I How'i That, Fellows T Te or twelte years ago. when a jflrt fcot married, ahe left such a debt for Wedding clot lien nnd expenses that It ordinarily took tin? family alx year to recover from It. Fathers should take off their hats tn the modern girl. She earns the money to buy her own wedding ontfit and In many cases has a tittle left to help buy thin for bar Dew house. The modern girl ia more f an lmprnomcnt over the young Woman of twenty years ago than the oodern young man la over the young (nan of that time. OFTEN THB CASH. Women Slrnacla llopelelf Along, ftafferlag Itickarhr, Dlssr BpelU, I.aaBaor, Kle. Women have so much to go through In life that Ifa a pity there la eo ranch Buffering from backache and other common curaoie sia- n.ij fer ao, profit by this J woman'a example: .7 1 Mrs. Martin Dong- lnsa. 52 Cedar St., Kingston. N. I., snys: "I had a lame, aching back, dizzy spells, head aches, and a feeling of lnnguor. Tart of the time I could not attend to my work and Irregularity of the kidney secra tlona was annoying. Doan's Kidney Tills brought me prompt relief." Sold by all dealer. SOc a box Foater-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. There are about 84,000 Chinese in tba Trail raft 1 gold mines, which fact la giv bag the British Nome concern. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the gem of smell snd completely derange the whole sys tem whea enter-In It through the mucous stirfares. Such articles ehould never be oseil except en prescriptions from reputable fihyslrlans, as the damage they will do Is ten fold to the good you ran possibly derive from them. Hall's t'atarrh Cure, manufac tured by V. J. Cheney Co., Toledo, O., ron taloa no mercury, and Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It Is taken Internally snd made in Toledo, Ohio, by K. J. Cheney ft Co. Testimonials tree. Hold by Pnigglsts. Prlee. 75c. per bottle. Take lUII's Family rills for constipation. The nana. "Josiah, this paper snys a lot of peopl are petitioning to have their names chang ed. Does it cost anything to have that done?" "Tea; it cost me, aa nearly as I can remember now, $12, including fee for li cense, to have your name changed from Bilderback to Chugwater." 1 Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Byrnp for child reo teething, softens the gums, reduces la flnnmmllon. allays pain, cures wind colic Me a bottle. Lava may be blown late beautiful green-colored bottles, lighter sad stronger than ordinary glass. "WE IBM, GI NS AND TRAPS CHEAP at buy Furs I (idea. Write for catalog 103 N. W. Hide 3t Fur Co.. Minneapolis. Mina la the Asre of Aviation. Gladys (eloping with Harold in aero plane) Ftarling, who Is that man who seems to be following us? Harold (pals but calm) Home fly cop in the employ of your father. Omly One "BROBfO QUIITIIf H' That Is LAXATIVE BROMO 4UININB. Look for tbe signature of K. W. GKOVB. Used the World ever to Curs Cold la On Dsy. 25c Looking Back tlpoa tha Present. We who are used to, Bight can hardly realize the crawling life of men before iuc mcuiieia ernenry. uney were I bound to roada an railroads. They could not ride direct te any given spot, They were confined by roads and rail- roada, and they were a hurried race that chafed at these restraints. Im agine, then, this race suddenly relieved H ooch vexatteua harriers, entering .Into a low realm, as free as the sea, and reaching all aaaa alike, so that very aaaa'a farm or factory was a barber frees which ha could sail as directly as the wlad would let him to say spot In the world; and, hear In mind, from tha first with a rapidity that equaled that of the ordinary rail road trains of the day and surpassed any speed permitted by law to pri vate Yenades on their crooked roads. It waa Indeed this advantage of speed which encourage, as much as anything else the cewnsercial development of the . flyer. Success Magazine. 