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They are tho leaders every- , where bocause they hold their shape, fit better, look better and wear lnn- fr man ctnor maices. ' hey are positively the E, most economical shoes for you to buy. W. L. Douglas name and the retail price are stamped en the bottom Tnlue guaranteed. TAKR NO substitute I if your dealer cannot supply you write for Mail Order Catalog. W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass. TRY KURII.E EYE REMEDY For Red, Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes sad H GRANULATED EYELIDS 1 Marine Doesn'tSmart-Soothes Eye Pain Drairus ScO Maria Era ktaelr, Doii. 25c, 5e, $I.N Mi"'r,o Ere Salve, in Aseptic Tubes, 2 Sc. $1.00 600K3 AND ADVICE FEES BY MAIL Murine Eye Remedy Co.,Chlcago DIDN'T "GET" THE QUOTATION Boston Reporter, Unlike Most News paper Men, Was Unfamiliar With the 8criptures. The "cub" reporter la tho greenest Teporter on the staff of a newspaper. When anything particularly stupid happens on tho paper, ho Is tho first to be accused, and he Is usually right ly "accused. The only salvation for him Is to Improve, which he docs In nine cases out of a dozen. Tho Boa ton Journal told recently of mi amu sing "break" of a wholly Innocent na ture which a certain cub made. If It shows anything, It shows that a thor ough training in the Bible la useful In other walks of life than the ministry. The reporter had been sent to a suburb to report a sermon. Ho ar rived late, near the close of the serv ice, and took a seat near the door. "When the last hymn was over, he SHkcd bis neighbor, an elderly gentle man: "What was the text of the aermon?" "'Who Art Thou?'" replied the other, "Hoston reporter," replied the other. The man smiled. Subsequently he told the preacher, who. next Sunday told the congregation at tl:e cub's ex pense. Youth's Companion. The Enemies. Apropos of the enmity, now happily burled, that used to exist between Minneapolis and St. Paul, Senator Clapp said at a dinner la the former city: "I remember an address on careless building that I once heard in Mlnne spoils. "'Why,' said the speaker In the course of this address, 'one Inhabitant of St. Paul is killed by accident in the streets every 48 hours.' "A bitter voice from the rear of the ball interrupted: " 'Well. It ain't enough,' it said." , We reduce life to the pettiness ot our dally living; we should exact our living to the grandeur of life. Phillips Brooks. PRESSED HARD. Coffee's Weight on Old Agt. When prominent men realize the in jurious effects of coffee aud the change In health that Postum can bring, they are glad to lend their testimony tor the benefit of others. A superintendent ot public schools In a Southern state says: "My moth er, since her early childhood, was an Inveterate coffee drinker, had been troubled with her heart for a number of years and complained of that 'weak all over' feeling and sick stomach. "Some tlm ago I was making an of ficial visit to a distant part of the country and took dinner with ono ot the merchants of the place. I noticed a somewhat peculiar flavor of the cof fee, and asked him concerning it. He replied that it was Postum. I was so pleased with it that, after the meal was over, I bought a package to carry home with me, and had wife pre pare some for the next meal: tho whole family liked it so well that wo !U continued coffee and used Postum entirely. I bad really been at times very r.nxioua concerning my mother's con. f'.V.on, but we r.otlced that after using '(;.'::; for a short tlnio, sho felt so much better than sho did prior to its use, and bad little trouble with her heart end no sick stomach; that the headaches were not so frequent, and her general condition much improved, This continued until he was as well and hearty as the rest of us. "I know Postum has benefited my self and the other members of the fam ily, but in a more marked degree In the case of my mother, as she was a Tictlm of long standing." Ew nsI the above lt-4erT A I me ssstsrs froas time ta tloM). Tk imTLf I HLYER ra tei. Ix, nalae, tree, fall ef s nnnunanHHEnnnnannannaEnnHon 23 U u u n M H n n u n THE QUICKENING FRANCIS CosrrlCBt, I906.br CHAPTER XXIIL (Continued.) The Dabney buggy was waiting for him when, after what seemed like a pilgrimage of endless miles, he had crept down to the gate. But It was Miss Dabney, and not Mammy Juliet's Pete, who was holding the reins. "I couldn't find Peto, and Japheth has gone to town," she explained. "Can you get In by yoursolfT" He was holding on by the out wheel, and the death-look was creeping over his face again. "I can't let you," he panted; and she thought he was thinking of the dis grace for her. "I am my own mistress," she said, coldly. "If I choose to drive you when vou are too sick to hold the reins, it la my own affair." "I wasn't thinking of that; but you must first know lust what you're do ing. My father stands to lose all he has got to to the Farleys. Thai's what the meeting Is for. Do you un derstand ?" She bit her lip and a far-away look came Into her eyes. Then she turm.