I Trial Dottl Xlr Mall If yrm artffr from Fp11ry. Pit. Falling BirkTiai, Knaama. or hTe children that An an. m Im- covott will TfllY lhm. and ill f on ars akd to 4o Id to md for a Free Trial (3 Bonis of Dr. Mar a ECpllssptloldat Oure It ku enrwl thoomtv! whT fer?tnln elas fallrl. OnarsntMft by Mar Milral I-aooratorT Vn(1r Pore Food and Ttrntfa Act, Jane IWlh, I90S na-anlT No. 1971. Plraa in It for Social Frse 1 Bmtls and i6 AO and eomplrta addreas DR. W. H. KAY, 648 Poarl Streit. New Tort In 1S76 the average life of ft Her finer was only twenty-nine years. To day It Is thirty-eight years, thank to unitary Improvi-mc-nts. cratched So ha Conlil iot Moon. "I write to toll you how thankful I n for the wonderful Cutirura Rem edies. My little niece had eczema for five yearn find when hrr mothpr died I took care of the child. It was all over 'her face nnd body, alo on her head. She scratched bo that she could not sleep nights. I used Cuticura Soap to wnsh her with and then ap plied Cutlcura Ointment. I did not use" n,ulte half the Cutlcura Soap and Ointment, together with Cutlcura Re solvent, when you could Fee a change and they cured her nicely. Now she is eleven years old nnd hag never been bothered with ecze:na since. My friends think It is Just great the way the baby was cured by Cutlcura. I send you a picture taken when she was bout eighteen months old. "She was taken with the eczema when two years old. She was covered with big sores and her mother had all the best doctors and tried all kinds of salves and medicines without effect until we used Cutlcura Remedies. Mrs. H. Klernan, C63 Qulncy St., Brooklyn, N. Y.. Sept. 27, 1909." Even as late as the earlier years ol the eighteenth century mince pie as an adjunct of the Christmas feast was forbidden to the English clergyman. A Generous Gift. Professor Munyon has Just Issued a most beautiful, useful and complete al manac. It contains not only all the sci entific Information concerning; the moon's phases, in all the latitudes, but has Illustrated articles on how to read character by phrenology, palmistry and birth month. It also tells all about card reading, birth stones and their mean ing, and gives the interpretation of dreams. It teaches beauty culture, man (curing, gives weights and measures and antidotes for poison. In fact, it is a Magazine Almanac, that not only gives valuable Information, but will af ford much amusement for every mem ber of the family, especially for parties and evening entertainments. Farmers And people in the rural districts will find this Almanac almost Invaluable. It will be sent to anyone absolutely free on application to the Munyon Remedy Company, Philadelphia, Pa. Holding; Oat for Bargain. Willie Come and Join our Sunday school, won't you? Dicky Do you give trading stamps? A I.ttde Cold. lie caught a little cold That was all. So the neighbors sadly said, As they gathered round his bed. When they heard that he was dead, He caught a little cold That was all. (Puck.) t Neglect of a cough or cold often tleads to serious trouble. To break up a cold In twenty-four hours and cure any cough that Is curable mix two ounces of Glycerine, a half-ounce of Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure and eight ounces of pare Whisky. Take a teaspoon ful every four hours. You can buy these at any good drug store and easily mix them In a large bottle. Mar Troable Anoig the Aaeleats. Brlareus was embarrassed. "I don't know what to do with my hands!" be muttered. Later, however, he found that as catcher in a base ball game he could uise all of them. . C1XP THIS OUT. rtenewmsd nortot'i rtwlH fa Rfceamattaas aad Back Ask.. "One ounce Syrup BarsaparUU com pound; one ounce Torla compound; add these to a half pint of good whis key. Take a tablespoonful before eaoh meal and at bed time; shake the bottle before using each time." Any drug gist has these Ingredients In stock or will quickly get them from his whole sale house. This waa published pre viously and hundreds here have been cured by It Good results show after the first few doses. This also acts as a system builder, eventually restoring strength and vitality. It is said that (.784 out of the 30t, 00 working girls in New York get va cations through churches, social settle oients and societies. HOC-TOR VOVIIKFI r trhnyoii fl cold coming cin hv latins ft fewsnana of I'rrry iXivt' Putnfct'ltr. tllabalUr than (Jutnltis nd afr. Tbo larga bun boulai am tha caaapaat. ,' Struck for Horn. Courage Is believed to be a very nec essary quality for the soldier, but a writer In Harper's Magazine tells of a private who ran at the first shot, and declared himself to be braver than those who faced the battle. Pat was unmercifully laughed at for his