XL5H0P WHOSE DEATH IS UOURNXD BY THOUSANDS. V T ai?iihol Kgrnni hotter- ' C 3 ' V -I ! MTTIT 1 ' Henry Codman Potter, bishop of the Episcopal diocese of New York, Whose death is mourned by thousands, was born In Schenectady, N.Y. In 1888, and came from a family of famous churchmen. Ills father and an Tincle were bishops before him, andlt was natural for him to follow In their footsteps. It was not the original intention of his father to have him enter the ministry. The elder Potter selected the life of a groceryman for his on, and this was the first business in which he engaged after leaving school. It was not to his liking, and he entered the Episcopal Seminary of Virginia at Alexandria, from which he graduated in 1857 at the age of ,22, when he was ordained a deacon. Bishop Potter was well known as an educator. His Influence in secular affairs extended far beyond tho pale of the church. As bishop his influence in broadening the human sympathies of church work throughout the diocese and in bringing it into touch with the social movements of a complex civilization was incalculable-, and he always accom plished his ends without weakening the church's tenets or compromising its historic and llturglc integrity, of which he was a staunch upholder. Cul tured, suave, a prince at dinner, he was yet, whenever occasion required, a rugged defender of his faith, and his unwavering faith was that of his church. The bishop was married twice. Ills second' wife and several children by his first marriage survive him. The meteor trains studied by Trof Trowbridge of Columbia University, are the luminous streaks often seen in the Wake of shooting stars, and they may continue many minutes, or even an hour or more They drift slowly and become distorted, as if by air currents. JThey seem to be self-luminous, and may sometimes be seen in daytime. They somewhat resemble the after-glow on turning off the surrent from vacuum tube electrodes. The glow Is greenish-1 yellow, diffuses 100 yards a minute, and la most striking at a pressure calcu lated to be that of the atmospphere at ft height of fifty-five miles. Now that the season of thumler Btorms is here, this long-debated sub ject assumes fresh Interest. It has fceen redlscussed by Dr. A. W. Bortn !Wlck, In "Notes from the Royal Botanic Garden of Edinburgh," who concludes that no tree la Immune, and that light ning will strike one species quite as feadlly as another. In opposition to the popular belief that "It Is quite safe to stand upder a beech, while tho dan ger under a resinous tree or an oak is, ! respectively, 15 or 50 times as great." Doctor Borthwick says that the beech Is struck quite as frequently as any other tree. Apparently the taller trees in any neighborhood are the ones most liable to be struck. Recent study of the Hottentot tribes in Southwestern Africa leads to the interesting suggestion that the Tlnshmiin tvne of necro once ranged from Central and Western Europe, across the Mediterranean, ana down the east coast of Africa, to the lands wlipre these people are now found. rrhts is based upou tbe superficial re semblance in features between some of the Bushman and Hottentot types and some of the peasant population of parts of Central Europe, eastern France and some parts of Ireland. Sir IL H. John ston remarks that the Bushman tribes are scarcely In an age of stone, but rather In an age of boue, wood and kins. Their arrow heads are usually made of bone. Wood, leather, gourds and thorns are the materials from Which utensils and ornaments are com monly made. If the use of the various moans of communication Is to be considered as a measure of civilization, this country certainly appears to an advantage when comnared with Europe. The Inst He mes obtainable are for the year ending January 1, 1!K5. Of Utters and ihs tal cards, each 1,000 persons sent 0,719, as compared to 2'.,r..t for Europe. In the matter of telegrams rucn 1,0(10 Americans sent l.OfK) messages for fvpr 731 trniiRinlttp.'l hv KiimnennM. But it is in the matter of telephonic messages that the Inhabitants of the XFnlted States Tar surpassed those of tbe Old World. While each l.fXtO of population in the old country sent 7,304 messages by the telephone, eaeh 1,000 Americans sent 44,344, or more than six times as many. Any Invention or discovery promising added luituunitv from the tnrrlhU sr. plosions that occur In deep mines Is always received wun sympathetic In