Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, August 06, 1909, Image 7

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    Oae TMar Beyea.! Amy ftwui
TI9 krow ether placet rtir trwr
Jllag It ot the agony brand. Aftef
altlng for nearly (our hours In Saan-
lonrfQa, Canada, between Toronto and
Montreal, for a "miiTd" 17 freight
ears and one coach--I aakad aa tatpev
Ueat clergyman If be bad e eJ
ta learn when tba trala would arrive.
Ha yd ma up and down wit pHy.
"Sir." ha tald, "that la the oaly thJag
that tha Almighty doaa mot know."
New York Prase.
FIundreds of womfi art employed La
tba tecret service of Germany. .
Tha nami "John Bull" aa applied tt
tha English nation waa made dm of In
poem dated 1712.
1
ITCHED TWELVE YEAH8.
Ecsema Mad HaaUs aad Feet Swelt,
Peel aad Get Ft a it A mi Affect ad,
Too Gara Up All Hops ( Cora
Qalcklr Cared hj Cat I car a.
"I suffered from eczema oa my
hands, arms and reet for about twelvt
years, my hands and fact would awell,
sweat and Itch, then would become cal
loua and get very dry, tho peel off end
get raw. I tried most evry kind of
salve and ointment without Pieces.
tried several doctors, but at last gav
up thinking tuere was a cure for eo
tenia. A friend of mine Insisted on m
trying the Cutlcura Remedies, but 1
did not give them a trial until I got
so bnd that I had to do something.
I secured a Bet and by the time they
were used I could seo a vast Improve
ment and my hands and fst wen
benled up In no time. I have had
trouble since. Charles T. Bauer, K. F
D.. 65, Volant, Ta., Mi-rch 11, 1908."
Potter Drug A Cherp. Orp., Bolt
Props, of Cutlcura Remedies, Boston.
As a rule, 100 acres of land offer so
tenant for 200 aheep a tfclrtyhre;
borned cattle,
BETTER THAN SPANKING.
Spanklnc does not eura children of had.
wetting. There la a constitutional causa
tor tni trouble. Mrs. M. Bummers, Boi
4, Notre Da ax, Ind., will send fre ta
viy metber ner successful borne treat
ment, with full Instructions. Sand no
raoney, but write her te-day If your chil
dren trouble you In this way. Don't blaaie
tha child, tba chances are It cant help It
This treatment also cures adults and aged
peorf.., troubled with uafese difficulties ay
day or night.
FASHION HINTS
The attractive featute of this pongee
(own is the embroidery done In dauy
battero, in silk to match the maten'at
J he waist and sleeve effect is also novel
Metal Ham No Propeetlea.
" vvnen vu per cen. 01 cerium is ai
loyed with 30 per cent of Iron the
metal thua. produced possesses tha re
markable, property of giving off a
shower dr sparks when struck lightly
by a steel wheel. This substance has
been employed for making auto tgp It
ers for gas burners, miners' acetylene
lamps and cigar lighters. Recently It
has been'' proposed to utilize It for Ig
niting motor headlights, and even aa a
substitute for electric IgnlUon In tha
cylinders.
Every package of.
Post Toasties
Contains a little boot
Tid-Bitk made with
Toasties."
A coupfe of doeen rtfeipea
Of fascinating dishes;
A hAp in entertaining
Home folks or company
Pkgs. 10c and 15c ,
At grocers.
1 '
la tke Drnsc Stora.
Ton say you are a graduate of tha
school of pharmacy T"
"Oh, yes, madam."
Are you registered under the ruler
"Most certainly."
ls that your diploma hanging yon
derr "Yea, madam."
"Very well. Let me have a postage
tamp." Browning's Magazine.
Jest la lima.
"I suppose," said the casual ac
quaintance, the day after the wedding.
"It was hard to lose your daughter?"
"No." replied the bride's father. "It
did seem aa If It was going to be hard
at one time, but she landed this fal
low just as we were beginning to lose
all hope." Pittsburg Observer.
I'naroltlable.
Doctor
tjear sir.
you had
-I don't understand this, my
You sent me a note stating
been attacked with mumps,
and I find you sulTerlng from rheuma
tism. Patient That's all right, doctor.
Not a soul in the house knew how to
epell rheumatism.
Who 'Won Id Want to lie a Poetf
"The last line of your roem Is really
good."
"Oh, thank you."
