Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, October 09, 1908, Image 7

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The back Li. the mainspring Df
,'oraan'a orjranigm. It quickly calls
sttcntion to (rouble by aching:. It
tells, -with other pymptomg, such as
nervousness, headache, pains in the
loins, weight in the lower part of
the body, that a woman's feminine
organism needs immediate attention.
in sucn cnse3 tne one sure rcmeay
, . ... - i
JwE
pnd restores the feminine organism I
to a healthy, normal condition is
LYD!AE.PINKI1AfVI'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
Mrs. Will Young, of 6 Columbia
Ave.,' ivociuano, mo., says :
" I was troubled for a long time with
dreadful backaches and a pain in my
tide, and was miserable in every way.
I doctored until I was discouraged and
thought I would never get well. I rend
what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound had done for others and
decided to try it after taking three
bottles I can truly Bay that I never felt
bo well in my inc."
Mrs. Augustus Lyon, of East EarU
Fa., writes to Mrs. Pinkham : .
"l had very severe backaches, and
pressing-down pains. I could rot sleep,
and had no appetite. Lydia E. Pink
ham's. Vegetable Compound cured mi
nnd made mo feol like a new woman."
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
, For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy lor female ills,
and has positively cured thousands ol
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcera
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
isnodic pains, backache, that bear-ng-down
feeling, flatulency, indiges-
tion,dizzines?,or nervous prostration
CHEAP SUB3XITUTE FOB BICKEL.
qaal la Dnettl Strength Coats
Much Leaa to Prodaee.
A new metal called uionel, which is
expected to cause something of a rev
olution In the Industrial world, la being
" produced at tbo works of the Canadian
Copper Company at Sudbury, Ont, says
the New York World. It Is cheaper
than nickel, and it Is claimed that it
possesses ull tho quulitiee of tta for
mer. " ' '
Monel Is a compound of copper, nick
el, iron and one or two other minerals
which are found is tho district tnd Its
Importance lies la the fact that It "Is
much less eostly than nickel, is less li
able to rust nnd will serve all' the pur
poses for which nickel Is at present
utilized. The company has now got
beyond the experimental stage in the
production of this new metal. It costs
very much less to produce it than aick
L as the costly refining process is dis
pensed with.
It was the result of some experi
ments made by F. n. Clergue and his
chemist Mr. SJostedt, aiming at the
production of nickel steel for ntvol
armor plates, that turned the attention
f the Canadian Copper Company to the
po6B(bllity arising from nickel alloys.
What greatly facilitated the exrerl
Bienta was the fact that the melting
point of nk-kel nnd Iron are practical'
It the same, while that of. copper ta
very little higher.
The new metal is said to be of ecval
ductile strength with nickel and to pos
sess all Its other essential qualllles,
but it is not yet claimed that it would
eerre the purpose of nickel steel used
ts armor plate. - '
Manila Ona Dar Behind.
Manila Is one of the most linporttnt
ports In the Philippine Islands, Hut,
strange to say. Is one day behind all
other places of Its size in the world.
This curious fact is accounted for In
this way: Although the Philippine Is)
ands He near the Asiatic coast, tAey
were discovered by Spaniards who sail
ed from America. When they crosicd
the magic line where Sunday changes
. Into Monday these fiery dons of proud
Castlllau ancestors did not revise tbelr
calendar. When, told ef this yrs
later and Informed tbat their mode of
reckoning time was not up to modlrn
notions they merely said that was so
much the worse for modern notlcns.
Anyhow, the fact remains that these
Islanders ke'p plodding along ono ay
behind tho rest of tho world, wUfeh
reckons time hv new vi.
Macbln for Shuttling Card a.
A machine which automatically
shufflrti a pack of cards In an lnstint
with the cards concealed from sliht
and width hanges tho position of Bine
out of every ten cards Is the latest
mechanical device for cardplayers. It
not only protects the cards from Injary
but gives an absolute square deul
' shuffle. . The machine weighs four
pounds and attaches In a moment to any
table. It Is iilxvil- tn-clrn 1 in lies htich.
MB
'Mrs. Blldnd says thai elm titks In
her sleep." "Tim isn't tho worst of It,
either. Sho talks when she Is nwnke.
Life.
Actor Arc we alone? Voice from tbo
AuJlctioe You would be- If we could
get our money buck at the bo otllce.
Footlights.
"Pat" "Well, what is It now!" "Pa,
when I grow up, how will I keep from
marrying tho wroutr woman?" 'Toil
won't" Life.
