9ps aecfst ecfvice y 3 intai)' k xi iu -ansa"- rmtwtm , .u?ahitnwrtrT Oil Sh. V Serreoy Is closely shadowed by v riioin--r. is so often allied with nets mankind abhors, that instinctive ly men shrink from all concealment sni' their own. The tuore fait that n thing l'iu-i bo hidden, that It must lie kept In n twilight zone, and Is afraid of sunlight, mid insiKNtl.nl, presupposes that which in evil u:d shameful. Yet secret service Is an ancient mid a necessary lnsiltn tlon. Since Musis siiil twelve liu-n Into Canaan to In vestigate, condilh ns and to bring him a rep rt eoni-crn-lns tho hind, Miry govi rnuiont ha made use of the; service of Infonnus. In war time thu necessity Is rec ognized. Early In the history of Hip Aumlcan republic Congress appropriated $:HMMiO Ik he expended for secret service abroad. This was drawn from tin treasury by the di rection of the Prosidonl, without any voucher except the cortlMente of (lit- Secretary of State. During t lu; Mexican war $.".( . U was appropriated to be sinnt under the direction of the President. .Much of it was expended for the "hire of irtorpri tors, uplcs mid guides for the army." Iu a suspo.Jod account of General Butler's dur ing Uie civil war an Item for Jf.iO paid for a hand organ and monkey was disallowed until he explained that they were purchased to rim hi" a young nfliocr, who wns n linguist, to work his way into Washington disguised as an Italian organ grinder. When tho civil war broke out It found Washington filled with Southern sympathizers. Among theni were women of wealth and push ion, who laid various avenues of access to the plans of the government. Just before the first battle of Hull K'.'.n one of these, Mrs. Roso Greenhow, obtained from a 1'nifod States Senator In formation concerning the strength of the federal troops, which she sent to general Bfiurog ird. As reward she received from the Confederate adjutant, the message: "Our President and ( in- General direct ine to thank you. We rely upon you for farther information. The Confed eracy owes you a debt." ' Women haunted the doors of otllelal departments in the Capitol, stole maps and plans, burned signal lights, and when captured In ",'iii!cd the otlleers placed in charge. It became necessary to organize n special detective sys tem of espionage at Washington for the protection of the government against disloyalty. The methods of those wartime detectives led to bitter criticism. Kven no staunch n Northerner as Senator Sumner wrote a letter to the President remonstrating against the treat ment of one of his triends und constituents. Franklin W. Smith of New York. Before the employment of these war-time detectives the government had recognized tbe fact that it must maintain n corps of trained investigators to cope with violators of the national laws counterfeiters, smugglers, moonshiners. In 1st 10 Slo.OtM) wns appropriated for the suppression of counterfeiting, to he spent under the di rection of the Secretary of the Treasury. The large issues of government bills, made necessary by the war, offered fresh temptation to this especial crime. In July, lSIVI, the appropriation w; increased to $li)0,(KH. The Solicitor of the Treasury v:w given the supervision and direction of the work of ferreting out the counterfeiters, and so gathered about him a corps of men experienced in criminal investigation. This led to the establishment of the work ns a permanent bureau, and though other depart mt nls of the federal government employ experts for tho detection of sped lie offenses and though the op erations of the special agents of the Post Ollice Dopart luent, of the Internal Kevcnue Bureau and of the In spectors of Customs are conducted lu recrct, the olllelal designation "secret service" has been narrowed so that It Is applied only to that branch or bureau of the Treas ury Department charged primarily with tbe duty of protecting good Americans from bad money. The tvpe of the work covered by the secret service of tin? Treasury Department gradually enlarged until, as shown by President Eoosevclt's last annual message, it covered every form of Inquiry set on foot to reach sus pected wrongdoers. Soon lifter Its organization as a bureau secret service operatives were iut rusted with tho duty of protecting the person of the President. They have been of use in exposing land frauds, In securing evidence to abolish lotteries. In preventing smuggling, In detecting illicit distilling, In excising