r IIATIOII WILL EXTEND I Meeting to Be Held In Albuquerque, N. M Will tjlve Impetus to Great Work. WILL HELP FORESTRY TOO. Projects to Be Undertaken May In toIto Total Expenditure of Hun dred Million Dollars. . Following by only a few months the meeting of the Governors to consider the conservation of the nation's re sources the sixteenth annual irrigation congress, to be held In Albuquerque, N. M., from Sept 20 to Oct. 10, will be a gathering of unusual significance. Within the next few years the work of the government for reclaiming the unfruitful lands of the continent will almost certainly, it Is asserted, under go a big expansion, and where now mil lions of dollars are lclng extended In utilizing wasted water supplies and di verting them to fertile arid regions, the , draining of swamp lands and the prob lem of reforestation are likely to be big juestlons that in the near future will receive the attention of the scientists and engineers of the reclamation ser vice. In the work at present undertaken the next three years will witness an expenditure of f39,000,000,neeordlng to the broad program that is being carried out, and this, added to $.11,000,000 that already has gone into the irrigation works concerned, will bring to comple tion twenty-eight Irrigation projects In sixteen States, making productive 1,010,000 acres of formerly desert waste. From this time on, also, the govern ment engineers plan tq begin operation on fet least one big reclamation project each year until the whole scheme, in volving an outlay of $100,000,000, shall have been completed. Ffcns will be fliscusaed for those to be begun, includ ing big works in the valley nt the Col orado River and in the Sacramento Val ley in California. All of which lends magnitude and Imiiortnnce to the com ing con grew. ' Will Consider Forestry Also. The subject of forestry is sluted for extended discussion at this gathering, Its relation to irrigation being the most Intimate, It Is said.- Rivers rising in devastated countries are subject to an nual floods that cannot be controlled and work only further devastation each year, while the flow can be turned to no useful purpose. In the country surrounding Albu querque, where the modern wonders of irrigation are to be discussed, there are traces of ancient works fully as wonderful in their way because created by primitive peoples ages ago who were the first Irrigators of the West. The moBt remarkable part of it, ac cording to the government engineer who are surveying new canals for these same regions, is that the ancients, with their crude Instruments, hit upon the most advantageous routes for carrying out, these big engineering works, and In many sections to-day, it Is said, the surveys are plotting out the new works right along the lines of those In use centuries ago. Pretty soon steak will be a sign of wealth. The American navy is stin the nnfeated , wonder of the world. . 1 The Japs realise that peace has its dis asters no less than war. The desire to take Harry Thaw to Eu rope ought to be encouraged. Congress has been just as busy as though It bad been doing something. Prince Helle refuses to plunge at Monte Carlo. He prefers to plsy a sure thing. It takes a strong-minded woman to sup port the weight of a Merry Widow bon net. Evelyn Thaw suys she wishes the pub ,. lie to forget her. The public wishes it could. An authority says "diamonds are hard er than steel." They are certainly harder to get. Now let us hear from the delegate on Merry Widow bats as one of our national Some are born to trouble, some huut tor trouble and some marry Into the Gould family. Mrs. Hetty Green deules that her daughter Is aoinz to ret marriaH nnu Husband will probably be cheaper before i ne year is out. The House of Representatives costs us $100 a minute. Yet people still se.y that "taut is cheap." The fact that the JniinnHu inv.nt. limericks a thousand years ago is enough to make some toot-headed people want to . go to war wan t&em. Every young naval officer knows ex actly bow to build a battleship, just ai every man knows bow to run a farm, t hotel or a newspaper. Down in (JHorir a. tkev t irt campaign a year or two In advance, so as to nna time to say all tbe hard thin 3 tney turns about each other. When Mrs. Hcttv Green K.