tO ELKXt, A flock of sheep that leisurely pa by One after one; tho socnd of rain, and bee Murmuring; the fall of rivers, winds and IMS, Smooth fields, white beet of water, and pure 87, I've thought of all by turns, and atlll I lie ; Sleepless; and anon tho smnll birds' melodlea Must boar, flrat vtter'd from my orrhnrd tree. And the first cuckoo's melancholy cry. Even thus last night and two nights more I lay, And could Mot win thee, Sleep, by any stealth J 60 do not let me wear to-night away; Without thee, what Is all the morning's wealth? Come, blessed hetwceu day and day, Pear mother of frh thoughts mid joyous health! -V'llllnm Wordsworth. They aat on tlie bench at sunset, and azed pensively at the soft April sky, nd ever-changing, opal-hued water. "There are so many things I cau't understand," he Bald, musingly. "What puzzles you?'' She turned her face sympathetically toward her com panion. "Strange yearnings for a fuller life and the ability to attain It. IJut moxt f all girls." "Any one girl In particular?" "Yea." "Ah. I see! You're In love! It's Allle Graham, and you are missing her While she la visiting in the north." , "You women jump at conclusions." "It'a a woman's prerogative! You xoen attend days and weeks reasoning things out and then don't understand any better than a woman does In five eeconcls." "But I've Hent years In trying to understand woman and she's still a fiddle." "You mean one woman Is! Win and parry her and you have your solu tion 1" "It's how to win the girl I love that's my trouble." "Such a confession from a society man nnd reputed henrt-smaaber. If you'll mnke me your confidant I'll teach you to win the girl. I enn read girls like books." "That's an enticing offer. I'll return the favor by helping you out in your cease with Tom Dace." "How do you know I have a case with Tom Dace?" "I heard It long before you came bo the coast to visit your aunt" "Your little city is so gossipy! But trlnce I'm to be your confidant you can be mine and we'll help each other In Cupid's court." "Agreed! What's the forecast for Tom at present?" "Cool and cloudy, with threatened tonn." "Which upon interpretation means that he has discovered another Creole beauty in Mobile." "Thut'a the Indications." "Try indifference. Keep too busy for anything but a ahort, hurried letter nee a week." "I'll try it. And yon? How dos the fair Allle head?" "Sails set to popular breezes, with teady steering away from the shore of matrimony." "Flirting with a dozen at once, ac cording to custom ! Try a gust of In difference yourself. Write newsy let ters with accounts of your doings and goings with another girl, and whatever you do, don't write the word love from tart to finish!" "Good! I'll let you read the letters, and you must furnish material for facts." "When will Allle return?" "In Juu." "I'll prophesy you'll I married in three months." 'Trovlded I can win the girl. I al ready have my own consent." "You can win If you will let me teach you. Any girl can be won If sought in the right way." "I'll be most fortunate to have such a teacher. How often will you give lessons?" "Two or three times a week. Or, tf advice Is needed between times, photic me or drop lu when convenient Put there the church bells are ring ing. We must not keep a untie waiting tea." They stood a moment at the gate In the soft spring twilight and discussed their Jesting compact. As he turned to go he sa id : "I'll !e around Tuesday evening early, and we will go out to the pavi lion. It Is so much eusler to 11ml ex pression for thought with music and moonlight and water breathing the very essence of romance. He ready early and we will take supper at The Oaku." Tuesday evening was as beautiful as a iMX-t's dream. The man and woman at on a balcony overlooking the spark ling water, and each thrilled with tho Joy of youth and tho loveliness of their surroundings. The wind whistled weirdly through the rigging of the an chored ships. Occasionally a sailor fcuritt Into some love song, and hia mates Joined lustily in the chorus. The moonlight, tho flashing lights and music wove a charm which it seemed criminal to break by prosy common places. A distant clock chimed 11 and the wntclLiiiiin announced the last ear for the cltv "There! It's time to bo home, and you haven't shown me that letter." Slowly he drew It from his pocket She gtnuced at the beading and raised her eyebrows In mock