DAKOTA CITY HERALD DAKOTA CITY, NEB. JOHN H. REAM, Publisher. LARGE AND SMALL FAMILIES. Where the population la largely agri cultural and Isolated, and where labor Is icarce, the husbandman la proud to raise a large family,, for the bays In time wilt help to lift the labor from his shoulders, and alao there is always plenty cf work for tho girls to do about jthe farm. Moreover, food Is plentiful and other desires are few. Hut no such jstimultis for a large family exists In nirban life, where It Is often necessary to live In a flat, the very limitations of which point to the inadvlsablllty of a numerous progeny, says Indianapolis (Star. Moreover, as the Individual rises In the social scale former desires fcecome present needs. The coming; of numerous children would mean tho sacrifice of these nneds by the parents, the descent to a lower standard of liv ing, and the parents will not consent. Finally science has shown that a mall family well taken care of makes a better showing In future generations than a large family poorly looked fter. The fewer children of the well-'provlded-for family will actually show a more numerous progeny In the third generation than will the underfed and neglected children of the larger family. Eugenics is a big question, and a con scientious Investigation of It will con vince anyoae that dogmatlo assertion In that field Is a hazardous perform ance. It Is a general rule In biology that species with the most numerous offspring are those that bring fewest perfect and efficient Individuals to ma turity. A Rhode Island traveling agent who was disappointed In the demand In a certain section for the flreless cookers which hj was offering, discovered that the farmers of "Little Rhody" have taken to the use of their incubators for summer coking. Like the discovery of roast pig in China, this utilization of the incubator was the result of acci dent A husband who had forgotten to put on the pork and beans In accord-, ance with a promise to a wife "out; hopping," dashed the beans Into an in-; cubator, thus saving his bacon at the : xpense of a few chicks which were, called out to death in a fervent pork-and-beans atmosphere. The idea of both raising and cookhig chickens in incubators la depressing to the manu facturers of tireless cookers. President Tafl has signed orders which provide for the further with drawal of coal lands from entry and. appropriation for mining purposes. The aggregate of such withdrawals now reaches over 71,500,000 acres. This means that the enormous area in question Is to be preserved by the gov ernment for disposition in the future! and that it is not to fall into the hands of grasping monopolists, says Troy, Times. Coal lands may be open to ag-' ricultural entry, but the rich deposits underneath are to remain public prop-! erty, subject to such arrangement as. may be made lu thejeneral interest The ramming of the gunboat Cas tlne which as a result lies on the beach ' at Provlncetown, Mass., full of water, : waa due to a miscalculation in mimic ; warfare similar to that which caused' the sinking of the French submarine Pluvlose and the drowning of her en-' Ure crew. But In the case of the Bo nlta, which struck the CasUne, the mistake was made in the line of duty, . whereas the loss of the Pluvlose was due to a "fool trick" on the part oti her commander, who miscalculated , when attempting to dive under a pas-: senger steamer merely for spectacular effect The first sham battle in the air Is reported from Vincennes, France, where balloons carried guns to the height of 825 feet and discharged them. One of the contending balloons was compelled to retreat, and both bal loons happily outlived the sham battle, which. was remarkable chiefly for this latter denouement. Congress In to have another prince : as delegate from Hawaii, but neither he nor his country can be supersti tious, for his name Is Jonah. It does not follow, however, that his entrance into our national deliberations will be followed by a wall. A physician says that going on the stage Is a sure cure for the blues. Somebody ought to protest against this p-eBcrlblng for the individual at the expense of the public. There has been a gain of 114,000, 000 in the value of Imports during the past eleven months, not including the diamonds and things that were missed by tha Inspectors at Nev York. In Russia It Is against the law to marry more than five times. Even In Russia we can't see why such a law should be necessary. In London they say that a man should allow bis wife one-fifth of his income. Here, she gets five-fifths. Butter is getting so haughty that It will soon scorn to be known as one of Ithe necessities of life. : Three New York balloonist have (disappeared. Now their friends are up in the air. la it not time to set down killing ty automobile in the list of prevent-' able diseases? Bee that your Ice cream cone wears he pure- food label. Ame oon RADFOIIX Edlto Mr. WlUlam A. Jladford will answer questions and glva advice KUEE OF COST on all subjects pertaining to tho subject of building (or the renders of this paper. On account of his wide expe rience as Editor, Author and Manufac turer, ha la, without doubt, the highest authority on all these subjects. Address all Inquiries to William A. Radford, No. m Fifth Ave., Chicago, III., and only enclose two-cent stamp for reply. The subject of cement construction for homes has attracted much atten tion