"Why not transpose the last line
and the first line and omit the reat?"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Slaed Illm t'p.
"1 guess I know my own mind."
"That bears out what Miss Pert said
about you last night."
"What did she say?"
"She said you didn't know much."
Houston Post.
Prom Mlaaourt.
Tha following amuslne Incident oc
curred some years ago la northwest
ern Missouri.
A gentleman went to a small primi
tive Tillage for the purpose of Inspect
ing some land which he had owned
for a number of years but had never
seen. Reaching the place one evening
ne secured lodging In a small house.
The next morning he went to the
back of the house, where, on a bench,
was a tin washbasin and near at hand
a barrel of water and a dipper. After
washing his hands and face he took
from his pocket a toothbrush and,
pouring some water on It from the
dipper, proceeded to brush his teeth.
A small boy of the house watched
him for a few moments In unfeigned
astonishment, then yelled: "Oh. mom.
come quick and see the fellow sharp
ening his teeth!" Lipplncott's.
Making tba Trumps,
"Life," said the unsuspecting rounsr
man, "Is what we make It,"
"Then," rejoined the coy maid.
"suppose yon make It dlamonda and
1 11 make It hearts."
Different Viewpoints.
Mabel There goes that youne doc-
tor In his automobile. Isn't he lust
too killing for anything?
Helen Oh, I don't know. Thev rhv
he hasn't any practice to speak of.
Information Mauled.
Doody I'd have you to know. Kit-
that I'm not tho idiot you think I
am.
Knox Oh, I beer pardon. Whir-h
Idiot are you?
No Obligation.
Mike Phat have we got t' eat this
tnornln'?
Nora We ain't got to pat nothln' if
we don't wnnt to. Widow.
Orljflunllt jr.
Gunner I dine at that littlo res
taurant down in Uohenila.
Guyer That so? Well, I hoar tho
proprietor of that place has some orls
inul ideas.
Gunner I should tay so. Ho guu-
plles a dream hook with every order of
welsh rarebit. Exchanee.
Applied to the Motor.
Teacher What do you mean by the
(julclc and the dead"?
Hoy Well, the quldt get out of the
way ot tho r.:otor cars and the dead
don't. Lipplncott's.
The Trouble.
Friend Don't worry because your
swe-theart has turned you down since
yea lost your money. There are as
poo;l fih in the soa as ever were
can j;iit.
.llltu 1 One Yes, but I lost my bait.
Marpi-r'n Bazaar.
oue at All.
"A ninn hasn't Sny constitutional
i ' -ln.i," obiprves .Mr. Taukaway, "when
h' wife d ) s tlie crosd -questioning."
j City Tlujfc.
nik Una.
"I sea by this paper," said Wrs,
Griggs, "that growing children require
occasional change."
"Well, oura certainly get their
share," replied Orlgfcs. "They brace
me three or four times a day for
nickels and dimes."
Skat Her Off.
"Which would you rather ," be
gan Mrs, Wiggins, "a woman "
"As a matter of fact," Interrupted
Wiggins, without looking up from his
paper, "I'd rather see a woman In the
kitchen than on the lecture platform."
Told h Trait.
Knox There goes young Da Short
In Jay Green's automobile.
Crox Why. I thought De Short
owned It? He told me not an hour
ago that ho had put all his money
into It
Knox Well, he probably told tha
truth. He bought 60 cents' worth of
gasoline before he started.
Keeps !),
Blox Dlxby claims that he always
tells the truth.
Knox Yes; he seems to have a ma
nia for stirring up trouble.
On of the Symptoms. -
"But." queried the sweet girl grad
uate, "how can I tell when I am In
love?"
"Oh." replied the fair widow, "when
you think you think as much of a
young man as you think of yourself
that Is love."
Tlefore and After.
"When you were courting me," said
his wife, "you declared there wasn't
another woman in the world like
me."
"Yes," replied her husband, "and
I'm glad of it for the sake of other
men."
Itnppr Ttaonitnt.
Miss Askltt When one sends a par
cel by express why do they always
ask the name and address of the
sender?
Percy Pinkleigh Why er fa
they'll know where to wet urn It tn
case it is er lost or stolon, doncher
know.
The Girl at the Gam.
George Why don't you watch the
game, Evelyn?
Evelyn What's the use? You told
me the umpire man was paid to watch
It Let him look after It I'm sure
I don't want the job.
Diplomacy.
"Am I the only girl you ever made
love to?"