horror. "'.My darling!' You surely" She hesitated. "If that's too strong too declara tive we might say I'll change It" "I would certainly do so! You see. It Is like this: When a woman has such an avowal as that to begin a let ter, no matter what follows, Bhe'll feel as If she has clinched her catch. Uncertainty as to the state of affec tion goes hand in glove with Indiffer ence In winning a girl. Write an other beginning 'Dear friend.' or don't put any heading at all. Just wade Into tne general news, or locals, and close with friendly good wishes." "I see. I'll write another letter ac cording to your prescription as soon as I find time. What do you say to a drive down the beach to-morrow afternoon." "A splendid Idea !" "I'll come at 4 o'clock.' The week sped by and the letter was still unwritten. The man found Dress ing business engagements when not In actual training for winning the absent Allle. It was after another twilight row on the gulf that the announcement was made that the, letter had been rewrit ten. "It me see it," she commanded with a serious purse of her red llt "1 forgot to bring It. You can read It after we return from the opera to morrow evening." "All right." But again the letter was forgotten and at the end of another week still lay on the writer's desk. Late one May afternoon, by chane or or Instinct, they met on the beach at the spot where they had formed their compact to aid each other in love affairs. They looked Into each other's eyes with silent questioning. "I saw you with Tom yesterday," hi said In a strained voice. "Did you find him manageable?" "Yes, Indeed." "Have you set the day?" "Day for what?" "Your wedding." "Not with Tom." "Didn't my advice prove helpful V ery! Tom and I don't speak. But how have you succeeded with the charming Allle? I heard she had re turned. Have my instructions nrnved me to be an efficient trailer In court ship?" "Not for winning Allle." "Then I'm a miserable failure In teaching the art of love-making I" "That doesn't necessarily follow. Terhaps I wasn't trying to win Allle after all." "You dreadful man! How could yon deceive hor so?" ( "She wasn't deceived. She knows, as does everybody else, that the one woman in the world for me is the one. who has been teaching me the ways of woman." "To think auntie wasn't a bit sur prised when I told her that I was go ing to marry you, and not Tom I How could she have guessed I had changed?" "From taking note of the ways of woman, I suppose." And she smiled happily. Jennie Stnndifer in New Orleans Times-Democrat Roaalan Eduratlon. "Intelllgenzia" of Russia, writes the Hon. Maurice Baring in "A Year in Rusaia," Is, properly speaking, com posed of every one who can read and write. But the term Is generally used to designate those member of the mid dle class who belong to the profes sional classes doctors, professors, teachers and literary men. The aver age man or woman of the Russian middle class Is better educated than the average English man or woman of the same class. They are saturated with the foreign classics. They often speak two lan guages besides Russian, and they are conversant with modern thought la the various European countries, so far as it is allowed to reach them. They are taught at school things which will be UBeful to them. Every one receives a general found ation of knowledge. The average Rua man boy knows more a'.iout English history than the average English boy, let alone European history, a culti vated Itusslnn of the middle class Is saturated With John Stunrt Mill, Kuskin, Morley and Cnrlyle, and Shakespeare, Milton and Shelby are treated as Itussian classics. A Ililomatlo Antnrr, It was a wise young man who puused before he answered (lie widow who asked how to guess her age. "You must have some Idea of It," she said, with what was Intended for an arch sldowlse glance. "I have several Ideas," he admitted, with a smile. "The only trouble is that I hesitate whether to make you 10 years younger on account of your looks or 10 years older on ac count of your brains." Then, while the widow smiled and blushed, he took a graceful but speedy leave. Some people become so busy that they hart no time to do anything. WANTS DOOB KEPT OPEN. By Roy. Guy Arthur Jamleson. And the tlnr was Mint. Matthew ixv.. It). The foolish virgins did not expect to find the door closed Umn them. It was their own foolishness that resulted In this keen