the cotton report leak In the Department of Agriculture, in Investigat ing naval oflicers, nnd, if Dame Humor he not a lying Jade. In watching Congressmen. Put, for the present, at least, the obnoxious provision which prohibits detailing men from the secret Borvlce restricts the work of the bu reau to the apprehension of counterfeiters and the pro tection of the chief executive. The heiwlquartors of the secret service are lu the Treasury building In Washington. Here are the prlvnte nflices of the chief of the division. John E. Wilkle, and his assistant, William Herman Moran. Mr. Wilkle is on Illinois man. In February, ISDN, he was upKintrd chief of the secret service hy Lyman. J. Gage. Almost Immedi ately he organized n special emergency force of men to checkmate! Spanish npies during the Spanish-American war. Through his efforts Spanish emissaries were driven from this country nnd some of their sides arrested. The personnel of the secret service must for obvious reasons be unknown to the public. The United States 1 divided into twenty-eight secret service districts, each in charge of an operative who has assistants. In addi tion to the men thus detailed to indicated geographical divisions there are n number of trained detectives who operate from the central ollice In Washington nnd who may be sent to aiiy place at any time. Others are sta tioned in foreign countries. The chief guides nnd di rects the work, but the Solicitor of the Treasury must approve his acts to make them valid. From each oper ative a daily report covering his work for twenty-four hours Is required. These reports, coming from all parts of the country, keep the chief Informed ns to the activi ties not only of his own men but of those of the under world. Every large city has n branch office of the secret service, but every important movement of the work must be suhmlted to Mr. Wilkle. To his office in Washington are sent the exhaustive dally reiorts which give him a view of the country as a whole, nnd all articles taken hy the agents of the bureau, such as counterfeiters' out fits, spurious coins, disguises. In the course of the years a large collection of pho tographs has developed into n complete rogues' gallery, which, used In connection with the measurements ob tained through the Bert 11 Ion system, simplifies Identi fication of the foolhardy criminals who continue their practices after a first arrest. jAJ&ctence The recent proclamations setting aside the Ocnla National Forest in Florida and the Dakota National For est in North Dakota bring the number Of states possessing such forests be longing to the United States up to 20, If Alaska lie included. Of these for ests, Arknnsas has two, but all the others, except the new ones In Florida and North Dakota, are in the Pocky Mountain or Pacific const states. It is er ected that the Ocf.lt, Forest area, which covers 201,480 acres, will be come densely covered with the sand piic. No i.nrt of the area rises more than 1.10 feet above sea-level. The Dakota Forest Is in the Pad Lands re gion, nnd much Is expected from its Influence, since North Dakota Is the least forested state in the Union. The new forest covers 14.0SO ncrcs. Iu many European cities extensive use Is being made of high-pressure gas lamps for street-lighting, nnd to some extent the lamps are displacing elec tricity. They are furnished with In verted mantle burners, nnd In Merlin the gas is supplied through Mannos heim steel pipe. In some of the sys tems the n lr Is compressed, and in one case pure oxygen is supplied to tho consumers. In London a type of lamp celled "self-intensifying" Is employed, the air being compressed by utilizing the heat of the products of combustion to operate a heat engine. In Vienna arc-lights are used to Illuminate a park above the trees, r. ml gas-lamp are employed below. In connection With these lamps, various automatic lighting and extinguishing devices are lu use, and much taste Is displayed In the forms and arrangement of their support s. Commenting on the round-the-world telegraph experiment recently made by a newspaper In Copenhagen. I'erdi nnnd Wagner says in a Merlin paper: There was nothing wonderful In the result. Two li'e.