TAKING CHANCES. Tie love that makes the world to round.' round." The piwts Idlthily King; AIns for 1 i tn ho pawns his watch To ii:- ii diamond rln. And nit'T In a little flat I'wpIIs i (p ,vlth his dear And fiLimrs excuses 'kuIiisI tin- tun' 'J'l litni'.lord doth appear. "'Tin love thnt makes the world go round," 'i trust, n pleasing Rong, Hut ofton, us the farts do prove, It makes the world cn wrong. Point times the chap who got his choice l"or freedom stoutly prays. While In; wlio soupht her hand In v.iln Lives happy ull his days. " "Tls love that makes the world ko round." I would no cynic I p; Although wc make pome grave mls taki s, 'Tin vi ry pl.i in to see That love is mill well worth the while f mortals h"rc below And life without some risks to run Would be a trifle slow. Illrin Ingham Age -1 fern Id. i. . "Marry!" said old Tollevents Thompson, as he rocked lazily upon the veranda of his Biiug. but ill-shaped wooden cottage on tho outskirts of Four Corners. "You've pot me. What, do you want to marry for? Ain't your homo unlike everybody else's?" "That's true enough. Dad," said Sars'prilla, the eldest of of Tollevents' ten daughters. "If you'd been a thoughtful man, you'd have built It at once, 'stead of doing it by Inches as we came alons." "How on airth" Tollevents stopped whittling in almost speechless wrath, as he glared at his eldest girl "how on airth was I to know you was all com In'?" "Don't seem to me wuth while talk In' about that," volunteered Senianda, the next girl. "We're here; and It looks 'a If we're here to stay, unless we git married." "Wal, git married," said Tollevents, In desperation. "How?" chorused seven more daugh ters, whilst dark-eyed, 'black-browed Seliua, the tenth, sang .merrily in the back kitchen. During tiie coursi of his married happiness, every two or three years as the house filled up with additional ba bies all of them girls Tollevents had added more room by the simple expe dlent of building on a fresh shack to the others. Lest the end one should tumble down, he had built an earth work against it. Then leaning the others up against the outside, and se curely roofing them, he considered that the architectural effect thus pro duced was worthy of unlimited ad miration. That no one else In Four Corners imitated this rambling build ing, he considered due to the habitual lack of enterprise shown by his neigh bors. I here s only one young man in Four Corners worth ropin' In," said 'Sars'prilla, turning her sweet blue eyes upon her sire. "Every night he comes hnppin' down the road like a skeared hen, gits a look at us, and ducks back agin." . "S'lina!" called Tollevents. ine merry voice of the klrl In the kitchen suddenly ceased. She put out her gypsy face. (Seliua was the only dark one of the ten; all the others were "Blue-eyed as is the morn"), and looked round composedly. "What's tho fuss, Dad?" uring me a bowl of water," said lunevems, ueiermineiiiy; "and sumo soft soap." Selina affected to be thunderstruck "Don't be rash at your tune of life Dad. 'Taint Sunday." The Innuendo that he never washed save on Sunday roused Tollevents to his full height. "And a biled shirt he added sternly, disdaining to bandy words with his youngest offspring. Selina hastily returned with a bowl of water and some soap, put the bowl on the top of a stump, and threw her father a towel as rough as ' Esau's band. "You did orter see Doc Higgin son, Dad," she said, mirthfully. "What are you goin' to do?" For a few minutes Tollevents dis dained to answer Selina. Sars'prilla slid Into his chair nnd rocked herself to and fro, swaying her lissome body to an old camp-meeting tune. The eight other girls Selina had retired to the kitchen again sat In a row on the bench and giggled. They were all blue-eyed, all falr-halred, all beauti ful, and all exactly alike, with the ex ception that Sars'prilla was a little stouter than her Bisters. Decorum prescribed the sudden re tirement of Tollevents into that part of th.9 shack which was by courtesy called a bedroom (when the weather was fine, ho usually had a shakedown on the veranda) In order that he might don his Sunday clothes. Mean time the girls waited, wondered and glg;;led every few moments at this sudden accession of energy on the part of their sire. ' Looks though he is a deacon 'sif he wanted