DAKOTA CITY HERALD DAKOTA CITY, NEB. JOHN H. REAM, Publlther. U JO.!-' J LX..-J LJ I 8EVEN OF THEM FURNISH THREE BONDS FOR $10,000 EACH. REFUSETODISCUSSCHARGES It It Intimated, However, that Meat Official Have Decided to Make a Firm Stand and Thorough Test of Cases Against Them. Chicago. Seven of the ten officials the Chicago packing companies In dieted by a federal grand Jury for vlo latlsn of the Sherman anti-trust law appeared la the federrl court Tuesday and gave ball for their appearance. Bach defendant was obliged to fur nish three bonds for $10,000 each. The three men who did not furnish ball are Leuls P. Swift, president of Swift & Ce., who Is In Europe; Thomas J. Con nors, superintendent of Armour & Co., who Is now returning from Europe, and Francis A. Fowler, department manager of Swift &. Co., who Is ill. Judge LandlB ordered bench war rants Issued for the defendants, but after attorneys for the absentees ex plained why they had failed to appear In court the order was recalled and the warrants were not Issued. The packing company officials re fused to discuss the charges made in the Indictments. All cave personal bonds signed by men who scheduled real estate In Cook county. Surety company bonds were refused by Judge LandlB, who ruled against them a year ngo. It Is said that the packers will mnke ao plea until the return from Europe of Louis Swift Then a conference will probably be held by the indicted men. While no person representing the packers would make a statement, It was reported at the federal building that the big meat Interests had de cided to make a thorough test of the rresent cases. Without admitting that there exists any combination contrary to the Sherman law, they will contend that it Is impossible to conduct the packing business on different lines, and that any association of the packing companies In a holding company Is one by which the consumer Is the chief beneficiary. JAIL BREAK IS FRUSTRATED Alleged Newark, Ohio, Lynchers At tempt to Saw Their Way Out Newark, O. What Is thought to have been an attempt to liberate the fifty or more men who aro in jail here on charges of participating In the re cent lynching of Cnrl Ethrrlngton was frustrated by Sheriff Stabaugh Tues day. Three men in an automobile halted in front of the Jail and began tinkering with the machine, cutting off the muffler and running the engine so that a terrific noifie resulted. Under cover of this, prisoners be gan to file the bars of the upper sec tion of the Jail. Their actions were discovered by the sheriff and after the safety of his prisoners had been as sured he left for Columbus to notify the state authorities of the attempt. The Fisheries Award. The Hague. The award of the In ternatlonal court of arbitration in the Newfoundland fisheries case became Irrevocable with the expiration of the five days allowed for an appeal without either the United States or Great Rrlt aln having entered a protest against the findings. ' Polndexter Nominated. Seattle, Wash. The Insurgents' vie tory in the Republican state primaries has exceeded all expectations. Mllus Polndexter of Spokane, one of the most radical Insurgents in the house has been nominated for United States senator by a plurality which his head' quarters In this city estimate at 30,000 Presides at Disinterment. Montreal. Cardinal Vannutelll pre sided at the disinterment of the body of Mother Marguerite Bourdeol, found er of the Order of Congregation of No tre Dame, who will be canonized The remains were Identified by the cardinal, who subsequently placed his seal on the casket. Sioux City Live Stock Market. Sioux City. Tuesdays quotations en the Sioux City live stock market follow: Top beeves, $7.40. Top hogs, 19.20. No One Is Injured. Roanoke, Va. A special train on the Norfolk & Western railroad bearing President L. E. Johnson and General Manager N. D. Maher was wrecked at Delorme, W. Va. Neither President Johnson nor Mr. Maher were injured Rains Cause Heavy Losses. Stockholm. Destructive rains have caused heavy losses In the southern province of Scandla. Much grain has been ruined and the sugar beet crop hag suffered severely. Ready to Enter Office. . Washington, D. C George E. Rob erts has returned to Washington to take his former position as director of the mint after on absence of three years. His appointment by President Taft wait announced several days ago, Lucius Tuttle Rce'gns. ltobtou. Lucius Tuttle resigned tb presidency of the Boston and Main railroad. -Charles S. Mellen, pretldeut of the New York. New Haven &. Hart ford railroad. U acting president of the Uoston ft Uuliio. PACKERS COU l(fH tL35 1T1. 