Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, May 20, 1910, Image 3

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WHAT THE STEAM SHOVEL
IS DOING FOR THE WORLD
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HE American steam shovel and all Rteam
shovels are of American manufacture
marks au era la man's conquest of nature.
One of the most powerful of the tools that
steaiu and steel have made possible. It
ranks among ihe greatest labor savers and
wealth producers engineering genius has
de vised. These grunting Titans, although almost un
known beyond the shores of America, are adding hun
dreds of millions of dollars to the world's wealth
fltid doing the work of armies of men. Whether
digging the big canal across the Isthmus of Panama,
loading ore trains on the lake iron ranges, leading new
railroads across the Rockies, tearing away the mineral
ized Avails of Western canyons, making huge excava
tions in the rocky floor of Manhattan Island, stripping
-oal veins in Pennsylvania, quarrying railroad ballast In
the Mohawk valley, or delving for copper In Spain,
where once tolled the slaves of the Caesars the steam
shove! tells a splendid story of the American Indus
trial advance.
The biggest user of steam shovels In tho United States
is the Steel Corporation. That Is why the trust com
mands the Iron ore market. The millions of dollars a
year that the trust saves by using steam shovels would
pay the dividends on a good share of the half billion
lollars of common stock. Up in one of the great open
' cut iron mines In Minnesota ore Is mined and carried
away with amazing speed. The mines are worked from
the surface by open cut, as a reservoir or canal would
be dug. Over railroad tracks run through the pit the
bis ore trains are hauled alongside the giant shovels.
One nhovel, picking up six tons of ore at each assault
on the ore bank, loads a fifty-ton steel car in three min
utes. Trainload after trainload of ore is hauled away
to the ore docks at the head of the lakes, there to be
put aboard the big lake ore ships at a speed of 300 tons
a minute.
The Panama canal job has recently thrown the Amer
ican steam shovel In the limelight before the world.
When our government undertook the task that had baf
fled the world's engineers, and promised that it would
he completed within a few years, even the American
people were skeptical. Tint the engineers who planned
the work knew tho possibilities of steam shovel excava
tionthen untiled on big canal work. They had seen
giant shovels in Iron mines and stone quarries, and
they knew that steam shovels and dynamite could mako
mountains disappear. The government put In the big
gest order for steam shovels ever given lt the country.
These shovels were sent In ships to the Isthmus as fast
as they could be made. Now there are more than a
hundred shovels cutting the canal from ocean to ocean,
and making world records In heavy excavation work.
Just as American steam shovels have revolutionized
Iron milling and copper mining, so have they revolu
tionized canal digging. When the Erie canal was built,
In the '20s, the pick and shovel, the wheelbarrow and
the wagon, were the only tools In excavation work.
The Suez canal cut was 80,000,000 cubic yards. It
took ten years to do the work, even though most of it
was sand. The Panama canal calls for 140,000,000 cubic
yards of rock and earth excavation and dredging. Last
year 35,000,000 yards were completed, or nearly half
as much work as was done on the whole Suez canal.
On the central division, which Includes the Culebra rock
cut. the steam shovels did 50,000 yards a day. 1,500,000
yards a month This steam-shovel performance on the
Tanama canal makes the Suez canal construction look
like digging a sewer trench.
The first steam shovels were used In railroad con
struction, and they now are part of the working equip
ment of every Important railroad In the country. Every
big contractor has his battery of shovels; some con
tractors have scores of them at work from ocean to
ocean In the rebuilding of American railroads, espe
cially through the mountains of the West, where enor
mous quantities of rock had to be handled In reducing
grades and curves, the steam shovel was of Invaluable
service. Harrlman, In rebuilding the Union and South
ern Pacifies, tore away mountains and filled up canyons
with steam shovels. On the new lines that have been
built to the coast the St. Paul, the Western Pacific,
and Clark's road the steam shovel has made new rec
ords In railroad construction. Many millions of dol
lars have been saved, and Improvement work, of hither
to prohibitive cost, has been made possible.
A SQUAWS STOUT.