-sag.'S were sent hy the editor to himself at Copenhagen. One went via Shanghai. New York and Loudon and (he other via London, Shanghai nnd New York. The lirsi to arrive at its destination was the one Which was sent hy way of ShiMc-dial. It had to l e r transmitted eight times, and was rooolvrd at the Copenhn'-eii oilier In Hive-- hoars and twenty-three minutes nl'ier it had been sent away. The time i-oems short to chile Hie globe, let i' 1 1n various station had received notice in advance, and if the trial dispatch had 1 i given J he right Of way, the time would have Men io dic i'd ;-!uiost I ' the Shakespearean limit." WHAT 13 PEVVTEKP the first place, are you sure that you know pewter when you see it? Hun dreds of pieces of "pewter" have been shown to me which in reality were "white metal" or Britannia ware, AH of the delicately shaped pieces marked "Dixon & Sons" or "Yickers" and doz ens of other pieces unmarked and which are proudly cherished, are not pewter. Neither Dixon nor Yickers ever made pewter ; they were makes of "white ware" and tliousnnds of pieces of their ware were sent here from England. Tho comiKisltlon of pewter in F.ng land, the best quality, which usually Is marked with a double X, was ar ranged by law, and contained 100 parts tin, eight parts of antimony and four parts of copper. In America there was no standard to which the quality of pewter had to conform, so that our makers took advantage and put iu as much lend ns they could, in many di stances the pro)ortion being one-fifth lead to four-fifths English block tin for their best quality, and more lend and less tin In their poorer wares. There are many opinions as to the best method of cleaning pewter, but only one as to the perfect folly of having it "buffed." If you like every tiling to shine, then treat your pewter as follows : Take a piece of fine woolen clot!:, upon this put as much sweet oil as will prevent Its rubbing dry; with this rub them well In every part ; then wipe them smartly with a soft, dry linrn rag, and then rub them off with n soft wash leather and whiting. N. M. If convenient, wash them in boil ing water and soap Just before they are rubbed with wash leather and whiting. This would take off the ol! more effectually nnd make the engrav ing look brighter. FLOWERS AND CETTEBPIECE3. GULF WATERS OF GAY HUE. DARK DOINGS. It OHHMisllltill Kciilllutt-ll ill I'.liu Imid Hut ii-r In Aiin-rlcu. You will often hear enthusiasts de clare that this Jug or Hue Jug Is of "old L'ngll-h pewter." Of course, this may be true, hut it Is a fact that large quantities of pcwlcr ware were mad" In this oouutiy and It vim not until about 1Mi thai ll making practically cattbvd, uii) the Cl.c'c nii'gnzlue. In llie Iteamiii Hue Wmnnii It IHauuiK'tl vlt li the citliiKT I'roiioMitiun. When any one asked little Mrs. Pratt her opinion on the question of equal suffrage she had her answer ready. "I don't want to hear anything about It." che would say pleasantly, hut firmly, "and I'd Just as soon tell you why. It's because there's got to be a concealment and mystery about voting, and I like tilings open end alio, choard. It's the way I was brouglu up and the way 1 shall always feel It' 1 live to he a hundred. "I've hint one experience, ami that's all 1 want. A friend of mine talked and talked to me about voting on the educational qu":lou till at la-M I scfd I would, liee.ui-e I was brought up to think a ."real ilcil of ethical ion, and I always shall. So I gave tip an engage, incut to go to the polls and register laud the dress was almost spoiled on account of my mlsng that t.-ving on. too, hi cause she dldli''. wail to see whet her 1; tilted or not, but sili-hed ti e seams right upl. and then I took the greatest pains to go and vote just as they'd told ine to, and what do yon suppose Henry Pratt told me after ward'.' My vote was thrown out be cause I had the frankness to write my full name and address on It ! "I told Henry that nothing would surprise me nfter that nothing." Aid Is never satisfactory. The best waj U not to need It Streaks of Illoe nml t.rcen Half a. Mile Wide I.litht V Ship at Mftrht. A most remarkable marine plicnum na was observed by the steamshiD lc ver, Capt. Yon A. Carlson, as that Tea sel steamed to Tumpa from Mobl'i-. When at a point thirty-live mtics lioai Mobile light at 7 o'clock ou the: ei i Ina of the 24th the ship ran suddenly In a streak of light coming from the wu'er which alternated blue and green, the colors being so brilliant that fie es?el was lighted up as if she was covered with arc lights with colored globes, says the Tampa Times. A half mile streuk of dark water, and a blackness thnt settled like, i pa'.l over the ship followed