tereat. Itecentlv. Mona. J. Thnvert m. ported to the French Academy of ' Sciences the results of experiments made to determine the possibility of re ducing the heat evolved by nltro-ex plosives to such a degree as to prevent the combustion of the carboa mouoxld abounding in the air of many mines. It was found that the addition of alkaline salts had this most desirable effect. The detonation of the explosives thus treated was not accompanied by In flammation of the surrounding atmos pherlcgases. LOSES PRESENCE OP MIND. Gorst, Though Foremiranl. Poll Hoatesa In a Predicament. An amusing anecdote was told by a young matron the other day apropos of absent-minded persons. She had been married only a short time and was glv ing a luncheon to some of her mother's friends. She was particularly anxious to have everything go off well, that her reputation as a housekeeper might he established. The little menu was mads out after much consultation with the new French cook. She had trimmed the table with her own hands and all was In charming readiness, when at the eleventh hour an old school friend ar rived from out of town and. asked if she could stay for luncheon. It was most inconvenient, but the warm hearted brllle welcomed her. "Stay, by all-means, dear Amy," she said. "But there ,1s one condition. Please do not take any chaudfrold. There was not enough chicken and the cook has only Just told mo. These French people are so economical. But, after all, If you and I both say 'No' to them, they are sure to go around. Don't forcet. dear." Amy promised faithfully and went upstairs to prepare for the party. The guests arrived pro.nptly and the lunch eon began with un excellent melon for each. The hosteus, having been warn ed against too much food, especially ns there was to lie bridge afterwards, had cut out all the extras anil, limited 'it dishes to the melons, a cheese snu"le and the chniidfrolds. The last she re fused when they came her way and trembled at the Finn 1 1 uimuint on the dish. There was not even any extra aspic Jelly, but she reflected with re lief that there would be Just enough when Amy refused. Then, to lux, hor ror, she saw her absent-minded friend not only take one. hut two, upon her plate. Tho waitress !i:id nut siilllclent presence of mind to halve the remaind er, so two women went without any. "And I am sure." mMyd the narnto.-, lu conclusion, "that they nil went home hungry. Why, I h!i:sh even now when I think of that luncheon." New Yolk Tribune. All In One. "You've read hl.s novel. In it a love story V "Yes, It's intended to i.e. There's a young naval oiliicr In it and a cud and an idiotic chiiiii " "But what's the hero like?" "I'm telling yn. The hero Is all three of them." Philadelphia Ledger. Out of Ilia 1 rln l-uu. "Do you love me well enough to give up cigars?" "Certainly. Besides, after we are married I won't be able to afford any thing but a pipe." Illinois State Journal. A k'lrl usually muKUes la such a way that after she is married, th neighbors say she did not marry the ma a ef ber choice. A REAL ROME MlSSKJtARY The old time fairy tale, which depicts the stepmother as a cruel ogre, has warped and discol ored the lives of hun dreds of children. It is directly responsible for the prejudice even grown people feel for their father's second wife. "Cinderella" Is the most ropular and widely kuown of the "stepmother" stories. It has done Incalculable harm by Implant ing false views In the child mind, yet Its charms are so great It will never be barred from he nursery. Stepmothers are a muehmallgned race. It Is too much to expect twery stepmother to be an anRel. That would be as ridiculous as to expect every mo ther to be Ideal, every daughter sweet and unselfish and devoted to her par ents. No matter how harsh and cruel and short-sighted a mother may be, she never Incurs the public condemnation meted out so generously to tho woman who attempts to mother another wom an's children. Surely the most difficult vocation In life is to be a wise, careful, strong stepmother! Nothing but a great lova could lead a woman to put herself In such an anomalous position. She must be wise to comprehend Instincts, and emotions the child Itself does not un derstand; careful not to Infringe lis rights In the slightest degree; strong enough to live her o n life and take her own place In the household without cringing to anyone, even the first wife's relatives. The mother who speaks disparagingly