Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, November 26, 1909, Image 7

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RESTORES TOST TOWERS. A wnk
rsn I like a clock run down. MtTNYON 8
VITALIZE It will wiud blm up and make
111 in go. If yuu are nervons. If you are
Irritable, If you luck confluence In your
self. If you do not feel your full nituily
vigor, begin on tlila remedy at once. There
re 75 VITAl.IZF Il tablet In one. bottle;
every tablet la full of vital power. Don't
Spend another dollar on quark doctors or
spurious remedies, or nil your system with
harmful drugs. Begin on -Ml'NYONrt
V1TAL17.ICK at onre, and yon wll lieclu
to feel the vitalising effect of tbla remedy
after tba flrat dose, l'rlre, $1, pnt-nnj.
.KUnyon, Klrd and Jefferson. 1'lilln. !
Regard Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment
as unrivaled for Preserv
ing, Purifying and Beau
tifying the Skin, Scalp,
Hair and Hands, for Sana
We, Antiseptic Cleansing
and for the Nursery.
' Bold throughout the. world. Depots: Tendon, IT,
Cbsrterhmiwi So i Tarls, 8, Rua de Is l'alx; Austra
lia, R. Towns A Co , Sydney, India, H. K. 1'suL
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Totter I)nl A diem, t'nrp , Sole I'rwp"-. Ronton.
ee-Posi Free. Cuticura Hnoklct ou tlie fekln
SICK .HEADACH
Positively cured bf
these Jiittle Pills.
They also relle Dla
trcsa from Dyspepsia, In
digestion and Too Hearty
Eating; A perfect rem
edy for Dizziness. Nausea,
Drowsiness, Bad, Taste
In the Mouth, Coated
Tonsrue, Pain in the Side,
TOKFID IJVTR. They
regulate the Dowels.
Purely V-getabeo.
SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE-
Genuins Musi Bear
Fac-Simila Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
TOILET ANTISEPTIC
. NOTHING LIKE IT FOR
Flip TaTCTlJ P""8 CTC1 dentifrice
I lit I tt I II in cleansing, wliiteninp end
amoving tartar from tha teeth, buidss dritrryu!
all germs oi decay and disease which ordiaw
Math preparations cannot do.
Tlip RfflllTI.1 Paxtira tued aj a mou'i.
IMC ftlUVJItl wash Jisinlec's the mouA
and throat, punnet the breath, aad kills the germ
thicb collect in the moutb. cautina; sore thiost,
ul teeth, bad breath, grippt, as J avr-V irtr-m
Tlltr PVrr) when inSeaied. tiii. acb
ll lit tl t nd bum, wry ba isatutly
nuatred and strengthened by Pnxln.0.
gfkJITjmmi Pextiae will dettroy tha genu
iA I Arihn that cause c.urrh, Wl lb. in..
tmmahoa and stop tha ditcLarjrs.
medy for uterine catmrrb.
I Putin, is a harmless yet po'verful
Serniictde.disiaf edlant and d.odo;iier.
Llsed in bathing it deitroys odors aad
saves the body antiseptically dean.
J OS) LC AT DStUO STORtS.SOC.
U OR POSTPAID B)V MAIL.
LARGE SAMPLE FREE!
TH PAXTON TOILET OO.. BOSTON. MAS
IT allllcled wllh
tltPKEYEWlTE!!
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Trie,
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CARTERS
OlTTte
m s.w.a.nisi.SfJ.1 ! wisasy.ii nuwaiassM
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WHITtj
Oplailaaa ( Olkara.
I Brr yet knew any maa so bad
but tome bara thought blm honest and
afforded blm lora; nor any one so food
but some bare thought him rile and
hated him. Few are so thoroughly
wicked as not to ba estimable to some;
and few are so Just as not to seem un
equal; Ignorance, envy and partiality
enter much Into the opinions wo form
of others. Nor can a man. In him
self, always appear alike to all. In
some, nature has made a disparity; In
some, report has blinded Judgment, and
In others accident Is the cause of dis
posing us to love or hate. Owen Fell
thacn. WORTH KNOWING.
Simple) Itemed r That Anyone Cmn
Prepare at Home.
Most people are more or less subject
to coughs and colds. A simple remedy
that will break up a cold quickly-and
cure any cough that Is curable Is made
by mixing two ounces of Glycerine, a
half-ounce of Virgin Oil of Tine com
pound pure and eight ounces of pure
Whisky. You can get these In any good
drug store and easily mix them In n
large bottle. The mixture Is highly
recommended by the Leach Chemical
Co. of Cincinnati, who prepare the
genuine Virgin Oil of Pine compound
pure for dispensing.
