How She Prepare. A French gentletpan anxious to find wife for a nephew wgat to a matri monial a cent, who hnnded blra his list of lady client, ltunuiug through thin he onnie to his wife' name, ejitered as desirous of obtaining a husband be tween X)v ngrg of 23 and 35 a bloude psofcrred. Forgetting big nephew, be hurried hunte to announce th discovery to bis wife. The lady was aot at all dis turbed. "Ob, yis," she ant, "that Is - tny name. I put It down when you i were so ill In tho win aw aad the doc torn said we nuut prtiare for tbe worst." Werklna; 111 Patient. Ambassador W'u Ting Fang was once. It Is alleged, telling about a certain elflsh politician. lit said: "Tbe man reminds me of a doc-tor of Shanghai. A mandarin came to this doctor for ad vice. He could not sleep, had no appe tite, suffered a good deal from depres sion and nevertheless was taking on fat at an alarming rate. 'We'll soon put you in condition again,' said tbe physician. 'What you need Is exercise eood, hard exercise. Four times a week you can come here and put in the morning polishing my floors.' 'But why not my own floor?' tbe mandarin in quired. 'Mine,' said tbe physician, 'are larger.' " The outward robe of tbe Pope Is red and made from tbe wool of tbe lambs of the convent of St. Agnee, near the Porto Pia. Excursion to Milwaukee. Reduced rate of fare and one-half for the rouad trip are offered to mer chants in the West and Northwest by the Milwaukee Association of Jobbers and Manufacturers. The dates of sale nt ail Ntntions distaut 100 miles or more from Milwaukee are Autfunt UDth to bepteniber lith inclusive, tickets good re turning until September ltJ. To ebtain thene rates merchants must get from their local agent receipt for one full paid fare to Milwaukee which, when coantersicned by any Milwaukee jobber or manufacturer and by the secretary of the Milwaukee Association of Job bers and Manufacturers will entitle hold er to return ticket for one-half fare. Brine your family with you. Office of the Milwaukee Association of Jobbers and Manufacturers, 45-49 University Building, corner Mason and Broadway. A Habblt and a Will. tie. DM you know that u short, sharp whistle from the mouth would stop a rabbit? It surely does. Next time you see little Molly Cottontail leap from her buirow and make off don't shoot; Just whistle. Whether from fear or curios ity I cannot tell, but she will stop still 'fn her tracks. An antelope has been known to do likewise. An African hunter once said that tbe elephant la the most timid of all animals and can be frightened into a cold sweat by a mysterious noise. New York Press. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. Ttra Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of A Dellclon Costard. The recipe for this delicate dessert has een banded down in my family for many generations: Into each Indi vidual custard cup put the yolk of ono egg, add one heaping teaspoonful of sugar, two gratings of nutmeg and five tablenpoonfuls of sweet mllk Incorpo rate thoroughly and set the -itups In a pan of hot water. Bake in a moderate oven until Arm. When cool, cover with a meringue, using the whites of the eggs for this purpose, and allow one tablespoonful of powdered sugar to the white of each egg. Through the very tiptop of each snowy meund drop a teaspoonful of orange marmalade. De lineator. I The Wl.e Men. "After all, It's the wise man who can cbango his opinion." "But the wisest men simply can't do It." "Why not?" "Because they've lecn dead for yeuin." Catholic Standard nnd Times. The General Demand of the Well-Infnnnc.1 of the World has always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which physicians coulj sanction for family use because its com ponent parts are known to. them to be wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, acceptable to the system and gentle, yet prompt, in action. Ia supplying that demand with its ex cellent combination of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, the California Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for its remark able success. That is ono of many reasons why Syrup of Figs and FJixir of Senna i i given the preference by the Well-informed, To get its beneficial effects alwayj buy tho genuine manufactured by tbo Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Trice fifty cent per bottle. CUT Wl UTrn Tou;i InU l sa.rmnlY i SILHI4 Ft AH I LU !" la !. UKtvM, t ItUr.l MMiiwioi.,, tr- R a h.4 ted tMilh. Vn pn.nfi. lln, vlr.n Iv i.Ue.l tiuil ti,.t Uxtk first riMtlitWjM'f f.ir: W.la.?.lf l.d.t n ..rU. , VI4I l ar.w mil wintor. Sjp.ib ci.bi.i nu bait. pU for tta himt Etiw .r la .... ,.fi m.,ur fin) iwu.l.r. . U Slratloa, llMuulaora Uiutk. l'hlaae, lit iXITIifliTipsca'jEyBWatsf SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY The ii)Uii! ip.il tmiikcts of Manchester nre very profitable. The number of books exported from Germany l.y Herman publishers Inst year exceeded 4-KiO,iio, weighed KiO.OoO pounds nnd were valued at $13 OUtMHiO. Japan has thirty-two timepiece fno titles, which turn out annually goods Valued nt nearly JjSco.lTO; the latest tig una being -.'