and a feoeond streak of the same brilliant hued waters was enconntered. The second streak was about as wide ns tho tirt one, nnd when the ship ran out of it the same black waters and a night of exceptional blackness was also cnuinn tered. A. D. Montmolllan, traveling freight agent of the line, was on board the vessel, and he and Chief 10ii,l neer T. J. Cole fully substandard (.apt. Carlson's statement regarding the phenomena. "I have sailed the high seas for twenty-two years," declared Capt. Can son, "and have seen Interesting phe nomena, both meteorological ai d e'her wise. In the waters of every kno "n ocejui, but I never' saw anything that approached this blue and green Mgi.t from the water pheiionieuc.. The iig t was dark, but clear, and we ran Into tin- streaks without any seead ig .-.inning. 1 was lu the pilot house wli- n vi struck it. and 1 ran on deck, thinking that something was on fro. 'The crew tumbled n ! to w!lu. ss It, also, and lr was in iid'h-e'it. it was so light that It was remarked by the chief engineer lhaf it could he r .id hy, and to make sure 1 grabbed a pap-r and the lines; print that I ccih: li.ul was easily discernible. We ran out of the si real; into a si real; of lilaclc water, and the darkness of the night seemed to Increase as we did so. 'From the streak of blackness c ran Into the second streak of lighted waters. L.ieh of tue sirenks an I t'l-: intermediate .streak of black watoi' v1 as aho::: half a mile wide. The wind at the 1 hue was a light liorl'iuest. The sea was smooth and we were bearl ig southeast by cast half oast, thlr y 11, e n.iles from Mo! lie Ih.'ht." It is tiionchl that perhaps a phos phorescent condition of the w.iliis on the h f en of the sea at that peed Mi'e doicy iiihi-.'ling may have tunned ,i or. dilion v. hh'h brought about the Hgiiij in q iethui. (reel lletlulou"! t'liNtom. 'I her.- hi a i ruel cnloni prevailing In iiuinv parts of the Telugii country iu India in online t ion with the worship of the village deilh.-. At the end of a Kaeriliee a small cart, with four, live or i it 1 1 pointed sink's standing up right at the coiners and sides !s broaglit to the Inaige. Pigs, lambs and fowls nre then impaled alive upon these stakes. The cart is dragged In a procession to the boundary of the village. The iinlinals die iu agony tm tho way .and are taken off the stakes when the curt reaches its detstiuallon. none, rlnUn, 1 l!-t ftn.l I. lino Cot Table Dc;irnllon, The centerpiece nnd Hie (lowers, more than any other feature of tbe ta ble decorations, give epportiinily fir rich and delicate color cocci s and nov elty In ornamentation. A himlsorie silver platter as the central base for a silver loving cup. of for u vase or bowl filed with roses; n silver or porcci,i'.n Jardeiilcre filled wilh growing tiin.i; n p'-wter 1mw 1 of Held daish s or four slender crystal vnf of graceful inni.i lions nre the couv et:t l ucil decovatioei for the home table. Flowers and cav.dlesthks should match or harmonize, (iood Housekeep ing says. Flower and vase shon.ii u s fleeted In their rcj.ilion to the lish i it i.y the environments of the room. A rensitive woman once remarked. "I shivered through n whole' meal where blue plates swore at a raw gr 'en v.i'i holding purple asters." The de.lci'e beauty of a spray of roses in n small gi ny-creen Wedgewood vase; of thln.l p'uk oarnullons iu n gray-blue Wedg wood plrclier: of sprays of cyclnuicu nnd maidenhair fern in a green iicl white steuillke vase and lite effect of putting orchids and stevla together in contrast with I he tlamlug mass of scar let geranium la n copper bow', an- all artistic posslhllliies. Aiitirnn foliage, frrlts and (lowers make a suitable cioo hination In season and rustl" stinpitcily is artistically ohtalned by the c mu n asparagus fern rising from n birch bark cylinder. Flowers which have a .teavy tropical fragrance ih inld not be tuod the Jasmine, oranae b'ossntn, hya cinth and tuberose, but rose, pinks, violets nnd lilacs are always suitable and delightful. SHORT HETEB, SERMONS. MPBlwt of Tnlent. One of the greatest misfortunes Is to have a talent nnd not use it, but allow It to slip away. Pev. Frank Kector, Methodist. Pawluekct. it. I. n.