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' I 7A I 1 mm Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Is the beat oi alt medicines for the cure ol disease, disorder aad weaknesses peculiar to women. It i the aedy preparation of its kind devised by a rrf ularly gradu ated physician en experienced aad skilled specialist in le diaeaaes of women. It b a safe medicine in any oonditlon of the system. THE ONE REMEDY which contains no alcohol esod no injurious habit-forming drugs and whuih sweatee no crarinf for such stimulant. TTTR ONE RF.MFDY so good that It. 'maker ' are not atraid to print its every ingredient oa aob outside bottle -wrapper and attest to the truthfulness of the seme under oath. It is sold by medicine dealers everywhere, and any dealer who hasn't tt can . et rt. I Jon t take substitute of unknown composition for this medioine on "own composition. No counterfeit is a ood as the genuine and the druggist wbo says something else is "Jut at good as Dr. Pieroe's" U either miaUken t la trying to deceive yon for his own eel fish benefit. Such a man is not to be itrnaXed. Me is tnfliug with Tour' ssoet prioeleet poeeeaaioa your health T be your life itacli. St thot ym fH a- see eat or. . w "we wish to return our thanks, wrote Editor Houston of the , Spike town Itltr.sard. "to the unknown do nor who left a six pound turkey on the doorstep Christmas eve. The Tact that the poor old fowl was as tough as an F.iryptlnn mummy, ana lurne the edge of a carving knife after nln hours' rooklnn. dons not weaken on grnlitudo a Horned bit. The person who (rave It to us meant well, and I wiis a kind art, anyway, to kill th ancient bird find put It out of Its mis pry Thank you, '.irother, whoever yovl Hre. We'll send you the (tixzard you'll Rive ns vour address " BEST AND PEACE If fall T.'ftoa Illefrapted llnnspbolrle When f'nflenra Knfers. Sleep for skin tortured babies and rprft for tired, fretted mothers In found In a hot hath with Cutlriira Soap and a gentle anointing with Cutieura Olnt nient. This treatment. In the major- lly of rnsoH, affords Immediate relief in the most distressing forms of Itch Inr?, burning, sealy, and crusted hu mors, eczemas, riiRhea, Inflammations, Irritation, and chaflnsi, of Infancy and childhood, permits rest and Bleep to both parent and child, and points to a speedy cure, when other remedies fail. Worn-out and worried parents will find this pure, sweet and econom ical treatment realizes their highest expectations, and may be applied to the youngest Infants as well aa chil dren of all aged. The Cutieura Rem edies are Bold by druggists every where. Send to Potter Drug A Chem. Corp.. Bole proprietors, Doston, Mass., for their free 32-page Cutieura Book on the care and treatment of skin and scalp of Infants, children and adults. A l-lltlr Too Hasty. In the scramble that followed a pre mature discharge of dynaailte In a building lot. says a writer In the New York Sun. a stout man lost a scarf-pin. After he began to search for It he no ticed another man poking round In the dust and debris. He Immediately grew suspicious, and at last spoke. "I do not wish to give offense," he said, "but I must aak you to refrain from assisting me in this search. I ap preciate your willlngneas to help, but as a means of self-protection I long ago made It a rule never to allow strangers to asKlst me In r. search for a lost article." "Oh, very well," said the stranger. 'You have no objection to my looking on, I suppose.' He sat down on the , curbstone and watched the stout nan sift dust and overturn stones. After twenty minucos of painful stooping the stout man found a scarf-pin. "But it Is not my pin," he Bald, de jectedly. "No, It's mine," said the other jnan. "I heard It strike somewhere herea bouts. That was what I set out to look for, but when I saw how anxious you were for the Job I let you go ahead. Your own scarf-pin, If you want to know, Is sticking to the flap of your left coit nockpf." Community of Interest. Profiting by the mistakes of others the two explorers, each of whom had- found the south pole unknown to the other, held a conference. "What Is the use," they Bnld, "of wrangling over It? We will write our book Jointly, and will travel and lec ture togetlu-r. fine of us will do the oratorical stunt and the other will throw the plotures on the si-reeu." So they divided the spoils, whleh turned out to ho unite satisfactory. rxroHi nr. to coi n n1 w is tlw nrm i..p i., I'm-iiii.oina. Tk Perry ll rmnkllli-r ilii.l II... llanK.