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Reeaaree. "Johnnie, I think I hmr a thlrf la the dark closet bonoath the tali." "I don't doubt It; I have known It fras thr-re for some time." "Telephone for the police!" "What's the wee? Tou cnn't arrest a gal meter." Houston Tost. How's Ihls? W offpr One Hundrrd Dollars Reward for By ca of Catarrh that caanot be cured r Uall'e Catarrb Cure. K. J. OIKNKY A CO., Toledo, O. " . the umlarlratd, have known P. J. Chener for the. last 1J years, and bellera tlm perfectly bonorabla la all buitlneM trans otlona. ar.d financially able to carry out ny obligation made by bla Arm. WaI.DINCI, Kin kan Makvix, Wholesale Pruiglst", Toledo, O. Ilall't (atnrrh Cure la taken Internally, acting- directly upon the Mood and muroua urface of the Hyntem. T'allmonlHlft ant free. Price, 73c. per bottle. Sold by all liriinglme. Taka Uall'a Family Pills for constipation. I'rmuuiiitloB. I'histy I suppose jou think that if yon bad the regulating of the universe you could make some improvements on tht present job. don't you? Kuphs I don't know about that, but I think I could suft-gest one change. I hould like to have things so arranged that when a man is having a Rood time the days would seem to pass slowly in stead of quickly. , I'm about to take a vacation.'' A Ttare fiood Thlnic. "Am uitlnff Alton's Foot-Ease, and ran truly aay I would not have been without It ac long, had I known the relief It would give my achlna- fuel. I think It a rare Rood thin for anyone having- sore or tired fe-t. Mrs. Matilda Holtweit, Providence. H. I." Sold by all DruKKifcta, 25c. Ask to-tluy. Record Nebraska Wolf Heat. The residents of the north edge of Adams county and the sonth edge of Hall county participated In a wolf hunt recently in which twenty-three wolvea were captured out of twenty frve rounded up. nays the Hastings (Neb.) Tribune. It la claimed that this la a record breaker for the state. Wolf hunts are all the go, but as a rule Br'er Wolf nbows a clean pair of heels and gels uwny. In a round-up in Farmers township an unfortunate was caught napping; the others aliped through the line. A hundred or more men and boys organized a hunt on the liver bottom directly east of twi. One wolf was killed, one at least and pos sibly more escaped by hiding in the grass. Their hair Is the color of the dead grass, and a wolf will lie flat and not be seen by a hunter only a rod or so away, and when the line passes ht make for his life. A hunt announced for Sunnier town ship came off lately, when one woltr was killed and four got away. The hunts afford conaldern-ble sport, even though they get few wolves. Usually at the end of a round-up there will be a lot of Jack rabbits and cottontails in the ring, and when the shotguns are turn ed loose It Is a reminder of a skirmish line In action. SETTER THAN SPANKING. Spanking does not cure children of bed wetting. There is a constitutional cause for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Box 4, Notre Dame, Ind., will send free to any mother her successful home treat ment, with full instructions, Send no money, but write bar to-day If your chil dren trouble you in this way. Don't blame ta child, the chances are it can't help It. 'ibis treatment also cures adults and aged people troubled with urino difficulties by day or night. Recollections of a Boar Life. "Tour face is familiar," said the pas eager with the goggles. "Haven't I rua againat you somewhere before?" "No, sir," answered tlie passenger with the hunted look in his eyes. "You've tried a dozen times or more to run over me, but I have always been able to dodge in time." Constipation causes and aggravates many serious diseases. It is thor oughly cured by Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favorite family laxative. : Two Klaila; Uolh Tired. An agent of the Interior Department tells many stories illustrating odd phases of the Indian's character. 