disappointment and in the Story of their humiliation is suggested to us as a sad truth that we may un consciously, unwittingly have the door to all that Is lstt and worthiest closed on us. I think very few iioople purxsely refuse lo seek the lst thing of life. Hut Indifference and neglect may be come a sin, and close the door to life's best blessings. Hut these same persons may close the door on Christ, but there are lines of conduct that we may fol low, and we never dream that we ure raising barriers lictwevti ourselves and the boat. There are certain things that we may do until we will no longer re spond to the Itest thoughts and feel ings. Darwin tells us that In early life he was fond of music; found great pleas ure In reading Shakeicare. But in after years he so concentrated his mind and soul on the Investigation and study of nature that he lost his taste for music, no longer cared for Shake speare. The great poet no longer made an appeal ; the faculty of music became atrophied. He had no quarrel with ShakesMare or music; they had not changed. He still knew the one to be the greatest poetical genius of the cen turies; the other one of God's avenues of speaking to man some of his best emotions nnd aspirations, and yet there was no longer anything In the soul of Darwin that responded to their appeal. Unwittingly he had closed the door on Shakespeare and music. It may not be a serious matter to close the door for a time 011 music and poetry, but there are things which we dare not shut out of our lives even for a day. Every Influence that makes for development, the uplifting, the no ble, the Christ-like, the ideal, we must be careful that we do not Intentionally or thoughtlessly shut out. And every day as we go forth to meet life we nre consciously or unconsciously opening or shutting the door to life's best things in our thought, in our emotions, in our acts, in our friends, lu our amuse ments, in all our habits. We may think lightly of these things until some day when we have an Im portant choice to make, a critical temp tation to face, an undertaking to carry through, that may affect our whole destiny. And If we have not been liv ing in the way that will enable ns to make the right choice, meet the temp tation or succeed in the undertaking, we, like the foolish virgins, will And the door shut Our whole life Is concerned in every choice we make, in every temptation we master, in every undertaking we accomplish. Perhaps we never meant to shut the door on purity and power, on character and success, but somehow they have escaped into the dim dis tance. We never meant to grow Indif ferent to the appeals ninde uion the soul by higher things, nor to grow hnrd toward our fellow, nor to let life's best opportunities sup, but suddenly our eyes are open and we find that the door is shut. Like the foolish virgins, thoughtlessly we have shut the door on the Master. A SINFUL UNSELFISHNESS. By Henry F, "Be strong." Eph. vl., 10. Cope, There is such a thing as a sinful type of unselfishness; really, it is the most refined and elusive form of self love. In days not altogether past made a certalu caricature of religion popular with nianv. T held up the pious Ideal of seif-abnegatlon and cul tlvntcd the cJothful pleasures of nonen tlty and vacuity. Many felt that they were pious be cause they purchased a future heaven at the bargain price ef foregoing some present grosser pleasures. Unselfish ness came to mean the emptying of the life of all its powers and present val ues, perhaps because an empty life would more readily float to the skies. Manhood protested against such piety and a virile selfishness asserted Itself. We asked could it be that our faculties are ours only to suppress them, that all life Is but the long mock' ery of a struggle with Its own forces? So far as we could set., might not red blooded sinners be better for this world than anemic saints? Yet to-day many good and honest people are greatly worried over the! irrepressible desire to make the most of their lives. They never rejoice lu life In 1U richness and fullness reaching out Into further powers, with out some qualms of conscience lest they are sacrificing the spiritual to the flesh and tho future to the present. Modern lire has swung far awa from the mystic religious Idculs; it hu rather become an onsurglug rush for the ia-at, richest. deeest that life seems to afford. lu its