Dakota County Herald
JOBS B. Iff. AM, PUBLISHER.
nbcripVion Price. $1.00 Per Yenr.
A weekly newspaper published at
Dakota City, Nebraska.
Permission has been granted for the
tranamition of thia paper through the
mails as second-class matter.
Telephone No.' 43.
The Board of Managers of the Ne
braska State Fair have ordered plans
for an auditorium to seat 4,500 people.
This building is to bo erected vest of
the administration building on the
aide hill, where a natural amphithon
ter is obtained. This building will
make a splendid place for Liberati
Orand Military Band and Concert
company of 60 people, 18 of whom
are Orand Opera singers and soloists.
who render tttabat Mater and other
grand operas. National speakers can
also be nsed here to advantage and
we aro pleased to see the management
aie us-.ng their money for such build
ings for the people's comfort.
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Pender Republic: Hi". Tinker and
mother visited at the O W Baker home
over Sunday.
TJartiogton 'News: Oeotge Cham
pion pect a fow days fishing at Crys
tal lake the past week returning home
Monday evening.
Wynot Tribune : Mrs ET Antrim
of Coleridge visited daring the past
week with her parents, Mr and Mrs
Sam Lemon, at St Jane.
Decatur Herald: J W Olbrey took
the Sunday morning train for Council
Bluffs whore be visited a few days bo
s fore his departure for San Francisco
where he will witness the welcome of
thl) fit tt.
Ponca Leader: N els Anderson was
over from Hubbard Tuesday and Wed
nesday ... .Mr and Mrs Wm Myers
came up from Sioux City Wednesday
evening and remained several days,
combining business with pleasure.
Martinabnrg items in Ponca Journal :
Mrs Murphy attended the wedding of
her niece, Miss Georgia Cassell, last
Hatnrdsy at Soutli Sioux City.. ..Mrs
Oassell who has been kneping house
for her father, Mr Martin, returned to
her houie in South Sioux City Wednes
day. Oakland Independent : Indian com
misiioner J A Siugnaus tried a case
here Wednesday in which a Winneba
go Indian, John Priest, was charged
with introducing liquor on the reserve
tion. United States Marshal John
F Sides had charge of the prisoner
aud several Iudiars came down as
witnesses. Priest was bound over to
the grand jury and put under $200
bonds iu default ot which he was
tiken to the jiil in Omaha. ,
Pooo Journal : At the home of Mrs
P Douthitt, yesterday Miss Minnie
Beardshear was united in marriage to
Andrew Jaoobson of Waoonda, S D, by
Bv Oeorgo Bray. Minnie is one of
Dixon oonnty's daughters, where she
has lived un(il a fsw years ago when
ah went to Dakota to tench suhnol,
nd where she became acquainted
with her husband. Mr Jaoobsor is a
prosperous farmer, aud besides own
ing the farm on whicu they will live,
each of thorn own a quarter section of
land.
Lyons Mirror: Mrs Canfield Phill
ius returned from Omaha Monday. . . .
Mrs Canfield Phillips was taken to
the hospital at Omaha last week to
undergo an operation for cancer,...
Geo Hanson, who is living on his fath
er's old pioueer farm south of town,
was a Mirror caller Saturday. Ho
says the cyclone struok the place east
of Thurston where he use to live and
demolished things in general,
belonging to Jos Nash, the present
renter, nd a son-in-law of J A
Hanson of this plaoe. i
Allen News: R 0 Oaulk was doing
t ie western part of the state last week.
....Johnny Lenox has moved his office
to the rooms reoently occupied by Geo
Twamleyas a residence, Mr Twam
ley moving into the rooms back of the
, store. . ..110 Caulk has sold the quar
ter block south of Harry Hill's to W F
Filley. This is a very desirablo build
ing site... .R C Caulk has traded for
H C Linaftlter's livery stable, all its
equipment and also the resideuce
property and is now in charge. Mr
Linafelter will piobably move to Em
t erson.