-.ir,- ,,., ing $30 a day at a hotel it's a sign that the Ttanlc Is over. The price of foreign noblemen has been reoueeo, out tns netter ones are still care and uxuenalve. The man who swallowed a check for fl.J must Jiave some persoual knowledz ' a k . ... vi uuuigewea securities. Gov. Swanson suys "a clear conscience is to i be preferred to gold.' Hut some people have neither one. - If Russia and Japan do not maintain the 'Open . door" in Manchuria, Uncle Sam is prepared to smash a window or two. ALLISON WINS ITS IOWA. Returns Indicatt Nomination of tlie Hawkeys Senator. Returns from mor than 800 pre cincts Wednesday Indicated that Sena tor Allison hnd defeated Governor Cummins In the fight for the Repub lican Senatorial nomination, as a re sult of the State primaries. The AJ11 son men claimed at least 10,000, but the Cummins leaders would not concede this. Counties which two years ago went for Governor Cummins this year re turned a majority for Allison. Seven Congressional districts give Allison his majority. He carried practically every SENATOR AIXISOX. county in the First and Second Dis tricts. In the Third District he lost Hardin County and In the Fifth Cum mins secured a majorty In three of the counties. One of the surprises of the prima ries was the election of Judge 8. F. Prouty over Congressman Hull at an estimated plurality of 1,200. Judge Prouty carried Polk, Story, Marlon and Dallas Counties. He carried nearly ev ery precinct In Des Moines and Poflk County. Senator Allison has been In the Unit ed States Senate since 1S7.1 and be served four terms In the lower bouse before winning the toga. This gives him a record of forty-three years In Congress. Mr. Allison was born at Porry, Ohio, March 2, 1820. -KBSHHBW The startling assertion that In tht schools of 810 cities and towns of the United States conditions are ripe for a reiM'tition of tbe Collinwood, Ohio, fire disaster appears in a current issue of a fire insurance publication, the Insurant's Press. A list of the dancer snots is pub lished, and it Includes Chicago, New York. Cleveland, Detroit, Philadelphia, Boston and numerous other large cities, as well as smaller centers of population. tire statistics show that, during Ihc first quarter of 1908, fifty-eight fires oc curred in educational institutions of the United States and Canada, resulting In death to many students, endangering th lives ot thousands of others, and causing a projiefcy loss of about $1,000,000. In many instances dormitories were burned, some while the students were asleep at night. Such dangerous blazes occurred In nineteen States and one territory. Pub lic school fires caused damage In eighteen States. I'anica among pupils and teach ers invariably resulted. Safety was often found to be sought, not in tbe protection n (forded by fireproof building material. Iron escapes or other structural improve ments, but in fire drills, which depended upon discipline tbst could be maintained only when danger was remote. The statement is made that at 322 col leges and universities the question of the safety of the lives of students has scarce ly been considered. By far ths greater danger, however, is said to exist in the public schools of the country. Public school boards are said to appreciate their reHK)nsibility by providing fireproof ma terials in new buildings, but little or noth ing is done to Improve conditions In old school houses which were erected before the modern building era. This is declared to be a matter worthy immediate and widespread action on tbe part of public officials. If theaters, churches, balls and otlier public gather ing places are by law equipped with sprinkler systems, fire escapea and other safety devices, how important it is that school houses, where children spend as much as thirty hours a week, be pro tected. The Fort Wayne, Ind., hotsl fire, which found helpless, sleeping vic tims lu unprotected rooms, is Hie eighty fifth blase of its kind In the United States snd Canada aiuee the first of the year. Not all of these resulted In loss ot life, but hotels, 'like schools, are shown to be In need of special protective apparatus. World's Rliml Clock Starts. At 3 p. ni. on a recent day a clock was started on top of the factory building of Colgate A Co. In Jersey City, which is be lieved to be the largest clock in ths world. It is 38 feet