'3 1 ' I 'I . I I ! L What is Peruna? T fj. " t f r ii u.uiarrn kxemeuy, or a ionic, or is it Both? Some people call Peruna a gTeat tonic catarrh remedy. Which of these people are right? Is It more proper to call Peruna a ca tarrh remedy than to call it a tonic f Oar reply is, that Peruna is both a torio and a catarrh remedy. Indeed, there can be no effectual catarrh remedy that is not also a tonic. In order to thoroughly relieve any case of catarrh, a remedy must not only have a speciflo action on the mucous membranes affected by the catarrh, but it must have a general tonio action on the norvoni system. Catarrh, even in persons who are otherwise strong, is u weakened condi tion of some mucous membrane. There most be something to strengthen the circulation, to give tone to the arteries, and to raiso the vital forces. Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the world has attracted so much attention from medical writers as HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. Th9 wonderful efficacy of this herb has been recognized many years, and is growing in its hold upon the medical profession. When joined with CUBEES and COPAIBA a trio of medical agents is formed in Peruna which constitutes a specific rem edy for catarrh that in the present state of medical progress cannot be im proved upon. This action, reinforced by such renowned tonics as COLLIN SONIA CANADENSIS, CORYDALIS FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations in the body. From a theoretical standpoint, thereforb, Peruna is beyond criticism. The use of Peruna, confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quarter of the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not over enthusiastic' When practical experience confirms a well-grounded theory the result is a truth that cannot be shaken. Manufactured by PERUNA DRUG MANUFACTURING COMPANY. Columbus. Ohio If yo- suffer from FtU, Fslllna Bickaeei or Bpuma, or nae i;nnarea uial oo so, mj New Discovery ana Treatment para I will aire them Immediate relief, and all yoa are arfted to do 1. to Bend lor a Free bolU. of Ir. liar's EPILEPTICIDE CURE Qompllwi with Food and Pro aw Art of Oop arena I June 80th 1W6. Complet.dirfK'tloim.aliOte.- I tlmnnlaU of ruKKN. etr.rr.KH l mail. IMxpmt rnpaia. uiveAUKanaraiieaereM . L UI, I. D, 141 Turf Slratl, In Tod .Not m h'maiii-liil ui', Mrs. Munro was ivndliiK iti'ins of In terest from the weekly paper, nnd mak ing frequent ex'-Uunutlons of Hiirprise or pleasure or dismay. "Why, Edwnrd, listen to this!" sho cried. "Here's n man who niukcs a business of taking new tables nnd chairs nnd treating them lu some way so they look its If they were a hundred years old. "Does he Indeed?" said Mr. Munro. "Well," I'd trust our Tommy to make a new table look as If It were n good deal more than n hundred years old, but I hadn't thought of it ns a paying busi ness." Imprtiint'O of Tliorouwliiie. Thoroughness In workmanship, care In the execution of every task under taken, ns If it were the acceptance of a trust which It would be a breach of fnlth not to discharge well, Is a fonli of duty so momentous that If It were to die out from the feeling and prac tice of a people all reforms of Institu tions would be helpless to create na tional prosperity and national happi ness. George Eliot. . HoVitual Constipation May be permanent overcome by proper personal cjfovts v'.MKc assistance of the one truly Jjenejicial laxative remecly, Syrup of Figs ani t,kix'rtjSettn, which ertabloft one io form regular Kabit daily So that" assistance to na ture may be f raiucty cltSpon&'-lwitn. wlicn no longer uccii.'tr as the kestcf remedies, wlicn required, arc to assist Vaure and hot to supplant tKc rtur. " al functions, vvliicK ttiufit depend ulti xnatcly upon proper houtisKmcht, proper ef Jorts,ad vi(M livtriA gencraly. To get its beriejietal effects, always buy the genuine California Fig Syrup Co. oniy SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUCCISTS sue sue only. rdar price 50? p Bottle Unbeatable exterminator The Old Reliable That Nevee Fails Being all poison, one ISC box will spread or make 50 to 100 little cakes that will kill 500 or more rats and mice, and thousands oi Koaches. Ants and lied lines. 15. 