Dakota County Herali DAKOTA CITY, NEB Jhn H. Rum, Publish! :.. , ..i w The best cooks make the poorest suf fragettes. Borne husbands talk In their sleep because It la the only chance they set at heme. Anyhow, a wife who Is beaten by her husband cannot say she gets no attention. 'Tie harder to see, the older we grow, the Incentive for glee In beau tiful snow, Prof. Jesperson says It doesn't make no difference If you do use two nega tives In the same sentence; this Is a free country. Commander Peary thinks that the Wright might fly to the pole. Take the Walter Wellman route and bear away a little to the left. "You can't amuse the people of this world into the kingdom of Ood," says a preacher. Neither can you send them there with a grouch. To remedy the rather unusual con dltiou of cheapness, or to prevent any further declines In price due to abun lance, a cement trust has been started. King Alfonso is said to be a tre mendous eater. If his majesty Is try Ins to fatten himself It Is apparent that he will have to adopt some other plan. New York stock manipulators are gain busy making It plain that the lamb who doeen't wish to be shorn should look for pasture as far as pos sible from Wall street. Such is fame. Dr. Cook's books on the ascent of Mt. KInley, and the dis covery of the north pol are being re tired from the travel shelves to the fiction shelves of the public libraries. Argentina Is going to spend $22,000, 000 for two Dreadnoughts, but how can she hope to preserve peace with them if none of her neighbors decide to spend a like amount tor a similar purpose T , Perhaps Edison waa thinking of the iteadlly Increasing cost of things to eat and wear when he announced a few days ago that the ordinary work- Ingman will eventually have to be pro vided with an income of $200,000 a fear. The Rhode Island legislature pro poses to enact a, law intended to pre vent hasty marriages. It will hardly have a noticeable effect as long as peo ple may contract hasty marriages by itepplng across the boundaries of that diminutive state. Peary announces , that he is ambi tious to discover the south pole and plant the Stars and Stripes there. We guess the people of thla country will be willing to try to worry along with out calling for help while he is mak ing the effort; but he should be warn ed now that the relief expedition busi ness Is called oft. f Not so many years ago "farmer" was ibout as scornful a slang term as could be applied to anybody who blundered, 1 stumbled or "got in bad." But what would the average man In tho streets lay to-day f somebody shouted at him, "You farmer"? Wouldn't he throw bis chest out and spring a smile as broad as If he owned a gold mine? He cer tainly would. The farmer doesn't wear bis hayseed In his hair any longer. He aelU it and buys an automobile. And when "doctor, lawyer, merchant, thief point their fingers nt him and say, "You're It," he merely throws lb the peed clutch and smiles back along tbe wind. Following the removal of the duty on hides and skins, the Importation or these articles has increased by near ly one-quarter. The total Importations for the year were' worth about a hun dred million dollars, or sixteen mil lions more than tho greatest previous amount. Nearly a third in value was repreaented by goat skins. More than one-half of these came from the Brit- isa tasi jnaics, ana more than one half of tbe cattle skins came from Mexico and South America. But the large Increase in Imports has not been followed by any reduction in the re- tall price of shoes and other leather goods. Tbe evidence of the Broiaw separa tion suit Is a disclosure of Jealousy, tf family bickerings, of suspicion, of espionage ana or cocKtaiis. ii is a story of high life and of unhappy lives. The picture, as painted on the witness stand is dark and repellent and the trail of the dollar la over it all. The mechanic who has a stead) job, at a fair wage and who occupied a modest and contented home with his family, gets a, thousand times more pleasure and satisfaction out of life than the Broaw outfit and Is of more use In the world. 