Crip llaa Twenty-one ."Names.
Ttlshop Thornton, who is anxious to
find an alternative to the "smooth,
suave riame" of Influenza, should con
sult "La Grippe,"' by Pr. G. Andre, a
work published last October. There he
will find a list of twenty-one names
bestowed by the French on that un
pleasant malady Rlnce Its first appear
ance In A. D. 475. The most appro
priate and popular name appears to be
"la grippe," which was given because
of the sudden and violent way In which
patlent3 are seized. Another popular
name In the eighteenth century was
"petit courrier," because It reached
everybody. Most of the French names,
however, are quite as suave as our
own, but some of the terms employed
by other nations are sufficiently harsh
to suit the greatest sufferers, the most
effective In Dr. Andre's list being the
Swedish "snufsjuka" and the Dutch
'zlnklngghoorts." London Chronicle.
Itablea Laid to Strange Cause.
Ia Baluchistan even the wolves go
mad. In his book, "The Frontiers of
Baluchistan," G. P. Tate writes: "Tho
shepherds give a strange reason for
the epidemic of rabies. According to
them it was caused by the wild beasts
eating dead larks. In some years,
they said, the larks develop extraordi
nary vitality and pour forth such a
flood of songs as, they rise on the wing
that they become suffocated and fall
to the ground dead. A wild animal
which eats one of those dead birds in
fallibly develops rabies. This is h
widespread superstition and seems not
unfaaiillar to the natives of India whe
were with me."
WISHED DEATH MIGHT COME
To Relieve the Awful Snfferlntf of
Advanced Kidney Dlseaae.
William Gibson, Greenup, Ky., says;
''Three months I was in bed, and
would have died, I be
lieve, but for Doan's
Kidney Pills. My doc
tor said the case was
hopeless. My back
felt as it it were be
ing seared with a red
hot Iron. The kidney
secretions were pain
ful, Irregular and full
of sediment. There
were puffy spots beneath my eyes and
my head pained terribly. I was miser
able in every way and often wished
death might relieve Die. When I be
gan taking Doan's Kidney Pills my
condition was so serious that they had
little effect, but I persisted, getting
gradually better, and It was not a
great while betore I was cured. The
effect has been lasting."
Keniember the name Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster
Milburu Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
How's This?
TTe offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any rase of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hull's t'ntarrb t'uro.
K J. CIIKMCY & CO., Toledo, O.
we, the undersigned, have known f J
Cheney for the Jast IS years, and believe
Dim perfectly honorable In all business tran
actions, and Unanclally able to carry ou.
any obligations made by his firm.
Wai.ihnu, Kin'xan & Martin,
Wholesale ltrinrglsts, Toledo, O.
Hull's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally,
actlnjr alrectly upon the blood nnd mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials aent
free. Trice, 75c. per bottle. Bold by all
Drnirelsts.
Take HaH'e Family nils for constipation.
About tha only thing a bachelor and
the father of a family regard from the
lame point of view la a baaeball game.
BETTER THAN SPANKING.
Spanking does not cure children of bed-wetting-.
There la a constitutional oause
for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summer! , Box
4, Notre Dame, Ind., will send tree to
any mother her successful home treat
ment, with full Instructions. S?nd no
money, but write her to-day If jour chil
dren trouble you in this way. Don't blame
the child, the chances are it can't help it.
Tliis treatment also cures adults and aged
people troubled with urine difficulties by
day or night.
Erts the lien. VValcu 'Em.
Hank Stubba Hens layln' much
now, Bige?
Blge Miller Skurce nny.
Hank Stublis What's the trouble?
Blge Miller Don't hev time fur
lodgln' them peaky uutymobllea. Boa
ton Herald.
The RAYO LAMP is a high-grade lamp, sold at a low price.
Inere ar lamps that cost mote, but there is no better lair p at any
pries. The Burner, the Wwk, the Chimney. HoM r r II are
vital things in a lamp; the puts ol the RAYC LAMP are
perfectly constructed and there is nothing known in the art oi
lamp-nuking thai could idd lo the value o( the RAYO as
Lfht-fnving device. Suitable (or any room in any house.
i.r wrsrywoera. II no. II
lpU. eliculu tu tha asarsst Afsncy ol lb.