9a Mar llrialn lilrthrlaht Wale
Went ( nolhrr.
Sunn-wag. a full -blooded Comanche
Indian squaw, wlv.se memory runs
back beyond the time wheij the red
man left the land east of the great
"Kat her of Waters" to take up his
home on the vnst prairie stretches.
wants a lrnie to die In, and her story
so touched nn Oklahoma member of
Congress that he has taken up her
case with the department of the Inte
rior, with the prospect that Sun-a-was
may again come Into (he birthright of
whic h she asset ta she was robl'cd.
Yiars ago, (ailed by the Rplrlt of
wanderlust and the hope or a new
life and home, she picked up her be
longing and followed a Mexican suitor
into Mexico, little Knowing tliat th
great Unite, 1 States government, was
uoine to divide p the lands of tier
tribesmen and give each man, woman
and child n farm of 1H0 acres on the
fertile plains of the great Southwest,
where the braves of her people once
hunted the buffalo.
Years went by until one day there
ame to the Indian agency at Anadarko
a young woman. With this young wo-
t ii .i , .t
man came inirieeu cnuuieu, mm uu-n
the story was heard that she was the
daughter of Sun-a-was, who had died
In Mexico, and the thirteen children
were the grandchildren of the old Co
manche woman.
The government believed the wo
man's tale, and so the woman and the
thirteen children were each granted
allotments of 100 acres of the best land
In the Klowa-C omiinche county, or
2,210 acres In all.
But the Coniancheg had suspicions.
They discovered that the woman repre
senting herself to bo the daughter or
Suna-Was w;u "too much Mexican."
Last November there strolled Into
the office of Representative Scott Fer
rls In Lawton a party of full-blooded
Comanches. With them was Sun-a-
Was, who told her story to the repre
sentative. She made affidavit that all
her children were dead.
YESTERDAYS.
SHORT METER SERMONS.
WATCH THE LITTLE THEFTS.
Head of Firm Suya All Petty Graft
lan't In Flltubura.
"Petty stealing, cheap graft it's not
lf in Pitsburg."
The head of the firm was angry.
"Send for that collector," he said.
The collector came.
"Seems to be too much work for
you," the managing partner said.
"Probably you need help."
The collector believed another man
would be a valuable addition to the
force. "H'm thought so," the manager
said, and-then, reading from a slip:
"March 3 Left store 8:30; went to
home at 93476 East Steenth street, re
turned to store at 11:25; 2:13 went
to Orpheum, etc."
He turned on the now amazed col
lector. "Hard work, wasn't it?" he
Bnapped. "Now, do you desire to
work, help pay the expense of the de
tective who trailed you and make
good, or will you quit now?"
"1 believe I'd like to work it out,"
the trembling collector replied.
"Well, get a move on you. then,"
iv.is the nartine admonition of the
manager. And the collector got it on
"Chean eraft." the manager re
turned. "Often wonder how some men
an stoop to such meanness. Not long
ago I observed that a certain young
man had long been ordering furnish
ings, neckties, and such things by let
ter and paying for them in stamps
That seemed queer. I don't care for
business that's crooked, so I investi
gated that customer. Found he worked
In a bank; son of a wealthy father
Just cheap graft. He'd been stealin
stamps for a year.
"We allow our outside men to turn
In daily accounts of money spent for
car fare. Often one man collects It.
for several to save making many ac
. counts. When I noticed one of these
men charging us more err fare than
I believed he spent I looked him up
Discovered he'd aded a figure 1 to the
80 or 90-cent account every day am
so got. $1.80 or $2 cheap stealing for
a dollar. Cost him his Job.
"Nothing so detestable and so an
ijoving in business as this form of dis
honesty. There's stealing going on
now in thi3 store that I don't know
how. to touch. The question in th
minds of employes is, 'Should I tell
the firm, or is It any of my business?'
W'hen we can get employee to under
stand that the firm's interests are
theirs we'll have mo3t of the graft
controlled.
"If you see a clerk stealing from
your employer. Isn't It your duty to
tell him? Wouldn't you report it If
you saw a man putting his hand into
another man's pocket on the street?
