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Oti.nc t wlB In tM .itr. Kv.ry nil, hi4l wotMMi wwhimi wrn iu inr ,rr. OMinu ( ChUdrcn Like 1l CURE m ivn Kiwi toi .m It it so pleasant to uVe stopt the cough so quickly. Absolutely safe too and contain no opiates. Al Dniciuta. 28 c.nU. v i CTTAPTKIt XVII. (Continued.) That cvcnitii?, as Hope was playing some Scotch airs, with great taste and a delicate touch, while Mrs. Saville sat thinking In her chair and stroking Prince, a note was brought for Miss Desmond. Hope finished what sho was playing, then, asking, "Will you allow me?" opened the missive. "It la from Miss Dacre,' she added, In a minute or two "a most extraor dinary epistle. She says she writes with your knowledge and approval. She asks me to leave you and live with her, and offers me one hundred pounds a year. Will you look at It?" Mrs. Saville stretched out her hand. and, after reading; the letter, deliber ately returned it "How do you mean to reply?" "Can you ask?" cried Hope "unless, Indeed, your knowledge of Mi Da- cro's intention indicates a wish that I should leave you." "No, it does not. I thought it right that you should have the option of re fusing an advantageous offer. You would have more gayety, a larger sal ary, an easier life, with Mary Dacre, than with a cantankerous old woman like myself." "If I had the money I should be willing to pay a hundred a year to stay away from Miss Dacre," said Hope. "You are severe, and rather formidable, but I feel sure of your Justice and loyalty, and the restfulness of life with you is infinitely preferable to the fevered gayety of Miss Dacre 8 existence." "I am glad you think so. Write to her at once." Hope obeyed, and, after writing with deliberation for some minutes, gave the result to Mrs. Saville for perusal. "Good,'-' said that lady. "It Is Arm and courteous. Let it be posted at once. Now play mo the march from 'Tannhau-ier,'" When that was finished, Mrs. Sa ville said, "Come and sit down." Hope obeyed. There was a short pause, and she went on: "As you have chosen to stay with me, my dear Miss Desmond, I shall Increase your salary to what Miss Dacre offered. " "You are very good, Mrs. Saville, but I would rather you did not. I have quite enough for all I want. A year hence, wl you have proved me, it we are sun together ana you like to offer It But, oh, It is unwise to look ahead so far." "I am not a very imaginative ier- eon,' said Mrs. saviuc, siowiy, "dui it strikes me you have a history. Miss Desmond." "I suppose every one has," said Hope, smiling. "I too, havo my little story, and some day, if you ever care to hear It, I will tell you but not Just yet." I suppose it centers round some love-affair, which you silly young peo ple always think of the last Import ance." "It does. Bald Hope, with grave feeling; "and I am sure the import ance cannot be exaggerated. It men and women only allowed themselves to tblnk what a sacred and solemn thing love and its usual ending marriage is, fewer unhappy ones would take place, "Ah, with the vast majority love Is in unknown quantity and an insignifi cant ingredient Just think what hu man nature Is, the conditions in which It lives, moves, and has its being: bow Is love as you exalted people accept some buried treasures of Runic in scriptions, and heaven knows what else, near Sknrstad. You bad better get Mrs. Saville away, and yourself, too. You are looking pale and seedy excuse a privileged old fellow. You have by best wliho, my dear girl my very best Accept a prophecy: I think we'll turn a corner before long." And before Hope could ask the mean ing of his enigmatical words he had raised his hat, bowed, and departed. The Unoonaclona TrfbiHa. When bis business had yiolded Ruth profits that he began to take Ufa more easily and think of retiring, Mr. Holdcn endeavored ta throw some good things in the way tf a younger firm. "How about letting lkibbs Rawson have your next consignment of canned novelties?" bo suggested to one of the manufacturers. "They are hiird-worklng, gentlemanly young fel lows." "That's Just the trouble," said the manufacturer, with a decided shuka of his head. "I'm no gentlomnn my self, and I don't propose to mix up nor have any business dualln's with gentlemen. "I'll coiikIki) my goods ta you, same as I've ul ays done, and you can do I you like with 'em." Ilia Brnrfarlloii". "In my UumMe wuy," s-aul llie oil mag nate, "I buv aiinleJ ninny a yomiK mun to gain an edwaliou and tit biuiKi lf for a tUMivfckful career in life." "1 don't kaow of nny inwlani-ua In which yoa l)a," ominiuli tbe muck raker. "on don't? Think of the niany poor boys wbo Ware bad to do all tbair study ing by the light of a ol nil lamp!" latbrfa Mrla. Teacher And why are you ao lata, Tommy'" Tommy Please, mlaa. its muvver'a waahia day. 8b' bean and lost tb ltd f tbe copper, so I've boen alt? Uog on top to ke Ue sUa la. SkatcTry Jut..