cowardice by the whole regiment, but be was equal to the occasion. "Run, Is It?" he repeated, scornfully. "Faith, an I didn't, nayther. I Just observed the glneral's express orders. He told us, 'Strike for home and yer counthry,' and I sthruck for borne. "Thlm what sthruck for their coun tbry is there yet." I . .. it. 3 1 I a llf IF The' Quest of Betty Lancey TJy MA.GTDA. Coprrifat. !XH, by W. 0. Ctupnus. Copyrlsht In Great Brttaia CITAPTKR VI. (Continued.) Tluit's what I'm trying to do," re plied Jnlinny. "I'm attempting to find out how that man got In. Horo it Is. Hoe?" Ills finder bad touched the spring. for the Imselioard, which was nt least two feet high, suddenly spilt and swung discordantly back, revealing a square hole and a clumsily constructed panel opening directly Into the bouse next door! This building was lower than the Desterlo home, for while tho hole In the baseboard ran from the floor in the Dcsterle house, It was merely eighteen inrhes or less below the celling of the room Into which the excited group was gazing. Well fur nished, lined with books, and illumi nated by a green shaded reading lnmp on a low tabje, the room apparently served as a library. Portraits of high- chokered, uncomfortable - looking statesmen filled the nlrtics between the book cases, and on the floor beneath the trap door rested a bronze plaque, very significantly the size of the trap door. "What do you know about that?" nsked Johnny, narrating the appear ance and disappearance of the stran ger. Because he was the smallest of them all, Johnny was delegated to creep through the hole and Investigate the adjoining house. The others divided Into relays and began another branch of the disquisition. "Say, Farley, go telephone my paper about this, will you?" begged Johnny In a whisper. "They're long on ex tras up there, you know, and they might want to get one out on this. Honest, boys, I can't say I much In for making this twelve-foot desper ado dive for life before bt, but I guess it's so long. Put the panel back; I think you'd better," and he swung down through the trapdoor. Meanwhile the first rolay went out side to rcconnolter. The block was a crowdod one with the houses stand ing shoulder to shoulder, as closely as masons might put them. Midway In the block the name of the street chang ed from Ramlkln terrace to Briar sweet place. The Desterle house was 88 Ramlkln terrace, and the house in to which Johnny had disappeared was 94 TJrlarsweet place. Twenty years previous the street had been a fash ionable thoroughfare, but it had grad ually become relegated to the second best, with respectable boarding bouses of the variety usually catalogued as "shabby genteel." Borne of the old houses had been remodeled Into flats. and In only a few were the owners now residing. Of these the major part were those sentimental women who. long after their families are married and gone away, still cling to the old borne that welcomed them In their days of bridal Joys and happy youth, or of the conservative set now pushed out of the lead of tho procession of fash lonable society by the influx of the newer and faster ideas of life and liv ing. Such a family had long tenanted 94 Rrlarsweet place. The owner, Mark S. Flanders, was one of the few old- J style lawyers who are fortunate to have husbanded their acquired compe tence before the lean years of age and OsleriJiatlon have descended upon thorn. One of the first settlers in the town, the Flanders residence had at one time been the admiration and the eye wldener of the country over, but of late, and especially since the death of Flanders' wife, both the old mansion and the old lawyer had been reckoned among the hopeless by tho ultra-smart set. Flanders had always borne a repu tation for the highest integrity and greatest personal honor. He had even managed to keep his record while serving his city two terms as Mayor. That the bricks and stone of the sup posedly well-bred Flanders mansion should have opened up surreptitious entrances to the plebeian boarding bouse next door seemed incredible, es Declally In connection with a murder. Liberal usages or telephones ana di rectories elicited the information that Flanders had sailed quietly -and unher alded for Europe a week previously. Qorln got Dunwlddy, Flanders' partner, on the wire and asked him about It. Dunwlddy was out of sorts at the call. The clock showed 4:30 a. m. and Dun wlddy was In the most delectable dl vision of his early morning snooze. Yes, yes," he shouted over the tele phone, "this is Thomas Dunwlddy, Flanders' partner, who are you and what do you want at this disgraceful hour of the morning? An Associated Press man? Well, you've got impu dence to get a man up at this