"Now, if you were, bow on earth
could I know how far superior yon
are to all other girls by comparlsonr
Baltimore American.
Lucky.
Rogers Have you had good luck
with your piano?
Randall Splendid! It lasted until
we got it paid for. Life.
Saccessfnl Aid.
Several weeks ago a Kansas editor
advertised the fact that he had lost
his umbrella and requested the finder
to keep it. He now reports 'The
finder has done so. It pays to adver
tise." Kansas City Journal.
Covering Territory.
"My! What a wide sash you are
wearing!"
"Yes; nobody seems to know Just
where the fashionable waistline should
come, so I am trying to wear a sash
wide enough to hit it wherever It
should be." Houston Post
At Ilrenkfaat.
"You say you used to do light roles
on the stage, my dear?" i
"Yes, love."
"Then where did you. learn to do
these heavy rolls; I can hardly lift
them?" Houston Post.
The Man M ho Sings.
"Give me the man who sings at his
work," remarked the gentle optimist.
"The remark," replied the opera
manager, "proves that you never had
an argument about salai with a
tenor." Washington Star.
Keeks the Man.
Tommy Pop, what Is the offlce that
seeks the nian?
Tommy's Pop The tax office, my
son. Philadelphia Record.
rtfndy nlth the Anmvrr.
Miss Baxter, feeling the effects of a
torrid arternoon In June, was attempt
ing to arouse the Interest of her lan
guid clasa by giving, as she supposed,
an Interesting talk on the obelisk.
After speaking for half nn hour she
found that her efforts were wasted,
reeling utterly provoked, she cried:
"Every word that I have, said you
have let in at one enr and out of tho
other. You" pointing to a girl whom
she noticed had been particularly in
atteMlve throughout the entire leon
"tell me, what la an obelisk?"
The pupil, grasping th,o teacher's
last words, ror-e and promptly an
swered: "An obeli. k is something that goes
in one ear and out the other." Suo
ceSfs Magazine.
Thoae Withering (. liimea,
"I generally read the paper on the
way to and from the office," said the
importantly buoy young man. "I used
to, myself," said the old timer, "before
I got hardened to the looks of the U
straphangers." Kansas City Time,
f
M r Pretty Paeay,
I lova my pretty puss.
And she's so for.d of me,
I often hold her In my arms.
Or nurae her on my knee.
I never will b rough or wild;
I'll never be a cruel child.
t hope she will not stay,
Oh, dear! how I should fre
If I vol up acme day
And could not find my pet!
Dh, no, she never will do that
Secause she's such a cleer cat
-Child's Companion.
What the Coat Sara.
am aa black as Mack can bo,
But yet I shine.
My home is deep within the earth.
In a dark mine,
ages ago I was burled there,
And yet I hold
The sunshine and heat that warmed
That world of old.
Though black and cold I seem to be.
Yet I can glow.
Just put me In a blazing fire.
Then you will know.
The Kindergarten Review.
Intelllitent Parrots.
Some parrots are silent, and cannot
be Induced to repeat any words, but
wlU only utter discordant shrieks and
ear-plerclng whistles.
On tho other hand, there are par
rota which have the power of imitat
ing all kinds of sounds to an aston
ishing degree.
There was one, a very clever bird,
which waa often placed in its cage
near ,n open window overlooking a
road where a great deal of trafflc was
constantly passing, thus It had the
opportunity of hearing various 'street
cries and other noises. It would
whistle to the dogs, call the cat, and
was very fond of repeating phrases
used by the pnsslng cabmen and om
nibus conductors, such as "Blank!
Blank! Liverpool street! Penny all
the way!" etc.
One day it saw its master's puppies
crowding into their sleeping basket,
and began to shout, "Blank! Blank!
Right away! Full inside!" applying
the words almost as if It understood
their meaning.
The parrot of a friend of ours once
talked in prayer time. Being re
proved, he remained silent till the
family got up from their knees, when
he said, with respectful humility, "I'm
sorry I spoke."
Point of View.
I have visited many strange coun
tries in my life, says a writer, but the
one I am going to tell you about la
perhaps the most remarkable. Tho
dress ot the natives is very striking.
Many ot them carry enormous orna
ments on their heads; some made ot
flowers, others of feather and I have
even seen them made of fruits and
vegetables. Some were so large I
wondered how the poor people could
carry them.