-nlli. Death Is a necessity if the race shall continue to multiply, and only our thought surrounds it with horror. L'ev. T. E. Marr, People's Pulpit. Milwaukee. Common l.evrl. There Is not one way marked out for the millionaire and another for tho pauiM-r; nil nre on a common level. Uev. G. Woodvine, Baptist, Etion. N. T. The fircntext Hook. The Bible Is the greatest of all books, because Its high, divine nnd spiritual suggest ions nre the liest in the world. P.ev. C. F. Wlnblgler, Baptist, Wash ington. (Joltleu Urn. The golden era is always before us and never behind us. Now, iu the dawn ing of the Twentieth century. It is brighter and nearer than ever before. Ilcv. D. (I. Downey, Methodist. Chica go. Can't. Th great prevalence of can t amongst religious people is due to tho common fallacy thnt religion Is some thing which can he taught by itself. Per. A. (. Slngsen, Presbyterian, Prov idence. Kvll Ilalilt. An evil habit may not always control your thoughts, but It is lurking in the background. Toady at any time to step forward and assume control. Uev, Neil fherson, Presbyterian, Indlan apoli". TiionMThta. Thoughts are forces rather thnn things. The power of thought. Judged by It? control over the forces of nature and of humanity. Is tho master power of the, world. Uev. W. W. Fenn, Uni tarian, Cambridge. Tho llent Self. The one thing on which we may nil agree Is that the best self is the "Christ" In all of us, that urges us to lie willing to do whatever can bo shown ro serve human welfare. Uev. Charles F. Dole, Methodist. Boston. (rent I'url" of To-Day. The great facts of yesterday were steam, machinery, electricity. But to day and to-niori'inv we shall talk of labor, solidarity, socialism. Human in terest Is to pi:ss from the iunfcrl.il tft the human, front wealth to wealth pro ducers, from things to life. Uev. Har vey D. Brown, Christian Socialist, Mil waukee. Oil Trunin. Grave evils nltoinl the improper man agement of tru Is; they control methods nnd channels of production of many oopirnodities ; they discriminate against F.'i'tlons of the country nnd competi tion; they corrupt municipalities and f overnmcii's ; they (rent men ns beasts. Such corporations carry the seeds of their own destruction. Uev. W. M. Taylor. Christian. Now Orleans. HhIiiic llntiiiy. S line good people are so Intent upon the maladies and disorders of social 11 1 (hat they cannot enjoy the enjoy able. Many of them render thcinsolvotl piriiaily useless and helpless by nn over -indulgence lu their sensibilities. Wo cannot be happy If we s'iid our lives in the dark shadows. God meant r. r us nil to be happy. Uev. A. U. Mchlium. Pi esii; torlan, Cleveland. V limn ii'n Iv 11 i.w I I'll Kf, What every woman 'thinks she) knows: That v. lieu a husband has a quiet spell nnd rr-.r.i'us from ''alibiing around she pi. no Ip.c a Gaulo'iial.iu par iloot hi- N iceOiiating de.illrv and doesn't love her any in re. What ev ery wo. 'in ii il'ics'i'l know: Thai toe nor mal men loathes an a ."':' 'vsivo, mill t.uo woman more I'mii au I " 1 1 1 . i 1 1 hates the fumes of a hum single. - - "la re nee L. I 'uile'i. To Viut.o Tiieol Tender. 1 vt under how many i i.e;s l.i..i,e that When boiling ii:e;.i - criml I., if, (Milf oil, lu fact, melt of any kind - a tan " spoonful of vim ':;r to a large pi e, a smaller spoon; id to a smaller piece, placed ill the water v hen lirsi ,iul owr the file will make it dellcioes'v teinlfi'. There will be positively no tlavor of the vinegar in the meat w in n "i,ok"d. Harper's Bairn r. Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects.' pNWTTTI .1 ' '.J DOES OUR FORESTRY PAYP NT I L discovery of some other material TT T I stilled to production of paper, spnti-e sufll i I I clent to supply the annual deinnnd for I li,, lit Itttlut lut irpnult tt,l tt n w l-n I IaiiiiI rii'l' ..xi.-t t'v. ,t, ,,, I'llV iiidiit lllllUimi economists or" wondering whether there is any real Justlllritlon for reserving from settlement nn nres of land In the 1'nlted States that already totals more thnn tho entire Gertnnn empire. The rapid advance of concrete "lumber" for everything from railroad ties and fence posts to reser voirs, hum' factories nnd ollice buildings operates to re duce consumption of wood. And it is a moot questlou whether land devoted to forestry might not more profit ably lie devoted to fruit nnd vegetables. This Is the only country In which the doctrine thnt the forests Insure n water supply Is generally accepted, and even here many expert engineers who differ very radically from the Pint-hot dictum maintain thnt water causes forests and not the forests water. The recent fxhlhl'lon In Chicago demonstrated conclusively that perfection of steel