'There was a farmer in the West,' says this agent, "who was In a difllculty to secure help on his farm. Indians were numerous In the neighborhood, b it they were i r workmen. Always tir ed, they would put down the hoe or the rake as soon us the muster's back was turned, and, selecting u cool spot, they would lie dowu in the shade and sleep the day away. "But one morning a very tall, robust Indian came, unking the farmer for work. "'No,' said the white man; 'you will get tired. You Indians are always tir ed,' I "This Injun not like other Injuna. Never get tired.' "The upshot was that the Indian was engaged and put to work in a cornfield. The farmer went nway. When he re turned, an hour or two later, the Indian was asleep tinder a tree. "'Here, wake ui:' exclaimed the in dignant farmer. "You told nte that you never got tired '.' "Uh!' grunted the red num. yawn ing. This liij iu never set tired. But If he not lie ilnwn often, he would get tired Just like other Injuns." Harp er's Weekly. Dr. MclNTOSH celebrated Natural Uterine Sunnnrier liuml!ais relief. Huld Uf all ur- Sleal lu.tr. iiiiunt 1Mleni anil trailing ni.Cl.t lu 1 I'ltHl Mm,, and Canada (-'ti Orl- lilt JD.J ILrt'.'lllarB I....!. THE HASTINGS A MrlNIOH TDIISC rn aaDursi-tnrrri of Inuan iidV'V i mari or tli. i.eoulu ltuil Mcluujati" 8up..rlr. It afflicted will psesmit hist mm mvm mm mm The Canadian government, by legislation, has obviated to a great extent strikes that would Interfere with public utilities. Including mines. Is described In McClure's Maga- :A cine by Charles W. ' - . b. FRKaiiiKNT KtioT. Eliot shows that, on the fifty-five applications, strikes were avoided or ended In twenty-five coal mines, four metalliferous mines, fifteen railroads, three street railways, two bodies of longshoremen, one body of teamsters, one body of sailors and In two industries that were not public utilities. In only two cases were strikes not averted or ended. The six cases In which boards were not created were settled promptly through the Influence of the act. Some of these disputes Involved large numbers of workmen, notably two cases of the Dominion Coal Company, with 3,000 men affected In one case and 7,000 men In another; and several railroad cases In some of which 7,000 to 8,000 men were directly affected. That Canadian work!ngmn have acquired confidence In the operation of the act Dr. Eliot soncludes from the fact that they have been the applicants for the creation of boards In forty six cases. - Not the least beneficial result of the act, Dr. Eliot considers. Is that "although perfect liberty to strike or lock out ultimately is reserved under the Canadian act, several weeks must elapse from the time the dispute be gan before work can be stopped," Thus, "there Is time for passion to cool, and for the costs of war to be counted by both parties. The interests of the public may also get some sort of effective expression during this Inter val; and when the report of the board Is thoroughly published. In accord ance with the provisions of the act, public opinion, being well Informed, usually expresses Itself with clearness and force." BARON MAKING HIS WAY AROUND WORLD TO TEST HEARTS OF MEN. On a journey by which he alms to show that civilization has not made mankind heartless, Baron Fon Der Os-ten-Saken, St. Petersburg, Russia, who says he Is a nephew of the Russian minister of war, Is making his way around the world. Ha started penni less. Sitting in a cafe in St. Peters burg he argued with another Russian njimpd Pnitnvapf Q rnornliQTif men rA. ! Ing the effects of civilization on hos j pltable Instincts. The result of the debate was that the baron started (rav St. Petersburg without a cent to make his way around the world, test ing the kindness of persons he met by applying for employment. The time limit given him is seven years. He Is to travel by any means availa ble, but Is not to receive alms. He must perform some service for every thing he receives. Since starting he has been through Russia, Siberia, Japan, and China. After crossing the United States and reaching New York he will continue to Mexico, Panama, Central America, South America and Australia. The tlARON.FONrDER.OSTEN-SAKEN baron has met many of the titled per sons of Japan and China. He was ar rested ten times as an Impostor while traveling through Russia, but proof that his credentials are genuine brought his release. He was also ar rested in Korsythe, Mont., us a tramp. The traveler is 23 years old. He can speak seven languages. He was a soldier under Mlcheneff during the Japanese-Russian war: He Is a gradu ate of a military school at St. Peters burg, it is hla Intention to write a book of travel after he has completed his trip. A prize of $25.0(10, which he says he will give to charity. Is to be awarded him if he ends his journey n the allotted time. I'-.iiu'.InIi aa Nbo la SioLr. Tlio teacher of "conversational French" In a certain Kastern college wa-s a lively mademoiselle "just over." One blight afternoon sl.j stopped two girl.