Others again wore a sort of round
deep box covered on the outside with
a slimy material, the secretion of a
worm. This la, I think, the ugliest
headdress ever Invented.
In summer thla people wear aa little
clothing aa possible, but in winter
they put on all they can comfortably
wear, some wrapping themselves in
skins of wild beasts.
Their dwelling places are very neat
ly constructed, and many of them are
very handsome, even when they are
constructed of clay. I went inside of
several and found them quite clean
and comfortable.
Although the country la large and
not over-peopled, the inhabitants like
to crowd cloBely together, so much so
that they will put one dwelling on
top of another. I have seen aa many
as fifteen or twenty in one pile. The
people who live in the upper ones
have to be pulled up to their homes
in a sort of wire cage.
There is abundance of very good
food in this country, but in spite of
this some of the people eat a small
hard-shelled reptile, which they And
in marshes. It is considered a great
delicacy and costs a high price. I
tasted it and found It really not bad.
The meals are often very elaborate.
They will begto with a lot of dishes as
hot as they can be made, and then
end with a white or colored soft food
intensely cold. I suppose this is to
prevent the hot dishes from burning
the lnsldes.
Many animals are keit as pets in
this country, some of them resembling
small tigers, and others who are near
ly related to wolves, but they must
be harmless, as I havjaoften seen
babies playing with themr
It Is a rich country and the people
have lots of gold and silver, but they
don't seem to value It much. I have
known large and beautiful gold orna
ments to bo exchanged for a few bits
of dirty paper. '
On many of the public buildings I
noticed the letters U. S.. which I am
told are the initials of a sort of patron
saint of the country. History does not
say If he waa ever marrlod, but ho
must have been one of a large fam
ily, as I ran across his nieces and
nephews everywhere.
Now, I am not going to tell you
where this country is, but if you look
carefully through an atlas you ought
to flad It. Chicago News.
JUST TIME,
The Wonderful Part It Plays In the
Knrlh's IIIator-,
Truly it l:i hard for us to realize
shat a part time has played in the
earth's history JuHt time, duration
so slowlyToh, ko slowly, have the great
changes been brought about! The
turning of mud and silt Into rock In
the bottom "of the old t-eas seems to
have been merely a question of time.
Mud does not become rock In man's
ti.ua nor vegetable mntter become coal.
These ptoiemes are too slow for us.
The flexing and folding of tho rocky
strata, miles derp, under an even pres
sure I only a question of time. Allow
time anoftigh and force tuouh and a
layer f granite may.be bent like i
bow. The crystals of the rock aeen
to adjust themselves to the strain ami
to take np new positions, Just as they
do much mora rapidly in a caka rf
Ice under pressure. Probably no hu
man agency could flex a stratum of
rock, because there Is not time enough
even if there were power enough. "A
low temperature acting gradually."
says my geology, "during an indefi
nite age would produce results that
could not be otherwise brought about
even through greater heat." "Give us
time," say the great mechanical force,
"and we will show you the immobile
rock and your rigid mountain chains
as flexible as a piece of leather."
"Give us time," says the daws and the
rain and the snow flakes, "and we will
nake you a garden out of those same
stubborn rocks and frowning ledges."
"Give us time," says Life, starting
with its protoxoana in the old Cam
brian seas, "and I will not stop till I
have peopled the earth with myriad
forms and crowned them all with
man." John Burroughs, in Atlantic.
LIOHTXrsa HOUSEKEEPING.
Device That Almoat Make It
Pleaaare.
A peep over the hill toward whose
crest the housewives of the country
are nearer than they Imagine, brings
to view the homo of the fast-coming
future. It has no chimney, for it is
furnaceless, being electrically heated.
In Its basement Is the switchboard
from which the electrlo nerves run to
all parts of the house. A box-like ar
rangement stands In the corner, and
from it pipes lead to the floors above.
This la the vacuum cleaning machine,
it blower operate by an electrlo mo
tor. A washing machine with its attach
ed wringer stands near, and beside it
is an electric motor mounted on a tri
pod, which, in turn, stands on rolling
casters. A long Insulated wire reach
es from this movablo motor to a sock
et, and on a bench stand an ice cream
freezer, a grindstone, a polishing
wheel, and a small Ice making ma
chine. At the same time that the Iceman
Is, figuratively speaking, being left
out In the cold, tho bogey of summer
heat is also being backed off the
porch. Fans, ornamental in design,
hold sway in parlor, dining room, and
hall, supplanting the sweltering calm
of summer with the cooling breexes of
spring. Every bedroom has its small
electric fan. The kitchen la fitted
with an exhaust fan that draws all
disagreeable odors upward, from the
range and by a flue into the outer air.
