THE MUSE OP HISTORY ON THE GLORIOUS FOURTH.
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After suffering for seven yenr,
this woman vvusrestcreil to iienltli
by Lydia 13. IMnkiinm'a Ve?c tnblo
Compound. .Uend her letter.
Mrs. Sallio French, of I'aueivur.la,
Ind. Ter., writes to Jlrs. llnkliam:
" I had female troubles for seven
years was all run-down, nud no ner
vous I could not do anything. The
doctors treated me for different troubles
but did me no good. While in this con
dition I wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for nd
viee and toolc Lydia E. Pinlch;ini's Vege
table Compouadj find 1 ara now strong
and well."
FACTS FOR S.CK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Fink
ham's Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been tho
standard reinedy for female ills,
and has positively cured thousands ot
women who have been troubled with
displacement;;:, inflammation, ulcera
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, tuat bear-ing-down
feeling, iltitulency,indiscs
tion,dizziness,oj Nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Don't hesitate to write to Mrs.
Pinkham if titere is anything
about your ck'tieess you do not
understand. P!ie will treat your
letterinconMciiee and advise you
free. So woman ever regretted
writing her, nnd hecnuso of her
vast experieTM" she hits helped
thousand- " 'vnn.aiass.
The Handy Doctor in Your
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nTS a thin, round-cornered little
Enamel Box
I J When carried In your vest pocket
- It means Health-Insurance.
It contains Six Candy Tablets of pleasant
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Each tablet Is a working dose of Cas
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Bowels and Liver.
It will not purge, sicken, nor upset the
stomach.
Because It Is not a "Bile-driver," like
Salts, Sodium, Calomel, Jalap, Senna, nor
Aperient Waters.
Neither la It like Castor Oil, Glycerine,
or other Oily Laxatives that simply lubricate
the Intestines for transit of the food stopped
up In them at that particular time.
The chief cause of Constipation and
Indigestion Is a weakness of the Muicles
that contract the Intestines and Bowels.
Cascarets are practically to the Bowel
Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath
are to the Athletic Muscles.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract, expand, and squeeze the Digea
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They don't help the Bowels and Liver In
such a way as to make them lean upon
Similar assistance for the future.
This Is why, with Cascarets, the dose
may be lessened each succeeding time
Instead of Increased, as It must be with all
other Cathartics and Laxatives.
Cascarets act like exercise.
, If carried in your vest pocket, (or carried
In My Lady's Purse,) and eaten just when
you suspect you need one, you will never
know a sick day from the ordinary I lis of life
Because these Ills begin In the Bowels,
and pave the way for all other diseases.
"Vest Pocket" box 10 cents. TtT
Be sure you get the genuine, made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never
sold In bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCCT7
Libhy's
Veal Loaf
is made of the best
selected meat, scientific
ally prepared and even
ly baked by damp heat
in Libby's Greel While
Kitchen. The natural
flavor is ell retained.
When removed frcrn the
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It can be quickly pre
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styles and nothing makes
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In the home, at the
camp, and for the picnic
Lilly's Yeal Loaf is a
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JES' PLAIN TORPEDOES.
The good old Fourth'! a-comln' th best
dar 1b th year,
And little chaps get anxious-like when
once lu drawln' near ;
They talk of firecrackers and they dream
about the noise.
The dear old Fourth was certainly Jes'
mado fer little boys.
Bill's cot a treat bit: cannon, with (use
yau have to light.
And lott of great big crackers that's filled
with dynamite ;
But I'm a little feller alnt' have as old
as he,
And I guess that plain torpedoes will have
to do fer me.
Pa says that giant crackers ain't fit fer
little chaps.
He's sore on all toy pistols and hates these
paper caps.
Hi don t Intend his children shall ever cele
brate By blowing off their lingers he says they'll
have to wait.
"Tou're nothln' but a baby," my father
says "as yet,
And your daddy can't quite spare you ; he
needs you bad, you bet.
Bill's got some giant crackers? Well, that
I know Is true.
But I guess that plain torpedoes will have
to do fer you."
It's hard to have big brothers and watch
them at their play.
And s to bs a little chap and sort o' In
the way ;
To have folks always tell you, you eau't do
thus and so,
Because you're Jes, a little chap not old
enough, you knew.
But ma, she sees I'm tearful, so she takes
me In her lap
And aays, "Why, what's the matter? You're
cryln', little chap."
Then, as she bends to kiss me, I'm brave
as I can be,
t guesa that plain torpedoea are gooj enough
for me !
Louis E. Thayer, In Woman's Home Companion.
OLD GLORY.
A Salem Skipper Credited with Citr
ine tho Flo Thla Xara.
