Dakota County Horald DAKOTA CITY, NK8. elohn H. Rtam, Publlohol Cans da seems to be getting a better Neighbor all the time. Occasionally a comet butts Into view Without first sending In Its card. It takes a man who doesn't work to talk eloquently about the dignity of labor. Commander Peary want the Stars and Stripes planted on the South Pole. Jt la a patriotic idea. ' No matter what he says almost ev ery man yearns for the time when he Swill be rich enough to do as he plea s. Somebody has presented another nedal to the Wright Brothers, Up to 25, ultimo, the brothers had .wo Ball kegs full of medals. Trust in Providence Is beautiful and Messed, but if you Jump into holis with your eyes open and think Provi dence will pull you out you are a Ticker. One of the professors says woman's senses are less acute than those of scan. He probably bases his decision on the fact that a woman can get along all winter with low shoes. What a lucky thing It would be If a food constitutional lawyer could occa sionally be Induced to examine a bill before the Legislature wasted time and oratory In passing It A burglar stole diamonds worth 1800,000 from a woman's room In a New York hotel. We shall probably hear, now, how he overlooked $80,000, 000,000 In cash which was lying on the dresser. It appears t.bat It was Rowland Hill mho Invented the adhesive , postage sump, but to our glory be It said It was an American government contract or who invented the non-adhesive post age stamp. Dr. Felix Adler states that Ameri cans are maniacs for work. It Isn't so much wealth they desire as work, he thinks. Possibly this accounts for the existence of the 8ons of Rest Society. It Is the natural reaction. It the mean man's championship is till open to challenge, the Brooklyn dairyman who was convicted the other day of selling adulterated milk to an orphan asylum certainly has claims upon the title that are worth consld ring. An observant Frenchman who has been visiting In New York makes the Just comment that Americans do not know how to economize in little things. "Saving Ave dollars may ap peal to them, but saving five cents no! We believe In France that saving five cents makes it possible for us to aave five dollars; and this has made France a rich country." A suggestion for household economy was given in a scientific lecture re cently, when a professor of physics said that the ordinary stove used in most ltchens wastes In a day enough heat to keep food hot for a month. Any thing that will cool the kitchen in summer or warm It In winter, whether or not It cooks the meals, will be wel comed by the cooka themselves. "Spare, woodman, spare the beechen tree!" wrote Thomas Campbell a cen tury ago. The appeal was heeded, and the great beech which stood near Ard wall House, Kirkcudbright, Scotland, was not cut down. Now, however, It lias blown down, and another of the famous trees Vhlch have Inspired poetry, or been glorified by tradition, Is gone. The elm which suggested to George P, Morris bla poem of similar sentiment was probably cut down years ago. Helen continues to retain Its popu larity as a name for girls. Not long ago It was voted the favorite name by the students of a men's college and It bas been discovered, as the result of a canvass of the names of the students In Smith College, that more than a hundred of the total of 1,600 bear that same. Mary, with less than ninety, comes next. Margaret, Ruth, Florence and Elizabeth follow In the same or der. The good old-fashioned womanly names have fortunately displaced the fancy names of a generation or so Ago. Ter million of population, the num ber of felonious homicide in 1909 was as follows: In Canada, 3; Germany. 6; England, 11; France, 13; Belgium, the moat criminal country in Europe, 15; In the United States, 129. Owing to lax enforcement of law, and the mistaken policy of giving the criminal too many chances for escaping the pen alty of his crime, only one out of sev enty-four murderers In the United State is convicted. Political and per anal influence and the maudlin sentl meat that regards crime as disease and a murderer as a sick man to be cured, Instead of a dangerous beast to be ex terminated, permit the average man killer in America to escape with seven year In prison. Crime is crime. Tho murderer Is a murderer. The sooner American prisons cease to be pleasant sanUarlums for mental abnormal and become Institutions for punishment of criminals by hard work aud rigid dis cipline the better for our national rep utation. It Is easy to draw a hli tcrlial con ;rast between the past and present pe tition of women in the body politic and society. Our sister who are dis satisfied with their lot may find buii.e comfort in comparing their own status ' with that of their grandmother, great grandmothers and remoter ancestors The comfort, will Ho not in rejoicing over the limitation