- it, to exist? There we shall never agree. Pray get me the Figaro." Miss Dacre was reproachful, and even tearful, when Hope next saw her but the "much desired one" was im movable. Is It not extraordinary," cried the disappointed heiress, "that Ceorge Lumley went off In that unaccountable way? There la Bome hidden baneful Influence at vork. It is always the same: aB soon us we are growing con fldential he flies off. It is a hideous thought, but It bas occurred to mo that he Is secretly married to some dreadful woman. What do you think?" I think there is nothing more un likely." "Well, goodby. We return to Lon don on Wednesday. Perhaps Richard Saville will be able to tell me some thing of George. Oh, I forget; wo shall Just miss him. Well, it you can And out anything you will be sure to write? You have treated me very badly; but do not bear malice. You will find you have made a great mistake So goodby." Mrs. Saville seemed more cheerful and in a better temper after Lord Caatleton and his daughter left Pari.. though the presence of her eldest son was alwayB more or less a trial. She endured an occasional visit from Lord Everton, who was quietly pertl naclous in cultivating friendly rela tions with her. He was the only member of the fam ily who dared to mention her offend ing son, but he only ventured to do so when they were ulono. "I really believe you are softening Mrs. SiVlllu'B Ktony heart." he paid one day as ho met Hope coming from the galleries. "Not, I am sure, by firo end vinegar, but rather w ith the milk of buman kindness. She allows me to mention Hugh, and Just now endured bearing that I hud a letter from him. He writes in pood spirits. I believe tha Vortlgern will be home In August or September, and then we shall sea what we shall Bee oh, allow me." for Hopo had dropped her sunshade and Btooped to pick It us. "(letting quite too hot to stay hero. I am oft for Switzerland; and I hear Richard Is going to cruise In somebody' yacht to tha coast ot Norway. He has scent of CIIAPl'KR XVIII. The little fishing village of Salnte Crolx, lying at the mouth of a valley or gorge which opens from the sea between high cliffs on the coast of Nor mandy, has of late been revealed to Parisians, especially artistic and liter ally Parisians. One giant of the latter order has even built himself a villa well up on the steep side of the val ley. Artists encamp In the fisher cot tages turning the kitchens, with their carved oak dressers and settles, into living-rooms, and cooking in outhous es, or getting their food from a ram bling hotel and restaurant lately insti tuted by Joining several cottages to gether, with additions and improve ments, where a few yards of level ground intervene between the Bands and the cliff. A straggling growth of fine beech trees stretches down from a large wood which crowns the gradual ascent of the valley where it merges Into ih fiat table-land above, well cultivated. and rich with fields of corn and colza. At the date of this story it was known to few, but, obscure though it was, Mrs. Saville chose It for a resting- place before she returned to London. It was a fine glowing August evening when, with Miss Desmond, her Ger man courier, and her English maid, Mrs. Saville arrived and startled the sleepy little village into lively curi osity, as she drove through it in an old-fashioned traveling-carriage drawn by four scraggy post-horses, the whole equipage secured with some difficulty by the careful courier at the nearest railway-station. The dogs barked, the hens cackled, the ducks and geese flew out of the roadside pond with prodig ious noise and flutterlngs, as the scare crow team rattled down the hill to the shore of the rock-encircled bay along the edge of which the "Hotel da l'Eu- rope" stretched its low, irregular front. The landlord and one male and two female waiters were drawn up to re ceive the distinguished guest3 and usher them to their apartments. 