THE IMPORTANCE OF HEALTHY KDNEY3. ' i y Weak kidneys fall to remove poi ons from the blood and are thecausi of backache, hendache, urinary troublei and dizzy spells fil 1 1 'Tit't Yh ii 1 '1 insure gooa nenith M fKlil flii. keep tho kldnevi BJ fl'll II I wel1" Doan'8 Kidney N VLiSWU pills remove all kid- ncy Ills. Read what a physician, says: Dr. II. Green, 215 N. 9th St., No. Yakima, WaRh., says: "I have used Doan'a Kidney Pills In my practice for years and they have given satisfac tion. I have taken Doan'a Kidney Pills personally and pronounce them the best remedy I have prescribed In my long career as a physician and sura-eon." Remember the name Doan's. Fof ale by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. It Was the Other Way. "Mr. Jones," said the senior pnrtnei In the wholesale dry goods house tc the drummer who stood before him In the private ofllce, "you have been with us for the past ten years." "Yes, sir." "And you ought to know the rules of tho house. One of them Is that no man of ours shall take a side line." "Hut I have none, sir." "Bui you have lately got married." "Yes; but can you call that a side line, Mr. Jones?" "Technically, it may not be." "You needn't fear that having a wife is going to bring me in off a trip any sooner." "Oh;- I don't. It is the fear that having a wife at home you'll want to stay out on the road .altogether! " Seeking Comfort. "I've got a long way to go and I'm not used to travel," suld the applicant at the railway ticket office. "I want to be just as comfortable as I can, regardless of expense." "Parlor cor?" "No. I don't care for parlor flx in's." "Sleeper?" "No. I want to stay awake an' atch the scenery." "Then what do you want?" "Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, I wish you'd put mo up In one of these refrigerator cars I've read so much about." What They Did With Them. An American who spends much of his time In England tells of a cockney who went to a dealer in dogs and thus described what he wanted. "HI wants a kind of dog about so 'igh an' so long. Hit's a kind of gr'y'ound, an' yet It ain't a gr'y'ound, because 'is tylo Is shorter nor any o' those 'ere gr'y'ounds, an' 'is nose is shorter, an' 'e ain't so slim round the body. But still 'e's a kind o' gr'y'ound. Do you keep such dogs?" "We do not," said the dog man. "We drown 'em." His Busy Season. "How's business?" "Brisk," answered the druggist. "I've bought tickets for two picnics and four excursions this morning, and donated goods for several Indoor affairs." Playing the Market. "Curbroke never pays for his meat until a month" afterward." "So I hear. Prices In the meantime go up, and he feels as though he'd niade something." Puck. Dr. Pierce's Pleasnnt Pellets regulate end invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take. Do not gripe. Young girls ought to make the most of their birthdays, for in after years they cease to have them. It's the experience of every man that he wants a lot he doesn't get and gets a lot he doesn't want. Sioux City Directory IT fin AVC and supplies of every AUUnnO description. Send for catalogue. Finishing a specialty. ZIMMERMAN BROS., Sioux City, la. THhTop A Bon To" Q R 0 0 H S Auk your dealer for thee Bread. Dealer tend fur prlo ft. FELT MATTRESS Like Illustration. Guar anteed not to pack or become lumpy. Good 5xSf JW tress 1 worlh II 1 60 unit $6.95 Bend for Furniture Catalogue. THE ANDERSON i LKN riXltK CO., 4ta St., bluux City, la. If We Have No Agent in your nearest town, write us and we will arrange it so you may sell us your cream and receive the hiyhest market price. HANFORD PRODUCE CO. SIOUX CITY No. 94 Single Buggy Harness witb Double Neck and Hip Strap Nlc. I. It. or lir.-iH Trimmed. Tills U a bargain uut to be ovt-rlooktMl. bpeclal at $13.30. beud for our free Harnens Catalog. STURGES BROS. 111 Pearl Street Sioux City. lows M Thai Awful Gas Did you bear It? How embar rassing. These stomach noisesmake you wish you could sink through the floor. You imagine everyone rars tbem. Keep a box of CAP v AKETS iu your purse or pocke. and tr.ke a part of one after cattr.?'. J' will relieve the stomach of gau. CASCARETS l ie a -.. traalmtut. AIMrur r. to Ua we(U- ..u.il a ... 1 - n vreek'i -t .i-iler ..v . UvbUl. PHILADELPHIA ATHLETICS' SHORTSTOP v. JACK FRANK PFEFFEIt, Cub pitcher, probably has the mo.st . thankless Job that a ball player could have. Every afternoon Frank gets on the Blab, liut no thousands cheer him and the ball game does not hinge upon whether the batter gets a single or is fanned. For it is the time of the batting practise. It's a thankless job, when you come to think of it this pitching to batters during the practise. For 15 minutes you stand out there pitching the best Sou have. One after another your pals walk up to the plate, take a swing- at the ball, and the next man comes up. No in terest, no excitement. Just the mo notony of serving balls to brighten the batting eyes of the regulars. Pfeffer, although he joined the teams in the spring, has not started a game this year. He has finished several, but only after they had been hopelessly lost. The Cub regulars have an Idea