1 Aa Baaerlenced Walker. Champion Hayes, of Marathon fame, praised, at a dinner in New York, a walker. "He a walker?" some one said. "Yea," snsd Mr. Hayes, "nnd the nex race Tie ents-ra, mark met, ho will wlu. "Why, I OaVhVt kaew he lmd hnd any experience na a walker," said the other, In a puzsned voice. Mr. HafM laughed. "No esperlenoe aa a walker, eh?" said he. "And tho follow' owned an $80 second-hand motor car for the last two yuan!" JOY WORK i Aad tbe Oilier Kind. Did you ever stnud ou a prominent romer at an early morning hour and watch the throngs of jienple on their way to work? Noting the number who Were forcing themselves along because It meant thn1r daily liroiul. and the l!i era cheerfnlry and eagerly tirsulng their way because of love of their work It Is a fact that one's food hint much to do with It. As ii n example: If an engine haa poor oil, or a holler fired with poor coal, a bad result Is rertaln. Isn't It? Treating your stomach right Is the leystone that sustains the arch of health's temple and you will find Graie-Nuts" as a dally food Is the en oat nourishing and beneficial you cun !e We have thousands of testimonials, real genuine little heart throbs, from people who simply tried Grape-Nut out f curiosity aa a last resort with the result that prompted the testimonial. If you have never tried tirajK'-Xuts it's worth while to give it a fair. I in partial trial. Remamlier there arc mill ions eating Grape-Nuta every day fuey (now, and we know If you will use 3 rape-Nut every morning your worlt w more likely to be Joy-work. Imsiiiih foil can keep well, and with the brain well nourished work Is a Joy. I tend the "Road to Weilvllle" la every pack Pi 1m W&ri ue "There's s Ilea sob." : Aunt Diana : The Sunshine of the Family CHAPTER XI. Maplewood owned a garden of very tolerable dimensions, but it was already crowded when the Merles made tlieir ap pearance at the fete on Thursday after noon. The lawn was covered by gnyly dreaded people; tennis had not yet begun, bnt the band wns playing. As soon as Alison had greeted her hostess she looked round anxiously for Anna. Sho hnd no desire to linger beside Mrs. Hardwick; the handsome, tnlkntivn widow hnd al ready excited her aversion. As sho turned away In search of her friend, Miss Hard wick came tip to them in company with a tall, dark man. "Mabel, dear," she said, almost ignor ing Alison, "I must Introduce Tony to yon my cousin, Captain Harper. Tony, this Is my especial friend, and I shall ex pect you to pay her a great deal of at tention, on peril of my displeasure." "I am too happy to perform such a pleasing duty, I am sure," lisped An thony, but his bold blark eyes pnssed over Missis's simpering pretty little face to Alison's. - "Is this another special friend of yours, Eva?" he observed, twisting his mus tache and looking full at her as he spoke. Miss Hardwick made the Introduction lomewhnt reluctantly; Alison bowed a lit tle haughtily ; he was not prepossessed with Captain Harper's appearance, and she determined to bate as little as possi ble to do with him; he seemed about to speak to her, but she turned suddenly to Miss Hardwick. "I do not see your sister," she said, In low Toice. "Oh, I daresay not," she answered, carelessly. "I never knew Anna ever ready for anything ; she is not half dress ed, I suppose. Now, Tony, you must take Mabel for your partner In the firat let, and Edgar Dawson and Miss Free land will play against you." "We had better take our places then," drawled Captain Harper; and, left to her self, Alison turned to Roger and asked him to walk with her to the house. "I am going In search of Anna," she said as aha left him, and she asked one of the servants who was juat entering the tea room to take her to Anna's bedroom. The maid looked surprised, but ahe put down her tray at once and preceded Ali son upstairs. 'That Is Miss Anna's room," she said, pointing to the door; "she Is dressing, I believe. A hamper of flowers came, and she haa only just finished arranging them." "I dare say I shall be able to help her," returned Alison, knocking at the door. "My dear child," exclaimed Alison, in a surprised voice, aa she entered, "why, you have not begun to dress," for Anna was standing at the window In her gray linen gown, evidently watching: the eay scene. but the tears were rolling down her cheeks. ' "Oil, I can not dress now," she sobbed as Alison kissed her, "it Is so late, and I am so tired ; Kva said the flowers must be done, nnd I have only 'just finished them. I saw Mr. Roger and you and Mabel come In, and I did so long to come out, but now I am just tired out, and I can t stop crying." "Oh, you will cheer ni directly, and I am going to atop and help you," re turned .Alison, nrigmiy. liatne your PVM U'ilJt Bftm AA I1.rta.pnlni.na n ,1 w n f . T will be bark In a moment." ah m! stag downstairs Alison mads her way Into me tea room, and after a few words with the good-natured maid ahe had already accosted, she waa soon provided with a roP ' coffee and some detlcieu looking ca"e - "Now you are to leave off crying and take these good tilings I have brought you," coaxed Alison, "and then I will help