1 MERCHANT PRINCE? w J Unattainable! Not a bit of w It, for most of the merchant $ princes have started In right w down at the bottom Just how w your boy, by becoming a mes- J senger or a parcel wrapper, In a big department store, can w travel along the glittering road a to head buyer or general man- J ager of a great retail business J tr Also, how he may Improve his J education and get healthful J recreation while he Is going w J upward, step by step. J By C. W. JENNINGS. w MERCHANT PRINCE Does 4 t h n nhraaa (oranlv rl o H r r I ru tlve of great commercial power and attendant "Jit rt0088. sound too formld- uui 10 you IU UW'J IU your own boy even In your most am bitious dreama regarding his life's workT Yet it is a fact that most Americans who have been designated as merchant princes, since the day when the phrase was made famous as applied to A. T. Stewart, have sprung from the ranks of the wage earners, many of them winning their way to this distinction in spite of poverty and other equally hazardous handicaps, Also, it Is a fact that most of them have learned the business, of which they are hailed as masters, from the ground up, starting In such lowly post tlons as cash boys, even. The careers of the men who have given us our big retail stores our department stores thus go to prove that It is entirely reasonable for you to dream of, and plan for your boy to be, a merchant prince some day. Also, these careers should convince your boy and you, too that it is not so difficult to become a merchant prince as he and you may have been led to believe at least, not so difficult to make the atart and get on appreciable distance along the filtering highway. It all rests wffh the hoy himself, and the first thing Incumbent on him Is not to look askance at work that will probably make him appear less Im posing fhnn wns the cash boy, even, In the days before he "wns displaced In the big retail stores by mechanical money carriers. For your boy's first Job If he decides that be wants to become a merchant prince will be that of messenger, or parcel wrapper, or helper to a buyer, or stock boy, and he will get anywhere from four to seven dollars a week, according to his natural ability. It Is universally recognized econ omy for a store to promoto its em ployees as rapidly as they are worthy of It, since it Is a well known business law that it is easier for an employer to find beginners than experienced men. Therefore, from his humble be ginnings as messenger or parcel wrap per, a boy who is ordinarily bright and chock full of ambition will no! be long becoming a full-fledged sales man behind one of the Iobs important counters and earning eight to twelve dollars a week. There are plenty of cases where bright boys have been salesmen within a year after enter ing a department store as messenger or parcel wrapper. Of course, 1 am talking of boys who know the three R's fairly well and long to know them better; who are from fourteen to six teen years of age when they begin their life's work; and who, when they filled out their applications for em ployment, were well recommended by the family doctor, the family minister and other folks whose word carries weight with big employers. In most Btates child-labor laws will not permit boys or girls under fourteen or six teen years to take up the taRk of earn ing their dally bread. After a clerkship has been attained and Ua work fully mastered and Im proved, if possible, there are two pretty distinct lines of advancement in department store life that lead to the Merchandise Kingdoms. One is the executive end, which has entire charge of the business; the other Is the buying department. There is lit tle choice in point of reward, though there Is more public honor in being known as the head of a great busi ness. However, the head buyer for a large establishment Is always a man of such proved attainments that he virtually commands his own salary. He has grown up through every department of merchandise knows all about where and how It Is produced, its cost etc., and has to keep in close touch, through his own private sources of Information and bis assist ants, with exceptional opportunities for getting large quantities of gnoilf at the lowest possible prices. It Is a great stroke for a buyer to discover where a fine lot of goods can be acquired at a bargain; for nowhere Is competition more keen than In the merchandise business, and such a stroke will enable a store to get ahead of Us rivals. Indeed, It Is in the power of the buyer to save his house thou sands of dollars annually; Just as his mistakes will have the reverse effect. It Is by no means an overstatement to say that the success or failure of the greatest as well as the smallest department stores rests largely upon the ability and faithfulness of the buy ing end. And the head of this branch Is quite as much the Merchant Prince, though possibly not so picturesque, its the general manager. If your boy wishes to follow tip this buying end, he goes to the stock de pertinent, after he has had consider able experience at selling, and be comes an assistant buyer In one of the branches. From here, after get ting a pretty intimate knowledge of r 11 TT J Ti e 4 ' Its details, he goes to another branch, and so on, and before long finds him self a sort of general overseer, then an assistant to the head buyer, and finally reaches that coveted goal him self. In some stores, however, the differ ent departments are run more sep arately, there being a distinct head buyer for the grocery, the millinery, the men's clothing, the hardware, the crockery and other departments, who set together at times and confer with the general manager. In such case there Is no formal head buyer by that title, his functions being performed by the general manager. The salary of a buyer for a department