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Kor different people t lie immortal
stories of Iho world have different
messages. For Instance, l'rof. Charles
Zueblin, of the Chicago University,
Bald at a recent dinner, which a writer
in the St. Ijonis Globe-Deniorrftt re
ports, that In his native town of I'en
dleton some of the mothers used to
rut the children's hair.
They did It with sheara and a bowl.
The operation wan often painful, and
the result was never elegant.
In Sunday whool a Pendleton teach
or told her pupils the tragic, story of
Samson nnd Delilah. Then she turned
to a small boy, hopeful that he had
extracted some lesson from It. lie had,
indeed, taken It home.
"Joe," she said, "what do you learn
from the Samson story?"
"It don't pay," piped Joe, feelingly,
"to have a woman cut a feller's hair.
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At least, this seems to be the conclu
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In Great Britain. Take the govern
ment, for Instance; Its most distin
guished men range in height about
fire and a half feet. Lloyd George,
the spirited Welshman, who Is Chan
cellor of the Exchequer, Is five feet
Sevan. If his inches were equal to his
ability he would be a giant. John
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af labor, who has risen from the posi
tion of an engineer earning some $9
a week to be president of the Board
f Trade, is of the same height. A
like number of Inches measures John
Morley, a man alike eminent as lit
terateur and administrator. When the
"Grand Old Man" was in the flesh he
looked uvon Mr. Morley as his right
band man; the House of Commons
calls him "Honest" John and India
confesses ' him an enlightened ruler.
Mr. Asqulth has an inch more to his
credit, which Is providential, perhaps,
seeing that he Is the especial butt of
the suffragettes. Mr. Chamberlain Is
ltght and only measures a fraction
ver five and a half feet. Among ac
tors one of the most eminent of Eng
lishmen Is John Hare, nnd he la only
tve feet four. Barrle. the genial, the
quixotic, the fantastic, Is five feet five,
and, as he is a lover of cricket, a car
toonist once drew him peeping over
the blade of a bat to see If the swift
bowler, Richardson, was going to da-
liver a fust one. Kipling Is small
five feet and a half In his height;
Hardy and Hall Calue have an Inch
tha better of him. So it is with tha
artists. Abbey, Alma Tadema and
Pointer are all small men. Ot the act
entasta, Sir William Crookes only reg
isters five feet seven, and ot the men
ot business Carnegie is a veritable
mite, being but Ave feet three. Even
the military men are thort; witness
Lord Roberts with his Ave feet six
and Viscount Wolseley with but on
inch more. So, if the reader happens
to be short, he U short in good com
pany.
Tba l.lnalt of Kniclrncr.
The Yale tradition spoken of below
must be of nlnetenth century origin,
for the Connecticut divines of the days
when Yale was founded would hardly
have got to their "secondly" In tha
time allowed.
President Hadley, a writer in the
Bohemian says, Is as witty as he la
learned. Tho Sunday services at Yale
ore conducted by prominent clergy
men of many denomination and from
many eltlm. When these visiting
J. readier. occasionally auk President
H.-idley how Ion,; iliry shall speak he
jnv.iri.i ',!y r. 'idles:
' rii'T' is mi limit, sir, upon the
tlt.ie ou imy preach; but there Is a
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saved during tho first twenty mlu
u I (."
CffAPTKll XV. (Continued".)
"Wil l and what Is h"?" cried I,um
ley. fiercely, start ins forward from
where lie had been leaning against th'i
window frame.
' I wl'.: tell you so much. He Is poor
like myself, nnd we have a long strug
gle before n. but There, will say
no more. Now that you understand
there Is no hope, you will be able to
put mo out or your thoughts. Ho tell
your father be has nothing to fear, at
ieaMt. from me. It Is cruel to disap
point a father, a parent. See what
suffering Hugh Savlllo has caused his
mother."
"Ho was right. He Rot what he'
wanted. I am disappointed. I thought
when you knew what I really meant,
you "
"It Is useless to argue about what Is
Inevitable," interrupted Hope. "I deep
ly regret having caused you annoy
ance or disappointment, but neither
you nor I would have been happy if
we had become man and wife. Why.
oh, why did you not understand me?