search for pleasure, knowledge, and power It Is but seeking to make more of the self, to make each life fullr and more com plete, and to satisfy In some measure our common passion for more life. Does this eager searc h for nmrt life menu that we are beeomiiig a grossly sclllsh people? Does It lay on eai-li a compulsion to live 'or his own lir alone? To some it ueems to signify the full life for the strong at any eoHt to the weak; living heroines a great battle and every man's business eon quest and carnage. Is the only alternative to sueh a bloodthirsty philosophy the one of the life of renunciation, separation, and Vol not n ry atrophy of all one's powers? Is there any way of satisfying the dual demands felt at least by the best nil tures, that the fullueaa of life shall be found for the self, and that omehow one may serve and help others? If we put those two motive togeth er do we not have the highest and rich est life the world has yet conceived? The life lived out to its owa fullness, yet so lived only with the motive of leading all lives out to their fullness, la saved both from the paralysis of re nunciation and the groHsnesa of greed. We ought to be the best wa know J there Is a moral and spiritual obliga tion on every one of us to find the fur thest reaches of life, to bring person ality and jiowers to their perfection. Life Is ours only to make it larger. These years are our opiortnnlty to en rich all the years. No power, faculty, or possibility la ours for which we shall not have to render account nt the great assize of the universe and by its laws of life's obligations. Then comes the saving motive lu this ptocfsa of seeking the full lire; it ! desired not for itself but for its aer- ice. We would make the most of our selves that we may have the more to give to the friend, the neighbor, th Ity, the times, our world. In the exercise of our powers for others we secure their fullness for our selves. No life finds its fullness until it finds the work It can do. No powera remain ours save those we apply In ser- Ice. That selfishness which grasps at power only ror purposes 01 pcrsunm profit brings upon Itself the deepest OSS. The good life is the one that Is great I with goodness, enriched with every re source, dally growing, becoming more, enjoying more, and finding such com- nletlon In the nttempt to awaken aor- ant lives, to lift lagging lives, ana 10 end its fellows Into the ltfe that II Ife Indeed. SERMONETTES. No man over was convicted by scold- ns. Daily bread Is not sweet without dally duty. You cannot work for God without ove for men. There Is nothing resistless In the restless life. He only always Is wise who ever la gaining wisdom. The good we do is the best antldoU to the ill we rue. You cannot lift the world by pulling down your face. An honest smile is worth ten million sunless sermons. Siehlnit for a lost Eden will not make a new earth. The double-faced man always is con vincing to himself. Dnvs are sacred in proportion as they serve high ends. If your faith possesses your beast it will propel your feet. Many an alliance with sin Is hidden by a defiance of the devil. The heart la dead when the smile of a child cannot stir its depths. People with putty heads usually like to think they have brittle hearts. The best way to worship the heaV' enly child Is to give every child aoine heaven. Whether earth shall be like heavea dciM'nds on whether heaven Is la our hearts. Some men think the only way te preserve the landmarks Is to alt a the fence. Folks who take their time from every clock are always sure the sun la etf his schedule. Many are soured on life because they have been trying to make Its spica de for the bread of life. You can teach a congregation to tn- Joy sermons of nothing but wind, but they will die of their education. When a man steals the honey fret sin be always tells himself that he will pay for it with the coin of repentaace. DON'TS FOB CHURCHMEN. Don't fall to learn that singing curea more sorrow than sighing. Don't expect to open the doors of paradise by knocking the saints. Don't expect to become wedded to truth by eloping with a single Idea. Don't forget that character Is the only absolutely Indispensable capital. Don't hesitate to fight your appetite If you would realize from your asplra tlons. Don't forget that only wlng of piid Imagine themselves rising on the breath of applause. Don't make the