-d on him with a little frown of determi nation gathering between her straight eyebrows a frown that reminded him of the Major In his militant moods, "I must take your word for It," lie said, and the words seemed to cut the air llko edged thliws. "Tell me the truth: Is your cause entirely Just Your motive Is not revenge?" It Is my father's causo, and none of mine; more than that, It Is your grandfather's causo and yours. She pushed the buggy hood back with a quick arm sweep and gave him her free hand. "Step carefully," she cautioned; and a minute later they were speeding swiftly down the pike In a white dust cloud of their own making. There was a sharp crisis to the fore In the old log-house office at the fur nace. Caleb Gordon, haggard ;nd trtmulous, sat at one end of the tree- , tlo-board which served as a tuble, wim Xonnan at his elbow; and flunk.'iu; him on either side were tlie two Far leys, Dyckman, Trewliitt, acting gen eral counsel for the company In the Karloy Interest, and Hunchott, repre senting the dordons. Having arransf'd the preliminaries to his entire satiufuctlon, Colonel Dux bury had struck true and hard. The pipe foundry might be taken Into the parent company at a certain nominal (Igure payable In a new Issue of Chta wassee Limited stock, or three several things were due to happen simultane ously: the furnace would be shut down Indefinitely "for repairs," thus cuttlns oft the Iron supply and making a ruin ous forfeiture of pipo contracts Inevit able; suit would be brought to recover damages for the alleged mismanage ment of Chlawasaee Consolidated dur ing the absence of the majority stock holders; and the validity of the pipe- pit patents would be contested In tne courts. This was the ultimatum. The one-sided battle had been fought to a finish. Hanchett, hewing away in the dark, had made every double and turn that keen legal acumen and a sharp wit could suggest to gain time. Hut Mr. Farley was Inexorable. Tha business must be concluded at the present sitting; otherwise the papers in the two suits, which were already prepared, would be filed before noon. Hanchett tooK nis principal into me laboratory for a private word. "It's for you to decide, Mr. Gordon," he said. "If you want to follow them Into the court, we'll do the best we can, But as a friend I can't advise you to take that course." If we would only make out to And out what Tom's holding over 'em!" groaned Caleb, helplessly. Yes: but we can v eaia tne lawyer, "And whatever It may be, they are evi dently not afraid of It" We'll never see a dollars dividend out o' the stock, Cap'n Hanchett I might as well give 'em the foundry free and clear. ion "ul- ue, ui course, uui on m ouier nana, iney can force you to the wall In a month and make you lose everything you have. I've been over the books with Norman: If you can't fill your pipe contracts, the forfeitures will ruin you, And you can't All them unless you can have Chlawasaee Iron, and at the pres ent price." The oia iron-master lea tne way back to the room ot doom and took his place at the end of the trestle-board table. "Give me the papers," he said, gloom Uy; and the Farley's attorney passed them across, with his fountain-pen. There was a purring of wheels in tho air and the staccato clatter of a horse's hoofs on the hard metaling of the pike. Vincent Farley rose quietly In his place and tiptoed to the door. He was In the act of snapping the catch ot the spring -latch, when the door flew in ward and he fell back with a smother ed exclamation. Thereupon they all looked up, Caleb, the tremulous, with the pen still suspended over the signa tures upon which tne Ink was still wet. Tom was standing In the doorway. deathly sick and clinging to the Jama for support In putting on his hat he had slipped the banduges, an.: the wound was bleeding afresh. Dyckman yelped like a stricken dog, overturning his chair as he leaped up and backed away into a corner. Only Mr. Duxbury Farley and his attorney were whollv unmoved. The lawyer had taken his fountain-pen from Caleb's shaking fin gers and was carefully recapping