Now I can hear no more. Make haste
to relieve your father's mind, and
good-by, Captain Lumley." She half
put out her hand, drew It back, and
lert the room swiftly. The enraged
nnd disappointed lover took a turn to
and fro, uttering some half-articulate
denunciations of his infernal ill luck,
then, snatching up his but, rushed
away to pour his trouble Into the
sympathizing ear of Lord Everton, in
whom all imprudent youngsters found
a congenial confidant.
As soon aa tho sound of his steps
was heard, the unclosed door of a
small Inner room from which there
waa no other exit was pushed more
widoly open, and Mrs. Saville walked
in. She wore her out-door dress, and
held a note In her hand.
"I little thought what I should
hear," she said, ulmost aloud, "when I
determined to keep quiet till that
booby had gone. Listeners never hear
good of themselves. So I inn a can
tankerous, dictatorial, tyrannical old
woman? Hope Desmond does not think
jo; I know she does not."
"Where are yon staying?" asked
Miss Dacre.
"At the Hotel d'Albe."
"Well, I shall call late this after
noon. Now I nm obliged to call on
tin; Comtesse de Suresnes. So good
by for the present, Mrs. Saville. Good
by, dear Lady Olivia."
As soon as she was gone, Mrs. Sa
ville, looking very Htralght at her sls-ter-ln
law, nsked, "What Is the matter
with you?"
"Matter! Matter enough! If I had
not been en route for Contrexeville I
should have come here on purpose to
to tell you what I think."
"And pray what may thai, be, Lady
Olivia?"
"That you have allowed my unfor
tunate boy George to fall Into the
same scrape a-s your own son, Just to
make us suffer as you have done. It
Is too bad, that while we were think
ing everything was on the point of be
ing settled between him and Mary
Dacre (such an excellent marriage),
there is he falling Into the trap of
that low-born, designing adventuress,
your companion! You are not a wom
an to be blinded by' anything, and you
never took tho trouble to warn us or
save him, and I who always sympa
thized with you In your trouble about
Hugh! I expected better things from
you, Elizabeth. You are Infatuated
about that woman, of whom you really
know nothing."
For a moment Mrs. Saville was si
lent, too amazed to find words.
"I don't understand you. Pray ex
plain your meaning, If you have any,"
bhe said, at last, a bitter little smile
curling up the corners of her mouth.
"Why, our unfortunate mad boy
wrote to his father a few days ago
that he was going to make an offer to
that dreadful girl, as she was the sort
of woman to whom he dared not pro
pose a private marriage; that we fear
ed we mWU be vexed at first, but if
we attempted to prevent It he would
go straight to the dogs. Oh, It is too
too bad! I little thought, when I was
so horrified at Hugh's conduct last
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C APTKIt XVI.
To Hope Mrs. Saville made no sign,
nd she remained in complete Ignor-
nee that her acute patroness had
cen a bearer of Lumley's avowal.
There was something Increasingly
lnd und confidential, however, In her
tone and manner. Hope was greatly
lieved by having thus disposed of
her admirer. That worry was at an
end; another, however, Btill remained.
Miss Dacre's feelings and Imagina
tion were greatly exercised by the
sudden disappearance of George Lum-
ey from the scene, and she grew quite
ravenous for Hope's society, that sho
might wonder and conjecture and
maunder about his mysterious con
duct, and cross-examine Hope as to
what Bhe thought might, could, would
or should have caused him thus sud
denly to throw up the game which
Miss Dacre chose to think he was
playing so eagerly viz., the pursuit of
herself till she made her hearer's life
a burden to her.
"I don't know what you do to Miss
Desmond when you have her out by
herself," said Mrs. Saville to the
young heiress one afternoon, when
she had called to know If dear Mrs,
Saville would spare Hope Desmond to
lake a drive with her and stay to af
ternoon tea, "but she always comes
back looking white and tired, quite
exhausted; and I will not spare her
Miss Dacre. I want her myself. I
you are always taking her away, you
had better keep-her."
"I am sure I shall be delighted. I
want a nice lady-ltke companion a Ut
ile older than myself, to go about with
me and "
"A little older than yourself!"
laughed Mrs. Saville. "I suspect she
Is two years your Junior. Well, take
her. If she will go."