Don't. you owe that much to tho man
who pays your wages or salary?"
Kansas City Star.
ESCAPE FROM SUBMERGED SUBMARINE.
Physical force cannot overcome
spiritual force. Rev. V. P. Hlnes,
Baptist, Lexington, Ky
The man who has hold of the eter
nal verities is free as air. Rev. A. P.
Fitch, Congregationallst, Boston.
The greatest need of our day Is the
largest hospitality toward Jesus
Christ. Bishop E. II. Hughes, Episco
palian, San Francisco
Experience is the illuminated path
way along which God's richest bless-
lnira come to man. Rev. O. R. Wal
lace, Congregationalism Toledo.
Death Is a necessity If the race shall
continue to multiply; and only ou
thought surrounds It with horror.
Rev. T. E. Barr, People's Pulpit, Mil
waukee.
A clean heart and a right life will
make the homeliest face beautiful
beautiful In life, beautiful in death.
Rev. P. W. Snyder, Presbyterian,
Pittsburg.
If j'ou want to know whether Chris
tianity la true, try it. The objections
contradict each other, and are not
true. Rev. C. F. Aked, Baptist, New
York City. . ,
Tuere Is nothing good in humanity
that religion does not strengthen,
there is nothing harmful that it does
nnt appk to eradicate. Rev. J. A.
Hensey, Evangelist, Binghamton
j.'iili Kti -
::,X w-: ii v in- ,Av cry
'Mll;YJl ! i V-:ihf Wtto -n ? Lj fTy v4J F rf
A PRESENT FOR TEACHER.
-Minneapolis Journal.
AN EVENING PRATER.
To-night I lay the burden by,
As on who rests beside the roaa.
And from his weary back unbinds
The whelming load.
I kneel by bidden pools of prayer-
Still waters fraught with neanns
power;
In God's green pastures I amae
This longed-for hour.
know that day must bid me face
nmirinnsv tnv task again.
Serving w ith steady hand and heart,
My fellow men.
To hold my sorrow in the dark.
To flirht my fear, to hide my im.
And never for one hour to dream
The toll is vain
This be to-morrow; now, to-night.
Great, pitying Father. I wouiu
Forsiven, uplifted, loved, renewed,
Alone with thee.
Grace Duffleld Goodwin.
Under Difficulties
$
Haakins never did care for Selmore
v. .1 AtaA (hn
anyway. At nrsi ne nu u""
fellow mildly on general principles,
but later he hated Selmore cordially,
for a specific reason. Alice Clark was
the reason. ,
when Selmore first saw Alice ciarti
and fell a victim, Alice was in Has-
kln's car. Though he did not realize
it. Hasklna had grown to consider her
.. hetonetne to his car quite as much
ft he did himself. He had glowod
with a little' proprietary - pride when
he detected the gleam or Interest ana
admiration in Selmore's eyes, but he
was not prepared for what followed
that Alice had looked a trifle disap
pointed when Selmore aceeped, yet he
bitterly felt it could not be so, for
Selmore was looking especially hand
some lu his new spring suit.
The ride progressed in an electric
Hence on Haskins' part and with
fluent conversation on Selmore'a. They
had the spin and the supper, which
was as ashes in Haskins' mouth. Then
they started home. On a downtown
street corner the machine wheezed and
stopped. Haskins took malicious de
light in making Selmore descend and
help him back It off the car tracks.
Then he Investigated Irritably, for ac
cidents were alien to his car.
As he delved arald the machinery
Selmore sat aloft amiably talking to
Alice. When at last Haskins had to
crawl under the machine and He flat
on his back while he pounded the mech
anism he knew how anarchists feel.
"Here. Haskins," Belmore called
down finally, "can't you fix it? I
should think you'd know your own car
better."
"It's srettlna: terribly late." said
Alice.
As Haskins plodded away to a tele
phone he seethed with hatred of Sel
more. After wrestling with the phone
and finding he could get no help Has
kins phoned his homo garage and then
went back to the two in the car.