-r In svpnotl. I n' equaled for noliia, r ihrunt. gumir.i. .inland jiio. A slowly moving landslide on an Itullun mountain, two miles long by half a mllo wide. Is carrying with it a village with l.oon population. KOr.R KYt:S. weak, Inflamed, red. wat ery and swollen eyes, use PHTTIT'S EYK SAI.VK. All druggists or How ard Hros.. Huff.ilo. N. Y. Uctilud lUr lliiina. "You outrlitn't to malie love to tne anil try to ki me before we have lnen ac- rtunitueil live mimiteM," protested the un HopliUlicaled maiden, ri-iidju-iting her pomiuulour. "Tliul s where you pmh the wrong but ton, twin the young num. "When this little offiiir of ours l worked up iuto modern love story we shnll have done over a thousand words of scintillating, raptur ous courUliip inside of three miuuteit. Quit turning your face away!" Where llr'd He. Mrs. McSotih I wish all the saloons In creation were in t lie bottom of ths i-es. Mr. McSosh Oee, you gotta mean dls- n'sition! Wanner get mo drown', eh?-" Cleveland Leader. Na Trick at All. Canby Dunn Do you take spy stock in the story that a man engraved the entire alphabet on the head of a pin? Y. Knott Orlamly. II could have engraved the ten oommandtnents on It. It was a coupling pin. Ring off. For Ited, Itching- Eyelids, Falling Fyelaahea and All Kyes That Need Care Try Murine Kye Halve. Aseptic Tubes Trial fclxe 25c. Aak Your DruuKlst or Write Murine Kye Remedy Co. Chicago. Talret for Knowledge, "Father," said the small hoy with the thoughtful, Intellectual faro, "how do you differentiate between an ambassa dor and a minister?" "Differentiate!" g-isped the father, struck all of a heap, but recovering himself, "we pay the embsssidor about IS.&OD more salary, my son, that we di the minister." 1 1 if The Quest of 'etty Hy MAlGT)A. JJ Copyrlfht, 1909, by W. 0. Chapman. Copyright la Great Britain Q rilAT'TRR XXVI (Continued). "So they went to India and look up their residence In tbo hills. One il-nijjiit.-r was born to them, named N.iri-lH.ie. ipt. I)n I.'Knilos died tho following ycnr. Wlien Corlsse was only eluhtecn slio was married to Har old Ilareourt, whom she had met while on a visit to Calcutta. He was a per sonable fellow, of good family and my aunt thought her only child was mak Ini? a ginid match. The resemblance between these four women my Aunt Marie, and her daughter Narclsse, whom you know as Mrs. Harold Har- court, and my mother and her daugh ter, tVrlsse Wayne, tny sister, was ap palling. Tlioy all hud the same color ing, the same features almost to the fraction of an Inch, and the same re markably exquisite coloring. Yet I am mire that not until to-day has Mrs. Jlarcoiirt known that Cerlsse Wayne and ulie were full-blooded cousins, as Aunt Marie brought her daughter up In Ignorance of the relatives In Africa. Aunt Marie's Idea In this was to pro tect my mother from my father's wrath, as ho had forbidden mother to tell us of our aunt, and Indeed we were so young when Aunt 'Marie de parted that we soon forgot her. Motn- r and Aunt Marie never had any com munication after Anut Marie left for India. My mother died when I was about nine, and Cerlsse not quite eight years old. Cerlsse hud always been father's favorite and after my mother's death home would have been unbear able to me except for Tyoga. We hud excellent tutors in the house, and later father sent Itenoni and mo to Kuropo to study. I took a doctor's degree In feldclberg at a remarkably early uge, thanks to the previous Instruction I had received from my father, who was an exceptionally brilliant man. Benonl studied with mo, for while father had subordinated Tyoga and her child, my mother had dealt fairly with them In the matter of wealth. "I was at Heldelburg when Aunt Marie came to visit me. It was the year that Narelsse was married, and three years after Cerlsse, a madcap girl of seventeen, had been sent home In disgrace from a' French convent after a flirtation with