TUMI OF
FOUR YEARS
GROWTH
Removed by Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Com pound
Lindley, Ind. " Lydia E. rink,
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i a cyst tumor of
four years' growth,
which three of the
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clared I hftd. They
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belpma. I am very
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a friend's advice
and tooK Lydia E.
rinkhajn's Vege
table Cdmpouird,
for it has made me
a stronir and well
woman, and I shall recommend it as
long as I live." Mrs. May 'Thy,
Lindley, Ind.
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, If you would like special advice
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INTOLERABLE ITCHING.
Fearful Enraii All Over Baby's
Fare Professional Treatment
Failed Perfect Car by Catlcura.
"When my little girl wis six months
old I noticed stunU red spots on her
'right cheek. They grew so large that
1 1 sent for the doctor, but Instead of
; ho plug the eruption, his ointment
.seemed to make It worse. Then I went
:to a second doctor who said it was ee-,
Izemn. lie also gave me an ointment
'which did not help either. The dls
jease spread all over the face and the
jeyes began to swell. The Itching grew
Intolerable and it was a terrible slgbt
to see. I consulted doctors for months,
but they were unable to cure the baby.
I paid out from $20 to $30 without re
lief. One evening I began to use the
Cuticura Remedies. The next morning
Ithc baby's face was all whits instead
of red. I continued until the eczema
entirely disappeared. Mrs. P. E. Cum
min, Sheklou. Ia., July 13, 1U08."
.! Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole
Props, of Cuticura Remedies. Boston.
Stuns!
Naa The ' trouble with Billy to that
fbe' awkward when he's in company. lie
'doesn't know what to do wltk his bands.
' Fan Oh, ys. be does ; be told me once
.that you wore too many pint in your
belt. Chicago Tribune.
AakYoar Dealer far Allen' Fool-Eaat
A powdar to shake Into your ahoea. It rests
the feet, Cures Corns, Bunluna. Swollen,
Bore, Hot, Callous, Achluir, Sweating feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Allen's Koot-Ense
makes new or tight ajioas eaay. Sold by all
Urugglatn and Bliae Stores, 25c. Sample
mailed KlllilC. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
Le Koy, N. Y.
Canadian and Australian flour is hav
ing a great Bate in South Aaierica, dis
placing the product of the United State
"In pinch use Allen's Foot-Ease," re
marked the tramp, as be threw a package
of white powder iuto the eyes of the po
liceman who was about to arrest him.-
The Harvard Lampoon.
It is said that one of the estates of
the caar covers three times as much area
as Great I'ritain.
Pr.RBV DAVIS' PAINlIIIXEIt.
SnBilB.r complaint, bowel troubla, orampa taaT BO
terrura In the Uouiwliold where tbla nepmtbla uiadl.
erne la kept oa baad. s i.. Slta. sad 6ttc. bottlwa.
" "' Hrroto llaabanda.
Some women were discussing over
their afternoon tea the statement that
a man is no more a hero to his wife
than to his valet. There seemed to
be no opposition to the idea that a
man's servant did not appreciate him,
but all flioutly maintained that their
husbands were heroic ia one way or
another. '
"My husband is very heroic," said
Mrs. Black. "For instance, he will
give up his visit to the club to slay
Jack straws with my old mother, and
she Is his mother-in-law, you know."
"I think I can beat that," remarked
Mrs. Grry. "When my milliner's quar
terly bill comes In my husband smiles
as he writes a check, and sever thinks
of looking at ths items."
"I caa give you a better example
than either of these!" exclaimed Mrs.
White. "When the morning paper
comes at breakfast time, my husband
always offers ma the first reading of
It."
An informal vote awarded the last
speaker's husband the medal for hero
ism. Tfca lalarlaaata Baffer.
Reporter Wae anybody hurt when ths
two automobiies collided?
Bystander Nobody in the automobiles
was hurt. The fat man who happened to
be standing between the two machines, 1
believe, is in the hospital.
fa II l IKS xi
ff' 1 ' ' mwmn
lm liniil lam n.i
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TRUMPET CALLS.