"They're are sending a tow after
me," he said. "You two can Just catch
the last suburban train if you hurry,
Stomach mn& SerTM.
There is no one living who has not
been compelled with more or less fre
quency to learn by actual experience
what is meant by indigestion, tne les
sons varying from the occasional acute
attack, traceable to some unmistakable
Indiscretion, to the condition of semi-
Invalidism In which many persona
languish, solely by reason of the un
certain action of the digestive pro
cesses.
In most cases of Indigestion, or dys
pepsia, the stomach or the intestines
are at fault; hut this Is by no means
always so, and groat injustice Is done
by a failure to recognize that the stom
ach is not the real culprit, but is only
put forward by the rest of the system,
as it were, as a spokesman. It faith
fully performs its office of lodging a
complaint for the general economy.
and it Is then immediately aosea ana
, A h.I.U lannnnlntlnff rpallltj. tlA-
2 'niVnowMlJ SS a-TtheVt
it, so that 111 know Miss Clark .MoMc-d.
get safely home."
"Splendid idea!" agreed Selmore,
and leaped out. He reached up a help-
ognlzed or attacked.
Everyone has heard that it is oesx
not to eat when extremely fatigued,
but this Is not because the stomach
ing hand to the girl in the back seat. ured. buV because the entire
system is temporarily too enfeebled to
send out sufficient blood supply to cope
Maybe she had had too much of
Selmore, maybe she felt sorry for Has
kins; maybe
At any rate she never moved. She
with the increased work that digestion
entails. The stomach, in order to do
Its work properly, must be fed with
the nervous force that comes from
regarded Selmore coolly.
"X am noi going 10 ueseri me cur . , . ... , imn.,,i
and let Mr. Haskins wait here all ood emulation, and t a Is imposrt-
o,. -tnnned hv the car and I, " . ... u -K- ble if the brain is caning ior uiui
OCliiiui o iiuu -g.8.- . U1UI1U till uuuuuao nuuno nuou pud
... . . ii,.o,i had ehoerfuiiv . ,r... . a than us snare, inis, ugaiu, i
The cry tor Help coming iruui a u- unci ucms u..--., . gam uiniiuuujr. iuu uunj aiuut uuu
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DIAGRAM EXPLAINING A DANGEROUS TEST.
HILE there are many to question the value of the submarina
as an engine of war and many to hold the opposite view, there
are very fow with sufficient hardihood to deny that the typo
is dangerous for those who man them, whatever they may be
to an enemy. The very nature of their mission makes them
heir to more different kinds of danger than any other craft
that floats or sinks. Those who believe in them have as
serted, that they are immune from many of the ordinary perils of the sea,
that they have no boilers to burst, no masts to carry, no rigging to be
strained, no sails to spilt, and no concern about stormy weather, as they can
plunge beneath the surface when seas run high.
Ensign Kenneth Whiting, at present in command of tho submarine Por
poise, now stationed at Manila, a few weeks ago took his vessel out into
the bay, and, with a small boat in attendance, undertook an experiment that
has made htm famous.
The young ensign had conceived the Idea that a man could make his
way out from a submarine by way of the torpedo tube. A torpedo Is the
only weapon that a submarine carries, and as the boat must discharge the
missile while submerged It follows that there must necessarily be some ap
pliance for ejecting the missile and closing the orlflco Immediately after dis
charge. The little that Is known of Ensign Whiting's exploit is contained In the
official report which the cemmander of the submarine flotilla recently for
warded to the Navy Department at Washington, and which the department
I romulgated in circular form, to bo read on the quarterdeck of every vessel
in commission. It says:
"Ensign Whiting entered tho torpedo tube of the Porpoise through tho
after door of tho tube, the cap cf tho forward door bolng closed. He
then grasped the strong back of tho crossbar of the cap and ordered the
after floor closed. As soon as the after do:)r was closed the gunner's mate
stationed at the cap engine opened tho cap. The cap in opening forward
and up hauled Em-ign Whiting clear cf the tube, so as to enable him to use
his arms to come to tho surface and to prevent his being shoved back Into
th-? tube by inrushlng water. The whole operation consumed about seventy
five seconds."