you to dress. You are tired and wor ried, but tbe coffee will refresh you." But Anna'a anawer waa a fresh burst of tears, aa ahe threw her arma round her neck. "Oh, how kind you are to me. I do love you ao ; no one ever took such trouble for me before." "Then you must thank me by enjoying the coffee," laughed Alison, but a sym pathizing drop hung en her own lashes. Nevertheless, shs talked on cheerfully un til Anna bad dried her eyes and drunk her coffee, and then ahe coated her to let her brush her hair and arrange it. Anna eat quite patient and docile under Alison's hands ; she did not even look at herself till tha pretty cream colored dress was fastened, and the flowers arranged, and then Alison led her to tha glass, Why, I look quite different; what have you done to me?" observed Anna, in a bewildered tone. I am not like my self at all." "You hnve never taken enough pains with your appearance," she replied They were met In the hall by Roger snd Captain Harper; the gentlemen were evidently in search of them. "I thought you hnd lost yourself, Al- llc," observed Roger ; and as ho turned to fcer companion a low whistle of astonish nient broke from his Hps, and was at once promptly suppressed. ' i am noi snow you, jinas Anna, wa all he ventured to any, but both Alison and Anna colored with pleasure undo the approving look he bestowed on them "Hiss Merle, 1 hope, now I have taken all tills trouble to lux you, that you will not refuse to be my partner In thi let," asked Ctiplain Harper, so eagerly tlint be bail almost forgotten his usual drawl. Alison asHenled rather coldly, but h reluctniice vanished when she found Wi and Anna niennt to oppose tlu-tu. Sli almost forgot her dislike to her part in during the long, well contested gam wliuli soon drew a crowd of spectators round them ; her skill nnd animation di lighted t npMlil Harper. Missie wa wntchin' t heiii rather curiously. "1 did no; know Alison was such a S' player," sli fcaid at Inst, when Kva join her. "Captain Harper did not evert bin self ; ! I i '. l iio imii'll wli.ii lin pl.iy-d will me. wiin a uis;ili'n",il toss of her li ail. "lie knows we are watching him, ilirl ing, and that puis him in bis mettle," re turned her fri'-iul, soothingly. "Really, Eva," Mabel said presently, "I never saw Anna look so well." Mias Hardwick turned her long neck auperciliouiily, and regarded her sister with Mirprise. "That must be Alison's doins," she said with evident pleasure, "Anna never did her own buir, I am sure of tbnt." !' it hi-r handsome face clouded still ni'i.T when Micale proceeded to take her to task. "You ought to look after he a little more, Eva," said Missie. "Yoi have so aiucb last yourself you ought to help her choose tua drsssoa. 1 should u ashamed If my sister looked as dowdy aa Anna gen erslly does." The rest of tha afternoon parsed like a happy dream to Anna. Khe played an other game with Roger, who seemed bent on having her for a partner: and after ward, when Alison had succeedod In shak' Ing off Captain Harper by infusing Into her manner a lino degrea of girlish han teur and coolness not easily to be mls tsken, the thrss sat together, passing kindly remarks on the rest of the com pany. lint the crowning happiness of the af ternoon to Anna was when Missie ad dressed her In the condescending manner of one who confers a benefit. "Yon have not been to si e ns lntelv," she said, quite gTaciously. "1 have told Kva that she must bring you sometimes to talk to Alison." And after thia Anna's cup of Joy seemed Overflowing. CHATTER XII. Thank you, MalicI dear, for what .von have snid to Anna," said Alison, grateful ly, as they left the grounds of Maplewood. Oh, or course, I gave Eva a piece of my mind. Sho la always so reasonable snd sweet-tempered that I never have any difficulty. Anna may come to Tha Holms ss often na she likes." Then, with a perceptible efTort to seem at her ease, she continued hurriedly: "Eva Is going to bring her cousin to afternoon tea to-mor row. I hope it will be line, and then we can set the table under the lime trees; our drawing room is such an ugly room." Po you mean Captain Harper is com ing?" returned Alison. "Oh, Mabel! how could you nsk him? I am sure pspa will not he pleased. I do not like him at all; his manners sre so artificial and dis agreeable." It Is a pity you did not stop at River- aton," she returned, in an injured voice, 'for none of our Chesterton folk, with the exception of that stupid Anna, seem good enough for you. I think Captain Harper charming, and