1 . ' 'mmmmmmm''mmmmmmmm GRIP IS PREVA LENT AGAIN. A prompt remedy is what every one is looking for. The efficiency of Peru nais so well known that its value as a grip rem edy need not be ques tioned. The grip yields more quickly if taken in hand prompt ly. If you feel grippy get a bottle of Pcruna at once. Delay is almost certain to aggravate your case. For a free Illustrated booklet entitled The Truth About IVruna." dl the reruns Co, Columbus. Ohio, (failed postpaid. As nevlse. Trpl. covetous of the fold bracelets worn by the Sabin toldlere, had told them tht would open tht fates of th ciudl to them if the; would fir her what they wore upon their left arma. "Sura I" Joyously anatrered Uia aoldlera. AH rlghte reserved 1" It waa not until they had rewarded her treachery by overwhelming her with their shields, which they also wore pon their left arms, that aba tumbled. Chicage Tribune. Whiskey fop Lam Back. To one-half pint gooi whiskey, add one ounce syrup tarsaparllla and one ounce of Torls compound, which can be procured of any druggist. Take In tea spoonful doses before each meal and before retiring. This recipe Is said to be the beat known to medical science). The averaga runt paid for New Tort City tenements and apartment hauaei built within five years amounts to 14l annually for each person living in the as. To restore a normal action to liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels, take Gar fleld Tea, the mild herb laxative. The postmen of Spain ars unable to read and write aa a rule, and It la com mon saying that who treats the poetmaa best gets the moat letters. Wis. Winston's Soothing Syrnp for chlld reu teething, softens the gums, reduce. In flniuinatlon. ulluy pain, cures wind cotto VOc a bottle. In Extremis. Late one night a clergyman wa called out to minister to an old man a worker upon the adjacent railway who was supposed to he dying. The summons was brought by another old man, the elder brother of the strlckeu one. While he was bustling about, making preparations for departure, the clergyman forgot momentarily the so cial stntus of his visitor and asked, "Is he In extremis?" The old man was not going to bo beaten. "Aye, he's right In, your rev erence." After a pause, he added, as a clincher: "Clean In, poor chap. Right tip to the neck, sir." Cornhall Maza rine. la.. Soma Uea. Men are unappreclatlve of efforts ot their wive to look beautiful. Duria the recent absence of an Atchison man his wife put up her hair In curl papers every night, and washed her gray hairs In a new ktnd of tea women hare dis covered. She supposed thut when her husband returned home he would re mark her Improved appearance. But he didn't! And his wife Is still pout, lug. Atchison Globe. II You Want the BEST COUGH CURE you will ask for Kesiips Balsam and if you pet it you will have a remedy for cougha that will Le satisfactory In every respect. If you accept something else we do tiot know what you will get, but it will not be the Best Cough Cure. At all druggists', 25c, 50c. and $1. Dual accept aaylnlna rUc. SIGH HMDlGlE Positively cared by mesa 1.1111a rills. They also relieve Dis tress from Dyspepsia, la- stgesttoft and Too Bearf? Eating, a perfect reav edy for Dizziness. Kauaua. Druwsuieaa, Bud. Tsatt in the Idouts, ooatea Tonguo, Pain In the Hide, TOKI'ID LIVSR. The regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE, Genuino Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. I . M lUAKItKSI 1 CARTERS riTTtf ( IVER : Aunt Diana, : The Sunshine of the Family CM APTEK XV. f Continue!.) "OM. Mabel, my poor dear!" And All sou knelt down by her. Slie bud not notiid how helplessly the left arm hung down, aud how Missis would not let lier touch It. "It is all bruised and cut," "lie said, ber forehead contracting heavily with pain. "The doctor must see it presently, when ha has finished in the other room; not now. Oh, Alison, where are you coins; ? Yon shall not disturb them. What does it matter? If only " Hut hera her fast whitening lips refused to utter her fear. "Let me go, darling," returned Alison, anxiously; "I will not disturb them, you may quite trust me." And without wait ing for Mabel's answer she slipped away. As she entered the dressing room, the stranger, a dark, grave-looking young man, enme out of her father's room. Ho listened to Alison's account, and promised to attend to her sister as soon as possi ble. "We must finish the examination," he aid, dismissing her, "but I will come as soon aa I can. I thought there was something wrong, but she deceived us by hiding her arm under her mantle. She was bruised, that waa all, aha told us. Keep her quiet, and I will be with you directly." Minnie was leaning bark In her chair, with her eyes closed, but as Alison en tered she opened