This same Porpoise came perilously near drowning her entire crew a
few ye;irs ago. The vessel was maneuvering around Newport when she sud
denly showed a disposition to ee?k the bottom. S!;e quickly found It, and
came to rest on the seabed. Overhead was a hundred feet of water. Too
much water had been taken in as ballast and something had gone wrong
with the automatic valve which should have controlled the Inrush. Luckily
a hand pump was found, and, working for their lives In the fast vltiuting
air, the crew managed to force out enough water from the ballast tanks to
man heart never falls to move the
heart of Christ with sympathy sym
pacuy that reveals itself in nctlon.
Rev. N. Bailey. Baptist, Providence.
The time has gone by. for the mod
ern church to maintain Its stupid con
servativeness. The, church must
change with the changes of life ana
times' or go under. Rev. C. 11. Eaton,
Baptist, New York City.
Whenever a nation, a city or a sin
gle heart looks up to God In love and
oueuience the windows of heaven be
gin to open and an overflowing bless
ing begins to descend. Rev. R. F.
Maclaren, Presbyterian, Los Angeles.
As the telescope adds its millions of
tar to the 6.000 visible to the nuked
eye, and the photographic plate adds
again to that, and as the brilliancy
and the magnitude and the glory of
coloring belong to those revealed by
the higher powers bo are the promises
of God made evident to such hearts as
are especially trained to see tne great
er things Rev. T. A. Moffat, Congre
gationalism Newark.
No lllubt tit ('omiilnin.
Did you ever notice how much hard
er it is to saiisiy iuw mnii
in for nothing than the man "'ho paid
for his seat? The rule holds good ap
narentlv In church, too. for a writer
In Harner's Magazine says
A Buffalo preacher tells a story of
a woman who after hearing him
tiff
ou nun, uimiB uuu . ,,. .hn.ild not
catch the train. Mr. Selmore! I shall ' . nrk tn . hnftv-
nail, auu w nu m u
kins"
So Selmore had to go. As Haskins
watched him vanish around the corner
he was conscious that a great Joy per
colated throughout his system. He
climbed out of the driver's seat and
In beside Alice.
"Thank the fates!" he breathed.
"Now maybe while we're waiting I
meal, 'but should take a walk or soma
simple gymnastic exercises flr3t, in
order to draw the blood from the over-
supplied bralu down to the stomach.
the turn of which to work has come.
The same vfasnn should forbid im
mediate hard work of any kind after a
meal. Let the stomach have its fair
turn.
'THANK THE FATKS."
asked for a lift to his destination and
Mi, oh (nitlirncttnn mnv be classed as
can nave a cnance to say a tew wings , nervous in its origin. It the
to you that I've been wanting to say! hoe nerv0U8 BVBtera la out of ordeP
Chicago News. . nn -trko it would be stranee if
the nerveB of the stomach should es-
PLANS SCHOOLS FOR SOUTH. rnna the ceneral calamity. In this
type, constant doses of medicine lor
Prle Pledcea lllniaelf to IlaUe "stomach trouble" will do little good.
100,000 Yrarijr to Help ivearroea. . . 1udl(.ioua reat and general toning
A movement has been started by the UD tne whole nervous system may
uatnouc cnurcn in me unnea Diaies i wnrir a miracle.
for. the wholesale conversion of ne- That nl0Bt wretched of all the brlef
groes and the Rev. John E. Burke.nas- er jnnesses known as a "Blck head
tor of the only Roman Catholic church ttChe" in which, as the name implies.
ror negroes in me city tne unurcn or the stomach is a co-sufferer with the
St. Benedict the Moor, in West B3d head, is much more apt to be caused.
street is in charge of the work, the bjr irritated brain centers than by
New York Evening Telegram says. abuse of tho digestive organs, as is
It is the plan of Father Burke, who proved by the frequency with which
has the active support of all the prel- an attack is brought on by overuse of
ates in the country, to raise $100,000 the eyes, or any continued strain or
every year In order to estaniisti new excitement. Youth's- Companion.
schools, mission chapels, substantial
Vanity Tricked.