Ram'i Horn Sounds n Warning Nate
to the In redeemed.
To do as Christ
did u e must love
as lie did.
Onre get a man
riant In his heart
and lila feet will
will not go far
wrong.
Above the black
est cloud there Is
plenty of light.
God never changes His mind.
Wtat men often call excuses God
calls lies.
Faith without works is like a watch
without v-i.nds.
Truth never stops chasing a lie
around the world.
Give the Lord a chance and He will
will give you a chance.
Our needs can never be greater than
God's promises for their supply.
The man who delays to do the right
thing Is pert liltely to ever do it.
The preacher should not forget that
the devil always goes to church.
Not what we tan do but what we
can bear is the real test of character.
If there Is a time when God is espe
cially close to us it is when we are in
trouble.
Following Christ ought to consist in
something more than wearing a red
button and going to church In pleas
ant weather.
The man who looks toward the well
watered plains of Sodom with a long,
lng eye will soon be wearing out shoe
leather In trying to get to them.
A MISTAKEN PURPOSE.
"Yes, dogs may be all right,' re
luctantly admitted the nervous man,
"but somehow I always was scared o
'em, and they all seem to realize the
fact. This business of conquering a
dog by looking him straight In the
eye doesn't always work out the right
way. I never cared to test the matter
myself, but I knew one fellow who
did. He lost part of his coat tall.
And - there is a foolish saying that
harking dogs won't bite. Another
fallacy. I once knew an old shepherd
dog that would bark and bite at ths
name time. I still carry a scar on my
shin as a proof.
"I was farming at the time, out In
Kansas, and the dog belonged on the
next farm. The old fellow who owned
him said he wouldn't bite. We had
Just moved down from the city, you
know, and it was necessary for me
to call at the old farmer's house for
milk.
"At first Shep wouldn't allow me to
enter the gate. Shep was the dog's
name. I tried all sorts of Induce
ments called him by name in the
friendliest tone at my command, or
threatened him with imaginary stones.
Finally the old farmer would relieve
the situation by escorting me Into
the yard, with Shep sneaking along
about two Inches in ths rear of my
legs. Very comfortable.
"But as time went on I became bet
ter acquainted with the shepherd dog,
and as long as I wore overalls and
toted my milk pail, he permitted me
to enter the front gate without chal
lenge. On these occasions he assumed
a benevolent air, as if he was really
granting me a large favor. It was a
favor.
"But one time I called on the old
farmer on a matter of business, and
had discarded the overalls and milk
pall. As I entered the gate I saw a
book agent marching boldly up the
yard. The poor fool didn't know about
Shep, and he failed to see the dog as
he came tearing up the lane.
"'Hey, there!" I shouted, in a warn
ing voice. 'Climb that tree quick or
that dog will chew you up!'
"But the poor chap didn't have time
to budge, for Shep was traveling like
a Kansas tornado. I shut my eyes for
a moment, from sheer pity, and then
opened them again to view the trag
edy. That dog had passed the book
agent entirely, and was still coming.
He was after me."
Shakespeare and the Actors.
Why do we call Garrlck a great ac
tor? Because the box office of his
time acclaimed him one. Davles tells
us how his first performance of Rich
ard III. was received with loud and
reiterated applause. How his "look
and actions when he pronounced ths
words,
"Off with his head; so much for
Buckingham,"
"were so significant and Important
from his visible enjoyment of the in
cident that several loud shouts of ap
probation proclaimed the triumph of
the actor and satisfaction of the au
dience." A modern purist would hare
walked out of the playhouse when his
ear was Insulted by Clbber's tag, but
from a theater point of view It is a
good tag. and I have always thought
It is a pity that Shakespeare forgot to
set it down himself and left to Clbber
the burden of finishing the line.
Judge Parry in Cornhlll Magazine.
Gathering; Ammunition.
"What makes you think our new
congressman Is going to be so success
ful as a speechmaker?" said one con
stituent. "Because," answered the other,
"whenever he hears a story that
strikes him as funny he goes Into ths
hall and makes a note of It In his
memorandum book." Washington
Star.