hour of the morning! Flanders may be lmpll cated In the Wayne murder? Non sense U Where Is Flanders? Minding bis own business, where you ought to be. I don't know anything about him. II sailed for Europe the 15th and I hope he's there by now. A panel cut through between tne closet and his house? Pear me, that is unfortunate, Come to recall it how, Mr. Flanders let his bouse for the season Just before he left. I did not see the tenant, but have the leases on Ale. I think the man' name is Hamley Hackleye, and I don' know anything about htm except that he is an Englishman who has lived in the tropics. . Now, my dear sir, I beg of you to keep the Flanders name out of any affiliation with this unfortunate affair, it you possibly can. You under stana me, or course. Yes, I suppose you may see the leases, but you mus be careful what moves you make, in ternatlonal complications, you know, and all that. Good-by." Oorln whistled as he hung up th receiver, and repealed over and over again the name "Ilamley Hackleye "Humph," he suld, and dropped an other nkkel.ln the telephone slot, as be gave the call, to direct his. office to cable London and find out if they coul discover anything about Mr. Hackleye. A very careful external examination of the premises at 94 Uriarswcet Place was made. There was a small back yard, grass laid, and neat and dignl ned, with a few tulips a -bloom alon the path that led to the primly latticed back gate. The shades all over the bouse were clustdy drawn and there was no Indication of Johnny nor any axy etber s'.tn of life any place at alt M F. WEST aboiit. A quart of milk nnd a 'small bottle of en .nil had been lcTt on the back steps, and a morning paper blown by the wind rotated between tho porch and the back walk. "I'xtry. 1'xliy," shrieked a newsboy on the sidewalk. There was the scrape of opening windows along the street from adj.u c nt houses nnd many a tou sled head and nlgblrnbed figuro cau tiously KhleMiiiK its deficiencies of cos tumes by deftly balanced window shades ami draperies bid In the smelly sheets as the gamin added his thrill ing climax. "All about the escape of the dread ful monster, the man-aperilla, from It1 cage In the park." Gorln leaped tho fence and made for the lad. Tho extra was principally a matter of headlines glaring and Ink smutted, chronicling tho escape of the unknown beast, appended to the news stories that had gone through the ear lier editions. "Whew!" whistled Qorln, "this looks pretty bad! Nice men, I must say." CHAPTER VII. Frankel and Sothcrn went down the hall from Betty Lancey's room after the clerk and his companion, who was so excitedly seeking the papers that had blown out of the window and a couple of bell boys. "We'll go right down through the bar, it's tho quickest," they overheard tho clerk say as the couple passed to await the elevator. The two newspa per men ran down to the next floor, caught the car at tho second landing and rodo to the first floor with the clerk and his plainly excited compan ion. The bar was closed and while one clerk procured the keys for entrance Frankel covertly watched the man, and Sothern nonchalantly strolled over to the clerk behind tho desk. "Who Is that man?" he queried. "I don't mean the little Jew, but the dark, handsome fellow there? He has such a beautiful wife, looks Ilka a woman I knew In Paris once." "So?" asked the clerk. "They have been here at frequent Intervals this last year or two. Don't know much about them, except that his name is Harcourt Harold Hareourt and they always register from India. They've got cash to burn." What's the matter with him now?" questioned Sothern. The clerk laugh ed. "Oh, I don't know," he answered. 'IIo camo bustling down here awhile ago shouting about some documents thut had blown out of his window and lit on the fire escape opposite. Ho wanted somebody to go up and help him get out on the fire escape. Tore around as If he was afire." "Ho was crazy, too." supplemented one of tho bell boys. "Old lady In E22 where he went to get out of the win dow wouldn't unlock the door to let us at the fire escape. Don't blame her, but her hubby made her come to the scratch and let us in, and she was the tlckledest when the papers were gone. They's going-down In the court now, to unt thorn up. Frankel by now had Joined the lerk at the door of the bar and was njoylng thut functionary's attempts to make the key yield In the lock. 