Wife What would yon like for your
birthday, dear? Husband Nothing at
nil. I haven't tiny money. Meggen
dorfer Matter.
Doctor You bnve pome fort of poI-
wn on' F"lom- J'atsent-siionWn'i
wo,,1pr' w at wns t!mt lnst B(uflf
gave me? New York Sun
Blohbs A politician always reminds
me of a piano. Slobbs Mow so? Blobbs
If he's sijuarche's considered old-fash'
loned. Philadelphia Record.
Sho (sentimentally How like life are
tho waves of tho son! He Yon bet
uu wtivtra ux mu mMj nc lull uvu
the shore In great style, and
. . . . , .,'
George Gertie lias decided to marry
young Multlmlll. She thinks she can
make something out of him. Ethel
About how much? London Opinion.
Mrs. neuham As the story goes, Rip
Vnn Winkle slept twenty years. lien
ham I wonder ir his breakfast 'was
ready when he woke up. Town Topics.
"I hardly know my wife by sight
You see, I made her acquaintance at
tho masked ball, and now we're travel
ing In our auto all the. time!" Jugend.
Patlence--Those two girls dislike one
f";?'
uZlI
another, and yet they always kiss when
Patrice Yes, I suppose each
hopes the other will gat the microbes.
Youkers Statesman.
Tho way to get away with anythlc3
In this world, my boy, Is to stick to It
slick to It." "Yep, that's the way the
cat got nway with the fly paper Just
now." Houston Post,
Grlniscy What is the psychological
moment? Cholly It Is when you get a
P on urc do not
happen to have tho money to back It up.
New Orleans World.
Editor Did you Interview the leader
-of the suffragettes, as I Instructed? Re
porter I called on her, but she
wouldn't talk. Editor
She wouldn't t i
Whs she "dead? ruck.
"Yes," said Mr. Tambo, "I passed
around the hat to-day." "And why," in
quired Mr. Bones, "did you pnss around
the hat?" "I had to. It was a merry
widow." Washington Ilerajd.
Blox Bimberly la exceedingly mod-
oi in.' ho? KiiriT T haven't noticed
It. P.lox Well. Ik never talks about
hiivi.ir. K-nni-fVi -thnt Isn't modesty.
It's discretion. Chicago News.
Jeweler-Yes. that engagement ring'
I. nl. h It I. wnrrnntnl for ten
Jr.. LnrehsBer-Haven't tou cot any-
AnnormnM tnr nJmiif ten
IUIH m., - ' ,
... , . . . . '
"1 Sianea lO leu uiy wb uuv-ui. a
woman who made her own fall gown."
"Well? ' Sho etippea my story wun one
. n n-hn nmd n million ol-
lars."-Louisv!lle Courier-Journal.
uiruut s ' " . i
Miss Watson-Did Mr. Bark say to
you as I entered the drawing-room last
night. Clara. "Is that the beautiful
Mlss Watson?"- Clara-Yes. dear, with
the accident on the "thaf'-Evenlng
Post . . t
"I hear you ore going to take your
family to Europe." "Thinking some of
It." "How will you go?" "By balloon."
"But tbat Isn't practical." "It will be
by the time we get ready." Nashville
American. -
Merchant I'll give you a position as
- .
clerk to start with, nnd pny yon what
you are' worth. Is that satisfactory?
Applicant Oh. perfectly; but er at
you think the firm can afford It? Illus
trated lilts.
First Weather Bureau Man Where's
that flag we hang out when there's go
ing to ho fair wenther? Second Weath
er Bureau Man I hung It out Inst week
and a storm came up and carried It
away. Philadelphia Bulletin.
Mrs. Muglns My husband Is a per
fect crank . Mm. Buglns All husbands
are, my dear. Mrs. Muglns But fancy
a man who ctmiplnlns that my mustard
plasters are not as strong as those his
mother used to make Stray Stories.
"It's such a umall chunk of Ice you
jLve me for fifty pounds," complained
tho housewife. "Hut notice, mn am, the
firm uiid excellent quality of It," said
the Iceman. ."In buying Ice your motto
should be 'Not how much, but now
good. " Chicago Tribune.
The Customer When I bought a car
from you a few weeks a?o you said you
would be willing to supply a new part
if I broke anything. The Motor Agent
Certainly, nir. What can I have the
pleasure of providing you with? The
Customer I want a pair of new ankles,
a floating rilv. a left eye, three yards of
cuticle, h box of .assorted flnser-nalls.
four molars, two bh-upvlils, and a funny-bone.