serous its dial and the mechanism weighs 2,000 pounds. Ths minute hand Is 20 feet long snd its end travels 24 inches every minute. At night the hands are outlined with incandescent lights, a red light marking each numeral tnd a white light for each minute. FROM FAB, AND NEAR. A federal grund jury litis begun sn In vestigation of alleged land frauds said to have been committed In U mat ilia coun ty, Oregon. Lieut. Archibald Tagsart, biggest pa llcemnn in New York, l feet 0 inches tall and IKS) pounds In weight, 4iaa retired af ter twenty years to become a butcher. . Three men, John Sharpies, John Miles and a young F.iiglishman, named Rich- Diond, all or .Nelson. It. ('., were swept over the falls In Kootauia river and drowned. Fire at Childress, Texas, destroyed the nstcbliie, blacksmith and boiler shops o the Fort Worth and Denver road. The loss will reach $200,000. At the meeting of the Yale corpora tion In New Haven, Conn., announcement was made of the election of Prof. Jones, dean of the School of Kneineerinir nt tha University of Mimiewota, ss desn of Yale XMiege. Faillur a nilorum. the member .f tha irkaiuas I'giklature, tailed in special sea ion by Speaker A. II. Handler, gave up he attempt to transact business anj ad- ourneu sine die. TUere will be sxt ex raordiusry session V7LIC DEATH TAKES BULLER. j 1 lia British General Who Lost Fine Mili tary Reputation in Africa. General Sir Redvers Henry Duller Sled In London after au Illness f . sev eral weeks. He was born in 18.'!!). Gen. Ruller, for many years a famous sol dier, was obliged to retire from the army with a discreditable record be cause of the successive defeats sufT'r ed during the Doer wor. He was n reteran soldier and had won the Vic toria cross for gallant deeds In India. Egypt, and other parts of the world where Great Britain bad bad lighting to do. The action which finally led to bis undoing was connected with the siege of Lndysmlth In the autumn of 1S00. Buller was commander in chief of the forces sent against the Doers and GENERAL nt'M.ER. served through the first ierlod of suc cessive disasters, when his iiecounts usually begun "I regret to report." (Jen. Buller succeeded In relieving Lndy smlth, Which was Invested for 118 days, lie wos succeeded in command by Gen. Lord Roberts. In 1882 Gen. Buller married Lady Audrey June Charlotte, a daughter of the murtjuis of Townsend. Mri. Eddy's Latest t'nril. In the current number of the Christian Science Sentinel of Boston. Mrs. Mnrv Baker G. .Eddy, head of tlie Christian Science church, notices the curreut ru mors about her failing health with a for mal statement to the public, saying that since she is watched "as one watches a criminal or a sick person, she begs to say in her own behalf thqt she is neither," and that to be criticised by a daily drive or a stay at home "is superfluous.'' It further recommends that when she does the latter the curious should Is? 'resigned to the fart that she is minding her own business, and recommends this surprising privilege to all her dear friends and ene mies." To her "beloved students" she gives assurnnce that she is "living, lov ing, acting, enjoying." and adds that the "Christian Scientist thrives on adversity," and concluding: "Justice, honesty, can not be abjured: their vitality involve life, calm, Irresistible, eternal." Slate IttKhta In Court. The extent to which the State courts sflie.ll give "due fniih nnd credit" to the decisions of other State courts, as requir ed by the constitution, is defined in a decision of the Supreme Court, J to 4. in the case of a cotton future deal at Vicks burg. The dealer was wiped out by a decline and the broker sued him for the iuiii due over margin deposited. In Mis sissippi the Inws against stock gambling prevented a collection.' but a judgment wa got In Missouri. This, however, was not recogiyred by the Mississippi courts, but in this course the Supreme Court takes the opposite view, at least a major ity of It holding that, the Missouri Judg ment should be given full force in Mis sissippi. Wrights Make Heeuril Flight. After a series of exiriinetital so.tritics in their latest model iieiMplune over the saim mines near .Mam, hi, .. '., t'.ie Wright brothers broke all resrds Monday id a uigm exceeding two miles, during which they turned two corners oud nt