"Indeed, Mrs. Saville, I think you
would do hotter with nn older person,
tome one nearer your own age."
"I am much obliged for your kind
consideration. Yes, of course Miss
Desmond has rather a dull time with
me. Suppose you make her an offer
In writing."
"Yes, of course I could ; that Is, if
you would not be offended."
"No, by no means. I would not
stand in her light."
"Really, Mrs. Saville, you are tho
most sensible woman I know. Pray
how much do you give her? what sal
ary I mean."
what Mr. Raw.on asked for his
protege fifty pounds."
"Is that all? Oh, I will give her a
hundred."
1 hen of courso you will get her,"
aid Mrs. Saville. grimly. "That be
Ing so, pray lisive her to mo for this
afternoon."
"Oh. yes, certainly. 1 can write to
her this evening" Her further ut
tcranre was arretted by the Hiiuounce
incut, In loud tones, of Lady Ollvhi
Luiuley, whereupon that personage en
ti red, wearing a simple traveling dress
and a most troubled expression o
countenance.
"Dear Miss Dacre, I had no Idea
should ilnd you here," said Lady Oil
Tla, when she had greeted Mrs. Sa
villi'. ' I am on my way to Controvo
vllle, to try ana get rid of my gout
rheumatism; ho "
"How very unfortunate that Capiat
Luiuley should Just have left!" Inter
rupted Mis Dacre. "He started o
Wednesday something regimental
believe."
"Most unfortunate," returned Lady
Olivia, emphatically.
habited by wild Tibetan warriors and
summer, that before a year was over benighted Mongols, who are quite be-
I should be afflicted In the same way." yond the reach of Standard Oil and
irood for him a great deal too gnei
But she Is silly, too, with her hlRl
flown notions. We cannot defy ths
Judgment and prejudices of tho world
we live in; obscurity and lnslgnlfl
cance are abhorrent to most sane poo
plo. Yet It Is Impossible to doubt he!
sincerity; and sue Is common senslcal
enough. Can It be that she Is wise
and I am unwise?'" Here Mrs. H
vllle put her little favorite on tha. car
pet and again rang the bell. This time
sho desired that IIIss Desmond t?iould
be sent to her.
"I think I shall go out and do somn
shopping," she said, when Hope ap
peared. "I do not walk enough. 1
have had a tiresome morning. First
Miss Dacre came begging that you
might be lent to her for the day. This
I refused. Then came Lady Olivia, In
a bad temper, and we quarreled, oha
Is going away to morrow or next day.
At all events, she shall not trouble
me any more. I think we have had
enough of Paris. Richard Is comln?
over next week. As soon as he leaves,
I nhall go awny to a quaint little place
on the coast of Normandy, and recruit.
It will be very dull; but you are used
to that."
"I rarely feel dull," returned Hope,
who secretly wondered why Mrs. Sa
ville had quarreled with her Bister-ln-law.
She was too decided, too peremp
tory a woman to be quarrelsome.
Could It be for any reason connected
with herself? Lumley said he had
communicated his intention to propose
for her (Hope) to his father. This, no
doubt, would have enraged his fam
ily; but she could not ask nny ques
tions. Indeed, she was thankful to
"let sleeping doTS lie." She had many
anx.etles pressing on her young heart.
A very cloudy nnd uncertain future
tfiy before her. "It Is hard," she
thought, "that, however good and trua
and loving a woman may be, if not
rich she Is thought unworthy to be tho
helpmate of a wealthy, well-placed
man; any poor, struggling nobody 13
good enough for her. Yet It Is among
tho struggling nobodies that the finest
fellows are often found; so thing
equalizo themselves."
(To be continued.)
IN THE WILDS OF ASIA.
Diplorera Found Much of Intrrent
lied of Hoanx-llo Discovered.