I am sure papa will be pleased with him ta.Iess you set him against the ioor fellow." And here Miysje looked decidedly cross. Von may be sure that I shall say noth- ng to papa," replied Alison, with so much dignity that Missie was silenced. Hut she was terribly annoyed all the same, and took Roger Into her confidence, exacting from him a promise that he would be pres ent at all risks. Perhaps I am wrong," she remarked. candidly; "I am always so ready with my likes and dislikes. Rut I can not bear Captain Harper, and it is odious to mo to pour out bis tea for him." Alison's anxiety waa soon set at rest. The party from Maplewood, including Anna, had not long been gathered under the lime trees before Mr. Merle made his appearance, greatly to her delight and Missis's discomfiture. Alison never found out if Roger had betrayed her trust and given his father warning of the expected guest. Rut there was no mistaking the coolness of his manner to, Captain flap per. That unlucky individual was clearly not at his ease, and certainly no Induce ment was held out to Mm to repeat his islt As soon ss the unwel'jome visitor had departed Mr. Merle expressed himself as much displeased to find Captain Harper there ; indeed, bis severity quite over whelmed Missie, and slw retired in floods of tears. 'Tapa Is never angry with me," she sobbed; "this must be your feult, Alison. You have come home to stir up strife and turn papa against me." "Don't be absurd, Mabel," returned All- son, a little crossly ; "you have brought it II on yourself, l'apa seems angry with me, too, and yet you know I am not at all In fault. lfyou do wrong you must bear to be scolded. Papa says he is quite shocked at our forwardness. You see, he blames me, too. He says no ono but himself or Roger ought to invite gen tlemen to the house, and Miss Leigh says the same. He told me after yon left the room that he would take care that Cap tain Harper should not repeat bis visit. aa he was not the sort of man whose ac quaintance he could approve for bis daughters. Missie dissolved Into fresh tears on hearing this. "I am sure It is not pope's real opinion," she persisted in saying. Roger bad put him up to It to spite her and F.va. What would Eva say if she were forbidden to bring her cousin to The Holms? She wished Alison would ge back to Aunt Diana, and not stop here to make ber so wretched. She did not see the use of having a sister who hated and thwarted her. "Oh, yon silly child!" exclaimed Ali son, kissing', the wet, Ill-tempered little face that still looked so' pretty. "What a storm in a teacup! I don't hate vou a bit I am very foud of you, though yon will quarrel with me about every trifle; but it takes two to quarrel properly, and I do not mean to take up the cudgels to pleass you!" And here she gave her a playful shake, that so astonished Mis sis that she speedily grew more amiable. for her temper bad never been so set aalde before. Roger bad been looking very worried and careworn for aome daya, and Alison was afraid, from her father's grave face and silence with his son, that things had gone wrong again at the mill, and that. as usual, the blame had been laid on Roger. Sho was waiting for an opportu nl'y to speak to him, for hia engagements hnd tnken him out several nighta, when one evening she met him as she waa re turning from Iho town. He was walking along rnther moodily with his eyes fixed on the ground, nnd did not see Alison until she called him by natee; and then he looked up and his face brightened in a moment. "Where have you been, Allle?" he ask ed, smiling at her: and Roger's smile was very pleasant. "The house felt dull with out you, ro I came out for a solitary prowl." "Very we I, ou shall have your prowl; only !t will not be solitary any longer, for 1 am not lired in the least, and meau to come, too." "Very well, then," he snid, lending t'ie way towaiil a quiet, sliady road, "1 urn just in llie right mood for r. talk, and you lire ihe right sort of company." "I mil so' glad I satisfy you, Roger," she said, looking at h'tui iill'eci innately, "I wish all brothers were like you, and caivl as much for tlieir sisters." "So they would, if all sisters were your sort," t;is bis Maitering answer: t.nl Rog-T meant what he sail. "Allie, of course 1 know you will go back to Aunt Di.-.na one day, lint you mast promise me not to l.