'Money cun buy fine houses and fine raiment, expensive equipages, rich gravies, liveried serv ants and other luxuries, but it can't buy happiness. Rightly used, wealth can serve great and noble purposes and do a lot of good, pquandcred and per verted, It can only build whited sep ulchres. Nobody who reads the Brokaw serial develops any envy for the Pro;. aw million. It thowy that pleas ure, when resting wholly on a founda tion of cash ant' dealing In terms of the marketplace, became a mockery. The old proverb-maker who, tbousandu cf years ago, declared that "better is a dinner of herbs where love Is than a stalled ox and hatied therewith" knew bis business. James J. Hill raibtr acutely calls It tbe cost of h!h I'vlna, rather than the high cost of living. This, of course, does not settle tbe problem, but It may act people to thinking. Thtt family llTlng" Is a commingling of neces sities and Injuries, very confused and well-nigh impossible, of segregation. The old adage that the luxuries of yes terday are the necessities of to-day applies. A dozen years ago the tele phone, for example, had become a uurI ness necessity. It was a household lux ury. To-day It is becoming a house hold necessity. It adds $15 or moro a year to the house expense, or enough to clothe one of the younger children for twelve months, yet houafYeepers doat see how they can do without the telephone. It does their marketing for them. It discharges en any of their so cial obligations, and It keeps them 'n touch with their friends. The woman of the house would not be without the telephone, and wonders how her moth er could. But her mother did and probably was a better housekeeper, be cause, Instead of depending on quick ordering of daba of necessities, she planned to buy her supplies In bulk and got better prices. The coat of high living, as Mr. Hill puts It, is worth the examination by every family. It will take some Roman virtue to draw tbe line between what is needed and what is wanted. The cost of schooling. for Illustration, Is increasing notwith standing all that the state contributes. A generalon ago the cost of books often drove promising and ambitious boys from school. To-day it is ait the cost of books, but crazy Ideas we have how school children should dress, that cause grief. No individual can dogmatize for any family, but each family would do well to dogmatize -n the subject for Itself. It would not take much experimenting to reveal how little tbe luxuries contribute to family happiness In proportion to the anxi eties they bring on, when tbe family Income la compared with tbe family outgo at the end of the week or month. 1 t A DINNER IN THE DESERT. Those who travel in far countries sometimes have to put up with strange food. In a book by Mrs. Roland WU klns, entitled "By Desert Ways to Baghdad," there is an account of a night In the desert when any kind of food would have been welcome to the author's companions and herself. The cook came in. with a pleasing expression. "What will you have for supper?" he said. "What tan we have?" we answered with the caution arising from long ex perience of limited possibilities. "What you wish," he said, with as much assurance and affability aa If he were presenting a huge bill of fare. "Got a fowl?" I said. "There Is not one left," he answered. "Eggs, then," I suggested, with a humor of desperation. "No fowl, no eggs," he answered, with pitying superiority. "Well, we will have what there is," I said. "There la nothing," ho answered, cheerfully. Was there nothing left of our stores 1 I rummaged In the box which held them. Everything waa wet and ellroy; a few, bar of chocolate were soaked In borrll, emanating from a broken bot tle; two dirty linen bags contained respectively a little tea and rice; a disgusting looking pasty mess in what , naa ont o ueeii a nvicuuni u uua aroused my curiosity. Could It be? Yes, protein flour, "eminently suitable for travelers, forming a delicious and sustaining meal when no other food is procurable." "X.," I said "shall we eat" "Don't talk about it," said X. "Cook everything together." We put a can of water on the fire and threw In the rice and protein. Tbe chocolate and borrll were added. With an air of pride, Hassan produced a small, round, grimy object, which he held aloft with pride. "Onion!" we all shouted simultane ously In excited, ungovernable greed. He nodded gleefully, and then pull ing a long, dagger-like knife from his belt, he cut the treasure into slices and let tbem fall Into the bubbling pot. When the moment of complete merg ence seemed to have arrived, he lifted the pot off the fire and placed It bet- tween us and handed ua each a spoon. My companion swallowed a few mouth- fuls. ' "We must leave some for the men," she said, with a look of apology, as she put the spoon down. I agreed cheerfully. "Correct to m. Our earliest quotation for this or foi the kindred phrases "to salt one to a T." Is of 1693. Can any one help as T,' Ms of 1G93. Can any one help as to an earlier example? No one of our many lnoUuves throws any light upon Us origin. A current obvious conjec ture would explain "a T" aa meaning "a T square," but to this there are va rious objections. We have no evi dence as yet that the name "T square" goes buck to the seventeenth century, und no example of Its being called simply "a T," and In few If any of our Instances would the substitution of "a T Bquare" for "a T" make any tolerable sense. The notion seems rather tr be that of minute exact ness, ns it were "to the minutest point. Hut the evidence Is mainly negative. If examples can bo found of "T square" before 1700 or of Its reduction simply to "T" or1 of earlier examples of "to a T" they may help to settle the actual origin. London Notes and Queries. Not I tip I'xok'l. Mistress (who has received a broad hint that an extra "evening lioff" will be w(U-ouied) CW -.Ij me, Mary, that you want to go out with a young man this evening. Is It urgent? .Mary .