to git religion again," au dibly su:.;pested Semanda. "Looks to me 'sif you'll git some thing yon ain't bargainin' for," said Tollevents grimly, thrusting his head round the corner. I liar aln t no buttons on this yer biled rag." Si-'.iua, m r prompt, was on the spot lu a moment, with shirt buttons. "You ain't worn this white shirt since Christmas, dad, else I'd have put 'em on before. That long prayer of jours in meet in' made all your but tons fly. Old Deacon Harbro bust only one of his." Chci by Selina's tribute to his gifts as Lin oxhortir, Tollevents tied a black handkerchief loosely round his collar and took down his gun, which In- loaded with unusal care, the girl.-, watching him apprehensive ly the while. When he put in an ex tra allowance of buckshot Bellua re monstrated with him. "TUiir's only one oung man wuUi " Young Mr, Hopper mnrryin' In Four Corners Just now. dad. Don't waste him." "This yer alleged marry In man." said Tollevents, carefully resting tho pun against the veranda, "comes down thin yer road lf It belonged to him. It blnn.i to me; and I'm goin' to drive the truth Into him." "Not with buckshot." Implored Se Una, turning a littlo pale. Tollevents rested his pun In a fork of the lilars which grew- greenly iround tho veranda. brought out his Bible, turned to his favorite chapter wiiprein many Anialekltes were slaughter, d. and read It with gusto. Does fp( A to me," he mused, keep- In? one eye on the road "Does seem to me 'sif tbnr's more real wholesome- ne;.s in clt tin' a man under the fifth rib 'steud of flllln' him up with buck shot; but wo can't bo choosers of what Is set afore us. We must do the work In the way ns somes handiest. I reckon young Hopper '111 be along in an hour. If he ain't, I'll go and fetch hum." ir. Selina, noting that her sisters, obey ing a hint from Tollevents. were all attired In their Sunday best, laughing mirthfully. "Dad "11 scare the life out of him," she said, gaily. "That Hop per can't say boo to a pooso." She slipped round the back of the shanty, her dark face framed In a be coming sunbonnet, dived down to Ot tawa shore, then up again through the pines, some quarter of a mile from her father's house. Presently, young Mr. Hopper, pic turesque yet shy, also blue-eyed, and with a fierce moustache, which belied his youth, sauntered Irresolutely down the road As he did so, he was aware of Selina coming towards him, the one person In the world whom he had hoped to see. "Snakes!" he murmur ed to himself. "My heart's pumpin'. I can't run now." Selina affected to pass him, then stopped suddenly. "Goin' down the road?" she asked; and took him with veiled eyelids. "I've bin' down this yer blacned old rond all the winter, and all the spring, and all the summer," declared Mr. Hopper, fiercely; "an' thar's nine of you allers slttln' on the veranda and you never show up." "Thlnkln' of turnin' Mormon. Mr. Hopper? Ain't nine of us enuft for you?" "N-no, declared Mr. Hopper, ir resolutely. "Not by no manner of "what's tiie i-lbs, dad?" means. Me beln' a shy sort of man, I git lost in the crowd. It It makes my head swim," he added, feebly. "Then If you tumble In the river you won't drown. Hut did I orter be get tin' on?" "What's your hurry?" implored Mr. Hopper, then blushed crimson. There was a twitch of Selina's pret ty lips as she looked down the road. "Nothln'l Nothln'! Only, you don't know what you're lettln' yourself in for if you go down that road to-night .Notnin can oe worsen goin on like this," declared the pessimistic Mr, Hopper. "Old man on the warpath? Thinks he owns this road, don't he? Selina nodded. "Hw's got his best clothes on, the old gun's filled up to the brim with buckshot!" "I'd like to fill him up to the brim with whisky, then turn him loose In flieetin'," said Mr. Hopper, vindictive ly. "What's he want to take a hand in this yer game for?" "He thinks it's time some of us got settled. If you go down there you'll rind out what he means. Hotter go home." "See here," Mr. Hopper looked Into the charming face until she blushed most becomingly. "See here. I'm the man who's doin' the marryiu', ain't I?" "Ye-es." "Then blamed If I don't go and tell him so." "But you've no gun," declared Se lina in terror. "He'll make you mar ry Sars'prilla 'cause she's the oldest. "If," eald Mr. Hopper, with a dark