reinforced concrete eliminates tho necessity of wood for building purioses. Steel furniture Is lighter, stronger nnd more sanitary than wooden. Ex cept ns fuel Bcanvly a purpose served by wood cannot bo lvett?r served by Mool nnd stone. Treea nre always beautiful. A denuded landscape Is unpleasant But when the advancement of knowledge eliminates wood as a necessity the question will nnturnlly arise, "Does our forestry pay Chicago Journal. THE LATEST SPASM OF SPELLING. I""'' '" ' " 11 H self -appointed simplified spelling bonrd D fif I goes on reforming tho spelling: of Enirllsh words by platoons, regardless of the fate of previous detachments. The plan of these, reformers Is to change the spelling of n certain number of words every year till they e:it their way grndunlly through the whole dictionary. They would have deformed several hundred words by this time if any but a few freak news papers pnhi the least attention to them. The Ho-enlleu third list of deformities hns just beeu misprinted. It contains an indefinitely Inrgo number of words, since, it lays down a general rule instead of se lecting particular words for mutilation. Moreover, it makes the boldest application yet of tho phonetic princi ple, spelling exactly like a lazy schoolboy who has lenrn od his letters and doesn't propose to take any more trouble. The combination ea is to be abolished wherever it Is pronounced like the short c or like broad a. Wheu helth falls us we nre to fear doth and hopo for heven, say ing farewell to the family harth with as stout a hart as we can command. There is something familiar about tho next tlass of deformities, which drop the e In past tenses and participles. He who lias klld is to be fild with the tired of being hnngd. Probably It recalls dimly it former injunction to put a t for tho cd In other past tenses. Another new rul to drop the final e after lv or rv is akin to half-forgotten former rules. We nre to resolv to enrv onr mother tongue Into mincemeat Finally tho terminal Ice la to become Is, when tho accent does not fall on It Upott servls of subponnn we are to repair to the edlfls where Justls is administered. These persons are neither lunatics nor Jokers. They actually think they arc carrying on a great reform In th art of litters. They go on writing their own hHtera la Jargon like a piper inarching and playing alone abeaj of a trnpp that Hits on the ground and laughs at him. Whnt would be their emotions if they looked bnck over a path wlthe-nt a single follower cannot be guessed. But reformers never look back. Minneapolis Tribune MURDER AJfD THE DEATH PENALTY. JJ"""" HAT Is to be done with those who commit A murder? The laws of most countries reply Xfy thut they should be put to death. On th . other hand, tliera la a atrnner Qfirl v!Ia- BrTftiI spread sentiment that, no matter hovr L'jJ heinous a man's crime, the State la never Justified lu deliberately taking bis life, Tlds sentiment has found expression In the laws of sev eral American States and of two or three European coun tries, where murder is punished by life imprlsoument In some States where the death pennlty was abolished, so great an increase In murder followed that capital pun ishment wns restored. t France has passed through ft similar experience. Al though the law was net repealed, the President always commuted the death sentenco to life Imprisonment A little mere than two years ago a parliamentary commis sion recommended the repeal of the capital punishment law. But tho number of murders was growing so rap idly that the natlenal sentiment changed, and the pro posed law was not passed. President Fallleres has rec ognized tho present publle opinion, and. In conformity with It, signed four death warrants early In January. For the first time In years' the guillotine was nscd. I icath was once the ordinary penalty for felonies. Blackstone cites 100 offenses thus punished, raoglng from the unauthorized felling of a tree to high treason. Now only four crimes are so punished In Great Britain, In cluding, besides murder, violent piracy, treason, and de struction of public arsenals and dockyards. In the Unit ed States the list of capital crimes Is practically the same. But he who sheds ninn's blood has his own blood de manded of him less frequently in the United States than in any other civilized country. There are no trustworthy statistics, to be sure, but it is a well-known and lament able fact that In a great number of cases the murderer is not detected; In some parts of the country, although the perpetrator of the crime is known, he Is not arrested ; In States where the laws are better enforced tho prose cution fails to couvict; and finally, the convict frequently evades the gallows or the electric chair. Youth's Com- pHllloll. 