among architects in the last few years, and on account of the popular demand for such houses is bound tore main In the front. There Is no ques Uon that the well-built cement house Is both economical and sanitary. It s warm In winter and cool In sum Iraer. Now, lest there be some preju jdlce in the mind of any reader, It may toot be out of place to make a little reference to one of the aspects of the cement construction field that may romove that prejudice, or help to, at ileast. It is a fact that some poor work has been done, especially with concret blocks. A campaign was made over the country a few years ego by the machinery men who had concrete block machinery to s;ll urg ing every man to buy a machine and go Into the business of making blocks. Alluring inducements even were of fered, and thousands of men bought machines who were no more fitted to make concrete blocks as they should bo made, than they were to crochot fancy work. The making of good concrete, whether in the form of blocks or In walls, is no boy's job. It requires Intelligence, Just as any con struction work does. Now, the con crete block sl.j'jld not be condemned tor what the offenders agulnst It have done. It Is human nature to judge things by their worst aspects. And the men who made blocks that absorb water or crumble have done a grout mischief to thd block. There are throughout the country thousands of well built concrete, block houses that iwill stand forever and are moisture fcroof. Hut one poor house will create n adverse Impression that a dozen food houses cannot overconc. The writer knows of many fine cement bouses that attest the value of cement in home construction. Cement is pliable and capable of being adapted to nearly any design the architect tnay select. I Cement houses require no repairs whatever, and the older they get the paore nearly like stone they become. Penient work placed in the Coliseum of Rome is as strong today as it was First Floor Flan 1,000 years ago w uon It was put there. Bo In selecting the materials for the construction of a home or even of any other structuro that It I desired should be lasting no better material than cement can be selected. Now, for cement construction the design of the home shown here Is per fectly adapted. This house may be built of eight-inch concrete blocks for the walls and for the porch, and ' the rouud porch columns may be of molded cement. The design calls for an elaborate basement. Here the furnace room will be located and also the kitchen, toilet, a laundry and coal bin. On the main floor there 1 a good sized living room, a dlnlnz' room and two bedroom. The size of the house Is 23 feet 6 Inches wide and 37 feet long. If It la possible site should be selected for the bouse where gravel will be avallnblo on the ground for the making of the blocks. This can be taken from the excava tion for the basement. If that is done It will greatly reduce the cost. The blocks should all be made In ad vance and allowed plenty of time to cure. The secret of making a concrete block that will be Impervious to wa ter is to use a well graded gravel, that is, a gravel In which the stones vary in site from sand to stones a halt inch in diameter. The cement should be sound and plenty of It CI'J-rr?-,r " u1"" utJ, li" " I Laundry V 1 I mi, I Kitchen 1 r f"idL I TVKNACE(RODIA ' I I J! "Coal Bin I I r 1 A T- tf. . nxu3 xj. y vi should bo used, with a waterproofing of hydratcd lime in the face. The mix ing should be thorough and plenty of water should be used. If theso direc tions are followed a block will result that will be waterproof. While the blocks are curing they should be sprin kled three times a day for a week or ten days without fail. The design also Is adapted for con struction of frame either with tht S"""1 Tttt Porch .kr,: Second Floor Flaa uaunl siding on the outside or with a cement stucco finish. If cement stuo co Is used cliJier wooden lath can be placed over furring strips with tar ir,p"i- underneath or metal lath can !,e used. "Doital Divination." ' In I'nria the theory that man's soul and also woman's, is revealed by the length, shape, Inclination and spacing of the teeth has been put forward by certain dentl-ttphyslcians, and society Is greedily granting ut the novelty. The new method of "dental divlna tU.n" is derbii-ed to be much more cer lain than n iliiiistry. mind reading, (jh: eno'egy or huch okl-lufliloned dl veiton.s us fortune telling by cards mhI teaejiis One newspaper an- ounces that inviiailoiis are already out or dentoinacy Knance." Here :!n, yi)nw 0f tui "secrets" which the cw KCien,.e" professes to lay bare: iAH.y, ;,riow leelli indicate vnlty; tn 8llinii Spn:u ated and very white .ire a certain sign of inconstancy and fickle character; long, irregular teeth, projecting forward, are an Index of avarice and egoism; small, uneven teeth Indicate an uncertain disposi tion, with (i tendency to nervousness; Untruthfulness Is shown by teeth which crowd and overlap. Walking Is Fashionable. Carriages and motor cars for shop ping and short-distance visits are for the moment In dl.ifavor In London and tho latest fad ana ng women is to walk. One of the reasons for this is that owing to the largo number of canceled social engagements as a re sult of the national mourning women have tlmo to shop with leisure and comfort. Instead oi rushing from con cert to reception, etc., every after- j noon, they make Informal