meaning "If I git out of this alive I'm going to marry the gal I darn please, if if shell have .me." Selina held him back a moment, her radiant eyes flashing into his, Something he saw there lllled Mr. Hopper with sudden courage. Blush ing fiercely the while, he took her in bis arms, kissed her fervently and marched valiantly down the road, leaving Selina gazing after him. "And they call him shy!" she mused. "Shy! With a moustache like that!" Her cheeks flamed as she dived into the mysterious recesses of the pines, which stood In serried ranks upon the river shore. III. "You, Hopper! Stop!" cried Tollo- f-nts, as young Mr. Hopper came rap idly abreast of the house. .Mr. Hopper caught the glint ot a gun barrel. The sun set fair behind the gloomy hills. Hanged in a row on the veranda were nine fair girls. At the end of the vi-randa stood Tol levents, tall, gaunt, thin, clad In his fjumbiy best, leaning carelessly on the shot gun. "Wishful to fpi-nk to .til'?" jauntily Inquired young Mr. Hopper. "You ain't turned road agent. Deacon?" The Deacon cleared his throat. "It's a Bin and disgrace you ain't married. You're the oldest young man in Four Corners and all the others Is waltln' for you to give 'em a lead. Yet you !t -Iter Iwuw come sailing along this yer road night arter night, and shuffles by like a pround-hog. without raisin' your eyes to all these yer these yer fair young flowers," he added, with a touch of parental poesy. "Which one Is It?" "Ain't you takln' It too much for settled?" asked young Mr. Hopper. 'I'm a man of few words," Holla- vents raised his gun carelessly to the level. "Here's nine pals all of a row. Which Is it?" Mr. Hopper bowed gracefully to the young ladies on me veranda. Any one of 'em? I ain't worthy of it. Deacon." Any one of "em. You ain't wor thy, but It's the best I can do for cm," said the Deacon, firmly. Which?" They were girls whose beauty would have gladdened the hearts of an an chorite. Young Mr. Hopper surveyed them carefully, then turned to Tollevents. See here," he said, severely. "Ain't you 'shamed of yourself. Deacon, to go puttin' such a slight on 'em? If 1 married one. what will the eight oth ers do?" 'You leave that to me. Which?' ominously repeated the deacon. Taln't no business of yours." Young Mr. Hopper walked down the veranda, feeling that Tollevents gun covered his manly back, "Can't I go home and think it over?" he asked when he had come to the end of the row. "You can go home, and take a load Of buckshot with you, if that '111 help you to think," said Tollevents. Young Mr. Hopper came back to the top of the row, then shook his head. They're all tot) much alike. I'd git mixed up and never know t'other from which. Tain't fair, Deacon." I don't want to shoot you in hurry. Bald the Deacon. No one can't say I ain't a Just, reasonable tender-hearted. God-fearing, help-my neighbor kind of man. 'Taln't my fault they're all alike; but you've got to take one of 'em." Young Mr. Hopper shook his head Can't be done. I don't mind marry in', but I can't get mixed up like this, It's wuss'n bigamy." Tollevents took deliberate aim at him. "I'm sorry to have to do It," he said, gently, "and your mother, beln a widder, 'ill curse me for removing my neighbor's landmark, so to speak but I've got to make an example of you." There was a wild shriek as Selina threw herself between them. "Guess you'll have to hit me first," she cried, choking with laughter and tears. "You you can't go wastln' young men like this, Dad." Stop a minute," said Mr. Hopper. with affected deliberation. "How dare you try such a put-up job on me?" I I don't understand," faltered Tollevents, confused by this sudden at tack. Why you might ha' known that a shy man like me wouldn't make up his .mind with nine gals all 'zaokly ulike. This settles It. Here's a dark one. I'll take her." There was a chorus of "Oh!" from the veranda. Tollevents looked Irres olute, for Selina was his favorite. "It's beginnin' at the wrong end," he Bald, doubtfully. Don't you worry about that. Any way, it s a beginning," urgeu young Mr. Hopper. "That's all you've got to do, 'cept put down that gun. It might go off; and the Coroner's a friend a' mine. He'd say things. Now you can take off your store clothes, and make yourself comfortable, father-in- law that Is to be." Tollevents put down the gun, and young Mr. Hopper, linking Selina's arm in his, strolled along with her to the pines. A bend in the road him them from the house. Selina could feel him trembling as they wandered along in the odorous dusk. 