(Ji),"; Ktiining clocks, 441, Too hanging clocks and l.'.Vl'jo watche. Belgium has a Sunday postage stamp issued for these who do not wish to have their mull delivered on Sunday. All null tvarir;.' t!ie Sunday stamp is held ever by the carriers for delivery Monday. Thj Yellowstone National Tark, com posing h'..'H2 Fijuure miles, was set npart by net of Congress In 1872 as a ruticiiul park to preserve from destruc tive molestation the most wonderful group of natural features and phenom ena known wlthlu tho boundaries of the United States. After fifteen years of labor, Professor Brown, of Yale University, has com- plelid n series of many thousands of mliiure t bservatlons by means of which liu hopes to determine tho exact posb tlon of the moon. lie is nlwut to re tire to bis bouse in Maine to begin the work of calculation, which he estimates will occupy nt least ten years. Tbe tantalum lamp Is very desirable from the fact that It Is of high efllclen cy, but It Is not adapted for many of the fixtures at present in use, for the reason that It must hang vertically, whereas more often than not, the lamps In the existing fixtures hang at an an gle. An adapter has been recently invented by which this discrepancy Is overcome. Kipling Is n town which hns Just blossomed out In Canada, where there Is ouly one town of Shakespeare, There is a Shakespeare In Kosciusko County, Indiana. However, tbe great English dramatist was never popular among the iiew-town nnmers In North America, nl though there nre in the United Stntos thirty Miltons, three Goldsmiths, four Dickenses, thirty-odd Scotts, twenty Byrons, two Tennysons nnd one Tback cray. But there Is no Browning on the American map. Every precocious boy does not be. come a brilliant man, but some brilliant men have been precocious In childhood, John Buskin, the great English essayist nnd critic on art. was such a child. At the age nf 7 he wrote verses In rhyme nnd kept a journal or diary. This jour nal wnVretilly n record of trips through England that he took with his father. Ills Interest in the old cathedrals and in tho bits of scenery that he saw dur ins these journeys U1 frayed the tastes that in later years decided bis career. "We Two" send the following to tbo Eondon Express : "We nre a young cou ple and nt tbe present rate of salaries for bank clerks it will be eight, or even ten years before we can marry. As this is too far ahead to think of, and wo have 2i.X (?1,(KI0) between us, we nre determined to strik out for ourselves. nnd nt the thousands of breakfast ta- bles all over England where the Ex- press is daily read we would; with your kind pornilsslon, appeal for ideas as to tbe best way of making a good start." With the recent return qf the yacht Galilee, lot San Francisco, the ocean magnetic survey work is closed for tho present, until the construction of a ves sel specially adapted for the work has been completed. Plans for the new ves sel are now being prepared by Henry J. Gielow, naval architect and engineer. Tbe Galilee was chartered by the Car negie Institution, of Washington, and under the command of W. J. Peters, she was nwny nearly three years. The to. tal length of the cruises traversed In tbe Pacific ocean during this period is about 03,000 miles. The passing of the windmill In En gland, antiquated by such recent jawer producers as the gas engine and elec tric motor, has given life to a newMn- dustry windmill wrecking. The old windmill builders understood their bus iness and meant their handiwork to last, and so the demolishing of such structures Is no simple task. Many of the old mills stood UK) feet high and bad eight or nine floors, filled with four runs of stones, and contained tons upon tons of brick. Often these huge mills stand close to other buildings, nnd, say Popular Mechanics, accidents would bo inevitable if the wreckers did not have experience. In the northern part of India sheep are put to a use untbought of In Euro pean or American countries. They nre made to serve as beasts of burden, bo cause they are more sure-footed than larger beasts, and the mountain paths among the foothills of the Himalayas are steep and ditlietilt. The load for each h!ii'c is from sixteen to twenty jxpiiihIs. The sheep are driven from vll lage to village, with the wool atill grow ing, and in each town the farmer shouts as miirii wool as be can tell there and loads the sheep with the