-o, mum, u ami. iibh mo own Mint. London Sketch. Alter a man nag oeen married a while ho does hate to walk down street with bis wife hunting on hit arm. Tbe trouble with cute children Is tbey soon outgrow It, and become Impudent. STOP FUNERAL EXTRAVAGANCE. YOUNQ business man died unexpectedly, leaving a widow and three sniftll children. For two years he had worked hard to es tablish a business, which was Just begin ning to pay well and gave promise of be coming highly profitable during the com ing spring and summer. But his cash re A sources were small, his insurance was almost nothing, and, with bis ability and hard work taken away, the business he left offered precarious support for tbe widow and children. All this his widow knew. Yet, with rent overdue, the doctor to pay, and her children and herself to look out for, she burled her husband's body in a 150 casket, and the undertaker's total bill ran more than $250. The desire of the living io pay final tribute to the dead frequently outweighs the dictates of common sense and prudence, even to the point of violating the known wishes of the dead. Extravagance along this line Is encouraged by undertakers, who suggest expensive fu nerals and offer long-time credit, as many a family knows to its sorrow. In other countries societies, the members of which agree to keep all funerals under their direction within a certain cost limit, have done much to check extrava gance. There is room for organizations to reduce fu neral expenses in this country, and a movement in that direction should be encouraged. Chicago Journal. i EXPENSIVE ERRAND BOYS. HE American farmer in 1909 received $300, 000,000 for the egg crop. The American consumer paid $540,000,000 for the sumo eggs. Who got the difference of $240,000, 000? The farmer raised the hens, took care of them, fed them, housed them, aud paid about 50 cents apiece for the care of It cost him not less than $75,000,000 to T - V J each one. keep the hens satisfied and prolific, his earnings were reduced to $225,000,000, body else got $240,000,000 which is $15,000,000 more than the farmer received. From the, time the eggs left the farmer to the time they reached the consumer the price on them was almost doubled. And the consumer, of course, paid. Somewhere there i3 a leech in the egg market and the butter market and the meat market and the grocery mar ket, and all the other markets, that is sucking away at tbe American consumer's pocketbook. Until this leech is found and beheaded prices of living will be tremen dously high, and will grow higher, just so long aa there remains anything In the pocketbook to be sucked out. It has not yvt been shown that the leech Is not the rail England's first Sunday newspaper appeared In 17S0. It has been found in Nova Scotia that the lobster's chief enemy la not the dogfish but the lobster. One of the tricks In the fur trade la to iiiBert white hairs in foxes and to 8llver fQxe8 The Industry of making lebkuchen, or honey cake, Is worth to the German city of Nuremburg about one million dollars a year. In Louisiana the law permits a widow to marry again only provided she has waited ten months after the death of her husband. Sand Is the curse of Portuguese East Africa. It blocks the rivers and har bors and stretches In a vast sea to ward the Interior, effectually cutting oft the coast towns from the high lands. Besides, it makes the problem of transportation the bugbear of the planter. Nearly $1,000,000 worth of timber was imported into Natal in 190S. The country is practically treeless, so far as there Is any commercial value in the timber. Up to 1789 the chief water works of New York city was in Chatham street, now Park row. The water was carted about the city in casks and sold from carts. It was so cold In New York part of the winter of 1779 that residents in the vicinity were compelled to cut down the tall trees that stood at what la now the head of Wall street to make kindling wood. Yaddo, tho Saratoga home from which Spencer Trask started on his fatal trip to New York, la one of the show places of the spa town, It de rives its name from the utterance of a little daughter of tho Trasks. When she crossed for the first time a rustle bridge over the picturesque sheet of water which lies near the home, she pointed and said: "Yaddo," which