It; and Mr. Farley was pocketing the agreement, by the terms of which th firm of Gordon & Gordon had ceased to exist Tom lurched Into the room and threw himself feebly on the promoter, and Vincent made as If he would come be. tween. But there was no need for In. frventlon. Duxbury Farley had only to step aside, and Tom fell heavily. clutching the air as he went down. The dusty office which hud once beon his mother's sitting-room was cleared 9f all save his tather when Tom re- covered consciousness and sat up, with Caleb's arm to help. i nere. now. Buddy; you ortn't io tried to get up and come down here," said the father, soothingly. But Tom's blood was on fire. "Tell me I" he raved; "have they got the foundry away from youT" Caleb nodded gravely. "But don't you mind none about that son. What Tm sweatln' about now Is tho fix ywu'r IS H H M n n n H it H 0 LYNDE Prancts Lrnds Tom struggled to his feet, tottering. "Ml cut the heart out of these de mons that have robbed you. Give mi the pistol from that drawer, and drive me down to the station before their train comes. I'll do It. I ll do It now!" Ilut when old Iongfellow, JlKging vertically between the buggy shafU, picked his way out of the furnace yard, be was permitted to turn of his own accord In the homeward direction; and an hour later the sick man was back In bed, with Insistent calls for Ardi-a. And this time Miss Dubney did not come. CHATTER XXIV. Riding up the pike one sun-shot af ternoon In the golden September, Tom saw Artlca entering the open door of the Morweimtow church-copy, drew rein, flung himself out of the saddle and followed her. She saw him and stopped In the vestibule, quaking a lit tle as sho felt she must always quake until the Impassable chasm of veldock with another should be safely opened between them. "Just a moment." he said, abruptly. "There was a time when I shM I would spare Vincent . Farley and kin f'r your sake. That was a year ag.i. Things have changed slric then; I have changed. When my father Is bur ied, I shall do my best to fill the mourners' carriages with those who have killed him." "How Is your father to-day?" sho asked, not daring to trust speech oth erwise. "He Is the same as he was yestc day and the day before; the same i'i ho will always bo from Ibis on .1 broken man." "You will strike back?" She said it with Infinite sadness In her voice and an upeastififf of eyes that were swim mlng. "I don't question your rUht but I pity you. The blow may bo Just, I don't know yet It will fall hardejt I on you In the end, Tom." His smile was almost boyish In Its frank anger. But there was a man's sneer In his words. "Excuse me; I forpot for the mo ment that we are In a church. But I am taklnK consequences, these days." She looked out from the cool, dark refugo of tho vestibule when ho mount ed and rode on, and her heart was full. It was madness, vindictive madness and fell anger. But it was a generous wrath, larRO and man-like. It was not to be a blow In the dark or In the back, as some men struck; and ho would not strike without first giving her warning. Ardca had been cross questioning Japheth about the assault at the Woodlawn gates to her own hurt. Japheth had evaded as he couli, but she had guessed what he was keep ing back tho Identity of the two foot pads blackened to look like negroes. It was a weary world, and life had lost much Uat had made It worth living. Tom was deep In an Inventive trance. with vengeance for the prize to be won. and for the means to the end. Iron works and pipe plants and forglnirs especially the forging of one particular thunderbolt which should shatter thd Farley fortunes beyond repair. When this bolt was finally hammered Into shape he had an hour's interview with Major Dabney, and took a train for New York. A telegram from Norman, begging him to come back to South Tredegar at speed, overtook him. For throe days a gentleman with shrewd eyes and a hard-bitted Jaw, registering at the Marlboro as "A. Draeott, New York," had been shut up with Mr. Duxbury Farley In tho most private of the com pany's offices In the Coosa Building, and on the fourth day Norman had made shift to find out this gentleman's business. Whereupon the wire to Tom. He caught a slow train back, and was met at a station ten miles out of town by his energetic ex-lloutenant Of course, I didn't dare to don any thing more than give him a hint," was the conclusion of Norman's exciting renort. "I didn't know but hn mitrht give us away to uoionei uuxbury. So, without telling him much of anything. I got him to agree to meet you at his rooms In