In a moment the gentleman In blue serge who had manifested bo much feeling over the governor's, absent o strode again Into the room. "Ah,: Miss' Osborno, bo , you are back" Ho bowed over tho girl s hand with a groat dual .ot manner, then glanced at onco towurd the door of the private ofllco. "HaHu't your father come in yet? I have been looking for him since eight o'clock." "My father is not home yet, Mr. KoHwortb." "Not home! Do you mean to say that he won't be here today?" "I hardly expect him." replied the girl calmly. "Very likely he will bo at home to-night or In the morning." Grlswold hud walked away out of hearing; but he folt that the girl pur posedly raised her voice so that he might hour what she said. "I tnuBt know where he Is; there's an Important matter waiting a very serious matter It may prove for him r- -T -J" 'T i-j El "V -j if .ho isn't here to-day to pass on It I must wire him at onre." "Very good. You had better do so, Mr. Hon worth. lies at the Teach Tree, chin, Atlanta." "Atlanta! Do you mean to say that ho Isn't even In thin state to-day?" "No, Mr. Dosworth. and I advise you to telegraph him Immediately if your business is so urgent." "It isn't my business, Barbara; it's the statu's business; it's your father'H business, and if he Isn't here to at tend to it. by to-niorrow at the latest, It will go Lard with Mm. lie has ene mies who will construe his absence as meaning " Ho spoke rapidly, with rising anger, but Borne gesture from the girl arrest ed him, and he turned frowningly to see Grlswold calmly Intent upon an engravins at the further end of the room. The colored woman was dozing In her chair. Ilefore llosworth could resume, the girl spoke, her voice again raised so that every .word reached Grlswold. "If you refer to the Applewelght case, I must tell you, Mr. llosworth, that I have all confidence that my fa ther will act whenever he Bees .fit." "But the people " "My father Is not afraid of the peo ple," said the girl quietly. "But you don't understand, Barbara, how much la at stake here. If some action isn't taken In that matter with in 24 hours your father will be brand ed as a coward by every newspaper In tho state. You seem to take it pretty coolly, but It won't be a trifliflg mat ter for him." "I believe," repllorl (he girl, rising, "that you have said all that I caro to hear from you now or at any fur ther time, Mr. llosworth, about this or any other matter." "But, Barbara " Miss Osborno turned her back and walked to the window. Bosworth stared a moment, then rushed angrily from tho room. Grlswold abandoned his study of the picture, and gravely Inclined hla head an Bosworth passed. Then he waited n minute. The girl still stood at the window, and there was, Grlswold felt, something a little PanUaaaennaatanat i f1 wwiiw'i iiuiiwwimw ) in mi in. n w, i .mi nun, miimn - Wgl fil uuum a ...u.. - 1-- i -----.Mi,, J "I Can Appeal to No One Here Without licity." forlorn In her figure. It was quite time that he was off If he caught his train for Richmond. He crossed the room, and as he approached the win dow Miss Osborne turned quickly. "It was kind of you to wait. That man is the state's attorney general. You doubtless heard what he said to me." "Yes, Miss Osborne, 1 could not help hearing. I did not leave, because I wished to say " The associate profesKor of admiralty In the department of law of the Uni versity of Virginia hesitated and was lost. Miss Osborne's eyes were brown, with that hint of bronze, in certain lights, that is the distinctive posses sion of the blessed. Health .ajj spirit spoke in her bright color. She was tall and straight, and there was some thing militant in her figure as she faced Grlswold. "Mr. Grlswold, . I have no claim whatever on your kindness, but I nni in very greut distress. I don't Bee just where 1 can turn for uld to any one I know. But you as a stranger may bo able to help mo if it isn't asking too much but then I know it is ask ing too much!" "Anything, anything w luite . i ," urged Grlswold kindly. "Mr. Iloswortli,.the attorney general, warns me that if my father does not use the power of the state to capture thl3 outlaw Applewcight, the results will bo disastrous." lie says my fa ther must act Immediately. 