-, very excitedly. She warned to buy uu "cponge pour la bain," but did not know what to ask for. Hath sHinKe. Tell ihe salesman von want a hiir bath mmnra t i..ha ! home w ith you," said t'je girls in j chorus, and they accvnianind hvr to the lllage drug store. A young clerk steped forward. Mademoiselle advanced bravely. "Please." she said, smilingly, "will you kindly take me home and give me a big sponge bath?" 3ucces Magazine. r ! A I f Eliot, president emeritus of Harvard University, The act for the maintenance of Industrial peace lr Canada went Into effect March 22, 1907. Uy the operation of the act 96 per cent, of strikes were avoided or ended. These pertained to disputes concern ing mines, railroads, street railways, longshoremen, team sters and sailors. Fifty-five applications have arisen under the act and have resulted In the creation of forty-nine boards. Dr. i Eye Salve A very good salve foi granulated eyelids is made as follows: Yellow oxide of mercury, one grain; rose salve or unsalted butter, one-half ounce. Apply to the eyelids night and morning. Insomnia. If a person cannot fall asleep, try a sponge bath made thus: Into eight ounces of alcohol put two of ammonia and two of camphor. Shake thoroughly, and when well mixed add four ounces of sea salt and enough hot water to fill a quart bot tie. To apply it pour a little of the liquid in a shallow dish and moisten the whole body a little at a time by dipping a small sponge In It. Rub It only a very little, then finish with a vigorous rubbing with a coarse crash towel. Pellagra. This new disease prom j lues more surprises In the medical world and more reasons for lnvestiga-: tlon than anything that has broken loose In a half century. The asylums have long been filled with patients suf fering from this disease and supposed ly Insane. Iii some cases the disease has been caused by cheap food. Pel lagra has probably existed In the United States for many years, although the fact has not been definitely estab lished. Our physicians as yet know little of It, but they are finding it in plenty in many of the states. It Is supposed to arise from eating moldy corn, which nffects the brain. USEFUL TREES OF, FLORIDA. Ureat Variety (irmvlng lu Ihe Stale Durable Wood. Florida has perhaps more usefti. trees growing within her borders than any other State in the Union a great er variety. But there is a general de sire to introduce more, as the soap berry, the tallow tree and the euca lyptus. An addition to the discussion of the latter, a tree which is very valuable because it has the unusual quality of growing with great rapidity, yet fur nishing a hard and durable wood, is furnished by a letter to the editor of the Florida Fruit and Produce News by E. E. Thompson of Avon Park. Mr. Thompson says in part: "Eucalyptus trees were first planted here about 1804, and were injured by the great freeze, but sprouted and grew like orange trees. A few eucalyptus trees planted later have made such wonder ful growth as to cause people to look up, take notice and rubberneck to see the lofty tops. The growth In ten years Is six feet around the body. "The seasoned wood Is hard as hick ory and posts show no decay In the ground. The lfinbs, twlg.s, leaves and teed cases make the very best fuel. Our people are convinced of the great value of eucalyptus and are planting them up and down the avenues and li the cemetery and will soon plant the In forest form." In California some species of euca lyptus show greatest development in low places where rain water stands and In swamps, river bottoms, etc., though they will endure drought, ac cording to a bulletin of the University of California. The durability of tin wood, according to other authorities, is due to an oil with which it Is Im pregnated and which is extracted for commercial put poses. Florida Times Union. Wt-ll Nuinril. "What's that you call your mule?" "I call W I in Corporation," answer ' the ol.l conied man. "How did you come to give him such a name ?" 