varies all the way from $1,500 to $3,000 and sometimes Is two and three times that number of dollars a year, according t.o the Importance of the department. It Is quite likely, however, that your boy will prefer to work up through the executive end, as to be a head buyer requires special talents In the way of dealing with outsiders and striking shrewd bargains that only the exceptional young man possesses. And bo, after his salesmanship, he will become a floorwalker at any where from $15 to $25 a week. This man has direct charge of the salesmen and saleswomen in his particular de partment, and Is In direct line for an assistant superlntendency. The lat ter, under the superintendents, are heads of floors or entire departments of certain lines of goods, and super vise the floorwalkers. Their salaries are from $25 to $40 or so a week, while the superintendents get as high as $.1,000 or $4,000 n year. Then come the assistant managers, managers, and finally the general manager of the entire business at any salary the house can ntTord to pay, It Is a fact that In some large stores not even (he president of the United States has much financial advantage over li f in. Now, all this is open to tne ooy who makes his first little start as a mes senger; lor, as I have already said, it is always to the advantage of any store to select Its executive heads from the employees when they show sufficient capacity, n would be ase- less to attempt to give names of big department store managers who have risen from the bottom; for, llko Sol fridge, the lanious London merchant. who began wrapping parcels In a lit tle American store, most of them started at the very beginning. The boy that makes his beginning now, however, has nn advantage over those ol previous generations; for he In better trained by his employers and has more opportunities. It Is not at all uncommon for young men to have become floorwalkers or assistant su perintendents by the time they are twenty-five or thirty, respectively. It all depen.ls upon a boy making the best of his opportunities, which have been greatly Increased during the last few years by the establish ment of real schools In connection with the department stores. Thus, here Is being solved one of the most vital problems that confront the poor man who cannot afford to let his boys go to more than the veriest rudimentary schools, and some of them not that, but has to have their help In supporting the family. It la sidved because the boy Is earning a salary In a business in which he can grow as far as he has It in him, even to getting thousand;! of dollars a year; and at the same time ho can acquire a good, ordinary education. This schooling Is looked upon In the stoics that have worked It out as being a pretty good try-out for the new-comers. If a ' boy is dilatory In his studies, or not tidy, or shirks, or manifests symptoms of dishonesty In his school Itl'e, be is not apt to be dif ferent in his work, and he must over tome these tendencies if he expects to get tar. in the store through promotion. If, hov.over, he Is In earnest in hla endeavors, and determined to get all he can In his pcliooling, and apply the lessons learned to his work, his future will be easy and ho will become a suc cessful, valuable American citizen, an honor to himself and to bis country. And while he is making this progress he will have the advantage of school opportunities furnished by literary and social clubs fostered by his em ployer; concerts, recreation and lunch rooms, and annual vacations under pay, probably at resorts established by the store proprietors features not p.lvfii, as a rule, to employees In ither llneB. (Copyright, 1910, by the Associated Lltetrary Press.) Won't Economize on Daylight. A year ago quite a furore was mads over the proposed plan, which If not to prolong our lives was literally to lengthen our days by Betting the clock hands an hour ahead in early summer and back again to first prin ciples when the sun resumed getting up late mornings. The daylight-saving bill was seriously considered la parliament, but failed to become law, although ltirmlnghaom, England, and Cincinnati. ).. actually puBsed ordi nances. Moth cities after a futile at tempt to infoive the undesirable meas ure, repealed It. The idea, which lika most fads, was not without Its good features, was given the widest posst ble publicity in the press, but publlo opinion was against It The Interest Ing thin is low soon the pendulum swings to the other extreme, for In the space of 12 months a most talked of Incident has tiecoiue the most for gotten Popular Mechanics. St. Peter's Retains Supremacy. tt Peter's, fct Koine, reared centur ies before the age of neam and eleo tiliity began. Is still the biggest of churches, the most colossal of ail duces of worship. NatiOIial Banker Criticises M Conduct of eiiaCe American People Iy JOS. T. TALRERT, Vice President of National City Hunk, New York I i XTKAVAGAXCE has El is in fact becoming a national menace. There does not appear aujTWiii-ic iu tiisi in uh: euuuuei. oi uauuuai, municipal or individual affair, that appreciation of the economical and pru dent use of resources and that adjustment of expenditures to means and incomes