The refrigerator in this kitchen is
kept chilled by the cold brine from
the ice making machine tn the base
ment. While the electric current la
making ice in the basement it la mak
ing boiling water for the electrlo dish
washing machine in the big water
heater in the kitchen.
On the dining table of this house Is
the electric percolator for making cof
fee, and along with It the electric
chafing dish and plate warmer. In the
corner la the luminous electric heater
to take the morning chill from the air
of the dining room. The bathroom
has Its own electrlo water heater and
air heater, and in the bedrooms are
found luminous heaters, electric warm
ing pads to take the place of rubber
hot water bags, a device for drying
the hair after a shampoo, the appara
tus consisting of a little electrlo fan
driving the air between electrically
heated plates and, of course, electric
lights everywhere. '
The pipes from the vacuum machine
In the basement lead to each floor,
and at convenient Intervals are valvei
to which are attached a rubber hose
leading to the handle of a hoe-llke de
vice, which is pushed over the rug or
carpet. The suction of the vacuum
draws the dust, dirt and lint
out of the rugs and carpets and car-:
rles it downstairs through the pipe,
into a can ot water concealed inside,
the machine.
With the electric motor to furnish
the power, the housewife will handle
the automatic piano during her after
noons ot leisure with the same high
skill as that displayed in manipulat
ing the automatic washer in the morn
Ing hours. She will render a nocturne
In E fiat with the same ease and grace,
as that with which she flipped a per
fect pancake from the electric griddle
for the morning meal. Appleton'i
Magazine.
Demo's New Hallway Station,
The opening of the new Casino, set
up at a cost of half a million dollars,
marks an event which has much signi
ficance in local progress, says the New
York Herald's Paris edition. It la
looked upon as a sign of the times and
us fefutlng the aspersion that Berne is
so eminently respectable that it be
longs to another ai;e. The milliners'
windows in Urrne now display hats as
large as those worn anywhere else.
The Casino is a magnificent build
ing, provided with a beautiful concert
room and a grand organ and also
many other rooms for social purposes.
During the summer there will be spe
cial entertainments and afternoon ami
evening concerts.
Heir Kraft, proprietor of the Aew
Grand hotel and Ilernerhof, tells me
that with the annexation of the town
of Brunplltz Berne will have a popu
lation of lOO.ouO and that the city Is
growing in prosperity with groat
stridos. All business men In Uerne as
well as throughout Switzerland, are
deeply Interested In the national exhi
bition to be held here In 1913. and
extensive preparations are now under
way. The federal railway, Is to con
struct a riew central station admitting
twenty tracks at a cosf of 12,400,000.
Alasl He C'auaot Talk.
Opposition to scientific research In
suro to end as soon as it Is recnsmia,i
that the end is good. Uncle Ezra's re
mark in the Washington Star Is to the
IRiInt on this subject.
"I dont see much uwe In da sclentla'
folks studyln' monkey talk," he said.
but a study of hons talk dat 'ud let
da animal tell all about hlsse'f befo'
a trade comes off 'ud save a hean o'
hard feelings."
The doctor of divinity should be
lieve in the faith cure.
Tha Pink of Propriety.
When the atrlnged band, hidden b
llnd the rose and carnation screen la
Mr. Toole's dining-room, began to
play an air from one of Meyerbeer's
operas, the daughter ot the bouse
turned hopefully to the young and ap
parently dumb stranger who had bcaa
told off to take her in.
Hare was a promising opening for
conversation.
"Do you like Meyerbeer?" she ask
ed. "I never drank a glass of on ot
thai lagers in my life," the young
man replied, coldly.
SURE SIGN.
When It Appears Aet at Oaee.
Trouble with the kidney secretion
I a certain sign that your kidney
are deranged that you should use
Doan' Kidney Pills.
They cure all Irregu
larities and annoy
ances, remove back
ache and side pains
and restore the kid
neys to health. Mrs.
. wuuu u. nauiaKer,
t v 303 Jefferson St..