all times had the machine under complete control. In their aerodrome ou Kill levi Hill they sre working ou a new motor, with which they now expect to make a hfty-imle flight, hut all details of their plans and improvements are kept closely guarded from the newspaH?r men, who have flocked to the pluce from all over the world. CE WOMEN WILL BE ft EXT MISTRESS OF K Tl ,Y SENATOR JONES DEAD. Noted Arkansas Politician Passes Away in Washington. Former United States Senator James K Junes of Arkansas died at his home In Washington nt the age of sixty nine. Heart failure was the immediate cause of death, which came within a day after the ex-Senator was stricken. At the time of his death Senator Jones wus piu'ticlng law In partnership with his son, James K. Jones,jr. Senator Jones was born in Marshall County, Miss.. Sept. 20, 1S39, received a classical educnton, was a private soldier during the Civil War on the losing side, lived on his plantation after the close of the war until 1873, when he commenced the practice of law, and the same year was elected to the Senate of the State of Arkansas. The next step In the political ladder came In 1880, when he was elected in the Garfield-Hancock year as a Repre sentative to Congress. It was not until Carlisle of Kentucky was elected Speaker that Jones came forth from ob scurity ond was made a member of the Wa.vs and Means Committee of the House. In 1880 he was elected to the Senate and took his seat In 1887. For eighteen yenrs thereafter Sena tor Jones was a national character and a power In the councils of the Demo- JAMES K. JONES. cratic party. He liecanie a member of the National Committee in l.VSil; was dial rum n of the Committee on Reso lutions in the convention that nomin ated William J -Bryan; named ns No tional Committeeman by his State, he became chairman ami mnunged the campaign. Senator Jones was chair man of the. Democratic National Com mittee in the 1!HK) campaign and gave way to Tom Taggart in the Parker campaign 'f HK(4. INTERESTING NEWS ITEMS. Gaston Foivtv has been convicted in New York City of selling Easter chicks on tlie groumf that tlie act was cruelty lo nniniiiN. President Roosevelt is left $lO,Oihy a will just recovered which purports to have been made by tlie late Benjamin F. Hud ley, an eccentric recluse of Somerville, Mass. The Postmaster General has ordered that pcstolticcs now existing outside the corporate limits of large cities shall here after be hraii"'i isstollices, under jurisdic tion of the main o!?ice. That s:ke. a Japanese liipior, should Is? clashed ns a w'.ne anil taxed as ;l -h, was the decision uf the United States Circuit Court of Ap;ieals in S;ui Francisco iu a suit invo'vitz the ps.vmeut of $.t0,0(RJ iu duty to the government. THE WHITE HOUSE? WHO'S TO RULE WHITE HOUSE? Washington Society Speculates on the Next President's Wife. Washington correspondence: While the presidential election Is ngl tutii g the pollcltiuns and speculation Is rile ns to who will be the Republi can ar Democratic nominees for the Presidency und ultimate victor, society circles lu Washington are far more In terested in trying to guess who will be the first lady of the land after March 4th. While' admitting that Mrs. W J. Bryan and Mrs. W. II. Taft have the best chances, society nevertheless dis cusses the posslbllty of the white bouse being presided over by Mrs. John A. Johnson, Mrs. Charles W. Fairbanks or Mrs. Charles E. Hughes. Mrs. Taft and Mrs. Fairbanks may be said to be equally well known in Washington society circles. Of Mrs. Hughes und Mrs. Johnson little 1b known in the capital. Mrs. Falrbauhe may be said to be the most prominent of the possibilities. Mrs. Fairbanks was born in Mdrys ville, Ohio, nnd lived there until she went to Delaware nud to the Ohio Wes leyan University. Her maiden name was Cornelia Cole. She was a gen eral leader among her friends and grad uated In 1872 In the same class with her husband. In 1874 Mr. and Mrs, Fairbanks were married nnd went to live In Indianapolis, where they were soon Identified with the life of the city. In appearance Mrs. Fairbanks Is un usually prepossessing, having that in definable stamp of a gracious and re fined woman. Mrs. Tuft, unlike Mrs. Fairbanks, hus never been prominent in club af fairs. She is a home-loving woman, her husbund's chum