them full on her sister, snd the blank miserable look in them con vinced Alison that she was dreading the worst. "Do not look so, Mabel darling,' she said, kissing her softly. "Indeed we do not know; they have told me nothing. Dear papa Is In God's hands; we must leave him there, and hope for the beat." A low groan broke from Mabel's lips. "Oh, It Is easy for yon; even If the worst comes, yon can bear It ; you have nothing with which to reproach yourself. If he dies, I shall have killed him. How am I to go on living, and know that?" And here ahe burst out into hoarse sobs. "Mabel, my poor dear, oh I how am I to comfort you?" exclaimed Alison, unable to restrain her own tears at the eight of her sister's anguish. "You can not comfort me," returned the unhappy girl. "What Is the pain of my broken arm and my bruises compared to what I shall feel If he dlea, and I am not able even to tell him that I am sorry for my deceit and disobedience? and I would not say ao, because he was angry. Oh, papa, papa, and I loved yon so!" And the poor child hid hsr face on All son's shoulder. It seemed a relief to her to pour out her feelings. He bad been so angry, and she would not own herself n the wrong, snd then the horrible acci dent had happened, and ahe thought at first her father was killed. "When they said he waa alive, and they must bring him home, and aee what could be done, I thought I would not add to the trouble, and ao I managed to hide my broken hrm." Rut here she broke off, aa Mr. Cameron entered the room. "rape?" she said, faintly, as he came up to her. "His consciousness Is returning; we jihall know more to-morrow. It Is not Hie head, as we feared," be said, evas ively; "but now I must look at your arm, please. Your friend Or. Greenwood will be here directly, and we will soon put it right." Hut, In spite of hla cheer ful words, "Poor child !" came pityingly from his lips as the blackened shoulder was revealed to his view. Missis must have suffered exquisite pain during the drive home. The arm was broken, and the shoulder dislocated, and the bruised condition of the flesh filled Alison with horror. It was a painful ordeal for Alison, but ahe bora It aa bravely aa ahe could. Roger bad remained with bis father; Miss Leigh waa not In a condition to render any aaalstance; the sudden eon fusion had brought on accession of ualn, and ahe could only lay her throbbing head on the pillow, and lie there In ut ter helplessness. There waa no one but herself to wait upon the doctors and re ceive their directions, the very exigency of the case made her helpful, lief one thought was that aha must not hlydsr their work; there waa little for her t do. At the first touch of her wounded arm Mabel had fainted again. Alison fuld lot have borne to wltnoaa the poor child's tufferlngs. Perhaps Dr. Greenwood knew this, for he contrived some errand that Jrtalned her for a few mlnutea out of the room. When ahe returned the worst eemed over, but the falntness continued, aud It was only slowly and by degrees that Alison, with Sarah's help, could as sist her to undress and He down, after which a sedative waa to be administered as the pain of the brulsos and the misery of her mind would effectually binder sleep. Aa soon aa aha could leave her In Surah's charge, Alison stole Into her fath er's dressing room. Dr. Greenwood came to her at once. "My dear," he said, taking hsr htn1 for he had known her from aa Infant, "this la a sad business, but, thank Qoi, (blnga are not ao bad aa they seemed at first. Your father muat have received a blow; he waa atunned, but consciousness has returned, and he has spoken. What we fear now la something different. lie seema unable to move ; but tide may be due to the ahock and temporary exhaustion. There are symptoms that make us hope ful that the full extent of mischief may not be realised. We shall know more In n few days; but he will require tba greatest care. To-morrow I ahall aend In a nurse from the Infirmary, Do vou thluk yon and your brother can manage 10-11 If tit T" "Olu yea," returned Allaon. with a painful catch in her breath ; It seemed to ber as though she were passing through some hideous nightmare; the very horror seemed to numb her sensibilities. She Understood that night how people could live through terrible scenes; the very In tensity ot pain deadened fas anguish. Dr. Greenwood thought her a very brave girl. Kbe listened quietly to his di rections, but he took her hand once,' and felt her pulse, and then he kindly bade hsr take some food and wine before site went Into her father'a room, and as Itoger came out til tat momsnt ha rapeated the charge to him. "Come, Allte," aald Roger, taking her arm. "Dr. Greenwood will stay wirh tut her until we come back." Aud he led ier away. Alison