'Madame has a fine view of the bay and cliffs. The sunsets ire superb, nay, exquisite, In good weather; and it Is generally good at Sainte-Croix. I do rot remember having had the honor of receiving Madame before.'' I dare say not. You were not old enough to be the head of such an es tablishment when I was here last," returned Mrs. Saville, more graciously than she would have spoken to an Englishman. "Impossible, madame!" cried the host, with polite incredulity. "Wuen '11 madame dine?" At 6. Meantime, we want tea; but my courier will see to the preparation. He understands it. Pray, is Madame d'AIhevllle at the chateau?" "No, madame. Unfortunately, the second son of Madame la Marquise was wounded a week ago In a duel, and she has gone to nurse him at Greno ble, I think. Her arrival ia quite uncertain." "Indeed! I am sorry to hear it." And she bowed dismissal to her pollta host "This is a disappointment," said Mrs. Saville to Hope. "I quite count ed on Madame d'Albeville's society. She is an agreeable, sensible woman, and rather pleasantly associated with my former visit to this little hamlet Come, let us look at our rooni3." They were small, but more comfort able than the guests had anticipated. Hope was greatly pleased with the pic turesque surroundings, and was anx ious to Burvey the village. "Then take Jessop with you for a ramble. I havo letters to write, and do not feel Inclined to move. Tell them to light a fire in the salon. 1 like a fire and open windows. The air is very fresh and delioiously salt, but I can quite bear a lire." Hope willingly accepted tho sugges tion, and as soon ns they had a cup of tea ehe set out with the prosaic lady's niald, glad to enjoy some exercise after the long cramping Journey by rail and road. It was indeed a primitive little place. A narrow stony road led be tween two irregular lines of detached cottages, each with a littlo garden, many of thorn overgrown with ivy und roses. Frequent steep paths betweeu them led to huts perched on the hill Hides above them. Gradually tiio road climbed up clear of those sunoundinfr-i to win ro on the higher ground the ruins of a modlaovaj abbey peeped out from the shelter of tho surrounding hooch woods. 1 1 'j , i.ml her compan ion ilhl not venture quite h far, but oven tiom tho hoi;;lit they had attain ed l'.io looked out over tho bluo water of the Channel, now glltterin;; and laughing la the strong light of the westering sun. "We must return now, Jessop," said Hope. "Mrs. Saville will have been a Ioiik time alone by tbe time we get back. "Sha will indeed, miss; and what made Mrs. Saville come to this savage place is past my comprehension." re turned Hie abigail, in an aggrieved tone. "There seems to be nothing but common people without tthoes to the'.r feet going about. I am sure Mrs. S- Tlllo would have got her health better at Inglefield, with the comforts and decencies as become her station around her." "Perhaps fo; but this Is a sweet rlaoe. I think I could enjoy it in tensely, if If " She paused, and Iter rich red lips parted In an uncon scious smile. "If your young gentleman was here, miss?" Bald Jessop, with a confidential smirk. Jessop had grown friendly and patronizing to her lady's young com panion. Hope laughed, and the yearning of her heart prompted her to reply, "Yea, that would make it a heavenly place, Jessop; but I must not allow myself to think of such Joy." "That's a pity, miss. So there li a young gentleman? Indeed, I'd be sur prised it there was not I hope be isn't far away, miss?" "Yes, there is many a weary mil between us." "That's bad, miss. Men are an In constant lot; it's out of sight out ot mind with most of them. I was en gaged once myself, to a young gentle man In the grocery line, but be be haved most treacherous, and married a butcher's daughter. She was freckled and cross-eyed, but she had a tidy bit ot money; and a man would marry the Witch of Eudor for that' "I dara dare say the Witch of En dor was a verf attractive woman," "Law, miss! an old witch?" "Oh. no; a nice witch is never old." Here