The Sketch.
Sulphnf Uli-urh for I'rott Slalita.
Stained table linen follows the return
of the fresh-fruit season as surely "as
night follows day." For removing such
stulus there Is nothing more effective
than tlit sulphur bleach. Lay a spoon
ful of sulphur oil u plate, and sprinkle
with it few drops of alcohol. Over this
ulu.ee u tin funnel with the point. uir
ward. Touch n lighted match io the
alcohol ; wet the Htalned linen, and bold
the spot over the opening In tho jtolnt
of tho funnel. The sulphur fumes will
remove the most olmtlnate statu, seldom
tequlrliig more than mie application.
It I use and wash the llueu at once, to
prevent rotting the material. Woman's
Home Companion..
After a country town gits the idoa
that it Is a dry, the people top csU
ing the old people "Grandma" Riid
"Grandpa."
The mnu wiiu twi: un uuto. In
never runs Jt In a manner to satisfy
the man who doesn't own one.
An Improved and Finished .
ing and Guard 111. , -
A H0M2 SONG.
I turned an ancient.' port's book,
And found upon the itte :
"Stone walls do not a prison nmke,
Nor iron bars a cngc."
Yes, that Is true, aud something more;
You'll find, where'er yon roam,
Tbat marble floors and gilded walls
Can never make a home.
But every house where Love abides
And Friendship is a guest, '
Is sorely home, and home, sweet home,
, For there the heart can rest.
Country Life.
A Girl's Success II
They wero brother nnd stater, the
children of an Inventor, whose life story
had been the old ono of an Inventor's
woes, the lack of appreciation, the fail
ure of practical acknowledgment of his
powers, and tho struggle with poverty,
which was euded by his early death.
The wife brave little woman, who
had eatcu. uncomplainingly the unuut-
tered breud that her husband's efforts
had provided, now set forth, as many
another earnest mother has done, and
earned, nut only bread enough to satis
fy their li imger, but 'outter with which
10 mane n paiaiuuin.
uy tne time mai ma uon iui
Idaho wus old cough to study United
States HUtory Ta the public scnsoi.
Mrs. Allan ceaid look w iu '
"On arou.lU Uiuir ihwumui. u-.c,
rejoice In tie fact that she had much
to live for.
l, auo
misgivings, ior Dotn uareuw
. .,.. ihnritp,l thMr
r' i al7 at
,J , ,i
uut" " Bctaicu l"
Clarence, wuo was approach.. u.c
n year or - -co,
"J" ex-
JaS.,,:T..btt,.,S-
""T;" .m. .
" " .
panmcni, itmuu mo jjti..n wu.t,.u .
Clarence Hugbed in his boyish fashion
at his qualat, quiet little sister, and
more than once hurt her feelings by his
frankness.
"Girls at beginning to think they
can do anything that boys can. They
are a tyse of the 'new woman,'" be
would say. "Discovery ana invention
VT V U IA V
on,y fw masx-tiUno Intellects. Isn't
that so, Jltar turning to his rrlend. -
"Well, 1 iu't know," answered Jim,
who privately admired Idaho Allan Im
mensely. Whether ter presence biased Jim's
Judgment on this topic, or whether he
was. from principle, champion of worn
sn's rights. 1 do not dure to say, but he
proceeded to expatiate upou woman's
powers aud the recognition that the
world was beginning to give tuem.
"Do you mean to say," said Clareuce
icornfully, "that you really think a girl,
lay Ida, for Instance, Is capable of iu-j
venting anything equal to this?"
And he held up for Inspection his
work for the time being, a wonderful
construction or perforated tin, which
was to be fastened on the stovepipe to
have fuel.
Ida answered before Jim could find
words, thereby saving hint much em
barrassment. '1 doubt whether I am cupahle of
anything equal to that, but if you would
lessen the angle of the upper wing, you
would find that you bad Improved your
device."
Clarence saw that the girl's sugges
tion was a good one, aud be lapsed Into
hllence. while Jim lnughed.
For a long time afterwards, this mat
ter weighed on Idaho Allan's mind. She
had only slight faith In Clarence's In
genuity, nnd that she was Jut as capa
ble of Inventing something practical
as he was, became her Arm conviction,
which she longed to prove.