15c k 75c boiri ml nil druitgiiti and country itors. rPCC Send (or onr comic postal card and IWl. liilu'grai'li w'lich have con"ulsed the world Willi lauL'hter. E. S. WELLS, Chemiit, Jersey Citr, N. J. Illustration r'honlnr Ml tod Farmln. Seeue la Some of tlio choicest lands (or grain crowleT, ttoi-k raihln. and mixed (armluir In tfie new dis tricts of SuKkatchew.-.n and Alberta have re-ct-oly- been HiM in U f,,r Srttlomen t under tlie Eevisad Hsmsstesd Eegulaiisss Entry may now be made by proxy (on certain conditions), by the father, mother, son. daughter, trcthcr or lister of an Intondin. homesteader. T housands of homesteads of 1U) acres each are llms now easily obtainable in these great craiu rrnwiag. ilock-raisln. and mixed farming so tlutlS, Ti.ora you ru find healthful climate, rood neighbors, churchea for family worship, schools ,,r children, eood laws, splendid crops, su.d railroads convenient to market. Kntryf. eineachcaseisIIO i'O. For pamphlet. Last llest West," panlci.li.rs, ik to rates, routes. .i.u iu Bu unu wner in ioch:i,. apply to V. I). Sott, Superintendent of Immiiriation, Cuiav,a. t anada, or h. 1 . Holmes, Ms Jackson lid, W ati-rtuwn, to. Dakota Auihotised Uovetu eeiil Kcnts. fUM saf where foe see (Ua adrartiaaeaeae. RQ I A a t I Others refer to Perana aa a great , t Rallet Shoes. Ballet shoes fit like a stocking. They are of leather, with a thin leather Bole about an Inch wide and with the up pers eewed so that they come under the foot. The ballet dancer wants no rubber heels. Instep arch supports nor any other of the foot supporting or re forming devices which are commonly used by ordinary mortals. The toe dancer desires a hard box toe on her ballet shoes, hut tlie orrllnnrtr dancer seeks only shoes that will 'give perfectT freedom of movement of the Joints nnd muscles of the feet. It Is a rule of good dancers, a shoe man of experience says, to wear shoes that will allow for space between the toe It Is a point of good fit that nil persons should heed, be says. High heels are put on to stage shoes for effect, not to promote good dancing. Many Rtago shoes are mnde with short fore parts and high heels to make the feet look smaller nnd the person taller. Huston Globe. For tlie Ilonaetvlfr". Pome active women who pride them solves In housekeeping seem to forgel that the object of keeping house Is that human beings may be accommodated In It. Their Bolejdea seems to be this,' that the house may be kept lu a certain form nnd order ; and to the perform ance of the form and order they sacii flee the comfort the house was estal lished to secure. Zoological Post Cards Second Series. If you are a collector or dealer ol luunal cards, you will be interested in in attractive set of eight cards just pub lished, showing, the most - vulunble wild iiniuiais in llie Hingling JJrus.' Jlemiir erie. n net will be mailed you for 1Ce. Special prices in lots to dealers. There is a greut opportunity to make money in selling these cards to collectors or the general public. Address Tlio Evening Wisconsin (Jo I'ost Card Uep't., Mil waukee, Wis. i Time IVorka Wontlcra. "Hello, liixon!" said Thompson. "How's things?" ".Simply swimmingly, thanks, old chap! Couldn't be better. I was never : doing so well In my life! I've got a 1. . 1 ' very moment." "Good, gixid! I'm glad to hear it! Delighted!" "Yes; a hundred pounds n hundred pounds! You understand?" "Yes. I congratulate you!" "Hut you believe nie, don't yon? A solid hundred pounds In golden sover eigns in my pocket a hundred pounds!" "So you said. Why do you keep re- j MMtillg It?" 1 j "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm test ing that story about a fellow repeating a yarn until he comes to believe it him self. I expect to thoroughly convince myself about Thursday. You might lend me a sovereign till then, will you?" Pearson's Weekly. Iiuyoiid Him. Tim Admirable Crirhton who had Jusi lohvered tin Impromptu spepeh in verso 'umpired out a professional pugilist, dp ipliered a cryptogram that nobody else ould solrp, and disarmed in a twinkling ' wo experts who hnd attacked him with j lioir rapiers, ail within the space of nn hour or so, heaved a siuh of regret. j "1 can do these things easily enough," I 'ie saiit. "but to Rflve my life I can"! ! liilch a curved ball !" From which we pep that the dist in rais!:ed men f the olden lliue were oulj platively