Hackleye, who had followed her to Africa and mar ried her there. "Aunt Marie had gone to Africa In search of her sister- With her daugh ter my aunt felt she could safoly seek out her twin sister after the lapse of all these years. She was grlef-strlck- n over the news of her sister's death. nd unwittingly let fall before my father that In the Tlougaley region were some extremely valuable diamond lields, the secret of whose location hud een made known to her husband, Cupt. Do IVIOnclos, by an Arabian servitor of his. Aunt Marie's fortune hud felt the touch of years, and she had made a Joint reason for her African Journey an uttempt to lot-ate and work these mines. Father, his avarice all stirred again, strove to force her to tell him where they were. Aunt Marie knew him of old and refused, learning I was at Heidelberg, she proceeded there, and stopped with Ilenoni and me for iivcr a year, giving mo tho pnly happi ness I hail known since my mother's death. She spoke freely to me of my young cousin Narelsse Harcourt In In dia, asked mo to befriend her if ever she needed It, and showed mo her min iature, so like that of my sister Ce-1-lane that I could but gasp. "I went home that summer and left Aunt Marie In Paris planning to re turn to India in tho early fall. Later the news came that she hud perished in a horrible conllagrutlon at u churlty bazaar. This was a severe blow to me for I hud loved my aunt, and my heart went out to my unknown cousin "Cerlsse hud tho heart of a fiend. Hackleye had taught her that she was the most beauU.ul human existent. A whim of hers was to fancy herself the i-einearnatlon of Venus herself. Ce- rissu did not take kindly to the news of her cquully exquisite cousin across seas, especially since her children, of whom by now she had two, were, with ull due respect to their father, whom Ihey resembled, not particularly come ly. To satisfy herself Cerlsse made a Hying trip to India in disguise, and there began the tragic end. "Father at this time became cogniz ant that ; I knew how to reach ;he Tlougaley mines. Aunt Marie had be- sought me w 1th Her farewell breath to keep this intelligence from him. I kept tny faith with her. And as a penalty for that faith iny father subjected me lo the most cruel tortures that foi-tv Uends might have devised. He becan I In the castle and ended with them in the Jungle. And when I was nearly dead from pain and distortion, he real- Isied that I was dying and the secret with me. Then be put forth all his un funny and exceptional surgical skill, and dragged me back to life but such life such a living death for no be ing so deformed and taunted out of hu man shape as 1 ever before walked the earth. i triune went 10 inula. rino saw Narelsse and hated her on sight. Nar i-lsse bad a child, too, by then, and ner our uauy was as loveiy as Cerlss ! s two had been plan. What Is more, Cerlsse becume violently Infatuated with Harcourt. Narcisse's husband. She made herself known lo him one day is he walked beneath the trees in the garden, while Narelsse sat In the house and rocked her baby to sleep. After Ihe first start Harcourt became Inter ested. I know not what wilee Cerlsse lised, but this Cerlsse soon had liar- lourt bound hand and foot. Narelsse eas ousted from her husband's heart. Cerlsse hid forgotten her home and rhildren. iioui t erlsse and Harcourt stopped at uctual murder. They began to pUy Mrs. Harcourt. I did not know but k royal game. The resemblance be- that In an arier rage Harcourt might Iween Cerisse and Nitrclsse made this not destroy her. too. I did not know easy. They kept Narelsse under the what the papers were, but feared they Influence of the loco blossoms drugsed might rcuct on my cousin's safety. I her poor mind almost to Imbecility, followed Mrs. Morris to Mrs. Har When Narelsse lay stupefied from the court's room and ran Into her as she flearly powders Cerlsse paraded beforn was rounding the corner on her ra the world as Mrs. Harcourt. Cerisse turn. She struggled to free herself, but was always Jealtws of their child, the I held her fast. 1 wanted to discover little llaroia. jr. ."One day Harold, Jr., fell by aecl. I lent into the lily pond. The poor drug. Lancey r. WEST ged mother