and confidant, and the idol of young Charlie Taft, the Qucn tin Roosevelt of the Taft family. Mrs. Taft was Helen Herron, of Cincin nati. , 1 Mrs.1 Johnson, all who have met her declare, is a sweet, syuiiwthetlc wom an, ever reudj to lend a hand In the cause of charity. Her early experi ences have taught Mrs. Johnson the uses of adversity and most of her time, when not helping her husband, is spent in aiding the poor of St. roul and Minneapolis. Mrs. Johnson's maiden name was Elinore Preston, and her home St. Peter, Minn. Mrs. Bryan is never happier than when on the family farm near Lincoln, nid boasts that she Is a better farmer than most men. Nevertheless, Mrs. Bryan is nil accomplished woman, widely read and possesses that inde finable art of Impressing every one with her ability ns a society leader, knnwij ns "savolr falre." Mrs. Bryan before her marriage was Miss Mary EllzalH'th Buird, of Perry, 111. Mrs. Charles E. Hughes, wife of the governor of New York State, is a bril liant and accomplished woiuun. but has preferred to devote herself to home life rather than society. Mrs. Hughes num bers a great many New York society women among her friends. Mrs. Hughes was formerly Miss Antoinette Carter, of New York. Miss Helen Can non is Speaker Joseph G. Cannon's younger daughter and would figure prominently In white house social af fairs should Mr. Cannon win the presi dency. TRADE AND INDUSTRY. TIip international convention of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers voted to admit to ineuiliorsliip the engi neers of nil electrically drawn trains on s'eam rtjjlroud. Interurban connections soou will be nnde between River View und Stanley, Wis., and neighboring towns. A dam is l ee. c const meted across the Eau Claire river at River View, and it is the purpose of tliciNc back of the structure to develop enou:;h power In enahie the running at J the trolley system. n.t.'i? i n i I,1 nn. rirran' Chaotic Flaanc. M'ist of the Democrats In the House lodged when the vote was taken to substitute the currency bill introduced by their leader, Mr. Williams, for tbe Vreeland bill. The Williams bill was understood to be tbe embodiment of Mr. Bryun's views on currency reform, yot ninety-three Democratic members simply voted "present" when the ayes and noes were called for. Naturally, the Republicans bad a prolonged laugh over this sort uf party faith and har mony. With Tew exceptions the Dem ocratic members declined to go on rec ord In favor of a currency bill fathered by Mr. Bryan. He has put forward so many Issues that broke down under Investigation, and when tested by the public Judgment, that bis fellow Dem ocrats have grown circumspect in back ing his fresh propositions. Mr. Bryan is a greenbacker nnd un reconstructed. He has always held that the best plan to issue paper money Is directly by the national government, and that Its redemption lu any metal is not a fundamental necessity. Any flnirtielul policy that be might be charged with conducting would lead along that road. He voted for General Weaver In 1802 nnd was fused with the Popujists In lMisi, accepting with out a word of dissent their outspoken green buck principles. His party In Nebraska to-day is comiKised chiefly of Populists nud greenbaekers. The Democrats In Congress know his finan cial position too well to vote for a currency bill shaped by him without looking out for perilous stuff. There fore they voted "present" instead of "aye" when the Bryan-Williams bill came before the House. Sunshine and Prosperity Platform. To keep the dinner pall full. To keep the pay car going. To keep the fuctory busy. To keep the- workmen employed. " To keep the present wages up. This Is the platform suggested by the Business Men's League of St Ixmls for adoption, by. the National Prosperity Association recently organized in that city. It could not bo Improved upon. In the next five weeks this platform should lie circulated by tens of millions In every city, town and farming com munity In the United States. Other millions of leaflets bearing this legend should HKd Chicago in the week of June 10. Let no delegate escape the deluge. Let the national Republican convention pronounce for The full dinner pail. The perambulating pay car. The busy factory. The busy workmen. The unreduced wage rate. Ou such