mistake of substitut ing the church as an Institution for the church as an aspiration. Don't fall to observe that the valleys of service everywhere outnumber the mountains of transfiguration. Kleolrlc Xargerf, Surgery by electricity is what is al ieged to be possible with a retnarkablt electric knife Just devised by a Berlin firm of medical instrument mnnufactur ers. The knife Is now undc-gclng ex hnustlve trials at the hands of Prof, Bier, the head of the Berlin I'nlven slty Surgical Clinic, with the view . demonstrating Its efficiency. It Is declared that oKratlooa can be pel formed more quickly and that the lunling process is moro rapid t'liin In the case w'lere the ordinary scalol lu.s been used. To one end of a six ;c eight-inch glass rod. through the eeu ter of which passes u eondiitng wire, Is fastened the blade wlthoii' a cultlinj ii'-e, of a form similar to that of tin I'oiiiuioulv used surgical knlve. or hkci the simple probe. A high f requeue., current Is employed and wlicn this Ij turned on a noiseless spark 11:1 1 r im imii long appears from the p. lot of tint knife or prnho. The spark pulses tin) soft tissues with the same ease as Pot knife goes through hut ter. without any apparent eatiteiintloii, hut I'rof, P.ier's experiments have so far shown that a more profuse hemorrhage en sues than by the use of the eouimoii knife. it is further claimed for iue t' ru incut that It sterilizes as 11 ru a. ri quires no sharpening and can he easllj cleaned. Many a man gives hlmaelf away who J Uu't an advocate of free fpcecli. If Ittlo Potter. flave any of our veteran readers read the exquisite story "Little Pot ter?" We do not know who wrote It but It has a pathos worthy of Dickens himself. A short, little square-built, dark skinned, twlnkllng-cyed young fellow was known the regiment over as "Lit tle Potter." The name came from his trade before war times and from the fact that he was always talking shop. Standing near the picket fire, though uncomfortable himself, he could al ways suggest a way In which to make coffee boll, and would gather up little splinters and pile under or about the kettle with tho keenest enjoyment, al though the coffee belonged to the mos taciturn man In the company. At Shlloh, In the midst of the sec ond day's battle, Little Potter, left the company to get water for himself and several of his companions. A quick change of position, a new line of bat- tie formation took place after his de parture, and Little Potter was seen no more for several days. After the rebels retreated, he was ding ns nurse at the brigade hospi tal. He couldn't find his regiment on his return, but found the hospital, and the division superintendent or dered bltn on duty, nnd discovering his excellence as a nurse, would not let him return to the company. There wrs a quarrel between the captain and the surgeon, the former seeing Little Potter ns a skulker, and the lat ter seeing him as a useful man who had made a mistake through no fault of his own. The captain reported Potter absent without leave, and he was court-mar tialed. The sentence was that he should forfeit six months' pay. The stoppage of six months' pay told sorely on him, but he weathered the storm and came out as serene as though he had never been court-mar tialed When the men gathered about the flres, talked of Shiloh, and compared notes about their losses there on I he first day, Little Potter would say, In a droll way: "I lost six months' pay there." On the morning of the terrible De rember 81, at Stone River. Little Pot ter was the first man in place, after the orderly, and though the shortest man In the company, be held his place there. There was a sweeping charge. The company left their dead further to the front than any other regiment In action that day. Little Totter was a giant in doin He kept his place next to the orderly when the company was broken and scattered. With a precision that would under other circumstances have been droll, he formed on the orderly whenever '' a charge was made, and while It was evory man for himself. As he was ramming home a load, a ball struck him In the fleshy part of the leg, cutting a great gash and tear lng his clothes. He was advised to go to the rear. The reply was: "I will show them who Is a cow ard." A shot struck bltn In the left shoul der, nnd he becams deadly pale. Still ifli teeth and right hand he man aged to load bis gun and