ILVT the American
flag was nnmed Old
Glory in 1S."U bv a
Salem (Mass.) skip
per named William
Driver is osnerted
by the Boston Globe.
He was at that time
captain of Jha brig
Charles Popgatt.
Captain Drivr, a
successful di-ep sea
sailor, was prepar
ing to nlmpe th
brig's course to the southern Pacific.
Just before the brig left Salem a youni;
man at the bead of a party of friend
saluted Captain Driver on the deck of
the Doggett and presented him with a
large and beautifully made American nng.
It was done up in stops and when seat
Dp aloft and broken out to the air Captain
Driver chrlsteued it Old Glory.
He took it to the south Pacific, and
years after when old age forced him to
relinquish the sea be treasured the flu
as an old friend.
Captain Driver moved to Nashville,
Tenn., in 1857 and died there in 1S.SU.
Previous to the outbreak of hostilities
between the North and the South Ol.l
Glory was flung to the breeze every day
from the window of Captain Driver's
Nashville bouse, but when the bullets be
gan to sip and the odor of gunpowdpr to
taint the air the old flag had ' to be se
creted. It was kept out of sight inside n great
bed comfortably until Feb. 27, 1S;2. when
Brig. Gen. Nelson's wing of the I'nion
army appeared in Nashville. Captain
Driver presented It to tho general to b
hoisted on the capital. It was run up by
Captain Driver himself. He wutc-h.'d it
(brough the night, and. a heavy wind
coming up, be took it down aud sent a
new flag up in its place.
The original Old Glory was preserved
and after the death of Captain Driver
It wan presented by the compiler of the
Driver memoirs to the Kttset hmtitu'e ot
talem, Mass., where it may now be xeen.
Facts About Firecrackers.
The greater part of the almost $2,000,
000 worth of firecrackers annually ex
ported by China comes to New York. Aud
the United States stands next to China
In Its use of tbem.
Thousand of Chinee men, women and
children work at the making of fire
crackers, for there are no manufactories
there, tb work being done by band. They
7 ifmi L rMA0 wmwm
receive only about $1.40 for making 10,
000 firecrackers, laboring from six In the
morning until eleven at night seven days
a week.
Sb a Chinese woman or child works
like a slave for two days to earn what
Is spent on a few bunches of firecrackers
by the urchin bent on doing justice to the
Glorious Fourth.
A VIEW FROM MARS.
What a Visitor from Another World
Thought of Our Fourth.
It was Fourth of July night, and the
Visitor from Mars stood on the roof of
a skyscraper overlooking tho celebration!
TIm- black air vvus filled with scooting
things of fire that streaked through the
night and vanished into the mdcrinl
spaces; of bright balls that shot up from
earth and burst. on high witfi a report
rilling the heavens with brilliant, evau
eseent clusters of stars in tho hues of
purpto, red and burning copper.
"What are these things called?" asked
the A isitor, whose inquisitiveness was be
coniiiv; almost a bore.
"Tims," said the ninn who was show
ing him around, "are called fireworks,
They are being sent up ot great expense
by the Celebration Committee."
"I have been on earth long enough to
know that they are not sent into the sky
every night," s.iid the Visitor, "and from
this I should naturally imply that there
was something doing."
"Well, rather," exclaimed the .World
ling. "This, I should like to inform
you. is the Fourth of July."
"I have observed the calendar," said
the Martian, ''but I don't see anything
about. that date that makes it necessary
for you to paint Imitation constellations
all over the sky."
"That," replied the American, "is he-
cause yon are not so fortunate as to
have been born south of Canada and
north of Mexico. These skyrockets and
Itoman candles nre being shot off to cele
brate the fact that some years ago the
America u people chased the Hritisli off
their map and established a free and In
dependent republic."
"Did the American people chase the
P.ritish off with skyrockets and Uoman
candles?" asked the naive traveler.
"Scarcely," said the American, who
was becoming impatient. "Our patriots
met 'em at Islington and shot 'em full
of lead pill, and when the enemy had
vamoosed they set up, us I said, the
greatest republic In the world "
"So I understand," said the logical
Hlien. "hut did you found the greatest
republic lu the world through the help
of these skyrockets ami things?-' I.
"Not as I know of," said the citizen
iu distrust.
"Then pard'ju my foreign way of look
ing at things,!' said the Martian, "but
what, would you pleuse explain, have
these great sparks up iu the air to do
with the Fourth of July?"
"I'll hit you In a minute!" said the
American. "Can't you see that they're
used to celebrate with?"