, .1.- I I . I DV .......
got u, occupying "TV,, churches and a seminary.
transit in convening wuu a.. , At present there are only four negro During the early excesses of the
as though Haskins wore a hired chauf- prle8t ,n mi88ionary work among French revolution a rabble of men and
eur- , , ... their own people and their field is con- WOmen were rioting in the streets of
a woati inter, when Haskins called ,v .. tv,,. i I . . . ... . j
w i o iriu,i t,t i riM.l "... k ueu luo Biumo. u .u- fans. Uliayeite appenreu auu oruereu
preacu u.iU. - "'" -r".-" on Alice ana iouna Deimoie iuo.o. ..o tentlon of the church authorities Is to young artillery officer to open fire
uol vc - " - -- learned tnrouga me cuuvcmwuu . ,ncrease this number to hundreds. UDOn them with two cannon. The offi-
was nam, Biie m, o...b...B S(1.mr.r nad accidentally met ner in r.ioi r;iv,w,. ho. t.ion nn nnt. " , .u.. .
. on, I tho nreachlne was noor. " v ., v, m,i u . " . T ' .. cer ueggea lu IS"" -- ""
uul 6""-. - - a canuy BUUIj auu j,..., w- ,ve ,nterest in the extraordinary cam- flr8t t0 persuade them to w thdraw
Her little girl who ovorhoard 1 her re, t ca And he ket ou calllng. he & drcuar A" to per.
marks, and who was present with her tQ clwgy and ,aUy of t " u PP
at ciiuicu. a.u. Urisklns triea to conviuca iuiut.cn .nllntrv rBIUn attention to the needs .....,. i ha nffloor
.... ...v,t ,nn vnu nvnert . i. ' I V.CI laiuii , ....
-mu, ma... that had it ueen any one eise on 0? tD6 negro nigaon niovement and ..and n ls not to their reason, but to
bring the submarine to t!:e surface.
for a penny ?
than Selmore he should not nave urgjng aJl t0 make a special effort to tUeir vanity I would appeal."
Tt.e I'otvi-r of Suicuenllon.
It was the reserve farce stoied up
in the years or con niest and the habit
of triumphing In whatever they under
too',; that gave such power to the
Washinstons, the Lincclns, the Glad
stones and the Disraelis, says Orison
S'.vett Mard-n in Success Magazine. It
i.- the reserve power which we fee',
back of the words f.nd between the
lines of a powirlul booU; not what ls
actually in the printed worda that im
presses us most. We tre not so much
affected by what an orator like Wel)-
ter actually cays as w.' are by what
he suggests; the latent power, the
mighty reserve force that we fycl he
might put forth were the emergency
gnat enough.
Yours is the only hobby that Is not
foolish.
lie lrareil.
A great ninny people prefer to slid1
along the lino of least resistance, to
get along Just as easily as they en,
to paying the price In preparation for
EOMieth'.ir-; letter, pays Orison Swutt
Mari'.i n in Success Magazine. They are
not willing ta prepue ihemsclv.-s for
a wider, laigir place. They Know that
tluir education U deficient, that they
lack special trainii:; and they know
that they could manage, somehow, to
repair til. Ir il( t'e ieneles. but they lack
the energy to do so. Tiiey pi c fer to
slide along in nn e.iy-going way, with
the least trouble pof.si'.-le to them
selves.
How many wrecks, how many incom
plete end wretched lives we see every
where because people did not think it
worth wMlii to prepare for much of a
career! They thought they would g-:t
Just a little education to help them
along; just enough for practical use.
They did not think It worth while to
dig down deep and lay broad founda-
A Poiiie Imi-.iiry. " , neip n uonx. The omcer roae up to me iront oi
A few days after a famur had sold because ne uisimeu Father Burke, m speaking or tne the mob, dotted his cocked hat, pointed
a oia to a neighbor, says a writer in certainly uau u needs or tne uatnonc negro or tne t0 the guns and said:
,......i,i i ,.,i..r i, ,.hnnc.cl to cullers us sne cnoae. iiiaiuui.u tu I country, said: n.ntlm.,en will have the klndnesa
LUK V If HMOHU t.v . , " I 1 I - I viviiw..."""