the Marlboro to-night after dinner. Then I was scared for tea my wire to you would miss." "You are a white man, Fred, and i friend to tie to," said Tom; which was more than he had ever said to Nor man by way of praise In the days of master and man. Then, as the train was slowing Into the South Tredegar station: "If this thing wins out you'll come In for something bigger than you had with Gordon & Gordon; you can I bet on that." It was ordained that Gordon should anticipate his appointment by meeting his man at the dinner-table In the Marlboro cafe; and It was accident or design, as you like to believe, that Dyckman should bo sitting two tables away, choking over his food and listen ing only by the road of the eye, since he was unhappily out of ear rango. When the two passed out to the eleva tor, the bookkeeper rose hastily and made for the nearest telephone. This, a', least, was not accidental. The conference In Suite 52 lasted un til nearly midnight, with Dyckman painfully shadowing the corridor unl sweating like a furnace laborer, though the night was more than autumn cool. i ne door was mien, tne transom was closed, and the keyhole commanded nothing but a miu.iro of blank wall u;i poslle- In the c-lectrlc-ltghted sitting room of the BUite. Hence the book keeper could only guess what we may know. lmi have let In a llood or llht .in Mr. Farley's proposition, Mr. Gordon.' said the representative of American Aqueduct, when the ground hi. I I" thoroughly gone over. "I don't uiln.l telling yoii now th.it he mule Ills lirs c ertur-'S to us on Ins arrlv; I from Ihi rope, giving !!. to lin b-l :,l.l lll.lt 'e uur.cil or ci.:ilioiieil ie pipu-iiiakiui; plants absolutely." "At that tlni.- b. ci a; i olu-d nothing, as I have cx;l.iiin-d.' s.iUI Tom. "not even his majority sleek In Clilawasseo Consolidated. Of course, he lesum -d control as soon as he l-tacbed hom. and his next move was to have me quietly sandbagged while he froze iiiv father out Hut father did not transfer the patenta, for the simple reason that ha couldn't. They are my personal property, made over to me belore the firm of Gordon & Gordon came Into a totence." , .. , "Tsu are the .man, we'll have to do easiness with, Mr. Gordon. Are rou quite sure of your legal status In the ca.se T" "I have good advice. Hanchett, Ceedloe and Tryeon, Hichmond Build ing, are my attorneys. They will put yeu In the way of finding out anything you'd like to knew." "As I have said, I'm here to do busi ness. We don t need the plant Will yon sell us your patents?" "Tee; on one condition." "That you first put us out of busi ness, l ou 11 have to smash Chlawasse Limited painstakingly and permanently before you can buy my holdings." The shrewd-eyed gentleman who had unified practically all of tho pipe foun dries In the United States smiled a gentle negative. "That would be rather out of our line. If Mr. Farley owned the patents. and was disposed to fight us as. In deed, he Is not we might try to con vince him. But we are not out for vengeance another man's vengeance, at that." "Very well, then; you won't get what you've come after. The patents go with the plant. You can't have one without the other," said Tom, eying his opponent through half-closed lids. "But we can buy tho plant to-mo?-row, at a very reasonable figure. Far ley Is anxious enough to come In out of the wet." "Excuse me, Mr. Draeott, but you can't buy the plant at any price." "Eh? Why can't we?" "Because the majority of the stock will vote to fight you to a standstill." "But, my dear slrl Mr. Farley con trols 65 per cent of the stock!" "That Is where you were lied to o"e more time," said Tom, with great cool ness. "The capital stock of C'.ilawas see Limited Is divided Into one thou sand shares, all distributed. My fath er holds three hundred and fifty shares; Mr. Farley and his son togeth er own four hundred and fifty; and the remaining two hundred are held in trust for Miss Ardea Dabney, to bo come her property In feo simple when she marries. Pending her marriage, which is currently supposed to be near at hand, the votin;; power of these two hundred shares resides In Miss Dab ney's grandfather, and my father holds his proxy." This was tho thunderbolt Tom had been forging during those quiet days spent on the mountain side; and there was another pause while one might count ten. After which the man from New York spoke his mind freely. "Your row with these people must be pretty bitter, Mr. Gordon. Are yon u-llllna: to see your father and these Dabneys go by the board for the sake of breaking the president and his son?" "I