'What's on?" he asked, carelessly, "a riot or a raid?" Nothing at all, sir, private busi ness, private business only," interrupt ed Harcourt, with the air of giving Frankel his conge. Frankel, however, refused to accept uch a gratuity and followed the two men, and tne several Den boys, one with a pocket light and the others with various boxes of matches through the darkened barroom. The glasses and mirrors and decanters gleamed dully in the half-light and the tiled floors were slippery with recent scrub bing. The door that opened upon the court was heavily chained, barred and bolted, but it swung wide at last and larcourt clutching the pocket light from the grasp of its bearer flared it Into every corner and crevlee of the clean cemented rectangle. "Nothing here, sir, nothing here, commented the clerk. "What was the nature of the papers, if you please?" Harcourt s face was livid. He rum pled his thick hair nervously with his long white fingers, oblivious of all his surroundings. At the third repetition of the interrogation he roused from his stupor and remarked: "A picture of my wife, a very valu able hand-mado print, one I prize for Its associations as much as for its in trlnslo worth, and some extremely im portant passports. I would not have lost them for halt a million dollars." The bell boys poked around In a de sultory fashion into imaginary crev Ices that did not exist. Tho clerk led the way back to the office and Har court absently met the claims of the buttons upon his pockets. "Excuse me, Mr. Harcourt," said boy at his elbow, "but I guess you'd better hurry back upstairs to your wife. She Just Bent a call down thnt a strange young woman hud run In there and said she was sick, and thu we'd better send someone up to take care of her." Harcourt thanked the boy and made for the elevator with all speed. Soth ern and Frankel instinctively flushed to each other with their eyes the one word: Hetty!" "Think I'll go up and see If T.eU needs any help," suggested Sothern "you'd better stay down here, Franke and see what you can skirmish up. Sothern made his way back to th "E" floor cautiously. He went to ltet ty's room and knocked on the door. I flew quietly ajar and ho wus greeted with a chorus of: "What'd you tit, Hetty?" "'Tlsn't Hetty." grinned Sothern "Isn't she here?" "No, haven't seen anything of he since you left but her shoes, that she' klcted off there," said Hunk Smith "She must have found a vein," add ed Larry Morris. "Most likely a vein found her," add ed Sothern, narruting the experience; of below stairs. "Lei's walk aroun that way and see." At tho bend in the corridor Larry . feet entangled themselves in somethln soft. H ptooprl snd picked It UPv and gingerly spread It nut to the light. It whs k woman's shirtwaist of white linen with n little blue stripe, and the monogram "it. L." heavily embroidered on the sleeve. "Hetty Lancey's waist." erled Soth ern. "Where Is Hetty?" "I'm going to llnd out," retorted Tir ry. Together they nil strode In to Har court's door. It was open nnd from within sounded the angered tones of a woman's decidedly nasal oiee. "Are you sure you wasn't dreaming?" earne the words, "what could have be come of the girl? If she was here, how did she get nway so quick? Espe cially If she was slek!" "She wasn't sick," replied Harcourt "She must have been a thief, trying to Impose hoiseir on my wife's confidence. Well, as she's gone now. my pood woman, you can go, too. There's noth ing here for you to do," "No," burst In Larry, whose worry over Hetty was now at fever heat, "but there's something here for you to do. That girl Is a friend of mine, and If there's uny harm come to her, you'll suffer for it. Here is her shirtwaist It's been torn off tier body do you seo that and where's she? Look at that blood! She started out half an hour lien to come over here and speak to your wife, and she hasn't been seen since, but we find this garment of hers, blood-stained and kicked into the cor ner at the foot of the corridor. What have you done with Its wearer?" Mrs. Harcourt,' still In the sllker negligee and the diamonds, flung hei hands wearily behind her head, bent like an overweighted reed, and passed beyond into her dressing room. "This is an outrage, an outrage," stormed Harcourt. "At this hour of the morning to Interrupt a guest of the house in this wanton fashion! You'll pay for these Insults!" "Perhaps," said Iirry Morris, "and In the meanwhile If you or your wife attempt to leave this hotel till we have found Betty Lancey, you'll find your serf face to face with a warrant that will land you in Jail, charging you with either her murder or her abduc tion. Do you understand me, Mr. Har court?" "Oh, say, Larry," hinted Hank Smith, "don't you think you're going too far? A man has his rights, you know." "Indeed I know," said Larry, "and that's why I'm going to find Betty. This matter doesn't look straight to me. Where's Frankel gone, anyway?" "Don't know. Nothing more doing to-night for me," announced Hartley. I'm going home and