event. CHANGE IN FOOD IVorLa Wonder In llenlth. It Is worth knowing that a change In foryl can euro dyspepsia. "I dii'in it my duty to let you know how Grape Nuts food has cured me of Indigestion. "I had been troubled with It for venrs, until last year my doctor recom neudeil Gr;ie-Nuts food to be used very morning. I followed Instructions and now I am entirely well. "The whole family like GraiH-Xut., we in. f.mr packages n week. Yon are weleome to use this testimonial as you see lit." The reason this lady was helped by l he use of (iraiM- Xuts food, Is that it is in-digested by natural processes and therefore docs not tax the stomach ns the food she had been using; It also contains tlie elements required for building up the nervous system. If that part of the human hodv Is In ncrfect working order, there can be no dyspop. s.a, for nervous energy represents the sic-i in that drives the engine. When the nervous system Is run il'iwn, the machinery of the body works badly. Grape-Nu fo.nl can be used by small childien as well as adults. It is perfectly cooked and ready for Instant use. l:ad "The Hoad to Wellville," la ;!:.-:. "There's n Reason." liver read the above letter? A new one appears from time lo time. They ere genuine, true, anj full of hun-.an interest. MHMM SBBSaeaiaa n amass aa t 111 I I .. ft . . e I ' - ' i. ... , , ,,, , , -ZZI!IwmT!JP Science llfflvention Gas poisoning from gas engines has become so common that tiering n au thorities urge that cyMmWs of oxygen be kc)t near, ami tlmt engineers be taught to apply Inhalations to lesuscl tate victims. Experiment has shown that an elec tric arc can be employed under water for fusing tuetal. The Intense JieiU turns the water surrounding the arc Into steam, thus forming an Insulating cushion of vapor. It hns been suggest ed that, with proper apjwratus t') elec tric arc could be employed" by divers for quickly cutting through large chain calle or Iron plates under water. The "nxle-llght" system Is In uso on the trains of the Atchison, Topok; nnd Santa Fe railroad on an extensive scale. Bach car hns Its own storage batteries supplied with electricity gen erated by the axles of the wheels, and the locomotive headlights derive their Illumination from the same sour.-e. It Is estimated that .each full train, ex clusive of the locomotive, develops near ly 500 candle-power light Within the pnst few years the euca lyptus has boon Introduced In Florida, and Its Iflndly growth there Is lol loved to Indicate that It might bo extensively cultivated In tlie southern parts of tli.it Btato. The eucalyptus Is of very rapid growth, but It cannot wltlwtnrot frosts. It was planted In California from Aus tralia many years ago, and now flour ishes so abundantly on the IVclllc const that Its wood Is extensively em ployed for fuel, posts and lumber. The production of oxygen nnd hydro gen on an Industrial scale by the de composition of water with electrolytic apparatus In Germany has led to the suggestion that hydrogen thus produc ed may find a wide field of employment as a lighting agent. It Is now used for Inflating military balloons. For light ing purposes It Is compressed In steel cylinders. With a proper burner It Is said to be a cheaper lllumlnnnt that acetylene, the relative cost for equ:il Illuminating power lielng 25 for hydro gen to 50 for acetylene. Everybody who hns used a micro scope hns no doubt regretted the diffi culty of seeing small Insects, nnd other living objects not of mere microscopic dimensions, magnified while alive and moving freely In the field of view. A recently Invfnted English Instrument, called the vltnscope, Is said to sup-ply a desideratum in this respect. It Is shnped like a telescope, a foot long wlien closed, and an ineli and a half In diameter. The lenses are so com bined that on object 20 Inches away may be magnified 12 diameters. At a distance of 5 Inches the magnification Is CO diameters. BOAT HAS EXPRESS SPEED. Western Dealirnera Expect Their w Craft to Deat All Ilccorda. ' A craft with the speed of nn express train has long been the drenm of sev eral motor-boat enthusiasts n'.onc the upper Mississippi Hiver nnd several de signers have been working together with the result that they have produced h boat with which they exjiect to shat ter all the present records; says the