oi the women of , the puat 6 ueralloiiB, tut in the evl di-me u3ordi;d of the great progress made by the sex. But there Is a clover ' and contemporary companion picture which convey the atno lesson. A To- klo newspaper has recently questioned the Japanese commercial commission era on their return from a tour of in vestigation In the United State aa to What displeased them most among tho conditions they encountered on their trip. Among the answers were the following: "Extreme respect paid to women." "Presumptuous attitude of women over men and the mingling of boys among girls In schools." "Too much respect for women." "Unreason able egotism on the part of women." "Too much pride on the part of wom en." "To salute any kind of woman." "Unnatural gestures and phraseology of women in talking." These replies were given by some of the most en lightened and progressive men of Ja pan. Japan haa made great progress along many lines, but the notion or the Inferiority of women still persists. Her chief duty among them la obedience obedience to her father before mar riage, to her husband after marriage, and to her son if she is a widow. She must bow low before her masculine masters. She cannot walk beside her husband on terms of equality, but must follow humbly In the rear. She must carry his packages and perform all the little services which American gallantry prescribes as the part of tho mala. It Is true that these customs, which from our standpoint would be called loutish, never prevailed in American or European society; never theless, the notion of the duty of obed ience of women In essentials was al most as strong among our ancostors of even 200 years ago. In our modern so cial life the conditions are practically reversed. It is the man who must be obedient; - and it may come to be the same In politics If tho present trend continues. MONKEY CAPTURES BURQLAR. Pelta Him with Crocker? and ftrap pice with Him and Caaaea Arm, After a lengthy sojourn In Madagas car, M. Iyouls Charmot returned to Paris .recently and took up his resi dence at 43 Rue de Sevlgne, the Paris edition of the New York Herald says. He had brought with him, in addition to a number of curios and tapestries, a large monkey named Ernest, which he kept as a pet in his apartment. While M. Charmot was absent yes terday afternoon a burglar entered the apartment by means of a skeleton key. He was busy making a parcel of a number of objects of value, when the monkey Ernest, who had been hiding In a corner of the dining room, sud denly began to pelt him with a perfect hall of plates, cups, saucers, ash trays, an Inkstand and other portable objects at hand. The burglar first hesitated, and then made a dash at Ernest with a heavy cane. The monkey wisely beat a re treat and climbed on to the top of the buffet. The Intruder got a chair to reach the monkey and was about to strlko when the monkey jumped at him and, nmld a terrible noise of breaking plates and overturned furni ture, monkey and man fell together to the floor. The noise immediately attracted the neighbors and the burglar was quickly overpowered. He turned out to be an erstwhile convict named Georges Ro- del. Thanks to the monkey the bur glar was caught, but the material dam age done In the apartment Is almost as great as If the burglar had quietly carried the goods away. WIPED OUT BY SMALLPOX. Only On Survivor la a VII laa;e of 1,100 Inhabitant. Details of the wiping out of an en tire Russian village by smallpox hav Just reached St. Petersburg, says i New York Press correspondent. Tb village is named Volskaya, and Is sit uated in the Island of Sochalln. Until a few weeks ago Its population was 1,100. Sanitation, as in mosi Russian villages, was conspicuous!) absent, and when the disease first ai peared a few months ago no one wai troubled about It. Smallpox In Rub la Is frequently called the "hoi) slcknees," and no attempt was made al vaccination. Slok and healthy children wen habitually bathed together, that beJnj believed an efficacious treatment, and after the local priest died the bodlei remained unburled. Thus the epidemic raged unchecked and entire families from grandfather to grandchild, wen stricken. Finally a sanitary commission woi sent from the mainland, but could ac compllsh nothing. It has been decide! to burn to the ground this "village ol death," as it Is popularly called. Ol the 1,100 Inhabitants only one remains, a man of 72, named Vasallleff. Th disease spared him, but he haa be come a maniac. A Financial JoUa. "I want to go home quick, my wife bas presented me with a line boy," said a waiter in the Cafe Martin last Saturday to the head waiter. "Sure thing! Beat it, quick! My, but you're lucky," replied the head waiter. It Is the rule at the Cafe Mar tin that when a son Is born lu the family of any employe $100 Is given to the father and $50 for a girl. With