Emerson Enterprise: C W Francisco
who baa been visiting with his brother,
Jake Francisoo and family for some
time, loft Monday for his home in
Findley, 111. . . .PostoOloe inspeotor W
H Thompson, of Omaha, made the
Enterprise headquarters a ftaternul
visit Saturday, tie owns a oewpuper
at Oreely, Colo, andvconsequeutly fult
at home in both departments. He ws
enroute from Uartington to Omaha
and informed us that the case agaiuat
Otis liobinn who waa short $1700 iu
his money order account as postiuustr r
at Crofton, woald probably not be
- pushed as the shortage had been made
good aud the bondsmen did not care
Jto proeeoute.
Sionx City Journal, 7th: A saloon
fight is adding to tbe interest of tbiiig
at South Sioux City. J A! Flynu and
J 8 Ennis both want to run liquor
emporiums in the suburb, and both
filed petitions. Because it tli-1 not
like the tnanuer in whioh he bus nou
d noted his place in the past, the towu
council on Tuesday evening rejected
Emus' petition. Ennis ol'jt-cttd to
th issuance of a hoeuse to f lynn, and
a hearing on the matter is set for
Monday evening. The council ap-
pointed tli following officers. John
Mullio, treasurer; Oaoar Htamoi, clerk ;
. U O CW, marshal and street e iu
missloner. 'i'ha council la made up
as follows: WA Morgan, cliirmso;
B L Fairbanks, N I) Pilgrim, C H
Danthctt and J S Bacon.
Sinux Cily Journal, 4th: The Bus
ter Browns defeated a South Sionx
City team yesterday by a score of 5 to
0.... Word has been received in the
city of the death in New Mexico Sat
urday of O J O'Connor, jr, aged 27
years, of Homer, Neb. Mr O'Connor,
who whs a graduate of the Sioux City
high school, was the oldest son of C J
O'Connor, banker and merchant, of
JJorocr. When a boy he deliveied
papers for the Journal. Death was
due to an accident sustained in a
roundup about a year ago on a ranch
owned by hinm-lf in Cherry county,
Neb. He leaves a wife ntid two chil
dren. The remains will be taken next
Tuesday to Homer for interment.
South Sioux City Record: John
Flendni?, of the island, has recovered
from smallpox and was released from
quarantine Thnrsday .... Johnathan
Martin, who ii erecting two cottages
in Covington, received two cars of
lumber for hi buildings this week.
Mrs Julia Mikesell and daughter,
Mian Gertrude, returned Sunday from
a year's stn; in Colorado and Pennsyl
vania.... C D Smiley is erecting a
cottage on the site formerly occupied
by his large residence, which burned
last fall. The frame work is up and
the building is being enclosed ....LI)
Valentine moved his household goods
to Enid, Okla, Thursday, where he ex
pects to make his home, and where
Mrs Valentine has been visiting for
about three weeks. . , .Roy Brown and
family, of Sioux City, have construct
ed a temporary house in Joy place
and moved in last week. Mr Brown
expeots to have material on the ground
to commence a nice cottage the first of
the week.
Sioux City Journnl, 6th : Chief of
Police John Dineen last night was rip-pris-d
over the long distance telephone
from Des Moines that Thomas Mellon
had been found dead in a morning
house. The body now is at Newlin's
morgue in the cnpital city. Tom Mel
lon lived on a farm noar Jackson,
Nebr, aud is well known iu Dakota
county. Lust night the chief notified
friends at Jackson, who will communi
oate with relatives in regard to what
disposition shall be made of the body.
The cause of the death was not given.