"Just be patient a minute!" suld the
bore from another star, but ut that mo
ment a diversion occurred. Something
big uud red hail exploded with a bung,
a 'id the figure of a man was seen lying
prone on the sidewalk far below. There
wus an excited rush of people, and an
ambulance came clanging around the cor
ner. f All." said the Martian at last, "I see,
I see. The fiery demonstration is in the
nature of a ceremony to your god of war,
a ml the victim Ix-low is merely a human
saeri'.ice. A very clever bleu."
So saying, the Visitor from Mar pull
ed on his tin helmet, took a chew from
a plug of radium, and mounted his flying
machine.
"Oh, must yon go?" asked the World
ling, trying politely to couceal a sigh of
relief.
"Oli, yes," suld the Martian, "I think
I'll take u run over to Chicago and study
the beef trust." San Francisco News
letter. Frrdd r'a Theory.
Hald small Freddy on the eve
tit tb. Fourth of July :
"I tbluk all the little stars
That twinkle up so high
Are simply Hooiao candle balls,
atutk fust lu the sky."
LITTLE JOHNNY'S GLASS.
Mr. Smirks sold fireworks.
Ills trade was very bright;
People liought them right and left
To set them off at ulght.
hi
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But Just then Ilttlo Johnny passed
The owner's back was turned
To see the whole display go off
The soul of Johnny yea rue J.
hit
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He qtilskly found a burolug glaM,
And held It to the sua ;
A little spark ho soon espt.d
And then the deed waa done.
A flash a bang ! a pop I a crack I
Ah! aad 'tis to relate I
Next day Kmlrks told his neighbors that
Ills stock had gone off great.
biiltseat Ions for Firework.
No matter how warm and wearied a
man may be a firecracker dropped down
his shirt collar will stimulate him.
One of the latest quips is '.j paint a
small bomb In Imitation of a golf ball
aud let a friend take a wback at it.
One of the most propitious places for
a firecracker is a fluffy bat, or, better
still, the back bair.
V One of the capital diversions of an
evening entertainment is to fasten a p'n-
wheel to a lace curtain, touch a match
to I he fuse and ace whut the freinon do.
Some may prefer a plate (lass win
dow for a skyrocket target, but the best
authorities agree that it Is Ken at its
best In a crowded dining room. New
York Herald.
Homo Fourth of Julr Proverbs.
A lit firecracker in the hand Isn't
worth two in the pack.
There is no use pulling the trigger after
the gun has been fired.
Do not look a gift cannon la the month.
Never light your Roman candle at both
ends.
It la the pin wheel that loses by doing a
good turn.
One swallow doesn't make a soring nor
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one firecracker a Fourth. (
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NEW TJI?K.
3Sff-, GuararOeed under u loo
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Raises Over for Market.
Only 'about a couple of miles from
Ctcllu la one of the unique industries
of the atiite. lM'Wslng about In per
fect contentment In a der park la a
herd of beautiful duor.
This door pitrk eonidsta of fifteen
noros, ntid nt present there are seven
deer on the premises, eleven having
nlreaily been wold tills season. Tho
young deer ure sold each year nnd
brliifr u pulr. They nre shipped In
August or Siiteinber. A Mr. Uase
berry hits been rnlslng nnd Helling deer
for fourteen yearn, having ns many as
twenty-live on bund nt one time. The
herd usually doubles In number each
yenr.
Occasionally, If frightened suddenly,
or tempted by the call of the wild, un
older deer will wale his stockade and
liend for the hills. Hut lie' always
comes back to his home, apparently
penitent. Kiihr Oltv Journal.
Such Difference.
Mrs. rneuritch Do you mean to say
you would allow your daughter to marry
a conductor?
Mrs. Illggins Why, not, madam? Ill
is a musical conductor.
Mrs. FucuritchOh !
VETERAN OF THREE WARS.
A Pioneer of Colorado and Nebraska
Matthias Campbell, veteran of the
Civil War and two Indian wars, and
a pioneer or Colo
rado, now living at
218 Fast Nebraska
street, Hlalr, Neb.,
says : "I had such
pains In my back for
a long time that I
JimL
could not turn In bed,
and at times there
was an almost total
stoppage of the urine.
My wife and I have
both used Doan'B Kidney Tills for what
doctors diagnosed as advanced kidney
I roubles, and both of us have been com
pletely cured."
Sold by nil dealers. 50 rents a box,
Foster-Mllbiirn Co., Utiffalo, N. Y.
Wlteu Moat Mm I'rar.
Towns Scauffer says he never
prayed In all his life.
Hrowno Well, well, what n monoto
nous life he has led! . Kvldently he)
ban never loon In a tight place.
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f bllulsh Faith.