'You you do mean it, Seliua?" ho quavered. " 'Cause If you don t, he can shoot all he wants to; and I'll ba glad of It. I ain't afraid of him; but I am of you." Selina hesitated. Young Mr. Hopper turned back. "Stop," she called after him In alarm. "Well?" queried Mr. Hopper. "I knew how It ud be. Let him nil me up with " 'Won't I do Instead?" queried Se lina. "What! With buckshot?" "N-no. K-klsses!" And In the blissful silence which ensued a .man might havo heard his microbes gnaw, so sweet, bo pure the heavenly night, with the great stara shining out, the silent river flowing to the sea, their young hearts beating together. Philadelphia Telegraph. A Happy t'umpromliie. "What a beautiful little baby ht is!" exclaimed the neighbor who had called. "He isn't six months old yet, either," Bnid tho proud young mother, 'and he weighs over twenty pounds." "What have you named him?" "Well," hedtated the mother, "Hen ry and I differed a littlo about that. He wanted to give him one name, and I wanted to give him another; but we finally compromised and agreed to call him John Wesley." "I Bee; you named him after the ;reat founder of Meth " "No, Indeed," quickly interrupted tin mother. 'That name, as I said, is a compromise." "But how?" "The 'John' is for John Calvin, and the 'Wesley" Is for John Wesley." "Oh, I see." Why Tlit-)'r IMiHi'iiolnli-il. "Some men sit with folded hands waiting for their ships to como in remarked the Observer of Events and Things, "who ln-ver made, a single move toward even raising a nail." YonUers Statesman. The l-'alnl Tout. First Farmer (pointing to the flar ing horn of an automobile) What's thet thing for? Second Farmer Tbel's th' thing they blow jes' before they run y'down! Town i:nd Country. Ait Kmplunallun. He People like the old Jokes best She I suppose that is why tho hu morists are always at a woman's ago. Baltimore American, Opinions of ft AMERICAN FIRE WASTE. OME Impressively vnplensunt figures, hear ing upon tho enormous annual flie waste In this country, are ghen in the report of the National Board of 1'nderwrlte r. re cently Hindi? public. The ordinary fire losses, apart from such exceptional and larprly non-preventable disasters as that S at Kan Francisco, are more' than $200,000,000 a year. In the first three months of 1909 they were $r.3.000,ooi an average of nearly three quarters of a million every day. The aperernte loss tn five years Is more than the amount of tho national debt. American city fire departments are recognized as su perior to those of European cities; and although In this country a much larger proportion of the buildings consists of Inflammable wooden structures than Is the case In Europe, that doca not account for the fact that our fire losses are from ten to thirty times greater than those of European countries. The National Board of Underwriters declares that the real causs Is "carelessness and recklessness here, as apalnst the enre, forethought and wise supervision In Europe." More disheartening still Is the fact that American fire loss Is steadily Increasing year by year. It Is annually nearly two and a half times as great as In 1880, and the rate of Increase Is almost twlco that of the Increase In population In the same period. The widespread movement for tho prevention of un necessary waste In natural resources and In raw mate rial Is most commendable, but it Is even more desirable to check waste by fire. When buildings are burned there Is more lost than the actual money value of the buildings themrelves. for business Is usually Interrupt ed and the commnnultles are deprived of taxable prop erty. The problem of preventing this waste, since bo much of it la declared by experts to be preventable, is ons which may well engage the serious attention of the American people. Y'onth's Companion. RECRUITS FOR TIIE MINISTRY. OMTLAINT comes from various sources that a steadily decreasing number of "young men are entering the ministry. The theological seminaries show a dwindling attendance, while the engineering colleges are overflowing with There are. doubtless, a entering Into the