. . . .Dr C II Maxwell, of Dakota City,
who was in Sioux City yesterday, said
the citzius of his town and many of
those of Dakota county with whom he
had talked on the subject were glad to
read in The Journal that Will II Beok,
president of the Commeroiiil club, nnd
other prominent retail merchants of
Sioux City are taking an active inter
est i:i enrournging the building of in
terurbim lines into Hioux City. "We
have 'im interurbnn connection with
Si iux City," Dr Maxwell went on to
say, "buttlm power is not electric,
snd that in our only r jret. If Mr
Buck ami his nssocintex would come
over to Dakota City any day tmlsee
the way tie f irmer from the rk-h ag
ricultural country sui rounding the
county sent come into town, U.ible
their teams an I then take the intciur
bn car to Sbtix City, they might bo
impreHMed with the importance of se
curing more certain servioo." Dr
Maxwoll cited as proof of the interest
Dakota City has in this question the
vote of his town on the proposition to
givo the Sioux Citv Traction compauy
a franchise through the main street of
the city. The vote, he aaid, stood 79
in favor of the fraticbiso to 2 sgninst
it. Tho Commercial club yesterday
aent out invitations to several nimi
who live along the proposed loiitj of
the iutei urban between Sioux City and
Spirit Lake asking thtm to utUtw the
club's luncheon at tho, Mondamin
Thursday of this week, when "Iattrur-
bans will be t ie subj ct of discission.
Tho meeting gives promise of furnitdi
ing interesting developments in Mr
Bock's campaign for iuterurbau tail
ways. I CORRESPONDENCE $
HUBBARD.
Nellio Heeney, of Nacora, visited
in ton Wednesday.
Patrick Jones was a business visitor
at the county seat Wednesday.
Jtff P Rockwell was up from the
county seat Thursday.
The Auchor Oraiu oompanj had a
car of hogs on the market Saturday.
Our grocery stock can not be beat
for quality or prioe. Let us show you.
Carl Anderson.
Johannah Muudy visited iu South
Sioux City last Thursday.
Mrs Mary E Noidyke returned o
her home at Jackson Tuesday evening.
Eitchen knives, home made and
guaranteed for a year without sharpen
ing. Carl Anderson.
E Green shipped a car of hogs
Wednesday.
Both saloons were granted licenses
for the year at a meeting of the board
held lust Friday evening.
A handy man wanted with or with
out tools. D O Heffernan, 'Hubbard,
Nebr,
Mr Bert Cobleigh and wife enjoyed
a viMt the past few weeks from Mi,..
Lulu unit Floreuoe Tuoker, of Pawuee
v ii v, mis state.
Riy Armour was on the Sioux City
urket Tuenday with a car of linu-u.
m
which brougut him 5 37, per hundred
try a eau of our Heiuz tomato soup
it m no ami you can not help but
like it We also have a full line of
'" pieserves, ph-kles, etc Carl
A'Kler-tOU
Among the county seat visitors last
rrniu.v were lieoige Hayes, John
U iward unit James Howard.
.......
HiioHy Marks, is here again doiug
Bod.e. work in the line of paiutiugand
pa p.' i lilt lining.
Tom Guughran marketed hogs here
m ecii.i s iiiy.
Briux us your produoe, of all kinds,
creuui, nutter anil eggs, aud get the
bitliiM market price Carl Audersou .
Mr HoiH, of Kenoaha, Wis, who had
n.u viHitiug tather E'-glii.h for the
j rt-t la .nib, returned home Tuesday.
e u, wri-eu uavo one oi l lie
1 i -d corn sorters, and they offer
! i free to all their regular
if -. v. n i .
customers. Bring in your corn at.d
have it sorted at our expense.
J C Collins went to Hartington Sat
urday to attend the K C initiation.
Mabel Rockwell is visiting relatives
in Dakota City.
Yon will need light summer under
wear this kind of weather, and we can
fit you out in anything you want Carl
Anderson.
Max Nelson and Wm Reninsrer were
passengers esst Saturday.
l'roi t, u iiotiouoe wen 10 ine city
Satnday, and from there to Harting
ton to attend the K C initiation.
The Hubbard (jasn ftiarmacy is
prepared to supply your needs in any
thing in the line of drngs aud medi
cines, and you will be treated right
when you trade there. Trices reason
able .
Nellie necney was here from Nacora
last week doing some dressmaking.
A number from here took in the
Jackson dance Friday evening.
LoiiIm Dineen, of Sioux City, was a
visitor here Sunday.
There will be a meeting at Wood
men hall, Hubbard, Neb, May 9, 1908,
Saturday at 8 o'clock p m, for the pur
pose of organizing a W J Bryan club.