was as near as her baby tongue could get to the word "shadow," and she did not know that the childish utterance hud given a name to the place. "If I had my way." lr. Macnamara once confessed to an Interviewer, should be singing in 'Carmen' insto:ul of making speeches from the treasury bench.' But, unfortunately, the Brit ish public thinks a great deal more of a man who can make a bad speech than a man who run sing a good Bong." West minuter (Gazette. Curious customs are noted unions the MljuB, u little known Asiatic race, by an explorer, who writes: "Though living on the borders of Thibet, no tune of Buddhism is touiul anion them. Their religion Is uninilstlc and consists In the propitiation of the vart ous spirits to whom sickness, failure of crop und audi like calamities are attributed. The propitiation takes the form usually of th; sacrifice of a fowl or a pig. a small portion being Bet bide for the spirit, the rest going down the throats of the offerer and his family." Mr. Wa'a Itulea tor Lonaevltr, The delightful Mr. Wu Ting fang lately ambassador from China to the United States, Is described la Mis Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects. r-rvV- -TayT- road and the express companies. In 1909 the traction companies Increased their Indebtedness by $1,015,000,000. The Interest that Is to be paid on this, of course, comes out of the public's pocketbook. And tbe express com panies during the year paid dividends that ranked among the highest on the whole list of industrial in stitutions. They're expensive errand boys, the railroads and the express companies. Cincinnati Post. that may be received with incredulity by the mass of the people, she goes on to apologize even for hinting that really "nice" people could live on ao meager a sum, but Is obliged to admit that by dint of a great effort It may be done In a way. She asks what denials are necessary for those who contemplate living on $.",,000 a year, and then, seeing no body rising to answer her, answers it herself by saying that great self-denial will be necessary to keep the wolt from the door. The one consideration that forces Itself on the mind alter perusal of Maria's reflections is the tremendous amount of self-denial that is being practiced all over the country by persons who are living nobly on thla small amount, not able to have more than one automo bllo and one Bhort trip to Europe annually. St. Paul Dispatch. So, all together, But some- la that it is picked up by the wheels of automobiles and scattered to the four winds of heaven. The wear on the good roads leading out from automobile centers like all of the large cities shows conclusively that an improved material Is urgently needed. The bituminous road seems to serve the purpose because it has sufficient resiliency to meet the needs of traffic and at the same time is compact enough to prevent the particles from being picked up by rubber tires. Nebraska State Journal. Juliet Bredon's book on her uncle, Sir Robert Hart, as having certain theo ries concerning one's diet and one's mental attitude toward life which have had much currency among Occidentals of late years. Wu Ting-fang prided himself upon his alert manner, which made him ap pear much younger than ne really wa, and his favorite boast was that ae meant to live to be two hundred. Fur thermore, he would explain how the feat waa to be accomplished. Tbe first thing, naturally, was diet. The man who would cheat time should live on nuts, like the squirrels. Under no conditions should he touch sa't, and he should begin and end eacn meal with a teaspoonful of olive oil. "I have hung scrolls lu my bed room," Wu Ting went on to explain. with these sentences written upon them in English and In Chinese: 'I a.'.n young, I am healthy. I am cheer ful.' "Immediately I enter the room my eye falls upon these precepts. I say to myself, 'Why, of course I am, and therefore I am.' " 6 Was ever simpler or saner' method discovered for warding off old age? WHAT HABIT WILL DO. "It was a cold, misty morning In Liverpool, and urgent business re quired my presence in Sheffield Rt once, so I was In a hurry," says a young American girl who lately re turned from England. "I expected the unavoidable delay of the custom house, and sighed resign edly. An official opened my suit caae. ran his hand hurriedly about, closed It with a snap, and returning It to me, Bald politely, Theuk you!' All In about two minutes! Joyfully I hailed a cab. and was driven to the railway station. As I paid my fare the cabman said distinctly, 'Thenk you!' with emphasis on the 'you.' When 1 bought my ticket, the man at the window said emphatically, 'Thenk you!' "This time I noted the oddly rising inflection and long drawn lingering on the lust word. The guard who examined my ticket closed the com partment window with a bang, but I caught a fulnt 'Thenk you!" aa the train started. "Arrived in Sheffield, I registered nt the station hotel, and the young limn at the desk said 'Tbvnk you!' as I signed my name. I took a tram car up town, und gasped in amaze ns the conductor collected my fare. 