The reason why the live3 of so many I neizhbor'a place, where he saw was not engaged to niniHen. n ub We want t0 tear down the old mis- to retire, for I am ordered to shoot
7,rop!e are mean and stingy and Juice- llu, Lcy sltt;n;; cn tv(. ,.d(? 0f the first time me laea oi ue.ne
Hons.
whole.
They did not see life as a
ltsa Is because they put so little Into
th'in, they make such a meager prep
aration in education. In culture. In
training, In thinking. Their lmrve.-t
is small because they bow ho little
and such inferior seed.
If the youth expects a rich, golden
harvest, he must prepare the soil, hn
must do some good sowing in the seed
time. You cannot take out of your life
v. hat you have not put into it, any
more than you can draw out of a bank
what you lave not deposited.
the llttl
the ole nen. v.aUhhig Its new oe.u-
nant.
"How d'ye do, Johnny?" said ho.
"How U yoar pig tc-day?"
"Oh, pretty wall, thank you." replied
the boy. "How's all ycur iolks.
ig engag- -inn cnanelg of the south which are a, tho rnhhle "
ed to Alice nau preaenieu useu io dilapidated and build new ones. We Th, Btreet was cleared at once, for
him. and he thought about It a great want to build substantial churches hrnnk the Idea, of beinir
deal aftct tnat, mainiy Decaube nei- wllere they are needed and establish ciassed with the scum of the city.
moie persisted in intending ho WJUJ parochial schools for the education of
his established routine. young. The colored people them- ' ie.
He was especially upset one evening ge)ves nave ot the means to do these Two speeches only had the supe
A timnlllve Pal lent.
Dr. Emdee Feet go W sleep? That
shows your circulation is bad. Editor
That's all you uuaclts know. I sup
pose If my corns ached that would
bhow that advcrtUlna patronage was
falllns off.
when, having nnue an engagement thlngt;
over the telephone to lane auco auto- . ..yVe ais0 want to 'get more young
niobillns. he called only to find that mPt) of tue race to study for the priest-
Selmore had JiLst arrived. hno . fln(i gonlIiarles will bo necessary.
Out of politeness he asked Selmore 0ur ldla lB to make this not only a
to come along and to his rage Selmore rjimt)aiirn of reliidon. but one of edu
brazenly accepted. Haskins had quite catlon aa well. for we realize that
c ounted on that rlda as a pleasant botn g0 hand in hand, and to make
one, for It was a springnse evening. coiored Deonle of the south good Cath
"When I told her I couldn't, arfor.1 There was to have been a spin over ollcg we win haV8 to educate them."
to Ket her a net cf furs for Christmas, the boulevards, supper at some quiet Most of the funds to be raised by
,i when I gat 'em for her." place and then borne in tne moonngni Fatner Burke will be used for mission-
I a 1 J - I I n i.t.t km.. 1
ana wno couiu ten wui uk- ary work in the southern states.
Infants roojs iorm u i-umiuLiau Now, nere vi aeimore, iub'
Item of Importation. $U,0DJ woitii la I tened on him for the whole evening
180$.
Two hhiil. ( Tear.
There ls something very genuine In
the domestic sli'iaticn initiated by
this scrap of cenver: ti.in, printed in
the Cleveland Lei lr-r
"My wife tn-.a cried only twico t:nt
we've been married."
"On what occasions?'
Now. caitiff, yield!" the first;
"Kor Home and Gracchus!" followed
this,
And in these he was rehearsed.
The opening tvenln tame an.l he
Rushed on with the attackers:
Now. Katie FlelJ!" to his foe he
said.
Then yelled: "For Rum and Crack
ers!"
- lloston Evening Transcript.
While a good many men hate to be
caught, that ls the only part of being
It's human nature to believe all the chased by a woman tnat mey oojec
tr. t,-io,i tn mnkn himself believe aood ws hear of ourselves. I to.