which alway has been found necessary to the support of prosperity and to the maintenance of a condi tion of solvency. We are squandering on pleasure vehicles annually sums iff of money running into hundred of millions of dollars. The initial eost of automobiles to American ujwis amounts to not leas than $210,000,000 a year. The upkeep and oiher neorsaary expenditures as well as incidentals, which would not otherwise be incurred, amount to at least as much more. This vast sum is equivalent in actual economic waste each year to more than the value of property destroyed in the San Francisco fire perhaps to twice aa much. ThU sum, as large as it is, doe not include the whole economic loss growing out of this single item of indul gence. The thousands of young and able-bodied men employed in manu facturing machines and in running ami caring for cars are all withdrawn from productive usefulness; they become consumers of our diminishing surplus products and constitute an added burden to the producers. The economic influence of this withdrawal from the producing and addition to the consuming class, is bound to be manifested in a tendency to higher prices. Ita effect already must be considerable, and is comparable only to the maintenance of an enormous standing army. Thousands upon thousands of our people, frenzied by desire for pleasure and crazed by passion to spend, have mortgaged their homes, pledged their life insurance policies, withdrawn their hard-earned savings from banks to buy automobiles ; and have thereby converted their modest assets into expanding and devouring liabilities. The spectacle is astounding. Location of Original "Old Glory .99 By GEORGE A. VJNTON Chicago Glory post, No. 70S, G. A. II., of Chicago, of which I am a member, and Commander W. W. Fletcher the founder and organizer. At our next open meeting I, as Mrs. Roland's representative, will present her rich donation to Old Glory post. We do not indorse the statement that the "Essex Institute of Salem, Mass., has the original 'Old Glory.' " I have the documents and facts to disprove it, and W. U. Summers of Tark Eidge, 111., near Chicago, who ma-ried Capt. William Driver's daughter, also has the facts and more documents and small shreds of the flag, which he will also donate to Old Glory post at our next open meeting. Farm Boys Should Be Given More Fun By C. S. MORGAN Diytea, Ohio circus nor even to the county seat, except on rare occasions and then only for business reasons. We were not even allowed to play baseball because father thought it was time wasted. The few little, pitiful pleasures we had were all stolen and in time we began to hate the farm and everything connected with it. I am sorry that father did not see things in a different light, because if he had given us a hoy's chance we would all have been with him yet." Protect Against Awful Forest Fires By ALEX. TRUESDALE means, these hardy pioneers who hew out a home in the almost impenetrable wild and make fertile farms in the most unfavorable sections for agriculture. Year after year the newspapers are filled with graphic accounts of disastrous forest fires in the northern and western states of the Union. Many Benefits Derived From Boxing By DYES HALTER Many of our prominent citizens arc firm advocates of all athletic games and exercises and boxing is certainly as healthful a sport as football, cricket, basketball and many other of our most popular sports. And by contrasting the number of fatalities on both sides boxing is seen not to be a bit more dangerous. To be a good boxer one must be clean physically and to be clean physically one cannot be unclean morally. There is nothing like our old-fashioned fair fist fights to test a youth's '.mettle or prepare him for tLo greater tests to come later on in life. become not onlv a national vie but It is true that Capt. William Drivei first named the stars and stripes "Old Glory" in 1831, as a recent article said, but the original flag is now in the possession of his daughter, Mrs. Mary F. D. Poland of Wells, Nev. I have in my keeping the portrait of that stanch old unionist, who saved "Old, Glory" from being destroyed in Nashville, Teun., during the civil war, and I have shreds of that same "Old Glory" and all the facts and history that Mrs. Koland has most kindly and generously donated to Old A son of my neighbor left the farm when he was eighteen years old and came back from the city on a visit the other day. Jfe has not succeeded very well in the city f.nd has an intense love for farm life, but lacks the capital to buy a farm and start right. I asked why he left the old homo stead and he replied, "Because it is oil work and no profit. My brothers and I led a hard life. Father did not mean to lie an unkind man but he secmeTl to have forgotten that he liad ever been a bov him self. We were never allowed to go to a Speaking of the conservation of out natural resources, what greater resource is at stake than the welfare of our hardy pio neers ? Up in the wilderness, away from the pathway of civilization,' are men with brains and brawn. Their wives aro with them and their children are growing up in the same surroundings that our fore fathers had. They are making sacrifices and endur ing hardships and privations. Usually they are men of very limited I believe that boxing is in a large sense responsible for the fact that the young men of America and Great Britain are su perior to Uio young men of Mexico or Spain. If two young Americans or Eng lishmen have a quarrel, it is quickly set tled by a fair fist fight But let two Mexi cans (although not all are so) get into a quarrel and knives are likely to flash and inside of five or ten minutes one or prob ably both of them are hustled off to the hospital. In Mexico there are hardly ever any prize fights. I II f ?! f total Mendacious Reprtnted from sn article by Theodora Roosrvelt In Th Outlook tir nnrta1 rr.ngtment with Th Outlook, of which Theodora RooaevHt Is ?ContrfbuUni fcdltor. Copyright. 