V Madison, Ind., says:
r" "Kidney trouble
eaused me to suffer
terribly from headaches, backache
and extreme weakness. I had days ol
depression and languor and at times
my ankle swelled. I waa nervoui
and worn out. Doctor and kidney
remedies failed to help until I used
Doan's Kidney Pills. I am in better
health now than I have been - for
years, thank to them."
Remember the nsme Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Fos-ter-Mllburn
Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
A Studied Esplanatloa.
"Will you be able to explain your
attHude on tha tariff?"
"Yes," answered Senator Sorghum,
"I'll have m explanation ready when
the time comes. But I II wait till my
constituents are Interested in other
things and will carefully make it a lit
tle hard to understand." Washington
Star.
fsore throat is no trifling ailment, 1
will sometimes carry Infection to the en
tire system through the food that Is eaten,
llamlins Wizard Oil is a sure, quick cure.
Due to Score Kest Time.
"You refuse me, do you, proud girl?"
he howled. "Well, you're not doing
anything original! This la the third
time I've been turned down!"
"So I'm the third sacker, am I?"
merrily responded the girl, thrusting
her tongue In her cheek in a - veil
meant but only partially successful at
fort to look Ilka Mr. Stelnfeldt
A CtnTAIX METHOD
fornirlnf ertniM,(fmrrh.ra aad drwatarrla br f1nt
r1nfcillr (lrrr Pavli'). Thlt medium h ruauunU
waa nyuiauva iwstot in rati, sua, mc aaa MM.
nadir Hart.
Imagination has a good deal to do
with troubles; It can both create and
Intensify them. A writer in the Kan
sas City Journal tells of an incident
that ooesirred on a Kansas train soma
time ago. Tbe rails spread, and the
engine, tender and baggage car left
the traek, but the Jar waa not heard
enough to disturb the sleepers In tho
rear Pullmans.
In the last Pullman the porter waa
shining shoes, and thinking that te
irain was stopping at an unusual
place, he went ahead to see what was
the matter. He was told that the en
gine could be put back again within
a couple of hours and the track , re
paired. So he went back to his shoes.
Suddenly a head popped out of one
of the berths and a man shouted:
"Say, porter, what we stopping hers
forr
"Oh," answered the porter, "we had
a wreck."
"A wreck? Wow! Oh oh oh oh
-wow wowl My neck! My neckl
My chest; My backl Oh oh ohl"
IntoHleafloa af Power.
Power will intoxicate tho best
hearts, as wine the strongest heads.
No man Is wise enough nor good
enough to bs trusted with unlimited
power; for, whatever qualifications ht
may have evinced to entitle him to tht
possession of so dangerous a privilege,
yet, when possessed, others can nc
longer answer for him, because he caa
so longer answer for himself. Col
ton. THE NEW WOMAW.
Mad Over by Quitting CoaTe
Coffee probably wrecks a greater
percentage ot Southerners than of
Northern people for Southerners use
It more freely.
The work it does is distressing
enogh in some, instances; as an illus
tration, a woman of Richmond, Va.,
writes:
"I was a coffee drinker for years
and for about six years my health was
completely shattered. I suffered fear
fully with headaches and nervousness,
also palpitation of the heart and loss
of appetite.
"My sight gradually began to fall
and finally I lost the sight of one eye
altogether. The eye was operated upon
and the sight partially restored, theu
I bfcame totally blind In the other
eye.
'"Ay doctor used to urge me to give
up coffee, but I was willful and con
tlnued to drink it until finally In a
case of severe Illness the doctor insist
ed that I must give up the coffee, so
I began using Postum and in a month
I felt like a new creature.
"I steadily gained In health and
atrength. About a month ago I be
gan using Grape Nuts food and the ef
fect has been wonderful. I really feel
like a new woman and have gained
aooui i$ pounds.
'I am Quite an elderly ladv and I.
before uslcr Postum and Grape-
Nuts I '
could not walk a square without ex
ceeding fatigue, now I walk ten or
twelve without feeling it. Formerly
in reading I could remember but ilttle
but uow my memory holds fast what
read.
"Several friends who have seon the
remarkable effects of Postum and"
Crape-Nuts on rno have uigsd that I
fcive the faots to tha public 'for the
stile ot aufr1fg humanity, so, al
though I dihUke publicity, you can
publUh this letter If you like."
Read "The Uoail to Weilvtlle," in
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Products
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Vienna Sausago
. .
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Ubby'm Vienna Saw
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Veal loaf
Evaporated MKk
Baked Bean
Obow Chow
Mixed Ploklea
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