The Teat.
To paint one's vagrant fancies with a
stick dipped hi to ink
And make 'em read.ible's a job at best;
But to have to think up something when
you don't know w hat to think,
Is what puts the glum-browed Joke
smith to the tet-t.
Kansas City Times.
Of Course.
Ned What did the telephone girt
say when she handed buck Jack's soli
taire and broke the engagement?
Tom Ring off. Somervllle Journal.
What is known as "strong will
power" is usually pure devlllshnesa.
APPLE -
Oh, my heart goes sorrowing here In this gray city.
Far away from friendly fields where apple-blossoms blowf
There the country scents and sounds go drifting down the springtime
Here is but the city's voice the weary city's woe.
Night and day all night and day I hear the din of footsteps;
Peeking always seeking the tired feet come and go.
And, oh, to smell ths apple-boughs and sink to rest beneath them.
And hear across the meadow-lands the sea a booming low.
Over there I know a path with apple-blooms covered,
Whose scent stills all the longing, all the unrest of the soul;
And a little stream flows by there, through the sun and flickering shadows.
Whose murmur for a season brings oblivion of the goal.
My heart has heard the calling through the gray, care ridden city
Mine eyes have seen the falling of the blosxoms through my dream;
I must fling behind me memories of cramped ambitions,
And seek me out an orchard path beside a murmuring stream.
-Success Magaalne.
THE HOMESICKNESS
OF SILAS MACE
As Ellas Mace left the store at
o'clock, he said to himself that he
wished he might never Bee the inside
of the place again. It had all been so
different from what he had expected.
He had entered the employ of Free
man & Co., wholesule merchants and
importers, with strong hopes of rapid
advancement; for In his, preparation
for business he had had advantages
that do not often come In the way of a
country boy.
He had, of course, learned all that
was to be learned In the village
school; but besides that, Mr. Graham,
a neighbor who had retired to a farm
from business life In the city, had
taught him bookkeeping; and the min
ister, who was a man of quite re
markable learning, had given him les
sons In French and German and even
In Spanish.
It was on the strength of those at
tainments, presumably, that Mr. Gra
ham had secured for Silas the place
in the city with Freeman & Co., and
Mr. Eccles, the minister, had written
of them at length in his letter of rec
ommendation. But now, after the
lapse of three long months, he could
not see that he was anything more
than a mere office boy about the es
tablishment, and he was still drawing
his original salary of five dollars a
week.
Mr. Freeman, the head of the firm,
had apparently never noticed him un
til that morning, and then only to
send him out on an errand, and up
braid him sharply for being so long
about It. Evidently there was no fu
ture for him with Freeman A Co.
But that was not all. This city life
did not agree with him. He could not
eat the meals that were set before
him, and he did not sleep any too
well; nd then he kept having those
strange sinking sensations, especially
when he thought of home which was
pretty often.
. The street was full of people, chat
ting and laughing on their homeward
way; but Silas, wrapped In his un
happy thoughts, walked along scarcely
conscious of the sights and sounds
about him. Suddenly an odor, wafted
to him on the evening breeze, did at
tract his attention, but only to fill
him with a great longing. It was the
smell of frying doughnuts from a
near-by eating house.
It was not that Silas desired those
particular doughnuts, nor was It mere
ly the thought of those that his moth
er used to make, that now brought
the tears to his eyes.
But a picture bad risen before him
of a low-posted kitchen In an old farm
house, with his mother at the bread
board, rolling and cutting the sweet
ened dough, and his father sitting on
the wood-box, and the boy standing by,
watching with fond anticipation the
twisted cakes browning and sizzling
In the kettle on the stove. A man car
rying a valise brushed past him, hur
rying toward the railroad station.
"He's going to take the 6: IB train
east," thought Silas. All at once his
head seemed to be swimming and his
knees trembled. "Now I know I'm go
ing to be sick," he thought, "and the
best thing for me is to start for
home."
Acting on this decision, he quickly
overtook and passed the man with the
valise; and when, five minutes later,
the east-bound train pulled out from
the station, Silas was on board, with
a ticket for Woodvllle in his hand.