to bed, boys. iood-by." "Here, too," chimed In a chorus. But arry Morris was silent. He left the boys at the corner, then sought out and dug from their slumbers an official or two whom he knew well, and swore out a warrant against the Harcourts, charging thorn with abduction of Betty Lancey with intent to kill! "Don't care if I go down the road for it," he told himself. "You can't tell me something hasn't happened to Betty. I can seem to feel her calling to mo, there's an instinct tells me she's in fearful trouble. Hello, what's this another extra. So that beast got out, did it? Wonder where it went to!" (To be continued.) THE ESKIMO'S PIPE. Small Howls with Mem a of Walrni Task Handsomely Carved. The pipes used by the Eskimos are quite different from those of any other North American race, and in the shape of the bowl more resemble the opium pipes used by the Chinese than any thing else. The old pipes were very email In the amount of tobacco that they would hold, for In former days tobacco was extremely scarce and in Its use was moot carefully husbanded. There was therefore a wide flaring margin to the pipe to catch any grains of tobacco that might be spilled In filling it, then there was a hollow which would hold a pinch of tobacco half as large as an ordinary pea and a rather wide hole passing down through the bane of the bowl which fitted into the pipe stem. The bowl of the pipe was ef Ivory, stone, brass or copper. The pipe stem was carved and had a mouthpiece. It Is said that the small hole running down through the base of the bowl and into the pipe stem was usually plugged with caribou hair to save any grains of tobacco that might otherwise have passed down through this aperture and so be lost. The smoking of such a pipe would not last long, and we may presume that a very few draws would exhaust it. Th smoke was of course taken Into the lungs. The Eskimos are known to be ex tremely skillful in the representation of scenes and objects, while the In dians of Queen Charlotte's sound and generally all the natives of the north west coast of America are famous fS their carving in wood and in a black slate. Handsomely carved Eskimo pipes of walrus ivory from northwest ern Alaska have on each side of tht pipe, that Is to say on four more or less long fiat surfaces, scenes from th dully life of the Eskimo. Of these thi two sides on the right hand of tht pipe, as it is held in position foi smoking, appear to represent the p rlod of cold weather, later autumn, winter and early spring, while those on the left hand side of the pipe rep resent the summer life of the Eskimo, Forest and Stream. Doctori Versus Lawyers. Most lawyers take a keen dellghl trying to confuse medical experts in the witness box in murder trials, and often they get paid back in their owb coin. A case is recalled where thi lawyer, after exercising all his tan gling tactics without effect, looked quizzically at the doctor who was teg tlfylng and said: "You must adu lt that doctors some times make mistakes, won't you?" "Oh, yes, the same as lawyers," wai he cool reply. "And doctors' mistakes are buried six feet under ground," was the law yer's triumphant reply. "Yes," he replied, "and the lawyer mistakes often swing in the air." Philadelphia Ledger. t-rdlras lo Worry. Mrs. Newly wed (at the table) M) gracious! You are spilling the gravj on the carpet, Jaue. Jane (captured wild on Ellis Island) There's plenty more In the kitchen Tca'am.--Urooklyn Life. GOOD SHORT STORIES The Rev. Hugh Price Hughes of Lon don, who, speaking on a recent Sunday evening of the desertion of certain places of worship In the city and East End, which a few years ago were thronged by devout, congregations, said:, "What has become of these good people? Some have gone to heav en and others to tho suburbs." The contrast has never lieen more felici tously expressed. An envoy now representing us abroad was onco asked to dine by the King of the Belgians. The king had par ticular reasons for wishing to be civil to the L'nited States and Its represen tative. He accordingly, when the la dies had retired, got up, and, going to the American envoy, sat down be side him and handed him a cigar. The minister said: "No, I thank you," and taking one from his pocket proceeded to light it. A famous dean was once at dinner, when. Just as the cloth was re-moved, the subject of discourse happened to be that of extraordinary mortality among lawyers. "We have lost." said a gentleman, "not less than six emi nent barristers in as many months." The dean, who was quite deaf, rose as his friend finished his remarks, and gavs the company grace "For this and every other mercy, make us truly thankful." A Boston girl the other day said to a Southern