know whut I am doing," was the nniot renlv. "Neither my father nor Miss Dabney will lose anything that is worth keeping." "Have you figured that out, too? The field Is too small for you clown nera, Mr. Gordon much too small. You should come to New York." "You will fight us?" lie asked. The short-clrcuiter of corporations laughed. "Wo'll put you out of business. If you Insist on It. Anything to oblige." "You have It to do, Mr. Draeott On the day you have hammered Chlawas ece Limited down to a dead proposi tion, you can have my pipe patents. If you will meet me at the office of Hanchett, Goodloe & Tryson to-morrow morning at 10 o'clock, we will put .t in wrltlhg." Go-d-iiitiit." (To be continued.) FIBST DAILY NEWSPAPER. The Couruut Slarlod ii London SOO Yearn A150 liy a Woman. A woman published the ilrst daily newspaper in the world. It was called the Courant and made its first appear ance in London on March 11, 1702. lie- fore that time the news had been dis pensed weekly, or, in a few cases of very progressive editors, semi-weekly. It was said that It was Issued by in. Mallet, against the Ditch at Fleet Bridge." Behind that non-committal E" was "Elizabeth. It was the imagination of a woman that Hist con ceived the Idea that man would want to have the news every morning with his breakfast, and with the character istic Impulsiveness ot her sex she put the idea into operation. The Courant contained only two columns, but they were devoted entire ly to newB. For centuries a single copy of a bulletin has been posted on the walls of the royal palace In China, says Advertising and Selling, but that cannot be called a newspaper, and there was once a sort of dally market report in Germany; but It lasted only a few days. Tho Courant'B two columns were printed on only one side of the sheet and contained such items as the fol lowing: "Tls believed that the earl of Port land is by this time at Paris." "Here Is talk as if 000,001) pistols were transmitted hither from Francs for bribing some persona to favor ths designs of that crown." There were no pictures nor adver tisements. Tho Courant lived several years, and since its appearance the world has never been without a dally newspaper. A copy, the very first Issue, in fact. Is preserved in the Brit ish Museum. Elizabeth Mallet had a style and a mind of her own, as Is ap parent from the following paragraph from that first issue: "The Courant (as the title shows) will be published dally, being designed to give all the material news as soon as every post arrives, and Is confined to hair the compass to save the publio nt least half the Impertinences of or dinary newspapers." She also promises that the editor will not "take upon himself to givs any comments cr conjeetors of his own, but will relate only matter of facts, supposing tho other people to have neiiFO riioush to make reflections for themselves." 'II be 1 11 11 renal Code. The Tibetan penal code is curious. Murder U punished with a tine, vary Ins according to the importance of tl shilii; tin ft by u line of seven to on hundred times tho value of the article stolen. Here, nguin, the fine depends 0.1 the sfrl.'.l Importance of the person li.mi ,t)bi the theft h:3 been com lull ted. Tho hat borer of a thief U lcoked uprn ::s a wots- criminal than the thief himself. Oi deals by lire and by boilln;; water are still used as prenfs of lnnoci nee or guilt, exactly as was the custom in Europe In the mid dle pn?a And If the lamas never In flict death they are adepts at torturs. Kite Mill l ectures. Mr. Tile Yuur wife used to lecturs before she w&3 married. Haa she iw en it up no? Mr. MUds Well--er -yes that Is in public. IN PIONEER COURTS! HOW JUSTICE WAS ADMINISTERED IN RUDE 8URROUN DINGS. urlsts In Early Days Frequently Were Illiterate, But Made Up In Hon esty Whst They Lacked In Legal Lore. In the days of which I write the Ju dicial system, like the country, was in Its Infancy. The circuit court was com posed of a president Judge, elected by tho legislature, and who presided at all the courts in the circuit, and two associate Judges, elected in each coun ty by the people. The president Judge was always a lawyer of some experi ence. The associate judges were not lawyers and they made no claims to legal knowledge. As a rule they were typical representatives of the back woodsmen and very Illiterate, yet they had tho power to override the pre siding Judge and give the opinion of the court, and they often did so. In such instances their reasoning was likely to be of a most ludicrous char acter. However, they made up In honesty