Discoveries of colossal statues of
Buddha carved in living rock, diction
arles o' unknown tongues, ancient in
scriptions and tho true course of the
IIoang-Ho for several hundred .miles
were some of the results of the French
expedition under Commander d'Ollone
which returned to civilization recently-
after a two-year Journey through
Northeastern Tibet and darkest China,
says the New York Tribune. The ex
pedition started at Hanoi, near the
coast, and zigzagged to Pckln through
a territory practically unknown, in-
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"When you gloated over my disap
pointment, you mean," cried Mrs. Sa-
llle, her keen black eyes flashing. "I
have no doubt you thought to yourself
that your son would never be false to
tho Instincts of his race, which Is aris
tocratic on both sides, but that mln.
was impelled by the plebeian vigor In
herited from his mother's people. I
know the amount of gratitude you all
reel towards me for conferring wealth
for which he never tolled, on your
brother and his sons. But the blood
in my veins has been strong enough to
keep you all In your places. Yes! as
the world we live in chooses to attach
Importance to rank and to worship n
title, I bought what was necessary Df
the valuable article; but I know your
estimate of me and the veiled con
tempt of your commiseration when
the blow fell upon me. Now I am go
ing to return good for evil, and re
lieve your mind. Your precious son Is
perfectly safe. That low-born, design
ing adventuress, my companion, has
defiantly and utterly rejected him."
"Impossible! Are you sure? May
this not be some deep-laid scheme?
How do you know?"
"It Is quite possible, I am perfectly
sure; It Is no deep-laid scheme, I
know, because I was in that room
there, unsuspected, and heard every
word of the proposal and of the dis
tinct, decided rejection. Miss Des
mond reproached your son with his
perseverance In spite of her discour
agement, and Informed him she was
engaged to anotnor evidently some
humble, struggling man, from whom
your charming, distinguished son was
powerless to attract her. Miss Des
mond acted like a young woman of
sense and honor, and In my opinion
she Is a great deal too good even for
so high and mighty a gentleman as
Captain George Lumley."
Thank God!" cried Lady Olivia, too
much relieved to resent the undlsguls
d scorn and anger of her slater-ln
law. "But are you quite sure there Is
no danger of thU young person
hanging her mind?"
"Be under no apprehenslou. Your
sou is safe enough so far as my young
friend Miss Desmond Is concerned."
"I am sure I am very glad; but real
ly, Elisabeth, I am amazed at the very
extraordinary attack you have made
upon me."
"Or, rather, you are amazed that I
know you so well. I saw tho sneer
that, lurked under your assumed com
passion for my disappointment, and I
am amazed you ventured to speak in
the lone you did to me. Now you may
go, und write to your husband and us
sure him his son Is safe for the prcs
cut. Before we meet again, you must
apologize to me for the liberty you
have taken."
"I think un apology Is also due to
me, cried Lady Olivia.
While she spoke, Mr. Saville had
rung the bell, and, on the waller's up
pearauce, said, in a commanding tone,
"Lady Olivia's carriage." whereupon
that lady confessed defeat by retiring
rapidly.
CHAPTKR XVII
Mrs. Saville walked to her special
arm-chair, and, taking Prince into her
lap, stroked him inechunlt ally, as was
Her wont when she was thinking.
So that wai the fool's attraction?"
bhe mused. "1 ought to hue Mi-.ect-ed
It, but I did not, or 1 hhon',,1 have
nent him about his business. It is nat
ural enough that itie father and moth
er should be annoyed; but bhe is too
who are lucky to get the news that
China has a new emperor five or six
years after the event.
Limited as they are In their mental
outlook through the lack of newspa
pers and a rural free delivery, the Tib
etan fighters showed a degree of In
telligence when they refrained from
matching their beanpole spears and
Jlngals with the high-power rifles of
the French invaders. On only one oc
casion a mob of villagers was foolish
enough to attack Lieut. Lepage with
stones. The lieutenant's rescuer, M.
Boyve, will rteive a medal for mili
tary valor. It c not stated what the
mob received, but probably the next
census will report a deficit of lamas
and warriors.
It was a pathetic discovery, made in
a high wind, that many of the Tibetan
cavalrymen had no trousers beneath
their Mother Hubbard uniforms, which
slapped the flanks of their scrawny
mounts. From tho trouserless condi
tion the ethnographic expert of the ex
pedition deduced that the native quar
termaster's department was In a sad
state of graft. When the cool winds
from the snowy summits of the Him
alayas agitate the Mother Hubbards of
the Tibetan army the glory of militar
ism fades and tho shivering soldiers
paraphrase Gen. Sherman's remark
about war.