'Thenk you!' he said, earnestly, ns he punched a little ticket receipt for the half penny which I gave him. 'Let me olT at High street, please.' Thenk you, I will,' be replied. I'rescutly I thought he nodded as he looked nt me, and as I started to my feet, I asked, 'High street?' 'No, thenk you,' he answered, 'not yet.' "I inquired the way of a passer-by, and as he directed me he said, 'Thenk you, good afternoon.' This was really making me dizzy, and my mind re verted to an entertaining habit of my childhood, when I would repeat the tame word over and over until It lost all meaning to my brain. "At I stepped out of the creeping thing which tbey call a 'lift' ever then, tbe elevator boy fixed me with COST OF LIVING. N THE current number of Vogue la a most pathetic essay by Maria Scott on the suc cessful management of a small income. Maria admits though reluctantly that a young couple may venture to begin life In a simple manner on $5,000 a year. Realiz ing that this is a drastic saying and one ROAD THAT STANDS WEAR,. EW JERSEY claims to have discovered that bituminous roads cost less than macadam and stand the wear of automobile traffic much better. The State has eighty-five miles of this road already and announces that it will lay no more of the old-fashioned kind. The objection to macadam a penetrating eye. 'Thenk you!' he said softly, end I hastened onward. "In the shops it was horrible. En tering a draper's, the tall man in a frock coat who stood by the door would pounce on me and thank me before I could possibly ask for what I wanted to buy. I don't know what I was being thanked for much of the time, but those two words were thrown at me bo often that it finally got on my nerves, and I felt like shouting, 'Don't don't say it!' "The salesgirl 'thenked' me before I made my purchase, and 'thenked' me afterward; the cash boy 'thenked' me as he passed me"1y; and lf. as I hurried out, I collided with any one walking down the narrow aisle, I might beg their pardon In the clearest tones, yet ever the answer given to me was, 'Thenk you!' "It was toyond analysis or explana tion, and questioning was utterly of no avail. Once or twice I ventured to Inquire as to the wherefore of the thing, but the answer made me shud der, and caused me to forbear. 'It has always been the custom, thenk you!' And coming back across the sea I found relief at home, but some times even yet I toss feverishly in my sleep, and waking with a start, I think I hear, as If from some dim bo. 'Thenk you!' " ONCE DUMB, SPEAKS AGAIN. KiiRlUh Woman Airikrm In Morn. Inw with Sieerh Keatored. A remarkable case of a dumb worn an recovering her speech Is reported from Leeds, according to a London newspaper. For eleven years Mrs. Ida Colllng wood. aged 33. the wife of a carpenter, had not been able to utter a single word. A fortnight after her marriage she had a paralytic seizure, which left her speechless. Doctors and special ists were consulted, but from none of them did she derive any benefit. A few .mornings ago, however, Mrs. Colllngwood, after a fortnight's Illness In bed, startled her father-in-law by suddenly uttering the word "the." Mr. Colllngwood, Sr., informed his son of what had occurred and when the husband put questions to his wife he found that she was able to reply. Slowly but surely the woman, de lighted as much as her husband at be ing able once again to give artleuli tlon to her thoughts. Increased her vocabulary, until at last In simple lan guage she was able to carry on a con versation. Mrs. Colllngwood was en gaged nearly the whole of next day In taking lessons In conversation from her husband. Mr. and Mrs. Collins wood have one child, a little 10-year-old girl named Doris, who until a few days ago had never heard her mother's voice. a It Mrii-k lul. Fattier Flynn Your daughter seemt far from robust. 