a platform the Republican party can win. Long live Sunshine and Prosperity ! Something to Think About. Those who will persist in croaking about "hard times" should study the official statements issued from Wash ington, showing that In all probability the export trade of the United States would reach $2,000,000,000 In. the llscal year which will end June 30. If these phenomenal figures are reached it will have more than doubled In the years that have elapsed since the beginning of the first McKlnley administration. There seemed little doubt n month ogo that the export commerce of the coun try would reach the $2,000,000,000 mark the fiscal year, but there was an unexpected decrease in outgoing cargcH8 in March. The export trade In that month was valued at f 141,307, 578, as against $1G1,0S5,22S in the same memth of last year. Tbe grand total of- foreign bound commerce for the first nine months of the flscnl year stands nt $1.407,0O3,r35, but if the Increase in shipments dur ing the next three months should be as large as It was In the same months of last year, In comparison with those of BMXl, the grand total for tbe year would be close to $2,000,000,000. Will Bear the Brnnt of Revision. Our tariff schedules are constructed on the plnn of preserving the market for manufacturers to domestic indus tries, not only by a tarlflf on comiietlng Imports but also by the absence of the tariff on one of the most ImiKirtant ele ments of expense entering Into manu facturing in the form of raw" materials. For this reason the schedule of manu factured articles will bear the brunt of revision, not only because It affects In vestments amounting to fully $15,(HV 000,000 In manufactures, but also be cause it bears directly uion the Income of employes, Including officers and wage earnings, amounting to fully $4.noo, 000,000 a year. Wall Street Journal. Sot Faat Colors. Sh,. Don't you thiuk she has n beautiful, complexion? He Why, 1 supiMise so. "It runs In lier family, you know." "Oh, Is It the kind of complexion that runs?" Yonkers Statesman. Itoom lor tine More. He was on trial for bigamy. "What," queried the judge, "ever 111 duvd you to marry fourteen wives?" "Superstition, your honor," replied the prisoner. "I consider thirteen nu unlucky number." . Explained. "Everyone sis-aks of your benevo lence, madam, i:i:d that you provide so many needy ones with food. "Yes, yes; k when one lias three daughters learning to ccsk at the same time." Flicgcnde Blatrer. Eutliarrasaed. The Manager I'm sorry you've do elded to quit tlie show. What's the matter? Tbe Actor I cuu't afford to live up to tbe salary your press agent savs I get. I'itarlli . "Dar's enough charity In dls worl ter klver a multitude er sinners," said Brother Williams, "but ter do 'uni any good hereafter de ktverlu' should be Crecroof." Altauta Constitution. The Pt.rtr hat Deliberate. For more than fen years the Repub lican party has been trusted by the people with authority lu all depart ments of the government By virtue of the popular Judgment -It still re tains this control, but the time Is draw ing near when more than 13,000,000 voters will decide whether this respon sibility shall continue for another pe riod of years, or be curbed after March 4 next, when a new president will be Inaugurated and a new Congress will come Into existence. In a certain sense it is unfortunate that the defec tion In the Democratic party four years ago was so great as to give the im pression that the Republican party had become 2,SOO,ooo stronger thau the op position. Such nn Idea Is calculated to engender a false view of personal popularity and to lead tbe weak or de signing to lower the tone of the party by the adulation of Individuals. The Republican party is not millions strong er thau the forces arrayed against it unless tliey are divided to nil unusual extent. No Republican Is as great as the party, or ever can be until its char acter and purposes are materially Im paired. The convention about to meet at Chicago, like Its preceding national gatherings, has occasion to think care fully and deeply uion the welfare of the country. It has vital duties to ier fonn In connection with the best Inter ests of the people nnd a record to pre serve lu this respect that Is Immeasur ably more Important than any person al vanities. A little