what they lacked In other di rections, and the results were not a bad as might be imagined. They were usually elected because of their popu larity and their well known Integrity, and though they occasionally went wrong their constituents did not stronaly censure them because of their mistakes. The clerks of the pioneer courts were seldom qualified for their duties. and many old time records are the living proofs of this statement They were uneducated, and some of them barely had the ability to scrawl their own names, yet they did not lack na tlve shrewdness. There was a clerk in one of the pioneer settlements of central Indiana who boasted of his superior qualifications by declaring that he had been sued on every sec tion of the statute, and therefore knew the law, while his opponent had never been sued and therefore could not know the law. He was elected on this platform. The sheriffs were chosen by the peo ple, and the man who could send his voice farthest In the woods from the courthouse door was often the success ful candidate. A stentorian voice, physical strength and tried courage were the principal qualifications for this Important office. When the court desired the presence ot John Smith as a petit Juror or aB a witness, It was the sheriff's duty to stand outside the courthouse or poke his bead out of a window and cry three times and with all the power of his lungs, "John Smith, come to court!" and John gen erally heard the call and obeyed. If he happened to be so remote that he did not hear, there were always plenty of loiterers who esteemed it an honor to go after him. A written summons was seldom resorted to. It was re garded as a waste of material and time, to say nothing of the stupendous task which the preparation of such a document would place upon a clerk who could hold a plow handle or rifle much more effectively than a pen. By far the most important men who attended the sessions of tho courts were the lawyers, especially the younger ones. But nobody called them lawyers. They were squires. To see a young squire with a queu three feet long dangling down his back and tied with an eel skin, strutting backward and forward over the rough-hewn slabs that formed the floor of the or dinary log courthouse, brought the woodsmen from near and far; and to hear him "plead" was worth a wear! some toot journey over Ice and snow and across swollen rivers and creeks, through an Interminable forest Caso and Comment. Automobile Nerve. One of the nerviest spectacles ever seen on an auto raceway occurred in the Long Island stock car derby at Rlverhead last September. Herbert Bailey, mechanician for Louis Disbrow and his No. 1, literally shook hands with death. When the car had passed the stand on Its fourth lap and was two miles from the repair pits the pin fell out of the reach rod, disabling the steering gear. The machine threat ened to become uuamanag'eable. What did Bailey do hut climb out over toe noa, lower nimseu uown ou the little cranking rod, and sit facing the radiator with his feet propped against the front axle! With one band he prevented himself from being dashed under the wheels by holding on to the little water cap on the top ot the hood. The other band held the disabled steering gear together. Pal ley rode 20 miles in that manuer with the car going full speed, until the circuit was completed and the repair pits were made. Hampton's Maga elne. What She Could Cook. "But you said you had done the cooking for a whole family," exclaim ed the exasperated housewife when the now arrival told her that she was qultp lgntrrant of the mysteries of broiling a steak and could not have riafted a chicken If ber life depended on it. "How In the world could you ever have done that when you seem to know nothing about It?" The new Incumbent smiled blandly "1 did cook for a family of four," she protested. "But they called them pelves vegetables, and all we had to ent usi.d to be nits and boiled pota toes, and I always boiled the pota toes." His Point of View. ".John, dear, queries tne young v. lfe, glancing up from the physical culture magazine she was perusing, "what is your Idea of a perfect figure.' "Well," replied her husband, "100,000 may not be perfection, but It's nea enough to satisfy a man of my simple ta.,tcs." Careful Calculation. Mike." said Plodding Pete, "dere a farmer up do road dat Bays he'll give vou two dollars for a day's work." "What's de use of temptln" me when you know I ain't got do time. You orter understand dat out o' practise like I am. it 'ud take me at least sis weeks to do a day's work. "1 -Washing M0DE 0F garden of ede: Art Instructor Advises Women to 8tudy Leaves In Designing of Dresses. As all know, Eve, the first lady of the land, made herself a dress of llg leaves. The gown whs an Immense success, extremely fashionable; every woman alive wore It. Now, after all theso years, comes Henry Turner Bailey, who would re vive the fall mode of the garden ol Eden, says the Baltimore Star. At least, Mr. Bailey, head of the art in structlon department of the board of education. Implores women to study the leaves of plants and trees and model their gowns after them. "Women need not go to Paris for their gowns," said Mr. Bailey. "They can find the most exquisito Btyles by simply studying the weeds that grow In our back yards or the leaves of trees or ferns. If every part of a dress were as consistently harmonized in its rela tive lines as a leaf, that dress would be well worth wearing." If Mr. Bailey were not an art In structor he would be a baseball pitch er, for he knows nil about curves He proceeds to advise separately wo men slender as the lily, women buill like a cauliflower nnd women who are Just peaches. Says he: "It will not take any woman of taste very long to decide which leaf repre sents the stylo that becomes her fig ure. If she Is stout or Inclined to stoutness she will select as her In spiration and model those leaves or flowers that have the sharper angles and thinner curves. Take the white oak leaf, with every one of Its curves a reversed curve, and the woman to whom that kind of general design ap plies will have at once an inspiration. "For the woman of less pronounced type there may be found another in spiration In the bud of the lilac, which has gentle reversod curves all through It. Then again we find that the St. John's wort has a series of little ellipses all through its foliation. The delicate curves of the wild bean are extremely suggestive to any person who will study them, and It seems to me that tho average typo of American beauty could find in it an inspiration for a dress, just as the type inclined to stoutness would find an inspiration also in the common rosacea, or mem ber of the rose family." Wedding gowns will follow the curves of the orange ieaf, but widows who marry the second time will build their bridal dresses on the model ot the chestnut leaf. Small babies' long dresses will be curved as is the leaf of the milkweed. And so on. Man's Sense of Ambition. Although Imitation Is one of the great instruments used by Providence in bringing our nature towards Its perfection, yet if men gave them selves up to Imitation entirely, and each followed the other, and so on in B.11 eternal circle, It Is easy to see that there never could be any Im provement amongst them. Men must remain as brutes do, the same at the end as they are at this day, and that they were In the beginning of the world. To prevent this, God has implanted in man a sense of ambi tion, and a satisfaction arising from the contemplation of his excelling his fellows in something deemed valuable amongst them. It is this passion that drives men to all the ways wo see in use of signalizing themselves, and that tends to make whatever excites in a man tho Idea of this distinction so very pleasant. It has been so very strong as to make very miserable men take comfort that they were su preme in misery and certain it is that, where we cannot distinguish ourselves by something excellent, we begin to take a complacency in some singular infirmities, follies, or defects of one kind or other. Burke. London Literary Academy. One respects the nlne-and-twenty gentlemen who are to start the British Academy, and select the words we should use, and one wonders who shall be in the other eleven who make up the forty who shall finally try to stop the English language from taking Its own course. But our language has had its vagaries. It has gone through America and Judaism and Spain and well it is a compound of all the na- ticms on eartu. It's a greedy language and digests all words. It Invented Hindustani and the pigeon English of Shanghai. From the Babu to the nat uralized American negro, from the Maori to the Highlander, they talk EngllBh, and so many kinds of English. Each man brings his word from the various countries and continents and lays li on the counter at Charing cross. "That's English," he says. And on that counter are placed words from China or West Africa, from America or Australia, English words that have been annexed and imposed. There lsnt room here for a dictionary. 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