his face wreathed In smiles, the waiter returned to the restaurant In the afternoon carrying a big baby hoy. In the restaurant were John B. Martin and his brother, Louis, Mark A. Mayer and Julian Kauffman. These four retired to the private office of the cafe, with the waiter and the baby, and set about celebrating. Wlna was opened and glasses filled. Then "while Louis Martin held the baby his broth er John roBe, and lifting the glass spoke solemn truths on the honor and responsibility of being the father of such a niugnldcent boy and gave the waiter a $100 bill. Mayer uddrd a $100 bill. The toast wns drunk. The waiter and the baby departed. They had been gone only a few minutes when a little Frenchwoman excitedly entered. "Where Is thut waiter?" she de manded. "He has pone," wart the reply. "1I said he only wnnted to borrow my 4 months-old baby for a few min utes, and he haa been gone an hour and a half. Oh, where Is my baby?" She said the waiter had boarded with her a week and had borrowed the baby to show a friend. New York World. Never forget a Mend especially U he ova ypi THE MAN AT THE MP A'V V&Mh Just a thought In recognition of a fellow who seldom gets Into the news papers. Ho doesn't make much news. He knows mighty little about the "city ways" of making money. He has a fine liking lor clean financial methods and a hearty scorn for all that Is crooked. Perhaps It Is his man ner of living that makes him want to be honest. Iet that man see a problem play, one of those things that serve to satisfy the jaded appetites of metro politan people, and you'll find a splash of red on his tanned cheek and he will wonder how it is possible for women to be present. Tell him about bribery and stock Jobbing and franchise stealing and a few of the thousand forms of gouging the public, and you will jar his faith In the natural gffod ness ot humanity. In the spring this type of good American citizen Is following a plow. It is hard work. It. puts a hlg ache in the neck and callouses on the hands. It destroys the complexion. It calls for brown overalls and perspiration. The man is happy In his work. He whistles as he trudges along In the fur row. Ho clucks to the horses, nnd finds Joy In the freedom of his life. He doesn't go Into raptures over green fields and singing brooks and i,ongs of birds. They are a part of his environment. They are routine, but he loves them Just the same. He has an enormous burden on his broad shoulders. He feeds the world. Ho is the brother or life itself. He toils long hours. His primary object In working is his own welfare. But he feeds the world. Ho makes existence possible. He Is the hend of the procession in which are marching the doctor, the lawyer, the banker, the idler. He is the founlainhead of wealth and prosperity. He Is the creditor of humanity. It is well to remember with gratefulness this man in overalls, who follows the plow and whistles as the brown earth reveals its richness and prepares to bring forth the fruits of the field. - 1S A cent's worth of electricity, at the average price In this country, will ralao ten tons twelve feet high with a crane In less than a minute. A French chemist has advanced the theory that the odors from vegetation disseminated through the air diminish the actinic powers of the solar radia tions sufficiently to affect photography. No coal Is mined in this country lower than a depth of 2,200 feet, while several English mines penetrate 3,500 feet down, and there are mines in Bel glum 4,000 feet deep. Eight inch seams of coal are mined commercially abroad, while few veins less than four teen Inches thick are worked In this country. In a paper read before the Institu tion of Electrical Engineers at Man cheater, England, recently, the maxi mum output of the five power-stations it Niagara Falls was stated at 320,000 Iiorse-power, distributed over a dis tance of 150 miles. This distance will toon be increased to 250 miles, and then, said the authors of the paper, tuch a system of, distribution will be lu operation as would, if it were in stalled In England, supply the whole country with the electrical energy it required, from one central station. Recent experiments by Dr. W. von Oechelhauser, In Germany, have result ed In the production from the decom position of ordinary coal-gas In verti cal retorts of a gas possessing a lift ing power of about one kilogram (two and one-fifth pounds) per cubic meter. The lifting power of llghtlng-gas has heeu calculated at seven-tenths of a kilogram per cubic meter. Compared with hydrogen, the new gas haa a lift ing power of in the proportion of 1,000 to 1,050. A balloon of 1,000 cubic meters filled with the new gas would lift filiO pounds more than the same balloon filled with ordinary gas. The effect of chemistry on civiliza tion, says Dr. Maximilian Torn, has been greater than that of any other