"Little girl, nre you sure the milk yoo
get nt your house is pure and clean?"
"Ycs'in. We get it from the country.
It comes from the uicest white cow joa
ever saw." Chicago Tribune.
"Mrs. I'lnkhnm, of the Lydia B.
I'ltikliaui Medicine Company of Lynn,
Miihs., together with ber son, Arthur
W. I'lnkhnm and the younger members
of her family, sailed for Naples on
May 20 for a three months' tour
throughout Europe and a much-needed
vacation."
The Professor.
The Iloctor I have just had a strange
case. A young woman while dnnelng last
night nearly ruined a tendon In her foot.
The Professor I see. Strained one of
ber lerpsichords. Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Child
rcL teething, softeus the gums, reduces In
flammation, allays puln, cures wind colic
arc a iwttij.
Tlm.v l.otluir Friends.
Nnn ""Ids iH oue of my last pboto
grupliH. Fun Why "hiKt," dear? You'll look
well in a photograph for several years
et.
IVItlt'a Kya Salve for IIBe.
RelieviM tired eyes, (uickly stops eye
(idiex. congevted, liillumed and common
Fore eves. All druggists or Howard liros.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
No Room for Anything- Ela.
"Iiaura," growletl the husband, "what
have you taken all my clothes out of this
closet for?"
"Now there's no use in your making
any funs about it, iieorge," said bis wife,
with a note of defiance In her voice, "I
just had to have some place where I could
bang my new spring hat." Chicago Trib
une. r s rt St. via.'
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The Kind You Hare Always Bought and which has been
in ttso for over SO years,
All Counterfeits, Imitations and" Jnst-as-good'are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiment
What lo CASTORIA
Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Faro-'
trorlc, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Slorphlno nor other Narcotic)
mibstance. Its age is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Forerlshness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic It relievos Teethlnjr Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the
Stomach and Dowels, ging1 healthy and natural Bleep.
Tho Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYO
Si
Boars the
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years
ret ainraua eoaaMav, rv sieaaiiT arasrr. aiw voaa Mm
Natural Prrsnmpttoa
Fr the fifth or sixth time within a
period of a year and a half Farmer High
noggle strode Into the presence of tht
railway claim agent.
"Well, what is it this time, Mr. High
noggle?" asked the agent. "One of oni
trains has run over another heifer ol
yours, I presume and the heifer, ol
course, was a Jersey."
"No," growled the fnrmer, "it ain't t
heifer this time. One o your injlnes hil
a spring wagon o' mine t'other day,
Didn't hurt the wagon much, but ll
knocked a riddle off the sate a a' broke it
all to smash."
"I am very sorry, Mr. Ilighsnoggla
but we can't afford to pay you 7,500 foi
smashing that fiddle."
"Who's ask in' you to pay $7,500 ?"
"Why, It was a genuine Stradivariua
wasn't It?" Chicago Tribune.
' In this country the death rate among
the miners la S.4 per thousand employed.
In Itclglum In 1900 the number was 0.04,
In Great Ilritain it was 1.20, in France
it waa 0.84 in 1005, and la Prussia It
was 1.8 In 1904.
THOUGHT CHILD WOULD DIE.
Whole Body Covered with Cuban
Itch Catloura Itemedlea Cured at
Cost of Seventy-Five Cents.
"My little boy, when only an infant
of three months, caught the Cuban
Itch. Sores broke out from bis bead to
the bottom of his feet He would Itch
and claw himself and cry all the time.
He could not sleep day or night, and a
light dress Is ally he could wear. 1
called one of our best doctors to treat
hlin but he seemed to get worse. He
suffered so terribly that my huBbnud
said he believed he would have to die.
I had almost given up hope when a
lady friend told nie to try the Cutlcura
Itenicdles. I used the Cutlcura Soap
and applied the Cutlcura Ointment nnd
he nt once fell .Into a sleep, and be slept
with ease for the first time since two
months. . After three applications the
sores begun to dry up, and in Just two
weeks from the day I commenced to use
the Cutlcura Remedies my baby was
entirely well. The treatment only cost
mo 75c, and I would have gladly paid
$100 If I could not have got It cheaper.
I feel safe In saying that the Cutlcura
Remedies wived his lite. He Is now a
boy of five years. Mrs. Zona Miller,
Union City. It. F. D. No. 1, Branch Co.,
Mich., May 17. 1000."
Instruction on the construction and op
eration of the turbine engine bas been
added to the course of the Stuyvesant high
school in New York City. A turbine en
gine has been installed and is shown In
operation beside an engine of the recipro
cating type. The turbine Is doing duty
in generalizing electricity, as well as serv
ing for demonstration purposes.
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