friend who was visiting her, as two men rose in a car to give them seats: "Oh, I wish they would not do it." "Why not? I think it is very nice of them," said her friend. settling herself comfortably. "Yes, but one can't thank them, you know, and It is so awkward." "Can't thank them! Why not?" "Why, you would not speak to a strange man, would you?" said the Boston maiden, to the astonishment of her Southern friend. Senator Tillman at a recent banquet told this story: "The pastor of a Tal lapoosa church," he began, "said rather pointedly from the pulpit one Sunday morning: 'Ah sutny am re J'lced to see Bruddah Calhoun White in de chu'eh once mo'. Ah's glad Bruddah Calhoun ha" saw de error of his ways at lawst, fo' dere Is mo' Joy obah one slnnah dat repenteth dan obah de ninety an' nine ' But at this point Brother Calhoun White in terrupted angrily: 'Oh,' said he, from his seat, 'de ninety an" nine needn't crow. Ah could tell some things er bout de ninety an' nine ef Ah wanted ter.' " It is told of Gambetta that once, when in the heyday of his power, when he went to some agricultural department to oust a reactionary can didate In favor of one of his friends, he Inquired about the agriculturists' wants. "We are sadly In need of rain," came the answer. "I'll see about it when I get to Paris," prom ised Gambetta. And his listeners believed in his promise. The record runs that the rain came down in tor rents a day or two after, and that when the reactionary candidate pre sented himself he was hooted at. "Let your party do as much for us as Gambetta, and well elect you," they said. He had courted her for years, never missing his evening call, and finally was landed. On the day of the mar riage a friend observed the bride groom wandering about his new front yard In a restless manner and with a very dejected expression. "Why, what's the matter, old man? be asked. "You should be the happiest man alive, for today at least, and you look like a mute at a funeral." The bride groom started. "Er of course, I am very happy!" he asserted. "Then, why these glooms?" "Well, to tell you the truth, BUI," the bridegroom said in a burst of confidence, "I was Just wondering where I am to spend my evenings hereafter!" WHEN STANLEY QUAILED. Dinner Flatteries Too Mark for tho Mas, of Iron. "Before I met Henry M. Stanley," says William H. Rldeing in McClure's, "I had talked with men who had been under him In his African expeditions, and all they told me about him was more or less appalling. "He was not inhuman, but In desper ate straits ho, spared neither man nor beast, nor would he defer to the coun sel or the pleas of others or have any patience with less than Instant and unquestioning obedience to his orders under all circumstances. He would not forbear untler arguments or ex cuses or relax his severity by any fa miliarity or pleasantries, even when his object had been gained. He was both despot and martinet; stern, ex acting, uncompromising, silent, humor less, inscrutable, Cromwellian. " 'I cannot say we loved him,' one of his lieutenants said to ne; 'we were all afraid of him, but we all believed In hlip. When he hadn't his rifle in hand he had his Bible, and no mat ter where our camp was or how long and distressing our march had been he never missed his bath and shave In the morning.' " This aspect of the explorer was very much dffterent from that which he showed to the guests at a dinner which the Papyrus Club of Boston gave in his honor. "Whether he sat or stood," said Mr. Rldeing, "he fidgeted and answered In monosyllables, not because he was un suitable or unappreclatlve, but because he this man of iron, whose word In the field brooked no contradiction or evasion, he who defied obstacles and danger and pierced the heart of dark nesswas bashful even in the com pany of fellow craftsmen. "His embarrassment grew when after dinner the chairman eulogized him to the audience; he squirmed and averted his face as cheer after cheer confirmed the speaker's rhetorical ebullience of praise. 'Gentlemen, I In troduce to you Mr. Stanley, who,' etc. 