of stepmothers liefore her children makes a. great mistake. The children for whom she would sacrifice life Itself If necessary may come under a step mother's rule at some future time. Visits to "grandma's" frequently un do all the patient stepmother has ac complished toward winning tbe little stepdaughter's affection. She returns moody, disrespectful and Inclined to pout. Heijo is where the stepmother, if she be a woman of good Judgment, will wield the "big stick" and forbid visits to people who persist In poisoning the child's mind. v Of course, the neighbors will con demn her, and all the dead mother's family, to the distant third cousins, will unite In forming an anvil chorus, but they would do that In any case. The woman who brings up a family of children not her own, without rob bing them of their father's affection or real estate, and without causing im manent estrangements, has accom plished a life work of which she may be proud. She need not fear the gos sips. Such a stepmother Is a home mis sionary In the fullest meaning of the word. Cincinnati Post. HOW MEXICAN DISHES ABE MADE Chile Pepper and Garlic, Enter Large. ly Into Old Spanish Heplpe. In the preparation of nearly all Mexican or Spanish1 dishes the chief ingredient Is the indispensable chile pepper, says the Denver Times. This pepper cau be obtained at nearly all large grocery stores. However, there is a chllo powder preparation which Is almost as gd as tho pepper, much less difficult to use and not so expen sive. The peppers are dried when bought Before they can be used they must bo boiled In water for ten min utes. The skin and seeds then may be easily removed, for only the Inside pulp Is used. Mexicans flavor their sauces and meats with-a garlic, but an onion may be substituted when there Is an objection to tbe garlic llavor. Here are some of the most noted ' Mexican dishes, with genuine reeliHs for their preparation : Prepare any fish suitable for baking in the usual manner and stuff It with potato dressing, seasoned -with a small amount of garlic. When the fish is nearly cooked, pour over it a sauce made of two chits of chopped ripe to matoes, a tablespoouful of butter, salt to taste, aud the pulp of two chile peppers. Melt a tablespoon ful of butter In a chafing dish. When well heated add n tablespoonful of Mexican pepper pulp, a half tablespoonful of mustard and n little salt. To this add a half pound of cheese cut In small pieces. When the cheese Is melted stir In slowly three or four tahlespoonfuls of milk, and then add "tie beaten egg. Tbe mixture should be stirred constantly while cooking. ' When sufficiently thickened, servo on (:nnll squares of toasted bread.' Heat a little olive oil In a frying pan or chafinij dish. Chop fine the (neat of two or three tomatoes and a green pepper and season with a half (ipoonful of suit and tho pulp of one chile pepper. Place this In. the frying pan or chafing dish and add two beat en eggs; fry until the eggs are solid and serve while hot. Two pounds of raw" beef chopped fine, one small onion or clove or garlic chopped fine, two tomatoes strained, tahlespoonful of chile powder or chile pepper pulp. Fry the meat, tomatoes and chopped onion tir garlic with two tahlespoonfuls of suet until cooked through. Then place In a stew ket tle with about a quart of water and boil one-half hour. To this may In added a pint of Mexican beans which have been soaked over idht and boil ed very tender. Salt to taste. Mexi cans do not cook the chile con carno mill beans together, but serve them usually In the same dish. American cooks, however, cfok tho meat and beans together for an hour. The chile con nriie may lie thickened with a little flour and water mixed if it seems too thin when ready to serve. Put a cupful of dried rice Into a hot frying pan containing a table spoonful of olive oil. Boast the rice until well brown, but not scorched. Add to this four or five finely chopped tomatoes, a lltle salt and two table spoonfuls of Mexican or chile pepper pulp. Pour In a cupful of boiling wa ter and let simmer until the rice is oft iAMBLE HI CHARMING CADI. jaalat Street and lions el la Artatoeratle Old Town oi Spala. A walk through tbe streets of CadU kteps one craning one's neck, says ths Ban Francisco Chronicle. Tbe houses are not very high four or five stories but the streets are extremely narrow, and it Is necessary to look straight up In order to see the house fronts. The