11,. de manded his address, and, ami I nave it to him " "But you must remember, Mis Os borne, that tho attorney general prob ably knows the intricacies of this cae. Ho must have every reason for upholding your father; in fact, It's lilx sworn duty to advise him In such mst ters as this." "Th.re's nhrr f''1" to that, Mr. GrlKwold," and thy? girl's color deep ened; but she smiled and went on. It waa quite evident that she was ani mated now by some purpose, and that she was resolved to avail herself of Orlswold's proffered Rid. "This whole matter must bo kept as quiet as possible. I can appeal to no one here without the risk of news paper publicity which wou'd do my father very great injury. But If It la not altogether too great a favor, Mr. Grlswold, may I ask that you remain here until tonight until my father returns? His secretary has been 111 and Is nway from town. The other clerks I sent away on purpose this morning. Father had left his office keys at home, and came in to see if I could find the papers in the Apple weight case. They are there, and on the top of the packet Is n requisition on the governor of North Carolina for Applewclght's return." "Signed?" "Signed. I'm sure he had only de ferred acting in the case until his re turn, and he should have been back to-day." "But of course he will be back; It Is Inconceivable tht he should Ignore, must less evade, a duty as plain as this the governor of a state It Is preposterous! Ills business In At lanta accounts for his absence. Gov. Osborne undoubtedly knows what he Is about." "My father la not in Atlanta, Mr. Grlswold. He Is not at the Peach Tree club, and has not been. I have not the Hlightost Idea where inv father is!" The echoing whistle of the depart ing Virginia express reached them faintly ns they stood facing each oth er before the open window in the govt ernor's reception room. CHAPTER III. The Jug and Mr. Ardmore. Mr. Thomas Ardmore of New Yorl nnd Ardsley. having Been his friend Grlswold depart, sought a book-shop where, as In many other book shops throughout the United States, he kept a standing order for any works touch ing piracy, a subject, which, as al ready hinted, had long afforded him infinite diversion. He had several hours to wait for his train to New Orleans, and he was delighted to find that the bookseller, whom he had known only by correspondence, had just procured for him, through the dispersion of a Georgia planter's val uable library, that exceedingly rare narrative, "Tho Golden Galleons of the Caribbean," by Domingeuz y I'ascual a beautifully bound copy of the orig inal Madrid edition. With this volume under his arm Ardmore returned to the hotel where the Risk of Newspaper Pub- he was lodged and completed his ar rangements for leaving. It should be known that Mr. Thomas Ardmore was a person of democratic tastes and habits. In his New York house were two servants whoso Bole business it was to keep himself and his wardrobe presentable; yet he preferred to travel unattended. When he had finished packing his trunk he went down to the dinner he had ordered to be in readiness ut a certain hour, nt a certain table, care fully chosen beforehand; for Ardmore was very exacting In such matter? and had on eye to tho comforts of life, as he understood them. As he crossed the hotel lobby on his way to the restaurant he was accosted by o reporter for tho Atlanta Palla dium, who began to question him touching various Ardmores who were Just then filling rather more than their usual amount of Bpneo in tho newspapers. Ardmore's family, with the single exception of his 8lstnr, Mrs. Atchison, bored him lininen.,!y. His two brothers and another sister, the duchess of Ballywlnkle, kept tho family nr.iue In dli'pluy typo n great deal of the time, and their perform ances had practically driven Thomas Arilinoie from New York. The re porter was a well-inannt red youth and Ardmore shook his hand encour agingly, lie was rather curious to see what new Incident in the family history waa to he the subieet of In iiulsition, and the reporter Immediate ly set hlH mind at rest. "Pardon me, Mr. Ardmore, but !s It true that your ulster, the duchess of Iiallywlnkle, has separated from the duke?" Ardmore hesitated and turned hla head cautiously. 