1010. by Tha Outlook Company. All Rights Raaervad! In the New York Evening Tost of Friday, August 26, there appeared In an editorial article the following state ments: " 1 will make the corporations come to time,' shouted Roosevelt to the mob. But did he not really mean that he would make them come down with the cash to elect him, as he did beforeT For a man with Mr. Roose velt's proved record It Is simply dis gusting humbug for him to rant about the corporations upon whose treasur ers he fawned when he waa president and wanted their money for his cam paign. Does he think that nobody has a memory which goes hack to the life Insurance Investigations, and that everybody has forgotten the $50,000 taken from widows and orphans and added to Theodore Roosevelt's polit ical corruption fund? Did he not take a big check from the Beef trust, and glad to get It? And now he is going to make the corporations come to time! One can have respect for a sin cere radical, for an honest fanatic, for an agitator or leveler who believes that he Is doing God's will; but It Is hard to be patient with a man who talks big but acts mean, whose eye is always to the main chance politically, and who lets no friendship, no gen erosity, no principle, no moral scruple stand for a moment between himself and the goal upon which he has set his overmastering ambition. ' 'This champion of purity, this roar er for political virtue, is the man who was for years, when in political life, hand In glove with the worst political corruptlonlsts of his day; who toailed to Piatt, who praised Quay, who paid court to Hanna; under him as presi dent Aldrieh rose to the height of his power, always on good teijrns with Roosevelt; it was Roosevelt who, in 190(5, wrote an open letter urging the re-election of Speaker Cannon, against whom mutterings had then begun to rise; It was Roosevelt who asked liar riman to come to the White Houao secretly, who took his money to buy votes in New York, and who after wards wrote to "My Dear Sherman" yes, the same Sherman reviling the capitalist to whom ho had previously written saying: "You and I are prac tical men.' " The Evening Post is not In itself suf ficiently Important to warrant an an swer, but as representing a class with whose hostility it is necessary to' reck on in any genuine movement for do cent government. It Is worth while to speak of it. There are plenty of wealthy people In this country, and of Intellectual hangers-on of wealthy peo ple, who are delighted to engage in any movement for reform which does not touch the wickedness of certain great corporations and of certain men of great wealth. People of this class will be In favor of any aesthetic move ment; they will favor any movement against the small grafting politician, against the grafting labor leader, or any man of that stamp; but they can not be trusted the minute that the re form assumes sufficient dimensions to Jeopardize so much of the established order of things as gives an unfair and Improper advantage to the great cor poration, and to those directly and in directly responsive to its wishes and dependent upon It. The Evening Post and papers of the same kind, and the people whose views they represent, would favor attacking a gang of small bosses who wish to control the Re publican party; but they would, as the Evening Post has shown, far rather sec these small bosses win than see a movement triumph which alms not merely at the overthrow of the small political boss, but at depriving the corporation of Its Improper Influence over politics, depriving the man of wealth of any advantage beyond that which belongs to him as a simple American citizen. They would be against corporations only after such corporations had been caught In the crudest kind of criminality. I have never for one moment- count ed upon the support of the Evening Post or of those whom It represents In the effort for cleanliness and de cency within the Republican party, be cause the Evening Post would support such a movement only on condition that It was not part of a larger move ment for the betterment of social con ditions. But this is not all. In the struggle for honest polities there Is no more a place for a liar than there is for the thief, and in a movement de signed to put an end to the dominion of the thief but little good can be de rived from the assistance of the liar. Of course objection will made to my use of this language. My answer Is that I am using it merely