lower story Is generally painted a dark color brown, red or dull gray while tbe upper stories are tinted white or pale shades of pink, yellow, blue or green. A very striking style of con struction, one that Is decidedly pleasing to the eye, is the gmnl use made of glazed tiles. One house In particular caught our fancy. Thv lower story was painted a deep, dull red. ' The upper stories were faced with palo yellow tiles, the woodwork around all windows being white. Balconies and bay win dows Jut from every flwr of every house. The streets look like narrow canyons running through perpendicular wails of balconies and bay windows. In many cases lay windows are built out Into the balconies, while In others bay windows that reach the entire height of a story are closely barred all the way up. Along many streets these bnlconies afford a very pretty sight, for plant-loving residents have turned them Into diminutive gardens and frequent glimpses of red geraniums, purple bou galnrllllers, roses of every color and green vines supply a most pleasing touch of color. Along the principal shopping street, Dubuque re Tetuan, are some handsome buildings, most of Which are residences of Squish 'aristocrats. In most cases the ground floor has been transformed Into shops, but In one Instance the eu tlre house has been turned Into a Span ish hotel. We went Into this hotel, formerly the residence of a marquis, but which has been greatly altered and spoiled by its transformation. A curi ous fact was that every liedrponi wo saw opened Into n "patio" or court yard, tho only air and light 'for tbe rooms coming .from the court. The better class of residences In Cadiz are distinguishable by t'je nar row square towers that rise to a consid erable height above the flat roofs. These towers are crowned by tiny glass bouses, where members of the family can enjoy a sun bath and at tbe same time an unobstructed view of the city. On a sunny day this view Is a bright one, 'for Cadiz Is a very pretty sight, and fully lives up to its name of "The Pearl of Andalusia." The total cost of the Suez caual was $120,750,000. There are more than 25,000 sailing vessels of over'fifty tons on the oceans at present. ) s In the manufacture of cotton goods Germany holds third place, belug ex ceeded only by Great Britain and 4he United States. Under President Diaz the railroads of Mexico have reached 19,000 miles, and the government ' revenues have grown from $15,000,000 to $115,000,000. Out of a toal of 307,157 workers in clothing factories, in Great Britain, 107,820 are women, the female tailors numbering 40,072, to 13.9S4 men. A single fruit company exported last year 40,000,000 bunches of bananas to Europe and the United States from Central aud South America and Jamaica. The Plymouth (Eng.) Town Council has 'decided to abandon the annual fes tival of the "Fishyngo Feaste," which has been carried ou for more than threo centuries "to the pious memory of Sir Francis Drake." The Jewish Women's' Foreign Belief Aygoclutiou of Los Angeles, Cal., has opened a new settlement house. It I named for Moses Mendelssohn, grand father of the comiKiser. Mrs. Bertha Illrsch Baruch Is president of the re lief association aud one of the prims movers in the work. A seaside resort iu ths Hawke's bay district of New Zealand Is called by the charming Maori name Tamatauka KiikaianguiaugaKoauau. nut this is only an abbreviation. Tho full name 1b Tamatauwhatatalghlbangakoauaota lienulrr.ranglkltanatahu. The trnnsla tlon la: "The bill on which Tanenul arangl (the husband of heaven) played his Pute to his beloved." That the stern of the Dreadnought is hardly as satisfactory as could be de sired Is no secret. The position of ths two rudders Just aft of the two center screws has already given some slight trouble that has led to exaggerated re ports of bad maneuvering qualities, but the true difficulty lies not so much In tbat as in the determination of the best position for tho propellers in the newer ships. It Is a. polut thut merits much attention lu turbine vessels. Engineer, Bobln Hood Is a traditionary English outlaw and popular hero. He Is said to have been born at Locksley, Nottlng- hnmslvlre, about 1100. He lived In the woods with his band, either for rea soufl of his own or because he was re ally outlawed, bis haunts being chiefly Sherwood forest and Bamsdacl In Yorkshire. lie Is also said to havs been tho outlawed Earl of Hunting d'Ui. According