science. "Engineering made but little orogress until steel and cement, two chemical products, were cheapened, simplified, and made universal." Med icine owes to chemistry the discovery of synthetic drugs, and of anesthetics, and the progress that has been made In the study of metabolism. The twentieth century promises even to outstrip the nineteenth In chemical progress, which will lie in the direc tion of controlling foodstuffs, applying the raw materials In the earth, and re fining of metals. Practically all the Important inflrmn ilea and hospitals in England have their own electric generating stations and the size of the installations, says the Ixmdon Times, would surprise the majority of engineers. The equipment has to be designed with unusual care. owing to the special conditions which prevail In hospital work. Even where a public supply is available, the use of an Independent system is Justified on account of the security which it gives against failure of current at a critical moment. The Installations are used for lighting, heating, ventilating, telephoning and other purposes, and many hospitals have laundries oper ated electrically. One county asylum bas Its own private electric railway for conveying supplies from the nearest railway station. The stuff used to kill a smell is us ually worse than the smell. PLOW HANDLE 3. A JSloe Calculation. Two very dear old ladies walked up to the window where tickets were to be be sold for two popular concerts. They wanted tickets for both nights, but alas! those for the second even ing were all gone. This was the more popular entertainment of the two. "I'm so sorry, my dear!" pattered one ot the old ladies to the other "We did want to go, didn't we, and we wanted to go both nights." "You couldn't give us two tickets for each night?" inquired the other, ol the clerk, "No, ma'am." "You haven't two seats anywhere foi the second night?" "No, ma'am. Couldn't give you nose room." A great resolution beamed upon hei gentle face. "Then," said she firmly, "give mt four tickets for the first night. We will make them do." "Why, sister," quavered the other "are you going to invite somebody?" "No," said she, "but If we can't gc both nights " She paused, bewil dered, quite out of her calculation. Then a happy thought struck her, and she added, "We'll go twice the firs! night." Wear lotion or Linen. Should wool, cotton or linen be won next to the skin? Wool has its de votees, who would look on discarding their merino or flannel vest or drawers as a risk of life. Medical opinion has radically changed In recent years, Les lie's Weekly says, and now many, H not most, doctors favor cotton or linen next the skin. Wool absorbs persplra tino and retains it; it absorbs it with difficulty at first, but surrenders it to the surrounding air with even greater difficulty. Cotton, on the other hand, asks only an opportunity to dry, which it does as rapidly as possible. The best plan in cold weather is to wear cotton or linen next the skin, with wool outer clothing. The wool excludes moisture and cold, while the cotton absorbs the perspiration quickly and dries even more quickly. This it does without chilling the body if the latter has an outer covering of wool. In this cli mate, where houses und offices are gen erally overheated In winter and the transition from indoors to outdoors is attended by a far greater change in temperature thun in milder cli mates, where the houses are not kept as hot as they are In America, It la better to wear cotton or liuen under clothes and to rely upon heavy outer garments to resist the cold air. Tnrnetl Itonud. It was the first tinio Bobby had evei been away from home without his mother, and he had gone with some reluctance to visit ills, city cousins. At the end of throe days. Instead of the expected wetk, he returned to his family, accompanied by a letter which stated that the little fellow was so homesick they were reully afraid to keep him longer. "Whut made you homesick, Bobby?" asked his mother at the confidential bedtime hour. "I wasn't, Vactly." said Bobby, the suu sets in the wrong place there, mother, over In the east, by ou:' barn, and it scared me so I thought J d bet ter come home and see If everything was right licit--and 'tis!" New York theater managers estimate that the nightly attendance at the city's places of amusement Is 2,tlu0 more than It was one year ago. Why Is it that married women never wear as much false hair a un married women T TRUE WORTH. True worth Is In belnjr. not seeming In doing; each day that goes by Some little rood not In the dreaming Of great things to do by and by. For whatever men say In blindness. And itplte of the fancies of youth. There's nothing so kingly as kindness, And nothing so royal as truth. We Ret back our mete as we measure We can not do wrong and feel right. Nor can we give poln and gain pleas