Promineut speakers will be in attend
ance. Everybody invited, regardless
of politics, to attend and become a
member. (Jouie! lou will be sorry it
you don't. H F Cain, Committeeman.
For corn planters and cultivators,
see Kenze & Green before you buy.
Their prices will surprise you.
The ball game here Sunday between
Homer and Hubbard was quite inter
esting until the lust man was out in
the eleventh ioning. The score stood
a tie 2 to 2 until the eleventh inning,
when Homer snta man across the
plate. Hubbard then went to bat and
went them one better and scored tao
runs, winning the game, 4 to 3.
A distressing accident occurred nt
the school house in the Francisco dis
trict Tuesday afternoon, when Sylvia
Francisco, daughter of Bert Francisco
and wife, was seriously burned by the
explosion of a gallon pail of hot coffee.
It being the last day of school, a lunch
was lieiog spread for the scholars, aud
as Miss Francisco was preparing to
serve tho coffee, which had been set
ting on the hot stove with a tight lid
on, the can burst and threw the scald
ing fluid in her face and on her breast
and arms scalding her in a terrible
manner. Dr Witte was immediatly
summoned and dressed her burns, and
a trained nurse was telephoned for from
sioux Uity, wno is now in charge oi
the sick girl and is doing all that can
be done to relieve her suffering. -
- HOMER.
Miss Kathleen O'Connor came Lome
to attend her brother's funeral.
Neva Deft was down from Dakota
City ever Sunday.
Will Curtis came over from Sioux
City Tuesday to visit his fumily .
Mrs Blanche Tico was the guest of
Mrs Dr Burke Scnday,
Tho Dorcas society met with Mrs
Clements Thursday.
Jimmie Nelson sold a car of cattle
to Tira O'Conncr Monday.
Glen Erwin and Emma MuCoukcy
accompanied Gertie McKinley homo
from Mioux City "Sunday, and were
guests at the McKinley home between
truins.
Charles Hilliard and wifo, of Morn-
inside, were Homer visitors betweeii
trains Suudav.
Mrs ThoB Green and eon Frank,
came over from Sioux City Sunday.
Mary Lnke and her friend went t
Sioux t'ity to enter the National Busi
ness college on Monday.
Mrs Peterson, of Dakota Citv, visit
ed her sister, Mrs John Welker, this
work.
Madge Clapp wua up from Rosalie
ovor Sunday.
Mrs A 0 Plaff and little son,
Oswald, and Nick Maher came down
from Sioux City on Wednesday's train
to attend the O'Connor funeral Thurs
day. Roy McKinley has bought an inter
est iu a barber shop at Grand Forks,
North Dakota.
Mrs Skeel died Monday after a
short illness, at the home of her
daughter, Mrs Will Blesxing. The
funeral was held Wednesday from the
M E church.
Mrs Mart Mansfield jr, wns up from
Winnebago Wednesduy.
O J O'Connor jr, son of Banker C J
O'Connor, died last Saturday of con
sumption in Alamagordo, N M, whore
ho hud gone to get the benefit of a
change of climate. Only a year or so
ago his brother Harold died from the
same dread disease. The remains ar
rived here Wednesday, accompauied
by the grief stricken wife and brother
Arthur. The funeral was held Thnrs
day at 10 o'clock a ru from the Catho
lic church, interment being in the
Catholic cemetery. The deceased
young man waa in his 27th year, aud
leaves a wife and two children to fight
the battles of this world alone. The
symyathy of the entire cpramunitv is
extended to the bereaved family and
relatives in the hour of their deep
sonow for the loss of their loved one.
JACKSON.
M Minnaugh, of Lemars, Iowa, is
in town this week with a string of
horses enroute to Rosebud, S D.
Superintendent Mary Quinu visited
the Homer schools last Friduy, Her
sister, Katie accompanied her home in
the evening and remained until Sun
day evening.
The boys went to Wynot, Nebr, last
Friday to play ball and were defeated
by a soore of 10 to 3 Thoy took in
the dui'oe iu the evening, returning
homo Saturday afternoon, and report
a fine time.