to tradition be was ex travagant and adventurous and thougb kind to he poor, robbed tbe rich. iincn and Metllelue. lu very early times women made up medicines lu the couveutual Infirmaries. The Abbess lllldegurde, who founded a school for nurses at Uupertsburg, near Blugen-on-the-Ublne, In the twelfth cen tury, made u special study of tbe art of healing, and Iniitructcd her nuns In ths use of medlclaul plants, tho compound' Ing of simples, aud the dispensing of medicines, lllldegurde left ueblud her tbe Jardln do Sante, a materia m edict of the time, lu which are described the principles accepted lu tbe middle ages ooucerulng tbe properties of plants and minerals as related to disease. Ths Abbess was counted a great and learned parson, was tho corresondent of popes snd emperors, and after her death was canonised. London Curoulcle. swnsnnm. f&Jpr'XSW I Perhaps the most superstitious class sf people in the United States are the otherwise hard-headed, keen-witted railroad men. They are fatalists by circumstances of a life of constant dan ger. Death Is a commonplace; aocj dent and Injury all in the day's work and line or duty. Contempt of death, akin to that of the fanatic Mussulman, but without the allurement of the black-eyed hour! paradise. Is bred by familiarity, tho never-ending risk of life and limb, as told In tho grim sta tistics of railroad fatalities. Mam- bloody campaigns of great wars show fewer casualties than the annual death and accident report of the Interstate Commerce Commission. This makes life cheap and Its risk and sacrifice for so much per diem an Incident. The railroad map lives In an atmosphere of the fatal chance and nervejeaslng un certainty. Death tnay bo speeding to ward him and arotin the curve ahead; the next pounding of tbe massive driv ers may strike a broken rail ; the tower signal man makes his awful er rors in an almost unvarying average; the landslide wid the tampered switch are entirely beyond prevision. And It is this domlnancy of chance, of the im provised, the unexpected, the unfore seen, utterly battling human ingenuity, that makes tho average railroad man as suierstItloiisly fatalistic as a whirl ing dervish or a warrior of the Mad Mulluh. This environment of tbe fatal chance, emphasizing human futility and powerlessness, creates h rich soil for omen, charm and fetich, and few rail road men can be found who are not In oculated with the virus of protecting superstition. Press them closely, and seven out of ten will confess It lu a half shamefaced, half defiant way. .For Instance, it Is considered most unlucky among engineers to take an engine out for its first run Friday or on that fatal day to put the finishing toucnes to it In the. shop. Trainmen, particularly lirakemen of the old school, believe It is bad luck If MOUNTED NURSES. . ' Thejr Mar Become a Ftar of tan English Array. Army nursing may be revolutionized as the result of a course of training Instituted at the North London Hiding School, where the Islington Drill Brl gado Girls' Yeomanry, twenty-five strong. Is showing what mounted horses could do In tbe field. The innovation will be brought un officially to the notice of tho British military department at the next annual show of the navy and army, and it K believed the army medical corps will give the Idea more than passing con sideration. The work of the girls' bri gade is a revelation to every army offi cer who witnesses it. They are trained to all the arts of nursing heforo being advanced to the brigade service. In this their work Is to bld up the wounds of any soldier found helpless in the field, hoist him HUIISE AMI WOl NUKU SOI.IHKB. upon their horses and ride with him to the field hospital. All this they do lu their regular drills with surprising pro ticleiicy. x Army olhVers are already discussing the practicability of the plan. The most reasonable object Ion urged Is the question of ciu' alile lo mount nurses where every available horse Is ueeded for fighting and transport work. Most of the officers admit that tho women would be invaluable If they could be equipped iiikI so maintained. Admittedly It would be out of the question to have such a mounted nurse cerps In desert fighting, such us Eng lish troops are frequently required to engage In, but on European battlefields there Is no reason why they could not be used to distinct advantage. The Islington brigade has been of Iclally Invited to attend the next mili tary