was watching him at the time and sat by the window too stu pefied to move or rescue him. Har court tried, but he was too far away at a distant corner of the garden. Har old dead, he decided It would be best to leave India. Hackleye nud father were growing suspicious of Cerlsse's lung absences, mid Mrs. Ilareourt's friends In India were becoming unduly exercised over the changes that appar ently had come over her, for of course this strange exchange of personalities was known to none. Ko Harcourt gave out that he was lo travel for his wife's health. In jny pitiable shape I could do little to protect my cousin, but I tried to travel closely enough In their wake to prevent their ever killing her. For my aniictinn Cerlsse felt no pity. She loathed the Bight of me, and her evident hutred soon drove me to allv myself In spirit with my sadly Injur.-d brother-in-law and cousin. Hurcourt and Cerlsse had planned to spend the summer, here. She was to go to live In lodgings till she could find a home In which to remove with his wife, and then Cerlsse would join them, and the same old farce was lo have been re newed. To that end Harcourt' leusL-d the Flunders housi " A distinct "Ah!" ran through the court room and Harcourt simultaneous ly uttered a denial. "To that end," continued I.e Mal hcureux, "Hurcourt leased the Flanders house. For some whlni or other he took It under the name of Hamley Hackleye. I think Harcourt had In tended to make an end of Narelsse there, for ho knew that Hackleye was close on the trail. Then Cerlsse was to have stepped Into her cousin's shoes and Hackleye would have believed that It was his wife who had died. Ce rlsse took rooms at the Desterle's and almost Immediately a secret doorway was cut through. I tracked Harcourt to the. house at 94 Hrlarsweet place the night of the murder. 1 'waited till I had a chance and secreted myself In the house. I saw him remove the plaque and climb Into my sister's room. I followed, hiding In the closet. "Cerlsse and he quarreled nearly tsll evening. Cerlsse in one of her petu lant moods was provoking him beyond endurance. She was becoming wear led with him. The letter that was found on the floor urging her to live up to the demands of womanhood and to return to 'H' hud been recently re ceived by her from Hurcourt, and she mude it the pivot on which to torn many a Joke und Jeat. Finally she told him she was tired of him, and thought Bhe would go back to her husband. They squabbled and wrangled till final ly Cerlsse made ready for bed. Har court started to go home, but at length, fully dressed, threw himself down on the bed and began to smoke, nt th same time chiding Cerlsse for using so many cigarettes. Then she usked him for money, claiming that her losses ut the races had, as she termed it, "laid her flat.' He said he had no money and then she turned on him with r; proaches of an over-fondness for rou lette, i ney Dickered about monev till nearly daylight and till Harcourt would not talk any more. Cerlsse dropped off Into n doze, but Harcourt lay then: smoking in moody silence. Cerlsse roused and asked him to get her drink or water. Jle refused at first, but she kept at him. Finally be cot up, went over to the stand, fumbled there for a moment and came back, handing her the glass half filled with water, and said, 'Never ask me for h drink again Cerlsse lay back on her pillows, and apparently fell Into slumber again. Harcourt resumed his place by her side. 1 was uboul to go, wishing to make my way back home before the dawn broke, when suddenly Harcourt turned over on his elbow und moaned like a whipped lioness. "What have I done, what have I done?" he tiled over und over again. "My temper, niy temper! My awful jealousy! Cerlsse, I have killed you. killed you!" "He kissed her again and again, and wept and dug his nails Into his flesh, The sunlight came in at the window und the breakfast gong clanged in ths hall. Reality came buck to him. He cautiously slid from the bed and made hia way back into Hie house, lie knew that safety lay In flight. "Handicapped by deformity, I knew 1 lou,u nomine, oui i relied on ""lB,lr- jogeiner i inougnt we might take the body away with us mrougn mai irap tioor. i went