9 aw: mm Mont eople uant Just h e for the putr post of pawning it o.i those who ueJ tt "I suppose all the folks are tickled death?' said the intimate friend. "I guess they had concluded thnt you wore going to be n ennlirnn-d old bach elor." "I don't know whnt they had con cluded." reipliod the lucky dog, "but I do know thnt they aren't wildly enthu siastic about It. Mother Isn't, tho girls aren't nnd Aunt Seniphlne sniffs when ever anybody speaks about it. She's got the most eloquent sulfC you ever hennl." "What sc?ius to he the trouble??" asked the Intimate friend. "Annabel, chiefly," answered the lueky dog. "They haven't any objec tion to my marrying and they'd Just as soon It would be Annnbel ns any body else If she were only another klud of person. They all admit that she has her ixilnts, but she's so deficient In so many other respects, according to their ideas. They're going to try to like her, but I hey feel It's going to be n goo' deal of n strain on them. Fun ny, ii 't It? It came awful easy to me." "What's your mother's objection to her?" "Mother thinks she Isn't good enough for me. She had set her heart on some body altogether different. She thinks Annabel's extravagant, and she wishes she was more domestic lu her tastes. She says matrimony Is a very serious matter." "Isn't Annabel domestic?' 'I never asked her," replied tho lucky dog. "Do you think I should have done so? Honest, though, I don't care whether she I.-4 or not. If we find we can't keep house we can always board. It's my private opinion thnt Annabel can do nnythlng she wants to. I taught her to cast as well as I can myself in less than a week last sum mer, rind you ought, to see the game of billiards she plays. She's a wonder. Do you mean to tell me n girl like that couldn't learn to make a measly loaf of bread If she set out to do so? You bet your sweet life she can !" "How nliout oxtravngnni"?" "That's the way 1 like Yin," said the lucky log. "What's l'ie use of making money If you haven't got a on pable wife to snend lr for yiii? Of course, I'm a fairly good siii'de-hai tied spendthrift, hut I'm not lu the same class us Annabel. My work Is coarse Sin's an arli-t. I ran get more satis faction watching her scatter the colli than I can doing It myself, so I'm go In;: to let her attend (hat part of the business." "What object inn do your sisters make?" asl.ed the Intimate friend. "Henrietta says she hasn't any Ideals high Ideals. Shu doesn't think Annabel's at all Iiil'lleetual. Annabel Fays she thinks sl foot one mid n half Ih high Ideal enough for any u - I thought lli.it was pretty good -what? Maud takes mother's view. Aunt Sorn- phltie thinks Annabel's glibly." "She may get over li." "Annabel or Aunt Koran!. ine?' asked the lueky dog. "1 hope Annabel won't. If she doc she won't be Annabel, nnd I think that would he a real nils fortune. But wouldn't nil thut Jar you? Here's me! Look at me. You know Willie. Whnt would I do with a domestic, Idealistic, metaphysical, eco nomical, pennlve pasty paragon? What would she want with me? No, sir, I've got n mighty odd good-looking girl who knows how to put clothes on herself aiid tlirt nnd play tennis and golf. She can pick a banjo nnd dance and slog and almost anything is a good enough Joke to laugh at with her. , She's a level-headed little wrnriftn, too, when you get down to cases and don't you lose sight of that If she Isn't good enough for me what would you recom mend?" . "It certainly Is funny how they are," remarked tho Intimate, friend, ambigu ously. Chicago Daily News. West Africa Is known to all navi gators for Us few harbors and Its heuvy surf, which at curtain seasons rages llk a battle, defying the white mnu who would approach Its shores. The author ef "The Jungle Folk of Africa," It. n. Milllgnn, tells of a suc cessful,' and to tho observers an amus ing, effort to reach shore at a point vv hero tho surf did not seem to be Im passable. One day, when the beach seemed much better than usual, the cajrtaln nnd the ship's surgeon ventured ashore. Tho captain afterward narrat ed the adventure of their landing to a small but enthusiastic audience. He