noticed with some surprise that iiere waa a sort of meal laid in the din lug room ; ahe had forgotten the early aupper bad been placed there a couple of hours ago in preparation for her father Uoger carved souie chicken sod brought a r. "Yem mM.r fry and eat, Allle, and I will no t!in same," he snid. with some at terni at cheerfulness. "We have a long night before us, and we must husband our strength." Alieon felt the force of Ms argument; nevertheless, the food remained on her plate. "Iti'irr, how bad you look!" she said, suddenly ; "but I do not wonder at it. Oh! what a dreadful evening we have I. .id ; and I can not imagine how It bap I red." "Ir. Cameron mas there, and be told me," returned Uoger. shading hie fucs frcm (lie light, as though It hurt him. "It was not a collision : something must have given way the coupling ohuin. they think end they v. ere going down a steep Incline at express speed. Dr. Cameron says some of the carriages went over the embankment, and were completely wreck ed; one or two were turned entirely over, lie waa in the same compartment with father and Malwl. They felt a Jolting sensation, and the next moment they were thrown from their seats, the carriage side was completely smashed, and they were all flung In a heap. Dr. Cameron was on the top. und was happily unhurt, with the exception of a few brtilsea; father was underneath him ; Mabel struggled np somehow unhurt, and came to father, ami no nin kr.tw she was muetli hurt." "Oh, Itoger, how terrible!" "Yes, It does not do to talk of It, and hardly to think of It. Now, Allle, If you have finished, we will go upstairs. P.y the way. where Is Miss Leigh Y" "Oh, I ought to have gone to her," ex claimed Alison. "How dreadful for her to lie there, and not to be able to help us! She has been Buffering from one of her alck headachea, and, of course, all tbla will make It worse. Walt for me a moment, dear. I will Just speak to her." "Ia that you. Alison?" asked the gov erness, In a feeble voice, as the girl came to her bedside. "I know all about it. dear, Ellxa haa told me. Poor children, poor children! and I can not help you." "Itoger ia good and thoughtful ; we ahall manage nicely to-night, and Karah will watch Mabel. You must not trou ble, dear Miss Leigh; to-morrow you will be better and then we shall be aure of your help." "You must not stay now. Thank you for coming, my dear, but you must go to your father." And Alison waa thank ful to be dismissed. In another moment she waa leaning over her father. He unclosed bia eyes as he heard her light footsteps, and a faint smile came to his lips. "How is your sister?" he whispered. "Dear papa," ahe returned, tenderly, "how happy Mabel will be to know you asked after her! She Is lying quite quiet ly, tie sedative is lulling her, but she is not asleep." "Poor child !" was all his reply, and Uien he closed his eyes again, but as Ali son withdrew Into the shadow of the cur tain tears of thankfulness came to her eyes ; there waa no bitterness In her fath er'a heart against poor Mabel. "Aa a father pltieth hla children," the words came to her mind, ah I "ao might their Heavenly Father have pity on them." CHAPTER XVI. The dreary night watching waa a new experience In Aliaon's life, for she had been too young at the time of her moth er's last lllnesa to ahare In the long anil tedious nursing; the silence and inaction made the hours drag heavily. Itoger, fa tigued with hie day'e work, was sleeping heavily with his head against the wall. Alison pitied his weary position, and fetched a pillow from the other room and put It gently behind his hrad. Once or twice she went across the pas sage to look at Mlssle. She waa glad to find her sleeping. Sarah was at her post, sitting blot upright and nodding. Now and then her father spoke a few words; once he asked what the doctors bad said. Alison was thankful that they had not Informed him of their feara. "They do not aeem to know, papa," she returned, gently; "they think you have a great shock, and you are suffer ing from nervous exhaustion. They will tell better by and by." There seems something wrong with my limbs," be muttered uneasily; "you are sure yon do not know what they think?" 