STANDARD OIL
Usee yam)
COMPANY
GOOD SHORT
STORIES
A magazine contributor, being bard
pressed by hla creditors, recently wrote
to his editor: "Please send check at
once, aa my gaa bill Is due." The
candid editor replied In this brief
fashion: "So is mine. God belp us
all."
At an Interminably long perform
ance of "Monte Crlsto," with Charles
Foohter In the character of the hero,
the curtain rose for the last act at
a quarter of one In the morning. Foch
tor was dlx)vered Bitting in a
contemplative attitude. He neither
moved nor Biwke. Just then a clear,
sad voice In the gallery exclaimed: "I
hope we are not keeping you up, sir."
The father of Judge W. H. Wadhatns
had a chicken-coop and a dog and a
stable hand. It began to look to Mr.
Wadhams us though aonie one had dis
covered the combination. So he kept
the coop and the stable hand, but he
got a new dog. Next day the bent old
negro who groomed the Wadhams
horses) came to him. "You las' you
nffevtlon foh me, boss?" he asked.
"No, Sciplo." said Mr. Wadhams. "I
like you as well as ever." "Then,"
asked Solplo, peevishly, "w'yn't you tie
Old Uover In de chicken-coop, 'atid of
dat new dorg?"
The Vermont farm had been worn
out, so the New Knglander and his
wife took up a homestead in Oklaho
ma. The soli was kindly, and their
native thrift was great, so they pros
Iered. At last, however, age came
heavily uion the wife, and, knowing
that her time was not long, site called
her husband to her side. "Reuben,"
she said, "I want you to send me back
to Vermont when I'm assed away."
Reubpn pulled his whiskers reflective
ly. "That would cost a lot, Mary
could buy that windmill for what that
would cost," he said. "But I couldn't
lie still in a grave this far away from
all tho old folks," she protested. "Well,
now, I'll tell you," ho compromised.
"Suppose we just try ye here, and if
you don't lie still, why, I'll ship ye
back to old New Hampshy."
While Governor Wilson, of Ken
tucky waa housebound last winter,
owing to a strained tendon in his leg,
he was attended by "Jim," who had
been general factotum to many gov
ernors, and who was a source of much
fun among the State House attaches.
The lame leg caused the governor to
move his office temporarily to the man
sion, where he received many delega
tions. On one occasion Mrs. Wilson
had waited luncheon for thirty min
utes, and she told Ills Excellency that
he must come down and eat with her.
'My dear," said Mr. Wilson, "just as
soon as I see that delegation, of men
downstairs, I'll be with you."' Mrs.
Wilson was determined, and said:
"Jim, you go down and tell them to
wait." "Jim," frowned the governor,
as that worthy started off to obey the
mistress of the mansion "Jim, you
know who Is governor, don't you?"
"Yaa, sun," grunted Jim, with seem
ing innocence, "yas, sun, I'll go down
md tell the gemmen to wait, euh." '
QUE EH JOBS FOR TAILORS.
Suit to Mulch Wife's Hair Ilund
Palnled Hiding Troimera.
Some of my customers have extraor
dinary notions regarding clothing, and
now and again I am called upon to
make a suit from material which is
never found within a tailor's shop,
said a fashionable tailor In tho we3t
end to a writer, the other day, accord
ing to an article in Tlt-Blts. Only last
week an elderly gentleman required
me to make a suit out of a blanket
which he had had dyed a purple
brown.
A prominent K. C. always wears a
brown suit and during the last three
years he has to my knowledge never
ordered a suit of any other color. He
dons trousers and coat of a brown hue
because that is the color of his wife's
hair. Whenever he requires a new
suit he Invariably sends me a small
tuft of hair from his wife's head, with
a request for a pattern as near 4o the
shade as possible.
A stock broker wears great and un
dercoats with movable sleeves. Tho
sleeves are fastened to the shoulder
by an Ingenious arrangement of his
own invention and the fit of the gar
ments is not Interfered with in any
way. This gentleman's trousers are
somewhat unique, owing to the fact
that no buttons appear on them. The
fronts are fastened with a particular
kind of clasp resembling that found
on gloves, while safety pins attach the
tops to the inside lining of the waist
coat, making suspenders unnecessary.