this intellectual conversation was Interrupted by the sound of ap proaching wheels, and the pound, pound, pound, crunch, crunch, of a pa tient, heavy-footed horse toiling slowly up-hill. (To be continued.) "WHO GIVETH HIMSELF." HATS VS. MEN'S HAIR. tho tbe Dnld Itrnlher Equal to OrdealAnd In Flytlme. While the masculine hatless club uaa not yet struck Pittsburg, it is bound to come. Pittsburg is never far be hind in the march of progress, so that any day we may expect to see promi nent citizens strolling along 5th ave nue or Wood street with their ambro sial locks bared to the saucy breeze. In Qmahi it is the baldheadcd men who have organized a hatless club. The new scientific theory that the wearing of hats brings baldness has Induced them to adopt heroic meas ures to recover their hair. In Chi cago the hatless fad has been taken up by the citizens whose domes ot thought are still crowned by the nat ural covering, on the principle that prevention Is better than cure, and they are going to give the new theory a thorough trial. Undoubtedly they are proceeding on the right track. Es pecially at this season of the year, when files are pernlcinously active, it requires courage of a high order for a baldheaded man to leave his hat at home. And then there is the possiun ity that no practical benefit will re sult. But It seems to have been pretty effectively demonstrated that fresh air is conducive to the preservation of such hair as one already possesses. Now that hatless clubs are being or ganized in all parts of the country, it Is advisable for men to Inform them selves of the conditions for member ship. It Is necessary to take the pledge to abstain from the wearing of hata In any form until the first snow flies. The first frost Is no excuse for don ning the derby. Members must go hat less to business. Convivial individuals will be Bhocked to learn that even tha nightcap Is prohibited. The rules are strict, and for any infractin a heavy fine is imposed. Are men willing to go through this severe ordeal for the sake of keeping their good looks? And, indeed, is even total baldness unlove ly? Why should it be so considered? The savage, It Is true, rejoices in flow ing tresses, but a3 man advances In civilization, he, loses hi3 hair. There are no bald Indians, but how many ot our captains of Industry and profe Bors of Sanskrit are characterized by hirsute deficiencies! May not bald ness, then, be regarded as a mark ot the highest culture? There is anothel phase of the question which, It II feared, has not 'been given due consid eration by the hatless clubbevs. It li the danger of venturing Into the bright sunshine with unprotected head. Death, on the authority of the proverb, loves a shining mark, and why Bhomd. it not select the glittering, hairless cranium as a target for tha solar raysl Evidently there aro two sides ot thil matter and both should be carefully weighed before man dooms his faith ful old hat to permanent retirement on the top shelf of tho clothes press.- Pittsburg Gazette-Times. A Doubtful Cuiuiillment. "Ma wants two pounds of butter ex actly like what you sent U3 last. II it ain't exactly like that she won't take it," said the small boy. The grocer turned to his numeroul customers and remarked blandly: "Sonif people In my business don't like particular customers, but I do. It's my delight to serve them what they want. I will attend to you In a moment, little boy." "lie sure to get the same kind," said tho boy. "A lot of pa's relations la visiting at our house and ma doesn't want 'cm to come again." Tit-Cits. Why She llulea lllin. Resale There goes that Mr. Prim pie. I low I do hate the man! Klity The idea! Not a single word has ever passed between you and him. Hossie Uut you should have seen the way that he and Hortha Twlttla wont on at the reception last night I never did HKe licrtha. due on la. Ostond Father Adam used the greensward a a carpet, didn't he, pa? Pa Yes, my son, and Father Adam was lucky. Ostend How so, pa? Pa Why, he had a carpet that didn't havo to bo beaten every spring. t-'avurllra. "What are you oing to put la there?" asked his wife. "Peas, dear." replied tho man with the trowel. "Say, If you're going InU the bouse bring out a can with you, You know the kind we had for dla ner yesterday." German soil feeds