His ticket had cost him nearly halt
of his available funds, but his board
bill had been paid a week In advance,
In accordance with the rules of the
house. He would write to his room
mate to send his trunk by express to
Woodvllle. He would also write to
Freeman ft Co., explaining bis ab
sence. ' There was, of course, a half
week's salary due him, but never mind
that. Ha was sure of one thing he
would never go back.
His health seemed to Improve and
his spirits rose as the train sped
along, but when he finally reached
Woodvllle he made his exit, quite in
conspicuously, from the end of the
rear car. There might be people on
the platform whom he would not care
to meet.
Avoiding the main street, he was
soon on a well-known roud leading out
of the village, and a brisk walk of
fifteen minutes brought him home.
There was no light streaming from
the window to greet him, and as he
turned Into the yard the old house
seemed to loom up forbiddingly, a If
frowning on his unexpected return.
"Oh, It's Wednesday night," he re
membered. "The family have gone to
meeting."
But he knew of a back window that
had proved accommodating in the
past, and he was boon within the
kitchen, whtre he lighted the kero
sene lamp that he hnd felt for on tliu
table. Then he passed on Into the
little sitting room.
I jimp in hand, he walked about the
room, carefully noting all tho well-remembered
objects that absence had
endeared to him. Everything was
Just as It had been on that eventful
Morning when he h.V r.one forth to
BOUOnS.
seek his fortune. Oh. no, here was
one change. On the mantel piece, be
low the familiar sentence, "God Bless
Our Home," there stood, In a smart
little frame of gilt that he had never
soon before, his own picture, taken at
the time of his graduation from the
village school. And examining It close
ly, he found written under It, In his
mother's unsteady hand, tho simple
prayer, "God bless our boy in the
city."
He was touched by (his evidence of
love and pride, but he did not feel
quite comfortable as ho looked at It.
"I guess that might as well be put out
of sight now," he reflected.
On the table lay an old book which
his father was fond of poring over,
but which Silas hardly ever looked In
to. It was originally an account-book,
but It had served the elder Silas Mace
as a diary , when be was a soldier in
the Union army.
The boy picked It up now. It was
written for the most part in lead-pencil,
and some of it was hardly legible
It told briefly of marches and battles,
and the happenings of camp life, with
sometimes long intervals between the
dates.
It all seemed far away and unreal
to Silas. He was about to lay the
book upon the table when a word or
two In one of the entries caught his
eye, and he read It through:
"March 25. To-day Is my birthday.
Eighteen years old and a good ways
from home. There is nothing much
to write about except two of the boys
from Company A deserted last night.
I'm sorry for them whether they get
'GOIl HI. KISS ot'B UOV I.N T1IK CITY."
caught or not. I would full as lieve
be shot as be ashamed all my life."
Sites felt his cheekB burn as he shut
the book. Eighteen years old! Just a
boyl He could not remember that he
had ever Imagined his father before
as other than worn and bent and gray.
Then like a flash his father's parting
words came to hlra:
"It almost seems, son, as If you were
starting off to war, same as I did for
ty odd years ago. It's pretty hard fbr
mothy gnd me, butwe want you to
go. 'it Is for the best, and we are go
ing to bear it cheerfully and look
ahead. I know that you will be a good
boy and stick to your work, and I ex
pect that we are going to be mighty
proud of you one of these days."
And now he had given up the battle
and had come skulking home a de
serter! Not much to be proud of in
that. He knew that he should hear
no word of blame. But he had al
ready received his rebuke from that
boy of long ago, writing in a dreary
tent so far from home and friends.
"Tea, I am ashamed," he exclaimed,
"and I always shall be unless "
The night express would go through
at about 10 o'clock. It would not stop
at Woodvllle, but It would at Bloom
fleld, seven miles below. Instantly his
resolution was taken; and after care
fully looking round to see that he was
leaving no traces of his presence, he
blew out the light, and Jumping from
the back window, started on his tramp
to Bloomfleld.
The road was rough from recent
rains and ths night was dark. But al
though Silas felt his feet growing
heavy beneath him as he plodded
along, his heart, strangely enough,
was lighter than It had been for many
a day.