1 notice. Patrick. She looks rather fan-faced. O'Brien Begorra. jer rlvirence, an' Is It two-faced ye'd want her to be look In'? Boston Herald. Ilia l a of Lot. "Let us confess our love," murmured the heroine, "and live for love here after." "Suits me,' responded the hero. "I'm about out of epigrams." Washington Herald. Even a truth lovlug detective U a shadowy reputation. OUR NATIONAL GREATNESS. lorn lieeorda, tarh aa Fire ot to lie I'rond Of. Our national habit of boasting, while It has no more grievous result than to make us appear ridiculous, amounts to a species of self-deception which Is both ludicrous and reproachful, says the New York Mail. To say that we are the richest nation In the worid Is merely stating a single fact. Ta say that we are the most wasteful, is stating another truth which is equal ly Important, even though it be less pleasing to the national pride. We are wasteful aUnost.crlminally waste fulnot only of our great natural re sources such as timber and coal, but of human life itseir. The record is more than a record It 1b an indict ment. Take the story of fire losses by way of illustration. The census bureau in a report concerning fire departments and fire losses In 158 leading Ameri can cities in 1907 states that the losse3 In those municipalities amounted to more than $48,000,000, on which there was $42,000,000 of Insurance. William H. Tolman, director of the New York museum of safety appliances, states that the per capita fire loss of the United States in 1907 wap $2.58. which was twice as great as be average among the great nations of Europe. It Is estimated by recognized experts that due care and the use of approved preventive measures would effect a yearly saving of $300,000,000 worth of property In the United States. Consider the cost of protection from fire in this country. The per capita average In the 158 cities covered by the census report was $1.65 In 1907. The per capita in Berlin Is 2ft cents a year. In London It Is 19 cents, and In Milan only 17 cents. In the 15S A-merican cities that had $48,000,000 of fire losses in 1907 the taxpayers were assessed $38,000,000 for the main tenance of their fire departments. The protection was costly and It protect ed only In a limited degree. Ltudi uiiu di on A person who waits for a street car at a proper cross walk, sees the car coming, and is struck and injured by it through his own negligence, is held. In Wood vs. Omaha & C. B. street rail way company (Neb.), 120 N. W. 1121, 22 L. R. A. (N. S.) 228, not to be en titled to recover damages on the sole ground that the motorman failed to sound the gong. That a sidetrack of a railroad can not be regarded as for public use, where it reaches a private factory, and the railroad company has connect ed for its use only when It can use It without interfering with the business of the manufacturer, is held in Pere Marquette R. Co. vs. United States Gypsum Co., 154 Mich. 290, 117 N. W. 733, 22 L. R. A. (N. S.) 181. The liability of a master for injury to an employe because of a defective railroad track, which he had promised to repair, upon complaint by the serv ant of its defective condition, Is held, in Morgan vs. Rainier Beach Lumber Co., 51 Wash. 335, 98 Pac. 1120, 22 L. R. A. (N. S.) 472, not to be affected by the fact that the repair was not to be made until the happening of a future event, such as the return of a section boss, which had not occurred at the time of the injury. An Innkeeper Is held, la Rockhlll vs. Congress Hotel Co., 237 111. 98, 86 NT. E. 740. 22 L. R. A. N. S.) 576, not to be relieved from liability for the value of Jewels forming part of the contents of a fcandbag of a guest, which is lost -ivhile in the actual pos session of Xls servant, by a statute requiring Jiim to keep a safe and post notices chat he will not be liable for the rnluables not delivered for deposit tbtreln, and upon compliance there with he shall not be liable for loss unless it shall occur by a servant em ployed by him In tho inn. Tho constitutionality of the law providing increased penalties for ha bitual criminals was assailed in State vs. Le Pitre, 103 Pacific Reporter, 27. The Washington Supreme Court de cided that while the habitual criminal statute was a thing of modern crea tion, and there are many rules of law which may seem inconsistent with its purpose and the procedure adopted to compass it, it Is nevertheless sound in principle and sustained by reason. Aside from the offender and his vic tim, there is always another party concerned in every crime committed the state and it does no violence to any constitutional guaranty for the state to rid Itself of depravity when its efforts to reform have failed. The act is not ex post facto. It does not deny the right of trial by Jury, it does not put the offender twice in Jeopardy. It does not inflict a double punishment for the same offense, or inflict a cruel or unusual punishment, or impose a penalty for a crime com mitted outside of the state. It merely provides an increased punishment for the last offense. The spirit of the law Is in keeping with the acknowledged power tt the legislature to provide a minimum and maximum term within which the trial court may exercise its discretion in fixing sentence, takfiig Into consideration, Is it should al ways, the character of the person as well as the probability of reforma tion; or the legislature may take uwuy all discretion and fix a