New York World. Frank Titus of Fountain City, Wis., formerly owned the fastest boat on the river In the famous Hat, the small craft which attained a speed of nearly twenty miles nn hour with a nine-horse power engine and for three seasons held the sK?ed record on the upper river. The Hat hns been sold to n physician at Cassvllle, Wis., and her engines will be used In another craft. Until the advent of the Chief of Rec ord, formerly owned by A. Gardner ol Winona, the Hat outclassed all tionts on the river, large nnd small, and could leave the fastest steamboats lu the stern waves. Gardner's boat, 25 feet long, with a nlue-horse-power engine nnd 4-foot beam, was, uutil the middle of the season, the fastest boat In that terri tory. At Wabasha on Ju'y 4, in the motor-boat races, the Chief of Record outran the Hat nnd other boats en tered nd .finished nearly a half-inlle in the lead in a six-mile course. Tlie Chief of Record uttninod a speed of twenty -miles an hour and for the horse-power Installed was considered the fastest boat between St. Louis and St. Paul. Late in July the Skip, owned by Eugene 1. Gleason, of LaCrosse, was launched at Red Wing and clenrly out classed other water racers. The Skip Is 32 feet long, with a 4-foot beam and Is equipped with a twelve-horse-power motor in three cylinders. The Skip has attained ns high as twenty-two and a linlf miles an hour, but through failure to provide (a sufficient cooling apparatus for the engine Is unable to maintain this pace indefinitely. The Skip now holds the speed rec ord on that part of the river with the exception of a boat of the same de sign, which Is 35 feet long mid equlp'ied with n sixteen-horse-power three cylinder motor. The new boat, however, hss not entered Into compe tition with the sioed records, although she Is said to run nearly a mile an hour faster than the Skip. A remarkable feature of motor liont lng on the Mississippi Is tlie speed at tained by boats with little horse pow er. While the crafts on the Atlantic coast and the lakes require from fifty to seventy-five horse power beforo n speed of twenty miles an hour can be attained, none of the fastest boats on the river has more than sixteen horse power and few of them have over ten. Many of the engines used In Mie river craft are of light design, nnd while the horse power Is small they attain a p-pi-cd of from sui to 1,hk) rev olutions icr minute. Motor boating on tlie Mississippi has taken a remarkable advance In popularity lu the last season. Motor boat clubs have been organised at all of the smaller towns along tl( river, IM well ns at the cities, and thero Is siow a movement on between the clubs looking toward the c rganl.atlon of a Mm Mississippi River motor-boat associa tion, to Include nil of the smnller or gun tent Ions. Where a couple of yenrs ago there were a dor.cn launches lu. InCrosse waters there are now more than 150, ranging from the sixteen-foot hunting scow to the magnificent fifty-foot cruis ers of the more wealthy boatmen. WHERE DOCTORS FARE ILL. Keen la Rnstland, Uermaar sa4 Ass. trla Often IH-lenloaalr Small. N Those who "pay the din-tor's b!IU In 1'nglaud. like those ! America, gen erally have their own Ideas almut the H-rlodlcal outcry 'raised In eertnJn sec tions of the medical profession as to the Increasing difficulty pliyslclnus have to "make both ends meet," hut If the figures recently printed In the Hrlt Ish Medical Journal regarding tlsj struggle of the average pbynJelun lu tills country to enrn anything like a decent livelihood rellect actual condi tions, more leniency should certainly ho shown at least In England toward apparently lllieral charges for minister ing to our physical woes, says the Lou don corresiKindent of the New York Time. It Is pointed out that while there may le a few specialists In Iunlou who earn Incomes ranging betwowi $7."i.XMi nnd $1(K).