The expedition took 3,000 photo
graphs, including military scenes;
made 200 surveys, collected twenty-one
vocabularies and made many Impres
sions of ancient rock Inscriptions. The
Hoang Ho, or Yellow River, was put
on the map In Its right place, ninety
kilometers east of its old position,
Maybe the old map was correct, for It
Is a well-known habit ot Chinese riv
ers to play hide-and-seek with cartog
raphers. If the Hudson was like the
Hoang-Ho, a New Yorker starting for
Albany on the boat might find himself
arriving at Chicago.
The prodigious rock sculptures ot
Budda encountered In many places as
tonished the explorers. One of the
most gigantic statues loomed up on
the hillside of Kang-Keou, in the prov
ince of Sze-Chuen. It rivaled the crea
tions of ancient Egypt and must have
been carved many centuries ago, judg
ing by the erosion of the elements. All
around this statue are holes in the
rock leading to subterranean temples
or chapels, which are decorated with
religious carvings. At Yong King a
sort of Buddhistic pantheon chiseled
In the rocks was found. The inscrip
tions date from the dynasty of the Kin
perors Wei, In the fifth century of the
present era. .
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system, therehy destroying the foundation
of tho disease, and givlnsr the patient
strength by building up the constitution nmi
assisting nature In doing Its work. The
proprietors have so much faith In Its cura
tive powers that they offer One Hundred
Hollars for any cae that it falls to cure.
Send for list of testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHKNEY A CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Pruifslsts, 75e.
Take Hall's Family rills for constipation.
Proralalnar Youth.
"You don't know how proud I am of
my younger brother Jerry," said Mrs.
Lapsllng. "Before ho bad been in col
lege three years he got his bacchana
lian degree."
Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for
children teething, aoftensj the gums, re
duces Inflammation, allays pain, cures
wind colic. 25c a bottle.
Congress refused United States
Commissioner of Education Brown's
request for J.I.OOO to study a certain
phase of child life, but granted $15,000
for a scientific studv of dams.
Great Homo Ere Itemedy,
for all diseases of the eye, quick relief
from using PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All
druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Her Sincere Frleuda.
Nan Has Lll told you yet when sh
and Jack are to be married?
Fan Not yet, but I know. They'll
be married just as soon us she can get
Jack to propose.
CHILD ATE CUTICURA.
Spread Wool Box of It on Cracker
Not tha Lena! Injur? Resulted
Thai Proven Pare aad Sweet.
A New York friend of Cuticura
writes:
"My three year old son and heir,
after being put to bed on a trip across
the Atlantic, Investigated the stateroom
and located a box of graham crackers
aud a box of Cuticura Ointment. When
a search was made for the box, it was
found empty and the kid admitted
that he had eaten the contents of the
entire box spread on the crackers. It
cured him of a bad cold and I don't
know what else."
No more conclusive evidence could
be offered that every Ingredient of
Cuticura Ointment Is absolutely pure,
sweet and harmless. If It may be
safely eaten by a young child, none but
the most beneficial results can be ex
pected to attend its application to even
the tenderest skin or youngest infant
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole
Props, of Cuticura Remedies, Boeton.
Cored Hen of Desire to Set.
A Marion (O.) woman has discov
ered an original practice for breaking
hens of the practice of hatching, re
gardless of duckings, which Is aa old
fashioned method of prevention. The
woman has such a hen, which she put
to set on a nest of two china eggs
and an ordinary alarm clock with the
alarm set. When the alarm went off,
the hea came off the nest with a clut
ter and Bhrleklng that disturbed the
entire neighborhood. The hen has
not been near the nest since.
A Difference.
'Tommy, I am sorry, but I will havt
to whip you for fighting when I told
you you must'n't? What were you and
Jimmy White quarreling about?"
"Why, mum, he said you wers ten
years older than his mother, aad I told
him he was a liar."
"Well. Tommy, I don't approve ol
your fighting, but under the circum
stances Here's a quarter for
you, and I'll ask your papa to taki
you to the moving-picture show to
night when be comes home." Balti
more American.