'Quite sure, dear papa," she replied. ao earnestly mat ne coma not aisoeiieve ber. "but I hope and trust," her lips quivering a little, "that you may soon be better." You are a good girl, Alison ; your mother always said so, and if I am spared" He sighed heavily, and turn ed his fact away; and Alison, remember ing the doctor's Injunction, dared not say any more, leat it should Increase his agi tation ; ahe only took hla hand and softly laid ber cheek against It, as' though she would show by this action a child's love and devotion. Her touch seemed to quiet him, and by and by he dozed a little. Morning came at last, and Koger roused himself with difficulty. Alison felt weak and Jaded; the strain was beginning to tell eveu on her vigor ous vitality. She was glad the night's Inaction was over, but she felt too weary for the day's work. Hut Roger had not forgotten ber; be came back presently 1th a refreshed look on hla face, and told her that breakfast was all ready In the dressing room. A strong cup of coffee has made mu a different man, he said, cheerfully ; "you must try my recipe, Allle." And Allaon found the benefit of his prescrip tion. Tier hands were soon full ot business Dr. Greenwood came early, bringing the new nurse with him, and Allaon had to make arrangements for the stranger'a comfort. She aeemed a pleasant, capable woman, with a neat figure, and a bright face that prepossessed Alison in her fa Tor. She took possession at once of her patient, after a feeble protest on hla part that he objected to nurses, but after the first few minute he ceased to grumble. Dr. Greenwood soon convinced him that Roger waa too tr.isv. young tor auch a reaponalbllty ; besides, the chief oare of her alster muat devolve on her. Missle's sleep had not refreshed ber as they hope ; the pain of her bruises was making her feverish. She could not turn In her bed without suffering, and her anxiety tor ber father added to her dia com for" AlUon tried to console her, uod Miss I.rlgh, who was sufficiently recov ered to sit In her room, spoks reusMiir Ing words to her; but it waa evident that Mlsste could take no comfort; only when Alison was alone with her, miserable, aelf-ticctia lig words enme to her Hps. "Indeed, dta rent, there la no need for you to speak so," Alison said to her onee. with a strong yearning to cousole her. "Dear par a asked after you the first mo ment ho saw me. You should have heard how tenderly he said 'Poor child!'" "ITuit Is lecause my arm is broken and he knows I am suffering sui'h pain It any one liateu me they would pity Pl now," teturned Missle, in a stifled voice "No, no; you must not take it In that way. exclaimed Alison, quite shocked, , a sli smoothed aliasie's fair hair. ftUt liH.1t. 'd so 'pale sn1 pretty, snd the Mae eyes had suck a pathetic look In them. Alison had parted the soft fringe, and the soft curly ends lay quite smooth and showed the broad white forehead. A dif ferent Mabel lay there, with the poor wounded arm folded on her breast, and all the little vanities laid aside. As Alnon stood looking at ber, Mlssle rais ed her uninjured arm with a sudden movement toward Alison, and lr. another moment the sisters were clasping each other close. "Oh, my poor dear, my poor dear!" whispered Alison, In the softest, most pitying voice. Missie kissed her hastily, and then seemed na though she would push her away, only Alison held her. still. "No, I don't deserve It ; please don't lie so good to me. I have been altogether horrid ever since you came home." "Never mind all that now, dear." "Yes, but I must mind It," turning rest Icssly away and then uttering a low groan. "Oh, this pain, Allaon! Shall I ever be able to move again without It? I did not want you to come home; I thought you would be in my way. and thHt made me cress. I was jealous, of you, and I did not want the olhers to care for you. Itoger was never fond of me as he was of you, and I wanted him to be fond of me. And obi how horrid and small It all seema now I" finished IHior Mlssle, reading her past conduct under a new light. In the dark hours when one's strength Is low, conscience sometimes flings a vivid torch Into the recesses of one's being, bringing hidden faults to light. "Dear Mabel, we will forget all that now," returned Alison, gently; "we will try and love each other more." "Oh, It is easy for you to love people," retorted Mlssle, almoet pettishly; "every one Is so fond of you, and you are never cross and disagreeable as I am. Roger mokes you his companion, and Rudel Is lees rough when you are In the room, and now papa will love you best." "Hush, dear; what nonsense!" "It Is not nonsense," she returned, In a despairing tone. "I have forfeited his love. lie will never forgive me now. He told me that he hated deceit; that ha should never be oble to think the same of me. He said 1 should never see Eva again if he could help It. Oh, he was so angry, so unlike himself! I suppose my obstinacy vexed him, for I would not say I was sorry. He took hold of my arm and almost shook me to make me speak, but I think I was like that maa who had a dumb spirit." (To be continued.! CITY FAILURES ON FARMS, It Is Asserted .Newcomers Espeot Too Much I'rom Nature, "Moto city men turn farmers at this M-utMHi than at any other," said n fnrmcr who bus become a city man to n Now York reporter. "There