4TO UK CO.NTlNt'KL) ) worm. rait?! Powls are obliged to throw off much of tho waste of the body through the lungs. They do not sw eat, but In stead breathe several times faster than sweating animals when heated. To keep in good health, a hen re quires nearly seven times the amount of fresh air In proportion ot Its size as does a horse. Thjs is a fact well to keep in mind when planning the winter housing of the flock. During very cold weather it Is ab solutely necessary that the eggs be gathered several times a day; for If they are left In the nests they are apt to be frozen. The evil habit of egg eating Is very often formed by hens getting their first taste of eggs from eating a cracked one which has frozen In the nest ' Give the working team a daily rooming when you work them. Give the shoulders an especially good rub bing, and If there are any signs of swelling or sores, bathe them with water and carefully wash the skin clear of all dirt and dust. Small frnlt on the farm Is a source of joy and satisfaction. You often hear people say they can buy the fruit cheaper than they can raise it but they don't, and what's more it never tastes so good as the home grown. In the winter time, after tho hens have gone to roost, arrange the litter (change It If necessary) and scatter the grain into this, so when the hens come off the roost In the morning they can go to work for their break fast There Is no gold mine nor get rich quick scheme In the poultry yard, but If you will practice these four words: cleanliness, punctuality, perseverance and care you will receive a good prof It from the poultry. The western man knows that when hla lambs go to market, a carload from a well-bred, thoroughbred sire will go for a dollar per head more than for a scrub. They have proved it many a time. In buying a brooder the chief points to be observed are: A good lamp, a heating device giving off the heat from a central drum, and an arrange ment which facilitates easy cleaning. Science says Impure food fed to poultry Is the cause of many diseases In man. Then as poultrymen we should be careful what we feed our poultry and the care we give It There is little need of buying expen sive grains for swine, when main tained on farms, or of feeding much grain, except to nursing mothers or in fitting for market A few sunflower seeds planted around the henhouse and yards will not only add to the appearance of the place, bat will furnish good food later In the season. Brooder-lamps are often exposed to the wind, and. If cheaply constructed or poorly enclosed, the result will be a chilled brood of chicks, or perhaps a fire. Not every one may hope to own prize-winning herds, but let us do the best we can by breeding up. There is no wisdom in keeping poor cows. We have our choice of the breeds and may be enthusiastic about them. The breed you like is the breed with which you will succeed. There Is much less danger of over watering a hard working horse if he Is watered often than if allowed to be come very thlrsiy. Feed Is too high to allow unprofita ble animals to consume it when pay ing cows can be obtained for the same amount of money. A five-gallon can Is the most favored package for shipping extracted honey. For packing honey In small tin pack ages, the writer knows ot nothing hot ter than the 5 and 10 pound friction top cans and palls. There Is room on every farm for at least one or two brood bows and their young. Never attempt to fatten birds which, In successive weighing, show a loss of weight. To prevent the air from reaching the silage ail silos must have air tight walls. The large, up-to-date hoghouse Is not only unnecessary but of doubtful benefit. Never treat turkeys like cage birds. Their native home was In tho woods, and they still demand a great jeal of freedom. New land will raise a crop e.isily but it takes taro and labor to keep tho old fields productive. ftemcmber, even the best dairy cow cannot make good returns without plenty of good feed. It never pays to be a dairyman by k accident; have a purpose. A Never plow furrows up and down the face of a hill tf they can as well be run across its face. In such place there Is no fear of water lying so aa to do damage, but there Is great chance of a drought lessening the yield. This Is especially the case If furrows up and down the hill provide facilities for a quick run-off In case of a downpour of rain. Whore there are no such furrows for the escape ot the water, it will be much more likely to soak In. Corn Is In Ideal condition for the Pilo when It Is in ideal condition to ba cut for fodder, 1. e., when the kernels are well glased and just before the foliage begins to brown. Corn at this stage Introduced Into a well-constructed silo and carefully spread and well tramped has never failed In our ex perience to produce Ideal silage. Hogs make their most profitable growth in summer, when they are young, but this will not be true un less they have something to eat. Plenty of pasture and milk with come grain will help them along at a time when they are beat able to respond and when pork Is made most cheaply. After the pigs are