over t0 lnB l"'1 ttnU aHsured myself that Ce- nsse w'is quite ucau. i smelted of the Klass and from the lack of odor and tnc condition or cerlsse s body guessed that Harcourt had depended upon bis ma '"ena. tne ioco puini, to end her life. Perhaps he had given her tho dose meant originally for Narelsse. "Then I went In search for Hack leye. It took me longer to find him than I thought, tor It was very late, nearly noon, when we returned to tho room. 1 had not told him she was dead. He was fearfully shocked. We had Just entered and were figuring how wo could get the body Hway, when we heHrd the trap door fastened behind us. Kvldently Harcourt had come in and I noticed it open und. fearing be. had for- gotten to close It in his wild flight of the morning, made haste to remedy the oversight. There we were, Hacklcyo and I. locked In the room with the dead body of his wife and my sister. Five minutes later Mrs. Hesterle burst in the door. There was time to get out. as HacKleye has sal it. while tliev car ried Mrs. IVsterle to her room. "I was In the hotel perilled on the fire-escape above the room occupied ty Miss Lancey, now Mrs. Morris, that samo night. I was keening guard over what she had done, and to see If sha I had the stolen naDers hidden about Iher, and If so, what they were. In the contest her waist was torn off and her nose began to bleed. Then she fainted from fright. I cirrled her from the hotel to Hackleje's rooms, intending to take her to her lKme In the morning. She grew steadily worse and by morn ing was having convulsions. I hold high Europenn degrees ns a physician, and ss I knew the cause of her malady felt the only Just way to the girl would be to treat her myself. Together with Tyoga and Hackleye I got her to Ban Francisco and took her to Africa with me. I had to do it. There was no oth er way. My only safely lay In flight. Her only chance of recovery lay In the medication 1 could give her, for I alone knew the cause of her complete mental prostration. Tiie later complications of her Journey I had not foreseen, but she is here now. safe and well, and, may I not say it? all the happier for her trip." Harcourt bad risen and staggered from his feet toward Francis Wayne. Harcourt walked like a drunken man, and quicker than anyone could divine his purpose he had unveiled the shrink ing figure of Lie Malheureux. Shrieks rose from all sides of tha court room. Hcfore them stood The Man-Aperllla! High and clear rang Narelsse liar court's voice: "My poor cousin! My poor, poor cousin!" CIIAPTKR XXVII. They hanged Harcourt within tha month. And the British government did not Interfere. It was glad to shift the riddance of such a human pest en Undo Sam. Hackleye went back to England to be with his children, and pntch out the rest of his life as best he could. Narelsse Harcourt and rhll ip Hartley married. The papers Francis Wayne produced bore out his story; which was farther attested by the old French Cure, and by Itenoni. They also told of the fright ful treatment Francis Wayne had suf fered at the hands of his unnatural father, and how his repulsive shape was In reality a perverted triumph ot science. For old John Wayne out there In the African Jungle had forestalled all continental research In the graft of body on body. When through his tor tures his son lay before him scarcely more than a heart and a brain, John Wayne bad grafted to him bodily the hugest gorilla the jungle furnished. The human brain and heurt and soul still beat In kinship, and the beast's body thrived and made for the mortal soul w ithin it a torture. After the trial Le Malheureux, dis daining the pleadings of a hundred scientists, went back to Africa with Mela and I'.enonl. There he has sunk his identity In a wonderful laboratory for electrical research, from which an nually Issue bulletins that delight and astonish the scientific world. Before L,e Malheureux sailed he said, in self justification: "Only once have I let the inclina tions of the beast that is part of me overtop me only once permitted Us physical characteristics to conquer my Immortal soul. That was the time when, penned in the death-chamber of my sister, with tho trap-door locked behind me. and open