culls on old friends. Usually in the season the London society womnu rarely walks a step. She has neither time nor Inclin ation. Phyticlans are encouraging the fad and are doing their best to make deli cate patients try It. They are recom mending It us a cure for jaded nurves. Slowly, but surely walking Is becom ing the most fashionable pursuit of this dull season. Women will make time to wulk, It la predicted, and Knglund will once more bo able to boast of her feminine pe destrians who do their ten miles a day euFlly, as they :sed to do 20 yeurs ago. New York Sun. Mr. Carnegie's Coat of Arms. A finely finished drawing, represent ative of both the weuver's and the shoemaker's craft. In which is Intro duced the shuttle and the knife, the Scotch ihUHe uud the boar's bead the weaver's coat of arms has Jusl been placed iu u position of honor Id Bklbo t-astlM. On tho occasion of the drive lust samm.-r. which Is annually provided by Mr. Carnegie to the old folks ut lils nutive town, who have been connecied with hand loom weav ing, the Laird of Sklbo wrote recall ing the fact that his ancestors on his father's side were weavers, und on his mother's tide shoemakers, and that his emblems of nobility would naturally be n weuver's shuttle crossed by a f hoe-r.akrr's knife. "Some of the old weavers," Mr. Carnegie added, "may itlnU ever a proper motto." Westmiuster Gaxetltv EED UCDM Dining Km I (oath FHtJ jf HD-. .- r.-. TJ- I' "a LIVING CM"! I io-a nn o J ROOSEVELT TALKS TO THIERS First Address of His Tour Deliv ered Near Utica, N. Y. PROBLEMS OF COUNTRY LIFE Danger 8een, In the Growth of Cities -Plea Made for the Farm Laborer and the Farmer's Wife. Utica, N. Y., Aug. 23. Theodore Roosevelt arrived here this afternoon with bis party In the private car Re public for the first stop and address of his tour through the west. A tre mendous crowd was at the station to greet the former president and he was given an enthusiastic welcome. The entire party boarded trolley cars at once and proceeded to Orisk any, nine miles outside the city, and thence to Summit park, a mile further on, where Mr. Roosevelt spoke to tho farmers of Herkimer and Oneida counties. The agriculturists were out In great numbers and brought with them their entire families, making the affair a gala event. Mr. Roosevelt Is extremely popular with the farmers because of the deep interest he has shown In the problem of battering farm life conditions, if for no other reason. He was listened to with closest attention and his remarks were accorded frequent applause. He spoke as follows: There are no two public questions of more vital Importance to the future of this country than the problem of conser vation a,nd the problem of the betterment of rural life. Moreover, these two prob lems are really Interdependent, for nei ther of them can be successfully solved save on condition that there la at least a measurable success In the effort to solve tho other. In any (Treat country the prime physical asset the physical as set more valuable than any other Is the fertility of the soli. Alt our Industrial and commercial welfare, all our material development of every kind, depends In the last resort upon our preserving and increasing the fertility of the Soli. This of course, means the conservation of the soil as the great natural resource: and equally, of course. It furthermore Implies the development of country life, for there cannot be a permanent Improvement of the soil If the life of those who live on It. and make their living out of It, Is suffered to starve and languish, to be come, stunted and weazened and Interior to the type of life lived elsewhere. We are now trying to preserve, not for ex ploitation by Individuals, but for tha per manent benefit of the whole people, the waters and tho forests, and we are do ing this primarily as a means of adding to the fertility of the soil; although In each case there Is a great secondary use both of the water and of the forests for commercial and Industrial purposes. In the same way It Is essential for the fnrm ers themselves to try to broaden the life of the man who lives In the open country; to make It more attractive; to give it eveair adjunct and aid to development which has heea given to the life of the man of the cities. Therefore, friends, the conservation and rural life policies are really two sides of the same policy; and down at bottom this policy rests upon the fundamental law that neither man nor nation can prosper unless. In dealing with the present, he steadily take thought for the future, Problem of Cities' Growth. In one sense this problem with which we have to deal Is very, very old. Wher ever civilizations have hitherto sprung up they have always tended to go through certain stages and then to fall. No nation can develop a "real civilization without cities. I'p to a certain point the city movement Is thoroughly healthy; yet It Is a strange and lamentable fact that al ways hitherto after this point has been reached the city has tended to develop at the expense of the country by draining the country of what Is best In it. and making an Insignificant return for this best. In consequence. In the past, every civilization tn Its later stages has tend ed really to witness those conditions un der which "the cities prosper and the men decay." There are ugly signs that these tendencies are at work In this na tion of ours. But very fortunately we see