grain which he receives in exchange. After his flock has beep sheared he turns It homeward, each sheep having on lis back a small hag containing the purchased grain. Several anchors have recently been made at the navy-yard at Charlastown, Mass., which are the largest ever made for any purpose. Four anchors are us-jd on battleships generally, ami tho new anchors are being shipped In sets to tho Pa Hie (oast. One pair of this set of four weigh lT.Omt pounds each. The largest anchors ever forged prior to those now being used weighed 10,500 pounds each and cot-t Sl',000 each. They were also made nt the Cbarlestown jard. Each of the big anchors required the work of five men for u mouth, ham mering, smelting and welding it. These mummoth anchors are sufficient, bar ring unusual conditions of weather and sea, to h'dd tho largest battleship afloat The size is fifteen feet long from crown to shackle, and about nine and one-half feet from one arm point to the other. The heavy crossbar is also about fifteen feet Toug, while the pulms, of broad. flat pieces, welded to the arm ends, art about tblrty-two inches wide. Man a Itan Material. German science announces that ev erything ncttd to make a man weigh 150 iKHinds can he found In the whites and yolks of 1.2X) bens' eggs. Reduced to a fluid, the average man would yield ninety-eight cubic meters of illuminat ing gas and hydrogen, enough to fill n balloon capable of lifting 155 pounds. Tbe normal human body has in It the iron needed to make seven large nails, the fat for fourteen pounds of candles, the carbon for sixty-live gross of cray ons, nnd phosphorous enough for N20, ()00 matches. Out of It can l obtained besides twenty coffee soons of salt. fifty lumps of sugar nnd forty-two litres of water. nevlvat ol Jet. Jet Is having a great revival, and all tho old time bracelets, brooches, comls, chains nnd necklaces are being used again. Women who have not brought such trophies forth from long hiding would iK'tter do so before their vogue wanes again. I'naolTrd Problem. The three great problems on the so lution of which humanity is bent nre the same that perplexed our ancestors the immortality of tbe soul, perpetual motion and women's hats. Paris Fi garo. For Looae Windows. When the wind blows hard nt night the rattling of loose window sashes of ten causes great annoyance. Wooden legs inserted nt tho. side of the sash THE will stop the troublesome noise Imme diately. The convenient little pegs nre easily made from wooden clothes pins by simply splitting the pin down tho middle. A cord enn bo tied around tho head and the peg hung on u tack Inside the window curtain, so that It will al ways be found ready for use. x The Thing that Matter Moat. After all, the thing that matters most both for happiness and for duty, Is t.hat we should habitually live with wise thoughts and right feelings. John Morley. Hints (or Preaervlua;. In selecting fruit the greatest care should be taken to see that It Is not overrrlpe. A cheesecloth bag will be found use ful In straining tbe fruit through the colander. The lxst Jelly bag Is a long one made of flannel, which Is made In a point nt tho bottom. Plenty of sugar makes rich and lusci ous preserves nnd makes the fruit keep much longer. Jelly glasses without fitted tin or glass tops can bo covered by pieces of writing paper. These pieces should be dlpjM-d in tle unbeaten whites of an egg and pasted at once over the glass. Berries that have been picked more than twenty-four bonis are too old to make good jellies and preserves. Tbe first consideration is a preserv ing kettle of brass polished until lust rous and with no stain of fruit. This should never be squeezed In order to hasten the dropping or a dis coloration of the fruit will result. Porcelain kettles should be dlwurded as n us they commence to crack and tin, iron or pewter should never be used. This Is the sort of vessel used by tbe old-fashiouod housewife and the Jellies of our grandmothers have never been equaled. To prevent Jars from cracking when tbe hot preserves are poured in them, set on cloths dlpia-d In cold water und partly wrung out Never were children's dress more captivating In quaintness or originality than they are to-flay. From tho sim plest little bishop dress to the min iature editions of Japanese anuholes, trim princess panels and absurd but thoroughly delightful coats and frocks that boast the one-piece body and sleeve, they have an air of distinction and grace quite dissociated from elabo rate trimming and handsome materials. Common powdered oatmeal, that can be bought at the grocer's, Is as good as anything for softening water. UWsTOTtf 7 lsV ffftv .fife In dresses stripes are used in any way that one's taste may dictate. All styles of coat suits are being