growing reluctance devote themselves to the pulpit work One of them, we fancy, Is the fact that the young minister la about the hardest-working, poorest paid citizen In the average small town. struggling church, and upon his laid the impossible burden of making that church a bucccss and of living, meanwhile, on almost nothing. And yet the church members, individually, may be do ing the best they can. The point Is, that there aro not enough of them; or, rather, that their are divided up among too many organizations. While they are holding fast to comparatively unimportant dif ferences of creed, and are clinging desperately to de nomlnationalism, the real work of the Master goes un done. The average small town Is supporting In hand-to-mouth fashion half a dozen struggling churches, where there ought to be but one or two. tion alone stands In the way of setting up In such town a single sacred shrine, where IRONLESS SHIP BUILT TO SURVEY THE WORLD. Destined for a fifteen-year cruise to all accessible parts of the world, the non-magnetic yacht. Carnegie, recently launched In Brooklyn, N. Y., Is expect ed to become a prominent figure In the maritime hall of fame. Built for use In a magnetic Burvey of the earth, the Carnegie la expected to encounter experiences such as no other vessel has been through. She will wrestle, probably, with Ice packs In the Arctic, and may meet terrific typhoons off the Asiatic coast. Her crew may shorten sill before the Storm king of Cape Horn nnd whistle for breezes In the sultry Sargasso Bca. Even in her construction, the yacht differs from other vessels. No steel of Iron has entered into her construc tion, except about fiOO pounds neces sary for certain parts of her machin ery. Sho will be nearer all wood than than any other modern craft afloat. It U boned that the voyage of tho Carnegie will bring not only fame to herself, but lasting benefit to all the great multitude who go down to the sea In ships. The uclentlsts to sail In her hope to discover, among other things, (tie location and characteristics of tho North magnetic pole. The Carnegie institution of Wash lng un, which built the vessel about five years ngo, undertook to make a series of systematic surveys. There wn organized a department of re search in terresti l il magnetism, which was placed In charge of Dr. L. A. Bauer, wlio was formerly In charge of tho magnetic survey of the I'nlted States under the n-ait and geodetic sur.ey. Since then valuable work has liif.i done in the Pacific Ocean, the a lit, Galileo making three voyage.! 8fc ''gating lio una niutical miles. : is heciii'-e of t-ie peculiar cliar-ftri.::- of tin v ink fur which she is In tet 'ti-l that the ve.L.cl was built with out tlisi use of Iron or steel. Her beams arJ planks are bell together with wo.eieii treenails, and spikes and bolts of i- ;;er and bronze Her engine and other machinery are of brass and bronze, ami even the propeller is of mfinguncH" leonze. T. o e of (i who recall our early III "m y le.T -.ins remember, probably, tin) statement that at otio time on the great voyage of Columbus his sailors mutinied because the compass needle (ailed to point to the North star. Such eccentricities of the compass nave 1 1 mi m ii m.a u u n Great Papers on Important Subjects. together In ieace be entrusted with personal differences give way to the general good. Consider what a strong .and useful place in n church could take. tj be paid and large worryment, he could works. tions Is perhaps too wide to be bridged In this way. Hut those of the Protestant churches known as evan gelical, are near enough together to make the plan practicable as, Indeed, It has already been proved in some communities. cruit their ministries with young zeal and new blood, they must do something of this sort. The world-wlds success of the non-denomlnatlonal Christian Endeavor movement shows that olis Journal. s races has been made bo often that It can be taken ai having at least a foundation In fact, and yet, of ths two, the Japanese are undoubtedly the nearer to our sympathies and comprehension, the readier to accept what is called civilization, and the likelier both to teach and to Imitate the occidental world. The apparent lack by the Japanese of commercial honesty has been well explained by the circumstance that until recently