Her mind dwelt nion the subject, and
"he found that she could not attend to
!icr work, ns she had heretofore done
Kvrrv day she lost grades In tier
studies, and tho teachers expressed
their wonder.
Her apiN'tite failed and the lih'lits
brought only restless suatches of fever
ish ulcep. Her mother lceanie anxious
nnd spoke several times of consulting a
LvMirlan.
Till:) etate of things could not last
very lung, however, and one Friday
morning Idaho Allan's seat lu the
Mhool rooti was vacant, a luont uiuiuuul
i uureiice. uud Idaho Allan herself
was locked up in her own room with
the key a the Inside. When It was
rtitv.'i rrrrd that (he girl had no Inten
tion of coining down to breakfast her
mother's voice was heard, with quiet
authority, deuincdlng the reniioi.
THE toOVEMKHT FOR GOOD R0AS3.
Koad in New York State, Showing the
"Oh. mother, do let me fight It out
alone!"
"What Is It, Ida?
the trouble Is."
Reluctantly, yet
I must know what
submissively, Ida
opened the door.
"I hnve been thinking, mamma," she
began hesitatingly, "and I really must
get it out of my head. I can't go to
school don't mnko me go, mamma, un
til I hnve tried to work out my Ideas.
It wou't ameunt to anything, I know,
but I can't stand It any longer."
Mi's. Allan was a wise woman. This
girl of 15 was not to be treated as a
child any longer, so she said:
"You may have your own waydear,
nnd fight your battle in your own fash
Ion. Lock your door. If yon choose. I
will not come in again until you want
me, but on one thing, no, two I insist
You must cat tho meals I bring you,
and go to bed at your usual hour."
Ida promised readily and the mother
went away.
Soon after she returned, bringing to
tho door a tray containing Idnho's
breakfast. After the girl had en ten It
she sat for a long lime in Intense
thought She forgot everything; she
was at last nn Inventor!
llor books and ber fancy work, the
dainty belongings that girls delight In,
were recklessly pushed aside. She
needed ber table for sterner occupation.
Shortly before tea-tlmc on Saturday
evening, the key turned In the lock, and
a slender, pale-faced girl descended tho
sta!rswearlly but unfalteringly.
"Isthe battle fought, little daugh
terr
"Fought and won, mother; you shall
see my Invention to-morrow."
' It was not of Intricate mechanism,
but underneath Its simplicity lay it
tbanght Mrs. Allan saw tbat It was
"MAT I ASK WHAT YOUR TERMS ARE I
of practical value, but she did not say
so just tlnn. s
A few days later, Mr. Glllman, htm
self a mechanic, aud a tried and trusted
friend of the family's, came In, and tbs
Invention was shown to him.
"That's a first-class Idea. I'll send
flarper around to see It, the next time
he is in town."
By the time Mr. Flarper made his ap
pearance, Ida was ready to talk freely
absut her Improved lamp-burner.
"I will give you one hundred dollars
for the right to get It patented, and the
uso of the patent," said Mr. Harper.
Idaho refused the offer.
"Two hundred then," said Mr. Har
per.
Mrs. Allan was a silent figure lu the
conference, being, as I have said before,
a wise woman, but she could not keep
from sending Ida a look, which entreat
ed her to accept tho offer.
"I must refuso that also," was
Idaho's response.
"May I ask what your terms ore?"
asked Mr. Harper, looking, as ho felt,
a trlflo nettled.
"I will take ono thousand dollars for
all my rights to tho use of It," was
Ida's response.
"Then you will have to look else
where for a cuslomer," and Mr. Harper
took his departure,
Mrs. Allan plainly showed her disap
pointment, aud for several days uothlng
was sntd on tho subject. Before Mr.
IIarier left town, he sent word by Mr.
(Jlllmnn that bo would give live hun
dred dollars, but this offer was also re
fused.
Three months passed away before be
cume to town again, nnd the invention
slept quietly In Idaho's room. Every
t;li!Ut sho lifted the cover and took a
hh'p ut ber treasure.
Ono day, In response to the ringing
of the bell, during her mother's absence,
Ida opened tho door to lind Mr. Ilur
jut smiling genially Into her face.
"I have concluded to accept your
terms. Where Is the burner?"
A few moments later the deed was
done, and Mr. Harper wus gone, but
Ida was sitting with bit of pnoer In
her bands, which represented one
thousand dollar. -
Mr. Allan and Clarence could hardly
bcNere It possible. .