(H() a yeiy;, the average In come of the medical man In England works out at something like $1.11)0 o $1,2"0: nnd, reasoning from this over age, the letter of a corresixmdent, who bitterly bewails his fate at an Income of $1.1(!0 a year, out of which ho must defray tlie expenses of his surgery nnd practice before he can claim anything for his home. Is taken ns a sample of the exiMTlence 'of the ordinary "practi tioner in the Industrial centers of En gland. The correspondent In question had secured for himself a fair connection, In point of numbers, after a rJdcnc of ten years In his district. Of his enrnlugs 31.0 per cent was paid to him at bis surgery ; R7 jier cent was paid In weekly Installments to a collector; two thirds of the accounts were paid at a rnte-of 0 cents n week nnd one-third at less than 0 cents a week ; 12 per cent had to lie regarded ns hnd debts, nnd tlie bnlnnce, 20 per cent, hnd to be got, If It was got at all, through the County Court. The reason of this Inadequate return for nil the skill, patience and labor of the medical practitioner In Euglnnd U not nserliioil alone to the overcrowding of tlie profession. Hy many the prac titioners themselves nre blamed for consenting to accept fees vhU'tj are no onTy unworthy of the work diiiie but too low when regarded In the light of the means tf -those who have the work done. Thlsstate of affairs Is attrlb. ntcd to rivalry and want of unity among practitioners In general. As a consequence the suggestion is made that doctors in .each district should ngree on a minimum fee below which no one would be allowed to go, barring, of course, charity work. That the conditions In tlie medical profession lu England are no worse than those In Germany Is shown by a communication from a correspondent of the New York Times, in which lit) states that the physicians of the vari ous German cities have been compiled to advertise that In the future In creased fees will be charged nnd nil Qonsuitatlons by telephone will lw charged for at the same rates as gov ern when patients visit doctors' offices. Warning Is also given that night and Sunday calls will lie charged double. The reasons given for the Increased fees are tlie enormous Increase In liv ing expenses, heavier taxes and tlio general Inadequate charges made here tofore. Ir. G. Tick, writing of conditions In Austria, shows that about the same unsatisfactory state of affairs exists for the medical profession there as ob tains In England, i Kaiiernnto v. Volnnnk. The jirimary cause of Its success tin ibmbtinlly may lie found In the ease with which It can be acquired, says George Harvey of Esicninto, In the North American Review. We are con vlneed by personal experienco of the Justice of the- claim that application of one hour a day, by a fairly well educated iierson, for a jierfod of thrtK months, Is sufficient to Insure reason able proficiency; Indeed, with the aid of a simple key, Intelligible communi cation may lie had Immediately wlUi a uicmltor of nuy other nationality possessing like means of translation. That the strength of Esperanto lies In Its really amazing simplicity is Indi cated by tlie following comparison: In EngllMh The International lan guage Hliouid be comprehensible to the whole edu'-ated world; but no man on earth, except the Yolapuklst would comprehend even the word 'Volapuk.' " In Volapuk 'Tuk bevunetik pnkapn loni fn vol lollk pekullvo); nbu men nonlk tala sesumu volapckcls, kapaloin pukl leknnlx, 'Volapuk.'" In Esperanto "La Ilngvo Interna cia estas komprciiita do la tutu inoudo eduklta ; sed nculJ homo sur la tero eksklusive la vohtpukistoj komprenas In' nrtiin lingvon Volapuk.'" Wui' f the Amateur. Wlfey wonder why doesn't coiiie up' ' Hubby I'm sure I can't tell. You don't suppose you planted the seed upside down, do youT Git the grass ! tnetraelloa Xeeeaaarr, Nature, left -to herself, often points the way wita an uncompromising dl rectne.ss which Is more crfectnal than ny aid of art. Tho .Mariner's Advo cate expresses this fact in the follow ing: . "My husband Is particularly liable to seasickness, captain," remnrked a lady passenger. "Could you tell him what to do In case of an attack?" "Taln't necessary, mum," replied the captain. "He'll do It." The collection of anthropoid apes In the Regent's Turk Gardens is the finest tver brought to jet her. AT A CRITICAL TIME. Womea Are) Likely to SoSTer with Danft-erona Kidney Dlaordera. Mrs. John Kirk, R. F. I). No. 2, De troit, Mich., says: "Five years ago at a critical time of life I was on the verge of n collapse with kidney troubles, backache, dljtluess. puffy dropsy swell ings and urinary Ir regularities. I , lost flesh nnd felt lan guid, nervous or un strung all the time. As my doctor did not help we I began using Donn's Kidney I'llls. In a few weeks all these symptoms left me. I now weigh Hi3 pounds nnd feel in ex cellent health." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. All pnpeia left on the trains sf the Belgian State railways are appropriated by the government and are utilixpd in the nianiifnet'i-.. nf w4 tnr tickets. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, l mercury will surely destroy the sen? of mell and completely derangethe whole sys tem when entering It through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used eicept en prescriptions from reputable phjrslrlis, as the damage tlier will do la ten-fold to the (nod you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufac tured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, O., con tains no mercury, and la taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood end mucous surfaces of tlie system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure lie sure you get the genuine. It Is taken Internally and made la Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney it Co. Testimonials free. Sold by Druggists. Price, 75c. per bottle. Take Rail's Family I'llls for constipation. Foremost among the minerals, etc., which Russians record as the source of Siberia's future wealth are gold. Iron, coking coal, manganese, copper, platinum, emeralds, topazes, asbestos, plntiber'a salt, o'-i in)f nnd, in pll jirhabiHty, naphtha. For Anr Dlaenae or Injnry to the eye, use PnTTIT'S EYE SALVE, ab solutely harmless, acts quickly. All drug gists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. An EITertlTe Stngo Speech, Blgnor Grasso, tho actor, who Is looked upon as one of the glories of Italy, mado an effective response to the enthusiasm of nu Argentine audience after a performance. Advancing to tho front of the stage, he drew from his pocket a letter. , "This letter," he said. "Is from my mother In Catania. She Is 80 years of age." Then as his eyes moistened he added, "I cannot thank you as I would, but I feel that I should like to embrace every one of you ns I embrace the pnge on. which my mother hns signed her name." . The enthusiasm of the audi ence was transformed to delirium. 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Cascarets are guaranteed to cure constipation, lazy liver, bad blood, bad breath, sour stomach, biliousness. 1 1 1 4 a). ef l rs ea-aw " ana au summer ana winter bowel troubles. Don haoov buv a. box tndv. All Write for health booklet and free sample. Address Remedy Company, Chicago or New York. aW vre. -s-a. -a-iv-ap-R v. COMPLAINTS ABOUT PATJIT. The time to complain about paltt It before the painter applies It The man who puts tip the money should not shirk the responsibility of clic-slng the paint. True, the painter ought to know paint better than the banker, the profes-donnl mnn or the merchant The trouble Is, the house owner too often deliberately bars the competent and honest painter from the Job by nccept Isg a bid which he or;bt to know would make an honest Job Impossible. Recti re your bids on the basis of Na tional I.cnd Company's pure White Lend and pure Linseed Oil and see that you get these materials. No one need be fooled by adulter ated white lead. A blowpipe testing outfit will tie mailed to any one Inter ested In paint. Address, National Lend Company, Woodbrldgc Building, New York City. Lord Kelvin's Itomance. There was nn element of romance In the late Lord Kelvin's second mar riage. It was at the Cunnry Islands that the great scientist mot bis bride-to-be, and her Interest In scientific pur suits drew them together. The sci entist went to great leugth to unfold a new system of elgnuling, and as he said good-by to the lady ou the bridge of his yacht on leaving he looked at her and smilingly said: "Do you think you understand the system now?" "Oh, yes," replied his lady friend, "I am sure I understand." "Then," said the scientist, "watch the vessel as It disappears from view and I will flash you n message." The message was, "Will you be my wife?" The lady's reply the world knows. Oarfield- Digestive Tnhlets Prom Tour druggist, or tbe GARFIELD TKA CO., Brooklyn, B.T.; ttc per bot.; samples upon request. AUtit.