less than four years ago, on July C, 1004, a notable meeting was held at Jackson, Mich., to celebrate tbe fiftieth anulversnry of the birth of tbe Republican party, for it was there that tbe first State convention acting under tbe name was held. The leading speak er was Secretary of State John Hay, and it was a powerful address he gave the country. Its breadth, ele vation and calmness were never more striking than now, when so much that Is merely fretful is trying to pass for revelutiou. "Tbe Republican party, in the mass and in detail," said Mr. Hay, "has shown the capacity to govern." It has been the party of deliberate action. Iu President Lincoln Mr. Hay saw a man who "never for a moment was tempted by the vast power he wielded to any uctiou not Justified by the niornl and the organic law." Fa miliar with the history of the Repub lican party from the start, Mr. Hay could spelt k of Its great achievements In every branch of national advance ment and statesmanship, and "Yet It has not abated one jot or tittle of the ancient law Imposed upon us by our God-fearing ancestors. We have fought a good fight; but also we have kept the faith. The constitution of our fathers has been the light to our feet; out path is, nnd will ever remain, that of ordered progress, of liberty under the law." Anything nt Chicago that could re duce the horizon of the Republican party from that of the highest nation al advantage to that of personal ag grandizement would be a falling off tc be profoundly deplored. To cheapen the party in any wny, or degrade its standard, would be a blow to Its pow er of usefulness from which recovvy would not be easy. The supreme ptuty obligation is to the government of the United States nud its 80.000,000 people. Infinitely wiser is the party than any or Its members. Men come and go, but, a party moves onward to new fields of effort and new obligations, If it is wor thy to survive. It Is a pleasure to hear that the convention hall at Chicago Is not to be o picture gallery of aspirants . or supposed favorites. Presidents and candidates may be conspicuous in nn - f era, but the mission or tne ,pnrty is not to be subservient to them. A na tional party worthy of respect towers above any individualities. Its business is momentous to the nation, and n wor ship of persons is a sorry show of po litical demoralization. St. Louli Globe-Democrat. 'Sot at One Stroke. Representative Leake of New Jersej has kindly outlined a plan for tariff revision. He says: "The Democratic party will not wipe out the tariff wlttg k one stroke of legislation." Which cer taiuly is very consldete of Congress man Leake. But it has a suspicious sound, as suggesting the Democratic scheme of horizontal reduction propos ed n generation ugo, and which seemed i based on the principle that cutting off ' a dog's tall a little at a time would not hurt as much ns though the amputation of the member were performed at one fell swoop. That motion was never carried out, although It did conduce tc national hilarity. Congressman Lenke should have more originality or a keen er sense of humor. Troy Times. Holly Idea. Put (planning a burglary) Sure, now, Mick, an' how shall we know 11 we're lstth there at the right tolme? Mick Be ulsy, Pat; Oi've the vlry Jewel a v an Idea. If you git there first, put u chalk mark on the gate; and if i git there first Oi'll rub It out. Tht Sketch. (oaslp Set to Music. "I went to the opera last night." "What did you hear?" ."That Mrs. Browning is going to g"t a divorce, Mrs. Biggs has the dearest dog and a new baby, and the Iluttons are g.ilng to live in India." Sot 'Worth Much. "Oh! you've heard of her, then? Sht certainly has the gift of song." "Well', I hope that's what It is. I should hate to think she paid anything for It." Philadelphia Press. Luxuries vs. Xeoeaaltlea. "Mrs. Brown's husband has bougln tie ., I.tl'.itv niit..n...l.ll.. ' B..t.l I j ... .. ....wj u . ... ii n-, BUM, .lh, , "Huh! That's no sbn that he won't 1 over here to borrow my'lawn mowei as usual." Detroit Free Press. They Do. "What do you do In euso of fire?" "Call up the village tire department n', (."it,,, in. in,- inn,- ii, in uiiii:,-' ilou-ll ThcV fill Sli lilllriv nliitrl ii iv n . - " "J'- J''.ji' "v ruins. i.tie. The uan without a purpose Uvea, bu enjoys not life. Hubert. 1