now what never 'befuro was seen In any civilization an aroused and alert public Interest In the problem, a recog nition of Its gravity and a desire to at tempt tts solution. The problem does not consist merely In the growth of the city. Such a growth In Itself Is a good thing and not a bad thing for tha country. The problem con sists In the growth of the city at the ex pense of the country; and, even where this Is nof the rase. In so great an equal ity of growth In power aid Interest as to make the city mora attractive than the country, and therefore apt to drain the country of the people who ought to live therein. The human side of the rural life prob lem la to make the career of the farmer and the career of the farm laborers as at tractive and as remunerative as corre sponding curers In the city. Now, I am well aware that the farmer must himself take the lead In bringing this about. A century and a quarter ago the wise Eng lish farmer, Arthur Young, wrote of the efforts to Improve French wool: "A culti vator at the head of a sheep farm of 1,000 or 4,000 acres would In a few years do more for their wools than all the aca demicians anil philosophers will effect In tan centuries." It is absurd to think that any man who has studied the subject on ly theoretically is fit to direct those who practically work at the matter. But, friends. I wish to Insist to you here to you practical men, who own and work your farrs that It Is an equally perni cious absurdity for the practical man to refuse to benefit by the work of the stu dent The Kng'.lsh farmer I have quoted. Young, was a practical farmer, but he was also a scientific farmer. One reason why the great business men of today the great ;ndustrlal leadershave gone ahead, while the farmer has tended to sag behind I'hers. Is that they are far more wilKrir. and Indeed eager, to profit by expert :ird technical knnwlddgrt the knowledge ihat can only come as a re sult of the highest education. From railways to factories no great Industrial concern car nowadays be carried on save by the aid of a swarm of men who have received a high technical educa tion In cbem'stry. In engineering. In elec tricity. In ittw nr more of scores of spe cial subjects. The big business man, the big railway man, doe nut ask college trained experts to tell him how to run his business: but he does ask numbers of th am each t- give him expert advice and aid on some one point Indispensable to bis business. He finds this man usually Effect of Sound and Color. Every one Is familiar with the ef fects of sound upon the nervous. Har monious sounds please and gratify. In harmonious sounds displease and Ir ritate. Sweet music, the singing of birds, the purling of a brook, fall pleasantly upon the ear, soothing and delighting the hearer. The screeching of a rusty hinge, the banging of a door, the sound of a discordant piano. Irritate and annoy the hearer. If long enough continued, such sounds will produce an evil condition of nervousness. In some graduate of a technical school or college In which ho has keen trained for his life work. rrmr Needs Technical Advise. In lust the same way the farmers should benefit by the advice or the tech nical men who have been traiaed In phsses of the very work the termer gees. I am not now speaking of tho man who has had an ordinary general training, whether In school or college. While there should undoubtedly be such a training as a foundation (the extent differing aacord Ing to the kind of work eaoh boy intends to do as a man). It Is nevertheless true that our educational system should more and more be turned In tho direction of educating men towards, and not awsy from, the farm and the shop. During the last half-century we have begun to develop a system of agricultural educa tion at once practical and scientific, and we must go on developing It. But, after developing It, It must be used. The rich man who spends a fortune upon a fancv farm, with entire Indifference to cost, does not do much good to farming: but, on the other hand. Just as little Is done by tho working farmer who stolidly re fuses to profit by the knowledge of the day; who treats any effort at Improve ment as absurd on Its face, refuses to countenance what he regards as new fangled Ideas and contrivances, and Jeers at all "book . farming." I wish I could take representatives of this type of farm, er down to Ixing Island, where I live, to have them see what has been done, not as philanthropy but aa a plain business proposition, by men connected with the Ix)ng Island railroad, who believe It pays to encourage the development of farms along tha line of that railway. They have put practical men In charge of experi mental farms, cultivating them Intensive ly, and using the best modern methods, not only In raising crops, but In securing the best market for the crops when raised. The growth has been astounding, and land only fifty miles from New York, which during our entire National lifetime has been treated as worthless, hos within the last three or four years been proved to possess a really high value. The farmer, however, must not only make his land pay, but he must make country life Interesting for himself and for his wife and his sons and daughters. Farmers should learn how to combine effectively, aa has been done In Industry. I am particularly glad to speak to the Orange, for I heartily believe in farmers organisations; and we should all