is no tU'iiyliitf Unit the country In summer looks chuiinliia to the city dweller. "Tiio city man passes the cozy farm Iiouhcu where the rich grass in the front yards is set off by flower beds of ail sorts, while In the pastures the own ure either gracing lusslly or lying down peacefully, and iu the fields tba crops appear lo be growing without tiny attention from the farmer. Farm ing looks mighty easy to the city man, tuul the cntliiiHiuHui he stirs up in hla wife ami children when he speaks of going to the country Is not chilled by the rcul-ci tute man to whom ne appeals for a good, small fnrm. "Hundreds of city men move to th country every year, aud about ninety nine out of every one hundred go back at the end of the twelve months much wiser. The one man who succeeds out of each hundred has a real love for farming, und etipltul enough to buy or rent the right kind of a farm to experiment on. His wife and children are able to adapt themselves to the hours of farm life, going to bed at dark and getting up with the sun. "Such u man gets a moderately good living out of farming, although he ma not make a fortune out of It, He finds that nature Is generous, but she will not be trifled with. She gives up her treasures when properly approached, j but resents undue familiarity from amateurs. "Tho principal cause of the city man's failure as a farmer Is lack of capital. A man who would not think of trying to support his family and lay up a competence from the proceeds of a business established with a capi tal of $2,000 will not besltnta to en gage In farming on half that or less. Tliero huve been cases iu which a farmer achieved success on a small capital, or no capital, but they ars few. "A farmer must buy seeds, lmI- mints und live stock, and have hired help, and he cannot begin to take his living front the eoll for at least six months after ho starts, and even tbea only a Kinall part of It. These things cost money, and without It the city farmer will qutcMy find himself la debt, despondency and despair. "Kven if he has the capital the city mini must not thluk he can be a farm er without some exact knowledge of the occupation. Rut with a little of both, a good supply of faltii and cour age, business common sense and lor of the soil, a mau can safely abaudon the city with Its long hours of labor, Its Indifference and greed, for the free dom, henlthftilness and sure reward of the fnrm." A Medical IiMI. Patient I have a touch of ague. Physlclnu Yes Patient I shull keep within door for a week. Physician Yes. Patient Shall diet myself carefully. Ph.vblclau Yes. Patient I shall take ten grains of quinine twice a day. Physician Yes. Patient How much Is your bill? phKh'liiu Half a guinea. Punch. Tba Katural lolereue. "Ma, didn't the heathens have a go4 for everything?" "Yes. my child." "Well, who was the god that ruled over kitchens?" l don't remember, but I think It wns the great god PHn." San Fran cls 'o Bulletin. The Nest qaeatloa. "The liupudeut thing wanted me t marry blin." "Whan is the wedding going to bet Nasuiilla Amerlcao. Oil A "I'm going to quit 'era," said the young man with the drooping lower Hp. "They can't make a monkey of me, you bet your life. If anybody got promoted I ought to hare been the one, and everybody knows It, too. I'va been working for 'em close on to three months an' he hasn't worked two months yet. Do you call that a sfpjars deal?" "I think long and faithful service ought to count," said the cigar-stand proprietor. "I ain't In favor myself of turning down a tried and trusty employe for somo Johnny-jump-up who hasn't anything but novelty to recom mend him. While you're quitting, I'd advise you to quit smoking them cigar ettes, too. It's money out of my pock et to give you that advice, but I never did care anything about money." "They ain't hurting me," said the young mnu. "I could smoke 'em all day and they'd never feaze me. Well, I'll show 'em I don't have to stand for any such work as that" "Are you going to break It to 'em to-day?" asked the cigar-stand pro prietor. "Not on your postcard photo," said the young mnn. "Rrenk nothing! I'm going to get another Job first." "That's right," said the cigar-store proprietor. "I wouldn't be in a hur ry. I'd Just take my time to pick the one that would suit me and hot close with the first that came a'ong. I'd make 'em agree not to promote anybody over my head, too. I'd have that understood from the start If anybody goes up it's to be yori and no foolishness about it. It seems funny lo me, though, that your bosses would lake a chance like they did. What do you suppose made 'em?" "Oh, this guy put up ft great front," said the young mnn with the drooping lower lip "He started In with a hor rible bluff of breaking his neck to get