The Hughs comedians which played
here all week left Monday for New
castle and Wyuot. The votiug con
test for tho. most popular young lady
closed Saturday evening. Maggie
Murray won the prize a 27-piece sil
ver set.
George Blessing returned from Allen
Saturday morning, where he visited
relatives aud friends a few days.
Veruie Smith of Ponca spent Sunday
with relatives here.
Gnss Murray and Leo MoCormick,
left Monday morning for Montana, via
O'Neil, Nfbr. Wren Mrs McCotmick
found out. thst Leo had gore she tele
graphed the ofilcers at O'N'eil to hold
them, which they did, and her son
James went after them Tuesday even
ing. They returned aith nini on
Wednesday noon's train. '
There was no ball go mo here Sindny
on account of the new ball grounds
not beiog fixed up.
Mrs J C O'Neill, of 6bux City, is
visiting friends here this week and
doing some repniriog on her propaity.
Katie Flannery has been Risk the
past week with a severe on ho of neu
ralgia.
Wm Bowman has gone to Spring
field, S D, to work the coming sum
mer. George Ashford of Horner sj eut
Sunday evening with friends here,
A Mr Curtis was here Monday look
ing over the town with a view of start
ing a newspaper.
Rev P F McCarthy went to Ran
dolph Monday evening, to take put in
the 40-hour devotion that is being
held there.
Joseph Heenati, of Vista, is assisting
in the McBride saloon.
Frank Kennpllv has brv.n under the
dcctoi's care the past week.
C H Duggan and two sons, of Sioux
City, drove throutrh town Suudav en
route to their farm at Goodwin.
There will be a Musioale given by
the music el HUH ot St Cuthnrinn ucnrln-
my Friday May 8th, commencing at
O U ClOCK p m.
PUOORAM.
J'uet -Vnlsp PnrlKlenne , Korvittli
Ithinclie I'lillllpH, Myrtle Iliirney.
l)oulile Ihio Overture, Znmnfi....Riin'hnrt
Klrtit Plnno, Mnry W'nterH, Ixiretto Culilll.
Mecoud Piano. Gertrude Hull, Mnry Myers.
Trio Waits ITinnn
I .i 1 1 In ii Culklns. Citrinela Uutnn,
Mary Maloney.
lhlpt firfLtwiruMinr'a Unna
Mildred Hyun, Ktleen 'Hiirtiii jt'.
Solo HIpplliiK Water Wll.-oil
Walter Zuluuf.
Itiiet Vlctolre. Polka Klegnntf P.ehr
Kdltlin Kearney, Mary Asliforil.
lmo Value Impromptu Hnr-lnimn
First I'liino, Murtmrct Ashford. '
Hecond Plnno, Mury McUonliriil.
Duet Adwrils Galop HtrenhhoK
Zltiiiind Anna ('lurk.
Chorus Hummer t'lensurey
Juniors.
Duet Iila Polltn... ,
Nora HoKiui, Mm ware t Hyun.
Trio Southern Henuty March ... Sell nelder
Margaret Howard. Beatrice Jones,
Mary O'Neill.
Duet Little Fairy Waltz Ktreallxi
Hurtholenieo and Marie Ideally.
Holo Valso (le Salon Wnchs
Sylvester lininuiin, r.
Duet Rohln s I,ulln!y KroKinnnn
Helen Lowrejr, Madeline Davey.
Hen Bolt Glee Club
Trio Characteristic Dance
Uolumha JX'iitH. Gertrude Gatenieyi r.
Monica Flynn.
1 oti bio Duo Ta n n house r Win ner
First I'lano, Mnry-ffynn, Mury lleeney.
Second I'liino, Kathleen Uranium Miir
traret Culnu.
Duet flier Stock und Stein Helns
Catherine Casey, Margaret Mitchell.
Solo Keverlel Op.JISt, No. 2. Ilolim
Helen I.owrey.
Due t G race Wal tz
Mary Moore, Margaret Ilnrtuett.
Tr(o I,e Secret GurllM
Mary Fox, Monica Hintnett,
Frances McConnlcU,
Duo Polonaise de Concert Lack
First I'lano, Mary Huekley.