two weeks old they may be turned Into a lot to gether, where they may be fed with out being disturbed by the sows. The feeding lot of the pigs should be con nected with the sow's pen by a small opening through which they may pass back and forth at will. Alfalfa Is making good In the east and farmers are realizing that It Is comparatively easy to get a stand, by the use of lime and plenty of stable manure. This Is Ideal pasture for swine and no harm will be done the crop If pastured lightly. There are no secrets about good dairying. The farm journals tell all there is about It over and over, but the man who does not read and apply modern methods remains In Ignor ance, and possesses an empty pocket book. The average dairy farmer takes It as a matter of course that cows us ually shrink during the fall and fall away In their flesh condition, and therefore he makes uo plans to re move the cause of the falling away. A good brood sow of whatever breed must have a big feeding capa city in order to produce plenty of milk. For this reason it Is never wise to buy a sow with a short, chunky body set on too short legs. In buying a farm one of the most important things to consider Is the matter of water for the stock. No animal on the farm can be expected to do its best without free access to good water. Idle horses need good, judicious care. There are Instances where val uable animals have dropped dead when being taken from the stable after a long period of confinement Economy In saving, and the appli cation of barnyard manure is needed on most farms. Manure Is one of Its valuable products, yet It Is not fully appreciated by most managers. Maybe those old hens will go through another winter all right, but you will not get much out of them. Let them go. It Is the young hen that does the business. If one waits until husking time to save the seed corn the task will al ways be done more hurriedly and the chances are that a poorer quality will b secured. Benefits can be derived from even a roughly kept register of the cow'a yield and other matters concerning her which otherwise would be forgot ten. In a day's time a chickadee has been known to eat hundreds of Insect eggs and worms that are very harm ful to our trees and vegetables. Dipping every fowl Is the surest and safest way to get rid of the body lice and all parasites such as feather mites, scaly leg, scabies, etc. If there is a furnace In the cellar, beets and carrots keep much better if packed In sand. This prevents them from shrivelling so badly. Oats Is one of the most important feeds we can feed to growing chicks, as it is a muscle and lose builder and makes fine feathers. Where you find filth you find ver min. These two things cause a host ot diseases, and right here Is where the losses begin. Encourage the hired kind to the horses. man to be A double wall concrete bIIo is most nearly frost proof. Mvery pleasant summer day the bees are up and awny at daybreak In search of uectar. Don't forget that there are days when your horse Is out of Borts jiiBt as you are. A little oil of pennyroyal or oil ot cloves will drive fleas away from the stable. ' A platform scale on the farm has a bendk ict.t c fleet -ipon the town scales. , China nest egj;s discourage egg eaters and they are often a drawing card for the beus of the smaller breeds. If the skin of the horse Is kept clean he will sweat freely. This Is essen tial to his health. More cider would cert.ilnly be made If It were generally known how sim ple the process Is. A straw shed means cheap and warm shelter for the stock. SAVED FROM AN OPERATION ByLydlaEPinldiaitfs Vegetable Compound Do Forest, ma. 'After an orera tion four years ag6 I had pains down ward In both sldea. oackacne, and a weakness. The doc tor wanted me to have another opera tion. I tookLydiaE. I'lnkham's Vegeta. bio Compound and I am entlrelv cured lof TOY troubles." Mrs. Atjgtjbtb Vesferxahn, Do For est, Wisconsin. Another Operation Avoided. Xfew Orleans, La. "For years I sof. fered from severe female troubles. Finally I was confined to my bed and the doctor said an operation was necea. sarv. I gave Lydia J2. Pinkham'a Ve fttanlA rnmnnund n. trial tin was saved from an operation." .Xt . Lilt Pbtbotx, mi kertereo Si, Hew' Orleans, La. - Thirty years of tinparaHeled success confirms the power of Lydia E. Pink-1 ham's Vegetable Compound to core' female diseases. The great volnme of unsolicited testimony constantly ponr lng in proves conclusively that Lydia' K. 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