things done, ne'd come In mornings two or three minutes before time and shed his coat and go to It like there was somebody behind him Jabbing him B'ith an Icepick. There wasn't no need f It. He'd have got along Just as well If he'd taken his time same as the rest but he thought he ought to make a gallery play all the time. Bure! Say, he'd get so busy he'd for get when It was time to go to lunch ind when It was quitting time. Don't It mnke you tired to see one of those ahnt-can-I-do-now boys? It does me. Well, that's how It enme he got shoved up. He made his bluff go. lie's smooth, all right. It was smooth ivork. There's lots of fellows who'll put on an extra spurt If the boss Is locking, but hVfl work If the old man was out of tenrn." "Pretty foxy guy," commented the rlgnr-stnnd proprietor. "He wasn't satisfied to do his own work ; anything he could do that Tasn't done was good enough for him," pursued the young man In an In jured t-i'e. "If there was anything he didn't fcnow how to-do he'd pdke around and find 'out, whether It was any of his business or not. It made lots of the boys sore. I wasn't the r.ily one. I knew what he was after, out I didn't suppose he'd make It work the way he did. I didn't expect to see him Jumped over my bend." "Well, that's because you haven't had as much experience as I've had." said the cigar-stand proprietor. "It nln't an uncommon thing by any means. Every once In a while you run across a bluffer like that. He'll go Into some office or store and hell put up Just that kind of a front, starting to work on the second, humping and hustling along and keeping his eyes gklnned and looking as cheerful as If he liked it, and the first thing you know the man who's hired him is chump enough to raise his wages. You try It the next place you go and gee If it Isn't so." "I've got too much self-respect," said !he young man with the drooping low r Up. Chicago Dally News. SOME EXPENSES IN 1851. Interesting- Disclosures Made by an Old Memorandum nook. Au old memorandum book has Just come to light In which some Interesting prices are recorded. They make us groan. As we read them we begin to believe what the old people told us that former times were Indeed bettor than these. The woman who kept this account book paid, to be sure, $3.25 to go from Westfield, Mass., to New York, and $3 more to go from New York to Philadel phia, but she pnld only 2S cents a doss en for her washing beautifully Ironed 0,11(1 brought to her door aud flO a month for her board, and says It was good, too. She had her daguerreotype takeu, a single picture, and paid $1.50 for it. (We cun Improve on that price.) She bought a pair of shoes for SI. 25, ami had a dress cut for 37V6 cents. The accounts bristle with half and quarts centt.. Things cost sometimes n "flip,'' sometimes a "levy," the former wit ij'4 cents, the hitter l'ZVj cents. Hhe bought a pair of rubbers for 87 a cents, ami wrote them down it "gums." I-'or her iev rent at church she paid (Ui 2-3 cents a quarter. Her "gowns" were made of "debage." "de laine" and "mull," and she paid 51.75 for the fitting mid making of one. S!ie wore congress gaiters, and paid the ex orbitant price of 52.25 for a pair She bought ji copy of '"Agnes; the Key to Her t'oflin," a book which many of ih remember to have seen lying on ptirlor tables Iu the seventies. It was ,r:ild crcd a wonderful book in Its time, aiul most comforting to those In atlUc'ion. Tor teaching school eleven weeks this woman received J?S2. She had .'!) cents to go froi.i West field to Springfield, and 51 from' Spring field to Hartford, with cnrriuip) hir. She i.sually went from Hartford to New York by boat, but she makes one entry, "Hartford to New York, across the land,'' and then neglects to record the price. Sho has a tooth drawn and rays 23 cents. T'e reflect that this was before the day of anesthetics. She burned In her lamp "fluid"- a highly Inflammable oil which preced ed the safer kerosene. , These seem primitive and homely days to some who read these lines. It Is true that llfo was simple then, but In New England and Eautern New York and the vicinity there may have been higher living, In many respects, than now. Rrooklyn Eagle. STANDARD OIL'S SPY SYSTEM. ( ases of "Oterseal" That Even Mr. norkefeller Will llardlr I'phold. And while I am suggesting topics there Is another department of Mr. Rockefeller's great business which orig inated with him and which I wls-h he would be explicit about, and thut Is the spy system, writes "Interpreter" lu the American Magazine. Certainly Mr. Rixvefeller will not venture to attrib ute this peculiar activity to the "over zeal" of sonre employes "nnxlous for his own or his company's advancement" the general explanation he gives In the first chapter of his