ure For Justice avenpos enrh slight. TIip air for the wing of the sparrow, The hush for the robin and wren. But always the path that Is nurrow And straight for the children of men. Alice C'ary. OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOO O O The Home-coming 8 OOOOOOOOOOOOUOOOOOOOOOO There had been a thunderstorm, but the lowering black clouds had rumbled suddenly off, and now, out to the west, the sua was setting amid a riotous wealth of crimson and gold. From the cottage chimneys the thin blue smoke wavered up In misty spi rals. The rain had filled the air with a sense of freshness, and the uneven roadway was speckled with puddles wheh reflected the clear blue of the sky. Talking and laughing, the villag ers were lounging about with the easy aimlessness begot of the knowledge that the day's work was over and done with. Down the straggling village street came a young girl dressed in thin, shoddy clothes. As Bhe threaded her way down the soddened road her bear ing was by turns shrinking and bold It was as If she had made up her mind to some resolve, and Intended to carry it out however much her soul might innately rebel at the idea. As she passed down the street the villagers turned to look after her. Out side the inn, a group of men laughed noisily aa she passed, and only laugh ed the louder at the look of defiant scorn she cast at them. Two slatternly women, conversing familiarly with each other across the width of the road, stopped their talk abruptly to stare at her as she ner vously stepped past them. "Old Bennett's gal, ain't she?" ask ed one. "That 8 'er the 'ussy!' was the an swer. "Come 'om agen, I s'pose." "Run away, didn't she,? Went to London, or something?" "That's It. Went play-actin' so she wrote to 'er father. Fine play-actla', "YOU'RE XO DAUCUTLR OF MI.NB." I'll be bound;" she laughed sneerlngly, significantly. "What did old Bennett say to that, eh?" "Said she was no more 'is daughter. No more she 'ad call to be, after run nin' away, and dlsgracln' the family like that." They gazed speculatively after the thin figure in the shabby frock. Then their eyes met and they sodded know ingly at each other. "Quite the lady!" laughed one shril ly. . Meanwhile, with the women's words ringing in her ears, the girl kept de jectedly on her way. At the gate of a cottage garden she saw one of her fa ther's old cronies one who had often danced her on his knee lu the years that were past. "Good evening, Mr. Abram," she ven tured timidly. He stared at the sound of her voice, muttered something into his beard and turned to enter his house. Slowly the girl's eyes filled. Two great tears trembled on the lashes of her blue eyes, overbalanced, and rolled dolorously down her pale cheeks. She took three or four hurried Bteps, then a few In which hesitation was appar ent. Finally, she stood still and glanced back uncertainly. Then a look of determination again came into her face, and she continued on her road. Old Bennett lived on the Common, and a turn in the road brought the cottage into her view. She drew In her breath in a sharp, hissing sob at sight of It, and her pace grew quicker. A little knot of people she had once known as friends stood gossiping at the corner of the Common. She walk ed past them with eyes averted, and no one spoke a word of greeting. Again the girl wavered. Then through her tears bhe saw the cottage, and hurried on. She stepped scftly, Sklef-Mke, through the gate, and passed along the path, her heart beating wildly. Footsteps rang out over the stone floor within and a boy opened the door. He stood amazed to see the girl and eyed her affrightedly. Beyond, through tho half-open door of an inner room, her eager, straining eyes caught a glimpse of an old man starting up from his chair in vague alarm. The boy turned wthout a word and went to the old man. " 'TIs Bess," he told him simply. "Bess!" she heard the old man cry Joyously, and something clattered to the floor, aa if It had been dropped. Then "Bess, ye ay?" in a harsher tone. He came slowly to the door. "So, 'tis youT' he said. "You want to come back to us, eh?" Eh nodded her head humbly. "Aad do ou think we ll have your iW if! If a Russian Jew dwelling in a tenement house in New York spends his evenings in a public library rending the history of his fatherland or por ing over books on democracy or socialism, the secret police of the Czar of Russia will know about it sooner or later. The name, age, sex, address and occupation of the library reader will, in the course of routine business, be inscribed on the official records at St. Petersburg, together with a de scription of the listed person's physical appearance. This curious fact la merely one Indication of the thoroughness of the Russian government's Bpy system in New York, a system which Vladimir Bourtseff, the scholar and historian of the Russian revolutionary