-ave ns just yet." "(Ml, Rog'-r. of course not. 1 go while you wauled ineV" How could "My dear, in that case ou would never leave us at all. No, no, I nm not n'lite so selfish us that. One day you shall go, Allie, but not just ei, not till t'.iin ere rno'e settled, and we are all han iier I'o you k"Miw, ih-iir, I wonder sometime bow 1 held on those two ,ears without jo'i; your ansenee tiu le nv miss nv t.ier more." And Roger's I rumbled a little. Alin press bis nrn without H;icnkmt tb.'i'o was mi need ler oilier words lie-tn-.-n Hie::;, tbev were so n'lre of each olhrr'a sympathy. "Rofcer. 1 wish ton would toil uio what has been trotibllnr von for the lsst few I lnys," she said. "Something has gone very wrong; you have been terribly grave all the week, and yesterday you were too worried to eat properly. 1 hope you mean to take me into your confidence, dear; perhaps I could find some wsy of helping you." "I wish you could. Allle." he. returned, ssdly ; "I wish I could see a way out of our terrible difficulties. Promise me you will be as secret as a statue, and 1 will tell ynu a little of what has happened." "Oh, you may trust me," she replied, lifting hr honest brown eyes to his face. "I believe I may. and It will be a re lief to apeak. Allie, Fergusson Is going too fnr; I am convinced In my cwn mind that lie has tampered with the account ; we shall come to a crash directly." "What do yon mean?" turning a little pale. Roger spoke so vehemently. "It would tske too long to tell yon all, bnt something very unpleasant has hap pened this week. You know my father went to Lancaster the other day. A, a check In payment for a consignment of timber was unexpectedly paid in during his absence. Of course I indorsed the check, wrote out a receipt, Inclosed It in an envelope and put it In the usual rack for postsge. I then made an entry In the ledger, and was just going to lock up the ledger and the check in the safe, as it was nearly time for closing, when the sud den cessation of the machinery told me some accident had happened, and of course I ran out of the oflice, and ao did Fergusson, our manager," "Oh, I know I when poor Mitchell was hurt," returned Alison, with a shudder. "I remember seeing both you and Mr. Fer gusson standrng bare headed among the men in the yard; you were sending Timo thy for a doctor." "Yes; I was detained for nearly half an hour. Fergusson must have gone back to the officeat least I missed' htm after the first few minutes. When they had taken Mitchell off to the hospital I went back to lock up things for the night. Fergusson was just coming out of the office and handed me the keys. Everything was locked up, he said, and the messenger had fetched the letters. I had put the check into rny father's private drawer and had locked the drawer, but the ledger had been left open on the table, with my entry writ ten on the top of a blank page. I bad noticed the page was a little loose, as though the corresponding one had been cut out some time previously, but I was in a hurry, and I thought It did not mat ter. When Fergusson told me everything waa locked up for the night and handed me the office keys, of course there waa notihing for me but to take them. Allie, what do yon suppose were my feelings when we opened the private drawer the next morning and there was no check there? Neither was my entry in the led ger; the loose page was gone, and, to add to my perplexity, the firm who hod paid In the check wrote to complain that there had been no acknowledgment or receipt ; and yet I had written both myself and placed the stamped envelope among the other letters for postage." (To be continued.) AS TO A CAREER IN SCIENCE. Excellent Opportunities for Vonnat Men bnt No Great Money Reward. The members of the Illinois State Academy of Sciences recently discussed the opportunities for young men to earn a living In various branches of science. On the whole, they think tlio opportunities are excellent, though they offer nothing great In the way of financial compensation. - John O. Coulter, the well-known pro fessor of botany, said that the demand for trained botanists exceeds the miu ply. The most extensive employer of young botanists In this country Is the United States government The bu reaus of the Department of Agriculture are not yet able to obtain all the men they need adequately trained in tha various branches of botany, says the New York Sun. The market for teachers of botany Is brisk and good teachers who are doctors of philosophy in botany com mand beginning salaries which aver age about CO per cent more than those offered eight years ago. There is a fine field for botanists in the Philippines, where a trained