fire. Anoth er shot struck blm In the thigh and he fell. He was dragged to a stump and placed so that the raking fire would not touch him. He deliberately crawled round and placed hlmaelf so as to face the relais. and as the com pany gave back In one of those almost hand-to-hand fights, little Potter kissed his hand to the men nearest him and nestled down with a sigh of relief. Days afterwards the sergeant found a pair or black eyes glistening from the festoons of white sheets, In a hos pital in Murfreesboro. They belonged to Little Potter, broken-legged, broken-armed and bandaged. He could lint move and could hardly speak. But as the tearful men bent over him, he lisped: "We wakthed them, didn't we?" He was taken to the hoapltal,, and here, day after day, went his old comrades to see him. They did more; they wrote to Gen. Rosecrans, telling the simple story. They carried the letter along the red tape line, from brigade headquarters to division, from division to corps, from corps to army headquarters, and returned with an order from Rose crans himself, directing that the slx nionths' pay be returned to Little Pot ter, that all charges on record be rased, and that an order compliment ing his gallantry be read on dress pa rade, and that a copy be sent to the tnaa who behaved so nobly. The order was read on dress ps rade, and the document, with all Its array of Indorsements pud old Rosy's letter was enrrb'd to Little Potter, by men who could scarcely speak He seemed like one transfigured us one of bis old-time friends read and re-read. the order and letter. He had it held down to his eyes so be could ee the red lines and ollieiul slgua tures. Then came his first tears: "Now, boys, I don't care to get well It's all wiped out, ain't It? I was de-, tcrmlned to get well. to wipe It out, you know. But now, torn up as I am it is tctter to tlie." And the next morning, with the ol der on bis breast. Little potter died And still en u we heur the grizzly old surgeon's words, as he came to the cot "Dead! Why God bless the boy.' Friendly l'or. Amid the smoke ami caruage of the battle field It Is good to catch glimpse of the sunshine which pro ceeds from good will and ready, active sympathy. As the sublime can quickly shade off into the ridiculous, so kind Hess presses close upon enmity. cheerful Incident of the Civil War la told In "Mission Rldjra nd Lokwrt. Mountain." The Third Ohio, uuder Strelght's command, was en Wute for Itlehmond. prlseners of war. one night they camped, worn, fam ished, with hearts heavy and home sick, near the place where a Confed- rate regiment, the Fifty-fourth Vir ginia, was stationed. Many of the Southerners strolled over to the prison ami) to see the sorry show of the ptxir, supiKTless Yankees. They did not stay long. Back to their own camp they hurried, and soon returned with kettles of coffee, corn bread, bacon the best they had and all they had. Presently little Area be gan to twinkle In the prison camp, and the aroma of coffee rose like a fragrant cloud of thank-offering. Union guesta and Confederate hosts mingled. Tho next morning the prisoners departed. Now comes a happy sequel which wetl balances the affair. Later, when the prisoners were exchanged, the Third Ohio was encamped near Kelly's Ferry, on the banks of the Tennessee. On the day of the storming of Mission ary Ridge, ameng the prisoners taken were aunbered the Fifty-fourth Vir ginia. Sons? ef the. Third Ohio were on duty at the ferry when the prison detach ments arrived. 'What regiment Is that?" they asked. When told, they started on the run. shouting as they went: "The Fifty fourth Virginia's at the ferry 1" They dashed Into their camp with the news. The place was astir In stantly. Treasures of coffee, bacon. sugar, beef, preserved icaehes, every thing, were tnrned out and carried, double-quick, to the ferry. The circum stances were the same, with the dif ference that guests and hosts had changed places. f ptr of the Spll Part. My regiment lay directly In front of Spanish Fort during the siege, and on the night of the evacuation, I was In the trenches. Four of us were oc cupying a hole, probably a half mile to the right of the fort In front of where our regiment lay. I do not re member the time of night, but prob ably It was about the hour of midnight, when all of a sudden there began tre mendous cheering away to the right along our line. The cheering was grand, Indeed, and, as we knew, began In old A. J. Smith's Corp, which was taken up seemingly by each successive regiment until It reached our position and was still carried along the line to our left. I admit that none in our little bole at the time knew what the cheering meant, but remarked to each other that there was something up. There was hut little If any firing along the line nt this time, so we con eluded the most dangerous part was over and th Johnnies had pulled their holes in and old A. J.'s boys were look ing after them. We soon found out there was no need of staying in our hole longer. 