He recalled the story that his fath
er liked to tell of General Sheridan's
turning the tide of retreat by the ring
ing call, "Come on, boys! We're go
ing back!" Well, he had been on a
retreut himself, but he was going buck
now.
"And I am going to see It through!"
ho declared aloud. "What's mors, I'm
going to like my Job. I'll promote my
self to-morrow. I'll earn fifteen dol
lars a week, even if I gut only five."
Ho reached the station with barely
time to buy his ticket and scramble
aboard the moving train. The car that
ho entered was well filled with passen
gers, but some ono near the farther
end beckoned an Invitation to share
his seat. Silas was glad enough to
accept, and he was soon sitting beside
a substantial looking elderly man, who
m i MtM
proved to t a very sociable traveling
companion.
It developed that the man's name
was Uunnells "Cap'n Runnells, they
coll me at home," he said tha ha
had a large general store at Greenhill,
and was now on one of his occasional
trips to the city for the purpose of
"stocking up."
Naturally enough, too, Silas In his
turn mentioned his own name and oc
cupation. The name at once caught
ths captain's attention.
"Silas Mace, did you sayT Why, I
know a Silas Mace! Served two years
with me lu the war Company B.
Fourteenth Regiment, Wonder If
you're his son? Thought so. Your
face lookod kind of familiar to me at
first. Well, let me tell you. your fath
er was one of the best soldiers I ever
saw one of the kind that never shirk
ed and never whined. I don't see him
very often nowadays. Kind of feeble,
Isn't he? Well, you look rugged
enough, and If you've got his grit you
ought to succeed. Let's see what con
cern did you say you were with?"
"Freeman & Co.," answered Slla.
"Perhaps you buy there."
"Well, no, I never have. Fact Is,"
he added, half-apologetlcally, "you
have the reputation of being a little
mil? hlfh."
Somehow that word "you" had a
very agreeable sound for Silas. It
seemed to give him a standing In the
business, and he at once accepted the
responsibility.
"Why. captain." he said. "I think
that If you would give us a trial you
would find that we sell as cheap as
any concern in the city, quality con
sidered. I really wish that you would
call around and see us to-morrow
morning. For one thing, I'd like to
have you see a new brand of coffee
that we have just got In. We Import
ed It ourselves, and nobody else han
dles It; and we think it Is going to be
a winner. It won't cost you anything
to look us over, at any rate."
"Well, I don't know but I will. I'd
like to help you out a little on your
father's account, provided, of course,
that I can trade to advantage. It I
should conclude to buy," he added,
complacently, "I guess I shouldn't
need any references. I pay Bpot cash,
and I expect to be considered accord
ingly." And Silas, hearing this, felt a taste
of the peculiar kind of Joy known only
to the business man who has Just
made a successful stroke.
As Silas, after parting with his
friend at the station that night, walk
ed along the almost deserted street
toward his boarding-place, he whistled
a gay little tuns. He even went out
of his way somewhat to pass by the
store. It was still standing, Just as
he had left It. He did not hate it any
more; he hoped to Introduce a cash
customer there In the morning.
It was after midnight when he final
ly stretched hlmrelf In his bed. It bad
been a long evening. He was tired
and footsore and hungry, and he had
only 10 cents left In his pocketbook,
but his homesickness was cured.
Youth's Companion.
The Hnral Mall.
There's lota of jobs a chap can have be
neath old Uncle Bam,
From serving in the army down to test
ing beef and ham;
Or being a department clerk down thar
in Washington
And working down in Panama, they say,
is lots of fun ;
But, when it comes to gov'ment Jobs a
country chap can nail,
I'd rather be the carrier who serves the
rural mail.
It's 10 o'clock each morning, or some
where thereabout.
When Jason White, the carrier, conies
joggiug down his route ;
Ills yellow sulky creaking loud behind
his speckled nag,
And Jason busy sorting mail out of each
leather bag;
A letter here, a paper there his mem'
ry must not fail,
I tell you what, It takes a head to serve
the rural mall.