'The hero stood up slowly, painful ly, reluctantly, end with a gesture of deprecation fumbled in first one and then another of his pockets without finding what he sought. It wns sup posed that he was looking for hia notes, nnd more applause took the edge off the delay. "His mouth twitched without speech for another awkward minute before, with a more erect bearing, he produced the ohJet of his search and put It on his head. It wns not paper, but a rai; of a cap, and with that on he faced the company its one who by that act had done all that could be expected of him, and made further acknowl edgement of the honors he had re reived superfluous. It was a cap that Livingstone had worn and that Living Rtone had given him." ' A BETTER RECORD. t rvVVWWWrVWrWWWVW When Peter Jenkins returned to Laneshoro for a short visit after hav ing lived ten years In Colorado, he ap parently could not say enough In praise of his new home and in dis paragement of his birthplace. lm sentiments were, as a general thing, received with the uUmost good nature by his old friends, but occasionally ha met with what the Lanesboro people called a "come uppance." "Now there's the climate," said Mr. Jenkins one day to a group of listen ers in the postofflce, "why, the cllmaU here isn't anythln' that's worth talk ing about, but out here! It's fatten ing Just to be out there aud take in the climate. "Why, when I went out tnere I only weighed a hundred, and thirty pounds, and now I turn the scales at a hun dred and ninety-five." "I can tell you a story of Lanesborc climate that'll go ahead o' that, Petea" remarked Obed Strong, quietly. "Well, I should like to hear it," said Mr. Jenkins, with a somewhat skeptl cal Btnlle. "It's veracious, an' relates to my self," returned .Mr. Strong, calmly. "When I conK to Lanesboro I weigh ed It's in the f.'m'ly Bible jest sevej rounds, an" now I settle the scales down at an even two hunderd." Mr. Jenkins gave a sniff, but the citizens or Lanesboro felt that the reputation of the village climate had been established. Her Dime. Somebody had given the east side woman a bad dime. It waa composed largely of lead. She tried to pass It at several places, but they are wary for some reason or other on the east side. They invariably ring a dime on the counter once or twice and bite it besides. When she got home with the dime it had several holes In it from the pressure of east side teeth. "It is more impossible than ever," she said. The impecunious man called that evening. He had a dollar with him which was wholly intact that is to say, It had not been broken. "I am afraid they'll give me bad money for it," he said upon taking his departure, "over here in these east side cars. Will you change it for me?" "I shall be delighted," said she. He called a week later with a grouch. "Yon can't seem to get away from the bad money over here on your old east side," he complained. "Somebody or other stung me with an old lead dime that was full of holes." New York Press. I '"rye Has Looked Seared for Ages. Senator Frye and Senator Hale don't love each other much, but they get along largely because Senator Frye prefers the quiet of a harbor to the thrill of the open sea. Mr. Frye, as president pro tern, of the Senate, shoulders hla duties solemnly. He does everything solemnly. Most of the Senate time he looks solemnly scared as though he were afraid that some one might jump out and "boo." If any one ever does that It will be un kind, says a writer In Success Maga zine In an article entitled "Fighting Faces of Our Senators." Some of those who knew Senator Frye in his youth assert that he looked scared and solemn even then. Others maintain that the expression has been acquired by long association with Sen ator Hale and the constant fear that the latter may bite him. But anyhow, Senator Frye Is a very learned per son, and has been LL-D.'d by a lot of colleges; also he has held office, with appropriate solemnity, since 1861. Whoever Lves Is Never Old. When life has been well spent age Is a loss of what It can well spare muscular strength, organic Instincts, gross bulk and works that belong to these. But the central wisdom which was old In Infancy was young in fourcore years and dropping off ob structions, leaves in happy subjects the mind purified and wise. I have heard that whoever loves Is In no con dition old. I have heard that when ever the name of man Is spoken the doctrine of immortality is announced. It cleaves to his constitution. The mode of It baffles our wit, and no whisper comes to us from the other side. But the inference from the working of intellect, having knowl edge, having skill at the end of life Just ready to be born affirms the in spiration of affection and of the mor al sentiment. Ralph Waldo Emer son. Old K.nitllab Flue. In the past if one Englishman called another a liar there was something to pay. The seventeenth century mayor, sheriff and city grandees generally were keen on this point of etiquette. The direct accusation cost lis. Gd. (2.70); the subtle hint 6s. 8d. ($1.60). And there was a reduction on repeti tions. Swearing, too, was promptly sup pressed, in 1650 a law was passed laying down fhe penalty for a first offense. The fines were graduated. That for a lord was 30 shillings ($7.20), for an esquire 10 shillings ($2.40), while all "inferior persons" could have a "few words" for