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Columbus, Ohio "I have taken
Lydia E. l'inkhara's Vegetable Com
pound d n r 1 n g
change of life. My
doctor told me it
was good, and since
taking it I feel bo
much better that I
can do all my work
again. 1 think
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound a line remedy
lor all woman's
troubles, and I
never forget to tell
V
4 '. ."f.M r
mv friends what it has done for me."
Mrs. E. Hanson, 304 Last Long fat.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Another Woman Helped.
Graniteville, Vt. "I was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
from nervousness and other annoying
symptoms, Lydia E. l'inkham's Vege
table Compound restored myhealthand
strength, and proved worth mountains
of gold to me. For the sake of other
Buffering women I am willing you
should publish my letter." Mn8.
Charles JJakclay, R.F.D., Granite
ville, vt.
Women who are passing through this
critical period or who are suffering
from any of those distressing ills pe
culiar to their sex should not lose sight
of the fact that for thirty years Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
which is mado from roots and herbs.
has been the standard remedy for
female ills. In almost every commu
nity you will find women who have
been restored to health by Lydia E.
rinkham'a Vegetable Compound.
No matter how long your neck may be
or how sore your throat Hamlins Wizard
Oil will cure it surely and quickly. It
drives out all soreness and inflammation.
can't,
ary.
Dlfferrnt,
Does he command a good M.I-
She
ui .'
He- He earns a good salary; UL
wife commands It
FaJr OflTer.
Mrs. Hank If you won't do no work,
yar won't git no dinner, and that's all
there is to it.
"Tell you what I am willing to do.
I will give you a lesson in correct En
dish. Is It a go?" Life.
PFRRT ! PAIUKTIXER
hubB um4 Id many famlllM for tlire snrmtlAna.
It 1, rellfMl apoa for cnl4. neurmlfl. aclatlc. nWalu.
Vurnft or brutMa. too. Uo, Wo a IwlUa.
Tlie mediaeval custom of rlnclns all
the church bells to avert an impend
Ing thunderstorm or untimely fall of
now still exists In the Swiss Canton
Wallis.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first
put up 40 years ago. They regulate
and lnvlcorate. stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated tiny granules
The Parlslenne is ilways as keen to
follow fashions In jewelry us In frocks,
and Just now she lias given her undl
vlded affe tlon t the tnrrtnolse.
r. jrar to Toriiari r
and keB wall If WMWlble. CtiM-fc tit rough with tha
brmlMi and rrwii.iit rminlv. Alkii I luu HalMiu.
AUUrui:u. km. Kw aad u.w Uuium.
The Codes Mtnalllrus.
The most ancient of the New Testa
meat manuscripts is the one known at
the "Codex Sinuiticus," published ai
the expense of Alexander II. of Rus
sia since the Crimean war. This code!
covers nearly the whole of the Old
and New Testaments and was discov
ered In the Convent of St. Catherine
on Mount Sinai by the celebrated
Tlschendorf It is generally ascribed
to the fourth century. New York
American.
arrlri,,
He There waa nearly a bad fire at
tha theater.
She How was that?
)l The villain lit a cigarette and
tossed the match into tha snow. St
Liuli Times.
W aih ten miles
daily and you won't
need laxatives. But
indoor people all need candy
Cascarets. They exercise the
bowels in a gentle, natural way
not like harsh cathartics. Have
them always with you take on
when you need it
Vasl-aackat has, 10 cents at drut-slaraa.
Paapla saw as a aillioa boxes oMathly.
837
QUICKEST WITH SAFETY
9i
In canning time remember to hold a
Jar under hot water before filling with
the hot syrup. If the Jr Is set on a
folded wet cloth while being filled, It
will be less apt to break.
CURE
For the baby often means rest for
both mother and child. Little ones
like it too it's so palatable to take.
r ree from opiates.
All Druasiata. 25 cants.
S. C. N. U.
No. 411909.
Afraid of Ghosts
Many people are afraid of ghosts. Few people
re afraid of germs. Yet the ghost is fancy and
the erm is a fact. If the germ could be magnified
to a size equal to its terrors it would appear more
terrible than any fire-breathing dragon. Germs
caa't be avoided. They are in tho air we breathe,
the water wo drink.