It's fun to watch the folks come om
when Jason's whistle blows,
And see him dealing out the mail as dowi
the road he goes.
The catalogues and sample seeds and
Down East magazines,
And postal cards from Kant port, Maine,
clean to the Philippines,
Love letters for the lovesick gals, with
town be (i us ou the trail
By gosh ! there's lots of happiness hid in
the rural mall.
And once, when w were near the schoo'.,
we heard young Jason shout,
And then we saw him halt bis nag and
call the teacher out ;
And when she asked him what he bad,
In such a pretty way,
He leaned way out and kissed her gosh 1
her face was red all day.
By ben 1 of all the gov'ment Jobs a coun
try chap can nkll,
I'd rather .be the carrier who serves the
rural mail.
J udge.
Moaarchlea Coat Manas-,
Spain gives Its royal family $1,640
685 annually an follows:
King Alfonso, $1,211,658.
Queen Victoria, $77,892.
Prince of ths Asturlas (2-year-old
son of the King and Quean, heir to
ths throne), $86,647.
Infanta Maria Teresa (the King's
sister), $25,964.
Infanta Isabel (one of the King's
aunts). $43,273.
Infanta Pas (another aunt, who
married a German and lives In Ger
many), $25,964.
Infanta Kulalla (an aunt who now
Uvea most of the time in Paris), $2B,
964.
The Queen mother, $43,273.
A Low I'ereentasie of Polata.
"Poasesdlon," said the ready-made
philosopher, "Is nine points of the
law."
"Yes," answered Mr. Dustln Stax;
'but where ray Interests demand what
some ono else possesses my skilled at
torney can prolong the game to an
lnliflnlte number of points." Wash
ington Star.
An effort is being made ao bring
Irish agrlcuUura more up to date by
Introducing modern machinery. There
are public dmonstratlons throughout
tho country.
I'eople always respond promptly U
a mad dog scar
A llappr r'.nallnsi,
"Tea," ssld a retired lssuranc
gent to his friend, "I once got a man
to take out a ten thousand pound llfs
Insurance policy only the day before
he was killed, and It took a lot of
coaxing to do it."
"My word," replied tht friend, "that
wns rough on the company. I expect
you wished your pertmaMve powers
bad not been so successful?"
H"m! No," said the agent; "you
lee, I married the widow." Tit-Bits.
Proposed schemes to Irrigate the Pes
ert of Sahara are said to be Impracti
cable bccntiKe nf the crent depth of the
overlaying depoxp of amid.
WHEN TO 1R BACK ACHE3.
It
la Warnlat That the Kldaere
Are lck and eej Help.
A bud back makes every day a dull
round of pnln ntnl misery. It's a sign
the kidneys are sick
and cnmiot keep up
their never-ending
tnnk of llltcring the
blood. I.nme Imck,
backache. dizzy sih-IIs
and urinary disor
ders are warning that
must not be over
Iwked. John M. Btirwlck,
It. V. V., Dayton,
Tenn., says: "Three
yeors ngo kidney dls
eose fastened Itself
on me. I failed rap
Idly until I had hard
ly enough strength to totter about
My back pnincd terribly, the urine
passed scantily and with pnlu, and
my legs seemed almost lifeless. I lay
for three weeks In r.ortal nuony, wind
ing death would eud my sufferings.
At this time I began using Donn's
Kidney Pills, discharging the doctor.
I grew better and In a iiHuith's time
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You have heard of the twins, Kate
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sas mother of twins, who like ths
idea and wanted to adopt It, Her
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the girl twin In her honor, but Dupli
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some time, but after considerable dis
cussion It was surmounted. In deli
cate compliment to the boy's father,
who was a moonshiner, It was decided
to call him Rubricate.
This story Is Juet made up, of
course, but it Is as true as most Ark
ansas stories.
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The old bachelor's married sister was
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"And you make your bed only once
r twice a year?" she said.
"That's about right, 'Nerry," he aa
Iwered. "How do you mike it, if you don't
Bind telling- me?"
"O, I turn It oyer and kind ' mi is
IP."
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