1 then said to the boys, let us go over to the robs works; one fellow agreed to It and we started for the works In front of us which was but a short distance. Nothing of Im portance was to the seen at this point, we then struck for the big fort to our left We stumbled along In that direction until quite there, when a thought suddenly came to our minds that the Johnnies were not very par ticular where they planted their tor pedoes about a fort, so long as they knew where they were themselves. We concluded to return to camp and look after the fort when It would be mora light. Up to thla time we had seen none of Bmlth's guerrillas or any roba nnd all was quiet along the line. In the enrly morn not a few from all the ommnnds were on a prospecting tour, But it was not of long duration, the roll was being beat in the camps, and as the comrade remarked: "There was a little hustling did." We were soon on the move for Blukely, but luckily for the Twenty-eighth, as we had faculty of getting Into scrapes of that kind. Steel and hi niggers had the Johnnies corralled on our arrival. I have no doubt the Thirteenth Corps were glad of It, but often wondered why the guerrilla part of the Sixteenth Corps let their colored comrades do such a thing when there was so much glory In It In regard to the capture of Spanish Fort I will add, at the time the Sixteenth Corps captured It I firmly believe any one regiment of th Thirteenth could hnve done It I will now speak of an Incident which may possibly be remembered by my com rndea. If I am not mistaken It waa tho Fiftieth Indiana. I wiito from memory alone, yet the incident la aa fresh to mind as if It happened but yesterday. You will remember neces sity made It our custom while In front ef Spanish Fort to relieve tho old guard at night Having on the night in question moved out with onr guard detail from the different regiments, were halted In line while the officers were making the necessary assignment for the different posts. There was probably a detail of fifty or more from my command and a like number from other regiments. The Indiana boys were near our line at the time, but all were restless from waiting. Num hers had crawled beneath an old earth work covering near by, awaiting the delay. Preeently a ahell was seen com ing lu our dlrectlou from a rebel water battery In front. Well, it did come, and exploded In tills earthwork. I re member while watching its course thero was considerable dodging about and lying down at thla time and lively hustling among the boys under the covering. One jKior soldier was brought therefrom and laid umiii the ground near by. lie was speechless, and was not recognized by any of the Twenty eighth. It was some moments before he was recognized by any. Soon, how ever, a fellow comrade Jawed his head to that of the wounded comrade and made thla expression, "My Ood, It's Nels. Huytlcn!" I wus Informed he never spoke again, but lived a day or two and then crossed over. John Isouhart, In American Tribune, A patent baa been granted to a Teunessee man for an attachment to a cradle that wavea a fan over th occu pant aa tbt cradle la rocked. It Olcf Win. Mr. leatrury and his wife vrara W i4 point of moving to anothar I. L Beth of them wr axtona that tL transfer should be mtd at thi ltao possible expense, and the naarnaM f the sew home promised aMterlallf farther thla aim. 1 csa carry loads of Uttl thlna nrr la my brown bat," thaoanesA Mrs. leabury. "And you caa tak hooks aad to ea ia yenr big satchel. la discussing further th matter of transportation, Mrs. Seaaury remark ad that notwithstanding tha beat aha could wear her winter coat ever, leava It and retura for her spring coat Tha Idea charmed her Impractical husband. 