their trading class was a low and despised one, while the fighting man was highly hon ored and nanrally developed the virtues that are as much the effect as the cause of general respect. In China the conditions were reversed, the merchant being there the noble and the soldier the pariah. Soon the Chlneso soldier will learn that It Is shameful to run away from the enemy, and the Japanese merchant that It does not pay to break contracts. New York Times. eager students. number of causes of young men to of the churc.jes, A He Is called to a mm. young shoulders Is religious energies Pride of denomina all may worship bothered mariners ever since. Perhaps they did before. It Is a well-known fact that the compass in certain parts of the earth does not remain true to due north. On some localities the variation may be several degrees. Off the coast of Oregon and Washington the variation Is as much as twenty to twenty-five degrees. This variation Is found on land as well as on the ocean. There are a number of lines along which the compass needle always points due north. One of these lines of "no variation begins In the east ern part of Lako Superior, runs through Ohio, about midway between Cincinnati and Columbus, through eastern Tennessee, cuts through South Carolina and strikes out Into the At lantic near Beaufort. On the east side of this line the compass needle Is drawn by some mysterious force to the westward; west of the line It is drawn to the east. On the upper coast of Maine the needle gets as much as twenty-one degrees west of "true." The geographic north polo Is not the magnetic pole; Just where tho latter Is remains as much of a mystery as the pole Peary Is seeking. And another strange thing about It, the magnetic pole Is not stationary; it Is continu ally moving, although very Blowly. It has not been discovered In what dlref lion the magnetic pole Is moving. When the magnetic polo shall have been located and Its various phenom ena ascertained, many of the existing problems of navigation will disappear. To solve these riddles will bo one of tho tasks of the scientists aboard the Carnegie. In building the ship some puzzling questions had to be solved. The boat had to be' virtually non-magnetic. For that reason Iron and steel could not enter Info Its construction. It was to bo tho flr.-it vessel in which such ma terials were not to bo found. With tho exception of thin cast-Iron linings In tho engine cylinders and tho pieel cams necessary for operating the valves, magnetic materials were ex cluded altogether. White sails are to bo relied upon mainly, auxiliary power 1.4 necessary for maneuvering In harbor or for usf In calms at sea. For this power It was decided that steim would not do, Iceause the boilers and cnglnc-i would bo highly magnetic. It would not be practicable to use gasoline or oil, be cause of 1 1 1 d icker of carrying such large quantities as would be needed in exploring faraway waters. The dif ficulty was solved by Installing a spe cially constructed marine gas pro ducer, using coal, In connection with a bronze Internal combustion engine. The Carnegie Institution Is not con fining Its magnetic survey work to tho vena. It has bad several land expedi tions at work -two In Africa, one In Asia Minor and Persia and one In China. It has also worked over part of South America, Central America, British America and Greenland. Whiit a lot there 1 to raadl and amity, whers one shepherd may the guidance of the flock, whera of belief as to minor things may the community tho pastor of such Consider how, with a Biliary surs enough to relieve him of financial be one of the leaders In all good The chasm of creed between some of the denomina If the denominations want to re the time Is ripe for It. Minneap MERCHANTS AND SOLDIERS. IR EDWARD MOSS, on his way homs to England from the far. East, repeats the familiar statement that as business men the Chinese are thoroughly trustworthy, while the Japanese are so tricky that dealings with them are unsatisfactory and unprofitable. This comparison of the two AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY. YOUNG Dartmouth graduate not long ago murdered a college girl because she would not marry him. Why then, should the murderer of the Slgel girl by an Ori ental, whose passion for her had been aroused