escape, such as Hackleye took, barred from me because of my unmerited affliction, and when I knew no one would believe my story, that I might keep free for my cousin's sake, hunted and sore, I'jlbbered and fought and played the beast I look." (The End.) COST OF LIVING IN SOUTH. (ioiMl Accoiiiiiuiilnlloiia Much Illither ut Hotels Than In the North.. In the Mobile Register of Feb. 7 appears a news item from Washingtou to the effect that as shown by sworn statements the expenses of the trav:l- ing employes of the .department of agriculture average between $1 and ?2..'0 a day. This la absurd, says Traveler in tha New York Sun. First class accommo dations cannot be secured as cheaply in the south as in other parts of thfe country. I am a native of New York city and have traveled In all of tha Atlantic seaboard states during tho last eight years, and I am of the opin ion that I know something about -no traveling proposition. The minimum rate of a. country ho tel in the south is $2 a day, and with in the last two years where there 'a no i i-mpelition many of them have 'gone up to $2.50, and the food yoi get at most of them beggars doscr'p tion. If you had supper in Jesup, Ga., and by an airship route could break fast. In China Grove, N. C, you would 1 get the same meal. I There are places where accommoda tions can bo secured at $1 a day, and no doubt they are patronized by worthy people, but 1 was never aware that- a goverrktient employe ate such "humble pie." I know quite a few per sonally. I have put up at some country hotel in New England, and well, compari sons are odious. However, it is suta dent to say that there Is mtle more to he desired for $2 a day. Then again, please consider that the South has to import much of what it eats from sections of the country which, according to aforesaid govern ment employes, are more expensive to live in. In a first class hotel in a large city In the South, a hotel which rank with a second class hotel In the East, you cannot secure complete acconwio dations for much less than J5 a day. Ily way of comparison, you could get more for $5 a day In Boston than in Atlanta. In a pinch you could live very cotpfortably in Boston for $4 a day, much lxdter than you could In Birmingham, Ala. In the matter of housekeeping a family can live more comfortably with in a moderate distance of Boston, New York or Philadelphia on the same amount of money as would be spent under Ihe same circumstances on the outskirts of Atlunta. The most eco nomical city In the country, by the way, Is Baltimore. These figures from the sworn state .nients of government employes do not constitute a proper commentary on the differences in cost of living in hotels in different sections of the country. They jump from a dollar a day back woods hotel, where hog and hominy the cuisine, to a flrst class hotel in Boston, where you can get Barker house rolls and real buckwheat cakee and real maple sirup for breakfast. As they stand the figures are valueless and misleading. Some people are so fond of ill luck that they run half way to meet IU Douctaa Jen old. GOOD SHORT STORIES A country bridegroom, when the hride hesitated to pronounce the word "obey," remarked to tho officiating clergyman: "Go on, mister; It don't matter. I can make her." She was Just three years old, and It was her first visit to the Zoo. When the towering form of the elephant ap peared in sight she drew back, clutch ing at her father's hand. "I won't go too close, daddy," Bhe whlppcred. "I might frighten him." The popular opinion of a critic Is of one who has not learned any sci ence or succeeded In any art, and Is therefore empowered to sit In Judg ment on those who have. "Can you sing?" asked the maestro of the aspir ing pupil. "No;" "Can you play?" "No!" "Then I don't sen anything for you but to teach music." A uinn who has been three times married and as often left a widower was reported to he thinking a fourth time of entering into the blessed and comfortable eiitate of holy matrimony. A friend ventured to ask whether there was any truth in the rumor and received this sagacious reply: "Na, na; what wl' marryin' them, and what wl' buryin' them. It's ower expensive." Richard Le Galllenne, tho poet, was entertaining a group of magazine edi tors at luncheon In New York. To a cdmpliment upon his fame Mr. Le Gal llenne Bald lightly: "But what is po etical fame In this age of prose? Only yesterday a schoolbow came and asked me for my autograph. I assented willingly. And to-day at breakfast time the boy again presented himself. 