tournament, and it Is by no means Improbable that they may ultimately be tbe nucleus dT similar corps throughout the army. 1 IU:M .Mil ;f JDME OF HUT BEUERT rmMnr adhered to by HIE MOn IN a woman Is the first to enter the train at the beginning of the trip. They will resort to ruse or diplomacy t avert such an Invitation of accident They will stop a woman with slew infulries about her ticket or destination In erdsr that a masculine foot will be the first to ascend the steps. It is alse consid ered bad luck for the train te permit a cripple or n hunchback to enter first. A one-armed man among passengeri upon .a train is also viewed with sus picion as an omen of accident Sometimes a. careless fireman will let the engine bell toll. Such an untoward accident means that some member of the engineer's family will soon die. Old time engineers will not count the num ber of cars in a train as It rounds a curve. It Is considered bad luck. As would naturally be expected from the wide prevalence of the number 8 superstition, it occupies an Important place among railroad men's omens. It Is the firm conviction of almost all railroad men that when ene man la killed or Injured in railroad work two other fatalities or accidents will follow In rapid succession. It Is considered uulucky, before two or three days have elapsed, for a railroad man to take the place of another who has been killed lu an accident Engineers see an omen of death upon the trip If the headlight of their en gine accidentally goes out as the en gine Is leaving the roundhouse. A left-handed engineer Is viewed as a hoodoo by many trainmen. It is be lieved his presence in the cab Invites disaster, . and old-time firemen and brakemen seek transfer te other trains as soon as a left-handed engineer is put on their run. Trainmen dislike tbe presence of a corpse in the baggage or express cars, Just as sailors object te carrying a corpse on board ship. But It Is consid ered particularly threatening to load the coffin on a train with the feet of the dead person toward the engine. In a recent wreck in North Carolina a corpse was almost Incinerated and many persons were killed. It Is the firm belief of trainmen on the South THE BF.KArS8A.yCB 07 COAST ABOUNDS IS FISH. I'nrlOo Itrslon Will la Tlate Sneplr hie Whale Coaalrr. The extensive coast line of the terri tory seems everywhere abundant with halibut, which has become almost a luxury In the East. There the fishing Is done at great hazard and at long distances from markets, while in Alas ka tho fisherman leaves his home In the morning and returns in the even ing with tbe fruits of bis labor. A little off tbe coast of Alaska and lu many places among tbe numerous islands along the shores there exists great cod banks. These are little known and while they are now fished to some extent It might be said tbe in dustry Is wholly in Its Infancy. When we consider the enormons extent of these banks as compared with those off (he New England coast and the very few fish now taken on them as com pared with the large numbers taken on tbe Atlantic It can readily be seen to what an extent this fishery can also lio expnTulcd. Here also the element of safety Is greatly In favor of the In dustry on the Pacific coast. At present lu a small way, both halibut and cod are shipped clear across the continent to Boston and New York. With better and cheaper facilities tbe markets of the 1'nlted States will soon be openlug up to the Pacific. Tho salmon fishing Is now wholly done for canning and in a small way salted. The extent to which this part f the Industry has grown Is more fa miliar to the world tlufn any other. During the last few years the fresh Thh Industry has made Inroads even ou the cannery supply aud mild cured sal mon Is now being hipped all the way to Germany for smoking. During the last winter buyers from German houses In Hamburg have appeared In Alaska towns and eagerly taken all tho product they could secure. This is but a beginning, and development In time lu the way of improved means of trans portatloii will extend the shipping of sulmon rresh "from the watera of Alaska to all parts of the world. Pa elflc Coast Monthly. Plain. Casey Are yes for agitation, Molkel Dugan Faith, OI am! So long as Olculand Is silent under her wrongs. England will be deaf to her cries. Boston Transcript i frr-f VPrA COUEAGEOUsf m MEN AND ern that the body was loaded In tha' fste defying way. But the railroad van