'T'lim studyin' cle anim:tl an' readln' de p::p:'i-s. Dat mule gits mo' blame an' abuse dan anything else In de town ship, an' goes ahead bavin' bis own way jett de same." Washington Star. The photographer never takes peo pie for what they are worth, but for what he can get out of them, j Vrau Widow" Not Slaa. "She is a grass widow," said thi professor, sodding in the direction 4 lady with yellow hair. "A 'grass' widow T Oh, professor, I didn't think yen would use slang." " 'Grass' widow Is not slang." said the professor stoutly. It Is, on th contrary, a -very ancient and correct expression. It comes from the French 'grace.' It was originally writtea grace' widow. Its meaning Is 'widow by courtesy.' "There is nothing slangy or disre spectful In the term 'griice' widow.' A widow may call herself that with pro prlcty and wirh propriety any one may cull her that." 'hleiigo Chronicle. STEADILY GREW WORSE. A Tralral Tale of Safferln.a from Sick Kidneys. Mrs. I C. Frldley, 1034 N. Main St., Delphos, Ohio, says: "Five or six years ago I began to suffer with kidney trouble and grew steadily worse until my health was all bro ken down. For weeks I was In bed and could not turn over ?rSf-A' thout being heir ' 'v " My back was stiff i im in ful, 1 was tl Iped. and ilrcd and languid, and when 1 was able to get around I could not do my work. The first box of Doan's Kidney IMIls helped me so much that I kept on using thorn until rid of every symp tom of kidney trouble. During the past three years I have enjoyed excel lent health." Hemember the name Doan's. .Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster Milburn Co., Duffulo. N. Y. Ilrnrtlo... Salrsnuin Hat. sir? Yes; what kind do you wisli to look at? Customer Well, my wife wenrs a Mer ry Widow affair. If you have something that is the exact opjxisite of it, young man, that's what I want. Salesman Then you want a plug hat, of course, with a black band around It. That is the nearest we can come to Disconsolate Widower hat. Chicago Tribune. Maklna; Allowance for Htm. "You used to know Tom, my nephew, didn't you?" "O, yes, I knew him well. Tom's good soul. I always liked him." "He's one of the successful operators la Wall street now." "In spite of that I still rkiak Tom's a good soul." Ohiongo Tribune. FASHION HINTS Tailored suits for early fall show longer coats and pleated skirts. The one sketched here is a single-breasted, fancy serge in dark blue, with self-covered bu tons- OuKht lu Klow, The animal trainer, having been tak en suddenly III, bis wife reported for duty in his stead. "Have you ever had any experience In this line?" asked the owner of the circus and menagerie, with some doubt. "Not Just exactly In this line," she said, "but niy husband manages the beasts all right, doesn't he?" "Ho certainly does." "Well, you ought to see how easy I can manage him." Chicago Record Herald. TO LIVE FOREVER Thomas Edison has perfected a stor age battery which he says will last Indefinitely and revolutionize the pres ent propelling power. Prof. Munyon says It Is only a ques tion of time until a remedy is discov ered that will supply the waste of the human body, so that one may live on almost Indefinitely, barring accidents. This seems almost too good to be true, but nothing seems to be impossible In these days when we consider the fly ing machine and the wireless tele graph. Prof. Munyon has certainly revolu tionized the practice of medicine. Ha does not believe in building hospitals for consumptives. He says that con sumption can always be traced to a cold. Cure a cold and you prevent consumption. His Cold and Cough Remedy will break up almost any form of a cold In a few hours and positive ly prevent Rronchltls and Pneumonia. To convince the medical world and people in general of the truth of his claims he has distributed millions of vials of the Cold Cure, absolutely free, from the leading newspaper offices throughout the country, and the cures that have been reported from Its use have been most astonishing. These lit tle au,ar pellets contain no opium, morphine, cocaine or any harmful drug. TUoy seem to relieve the jjend, throat and lungs almost iriirrtscjjateVy; In order that