One of the best known actors always
wears coats that are braided. Hla
dinner Jackets are bound with gay
colored ribbon and the waistcoats he
wears with them are hand-painted
with forget-me-nots. The painting is
done by a first-rate artist, who charges
me 7 guineas for each waistcoat I
plnr-e In his hands to decorate on be
half of my customer. The waistcoats,
I might say, are made of a fine white
leather.
A judge who always conies to me
when he Is In need of new wearing
apparel designs his own suits. This
gentleman Is very eccentric with re
gard to hla pocket Hups and he Is con
stantly changing their size and shape.
Not long ngo he commissioned me to
make for him a riding suit. Tho seat
and inner leg parts of the knickers
were to bo of leather und painted to
Imitate the cloth a checkof which
the milt was otherwise coniosed.
When I had completed the suit the
leather portions were so well painted
that the Judge himself at first thought
I had disobeyed his order and had the
knhkers entirely made of cloth.
A well-known BportamHU wears In
the hunting field a waistcoat manufac
tured from the hair of bis wife and
Ave daughters. I bad to call In the
services of a wlgmaker In construct
ing this garment.
Tbla remind me that an axtlvt liv
ing In Paris has a coat woven of b
man Lair. The collar and cuffs ol
this novel garment are of black hair,
while the body and sleeves are ol
brown.
The late Samuel Pope, K. C, a man
of particularly heavy build, was al
ways measured for hU clothes Hitting
down. He found that when he was
measured In the customary way h
looked ridiculous In his clothes when
seated. On account of his enormou
lroKrt!ons Mr. Pope was permlttvl tc
address the iurt Heated and so that
he should look all rltfht In his clothes
when In that position he was always
measured for them In tho way de
scribed. One of my customers wears a suit ol
clothes which In color resembled the
coat of his dog a tawny poodlo. More
over, hla overcoat l of the same
color and on the Inside breast jKxiket
of this garment there la woven In Bilk
an admirable portrait of the dog. It
appears that this animal saved its
master's life by awakening him In the
dead of night when his house caught
fire somo years ago. In memory of
the deed my customer carries the dog's
portrait nliotit with him and weara
clothes that match the color of the
dog's coat.
PROTEST OF THE SPARROW.
In llrariitlnK I lie lloliln'a Intrusion
He Had Manx Assistants.
All English sparrow Bat yonder on a
telephone jole. Pretty soon a robin
lighted there and sat down on a cross'
beam near the sparrow, the Ohio State
Journal says. The latter didn't seem
to like It and made faces at the robin
called him mean names and told him
to get out "It wasn't his telephone
pole, nohow." This insolence was toe
much for the robin, who made a Jat
at the Bparrow, but the latter hopped
down on the wire nnd "sas-sed back."
Pretty soon It became noised abroad
that one of the tribe had been Imposed
on by an Impudent old robin, and In
a minute or two the sparrows began
to gather about tho top of that tele
phone pole to support the cause ol
their fellow bird. We couldn't hear
what was said, but we are right sure
those sparrows gave that robin some
hot pieces of their little minds, fot
now and then the robin made a lunge
at one, which, however, was quick
enough to get out of the way before
the lunge gpt home.
There seemed to be alraut thirty
sparrows around that forlorn robin
They didn't attack blm physically
They seemed to trust to public senti
ment to make that robin tired and
ashamed of blmself for thus trying to
pre-empt a telephone polo which had
already been occupied. They at last
succeeded. The robin left, apparently
reaching the conclusion that might
does not make rlglit. Then one by one
the sparrows flew away. They didn't
care for the pole. They only didn't
want to be Imposed upon because they
are little.
Iiitllun (lu'iii' l.onicevtty.
There has Just died at the home ol
her grandnlece, Mrs. William Vlanen,
of New Westminster (herself 76 years
of age), tho last of the royal lino of
the Chehalis Indians, In times long
pnst a strong nation occupying the
country contiguous to Harrison Lake,
a Montreal Herald's Victoria, B. C,
correspondent says. Queen Jeanle was
reputedly 132 years old at the time of
her death and until quite recently In
full possession of nil her fa'culties. She
was a young woman 31 years of age
and the mother of live when Simon
Fraser made his historical expedition
in the course of which he discovered
the great river to which he gave his
name, and Queen Jeanic told with
pride of giving the strange white man
hospitable entertainment. In recogni
tion of which the Scottish explorer
presented her with several pretty trin
kets, which have ever since been pre
served as family heirlooms.