Second i'lano. Cecelia Flaherty.
TwlllBht Choral Club
Accompanists, Mary Waters. Manraret
Ashford, Mary Huekley.
SALEM.
It is up to the old timers to dig ou
their records of cold springs.
Mrs Julia Mikesell aud d,i"ghter
Uertrude, who recently returned from
an extended visit with Mr and Mrs II
J Hapeman iu Colo, were callers in
this locality lust week.
Audrey Alia wnv and wife, of Homer,
speut Suuday at the Nannie Altcmus
home.
A newly married couple was heard
to say thut marriage is a v balloon tlat
takes you safely to Heaven. If that's
the case, th n, "divorce must bo the
Pra -hute th;tt brings you buck to
earth aguiu."
Frank Sides, of Dakola City, W:i9 a '
guest of Claud Heikes. Tuesday .
Mr Phil Rhen of Pennsylvania, was
a caller at the Foreshoe home Sunday.
Mr Rhen will make his home with
John Winebrenner, on Walker's Island,
tlis summer.
Mcsdames Hugh Graham avd Leslie
Bliveu visited relatives in Sioux City,
Saturday.
Harry Brown has been couflued to
his bed the past week with an attack
tf typhoid fever, at this writing he is"
recovering.
Mr Perry Learner visited from Fri
day until Sunday at the home of his
daughter, Mrs Ollio Hale, near Hub
bard. A largo number of baseball fun
from here seen Sioux City preseut
DesMoines with a "goose egg" Sunday.
The W H & F M society held an in
teresting meeting at the homo of Mrs
Olivor Fisher, last Friday.
County Superintendent, Mary V
Quinn was down from Jackson Thurs
day, calling on the schools, Mi-s
Quinn was accompanied by her sister,
Margaret, who is out taking a few
lessons in o'servative work. She is
an academy graduate this year.
Vira Bougus has been quite sick the
past week with the measles.
Mr and Mrs Joseph Smith and
daughters, ot Sioux City, spent Suu
day at tho lla'ry Browu home.
Harry neikes is also numbered
among the unfortunate victims of the
measles.
Vern Lake aud family visited Sun
day ut the home of Mr L's brother,
Jasper.
Amy and Horace Culbertson inter
taiued most royally six of their young
friends from Sioux City, at a house
party, over Saturday uutil Monday.
Any one who wishes to tako advan
tago oi the market quotations should
write for the "Crop Bepoiter" pul. lull
ed by the U 8 Department nf agricul
ture. It contains much reliable mat
ter relating to the crops aud maikets
in all foreign countries.
Harlaud Bridenbaugh, a well known
and highly respected young man Irotu
this community was awarded the foot
ball trophy eup by the students of
Morningside college. This cup is
presented each year to the member of
the team who ranks highest in his
studies, and is a much sought for hon
or. M' ltridenbaugh has won his "SI"
for two years in succession tllliug tlm
position of left guard, aud is consider
ed one ot tho strongest men on tho
team.
J Good
Short Stories
Profesoor
of MeXJIll Unlver-
lty hud Just flnlnhed a lengthy lrrtur
in poisons and nntldotea. "Supposing
foil were culled to attend a patient
tho hud swallowed ten grains of ox
illc ncld, what would you administer?''
The siicruinont," shouted an Irish stu
dent from the rear of the hall.
Walter DnniiwH'h tells of a matron
In Chh'Mgo who, in company with her
young nephew, was attending a musical
entertainment. The selections were
apparently entirely unfamiliar to the
youth, hut when the "Wedding March"
of Mendelssohn was begun he began to
evince more Interest. "That sounds fa
miliar," he said. "I'm not strong on
these- classical pieces, hut that's a good
one. What Is It?" "That," crnvely
explained the matron, "Is the 'Maiden's
Prayer.' "
Sir Henry Druniiuond WolfT, In his
recently published book of "Kecollco
thin," tells n Btory of Lord GuIIla
more, famous in legal history as Chief
Justice O'CJntdy. In a case before hlui
the lending counsel for the defense of
the prisoner argued that there was no
case before the Jury. Lord (Julllaniorc
wns about to pronounce judgment when
tho Junior counsel asked loavo to ad
dress a few words to the court. The
Judjie replied, "I will hear you by and
by, Mr. -." The young man snid,
"Hut, my lord, it Is on this point that 1
wish to nddresft your lordship." Lord
Gulllumore rejoined, "I will hear you
by and by, Mr. . Meanwhile, for
fear of accidents, I will direct the Jury
to acquit your client."