no one may be da prived of this rf-lnedy he has placei It with all the druggists throughout 'he United States for the small sum of 2."i cents, or sent (wstpaid on receipt of price, and with each bottle he gives this guarantee: "If Munyon's Cold and Cough Cure does not do all that Is claimed for It, I will refund your money." There are four advantages In taking Munyon's Remedies. First, they ara absolutely harmless. Second, they are pleasant to tuke. Third, they relieve almost Immediately. Fourth, they cost nothing unless they give satisfaction. Munyon's Guide to Health sent free on requeHt. Munyon Remedy C Philadelphia, Pa. LAW SCHOOL BARS WOMEV. femphta Inelllnllon Mefnaee Adnata, aloa lo a Polble Portia. Following the announcement In Fr flay afternoon's News-Sclmltar that Mrs. Martha Conser has the honor of being the first one to matriculate In the law department of the University of Memphis, it develops that Mrs. Coin ser must surrender this honor on ao count of the horrid old rules of the Institution, which provide that no women shall be permitted to enroll In this department, say university of ficials, according to the Memphis News-Sclmttar. Through a misunderstanding, caused by the fact that there are a number of departments in the university open to both sexes. Mrs. Conser waa per mitted to enroll and her matricula tion fee was collected. Now all this must be undone and the amount paid Is to be returned to the applicant, the officials say. "It Is not the policy of the univer sity to encourage the study or prac tice of law by women," said an offi cial of the Institution to the News Sclniitar. "What chance would mere men have with a pretty woman making, an argument to a susceptible Juryt Why, there Is r.-M one man In ten who would have the nerve to decide a case against her." John D. Martin, dean of the law de partment, said: "The presence) of a woman In a law class, in my opinion, necessarily restricts the progress of the work. For Instance, there are many times when some of the poInU of Jurisprudence must be Illustrated by a story and with the fair sex pres ent extreme care would have to b exercised In selecting the story. I re sail an instance wln the proiasaor of a law class was getting along fine un til a pretty girl student looked up and smiled at him, and then tho bump was all off." SHORT METER SERMONS. The ;nd Seed. The good seed serves the physical itamina, develops the mental power, quickens the conscience and awakens and feeds the sense of spiritual things In men. Rev. Albert E. Legg, Epis copalian, Providence. Hume and Kanillr A baby carriage Is more honorable at the door than an automobile. Life means more to the young man who has a home and a family to work for and to live for.-Rev. T. J. McDonald, Roman Catholic, Utlca. N. Y. Slorabllnw Into Heaven. Some people stumble and fall and get up again and stumble and fall and get up again. It Is better for them to keep stumbling ,on and finally stumble into heaven than not to get there at all. Rev. E. Vai ghan, Meth odist, Santa Monica, Cal. Ileaa) iiond, Without presenting an ascetic Ideal, tt Is true that a life which finds no mora than that which appeals to the creature element in all th range from lust to ambition, is not more than beasthood. Rev. P. A. Simpkln, Con gregatlonallst, Salt Lake City. I'nshlou. To-day fashion reigns and in her train she drags a motley crowd. Fash ion Is no mere empty name. It Is a living force, far-reaching in Its con sequences, spreading from the high est to the lowest In the social scale. Rev. John Deans, Congregatlonalist, Providence. ItlKht I.I Vina-. Merely living is not the aim of hu man life, but living so as to contribute to the highest well being of humanity. We are not brought into this world to exhaust our energies on getting enough to eat, but for a higher and nobler end. Rev. J. 11 Mallows, Con gregatlonalist, Los Angeles, Cal. MURDER MOTHER TONGUE. Unlvrrally I'rraiilent na Our Col lee" (irailuntet Are Illiterate. - That tho American people are inuis lerlng their .mother tongue and one of the great opportunities for reform at the prnsent time is to teach them I to reverence unci prize the English : language, and also to speak and write It decently, was the opinion expressed i by President Faunce, of Brown