The germ can only prosper when the condition
of the system gives it free scope to establish it
self and develop. When thero is deficiency of
vital force, languor, restlessness, a sallow cheek.
a hollow eye, when the appetite is poor and tho
sleep is broken, it is time to guard against the germ. You can
fortify the body against all germs by the use of Dr. Pierce's Gold
en Medical Discovery. It increases the vital power, cleanses the
system of clogging impurities, enriches the blood, puts the stom
ach and organs of digestion and nutrition in working condition, so
that the germ finds no weak or tainted spot in which to breed.
"Golden Medical Discovery" contains no alcohol, whisky or
habit-forming drugs. All its ingredients printed on its outsido
wrapper. It is not secret nostrum but a medicine of known
composition and with a record of 40 yean of (urn. Accept no
ubstitute there is nothing "just as good." Ask your neighbors.
- aa . m. . m
rnrr TA vnit IIV CICTTO free to Too nd Every smer sua
I II LI- I U I UU (Tl I OIJI e-l lerlag Irsra Woman's Allracais.
v if ; i
I am a woman.
I know woman's stiffftrina.
I have found thecure. .
I will mail, free of am- charare, my home treat,
ment with lull Instruction to any suBerer won
woman' ailment I want to till all women about
thm Lure you. my rrad.-r. lor yoursWf. your daughter,
your mothi r, or your ibIit. I want to tell you how
to cure yoursfivi-H at home wiilioi . th help oi a
doctor. Men cannot unili-rstanil noun-n's sufierinaa.
Wliat wo women know from experience, we knoal
bett,T than nnv doctor. 1 know l hiit my home treat.
nn-iit U a tain and mita cure for Leucorrhaea op
Whitish Oiicharaef.. Ulceration. UlsDlaaemenfc
i nr tallln nf the Womb, Protuse. Scanty or Pain.
tul Periods, Uterine nr Ovarian Tumors o
arowtns: also pains in tne head. DacK ana
bowels, bearing down ferllnjs. nervousness,
creeping teellnj eo the spine, melancholy, da
tre to cry, hot ll.istiej, weariness, kidney and
bludrter troubles, ulicre caused by weakness
peculiar le our six.
I want towml you a complete ten days'treat
ment entirely free to prove utjuu that you can cars
Yourself at home, eailv. allitklv nnd bUlVlV. Ke
nn inlx r. that It will cost you nothllll togivetea
treatment a complete trlai; and If you nhould wish to continue, it will cost you only about Ucenta a
w-.-U.or li--stliin J! cent a a day. It will not int ,-rlerc with yourworkor occupation. Just send mi
your liuine and aildress, t. II on-h..w you auli. r il you wl-.Ii. and 1 will arnd you the trratmeat
lor you i a..-, rut ., .-ly li. .-, in el i in wr.' pp-r, by return mail. I will al send you. tree of cast ml
I., "WOMAN'S OWN Mt iiCAL AOWSER" nh explanatory illustrations sh..inir why womeJ
Mill'-r. ami how t hev can r.-.iiy cure thi-mselves at home. Kvery notu.in should hae it, and learn
I think tar tieiarir. '1 lu-n w li. u the doctor savs "You niu-t have an operation." you caa
divide lor yours if. T honsa urU of nomru havrcurrd llu-msi-Ivcs with my honip remedy. Itcuioaall,
Ulderyauni. To Motrins ot Daufhtrrs 1 v. ill explain a impl,- home treatment whkh icdUf'
ami eflect u.-i.ly cures l.,'Uv..n li,wa. t.rrt-n socknrsn and 1'aiuluJ or Irregular Meuiiuatuu in Yousifl
Ladifh. I'lutupiio and hea 11 h al'va vs rrsulta from its use.
Wh-r.' ,r you live. I uu nu r n u to ladies ( your on 1m ality ho know anil will gladly teU any
luilrtrr that this Home treatment really cures all women' disease, and makrs women wnU,
at num. plump ami robust. Just aeild niC VOur address, and lb- tree ti r day' treatment i yours
also the bok. Write tciav, a you may not ace tin oUer again. Address
HBS. M. MJVfMFMS. rox i. Notro Dame, lnd., V. S. X.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
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