Ss. iL (SO cents). " TRIED REMEDY l f r-rr-i t-i I nnin . j run i riu wnin Whicliri- t Ixiiur. Pilgrims used to visit Whlttler con tinually. A typical one came from Missouri. Though told that Whlttler had a headache he forced his way in to the poet's study, where he declared that he adored all Whittier's works, which he knew almost by heart. lis asked Whlttler to write hU name sev eral hundred times on a large sheet of foolscap, so that he could cut out and distribute the autographs among his Missouri friends. In fact, it was all the poet could do to keep the enthus iastic MIssourian from clipping all the buttons from his coat as souvenirs. "And all the time" so Whlttler would end the anecdote pathetically "all the time he called me Whltetak r. STEADILY GREW WORSE. A Typical Tale, of Sufferlnas from Sick Kidneys. Mrs. L. C. Fridley, 1034 N. Main St., Delphos, Ohio, says: "Five or six years ago I began to suffer with kidney trouble and grew steadily worse until my health was all broken down. For "weeks I was in bed and could not turn over without being helped. My back was stiff and painful, I was tired and lan guid, and when I was able to get around I could not do my work. The first box of Doan's Kidney Pills helped me so much that I kept on using them until rid of every symptom of kidney trouble. During the post three years I have enjoyed excellent health." Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Kflleney of I'm yer. Violet Mummy, dear, are our pray ers answered? Mother (in shocked surprise) Why, yes, dearl What a question! Violet Then, mummy, why do you smack me? Why don't you pray for me to be a good girl it would be so much more comfy? M. A. P. Sore throats are not only painful but sometimes dangerous. Hauilins Wizard Oil is a good, honest remedy, promirt and certain. For acbes, sprains, biuises, cuu, burns, etc., there is nothing Oetter. No fewer than 8,282 medical students attend lectures at the universities of Germany this winter. ALLEN'S I, UNO HA 1. 8 AM will cure Dot ouly afrrsbcold, butoneorttmasstntv. born cougha that uaually hang on for months, lit Us trial and prore I la worth. 'M.UKand II. UO. Only 10 per cent of Japan's popula tion may be classed as illiterate. EIGHT KEN YEARS AGO HE TTAT1 LESS THAJf THREE DOLLARS. II la How Oa of tike Richest Farm en la Saskatchewan, Central Canada. Arriving in Canada in 1891, Just eighteen years ago, E. A. Qulllemin, could speak but hla native language He is a Frenchman. He had but a Little over $2 in his pocket, thus be ing short over $7 of the $10 required to secure entry for a homestead o( 160 acres. He eventually borrowed the money, and, near Forget, Sas katchewan, ha started life in Canada n the homestead In which to-day h Is the fortunate possessor of fifty quar ter te-ilons of land, or 8,000 acres. Now Mr. Gnillemin did not acquire all these acres as a result altogethet of his farming operations, which were extensive. He looked with satisfac tion upon what he was doing on hit limited area, he was saving, careful and had foresight. Surrounding land could be had for about $3 per acre, and he continued buying as his sav ings would permit, until now he has fifty quarter sections, some of which be can sell at $25 per acre. Threshed Fifty Thoasand Dashels. - This year he was engaged in thresh ing on his place for 54 days. H threshed out 50,000 bushels of wheat, Of which he sold 34,000 bushels, one train load, at a price varying from 84 to 87 cents per bushel. He has on hand still 16,000 bushels. In addition to wheat he raised 30.000 bushels of oats, 7,000 bushels of barley and 500 bushels of flax. He owns 104 horses and a number of cattle, but since the construction of the railway be ha been engaged chiefly in raising wheat This year he bought his first threshing machine, paying for It the sum ol $2,100. He estimates that the machine earned for him this full $3,000. thut paying for Itself In one season, and leaving him $900 to the good. The weather was very propitious for farm threshing, not a single day being lost In the two months which were spent In this work. The wheat averaged 21 bushels to the acre and graded No. 1 and No. 2 Northern. In the past Sine years, seven good crops bav been harvested on this farm. For six successive years the returns were ex cellent, that is in the years 1901, 1902. 1003, 1904, 1903 and 190S. In the two following years there was a partial failure. As the years have passed th Quality of the buildings on the farm have been steadily Improved, and r Dow as good as can be found in tht district About $10,000 has been in vested in this way by Mr. Oulllemla The farm consists of 6,880 acres, ot which about 6,000 acres were unlet Vop this season. i r I if k.L