through an Intimate association unwisely permitted by the girl's mother for religious reasons, be regarded as exceptionally ab lormal The case does not prove that the Oriental is per Be more dangerous than the Caucasian; It simply shows that he Is subject to the same passions and furies as the white man. In France, or Germany, there could he no Slgel case, for the simple reason that only In America would a wife and daughter successfully defy the more worldly husband's and father'B well known wishes concerning the daughter's friendships among young men. To this extent the New York tragedy Is perhaps peculiarly American, as the Berlin commentators avow, and there Is pood reason for the social shock which the affair causes. Springfield Republican. CATS AND CHINA. The? Ho Not Fit Tii(rlk la Same llonae. "Aunt Eunice," said young Mrs. Billings, putting down her pen and pushing back the pile of scrlhbltng-pa-per In front of her, "Aunt Eunice, why does a woman who loves china want to marry a man who adores cats?" Aunt Eunice went on with her pla cid knitting, and deftly avoided a di rect answer. "Is that a coni'adrum?" nhe asked, "I never guess d one In my life. And If It's the theme of a problem novel, Nan, you needn't tell me, because I dst Uko them." Mrs. Billings laughed. "No, It isn't a conundrum," she said. "It's a catas trophe almost, and It looks as If it might resolve itself Into a problem novel at any moment. I'm the woman I love china; Ned's the man he J adores cats; and the result is that ; three of my best soup-plates and four ' of my cherished oatmeal-saucers have t been smashed to atoms In the last , fortnight. You know, Hllma feeds the J cats, but Ned Is always euro that she , never gives them enough, and bo, as ! soon as he gets back from his reclta-1 tlous, he feeds them again. In the shed, of course, and with my best j china, and then Hllma conies along on her earnest Swedish feet and does the rest. I'm getting discouraged " Here the library door opened and Professor Billings stood on the threshold, a broken plate in his hand, his manner wavering between non chalance and anticipation. "Another victim, Nannie," he tried to say, cheerfully. "Hllma walked heavily again. Fortunately It's an old" But Mrs. Billings had flown to his Bide and was examining the frag ments. "Old! I should Bay It was! That'e Just the trouble!" he cried, with trag edy. "It's my best, my only piece of real pink luster. O Ned, how could you take It?" There were tears In her voice and In her eyes. too. "Nan, I'm awfully sorry!" said her abject husliand. "I promise I'll never tako anything but a tin dipper after this." and his air of nudbued and nln cer melancholy was so genuine that Mr. Billings smiled in wplte of her grievance. "Very well," Bhe scolded, "but don't ever let me hear you hay again that 'The King and the Book' Is your fa vorite poem, because 1'. Isn't. It's 'I love little pussy!'" Youth's Comjan. Ion. The Way Out. "Think, love!" tald Mr-,. Goba Guide. "I ordered a dinner gown, and that tiresome dressmaker has sent mo u travi ling suit." "Well, what ure you going to do about tt?" Gobsa Golde demanded. 'The only thing Is for us to go abroad Hgaln," she sighed." Cincin nati Enquirer. Politics and morality are seldom on poakliig terms. IN COLOItFUL JAPAIT. i.anif of Mlnlntnrr Knrma Thnt AM IJItlilcl Into Tlr KlrlH. Land Is so scarce In Japan and the people so numerous thnt a farm rarely consists of more than nn acre or two. During the season of tho year In which we made our Journey, says George McAdam in Outing, one of these fields Is filled with sprouting barley, light green In color; another Meld perhaps the next with vetrh, a lavender-col ored, cloverlike fodder; a neighboring field, with a dark preen grass from the seed of which a lamp oil Is manu factured; another, with the pale-yellow flowers of tho mustard, and scat tered here and there, fields filled with what looked like n variety of Illy Borne white, Bonin red, some yellow, but nil equally brMlinnt. Then to pet the complete plctur you must Imagine patches of flowering azaleas dotting tho roadside; towering, round-topped camellia trees breaking tho skyline with frequent splashes of bright preen; usually in the shade of these trees houses with white plaster ed walls nnd red-tiled roofs; about th more