nlne-tenthi Of feat peopJ. A Heart. Itendlnv -rllr for tfc llnok-l.ovlnu Woman, Cella Framley hnd dropped In to have a chat a "next to the last word," she always called It with her friend, Marcla Leslie. At last, having talked with all her rnsual eager vivaci ty, ehe sat leisurely back, sirring hef cup of tea. "I'll have another lump, Marcla," she paid, with mock reproach. "You're always forgetting that I haven't Just one sweet tooth, but a whole set of them. Now tell me, what have you been doing?" "A very useful thing, rny dear," an swered her friend, slowly. "I've been Interesting myself in Myrtle's read ing." Miss Framley gave a little Bhrlek of amusement. "What, 'The Duchess' and 'Laura Jean Llbbey?' 'Oh, What a falling off Is there!'" she quoted, with genial sarcasm, for immediately her mind made a vivid picture of Myr tle, a half-pretty, wholly pathetic little figure, who plodded patiently through her cleaning cares, apparently unfitted for any others. But Marcla had already broken out In ardent defense of her protege. "No, not trash at all, and you'll nev er believe me, but it's poetry," she said. "I threw away an old Brown ing text Bob had in college, and Myr tle found it and asked mc if she might have It I gave It to her and I laughed; and I bate myself whenever I think of It Do you know, she's read It all, with such Intelligent apprecia tlon! "Why, the other night sha looked at the west, and said, 'Miss Marcla, suppose that's what Browning means when he says, "Where the quiet col ored end of evening smiles."' And for her birthday, last week, I gave her Palgrave'a 'Golden Treasury' befor this I've always given her silly bowl and collars and she's read It all aloud to her mother, and they loved it Poor little thing! She has bo few books!" , All through Marcla's speech Cella had put in little fluttering "Ahs!" and "Ohs!" of excitement and interest, and when her friend stopped speaking, she was sitting quite on the edge ot her chair. "I'm a beast, and a stupid one, too, to misjudge Myrtle so!" she declared. warmly, for she loved and admired with eager Intelligence all good litera ture. "And as a penance I'm going to give her some of my treasures." But in the common light of the next day her generous Impulse was harder to carry out. She stood before her bookcase, fingering the volumes, and wondering how she could ever bear parting with them. A country doctor' daughter, books were her luxury. The Thackeray Ehe had earned by endless copying of manuscripts for her father; the beautiful edition of Tennyson meant that she had worn Bhabby gloves for a winter; the set of Jane Austen a willingly renounced party frock. ' Her beloved books! Now, half-heart edly, she built her sacrificial pile Then a sudden thought made her throat tighten and ache a little. Books had always seemed very real to her, their authors living friends. Would her idols feel that she loved them less well, cherished thrm less tenderly, If she gave them away? She picked up her copy of Lowell, and it fell open easily to "The Vision of Sir Launfal," almost her dearest poem. And out of the whole page these two lines seemed to spring: "Who giveth himself with his nlmi f?ds three, Himself, his hungering neighbor, and Me!" "That settles it!" she said, aloud "Cella, you're a selfish pig! The best way to love the masters Is to share their glory with some one else." She caught up a generous armful and ran, hatless, impetuous, to Marcla's door. "Give these books to Myrtle and 1 want her to keep them with my love!" Bhe panted, and she thrust out the pile. Then she turned and walked quickly away. She had glveu herself with her alms. Youth's Companion. 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MacDowell remarked, I suppose sha pulled it up by tha roots!" Some one sent htm, about this time. relates Mr. HumUton, a program ot an organ recital at which this same "Wild Rose" was to be played. "Ha wait not pleased with the Idea, thinking doubtless of a style of per formance which plays Schumann's Traumerei' on the great organ dia pasons. He remarked simply that It reminded him of a hippopotamus wear ing a clover loaf in his mouth." A member of one of hU classes at olunibla, finding more unoccuple4 space on tne page ot nis noon, aner finishing the exercise, filled up the va cancy with rests. When his book wa returned the page was covered with corrections ia.ll except thoso bars of rests, which were Inclosed in a red lino and marked: "This Is the only correct passage in '.ha exercise."