movement, has come to the United States to expose. According to Bourtseff and the leaders of the movement with whom he Is working, New York harbors many secret agents of the home government, whose buniness it is to keep the pollro Informed of the revolutionary activi ties in America, and especially to cable informntlcn whenever a revolution ist leaves New York for a visit to St. Petersburg. Ills departure la known in St. Petersburg before his ship is half way across the Atlantic, and if he ventures to cross the Russian border some pretext Is found for arresting him. It is optional with each spy whnt ostensible occupation he shall have. He may puth a peddler"s cart, or keep a shop, or print books, or have a Job In some city department. Anything will do so long as his neighbors do not suspect him and admit him to membership in one or more of the many little organizations of the revolutionists. Although he has worked against the Russian government all his life, Bourtseff, the greatest of spy hunters, has belonged to no organization since 1870, when the Narodnaya Vola, of which he had been the founder, disbanded. Since then he has worked as a "free lance" revolutionist, wrltfhg many books and papers, allying himself first with one group and then another to accomplish a certain ol-lect, and always trusted and admired by the work ers from whose societies he -haa held himself aloof. He la recognized as the scholar and the historian of the movement. One of the chief activities of the revolutionists is smuggling their literature into Russia. Much of it is taken across the border by men who live near the line, on the Austrian side, and whoRe business takes them back and forth frequently. They will conceal a consignment of pamphlets in their carts, under a load of merchandise. Then at a convenient and safe place the books will be unloaded and burled In tho ground, to await the arrival of the man charged with the responsibility of distributing them. Montrenl Herald and Star. he went on sternly. "You ran away from your home, remember. We wasn't unkind to you, was we?" - She shook her head, and looked up at him, her lips trembling piteously. "There was nothin' in reason that you wanted that you didn't have. And yet you ran away. You forgot love. Bess; you forgot duty; you forgot them that never forgot you you for got everything. You're no daughter of mine!" "Father!" he cried in supplication "Aye, and now you've 'ad your fling, Eess, you wants to come back. And how do I know that we can take you back? There's bad in ye, gal. You ran away, never carln' whether your moth er's heart was broke or not. You crept away in the dark like a thief. You went away on the stage, as you calls it. I know what London is; It's cruel place, lass, a terr'ble cruel place He passed his hand wearily across his forehead. "Oh, why did ye do it Bess?" he asked, his voice breaking helplessly. He stood looking sadly at her. Then a gleam of hope shot across his face, With sudden force he seized her by the wrist and swung her toward tho set ting Bun. The lingering rays lighted up the wan cheeks and tear-dimmed eyes of the girl. With fierce, questioning look, the father stood gazing at his daugh ter. She met his stare unflinchingly; blue eyes looked Into gray without a trem or. His grasp on his wrist was hurt ing her, but still she looked straight Into his eyes. The seconds seemed drawn Into min utes, but still the gray eyes searched the blue, as if they would draw every secret from them. The old man's expression began to relax. By degrees content crept Into the gray eyes. A great spring of yearn ing love was surging In his heart. "Father!" she whispered. He drew In his breath with a hiss at the word. His hand fell from her wrist and hung Indeterminate at his side. "Father!" she whispered again. Of a Budden his shoulders squared and he flung wide the door. "Come In!" he cried, a new note In his voice. He thrust out his hands to her. "Come in my daugh ter!" O. Morton Howard in Pall Mall Gazette. NEW FUELS IN USE. Onr Increanlnsr Employment ot Gam and Oil Under Rollera. During the first half of the last cen tury It was solid fuel only that was employed for the generation of heat and power, but the last half of the century has seen the advent of liquid and gaseous fuels, which under cer tain conditions proved themselves of the greatest value, the Scientific Amer ican says. And certain processes are now largely dependent upon their use, this being due to the ease of applica tion whleh has meant economy In la bor and greatest facility for convert ing the heat into work. As an exam ple of the ease of application making a fuel of poor calorific value more ef fective tn use than coal of high qual ity, oni may Instance such manufac tures as those of glass, where In the heating by solid fuel the necessary temperature had to be imparted to