Unl i Tersity, at Chautauqua, N. Y. He did : not spare the American colleges In hla general arraignment und declared that they are turning out an alarming proportion of graduates who are act ually Illiterate. "I should like," he said, "to seo the colleges of the country Join In an ef fort to Induce tho American people to write and speak the English tongue decently. The colleges are not doing It now. It Is a fact that the college of this country are sending out llllt erates. Many of our college seniors cannot write a decent business letter, Large numbers of them cannot express themselves In writing ko as to le un derstood. We Americans should link our minds and hearts and hands In an effort to preserve this mother tongue which Is our definite Intellect ual heritage. We should prize English speech and English literature and pass on this heritage of the past to the chil dren of the future." President Faunce said that he had been surprised anil shocked recently when he mentioned the name of Prof. Huxley to a group of Drown student! and no one knew whom he meant.- Chicago Inter Ocean. tletauuVr nl Itoma. Alexander was looking gloomily out of his palace windows, and sigh ing Imcause there ere no more worlds to conquer. "Don't tie an Idiot moping around the house this way. Xandv," said Mrs. Alexander, pausing in her work of darning her husband's tunic. "If you are hO dead set cn new worlds to con quer, why don't you hire a schooner the way Columbus, did anil go out aiiJ disc-over a few?"--New York Globe. Here Is a rule Unit will not fall once In a hundred timed: He polite to a boy. aM he'll he jiollte to J0O. A riaaacler Jndge How many time bave yea ben arrested before? Trlsoner Five, sir. Jnge Then I shall feel it tnf duty to Impose the maximum fine Prisoner Hut. your honor. Isn't It only fair to give n reduced rate to reg ular customers? Judge-. Paint Kaolla. It Is a common occurrence nowadays lo hear a man remark with disgust: "It Is impossible to have good painting done these days; either the paint is not good or there are no good paint ers." This, ho'vever, Is not true. There Is good paint, and there are good paint ers. Dut the question Is, bringing them together. One cannot expert a satisfactory painting Job without pure whlto lead. There Is a way to make sure you are getting pure white lead without test ing It. See that the kc s benrs Nation al Lead Company's famous Dutch Hoy Painter trademark, which Is a positive guarantee of purity. However, any one can test white lead. National Iad Company, 1!02 Trinity Itldg., New York City, will send you a lead tester and painters outfit, consisting of book of color schemes, specifications, etc., upon request. landrrlaa- lhr Klprnal City. "When you were in Rome, of course, you did as the Komitni do." "Er yes ; I had to. I ran out of money, and bad to And some way to ex tract it from the rich Americans that were visiting the citv." fib-ngn Tribune, Dlaleinprr. In all Ita forms, among all ages of horses, as well as dogs, cured and all others In same stable prevented from having the disease with Spohn't Vi temper Cure. Every bottle guaran teed. Over 000,000 bottles sold last year. 50 cents and $100 a bottle. All druggists, or send to manufacturers, Spotlit Medical Co., Goshen, Ind. Pnrolr n Mntti-r of liolce. "Io I have to pay Ihls bill for gas that I never UsimI?" 1 "Not unless yon chooo. There is no compulsion about it. We merely abut off your iras if you don't pay it." Chicago Tribune. BURNED AND ITCHED. Eraema on Hand, Ami, l.rara and Face 1 1 Was SumethlnK Terrible Complete Care hjr C'ntlcara. "About fifteen or eighteen years ago cr,cma developed on top of my hand It burned and Itched so much that I was compelled to show It to a doctor, Ho pronounced It ringworm. After trying his different remedies the dis ease increased and wont up my arms and to my legs and finally on my face. The burning was something terrible. I went to another doctor, who had the reputation of being tho best In town. He told me It wns eczema. Ills medi cine checked the advance of the dis ease, but no further. I finally con cluded to try the Cutlcura Remedies and found relief In the first trial. I continued until I was free from the d'.s ense and I have not been troubled since. C. Iturkhart, 230 W. Market