man Is wanted In every province to take charge of the educational side of bot any, especially from the standpoint of agricultural science. Prof. W. A. Noyes of the University of Illinois said that twenty-five years ago few chemists were employed In the manufacture of Iron and steel. To-day chemists are required not only In the large establishments where steel Is pro duced, but also In iron foundries and factories of all kinds. About 8,000 chemists are now employed in the United States. Not long ago nearly all chemists here were engaged In teach ing, while tho majority of them to-day are working In Industrial lines. ' Dr. Rain, who Is at the head of th Illinois geological survey, said that many railroads and mining and devel opment companies now employ one or more geologists. Their employment In private enterprises Is crippling the sur vey work of tho government, because private companies offer higher salaries ami draw away many of tho 'best men. Tho larger number Of professional geol ogists are still connected with the offi cial surveys. Tho greatest of these is tho United States geological survey, which in tho last season kept nlnety tlireo geological parties In the field, each Including from one to throe geol ogists. Wording to Prof. H. V. Netil it Is in i n-Ii easier now for zoologists to get good places than It was n ileciulo ago. It is tllllicult to find competent men needed for zoological posts in schools, ininetui's, niul the bureaus of tho gen- criil nnd statu governments which ro- li!lri entomologists and other oologl inl workers. It Is believed that tho 1'i-isU ileniard for trained zoologists will inn! iiuto In the next ilooiulo. TIn i-oh-ct Is good that competent men of hcionce will have better oppor tunities in the future thnn ever before to earn a inuifortable living. Capable nnd Industrious workers make a good living, but are rarely able to accumu late wealth. Probably men of science will it I ways have to lie content with relatively iinr nnanciai returns for their wu'U. Colombia la 10 times as large as New York State, as long from north to south us from St, Paul to New Orleans. Its eoiiHlliue Is equal In distance from New Voi to Chicago. It has produced over utj,0"0,Uio worth of gold. hulehs oi i STRirjaar coxtntry. -.;. , . ..y-,,.,, .v". , ..L.v;-Avjlt! I hi :- - v;4 Mr,' v. . .?.'.L:,;"y ... j' ' - iz . 1. f taf a v : ,.i!&?Jk 4, , . . ; : ::, w rvar. jsj"i jtss s i iv ri?rkJiJ i ElyiKUKX. THE CALAMITY IN ITALY. The great earthquake zones of the earth lie generally iu long lines of gradual curve, following mountain chains of volcanic rock. In the often harassed Sklllaii-C'alabriiiti region the fanciful might trnce upon the map a sickle of death, comparatively iuutow, curving slowly from the east to the northeast. Its beginning In in the mountains or Central Sicily, its end in the narrow Instep of the boot of lower Italy. In this stricken region Sicily mid Calabria are joined. The mountain rock merely dips under water at the .Messina straits. Etna, two miles high, the greatest volcano of Italy, I in modern phrase the power-house of the un governable force that kills men so pitilessly. The old fable held that Enceladus was here imprisoned, breathing flume and shaking the earth with his struggles to be free. Vesuvius to a slight extei only, Stromboll on its island between usually in a somewhat greater degree, sympathize with the giant's throes. Messina Is almost at the center of the earthquake zone, but its greater foe Is the sea. Here ore Svl!a arid Charybdis of the ancient navigators. The car ferry that connects Siei'y with the mainland Is often interrupted In winter. Three days of south wind, the dreaded "siroiio," and it must stop. The narrow funnel-like strait, that piles a winter storm Into such dangerous 'waves, pinched up the tidal wave of the earthquake Into tbe wall of water that overwhelmed Messina nnd Reggio. The water killed its scores where the earthquake had slain one; and fire and pillage followed, as if humane men were merely making war. Along tho stricken eastern shore of Strlly and on the WRstem shore of Calabria the railrond follows the sea at low level. At every station villages have huddled on the flat land at the foot of the hills, the fishermen's huts edging the very beach. In all these luckless places the tidal wave must have repeated upon a smaller scale the horrors of Messina and Catania. As when Vesuvius last broke loose, people will wonder why men choose to dwell In such scenes of danger. But between the