Oue thousand dollars I They did not
know until Ionic afterwards that the Ut
tk luraillua netted. Mr. Harper muny
thousands of dollars.
But with that little slip of paper Ida
Concrete Retaining Wall, Ditch
educated herself, leaving her mother
free to help Clarence In his study of
civil engineering.
Oiie day n schoolmate Inqulri'd why,
having been successful ouce, she did not
try again.
"I shnll never do any more Invent
ing," laughed Ida. "I proved the capa
bility of the feminine mind, and that
Is all I set out lo do." Chicago Dally
News. .
VIEWING WEDDING PRESENTS.
neniarka by (ha Qaraln Wbloli Ar
Saauaptlblo of Mlarrprearntatlon.
"Women viewing another woman's
wedding presents say things which nro
liable to be misinterpreted," said tho
bachelor who declares he hates wed
dings but always goes when Invited, to
a New York Sun man.
"Now, why Is It that tho most com
mon remark of the women who are
Inspecting the lny-out of silver and cut
glass and other gifts more or less use
ful Is: 'What a lot of presents shn
got!' They don't mean anything un
kind, but the Inference an uninitiated
eavesdropper would drnw is that they
wonder why she got so many.
"Of course, they vary the remark.
What a lucky girl 1' says ono, as If she
would like to ndd, 'Some persons have
too much lcU.' And another says, 'I
wonder where they nil came from,' Im
plying almost that the brldo couldn't
have enough friends to make so many
gifts and must have sent some of them
to herself Just to ninke a showing.
"Now, these women don't mean nny
bnrni. It's Just their way of express
ing admiration usually. But there are
others who surely evince an unchar
itable, petty spirit.
"They pick up and examine every
nrtlclo nnd appraise it In loud whlB-
pers. They express voluble wonder as
to whether tho hllver la solid and doubt
the genuineness of the cut glass. . Even
If they do like a thing, they will de
cide that it won't wear well. 'Pretty
silver, but how It will scratch,' says
one, while another knows the china Is
lovely, but Is to break easily.
"And so the tongues wag, while the
quiet man In the corner keeps a watch
ful eye. He is a detcctlvo, and dis
trusts everyone."
Ilnraaa Sacrlnoea.
Bcforo a battle In former times th
priests solemnly devoted to the gods
tho whole of the hostile army" then in
sight, and, If possible, no man of It
was left nllvo. When Hermann de
coyed tho great host of Varus into the
forest depths all tho Romans that es
caped death In the bottlo . were cap
tured and led Into tho dark recesses,
where every man of them was sacri
ficed uiion hastily-erected altars.
Latham, in his edition of .Tacitus,
quotes six contemporary authorities to
show tliat this practlco of concluding
a victory with human sacrifices was
customary among our Teutonic ances
tors. Some crucified their prisoners
others bung them up to trees for arch
ery practice, but In general a eaptlra
wus cither slain on the siKtt or else re
served to le sacrificed to the gods.
Even when the progress of agriculture
Induced them to keep the majority of
tho prisoners alive to bo slaves they
appeased the gods for this Indignity
by Increasing the tortures Inflicted on
the small remainder.
Gibbon describes bow, before the
blazing altar, every hundredth man's
onus wero bucked off hint and, beforo
his eyes, thrown Into tho flames. All
that a red Indian would have done in
tho eihgtoenth century was freely prac
ticed by our ancestors of twelve cen
turies ago. Aud the highest Ideal of
a man. then Included, as a duty, dark
(Tuelty nod grewsome revenge against
all bis enemies.
The Wroaaj Q neat Ion.
An Interviewer having obtained ac
cess lo tho presence of n famous actor
asked the grcnt man if he would be
kind enonirh lo describe some of bis
early failures.
"Kir," sutijipixl the trugetllan, "I never
hud nny! Jainnn -the door !" 1 lumnn
Ufa. " .
Make Ous Krlend a Iay.
One of the btislext tneu in a busy city
says "I try to uiako at b'ust ue friend
a day." That mooum luoro than most of
us cua manage and yet the wayside
soring of a country road makes a friend
of every tmsserby. Woman's Horns
Companion.
We have noticed timt you can sel
dom sny of a girl : "Ske is pretty,"
that fcoino girl present doesn't add I
"Yes, and sho knows it"
Aim! the luck of money makes tho
inaro go huugry.
An humble lover often makes a vey
douilueerlug husband.
1 SKIH TROUBLES Cintl3. ,
riril Had lphla rtanh Thrtataa
Later nllk niood-Palaan la
Relied an Cat lea ra tlemeitlria.