St., Olmm- bersburg, Pn., Sept. 19. WW." Potter Drug & Chein. Corp., Solo Props, of Ctiticuru Remod les, Uoston. Purely Ilelallve. "My ileur friend, don't you know there's Bo such thing as matter?" "If I weighed only ninety-five pounds, s you do, I might easily believe that ; but I weigh 245, aad I'm harder to convince." WHY suffer with eye troubles, quick re lief by using PET-TIT'S EYE SALVE, 25c. All druggists or Howard Bros.. Buffalo, N. Y. Tho first English work on ana-lin waa "The Book of St. Albeen's,' published a sue ntteentu century. JTi"' Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for irriiiuiH, noiierm ine kuiiim, re- ; "'"""""Hi'on. Hiiuys puln, cures mum cuuu. 4do a Dome. lie Active Prlarlple. "Smoking may not hurt some people," aaici Mrs. Lapsling; "but it Isnt good for a 'nervous man like my husband. You know it's the Nlcodemus in tobacco that makes it so injurious." 1MIVT NKGI.CCT THAT OI (iHt i, raruinir rwka your atnion, n(1 ,., , lDto rS.ril'S''1. AMeu . f.un B.I will rtaVk I, . '---;. ,wMitiianiiiiu, Artesian wells are multiplying la Va lencia, tpin. where rood water I. .... scarce, and where a bountiful supply is omainanie ar a depth of 120 te 130 feet. why errrFn mow a rot ban a (aw drop, of l'rrr Un' PalutllKr UkM troniptlr In "ma hot water or n.llk will araTaul Itl ate. uc ud Wo Botllea, at all daalara. Halt the Contrary. "Oentlemen," said the campaign spell binder, as he began bin speech, "in the words of our illustrious chief at Washing, ton, who said : '.Speak ' " "Ixuder!" yelled a score ef voices In the bock part of the hall. "Not at all, gentlemen," aaJd tie orator, visibly irritated. "He said, as every well informed person knows: 'Speak softly, even while carrying the bfg stick. If I am interrupted ag-ain" here he waved tho chairman's gavel aloft "I shall use the big stick unsparingly I" Having thus asserted himself, and si lenced the rude persons wh had leva guilty of Hie unseemly Interruption, he resumed his speech. Chicago Tribune. Fortune Telling Does not take into consideration the one an'a happineia womanly health. The woman who neglects her health ia nefleotintf the very foundation of all good fortune. 1'or without health love loaea its luatre and fold is but droet. Womanly health when lost or impaired may generally be regained by the use of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. Thlt Prescription bmm, lor orer HO yean, been curing delloato, weak, pmln-wracked women, by the hundred of thousand mnd thlm too tn the privacy of their hontea without their havittd to submit to Indeli cate Questioning and offensively rcpnd. aant examination. Sick women ere invited to ooniult Dr. Pierce by letter frit, All correspondence held as sacredly oonBdenliul. Addre.. World'a Dispensary Medical Asaociation, R. V. Pierce, M. D., President, Buffalo, N. Y. Dm. Plasm's GaiAT Family Docroa Booa, The People's Common Sense Medical Adviser, newly revised up-to-date edition 1000 pages, answers in flam tnglub hoals of delicate questions whioh every woman, single or married, ought f o know aibout. Sent frtt, in plain wrapper to any address on receipt of 21 one-ccnl stamps to cover mailing only, or in cloth binding for 31 stamps. CTOR ADVISED OPERATION Cured by Lydla EaPinkbani's Vegetable Compound Paw T&vr. Mich." T sufferer! terrl I niyirom remaienis, including inflam mation And conges, tion, for several years. My doctor Raid there was nd hone for run but art operation. I lie can taking- Lydia J8; I Ink ham's Vegetal bio Compound, ane) I can now sav I arcl a well woman." Emma Draper. Another Operation Avoided. Chicapro, 111. "! want women to know what that wonderful medicine, Lydia E. llnkham's Vegetable Com pound, has done for me. Two of the best doctors in Chicago said I would die if I did not have an operation, ana I never thought of seeing a well day again. I had a small tumor and female troubles so that I suffered day and night. A friend recommended Lydia E. llnkham's Vegetable Compound, and it. miida ma a n-oll n-nmnn Xf.. Alvena Hpeklino, 11 Langdon St. Chicago, 111. Lvdla K. PinVb round, made from roots and herbs. uno v . uo mo llJUBb BUCCrBSIUI remedy for curing the worst forms of female ills, including displacements. 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