the mass of raw material through the walla of a thick fire clay retort, the difficulty of application here being de pendent upon the fact that the cru cible had to be heated to a very high temperature to get the necessary fus ing point of the glass mixture, and that maintaining this for a consider able period meant a big expenditure in fuel and great wear and tear to the furnace and containing vessel. It was clear that if the fuel could he gasified and the clean flame made to play directly on to the surface of the mixture to be fused, Instead of having to impart the heat through the walls of the containing vessel, an enor mous economy would be obtained, atrd this la now done by the utilization of producer gas and regeneration In the continuous tank process. In the same way liquid fuel, aa soon as methods could bo found for its proper com bustion, presented such wonderful economies and advantages for marine work that, in spite of its being dearer than coal, It at once found a place in both the navy and merchant marine. The possibility of being able to store it below the level of the boiler In the ballast tanks instead of having, as In coal bunkers, to have the storage above that level, at once gave in creased space In the Important part of the Teasel, and, what was of mack greater Importance In the service, the being able to carry a larger supply ol latent energy in the same space as the coal occupied increased the radius of action of the vessel. DECEMBER AND MAY. atlna; of the Old and the Yoiif It .Now Becoming the Faahloa. What does It matter how old a man la or what the aee of a woman la if they wish to marry? What have years to do with love and that felicity that comes from the tying of the nuptial knot? Dr. Johnson's wife was more than twenty years his senior, and Shakespeare's spouse was old enough to be his mother. They were happy, and why should not those who follow their example in theso days also find connubial Joys? It Is getting to be the fashion now adays, this mating of December and May, the New York Telegraph says. Recently a wealthy woman of Hart ford made plana f rohraodnl taoln ford made plans for marrying a school hoy at New Haven. She was about 70 and he about 20, and her children and grandchildren, when they learned about it, went to the courts and said she was crazy. But the Judges knew otherwise, and set her free and let her continue mistress of her own for tune. Then there was the lady of a noted American family who lived in her mansion on the Hudson. For 6S years she had lived alone, and then she mar ried her hostler, aged 24. What of that? Shall a woman who haa lived nearly threescore yeara and ten and still Is an old maid continue so until her death? Mme. Francoise Mantaiselo K7 vpin old. and Arthur Springer, 23 years old, have taken out a license to marry in this city. Speaking for the lady and nimseir. Master Springer made thla statement: "It Is no one'a hnst except ours If we marrv " Th hnw Is right; he can marry his step-grand- moiner lr ne wishes, and not even the law can say him nay. nnama For In Rnejland. The London Chamber of through its fur and skin tmrto tion, has issued a warning to furriers, araters and others throughout the United Kingdom in reearrl tn Mmmn "misdescriptions" of furs, Daily Con sular and Trade Reports says. ine following is a list common mlsdescriotlons indued i the list: "Real Russian 6able" Ampri,n able. "Sable" fitch, dyed. "Bear" goat, dyed. "Fox" hare, dyed. "Lamb or broadtail" kids. "Mink, sable or skunk" marmot. dyed. "Sable" mink, dyed. "Mink or sable" musquash, dyed. "Seal, electric seal. Red river seal and Hudson seal" musquash, pulled and dyed, or nutria. Dulled and dved. or rabbit, sheared and dyed. "Beaver and otter" nutria, pulled. natural. "Beaver" opossum, sheared and dyed. "Seal" otter, pulled and dyed. "Sable or French sable" rabbit. dyed. "Ermine" rabbit, white. "Chinchilla" rabbit, white, dyed. "Skunk" wallaby, dyed. "Fox" white hare. In addition, white hairs are lnpr. ed in foxes and sables to make "ell- ver foxes. Kuropean I nlverattlea. At least two of tho provincial uni versities of France rank with the first ten universities of Germany, and the one great Catholic university of Bel glum, that of Louvaln, is of about the same rank. Tho Italian University of Turin stands above Freiburg In num bers. Illlaa for llrr. Miss Sweet Poor Belle's in trouble. She's had proposals from two men aud she doesn't know which to accept. Mlsa Elder Goodness mercy! You don't call that trouble. Boston Tran script. AaklnK II I in Comfortable. 'But why do you put your friend's things in the dining-room?" "Oh, he is so used to restaurants that he won't enjoy hla dinner unless he ran watch his bat and coat." Fair OOlce Kxcaaaara. Stenog Oh, Frank, will you pie sharpen my pencil? Clerk Yes, If you'll please sow this button. Boston Herald-