reminiscences to the criticisms mude In hla concern. I at least know that far from being a case of overzeal, the spying on com petitors has been a well-organized and most efficiently managed part of his business organization for many yeurs. I once hnd in my hands a great bundle of the anonymous "reports" and "forms" which had been used and dis carded by the bureau which looks after this kind of thing a division of that great bookkeeping system to which I see Mr. Rockefeller attributes so much of the success of the Standard Oil Com pany. A boy employed by the Standard Oil Company to burn such papers regu larly In the furnaces noticed frequently on them as he stuffed the'm Into the fire the name of a man who had once been kind to him. The man was nn Inde pendent dealer In oil. The boy studied the papers. He saw from them how this man's shipments were reported from the freight offices by railroad em ployes secretly to the Standard. He found a telegram ordering agents to se cure a countermand of the orders a.iw reports that the ordering had been suc cessfully discharged. So often did ho see this that he became alarmed for his friend and finally, unable to endure his secret, he gathered up complete sets of the documents and carried them nt night to the man's bouse. It was from there they came to me. The papers now are buried In the iiiotintaln-lilgh pile of testimony the government Is tak ing In Its stilt against the company. Wit of the Youngsters $ "Oh, mamma," said little Lola, "I've got a awful pain. Won't you please give me some of that medicine with sugar In It? Quick, mamma, before the pnln goes away."' Teacher Now, children, remember that whatever yon sow, that shall you reap. If you sow turnip seed you'll get turnips, and if you sow Small Janet (Interrupting) Please, teacher, If I sow bird seed will I get canaries? "Bobby," said the teacher to a small pupil, "what Is the hardest stone ever discovered?" "I don't know," replied Hobby. "Can't you think?" queried the teacher. "Yes. ma'am," answered the little fellow, "but I can't think hard enou'li." "Cyril," said his mother, as they sat down to the breakfast table, "did you wash your face this morning?" "Well, no mamma," said he slowly, evidently casting in his mind for an excuse, "but," he added reassuringly, "I cried n little before I came downstairs!" Eleanor, aged 4. was given pennies for Sunday school. Upon her returt. from Sunday school mamma discovered she still had her pennies. "Why did you not give your pennies to the teach er?" she was asked. "Teacher said the money was for Jesus, and I thought I'd keep mine for gum." Mrs. Browne was shocked beyond words to hear her small son speak of little Jane Smith, who had spent the afternoon at the house, as a "darned fool." "Why, Charles," said his moth er, "where did you Lear such talk? Come right to the butbrom and have those naughty words washed out of your mouth." After a thorough cleans ing of the small mouth with nasty soap and water. Mrs. P.rowne asked: "Now, what do you think of little Jane?" "Just the same as I did before," was the reply, "only I ilasn't say It." Counting Postal Cards. Of the many Interesting machines employed by the government in its dally work, there may be mentioned those used for counting and tying postal cards Into small bundles. These ma chines are copable of counting 500,000 cards In ten hours, and wrapping and tying them In packages of twenty-five each. In this operation the paper Is pulled off a drum by two long fingers, which emerge from Ih'Iow, and another tlnjrer dips in a vat of mucilage and appli-s itself to the wrapping paper in pre cisely the right spot. Other parts of tin- machine twine the paier round the pack of cards, and then a thumb press es over the spot whereon the mucilage has lii-en applied, whereupon the jiack-iii- Is thrown on a currying belt ready fur delivery. Cost of lllif linuie Miuolluu. Ill the (itTinaii -possessions in Africa a pi-rnill to shoot costs $J(H. Special permission required to ki'l more than two giraffes, four rhinoceroses and six zebras. In the case of ele phant shooting the authorities must be given one tusk from each animal killed. The hunter receives a small payment If be shoot a lion, pant'ier, wild boar or hyena. A i-oniiit to kill gazelles, antelopes and monkeys costs only $10. Higher I'liser, Hardly any power Is so exalted that it does not bend the knees to a higher one. Where there's a czar there's usu ally a czarlua. Richmond Tliucs-Dls-patcb. Aailelpated Causa fee Sot row, Ih a came In from the country on bet ifth birthday to. visit her cousin May, At ntrhf ther u-n mil ti m.i - m - - - j - - - . i j imi 'u ij i Aa hour r,'. when heartbreakln aaii were heard from the children's tearoom. "Wast is the matter, chtldrenT