Queen Jeanle had for years been liv
ing in a lowly hut on the Indian reser
vation at the west end of New West
minster city, forgotten by the busy
world and almost forgotten by the
scattered remnants of the nation over
which In Its unity she once ruled. For
the last year or more she baa been
speechless and utterly helpless, wait
ing for the summons to the happy
huating grounds. Her grandnlece, her
self 70, fifty-five years ago married one
of the province's earliest pioneers,
William Vlanan, better known as
"Dutch Bill," the first white fisherman
on the Fraser river. Ills death occur
red about three years ago. No such
case of Indian longevity as that of
Queen Jeanle has been known in thia
part of the world.
The Gospel Oak.
In the village of Polstead, Suffolk,
England, stands a famous oak whleto
the rector has proved to be 2,000 yeara
old. The tree has a girth of thirty
six feet and has been known always
as the gospel oak, since under it the
first Christian missionaries preached
to the heathen Saxons thirteen cen
turies ago. This event is commem
orated each year by a special service
held under the tree.
An Kiiiliirriii-n of I lie lies.
"Wby Is It that a man of Bllgglns
undoubted mental capacity Is not snore
euocessful?"
"The difficulty Is that he has so
many different kinds of wisdom heap
ed together that he can't put his
hands ou tha exact article ho needs In
an emergency." Washington Star.
Ilenrllt of a t'olli-ne Kdueallmi.
"This U your son's third year at
college, isn't it?"
"Y, and he is doing really splen
did work."
"Mental or athletic?"
"Why, he poses for all these picture
of perfectly dressed young men In the
clothing manufacturers' circular."
Cleveland Plain Deiler.
Naturally.
"Who was Noah's wife, pa?"
"Joan of Arc, my boy. Now ruu
away." LlpiJncltt's.
About the first thing a hired girl
does la to look Into all the closots to
seo If she cut discover the family eke
ttoa.
To Eftijoy
the full confidence of the Well-informed
of the World and the Commendation of
the most eminent physicians it was essen
tial that tho component parts of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna should be
known to and approved by them; there
fore, tho California Fig Syrup Co. pub
lishes a full statement with every package.
The perfect purity and uniformity of pro
duct, which they demand in a laxative
remedy of an ethical character, arc assured
by tho Company's original method of man
ufacture known to tho Company only.
The fig of California are used in tho
production of Syrup of Tigs and Elixir of
Senna to promote the pleasant taste, but
the medicinal principles are obtained from
plants known to act most beneficially.
To get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine manufactured by tho Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only, and for solo
by all leading druggist.
Virtues of Orssfs Sandwich.
"It only I had known sooner about
that little trick of the orange sand
wich for giving castor oil to children,
how many awful struggles both tha
baby and I would have been saved."
said a mother who had been told by
the doctor to give her baby this un
palatable medicine.
The orange sandwich la simply a
mall quantity of orango juice put Into
a spoon with the needed amount of
Oil added and over that enough orange
Juice to cover the oil. This Is an ex
cellent method for taking either cas
tor or olive oil. It has been recom
mended several times, but Is such a
really valuable discovery for mothers
that It Is repeated for the benefit of
the few who have not tried It and who
till lrok forward to a scene every
time such a dose must be given.
Ilcclpe for Catarrh.
The only logical treatment for ca
tarrh Is through the blood. A pre
scrlption, which has recently proved
wonderfully effective In hospital work
Is the following. It Is easily mixed
"One ounce compound eyrup of
Sarsnparllla; one ounce Toils com
pound; half pint first-class whiskey."
These to be mixed by shaking well
In a bottle, and used In tablespoon
doses before each meal and at bed
time." The ingredients can be gotten
from any well stocked druggist, or he
will get them from his wholesale
house.
Somo great artist should paint a
picture of Man with his conscience
down and throttling It. "How true to
life!" every woman would Bay, looking
at it,
THANKSGIVING DAT.
Canada's Day of Thanks a Month
IOarller than In the United Slates.