'Why, I caa do the aam thing 1" he aid. "I'll wear over one suit and thea come back for another 1" MUST BELIEVE IT. Every Reader Will Concede the Truth ef This Statement. On who auffers with backache or any form of kidney trouble wants a lasting cure, not merely a temporary benefit Profit by the example of Rev. J. M. Siifficld, of 2179 8. (th St.. Lincoln, Nebr., who confirms a report, of hia cure after vera! years. "I told In a state ment made for pub lication la 1900 how Doan'a Kidney Pills had relieved me after other reme dies had failed." aid Rar. Sufflald. "I have no hesita Uea In confirming that atatemant now. I hav uaed Doan'a Kidney Pills at rartous time and they have never failed ma." Sold by all dealera. 60 centa a box. roater-Milbura Co., Buffalo, N. T. Aathe la "Wait WtaarM Mel. Dewn In Marlon, Maaa., Richard Harding Davia. the author, has begun hia new Job af keeping the treeta af that tows clean. Three boya with a ew push cart aad a prod apleoa, mad art of curtain rollers, with screws a ante end, th beads filed dowa to faint, with which thy pierce cattctr- la paper, directed by the novelhrU have started tn ta maha a record the working force of the new deparV eat af street cleaning. Mr. Darta anal Mrs. Webb Dextar offered ta Bhara th cast of the cleaning, and at aa lav provement association meeting recently th mamhera elected Mr. Davis to taka charge and carry out his own leeaa. He hired the boys and will pay thatp S apiece for one month. The next month Mrs. Dexter wtll settle wltfc them. Always Keeps a Bottle la tfce Heaae. 'About ten days before Cbrtatmaa 1 got my hand hurt ao badly that I had to atop work right In the busy time " the year," aaya Mr. Milton Whealer. tiOO Morrla are., Birmingham, Ala. "At- first I thought I would have to havtf my hand taken off, but eemeone told ma to get a bottle of Sloan's Liniment aad that would do th work. Th Llalmant cured my hand and I gladly racommand It to everyone." Mr. J. E. Matthewa, proprietor at St. James Hotel, Cornlnc, Ark., aaya: My finger waa greatly inflamed from fish sting and doctors pronounced It blood poisoning. I used several appli cations of Sloan's Liniment and It cured me all right I will alwaya ken bottle of Sloan's Liniment m say house." Mr. J. P. Evana of Mt Airy, Ga, aaya: "After tjelng afflicted far thret years with rheumatism I uaed filoaa! liniment and waa cured aoaad aad wall, aad am glad to Bay I harata't baa troubled with rheumatism aiaee. ICy leg waa badly swollen from my bJ to my knte. One-half a bottl toe tM pain and Bwalllae; ant" Heal Her. "Tea," related the suburban nan, burglar cam around tba other niaJU and atol every squeaky phonograph n the neighborhood." 'Gracious," exclaimed tba rial tor, "aad what are they going to glya him If captured r 1 NI don't know, but I think they aught ta give him a monument" Hiihi Teale for OK People. Wonderful result, eventually raatea tag full phyalcal vigor, ara obtataad frem the fallowing: To oauvhalf plait good whiskey, add oae oanoa syrap aa Baparllla aad ona onnca Tor la com pound, which caa ba procured from aar druggist Taka tn taaapoonfnl doaaa before eaoa meal and before retlrlag ObIkIom at History Th pilgrim fathers had Jast leaded aa riyaMUth Rook. "Jaat th tklag," thty xclaisied wrt athnataam, "Ur a New Bnglaad farm! Whereupon they proceeded t plant the tree ef liberty right there. Chicago Tribaae. . Far Irrltatlea of the Throat, Coughs r HeareeneM, Brewa's Bronchial Trochee are exeeediagly beneficial. In boxes 25 cents. Samples mailed free. John 1. Brown & Sob, Boston, Maw. Weald Do Well. "I aa sorry to have te talk yon," sail th emlaeat eurieoa, "that we shad have to perform aa operation. "That's all right" answered ta pa tient "Go ahead." '-But the condition of your heart la such that we do not dare to ute asy an- jthetlc." "(), well ; tell m what the bill is goiag te be, doctor. That will be sufficiently stupefying." Mod, Weak, Worry, Watery aye Relieved by Murine Ejr Remedy. Compounded far Eiperleaced Phjetclaas. C'onrorme to Pure Food and Drug Law. Murine Doeas't Smart: Boothea Ere Pl Try Murine ta Your Ejee. Ak Your Grus yunV Tho Only Wny. "This bathing pool on th lot y Bold me la a fake," blustered tha Irate purchaser. "in what way, lrr asked tha craftr. real estat agent. "Why, you told ma I would find tna water up to my neck. Instead ait that t find It only 12 Inches deep." "Well, ar I meant 70a would tot It up te year neck, sir, if you Jampot 1 head liat."