that if Pfeffer has ever the opportunity that he could start and win his own game. That's the opinion of tho fel lows who bat against him In the prac tise every day. And, maybe, some time Frank will have that opportunity. He's waiting for it. Meanwhile, if there is any man who works without pay it Is the pitcher who does nothing but pitch In the preliminary batting practise. It's work for him without any of the ex citement, without any of the applause that is given to the pitcher out there fighting to win a game for his team. Pfeffer was a University of Illinois man once, but signed with the Cubs, and then was traded to Boston, only to be taken back later. He Is the Btyle of man and baseball player that Chance admires. While you are talking about the star shortstops of the American league don't forget Jack Harry of the Athletics. In Philadelphia they say he Is the best in either league. In Boston this Is disputed. They say Wagner of the Speed Boys Is the real thing. Detroit thinks Ownie Bush has It on either of them. But ths fel low Barry goes along taking care of the hard ones, delivering bits when they are wanted and playing an all round sensational game. It's a great question, who's the best shortstop this year, but at any rate Barry will have to be figured in the running. Ever hear of a baseball game being forfeited twice In the same day and on each occasion to a different team? It sounds like a pipe dream from the Winter Fireside league, but It actually happened last Fourth of July in Mobile, Ala., in the Southern league. Charlie Frank's New Orleans Pel icans were scheduled to play two games with Mobile on Independence day, one in the morning and the oth er in the afternoon. It Is a league rule that the two games on all holi days shall be played this way, and all tho receipts are pooled and divided equally among the clubs. The Mobile management wanted to play a doubleheader in the afternoon, and thought that Mtiager Frank would agree to it, as it would mean more money. Hut they failed to get permission to do this from the league directors. It so happened that Frank needed games in the "won" column at that time more than he did a few extra i Irnoleons. So he told the Mobile man agement that he was going to play a inclining avd nn afternoon game. But they laughed at him. At ten o'clock Frank and his Pelican flock rede out to the ball Held with I n.pire Billy Carpenter In tow. Be fore they arrived there the Mobile r!ul -:t wind of it and had the park ir' nt. A deserted and locked park -( I't'.'d ihe Pi lieans ou their arrival. l'i::iik ordered everyone to scale ii llMoot fence. How the Pell ai:d especially chubby Charlie . U. t-ut over the fence is a ques I).:t they (lew over all right. i ...iii. Carpenter refused to particl i:i to undixinfied an affair. So p'ayiTii oH-t:ed one of the gates ! I him In. Otto Hans pitched i'.o Ir.'.ls ver the plate, and Car- i r iorleiled the game to New Or :. Th.' team then went back to . -e! I ': Vol tie management had ad i i! a rouble-header and the i. a ' t'i'ondtd to the overflow In .. !:?' cicn. Nnw Orleans won the t ;.! . ai,U then started to leave ti;'-! The Mobile club officials ..J ao'.ttn next to taa umpire and W iVSfr I Si Spl 'Wr BARRY. persuaded him to call the second game. .Frank refused to play and Carpenter then, for the second time that day, forfeited the same game, only this time he gave It to Mobile. Why he did it no one knows, but a glimpse of the mad, howling mob In the grand stand and bleachers prob ably told him that discretion was the better part of valor. Then tho crowd swarmed down on the field mad 83 a hornet, while Frank and his team folded their tents like the Arabs and silently stole away to the hotel anu incidentally caught the ilrst train out of town. Mention the New O leans team to a Mobile fan and he will get purple with rage. But Frank's trick was successful, for the game which was twice forfeited was awarded to New Orleans by the league. Here's a Sensational Play. Anderson, outfielder of the Deep Haven (Minn.) team, promises to eclipse in historic fame Casey of Mud: ville. In a game with the Prince Realty team of Minneapolis on Excel sior diamond some time ago Anderson caught a fly, shutting off three run ners. After a long run Anderson fell into the lake, turned on his back, and caught the fly, swam to shore, and Deep Haven won. This was in the eighth, ' and the score 9 to 4 In fa vor of Deep Haven. The umpire says he knew Anderson caught the ball, because he lives in Deep Haven and knows the flielder cannot dive, knows the fielder cannot dive. McGraw Buys Real Gi-nt. Manager McGraw of the Giants has closed a deal for the purchase of Pitch er Teserau of the Shreveport team of the Texas league. Teserau is a big right hander, six feet three inches, and weighs 240. It Is not known whether the Shreveport club charged for him by the pound, but If the man makes good he will cost the New York club $3,000. McGraw will pay one-third of that anyhow, just to give Teserau a trial. Owner Kinsella of the Springfield (111.) team has offered McGraw the first chance to bid for an infielder named McLean. Westerners