For some reason, better known to
the Canadians themselves than to the
people on this sldo of the line, our
Canadian cousins celebrated their
Thanksgiving a mouth or more ear
Her than we do. It may be that the
Canadian turkey had become Impa
tient, and sounded a note of warning
or It may be that the "frost on the
punkln" declared itself. But what
ever the reason, their Thanksgiving
day Is past. It may have been that tlu
reasons for giving thanks so much ear
lier than we do were pushing them
selves so hard and so fast that th
Canadians were ashamed to postpon.
the event. They have had reasons
and good ones, too, for giving thanks
Their great broad areas of prairie land
have yielded In abundance and here,
by the way, It Is not uninteresting tc
the friends of the million of American.-,
who have made their home in Canada
during the past few years to know thai
they have participated most generous
ly In the "cutting of the melon." Prob
ably the western portion of Canada,
comprising the provinces of Manitoba,
Saskatchewan and Alberta, have the
greatest reason of any of the province:;
to express in tho most enthusiast!''
manner their gratitude. The results
In the line of production give ampU
reason for devout thanksgiving to
Providence. This year has surpassed
all others In so far as the total In
creaso In the country's wealth Is con
cerned. There is no question thai
Providence was especially generous.
The weather conditions were perfect,
and during the ripening and harvest
ing period, there was nothing to In
terfere. And now It was well it was
so, for with a demand for labor tha'
could not be supplied, there was thf
greatest danger, but with suitable
weather the garnering of the grain
has been successfully accomplished.
There have been low general averages,
but these are accounted for by the fact
that farmers were Indifferent, relying
altogether upon what a good soil
would do. There will be no more low
averages, though, for this year has
shown what good, careful farming will
do. It will produce 130 million bush
els of wheat from seven million acres,
and It will produce a splendid lot of
oats, yielding anywhere from BO to 100
bushels per acre. This on land that
has cost but from $10 to $15 per acre
many farmers have realized sufficient
from this year's crop to pay the entire
cost of their farms. The Toronto
Globe says:
"The whole population of the West
rejoices In the bounty of Providence,
and Bends out a message of gratitude
and appreciation of the favors which
have btJn bestowed on the country.
The cheerfulness which has abound
ed with Industry during the past six
months has not obliterated the concep
tion of the source fro.ni which tho
blessing have flown, and the good feel
ing Is combined with a spirit of thank
fulness for the privilege of living in
so fruitful a land. The misfortunes
of the past are practically forgotten,
because there is great cause to contem
plate with satisfaction the comforts of
the present. Thanksgiving should be
a season of unusual enthusiasm."
S. 0. N. U. - No. 481909.
PUTNAM
Celt srs eeeas SrlasM asa laslsrcslsn lasa asy afaaf if. ss Itc sstssis sslsrs si flsars. faey
say serosal uaeaa dsta eseit true let fees e4.S Is 7.sMeU aas MU Casass.
Meat Ponertsl areallahf.
Tha world's moat powerful search
light Is now part of the equipment of
th Connecticut of the United States
navy. The great mirror Is five feet In
dlnmeter and was made for the govern
ment In Germany. The searchlight
will throw such a powerful beam of
light that It will be able to detect a
submarine or torpedo boat at a dis
tance of ten miles.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu
late and Invigorate stomach, liver and
lowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules,
easy to take. Do not gripe.
A t llnser.
"Bllgglns used to say he admired a
clinging woman. Did he marry one?"
"Yes. She hangs on to every cent
of his salary!" Exchaneo.
FOR DFrr-RKATri) COLT) and eonshs.
Allan's I. tins ItalKam vur when sll other reineitipft
(sll. This old ri'llithln niedw-inw hud lnin htld fur
vrsrsV fears. m, buo, II Ul bottles. All dusters.
The white man hue hla burden, hut
what would you call that of the cotored
man In Ohio who line a wife, nineteen
c'lilldren and eleven dogs to support on
IS a week?
Mrs. Wlnslow'a Hoothlnir Hvrun for
children teethlnR, softens the khiiis, re-
uuers inuamniHUon, allays puln, cures
sins coiio. tuo a ooiti.
Romance of the Future.
"Do you see that cloud? It was be
hind one Just like that I flrat kissed
you." Town and Country,
PFItKT "AVIS' rAIIKIf.t.KR
ehonld he tsken without dels? when or pheet and tlelr-
ling thru.! warn you that mn annoying cohl Uiraalesa.
at ail Urugtlels la Stt, soo aud feu buttles.
Artistic Vociferation.
'Ton will miss your son John when
he goes back to school."
"Yes," answered Farmer Corntossel.
"I don't know how I'm going to get
along lie has got all the critters on
the place so ued to bis college yell
that I don't a'pose anyons else kin
drive 'em." Wnshlngton Star.
About the worst combination In
man Is stupidity and stubbornness.