-. ". Mi.s IVachlry Ana tie. I find It hard to entertain Mr. Keichley. He seems to have so little geuertil information. MatclnunkiiiK Aunt Then specialize, my dear: specialize. If Browning la too deep for him, trv l.'ro on baseball. SB H TNa.' Sum u .n r I I O rtu,llil areSki D,. lliu'i Unu 6 wry Swtom. S.n tr free tS Irl.l tool. MS MMn, M.S. H, KLLNK, U, Ml 4nklr-,rklUelkla,r A Knockdown Argument. A suhurhiin school Just opening for the senson wns composed of both city nnd country children. The tenchcr se lected eight hoys to debute the subject, "Which is Preferable Country or City Lifer". AfTcr they hnd read ninny arguments with much enthusiasm Country IIukIi laid down his p.: per and said: "Mr. President, they dou't know what they're tnlkln' about. The city boy knows nothin' about 'colng to town,' ami that heats anything I know." La dies' Home Journal. Mrs. Wlnwlow's Soothing Syrup fur Clil'cl-r-n teething, sofloiia the mini, miners In llniiiiunilf.il. ullays iinlu, cures wlud colic, -on a Imltlo. Wlllftillr t'or-Iea. Mr. 1 1 lull more 1 don't care to be seen with that Lumpkins. There's a stain on his escutcheon. Mr. l'neuriteh That's so. He's devil ish slovenly. lie could Btop Into any cleaner's, you know, nnd er have it scoured off. Chicago Tribune. BABY'S ECZEMA GEEW WORSE Hoaiiltnle and Doctor Could tVot Itelleve Him flat Cnllrsira Rtnue dlea a Speedy, Permanent Cure. "Kczemn appeared when our hutiy wns three mouths old. We applied to several doctors and hospitals, each of which trnve us something dlffe.vnt every time, but nothing brought relief. At last, one of our friends recommend ed to us Cutlcura Sonp nnd Cutlcurn Ointment. A few days afterwards im provement could be noted. Since then we have used nothing but Cutlcura Soup nnd Cutlcura Ointment, and now the bnby Is six months old and Is quite cured. All that we used was one cake of Cutlcura Soap and two boxes Cutl cura Ointment, costing In all $1.25. C. F. Horn, 343 East 05th Street, New York, March 30, 1000." Hoee AT ALL nicis. roR cvcrv MEMBER OFTHE FAMILY. 1 M?5 T LL , 'm.aWl-- rnlllO, "Ur LVInT 'tj " sfllliiar W . . Tl. I VV. MEN, B0V8, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILDREN. V. L. Daugfam mxktrm and mmla mora "VTtt ' man'm2.60,a.00and$n.60nhcam . v man any tinar manufacture in tha Ckd world, baoauao iiay halJ Ihoir "J) snaps, tit bmtlor, woar lonpar, and Shgs-. are of praetmr valua than any other exr-sft sAooa In the world to-da v. CWi W. L. Douglas $4 and $5 Gilt Edge Shoes Cannot S.ld by thp Ih'M khoe Aiulcrs tpi vwlivltt. hliues mrm-a ! w. i ioniilai name ami prl 1 Cati-us; (rue tu auy uUdruss. hatsov? Nnt tf depends on the bowels. your Dooy not only good a mass of useless stuff that hns to be removed rarv-j4 "-fc. yrs -m Va -TVe This woman says that ataat women should not fall to try I.ydla K. IMnktiain's Veffetabltx Compound as she did. Mrs. A. Gregorv, of 2355 LawTpncsr St.. Denver. CoL writes to ilrs. i lMnkbam: I " I was practically an Inyalld for alar I ycr.rs, on account of female troubles. I I underwent an operation by the- doctor's advice, but in a few months X. was worse than before. A friend ad--I vised Lydia K. I'inkham's Vegetable ! Compound and it restored metoperfeo. ! health, such as I have not enjoyed la. mnny years. Any woman suffering I did with liocknuhe, bearing-down. pains, and periodic palns.should not fail to uuo Lydia, E. I'inkham's Vegetables wompennu." FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.- For thirty years Lydia E. I'infc. ham's Vegetable Compound, mada from root s and herbs, has been tha standard remedy for femalo ilia, and has positively cured thousands of , women who have l?en troubled wiU displacements, inflammation, ulcera tion, Itbroid 'tumors, irregularities,, jx'riodie pains, backache, that beaxw-ins-down feeling, flatulency, Indieef tion,dt7.7.incssor nervous prostratwn. Why don't you try it ? Mrs. PInlihnm Invites all slclfc women to write hep for advice Shc has B'ltiilcd thousands tO health. Address, Lynn, Mass MOTHER CRAY'S SWEET POWDERS FOR CHILDREN, A OerUIn Onra toe Fereriefanraa. CnnatlpaHun. II e attach e, (tiamnrh Trouble., Terlbleat IMeereler, nd Dritritt Worm". TlwrDrona ep ( He 111 S4 IWMinL At .11 PniMl.. WM. MntheU firm Jtkinf In Child ro's Homo, S.mnle maiM KKKM Andraes, lew Vara ciu. A. S. OLMSTED. La Roy. N V. 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