"About twelve or flfleon years ago
I bnd a breaking out, nnd It Itched.
and stung so badly that I could not
have nny pence becsuce of it Three
doctor illd not help me. Then I used
some Cuticura Soap, Ootlcura Oint
ment, and Cutlcura Resolvent and
began to get letter right away. They
cured me nnd I have not been bothered
with the Itching since, to amount to
anything. About two years eo I had
la grlpjte nnd jineunioniit, which left
me with n pain In my side. Treatment
ran it Into my leg, which then swelled
snd began to break out. Tho doctor
was nfrnld It would turn to blood
jiolcon. I used bis medicine, but It did
no good, then I used tho Cutlcura Rem
edies three times nud cured the break
ing-out .on my leg. J. tiennen,
Milan.' Mo.. May 13, 1007."
i.i-iM-.i a. it. in Siiltnou,
J.fttle creatures may bo very greedy
and yet not be nllv-to eat much, be
cauve of their si.e, as was illustrated,
for liTti-.nce. ! tho csso of a batch of
a'jt ut 20,01,0' Utile Chinook salmon thai
wr re hatched out at the New York
a ir.tuluni. -
Tii. so young fishes, each about two
InchiM long, wjMtld cat so much thai
their 1 i ; t to sloiuach fulrly stuck Out,
srfd jet to feed the whole 20,000 took
daily only one pound of liver and
quart of herring roe, both chopped
tine.
Aak Toar Dealer for Altea'a rat-aa
A powder to ahaka Into your aboe Tt raats
the feet. Cure Corna, UunloDs, Swollen,
Bore. Hot. Callous. Aobtn. Bweatlnsr fee
and Ingrowing Nalla. lien's root-Ra
tnakea new or tight ahorn eaay. Sold b all
imiRKiaia ana snoe otorea, soe. namnia
nailed Fit EH. Addrcas Ailaa f. Obaeted,
La Roy, N. T.
The Modern View.
Wife (greatly pleased) Doesn't my
new spring gown make people garel
They probably think I got It from
Tarls.
flubby Mor likely they think I've
been grafting somewhera. Boston
Transcript.
Great Haate Bra Remed jr
for all diseaae of the eye, anlck relh.J
from lining PKTTITS BYE SALVE). All
druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. X.
Following Ilia Thoashta.
Elderly Bore Your .face awakes s
memory. ban 1 loo it at you my
thought are taken far, far away I
She How I long to follow them I
Punch.
WE SELL QVTS9 AND TRAPS) CHEAP
k bny Furs & Hides. Writs for catalog 103
N. W. II Id & Fur Co Minneapolis, Mlun.
Merciful.
Put lenea Don't you think tbat a mer
ciful man Is merciful to his dog?
Patrice Yes, I do. Why, papa alwayi
puts the dog out of tbs room when ht
starts tha phonograph. Youktrs Slates
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Majeatr at Great If ansa,
The olllcer, who had come In a closed
carriage to take the man of the house
to the detention hospital, was informed
that there would be some difficulty In
persuading him to go.
"What's tho trouble?" be asked,
"no snys be Is the caliph of Bagdad,
and he doesn't have to go anywhere un
less he chooses. He says he's going to
stay right here,"
"1 can fix that, all right," the officer
said.
Entering the room, he walked up to
hJm nnd extended his hand.
"nnroun al Raschld," he said, with a
genial smile, "how are you, old boy?"
"Who are you, slave?" haughtily de
manded the other.
"Don't yon know me? I am tle ah-
koond of Swat. I have come to take
fou out for a ride. Come with me."
"Your highness outranks me., I will
go." Chleiio Tribune.
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Johu Una liecoiua a Slarlioeer.
"John Chinaman, ns a race, hs b
como fired with muidclpnl zeal," said
a New Yorker who likes to watch ths '
sightseeing wagons. "Akm John baa
became financially recklcsa. Several
times this spring I have seen 'rubber
necks' go by with two or more ChlnV
men among the paascnges. I doii't ri
member ever to have seen that pha.
nomcnon until this season, except, of
course, In the case of traveling Orleo
tnls. But tho sightseeing Chinese thai
I hnve noticed lately are residents ot
New York out for tbo first time In theif
lives probably to see something of thaV
town they lira In."
" A Relief. .
"I believe I prefer the concert singer,
to the operatic variety."
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to make postures." Washington Star.
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