Dlitemnef
In all Its forma, among all ages of
horses and dogs, cured and others In
the same stable provented from having
me aisease w ith Spohn s Distemper
Cure. Every bottle guaranteed. Over
600,000 bottles sold laat year. $.60 and
$1.00. Good druKglsts, or Bend to man
ufacturers. Agents wanted. Write for
free book. Spohn Med. Co., Spec Con
tagious Diseases, Uoahen, Ind.
When a young man la handed his
college diploma he knows everything
there Is to know except how to earn
llvlnar.
Silence!
The instinct of modesty natural to every woman it often a
great hindrance to the cure of womanly diseaaea. Women
shrink from the personal questions of the local physician
which seem indelicate. The thought of examination ia ab
horrent to them, and so they endure in silence a condition
of disease which surely progresses from bad to worse.
It hat been Dr. Pierce' a prlrlle&e to care m
treat many women who bar found m retui
tor modeety In him otter of FREE eonaultn
tlon by letter. Tilt correspondence ia beltf
ma aacredly confidential, Rddraaa Dr. B. V.
Pierce, Buttalo, X. T.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription restores end regulates
the womanly funotions, abolishes pain and builds up and
puts the finishing touch of health on every weak woman
who gives it fair trial.
It Makes Weak Women Strong.
Sick Women Well.
You can't afford to accept ttcrtt nostrum as substitute
for this non-alcoholio medicine or known composition.
When Cold
When cold winds blow, biting frost
Is in the air and back-draughts down
the chimney deaden the fires, then the
PERFECTION
Oil Heater
(Equipped with Smokeless Devloe)
shows Its sure heating power by
steadily supplying just the heat that
Is needed for comfort.
The Perfection Oil Heater is unaffected
by weather conditions. It never fails. No
smoke no smell just a genial, satisfying
beat. The new
Automatic
Smokeless Device
prevents the wick being turned too high.
Removed in an instant.
Solid brass font holds 4 quarts of oil sufficient to give out a glowing aeuaV
for 9 hours solid brass wick carriers damper top cool handle oil Indicates,
Heater beautifully finished in nickel or Japan in a variety of styles.
Eery Dealer Everywhere. If Not At Yours, Write for Deacrlptlra C Iran! Sa
to the Nearest Agency of tha
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(lacorjioratad)
lyt tVjO, dIo
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THI LAROCST MANUfAOTURCR OF
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in all walks of Ufa.
If I could take you Into my large
factories at Brockton, Mass., and
show you how carefully W. L.Dous
las shoes are made, you would
then understand why they hold
their shape, fit better, wear longer
and are of greater value than any
Other make.
CAUTION, See that W. U Douglas
came and tha retail prioe is stamped ou
the bottom. Take No Substitute.
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FADELESS DYE
WANTS
ETT
PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
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Minneapolis, Minn. "I was a frreat'
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caused a weakness
and broken downj
condition of tb
syatem. I read so
much of whatLydiai
13. l'inkham'a VtT
etable Compound
had dons for otbst
suffering women t
felt sure it vrouldl
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few stronger, and wit bin three month
was a perfectly well woman. 1
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show the benefit women may derive!
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2115 Second St, .North, Jluincapolia
Thousands of unsolicited and genu
ine testimonials liko the aboye prove
the efficiency of Lyclla F.. 11nkhanv
Vepetable Compound, which is mad
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Women who suffer from those dlfU
tressinp; ills peculiar to their sex should
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the ability of Lydia 11 iTnkhama
Vepetable Compound to restore their
health.
If yon wnnt special nd?ico ivrito
to Mrs. Pinkbam, at Lynn, Mussw
shewilltTcatyotirlctternsstrlctljr
confidential. For -O years shal
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Pspor-lhngcrs & Painters
Yna ran vrftatly tnerf yonr bunlne with mo
(fa Invwtmsjtit filing AlfreHi Fonts. Prli
S nlltupr, YYo vnnt on iii wnraov 1
v.cinitt, ami to th tl rut wiirtitt arpltfot Will
l Ut l!, h im'im.'l ei"fHs, five lnrr Mmpli
liooka nhnwin ft flO,f)Mi.nO U nllLuipor fptwefet
t'tir -utonira to pnlM-t Irtun. Wa offtr I iiral profl U)
to our rtirMMitatit)t. A nawnr fimrklj tiiai fern su
ft th arsniv in tons vfeinitv fir WIU
AlfrtM5ltto., m-wa Vabah Aru.
PILES
PA.Y IF CUBE Q
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