penalty ibsolutc. JuatlfleatloQ, The old durky hud driven his fare to the hotel and was now demanding a dollar for his service. What!" prc-ied the passenger, "a dollar for that distance? Why, It isn't half a mile as the crow files." "Dat's true, boss," returned Sambo, with an appealing smile, ."but ye see, sub, dat old crow be ain't got free wives an' ten chllluns to suppoht, not to mention de keep fo' de hoes." Har per's Wekly. Marriage is cither a success, a faij, ur or a compromise ; i Old Favorites i i1 '. u The Marlner'a Drram. slumbers of midnight the sailor-boy lay; Ills hammock swung loose at the fport of the wind, Cut, watchworn and weary, his cares flew uwuy, And visions of happiness danced o'er his mind. Me dreamed of his home, of his dear native bowers, And pleasures tbut waited on life' merry morn; '.Vlillo Memory stood gldewlse, half covered with flowers, And restored every rose, but secreted Its thorn. Then Fancy her magical pinions spread wldo, And iHde the young dreamer in ec etacy rise: Now far, far behind him the Kreen waters glide, And the cot of bis forefathers bless es his eyes. Tbe Jessamine clambers in flowers o'er the thatch. And the swallow chirps sweet from her nest in the wall; All trembling with transport, he raises tho latch. And the voices of loved ones reply to his call. A futfcer bends o'er him with looks of delight; Ills cheek Is impcarled with a moth er's warm tear; Ar.d the lips of the boy in a love-kiss unite With the lips of the maid whom his bosom holds dear. The heart of the sleeper beats high !n his breast; Joy quickens his pulses all hard ships seem o'er, lnd a murmur of happiness steals through his rest: " "O God! thou hast blessed me; I ask: for no more." Ah. what is that flame which now bursts on his eye? Ah, what Is' that sound which now 'larms on his ear? , 'TIs the lightning's red gleam, paintlns hell on the sky! 'Tis the crashing of thunders, the groan of the sphere! He springs from his hammock he files to the deck! . Amrfzement confronts him with Im ages dire; Wild winds and mad waves drive the vessel a wreck The masts tly In splinters the shrouds are on flre! Like mountains the billows tremend ously swell; In vain the lost wretch calls on Mer cy to save; Unseen hands of spirits are rlngl-B his knell. And the Death-angel flaps his broad wings o'er the wave! O sailor-boy, woe to, thy dream of de llght! In darkness dissolves the gay frost work of bliss. Where, now. Is the picture that Fancy . touched bright Thy parents' fond pressure, and love's honeyed kiss? O sailor-boy, sailor-boy, never again Shall home, love, or kindred thy wishes repay! Unblessed and unhonored, down deep in the main Full many a fathom, thy frame shall decay. No tomb ehall e'er plead to remem brance for thee. Or redeem form or frame from the merciless surge; But the white foam of waves shall thy winding-sheet be, And winds. In the midnight of win ter, thy dirge! On a bed of green sea-flowers thy limbs shall be laid; Around thy white bones the red coral' shall grow; Of thy fair yellow locks, threada 4t amber be made; And every part suit to thy mansion below. Days, months, years, wid ages shall- circle away. And still the vast waters above thee shall roll; Earth loses thy pattern for ever and aye. O sabor-boy, sailor-boy, peace to thy soul! - William Dimond. Hard to Get Kid of Gneat. Jerrle McCurtle was often the guest of friends who on account of his pleas ant ways extended to him that sort of old Irish hospitality which enabled a visitor In my own family who came for a fortnight to stay for six years, says London Tit-Bits. In McCartie's case the visit stretched to nearly doubt that time. After eight or nine years, however, his kinsman got a little tired of his guest and let him know of his old mansion's proposed renovation, saying that he had signed a contract for having it painted from garret to cellar. "By George!" said Jerry, "It's for tunate that I don't object to the smell of paint, and it will be well to have someone to keep an eye on the paint ers, now that the wall-fruit is ripen ing." Some months passed. Then his host informed him that he was going to' be married, adding: "I thought I'd tell you in good time, so that you could make leisurely preparations to go, as the lady and you may not hit It off as well as you and I do." With cheerful eyes Jerry grasped his cousin's hand, sayins: "Oh, Dan, dear, you have my hearty thanks for your consideration; but, dear, dear boy, surely if you can put up with her I can." No one but the owner has any great use for a dug that la so little dog it is adorned with ribbons and bells. It is pretty Bafe to distrust the man who claims to be working overtime as a peacemaker. We don't accomplish much but try to keep ahead of the special aaaslona in that respect