'Will you give me your autograph, sir?' he said. 'But,' said I, "I gave you my autograph yesterday.' 'I swopped that and a dollar,' he an swered, 'for the autograph of Jim Jef fries.' " He was a doctor and was patiently waiting for his first patient. Thought he: "If the mountain will not come to Mohammed, Mohammed must go to the mountain. And as patients will not seek me out I must needs seek them out." He strolled through the cheap market and presently saw a roan buy six nice cucumbers. "Here's a chance!" said he, and followed him home. Patiently he waited for four long and lonely hours and about mid night the front door quickly opened, and the man dashed down the steps. He seized him by the arm and cried earnestly: "Do you want a doctor?" "No!" replied the man roughly. "Want more cucumbers!" She was the lady of his choice and he took.no pains to conceal It. "I'll bet you don't know what day to-morrow is," she announced suddenly. "Wliy, Tuesday, of course," he an swered In a puzzled tone. "Oh, I don't mean that kind of a day. I knew you didn't know," "I don't know. What do you mean?" he replied helplessly. "Well, I guess I'll have to tell you." She pretended she was hurt. "It will be my birthday." "Congratulations, Alice. Congratulations," ho exclaimed enthusiastically. "And how old may " "That's for you to find out," she answered, laughing. "Well, I bet I know." "You do?" "Yes, and I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll send you a rose for every year of your life. How will that do?" At the florist's he found the assistant unoccupied. "Send Miss Casey eighteen of your best roses to-morrow mbrnlng. You know the address. Eighteen. Your best. Un derstand," The boy understood. Half an hour later the proprietor was Iqok lng over the order book. "What did Mr. Graham order to-day?" "Eighteen roses, sir," answered Willie. "Eighteen? He's a pretty good customer. Throw 'n a dozen more." What Cinderella llcnllr Wore. Doubtless In reading the parchments of the old French chroniclers many mistakes and misunderstandings oc curred. The manuscripts were so dingy and difficult and undecipher able! Of all such errors, one made by Charles Perruult la the moat evident and the widest spread. When he was writing his fairy tales to amuse the seventeenth century courtiers of France, he had, naturally enough, re course to the old French chronicles. There he read that Cinderella or whatever her name was In those by gone days went to the ball in slippers of yair, the royal fur of that time, miniver, as it is now known. But Perrault, misreading the text, decked out his heroine in slippers of verre glass a very different thing. The real Cinderella probably glided softly down the dance in thoBe point ed, curving, fur-bordered shoes of medieval days. Thanks to good Mon sieur Perrault, however, she will for ever click-clack down the corridors of time, for those little clattering glass slippers belong to her as much as his swaggering shoes of leather to Puaa In Boots. An Objevl Defeated. "Why do women wear such extrava gant headgear?.", asked the Chicago man. "To be frank with you," replied hra wife, "It Is to attract the admiring eyes of the men." "Then why do you proceed to put out the men's eyes with hatpins?" Washington Star. Detail Wnnteil, "How did you win your wife?" "Win my wife? How does any man win a wife?" , "There are various methods. I have seen wives that looked as If they might have beeu won in a raffle." Washington Herald. lie Wonder.