great disasters that make so portentous a printed list are long periods when the slopes are golden with lemons ripening and the rich soil smiles with double harvests. A volcano is not such a bad neighbor. It always gives warning, and in its worst fits en riches the soil. The earthquake in Its appalling fury and unescapnble sudden ness Is a different matter. SMUGGLING IN PHILIPPINES. Swift flout llrlnua Contraband GuimIs from Oriental Ports to Island Smuggling In the Philippine Islands Is assuming proportions that make It a menace to insi l ir revenues, says the Manila Times. It will f-arprlse the or derly and law-abiding to kuow that only a few days ago a cargo of khaki, smuggled Into the country by way of the east coast of Luzon, was floated down Lagtina do Ray and the Pasig for distribution in Manila, yet such Is the fact. The cloth was dropped on the east coast somewhere nenr Raker, lugged across tho mountains to a secluded in let on the lake and boldly brought into Manila. Sleuths of the government got track of It before it was landed, but there was no way to stop it. There Is smuggling, too. In the north country, but Its greatest home Is in the Sulu archipelago, with Romeo ns its base. There In that back alleyway of the sea It has gone on for ages without let or hlndninee. Hundreds of swift going vlntus are engaged In tho illicit trade ,and heretofore they have carried on tho tratlie iu the light of day. It has never been anybody's business to watch them. The trade was good for Romeo and Spanish sovereignty sat lightly In the sea of Dyaks. A month ago when a legislative committee went from Manila to Investigate the question it found a hundred boats loading con traband ou the Rorueo coast and It stumbled upon a party of ninety Chi nese who were coming to the Philip pines by the underground. Suppression of the use of opium In tho Philippines has made the drug tho great prize of smuggling. It has gone to a fabulous price in Manila, Hollo, Rebu aud other cities, nnd thera are riches for tho fellow who can run it acros8 ihe Sulu Sea. And there is mon ey in other articles, as witness tbe in nocent khaki cloth that circled Luzon aud came In by way of the Lngnna ex cursion route. The government Is plan- uliijt to meet the Sulu situation by building a fast cutter, but do more work than one. and there most later be another for the north coast, and Inter another for the east coast- Ma nlla Times. A Queer Test. The grocer said to the applicant: "Your references 'nre good. Show me your style of weighing out five pounds of sugar. There's the scales." The applicant wreathed his face In tho amiable smile all salesmen wear and weighed out the sugar with dis patch and accuracy. He put on too little sugar at first; he added gently a full half pound before the scale bal anced. "You'll do," said the grocer. "Yon understand the scale trick. It is plain that you learned your trade in the thorough old school way." "Yes, sir," the other answered, "I learned in the country, aud almost my first lesson was that In weighing. You must add, add, add. till the beam tips, Ucaus all that milling pleases the cus tomer seems to him almost like a gift. Rut if. ou the contrary, you subtract from die quantity on tho scale the cus tomer is nft'ectiil in the opposite way you seem to be robbing him. He goes away convinced that you are n stingy cheat." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Hall of the Irish Kt-rrelarr. A genuine bull Is credited to Mr. Augtwtlne Rirrell, secretary for Ireland, by a Ri'iyfol correspondent of the Lou don Daily News. "It Is easier," Mr. Rirrell affirmed in the course of a public speech at Rristol, "to face your foes In front of you thnn your friends behind your back." A inbltfuuos. "The baby has something the m al ter with Ills stomach." "How do you know?" "Recuuxe we had it taken out and examined." Life. WhatNbas become of the eld fash ioned woman who used to say that to open an umbrella In the house was a sure sign of death? THEY XKlW fiOw TO WOBff, Bnt Dea't Nrtl to Work Hard flow la Weter Canada. The experience of the Rlsser broth ers in Western Canada Is similar to that reported to every agent of the Ca nadian Government, whose advertise ment appears elsewhere. Wheatwya, Sask., Nov. 6, 1908. To the Commissioner of Immigration, Winnipeg, Manitoba: Dear Sir I, la company with my brother and other relations, arrived In this country in the spring of 1893. At the tlsae we got off the train at Wolae ley, Sask.. we hnd only a few dollars, aot