to Invade Pittsburg. Again the story that western base ball men are negotiating for Luna park, a 13-acre site In the heart of the residence district of Pittsburg, has gained currency. J. A. Sharp, agent for the property, admits that the grounds have been surveyed at the expense of several westerners, who are negotiating for them, and says he "un derstands that the property is wanted for baseball purposes." The price of the property is $250,000. Cubs-Giant Games Weird. There Is something weird about the games played by the Cubs and Giants. Let McGraw's team go down tho line walloping an cuffing the other outfits, but they are sure to come to grief in Chicago. But let them be trampled on by a tall-ender like Boston and they rush into the Windy City as raging lions and claw the Cubs right and left. They did It last season and have been doing it again this year. Would Let Them Play Ball. George Huff, athletic director of the Vniversity of Illinois and the chief scout of the Cubs during the Bcout ing season, Is of the firm conviction that the conference colleges ought to allow college men to play baseball during tho summer months. There is nothing wrong about sanctioning a young fellow making an honest living to help him through school. Stricklett Wants Pardon. Elmer Stricklett, the inventor of the spit bull, has been given his release nt bis own request by the Eureka (Cal.) club. He has asked to be re instated by the national commission and he will wait for the verdict while resting at his ranch near San Jose. Hurst Still At It. Umpire Tim Hurst Is still calling them "as he sees them" In tho EiiFlern league. The veteran Timothy has us a side partner Stafford, who ft as u member of the American leugue staff two years ago. Minor Leagues Not Prospering. The minor leagues are not prosper ing this season as they did last year. There Is no good reason for these droughts In baseball, but tbey come and go without nr excuses. MUST FOJcl kU.iSiLF ;d woek for the team "KITTY" BRANCH ELD. PHILLIES" FIRST BASEMAN, SAYS INDIVID UAL PLAYING AND BRILLIANCY DON'T BRING VICTORIES. By "KITTY" BRANSFIELD. (CepyrlKlit, r.un, .y Jom-pii II. Howies.) 1 Used to think that baseball con sisted mainly of Individual playing, brilliancy and ability to hit and run and field. It took n long tlmo for me to learn that there is little more to the gatno than working hard, studying hard and putting forth one's best ef fort to win games. lorgelting one self and working for the team, ma king as many errors as it Is possible to lr.ako if there is a chance to get one's hands on the ball, giving up base hits to get runs for tho team, are what count. Also I think that a player who Joins a club thould first of all think how he can help his maangor. No mat ter what he thinks of the team, the manager or the orders, the players should obey. I think learning to obey without questioning and then keeping one's mouth shut no matter how It turns out is the hardest thing a ball player has to learn. Some of us never learn It. Failure to learn this tiling Fpoils many players. would urge a young ( player Juiit breaking In to do two things; first to think and study, and second, but even more Im portant, to keep quiet, no matter what he thinks. A player should save all his conversation for the other team. As for playing first base; there are those w ho would ' consider nut pre sumptuous to try to tell anyoue how to play first, but alno one may know a lot more about playing ilie position than he Is able to show or even prove. I think I know a lot more that I can deliver, and I think, also, if I had known as much when I started as I do now I would have been a lot better ball player, uo there is no conceit in trying to tell how I think it should b ft V - . -. . . . I:: . r .i V; A' L .1- -,JitJ . -, H f-.",(f 1 .' ... :f a',. vt ' ' vv i. "' - -in'. r'i "Kitty" Bransfield. played. First, stick to that base aa long as there Is a chance for a play coming there. More games are lost by deserting the base than In any other way. Second, watch the bat ters all the time, and study your own pitchers. A first baseman can work much freer with some pitchers than with others. A study of the an gles off first Is essential and also the skill of men In sliding or driving back to tho base. One must know how men come back to the base. The first baseman should avoid troubling the pitchers by call ing for throws to catch runners. He should use his own judgment and call only for the ball when he thinks there is a chance to get the ball. He must wulch the pitcher's every move, to see If ho is going to throw to keep run ners from starling, and keep an eye always on the catcher to see the sig nals. One break is likely to cost a game, and the baseman must keep thinking all tho time. There is little use trying to tell any player how to execute the mechani cal part cf the game. He must do tire bct-t he can in the mechanical line ror each man has his limitations. The stylo of playing first base Is changing rapidly and I think that In side of ten years every first baseman will be left handed, providing the managers can find left banders enough to