fashioned of linen, crash and the pop ular jHjngee. Silk muslin gowns with cloth horns continue the' rage for heavy finishes for the bottoms of skirts. It spears this summer as If every other woman had cutored Into the game of "Button, button, who has the but ton?" Collars, ties and belts are of tho ut most Importance with the shirt waist suit, whoso simplicity demands the greatest nicety In all of its accessories. The ribbon chain, with slides of either rhlnestones or diamonds, Is now the climax of stylish accessories. The riblxm is n half-inch black moire nnd from it may depend vanity box, watch or other ornament. Though the extreme "sheath" dress will not ndmlt of any petticoat, petti coats are now In the market for the more moderate style. It Is nindo on the circular style so that there will be no fullness at the hips or the knees. iBJUlimiuaa.,JU,iHiBiPiii'ii m i ma n i SEASON'S STYLES IN BATHING DRESSES. twS New Bathing Salt. ' Here is a chic bathing suit of brown mohair, than which thiTe is nothing better looking nor more stylish. The bands across front of low cut neck nre plain white mohair stitched with brown silk, as Is tbe sash and girdle arrange ment about waist. Buttons are white pearl. In sewing buttons on the every-day clothes of children it will save the mothnrs trouble fo stay each button In the first place with a small piece of tbo material or with a stout piece of mus lin if the garment Is imt an outer one. Cut little squares Just about the siae of tlie imttnn, put it on the inside of the sMt where the button Is to go; take tbe stitches through It and Uten hem down the edges all around so they will uot fray. It is always better to make a stem In sowing on a button, as if K Is sewed tightly it will more easily tear our ttie material. Take loose stitches and then wind tbe m on the right side with the thread foar or five times. Never wear shoes that are run duwu at tbe heels. A woman is Judged quite as often by the appearance of her feet as by her hands. Make Om Lamp Wlrka. old woolen shirt, cut the width of yout old woolen short, cut the width of your lamp wick, hem both sides. It will work as well as the ones you buy, and will save buying wicks for your lamps. Keep a Pair ol I'llera. The most convenient thing about a house Is n pair of pliers. For cutting wire, t'ehteidng loose nuts, pulling nails, or lifting hot pans without han dles they can't Ik bent. mm Adi A baby in a family, osixvtally the first baby, is a source of tun tiding en tertainment. Nothing is more delight ful than to watch the gradinlly In creasing signs of Intelligence as the spe cial senses develop one after the other, and to see the mind unfold as the body enlarges and grows apace. The first of the senses to be devel oped is that of touch. This Is present nt birth, although It Is not very acute. But It rapidly Increases, nnd very soon the crying and fretting of tho baby, if a pin scratches or tho clothing presses unduly in any part, afford am ple proof that this sense Is well de veloped. Taste and smell nre present early, but do not become at all acute or dis criminating until after infancy Is past. Infants are not born with their eyes shut, but they might as well be, for they are blind as kittens. They appear to distinguish between daylight and darkness, and a child a few weeks old is evidently Interested when a bright object Is moved before his eyes, but It Is two or three months before the child evidently recognizes a face even Its mother's. This Is through no fault of tho eyes, but is due to tbo fact that tho brain Is not sulliclently develoK-d to record und interpret what the eyes see. The new-born child is deaf as well as blind, but usually notices loud noises by the middle or end of the sec ond week. The direction from which a sound comes seems to be recognised about the end of the third month.. It is some time after that anywhere from two weeks to two montlis later before the baby can distinguish dif ferent sounds or recognize its mother's voice. Babies like noises. If tbey ara not too loud or too sudden, and they are particularly pleased with rattling or jingling sounds, especially If they are more or less rhythmic. By tht end of the first half-year nn infant will show pleasure on hearing music, cKis-clally singing, although humming on n few notes will usually give it as much pleasure as actual sing ing. A child's movements lit first are without significance or reason, and its kicklug, clinching of fists and making faces seem to lie merely Instinctive ex ercise of its new muscles, just as its crying servos to expand Its lungs. Oth er motions are reflex or instinctive, and purposeful muscular movements are of course not mad' until the brain Is Kuf tlcieiitly devoloiod to order them. Youth's Companion. Health