- "Shad Is a good ileal like marriage." "As to how?" "Both are flue things, but some times I wonder if either is worth the trouble." taulsvlWe Courier-Journal. He who knows a woman ha solved great mystery. Ever notice how easy it U to be fooiUkf TV? BACKACHE ! Suffered Over A'ine Month, Nothing RelirvedM Until I Took PERU N A. Mrs. Joseph Laeelle, 121 Bronson St., Ottawa. East, Ontario, Canada, writes: "I suffered with backache and head' ache for over nine months and nothing relieved me until i took I'oruna. This, medicine is bv far hotter than any other medicine for these troubles. A few bot, ties relieved me of mv miserable, half dead, half-alive condition." SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE To dem onstrate the value of Peruna in all ca tarrhal troubles we will send you a sam ple bottle absolutely free by mail. The merit and success of Fcruna is to well known to the public that our readers are advised to send for sample bottle: Address the -Peruna Company, Columbus. Ohio. Don't fosget to men tion you read this generous offer in the Kin need of advice write our Medical Department, stating your case fully. Our physician in charge will send you advice free, together with literature con taining common sense rules for health, which you cannot afford to be without. A Carlyle Retort. An empty headed duke once said to Thomas Carlyle at a dinner: "The British people, sir, can afford to laugh at theories." Carlyle, scowling, replied: "The French nobility of a hiyidred years ago thought that they could af ford to laugh at theorists too. But a man came and wrote a book called 'The Social Contract.' This man was Jean Jacques Rousseau, and his book was a theory and nothing but a theory. The nobles could laugh at his theory, but their skins went to bind tie se ond edition of the book." llackeheeali. Upgardson What impressed you most during your trip abroad? Atom The touches I got everywhere 1 went, of course. hatb Ton a rortin, or coi.nf If ao lae at onr Allnn'a l,nns Ital.tim ant watrh C nulla. Hinipltv aufi, rff(M-tivn. Alldoalora. t'opu r wrice Uc. 60c and II. HI) botUe. QTJEEB VILLAGES. gome Peculiar Ones That May Be Seen In England. The English village is very dear to the hearts of poets and painters, and thousands of them are certainly charm ing. A few, however, are more amus ing than anything' else as, for la stance, one which consists entirely of old railway carriages, even the chapel being composed of four horse trucks. Another vlUage, with a population of 1,100 and taxed at the valuation ot $8,000, has neither school, church nor other public building, the only thing of the sort being a letter tx$x on a pillar. Villages with but a single Inhabi tant are not unknown, one of them being Sklddaw, in Cumberland. , The single villager complains bitterly be cause he cannot vote, there being no overseer to prepare a voters' list and no church or other public building in which, to publish one, as the law re quires. The lonely rate payer In a Northumberland village has declined to contribute money to maintain the roads, remarking that the one he has Is quite good enough for Us use. In the Isle of Ely Is a little parish with about a dozen inhabitants that has no rates, as there are no roads or public institutions of any kind and "conse quently no expenses. Kenipton, near Bedford, can prob ably lay successful claim to the dis tinction of being the longest village In the world, as It straggles along the road for a distance of seven miles. Sometimes a village will entirely disappear, having been built either on the edge ot the crumbling cliffs that, make part of the coast line or over an ancient mine. One of the latter class Is In Shropshire, and each year one or more of the cottages tumbles as the earth sinks beneath It. Harper' Weekly. POSTUM FOR MOTHERS. The Drink That Nourishes and flap Ilea Fond lor Mother and Child. "My husband has been unable to drink coffee for several years, so we were very glad to give Postum a trial and when we understood that long boiling would bring out the delicious flavor, we have been highly pleased with it. "It is one of the finest things for nursing mothers that I have ever seen. It keeps up the mother's strength and Increases the supply of nourishment for the child If partaken of freely. I drank it between meals Instead of wa ter and found it most beneficial. "Our five-year-old boy has been very delicate since birth and hua developed slowly. He was white and bloodless. I began to give him l'o.itum freely and you would be surprised at the change. 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