asked May's mother, entering the dark reen. Frost ander the bedclothes Ins sed out, "May won't give me any f her peanuts." "But May has no pea nuts," replied her auat "I know that." sol.bed Ina, "but she said If she did have peanuts sha wouldn't rive tr" 'v" Delineator. BACKACHE IS KIDNEYACHB. Usaallr There Are Other Symptoms ta Prove It. Pain In the back is pain In the kid neys, In most cases, and it points to the need of a special remedy to relieve and cure the con gestion or Inflam mation of the kld fieys that Is Inter fering with their work and causing that pain that makes you sny : "Oh, my back!" David. Price, Corydon, I o w a, says: "My buck was so weak and lame I could hard ly walk. The kid neys showed bad disorders. I ran in flown until almost a skeleton. I thougl, there was no hope for me and noth ing helped me until I began usin Donn's Kidney Pills. I improved rap- Idly and Anally became so well that the trouble never returned." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Same Maa. "There goes the nest talked about maa In this cenmunity." "You surprise ma. Who talks about kin?" "Ha does." A Domestic Eye Remedy Compounded hy Expeitenrsd Phytlrlsns. Conforms to Pure Fsod aad Drugs laws. Wins Frlesds Whsrsrsr Used. Ask Uruj gists for Maria tjs Remedy. Try Murine Ta Your Eyes. Tea Will Uk Murine. Estreats af A4 vertlslaar. "We want to da something big to ad vertise that new play," said tht New Terk manager. "Well," answered the preas agent, "whick kind of a play Is It? One to which yeu Invite the attention of tht clergy er the attention of tht police?" Washington Star. PILES CURB IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any easa f Itchlaf, Blls, Bleedlna; or Protrud Uc Piles la t 14 Says er money refunded. . Hon It Started. "George, I am going to cook you a dinner all by myseif on Wednesday I" "Make it Thursday, dear." "Why?" "I'm .going to be out of town Thurs day." Houston Tost. Sore throat leads to Tonsilitls, Quinsy and Diphtheria. Hamlins Wizard Oil used aa a gargle upon the first symptoms of a sore throat will invariably prevent all three of these dread diseases. AUTOS PRESERVE HEALTH. London Physician Says Gases De stroy Germs and Act as Tonle. The death rate in London in a re cent week was only 10 per 10.000, the lowest rate In over half a century. A physician whose anonymity Is pre served declares this is due to the de crease In horse traffic and especiallyr" tne increase in motor traffic. The fumes from the motor cars and taotor buses, according to this authori ty, are the finest possible disinfectant clearing the air of germs and Impuri ties. He says the burr carbonized Baatter Is a splendid antiseptic and the creosote vapors that come from the aiotor art In reality a health tonic and bracer. There has been a campaign recently against the motor buses in London, the ehargee against them being that tbey art frlvtn to the common danger, cre ate a tremendous noise, and make tha air retk with a foul stench. Thos who abject on the last mentioned greuad art now besought to regard it as a kltsalng la diseutse. An Inlncky City. Port au Trince, capital of Haytl, ha a population of about 70,000 and is one of the unluckicst cities In tne worm. It was shaken to pieces by an earth quake In 1S42. Ia 18S."j one-fifth of the city was destroyed by fire. Another de structlve fire occurred In 1894. In 1897 a third of the city was reduced to ash es, 800 houses were burned and 4,000 persons were made homeless. In ISM there was another serious fire aud thin was fallowed by still another In 1902. Quite recently there was a conflagra tion which swept awnv 400 house. GOOD CHANC3X. Coffee ta Postnm. Tht large army of person who have fouaal relief from many chronic ail ments by changing from coffee to Post am as a dally beverage Is growing ach day. It Is only a simple question of try ing It for oneself in order to know tht Joy of returning health as realized by in Ills, young lady. She writes: "I had been a coffee drinker nearly all my life and It affected my stom al h caused Insomnia and I was sel dom without a headache. I had heard about Postum and how beneficial It was, so concluded to quit coffee and try It. "I was delighted with the change. I can now sleep well and seldom ever have headache. My stomach bus got ten strong and 1 can eat without suf fering afterwards. I think my whole system greatly benefited by Tostum. "My brother also suffered from stom ach trouble while he drank coffee, but now, since using postum, he f:els so much better he would not go back to coffee for anything." Name given by Postum Co., Ita'tle Creek. .Mich, liead "The Itoad to Wellvllle," In pkgs. 'There's a Itea son." Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true and full ot human Interest. j 1