welcome every step taken towards an Increasing co-operation among farmers. The Impor tance of such movements cannot be over estimated; and through such Intelligent Joint action It will be possible to Improve the market Just as much as the farm. Country life should be as attractive as city life, and the country people should Insist upon having their full representation when It comes to deal ing with all great public questions. In other words, country folks should de mand that they work on equal terms with city folks In all such matters. They should have their share In the memberships of commissions and coun cils; In short, of all the organized bod ies for laying plans for great enter prises affecting all the people. I am glad to see on such bodies the names that represent financial Interests, but those Interests should not have the right-of-way, and In all enterprises and movements ln which the social condition of the country Is Involved, the agricultural country the open country should he as well represented as the city. The man of tho open country Is apt to have certain qualities which the city man has lost. These qualities offset those which the city man has and ha himself has not. The two should be put on equal terms, and the country talent be given the same opportunity as the city talent to ex press Itself and to contribute to tho welfare of the world In which we live. The country church should be made a true social centre, alive to every need of the community, standing for a broad individual outlook and development, taking the lead ln work and in recrea tion, caring more for conduct than for dogma, more for ethical, spiritual, practical betterment than for merely formal piety. The country fair offers f.ir greater possibilities for continuous and healthy usefulness than It at pres ent affords. The country school should be made a vital center for economic, social, and educational co-operation: It Is naturally fitted to be such a center for those engaged in commercial farm ing, and still more for those engaged In domestic farming, for those who live on and by the small farms they them selves own. The problem of the farm Is really the problem of the family thai lives on the farm. On all thesn ques tions there is need of Intelligent study, such as marks the books of Professor Bailey, of Cornell, and of Sir Horace Vlunkett's book on the "Rural Life Problems of the United States." Conditions of Farm I.lfe. One feature of the problem should be recognized by the farmer at once, and an effort made to deal with it. It Is our duty and our business to con sider the farm laborer exactly as we consider the farmer. No country life can be satisfactory when the owners of farms tend, for whatever reason, to go away to live in cities Instead of working their farms; and, moreover. It cannot be really satisfactory when the labor system is so managed that there la for part of tbe year a demand for labor which cannot be met, and during another part of tho year no de mand for labor at all, so that the farm era tend to rely on migratory laborers who come out to work ln the country with no permanent Interest in It and with no prospect of steady employ ment. It Is exceedingly difficult to make a good citizen out of a man who can't count upon some steadiness and continuity In the work which means to him his livelihood. Kconomic con ditions on the farm In variety and kind of crop-growing, especially as distributed ln lime, and In bousing for the men must be so shaped as to ren der It possible for the man who labors for the farmer to be steadily employed under conditions which foster his self respeot and tend for his development. Above all. the conditions of farm life must always be shaped with a view to the welfare of the farmer's wife and the farm laborer's wife, quite as much aa to the wejfare of the farm er and tha farm laborer. To have the woman a mere drudge la at least aa bad as to have the man a mere drudge. It is every whit as Important to Intro duce new machines to economize her labor within tha house, as It is to In troduce machinery to Increase tho ef fectiveness of his labor outside the house. I haven't the slightest sympa thy with any movement which looks to excusing men and women for the non-performance of duty and fixes at tention only on rights and not on du ties. Tho woman who shirks her duty as housewife, as mother, is a con temptible creature; Just aa the corre sponding man la a contemptible crea ture. But the welfare of the woman Is even more Important than the welfare of the man, for the mother la the real Atlaj. who bears aloft in her strong and tender arms the destiny of the world. She daaervea honor and con sideration such aa no man should re ceive. Sho forfeits all claim to this houor and consideration if she shirks her duties. But the average American woman does not shirk thrm: and It la a matter of the highest obligation for us to see that they are performed un der conditions which mak for her welfare and happiness and for the wel fare a il happiness of the children shs brings Into the world. A 8trang Fatality. An unusual Zatsil accident happened at New York when a sheet of window glass knocked from Its frame fell five stories and killed Miss Lena Fallllpa. She waa almost decapitated. The pane of glass, which became unfastened while being washed, sailed obliquely through the air and struck the neck of Miss Phillips, who was walkUg on tbe street below. Rats as Human Food. Rata are eaten by tbe natlvos ! Northern Australia. -fi Reprinted from an article by Theodore Roosevelt In The Outlook, by special arrangement with The Outlook, of which Theodore Hoosevelt is Contributing" Editor. Copyright. 