is net alone In his belief In omens and charms. The passenger alse has a pet lot of superb stittona that defy logic and the persuv ton of common sense. The belief that tbe wearing of a white newer or a white ribbon protects travelers from accident is fairly widespread. Some believe that; burning coffee just before leering on i Journey Is better than an accldut Vr Icy, and In certain sections of the Sooth; some very pteus people will not under take a railroad trip without first tylnf a copy ef the sixteenth psalm under th left armpit Patting a wisp ef straw; In the bottom of tbe trunk Is believed net only to protect the baggage frox. lees, but aleo Insure the safety of the owner. Women sometimes pack thttf stockings la the trunk In a mystic cir cle, as a protection from accident There la a superstition that It Is un lucky to lock the trunk before it leave! tbe house, and with more apparent rea son, It Is particularly portentous if the trunk lid falls upon, you while you are packing. It a traveler loses his hat out of car wtndew there Is compensation in the knowledge that It means good news' from home. If a passenger happens to; pass a derailed or wrecked locomotive. ft is. the sign that he soon Is to come Into pessessloa of hidden wealth. To see a crow reeding on a carcass is an other lucky omen for a traveler. If dust blows Jn a person's eye while en bis way to catch a train It Is a sign ef accident on the trtp. It la consid ered an ominous encounter for a persoa hurrying to a train to meet a spectacle wearing negro. It is also unlucky for a traveler to cut his finger nails just before starting on a Journey; disgrace win overtake him, a ad if a traveler leaves home In a carriage for the station It Is simply Inviting disaster for his family or friends to watch him out ef sight To lssure the safe return of a nervous traveler It la only necessary to tie an Irish knot In his handker chief, but If he loses the knotted piece of linen he had better end his misery by Immediate suicide. Here is an Incantation which Pullman conductors declare will Insure slumber en a sleeping car te even chronic In somulacs, If rapes ted several times with the eyes focused on the tip of the nose: "A sleeper Is that on which the; sleeper which carries the sleeper runs; therefore, while the sleeper sleeps In the sleeper the sleeper carries the sleep-' er over the sleeper Into the sleeper which carries the sleeper, and jumps off the sleeper by striking the sleeper In the sleeper, and there la no sleeper In the sleeper." THE KNICXEBBOCKER. JUSTUSES TO GO TO CX&CUS. i Farmer Telle Way Excitement la Toe Coetly (er film. In riding along the highway I no-. tlced that all the barns were covered with circus pictures and by and by. wnen I came along to where an old farmer was cutting weeds outside his gate, I asked : "Well, uncle, I suppose you will go to the circus next week?" 'I couldn't do It," be solemnly re plied, accompanied by several shakes of his bead. "Are you afraid that tbe elephant will break loose?" "No. I'm afraid of myself." "As te bew?" "Last fall," he said, as he straight ened up to lea a on the hoe handle. "I went coonlag ene night In that corn field over there. Tbe dog routed out coon and the pesky varmint headed fot a tree that stood where you see that stump. I had just finished building a (400 barn where you see that mess of timbers and boards. The dog follered the coon and I follered the dog. It was a big, fat coon and bis pelt was wuth all of 40 cents." "I see," said I, as he made a long pause. . "I never knew that I was an ex citable man before, but they say they heard mo holler two miles away. I meant to have that varmint. When he treed I ran for the ax. The old wom an came out and yelled at me, but I chopped and whooped and whooped and chopjied, and then the tree coma crash In' down It smashed tho barn as flat as a ctnor nail and the coon got away. Am I goin' to the circus? Wall, I guess not! I'm going to root up weeds and hoe In the garden and he the quietest maq In this hull state for the next year to come!" Baltimore American. He Would. "Bonsevelt loves a man who has a large family." "The man who married the fat wo man In the museum would be Just his kind of people, wouldn't he?" Houston Post Perhapa a few mora people would try to be good If they didn't bump late so many others who overdo tbe thing. Many men's goodness Is due to the fact that they are not found out " ' ' 4- lira