scientifi cally and descriptively, and because no other terms express the ffcets with the necessary precision. In the ar ticle tn which the Evening Post comes Doubtful Proposition. "The Bohemian life is the one that Is frank and sincere," said the man with the artistic temperament. "Perhaps," replied the practical youth. "But I can't help having my doubts about the frankness and sincer ity of anybody who tries to convince you that he enjoys being broke." Noncommittal. Lawyer Did the prisoner when he stabbed his victim seem to recognize him? Witness Well, be cut him dead. Journalism to the defense of those in present con trol of the Republican party In New York state, whom It has affected to oppose In the past, the Evening Post through whatever editor personally wrote the article, practised every known form of mendatAty. Probably the Evening Post regard the decalogue aa outworn; but if It will turn to It and read the eighth and ninth commandments, It will see that bearing false witness Is condemned aa strongly aa theft Itself. To take but one Instance out of the many In this article, the Evening Post says: "It waa Roosevelt who asked Harrlman to come to the White House secretly, who took hla money to buy votes In Now York, and who afterwards wrote to 'My Dear Sherman yes, the same Sherman reviling the capitalist to whom he had previously written, say ing: 'You and I are practical men." Not only Is every Important statement In this sentence false, but the writer who wrote It knew It was false. As far as I was concerned, every man visited the White House openly, and Mr. Harrlman among the others. I took no money from Mr. Harrlman se cretly or openly to buy votes or for any other purpose. Whoever wrote the article in the Evening Post la question knew that this was the foul est and basest lie when he wrote the sentence, for he quotes the same let ter in which I had written to Mr. Har rlman as follows: 'What I have to say to you can be said to you as well after election aa before, but I would like to see you some time before I write my message." I am quoting without the letter before tne, but the quotation is substantially, if not ver bally, accurate. That statement in this letter to Harrlman is of course on its face absolutely Incompatible with any thought that I wns asking him for campaign funds, for it. Is of course out of the question that I could tell him equally well what T had to say after election If it referred in any possible way to getting money before election. This Is so clear that any pretense of misunderstanding is proof positive of the basest dishonesty in whoever wrote the article in question. As a matter of fact, when Mr. Harrl man called it was to complain that the national committee would not turn, over for the use of the state cam paign In which ho was interested funds to run that campaign, and to ask me to tell Cortelyou to give him aid for the state campaign. Mr. Cor telyou is familiar with the facts. In other words, the statement of the Eve ning Post Is not only false and malt clous, Is not only In direct contradic tion of the facts, but Is such that It could only have been made by a man who, knowing the facts, deliberately Intended to pervert them. Such an act stands on a level of Infamy with the worst act ever performed by a corrupt member of the legislature or city official, and stamps the writer with the same moral brand that stamps the bribo-taker. I have seen only a telegraphic ab stract of the article, apparently con taining quotations from It. Practical ly every statement made In these quotations is a falsehood. To but one more shall I allude. The article speaks of my having attacked corporations, and, referring directly tc my Ohio speeches, of my having "sought to Inflame the mob and make mischief." In those speeches the prime stand I took was against moy violence, aa shown by the labor people who are engaged In controversy with a corporation. My statement was In effect that the first duty of the state and the first duty of the officials was to put down disorder and to put down mob violence, and that after such action had been taken, then It was the duty of officials to investigate the cor poration, and if It had done wrong to make It pay the penalty of Its wrongs and to provide against the wrongdo ing In the future. It is but another Instance of the peculiar baseness, the peculiar moral obliquity, of the Eve ning Post that It should pervert the truth In so shameless a fashion. THEODORE ROOSEVELT. Cheyenne. Wyo., AUKUnt 27, 1910. The Oely Way. "Why did he leave all his money to the black sheep of the family?" "He said the other children were too good to go to jail." "Well?" "And he wanted to fix It so the black Bheep would be too rich." Pa's Idea of It. Utile Willie Say, pa, what Is pride? Pa Pride, my son, Is walking with a gold-headed cane when you are not lame. Right Off the Reel. "When is an actor not an actor? asked the man with tho conundrum habit. The man who had passed the after noon at a vaudeville house never hesi tated a minute. "About nine times out of ten," he replied. A Conservative. "Do you take much Interest In these new thought movements?" "No. There's a great deal of old thought I don't understand ret.'