pretentious of these houses, white plastered walls above which ap peared a profusion of palms, roses and strange native flowers, nnd In. the doorways of the parden walls, klmono clad Japanese girls the kimonos as many and as payly colored as the gar den that, framed them. I have traveled In but one other country thnt Is so gayly colered, and that was scmo few years ago when In the company of n. number of other youngsters, nnd nn evll-smelllng ma gic lantern, I used to mnke frequent vlsltg to tho land of primary colors. SHORT METER SERMONS. Every successfful man must hT visions of high Ideals. Itev. C. A. Bar bour, Baptist, Philadelphia. Philosophy and theology have their place, but too often they obscure the Infinite. Kcv. A. K. Foster, Bapthrt, Brooklyn. So long as the feelings are quick. and the conscience is sensitive, there are hope and life. Itev. N. D. Hlllia, Congregationalism Brooklyn. It will pay anyone to learn the men tal hcalthfulness and helpfulness of prayer. It Is good also to receive by this means wisdom and submission. Rev. F. D. Leete. Methodist, Detroit. To-day, more than ever, men need the Influence of those things that make for spiritual life the Bible the church the Sabbath. Kev. Robert Johnson, Presbyterian, Montreal, Can ada. They tell us that It la un-American to Interfere with Individual freedom uid legitimate business, but temper slice legislation is a movement for race preservation. Kev. H. W. Davis, Baptist, Palo Alto, Cal. It Is pxcocdlngly important that we havo the right kind of doctrine. If a man Is as ho thinks In his heart, then assuredly he must think right to be right. Rev. Murdoch McLood, Pres byterian, Taeomn, Wash. Some of the subllmest acts of hero ism In the world may be found In the dally grind of life. To be faithful when no reward Is promised counts for much In the race of life. Rev. J. M. Farrar, Presbyterian, Philadelphia. The young man should deny himself In the present and cultivate thrift, and thus acquire a competence for the years that lie beyond the first half century of his life. Rev. J. E. Price, Methodist. New York City. Tho home evenings present a field rich with possibilities of lasting In fluence. It Is one of the misfortunes of our times that neither men nor women spend many evenings at home. nev jj c peters. Baptist, New York City. Creeds and dogmas do not mean much In the religion of to-day. They set forth the particular principles In which the members firmly believe, but I the larger religion Is the same. We ! do not need a new gospel, but more gospel. Rev. T. W. Young, Baptist, Detroit, Mich. Christianity puts a man in the way of realizing the right kind of ambi tions instead of the wrong kind. It warns us against seizing the shadow nnd letting go the substance. It gives us a scale of values which helps us against mistakes of Judgment. Dr. A. T. Hadley, Presbyterian, New Haven, Conn. In Far-Off Iudla. In India a girl must be .married be fore she reaches 12, or Bhe, and often her whole family, suffers loss of caste. Caste enforces rules and regulates marriages. A man may be Infirm, In sane, loathsome, diseased, cruel and utterly reprobate, yet he can receive Into his power through marriage and deal with her as he will a little girl of any ago under 12, If the caste re lations between them are according to that system. Initio n CViHrr I'lere. "East Side women have the funniest fashion," said the Settlement House worker, "of putting their babies In the middle of the table when the dinner Isn't on. I can't get used to it. I never have been admitted to a dining room yet on the East Side that didn't have some child or other blooming right In the middle of the tablecloth." New York Press. I'anliiuo, Not Health. Ill nine cases out of ten, says the Iowa health bulletin, If a physician, tells a woman that in order to Im prove her health the must wear her clothes In a certain way Bhe will fol low the advice of her dressmaker In stead. Women uml Mutintulnecrluff. One of the chief difficulties in a woman's undertaking an expedition in mountain climbing is that, whatever her experience, every man believes that ho knows better what should be done than she. Harper's Magazine. IWalk up behind any boy, and aay, quickly, "Hurry up!" and he will think of some duty unperformed, and J hurry for a moment. iti