said thnt ufter waiting outside the surf half an hour the head man sud denly gave tho order, and In a moment they were In tho breakers, riding ou tho top of one of them, nnd speeding toward the shore at the rate of "fteveu ty miles an hour." Tho cnptnln was in the liow of the boat, well braced and cushioned. But when tho boa Btruck the beach with tho force of it railway collision, the doctor was thrown violently over two thwarts into the captain's bosom, whom he clasped about the neck with a steel like grlji. The next moment another brenker picked tho bout up and hurled it upon the bench, throwing both captain and doctor to n jierfectly safe distance, where they sprawled upon the sand. The doctor, still hugging the captaiu'H nook, and very much frlghtourd, ex claimed : "O cnptnln. dear enntaln, Is there anybody killed but you and me?" A I'critl.trii t lien. Ever hear about our little rod hen? Well. sir. she was ou the set for keeps. Couldn't keep her off. Old doorknobs, soda bullies, lamp chimneys, match safes anything was good i nough for her. Finally 1 put her on three nitid turtles. It lxl I hope to die If she didn't hatch out alligators yes, sir, throe of 'em: Our of them ale her up and wl en ivo opeintl him the'.' was flic I. en seltio' on his back teeth, and tTiey'd swelled up so they choked bliu to death. I.ajrliiir t i Treiiaurr. No ii i a li lays up In-nsuro In hen von until lie quits dod.'lng taxes on earth. Dallas News. After a iniiu has acquired a million he ei'.n utforj to cjll hlti wulstcoat a vest . 3 4 4 9 4 $4 -9 9 4 ? 4444 I OLD-TIME BANKING. . A iNew Jersey merchant who was go-j ing to San Francisco in the days Im mediately following the construction ot tho Northern Pacific route to tho coast, was desirous of taking with him ona thousand dollars. As the times were lawless In the west, he was fearful of carrying such a large amount of money on bis person, and went to his hom bank, the American Bankers' Magazine' says, for a draft It happened that the bank, which, was a small one, did not bavo a cor respondent in Snn Francisco, and to purchase a draft from one of the big New York banks would eat up tho profits of tho transaction. There wast too great a risk and expense In attempt ing to ship the money to the San Fran cisco bank, and a lnrge possibility of the merchant reaching the city at the Oojden Gate ahead of the money. The banker was deslrons, however, of ac commodating the merchant nnd making the profit on the draft, which In thosa days was large. He finally hit upon an. expedient "When are yon going to stnrtf ha asked tho merchant. "To-morrow,", was the reply. "Very well," said tho banker, "Now, Just before you are ready to start I want you to call at tho bank, to bco me." Then he made ont a one-thousand-dollar draft on a Snn Francisco bank, payable to tho merchant and handed It over. The next day. Just before starting on his trip, the merchant went to tho bank nnd was handed a sealed envelop-, which ho was requested to deliver to tho ftnn Francisco banker. "If you will do me this favor," said tho banker, "I shall bo greatly obliged. I would not ask you except that you can deliver it at any time you call for your money, nnd I trust that It will occasion you little trouble." The merchant expressed pleusure at being able to oblige the banker and left. On arriving In San Francisco ha went to the bnnk on which his draft wns drawn nnd presented It. "We cannot cash this," Bald the cashier. "I do not know this banker. His hank has no funds here." "Well!" uld the merchant, naturally greatly exasperated. "And that draft cost me a big price !' Suddenly ho thought of the letter that had been entrusted to him. Ex plaining about It, he took it from his loekot and handed It to the cashier, who ois'tied It dubiously, to find that It contained a few words of explana tion und il oiie-lhousand-dollar bill. "I tlnd," the cashier snld, graciously, as he handed the merchant the hill and took the draft In exchange, "I tlnd that we i nn cash that draft, after all. Twenty-live dollars, pleiiM'. That is our regular charge for cashing a draft of this kind." "Well!" said the merchant nguiii. His only satisfaction wns the thought that if lie had lost the letter the east ern banker would have been responsible for the amount of the draft. 'Years ago boys thought I hoy were abused, and ran away from home, but here of I ite Ufa Is made ho much hard er for tho parent we wonder they i don't run.