and lleaatv llluta. Never begin a Journey until u goo4 breakfast has been eaten. lon't fidget. Cue hour of fidgety movements will set your nerves flying. Salt water is good for the sculp, tht eyes, tbe face, Uie nostrils, the whole txHly. Lso salt properly and plenti fully and puradoxleal as It may swin you will remain' ever fresh. Take a dozen deep, slow breaths a dozen times a day through the nosa and exhale through the mouth, anil to do this proju-rly you will have no un due tightuess of tbe dress auywhera ; I.lat of Microbe Grows, The list of microbes continue to grow steadily. That of whooping cough must now be added to tbe list. Dr. II. Albrecbt of the Wilbelm Hos pital the rther night spoke on the sub ject before the Vienna Medical Society, declaring that he had discovered tho specific agent that caused the com plaint. There had for some time been a suspicion that a kind of bacillus was at the bottom, but Dr. Albrecht felt himself able to assert that the whoop ing cough bacillus was Identical with that of Influenza. The doctor was able also to give a mimlwr of interesting details of his experiments and their re sults, which seem to be on parallel lines with work done by Drs. Bordet and Geugon of the Brussels Pasteur Institute. Knew One of the Firm. Attendant (allowing him through the structure) This house is built on what is known as the "slow combustion" plan. Mr. Pnouritch Ah, yes; I think I know Slucum. 1 have seen him at the club; but I have never bad the pleasure of meeting Mr. Bustiou. Chicago Trib une. ECZEMA FOR 55 YEARS. Suffered Torments from nirth -In KrlKhtfnl Condition Got No Help I'nlll t'ntlenra fared Hint. "I had an Itching, tormenting ecze ma ever since I come into the world, and I am now a man 55 yenrs old. I tried nil kinds of medicines I heard of, but found no relief. I was truly In a frightful coudltlonj At last I broke out all over with red and white bolls, which kept growing until they were as big as walnuts, causing great pain and misery, but I kept from scratching as well as I could. I was so run down that I could hardly do my work. I used Cutlcurn Soap, Oint ment, Hesolvent, nnd Pills for about eight months, nnd I can truthfuly say I am cured. Halo Bordwell, Tipton, la., Aug. .17.' 1007." "I cheerfully endorse the above tes timonial. It is tbe truth. I know Mr. Bordwell and know the condition he was In. Nelson R. Burnett, Tipton, la." I licit Allen. "I've observed one tlvng about a foot race," said Uncle Allen Sparks. "If you've not any money up on the result It always turns out differently from what you thiuk it's going to." WE SKI.I. til'NS AMD TRAPS CHEAP K buy Furs & Iliiles. Write for catalog 105 N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, Minn. For Prudential Iteasons. Customer (at lunch counter) Tour gps are fresh, aren't they? Waiter (Jirl Y-yes, sir: but I think you'll like them better in the form ot an omelet. Mr. WIusIow'b Soothing Hyrup for child ren teething, xoftcoR the K'I'iih, reiluces In tliuniuaUmi, allays palu, cures wind cullc. u bottle. Itefere and After. Impatient nusband (at foot of stair Way) For heaven's sake, Maria, how Biuch longer is It going to take you to ret ready? I've been waiting fortyxmln Stes for you 1 Ills Wife (upstairs) Before we were Harried, John, you used to say you would ke willing to wait forty years for me if iecessary. (Impatient husband mutters something Bnder his breath to the effect that he has more sense now tiian he bad then, but tiakes no audible rejoinder.) A great extension of. the Siberian rail road is proposed along the Iliver Amur, and as It bas met with hearty approval on tbe part of the present ministry, It is like ly to be constructed. It will open up 40, 000,000, acres of corn land. BORAX IN THE DAIRY. A Hatter of Profitable Interest to the Farmer and Dairyman. The problem of keeping sweet all the utensils used In connection with milk and cream selling, and butter making, has been a serious one with the farmer. lie has come to realize fully that the slightest taint or hint of staleness left In a can, tin or churn may ruin a whole output; that the taint which is left Is In the fonn of bacteria which grow and multiply in milk or butter, produclu disastrous results.' Tbe farmer has learned that hot water won't rinse away the greasy resl due In dairy utensils. He has learned that soap leaves a residue of Its own which is, if any thing, worse than the milk or cream residue, aud it is little wonder that there has been a constant clamor for a dairy cleanser and sweetener that will meet modern requirements. A few of the largest creamery estah llshments have called exerts Into con sul tat lou on this problem and bav with this scientific aid til ( upon a pro duct of nature which exactly fills