fill the jobs. Wagner's Auto Was Held. Hans Wagner's automobile was I.. tho custody of a constable for several days. Wagner punctured a tire while riding and took the machine Into a Seventh street, Pittsburg, garage to bo repaired. When he returned for It, he found the place locked and a card tucked to the door announcing that the contents of tho shop would be sold at a sheriff's sale to recover thr. e months' rent. The machine was r stored after IokuI formalities. Gotch a Baseball Magnate. Frank Gotch, champion heavyweight wrestler of the world, has broken Into baseball by purchasing the Lake City team, a member of a brush league in Iowa. The team was trans ferred to Humboldt, the wrestler's homo. It has been known for some tlmo that Gotch has wanted to be come a baseball magnate, having at tempted to purchase the Des Moines team la the Wostern league. V. i I ft ' TOOK A SECOND THOUGHT Aggrieved Visitor Agrees With Man Who Spoke About the Better Part of Valor. BlHhop William M. McVlckar of the Episcopal diocese of Rhode Island has hundreds of Boston friends who will be Interested In a Ftory they are tell ing down In Providence about him. The bishop Is as big physically as he is inentnlly. On a certain occasion some years Hgo ho prenched a sermon on the need for missionary work In the back towns of his state, and espe cially mentioned the town of Foster, which certainly deserved as much as he said about it. There are a good many fighters In Foster, and tho worst of tho lot an nounced to all who enred to hear that when ho went to Providence he would make It his business to chas tise the bishop. He didn't happen to visit the city until a month or so ago. On his return he Joined the crowd about the stove in the village post office. :;Well, HI," Raid one of the gray beards. "1)1,1 ye lick this here Par son Vickery when ye was down to Providence?" Hi spat deliberately before he re plied. 'Lick him!" he said. "Say. he's eight foot tall and four foot broad. Lick him? I 'saw' him." Bos ton Traveler. NOT JOKINO THEN. Helen I never know when your rlend Gruet la joking and wheu ha la In earnest. Henry He's In earnest when ho tries to borrow money. Casey at the Bat. This famous poem la contained in tha Coca-Cola Baseball Record Book for 1910, together with records, schedules for both leagues and other valuable baseball Information compiled by au thorities. This interesting book sent by the Coca-Cola Co., of Atlanta, Ga., on receipt of 2o stamp for postage. Also copy of thulr booklet "The Truth About Coca-Cola" which tells all about this delicious beverage and why It Is so pure, wholesome and refreshing. Are you ever hot tfVed thirsty? Drink CocCola it la cooling, re lieves fatigue and quenches the thirst. At soda fountains and car bonated In bottles 5c everywhere. His Soft Answer. "And this Is the 'sort of excuse you put up for coming home two hours late for dinner and in such a condi tion that you and that disreputable Augustus Jones were out hunting mushrooms, you wretch? And where, pray, are the mushrooms?" "Eere zay are, m' dear, In m' ves' pocket; and w'ile zay aln' bo many of 'em, m' dear, we had lots of fun Qus an' I huntin' 'em." Wonder Why. Said the proprietor of the big drug store with a soda fountain annex, to his whlto-Jacketed dispenser; "Jimmy, you will have to cut out that new drink of yours; I notice that every man tvho comes in and tries It imme diately begins to feel around for the brass rail with his foot." On a Stygian Ferryboat. Charon was ferrying a passenger cross the Styx. "Fine scenery for my toothpowder ad," cried the shade. Thus we see the ruling passion sur rlves. For Red, Itching ErMldi, Cr, Sye Falling KyclHahes and All Eyea That Neeil Care Try Murine Eye Balve. Asep tics TuIil-h Trlul Hl.o Mr. Ask Your Linuc Blut or Write Murlno Eye Ueiuedy Co., Chicago. Pretty Bad. Mrs. Iloyle Does your husbund use bad language at home? Mrs. Doyle He talks to me as If I were a fountain pen. After marrying for money many a man wishes he had been brought up to work for a living. Mr. Wlnnlow'a Roothln Ryrnp. 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The assessor was doing the very best he could, but the farmer was shrewd and wary. "How many acres of farming land have you?" he Inquired warily. " 'Bout 20, I guess," said Reuben. "Twenty! Why, It looks to me like nearer 120. Come, now, can't you in crease that a little? There are surely more than 20 acres In that tract. Sup pose you stretch that a little." "Say, feller," said the farmer, "this ain't no rubber plantation." Harper's Monthly. DR. MARTEL'3 FEMALE PILLS. Seventeen Years the Standard. Prescribed and recommended for Women's Ailments. A scientifically pre pared remedy of proven worth. The result from their use la quick and per manent For sale at all Drug Stores. She Knew the Worst. Mistress (hiring servant) I hope you know your place? Servant Oh, yes, mum! The last three girls you had told me all about It Different Values. "There's a big difference In men." "I Judge so, by studying the vari ous rates for which Pittsburg council men were bought." 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