enough to start farming on our wn acoouat, so we were compelled to work out fer a considerable time in or der to stake sufficient money to enable ns to establish ourselves. When we thought we had money enough to start with, I and my brother took up one .uarter-sectlon (100 acres) land each In the Leon Creek district. In 1900 we moved on our homesteads with one team of horses and one walking plow. While I was engaged with the work In the field, my brother built a shack and barn of logs, which we bad hauled dur ing the time we were not able to work In the field. We were certainly work ing very hard, but I am glad to say that we made our fortune In this coun try. To-day we do not need to work so hard as we used to do, as we have three hired men steady, for whom we pay $30.00 to $10.00 a mouth, besides board and lodging during the summer time. I am also glad to tell you that to-day we are owners of a section and three-quarters of the best land, with first-class buildings thereon, besides having all the necessary machinery. We slways do our own threshing, for we have a 22-horse-power threshing outfit. Our success in farming in this coun try also enabled us to get rid of a number of horses of less value, and In stead we bought ten pure-bred mares, representing a value in the neighbor hood of $5,000. Regarding raising grain, which Is the main factor In our district, I asa proud to say that we have always had good success. We have raised wheat as high aa thirty-five bushels to the ncre; and this year, although we suffered from lack of sufficient rain, our wheat went tweu-ty-seven bushels to the ncre, and wo had 900 acres in crop. We have broken this year about 100 acres new land, and by next year we will have about 1,110 acres In crop. For one carload of wheat which we have shipped a few weeks ago we got a price of 07 cents per bushel, and it was graded as No. 2 Northern, although we have a quan tity of wheat which will surely go as No. 1 Northern. During the six years we have been farming for ourselves, we have never had one frost around here, so that we always had a good crop. I, for myself, feel compelled to say that our Oreat West Is the land where a person who is willing to work and turn his bands to anything can make a fortune, nnd a comfortable living. Our country Is a thoroughly free country, and we have a good Government; nnd. as long as we have good crops and a good Government, we are sntlsfied, and I think that Is all we want. Yours very truly, LOR ENS RLASER. P. O. Wheatwyn. Sask. Huuulnc No Kink. "What," asks the maiden aunt, "go ing to marry that Mr. Newwun? Why, you hardly know the man, Imogene. In the few days you have been ao nnalntetl with hlin run en n not noKSihlv have learned anything of his family or antecedents or habits or personal clr cuaistaaees." 'That Is true, Aunt Keturah. Rut yeu have always told me that no wom an wb knows anything about a man will marry him." Success Magazine. Plenty at Kaerrlno Nrenrr. Plenty ef regular exercise must be taken fat order to keep the body in a healthy condition. Any excessive or unusual exertion, however, is sure to Muse stiffness aad soreness of tbe Muscles snd joints. Te counteract this effect there Is nothing better than Sloan's Liniment. Lay it lightly where the muscles have been stralaed ; It requires no rub ling for It penetrates right to the bone, relieves any conrettion and in flammation aad makes the muscles elas tic aad pllaat. Sloan's Liniment is a great boon to athletes, for it net only relieves pain and stiffness, but it Is an excellent remedy for sprains, cuts, bruises and cramps. Mr. J. F. Brlce of Tuacumbln, Ala., writes: "I asa an engineer on the Southern Road from Chattanooga te Memphis, Tenn. The continued eleva tion of my arm upon the throttle gives it a sore fueling when on a long Jour ney, and there Is nothing that will take tbe soreness out like Sloan's Liniment and I keep a bottle in my grip always." The Wrong tha rare. "Officer," said the police magistrate, "what is the chat-go against this man?" "Disorderly conduct, you honor. He approached two chorus ladies to whom he had never been in trod need aud in vited them to have a Thanksgiving din ner at his expense." "That wasn't disorderly conduct It was reckless daring." -.Indue. Denatured Itoose Flilhler. "This (leiiiitured alcohol Is a good tiiititf," Mr. Tnukaway ventured. "Yes," answered Mrs. T.. "but it would bo u lot better thing if we could denature alcohol users." Kansas City Tiiues. K7 ! J ,' - &7 i t.r. - I tw at?