the bill borax. Scientists have long known borax us a cleanser, a sweetener and an autl sep'tlc destroyer of bactf rla and germ growths, liestroys all that is harmful and promotes and preserves freshness, sweetness and purity, relieving the dairyman and dairy housewife of drudgery and of needless work and worry. Its cheapness and value should give it first place in tbe necessities of every dairy. The cow's udder Is kept In a clean, healthy and smooth condition by was'a lug it with borax and water, a talile spooiiful of borax to two quarts of water. "" This prevents roughness and sore ness or cnu'Ulug teats, which make milking time a dread to the cow aud a worry to the milker. Tbe modern cleanser of all dairy uteifslls consists of one tablespoonful of borax to every quart of water need ed. Iteineiuber a tablespoonful equals four teaspoonfuls. Be sure that, you get pure Istrnx. To le sure, you must. get Mule Team Borax." All dealers. A dainty book In colors, called "Jingle Book." aent free to any Mother sondln name , unci address of her buoy, and top fr m two pound cartons of " kO Ksulo Team" Package borax, with 6c. In stamps. Address Pacific Coast Burux Co., Chicago, I1L AND A WOMAN'S WORK LYDIA. E. PINKH Nature and a woman's work com-. bined havo produced the grandest remedy for woman s Ills Uiat tn world naa ever known. In tho (rood old-fashioned dyg of our grandmothers they relied upon, tho roota and herbs of the field to cure disease and mitigate suffering. The Indians on our "Western rinins to-day can produce roots and herbs for every ailment, and euro diseases that baffle the most skilled physicians who have spent years in the study of drugs. From the roots and herbs of the field Lydia E. l'inkham more than thirty years ago gave to the women of the world a remedy for their pe culiar Ills, more potent ana effica cious than any combination of drugs. Lvdia E. rinkham's Vegetable) Compound is now recoimizcd as th: standard remedy for woman's ills. Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 515 KG St.. Louisiana, Mo., writes : " Complete restoration to health means so much to me that for the sako ' ot other suffering women I am willing to make my troubles public. "For twelve years 1 had been suffer ing with the worst forms of female ills. During that time I had eleven different physicians without help. Mo tongue can tell what I suffered, and at times X could hardly walk. About two years ago I wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice. 1 followed it, and can truly say tnat Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and Mrs. Pinkham's advice re stored health and strength. It ia' worth mountains of gold to suffering women." What Lvdia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound did for Mrs. MuH, it will do for other suffering women. TOILET ANTISEPTIC Keeps the breath, teeth, mouth snd body antiseptically clean and free from un healthy germ-life and disagreeable odors, which water, soap and tooth preparations , alone cannot do. A germicidal, disin fecting and deodor izing toilet requisite , of exceptional ex cellence and econ omy. Invaluable for inflamed eyes, throat and natal and uterine catarrh. At drug and toilet storei, 50 cents, or by mail postpaid. Largs Trial Sample thepXtomtoi W. I.. PoaclM tnnkM and Mill Blear maa'i aa.oo and SU.OO ihoa than any other nutnufavturwr In th world, b um tUT hold their Bhapa, flt butter, and wear Iougr than any other maae. 8ht It All Prion, for fvr k'rmbw f th Family, , Bojicmi, Mii.ua ChUdtM W l DnrlM H Ot tt.04 eirtHf. IhMl ciiaot MHUlul liurrrki. W. I.. D(U tl.to a4 tl.to ikwi an Ut twt la Ma 114 Faff tfefor Bytiim Vmi EluMXi. av-Take Me SulMHItute. W. I,. bau'M ium (tud prtra Ift iaiiip1 on bottom, tld vrvwlirre. bio9 mailed from faulwf ! anj part ut Hi) worlil. ('iUitfu frer, W. L. DOUtil.AS, IS? Sp.rli St., BmcklM. Mum. Our Owa Mluatrvla. Potion Mixtal) Johusin, kin 70' telT me de dtlT'iuu-e 'twei-n de dipplymatlo I lim-Vo'so o' fuxt cIusH povraha an' nine ettKt'H o' nn-asjon lu a t-iilluj fnuiMy? Interlocutor No, (ivorge; that's tbe liardi-st uue I ever hrnrd. What is A difli-reiK'e lii-lufi'ii the di;)lo:iiutic inter course of fjrat ('las ou-rs aud nine cuxtM of nn-usli-n In a colored family? . lionet De one an de keriouH affair of into an' de ud lull am a serious state ; of affairs. I Interlocutor Ladies and gentlemen. tne jiremler vocalist of toe westers) Oenu (pliere, Mr, Splitcher Ueerdrutna, will now sing the leauilful ballad entitled, "Darling, Take Your Arm Ami; ; Motk ST Is i'uepioc Tl'iizh the Keyhole." AM tVTO-NIGHT 1 SQBBgffig. 111 JT THE DUTCH Yr BOY PA1NTER vVsJ yj? STANDS TOR PAINT QUALITY 1 I it is rouND oniyonz&Wa I PURE WHITE LEAD M'.-fl I MADE BY f OLO DUTCH MI S. C. X. i:. - X. 35 1908. I