--Youth's Companion. In eiT i:nlunil. Mr. Huuld What do ou want to be when you grow up, Johnny? Johnnie I w si nt to bo a musician. Mr. llauld A musician! Why? Johnnie- -Yes, sir-ee; I wanter bn pled piper. J ust ihlnk of all the pie he must pet! Boston Herald. Thi coat gives a good idea of the tea lon'i tendency toward the Moyen Aft style low waist line and pleated skirt. A ink biaa diagonal doth ia sed here, Batching tha one-piece dress worn with it. THE REAL SLAVE. What II Want. ..I. "Say," said tho couutry resident to .he city clerk In the furniture store, "I want to look at one of them there Information bureaus. I understand they ro tha latest thing out " Detroit Free Press. Walt 1 nlll "Out of the ooil." When thou bast not crossed th) river, take care not to insult tha croco- lite. Hawaiian Proverb. F.aarlUfc Art or Sara BIca, Mat Woatem, Meed Mora Llbartjr. "It's all right to talk about woman suffrage," said William Hawtrey, a noted Eiglish artor, "but what I think we all need Is more liberty for men. "Women have a lot more real liberty than men. Take the question of hats, for Instance. Gat a crowd of men to gether and shout 'Hats off,' and every one of us gets bareheaded in the short st possible time. Could you do it with women? Not In a million years. Why, they bad to pass laws before tbey could get womoa to lake off their cats in tha theaters. "Suppose a man cam home at night and told his wife that he'd bought a new blue hat that was a perfect dream. Would sho be Interested in th hat? Not at all. A new bat Tbe Idea; hy, be had a perfectly good derby that he wore last tall. Wbat possible use could he have for two bats? His mind must be affected. "Just suppose; I say suppose, for course no man would have the courage to do it, but Just for the sake of argn ment let us suppose that a fellow did tell his wife that he thought her last season's hat was good enough for this season. Can you Imagine wbat his lif would be for the rent of tha summer? "No, sir; wbat ts really needed ! mora freedom for maa." Had Nolhlaa; aa Bill. "Kid, wot's ynr name?" akttd the bey with the dirty faca, ta faugh a knotboU ia the back yari fence. "BilL anewerea the rx-w boy, who was on tha other skie ot tbe one. "Wot's your'n?" "Dick. Say, I'll bet my dad km taaa twice as big a chaw ' tnbncitrr aa years kin." "That ln't aothin'," scornfully re joined the new boy. "My dads jot a cork leg, air yoirp barn c r Vfclcai Tribnoe. POOD QTJB6TT0 " Ot Settle with Perfect HatUfaatloa a Dyapratle. It's not an easy matter to satisfy all the Members of the family at aaa' tlroe as evry housewife knows. And w4ei? the huslxind has dyspep sia aad can't eat tbe simplest ordinary food without oaasing trouble, the foo4 quastiaa bocoines doubly annoying. An niinoie woman writes: "My husband's health was poor, ha had no appetite tor anything I could get for him, it seemed. "Ho wae hardly able to work, wai takiae medicine continually, and at soon as be would feel better would go to work again enly to give up in a few weeks. Ha miffumd severely with stomach trouble. "Tirad of everything I had been abla to s for bint to eat, one day seeing otj advert inemeat about Grap Nuts. I got some iid he triad it for breakfast the ueoit morning. "We aQ iiright It wrs pretty good, although we hal na Wen of ualnp it n-prularly. But whws nty husband cama home at &4,-bt be afd for Grapa Nuls. "It was He wimo next day and I had to get It right alang, because when wa would got to the table tho ques tion, 'Have you any Grape-Nut?' was a regrJar thing. So I began to buy it by the dozon pkps. "My hniiband'u bmltU began to Im prove ri&ht alon. I sojnetiraes foU offended when I'd make something t thought he wonUl like for a change, and btill hear tha sauia old question, 'lluva you any Grape-NutsT "He got so v U tbat for tha last two years ha has hardly lost a day from his work, and we ore etlll nslng (Irapo Muta." Road tbe book, "Tb Rottd to WfsWIUe." to gs. "There's a Rea&on." Rver read H above letter? A now on appears from Mrne to tins, The are genuine, trwc, and full ot human tflterest.