110, by The Outlook. Co.npany. All Rights Reserved. ijHE August number of the Worlds Work contains an J I .. 1 ... 1. I .. V. t Intnront 'k'lw Yt to all who are concerned In . w , .. .-5 to vital eV.nct tr which " WWW - I Ll. D I" J V - .W . . ... L ' we give the somewhat foggy title of "Political Reform." The article, for obvious reasons anony mous, is written by a member of con gress who, the editors of the World's Work say, has served for more than ten years ln the house of representa tives, has acted on many important committees, and has been successful ln "getting things" for his constitu ency. The article is described as "showing the reason why the 'pork barrel,' sieclal tariff favors, and pri vate pension WUs become law," the reason being, to quote the words of the author, that "the dictum of the constituency to the congressman Is, 'Get all you can for US.' There are no restrictions placed upon his meth od of getting It. . '. Until the American people themselves become more' national and less local, until constituences cease to regard their congressmen as solicitors at tbe national treasury, congress will con tinue to enact iniquitous groups of lo cal favors Into national legislation." This serious charge against the American people fr which there Is unquestionably altogether too much justification the author proceeds to substantiate by relating some of his own experiences with constituents which, however surprising they may seem to the general reader, will seem almost commonplace to all who know how the average constituency does In actual practise treat Its congressman. The writer sets forth the fact that, ln the first place, ninety per cent, of the letters which a congressman re ceives are requests for special favors to be obtained In some way or other, directly or indirectly, from the United States treasury. For instance, while the Payne-Aldrlch tariff law was un der discussion, this particular con gressman received ln May, 1909, the following letter from the secretary of a powerful commercial association in his district: "I have been instructed by the board of directors of this association to ad vise you that at special meeting May 20, a resolution, copy of which is in closed, was unanimously adopted, urg ing our representatives ln congress to use every endeavor to have the pres ent tariff in (mentioning three of the preducts of the Industries referred to) increased one cent per pound and the present tariff on (mentioning the oth er two products) Increased half a cent per pound. I wish to further advise you that we have heard from Senator and he informs us that he will take care of this matter in the senate." When the bill was finally passed, the congressman succeeded ln adding half a cent a pound to the duty on two of these products and In preventing any reduction on the others. A year later, when the popular clamor against the bill had become acute, the same association that had asked him to vote for Increases wrote to the con gressman denouncing the bill as "the most Iniquitous measure ever enacted by congress" and requesting him to ex plain by letter why he had voted with "the Reactionaries" to pass the bill. When It was pointed out to the asso ciation that it had urged the congress man to. obtain an increase of, duty on tlV products in which it was inter ested, It dropped its demand for an explanation. An Influential newspa per published ln his district editorial ly commended him while the bill waa under debate for his "Intelligent ef forts" to increase the duty on manu factured articles in which the district waa interested, and a year later the same newspaper in the same editorial column denounced him as one of "the legislative banditti responsible for the Payne-Aldrlch measure." o o River and harbor legislation is an other field ln which local selfishness busies itself, to the exclusion of na tional needs. In this case requests are not made by letter but by delega tions which come to Washington be sieging their senators and represent atives. "There is," says the frank writer of this article, "figuratively speaking, between $50,000,000 and $60,000,000 on the table to be divided. The committee divides It so that ev ery one is satisfied, at leaBt to a rea sonable extent." Every one, that Is, but the people at large, the people who have no special interest to serve, and who feel keenly indignant that the rivers and harbors of the United States are developed in a fashion so Inferior to that of Europe. Nor are all the requests for legis lation merely. One constituent desired to have this particular congressman put his name on the free mailing list for all public documents. That this would be Impossible, because It would mean delivering to the applicant sev eral tons of documents every month, does not ln the slightest detract from tbe Interest of the fact elicited by an investigation that the applicant was the manufacturer of an article made from waste paper, and the public doc- Cut off. "We were sweethearts when we were little chaps." "And did something come between your "Yes; her father built a fence around his back yard seven feet high." Papa's Turn Then. Wife (reproachfully) Before we were married you used to Ilk to have ine caress you. Hub Well, every caress didn't call for a new dress or s new bat then. TBI 9 mnDrteFVFiT n iiiiifii irityi v . n A Remedy for Some Forms of Selfish Legislation uments would afford a very useful source of raw material. Is there a remedy for such a state of things? The answer Is, yes; and. moreover, H is a remedy which con gress can itself Immediately provide. There Is no complete remedy, of course. No scheme can be devised which can prevent such a request as that of tbe constituent last named who wished public documents U use in his private paper business. Re quests like this merely mean that in every district Individuals will always be found who will request Improper favors. As regards these people, all . that can be done is to create a vigor ous public opinion an opinion which shall not only make it uncomfortable for any man to demand such favors, but which shall cordially support the congressman in refusing them and hold him accountable for granting""1 them, i, e e e e Congress has now, and hns long had, the power to rid Its members of almost all the Improper pressure brought to bear upon the Individual by special Interests great and small, local and metropolitan or such sub jects as tariff legislation, river ood. harbor legislation, and pension legis lation. Congress has not exercised this power; chiefly because of what I am bound to regard as a very short sighted and unwise belief that it Is beneath Its dignity to delegate any of its functions. By passing a rule which, would forbid the reception or passng of any pension bill save the pension legislation recommended by the Com missioner of pensions (this of course to be rejected or amended as congress saw fit, but not so amended as to include any special or private Digis lation), Congress would at once do) away with the possibility of its mem bers being subject to local pressure for Improper private pension bills, and at the sarue time guarantee proper treatment for the veteraa who really does deserve to have everything done for him that the country can afford, e e e e e e In the case of the tariff and the river and harbor legislation, what is needed in each case is ample provis ion for a commission of the highest possible grade, composed of men who thoroughly know the subject, and who possess every attribute required for the performance of the great and dif ficult task of framing in outline the legislation that the country, aa dis tinguished from special interests, really needs. These men, from the very nature of the case, will be wholly free from the local pressure of special Interests so keenly felt by every man who is dependent upon the vote of a particular district every two years, for his continuance ln public life. Such a river and harbor commission could report, and probably would re port, a great and comprehensive nat ional scheme for river and harbor im provements fit to be considered by tbe people as a whole upon its merits, and not dependent for enactment into law upon a system of log-rolling designed to placate special interests which are powerful ln each of many score congressional, districts. Such a tariff commission could get at the facts of labor cost here and abroad by expert inquiry, and not by the ac ceptance of Interested testimony; such a commission could consider dispas sionately the probable effect upon the entire social and economic body of all changes ln any given branch of the tariff, and Its recommendations would represent the exercise of careful judgment from a disinterested stand point. Such a commission could work in harmony with the commissioner of ers for whom the tariff is passed get labor, so as to insure that the labor the full benefit of it; for tbe major part of the benefit of a protective tariff should unquestionably go to th wage-workers. Even under such conditions of tariff making errors might be committed, but they would be merely those errors of disinterested Judgment incidental to every kind of public or, for the mat ter of that, private effort, and the work would not be hampered from the be ginning by tbe need of gratifying pri vate selfishness. It Is only in this way that larlff legislation, river and harbor legisla tion, vand pension legislation can be treated from the standpoint of prin ciple and not from the very low stand point of privilege and preference. The obstacle hitherto to the adoption of such a method of treatment has come from the queer dislike felt by so many Congressional lenders to a course of action which they (quite unjustifiably) feel would in some way be a limitation of their powers. I think this feeling Is passing. It is simply another in stance of the kind of feeling which makes some executive suspicious about delegating their work to any subordinate, and which makes many vo'ers, who have not pondered the matter deeply, desire to elect great numbers of people on a ticket of such length that it is out of the quentlon for any except professional poll f ichtns to know much about them. THEODORE ROOSEVELT. Punishment to Fit Crime. "What do you think ought to be done with persons who give short v eights ln trade?" "I think they ought to be given long waits In jail." Training Her. "Our new servant can't speak a word of English." "However do you get along?" "Splendidly. Hy next week we ex pect she'll be able to tell callers we ro not at boinw and look the twrt"