When Mr. Blank went to call upon
some friends he was oil his way out of
town nnd so had his traveling hag with
him. This he placed in a corner, and
when he rose to leave, he overlooked it.
Ills hostess happened to notice It before
he had reached the door nnd called to
her little daughter: "Mario, run after
Mr. Blank and tell him he has left his
grip here I" The little one gave her
mother one swift glance of surprise,
but flew dutifully to obey orders. "Oh,
Mr. Blank," they heaVd her sny, "moth
er says you have forgotten to take your
grip with you.' Then she added, quick
ly, In a tone of polite apology : "'You
see, most all of us have had It this
wiutor, aud we'd rather not have any
more !"
Dr. L. C. Hallburton, the noted Eng
lish statistician, was discussing iu
New York the statistics of marriage
marriage statistics ure his specialty.
"The last statistics," he said, "show us
one pleasant change, one grand im
provement. Aged men of wealth are
no longer marrying beautiful, merce
nary young women as frequently as
they used. Iu fact, these marriages
nVo becoming in this country so rare
that the newspapers don't hesitate to
comment very forcibly uponhem. I
approve of these cruel comments. They
keep such mockeries of marriage
down." Dr. Hallburton smiled grimly.
"In a little town In Herts last mouth,"
ho said, "a millionaire of 70 married a
young aud pretty milliner of 22. The
local paper printed the next day this
editorial paragraph on the matter: 'Six
months ago, when Mr. Blanks venera
hie wife died, his children and grand
children feared that he would go crazy
over the sad bereavement. Their fears
have now come true. "
MISTRESS OF FINANCE.
With All Her .Millions Hetty Grceil
la Tiot a Happy Woman.
If you have been a part of the hur
rying throng that dally Jostles down
lower Broadway you may have seen
her. Such a lonely little figure I A
withered leaf, it seems strangely toss
ed In the great financial current, says
th Broadway Magazine. Follow this
little old woman in rusty black and see
her enter the National Chemical bank.
She is not the scrubwoman. The scrub
woman has no clothes of such ancient
date as hers, the alpaca gown that has
weathered many seasons, the black
woolen cape that has shaped Itself to
the shoulders that have bowed through
the last ten years and the little tousled
bonnet with its little bunch of flowers
that faded with the millinery of many
summers past.
Yet she has made no mistake In en
tering where the atmosphere is crisp
with the ways of the business world
and metallic with the sound of money.
For lot the oltlce boys and clerks and
men higher up stand obsequiously aside
as she passes. The bowed gray head
turns neither to the right nor the left
as she walks straight on. With assur
ance her hand rests on the gate that
leads Inside the brass-barred windows
to a mahogany roll-top desk. This Is
her office.
The shabby little old woman who
iins Just passed from view is
worth $(50,XH),(h.)O, even $100,000,
OtiO, some estimates say. She Is Hetty
Ilowlnnd Uoblnson Green, greatest mis
tress of flounce tlu world has ever seen.
Seated atop of her huge yellow millions,
a wrinkled old woman, tho financial
limelight of a continent plays about
her as she directs the destinies of men
and of corporations. There is power
in the penstroke of her aged Angers,
the thin old fingers that are busy, busy
till day long cutting couimns and slgu
Ing checks. Sho hns more ready money
ut her command than any other one lu
dividual. To tne old-fashioned mahog
any desk com'S u procession of bank
presidents, hat in hand, railroad mag
nates bowing low, and rich directors
humbly making obeisance. Oooly, cal
culatingly, she listens, balancing want
and entreaty with a grim nicety of
Judgment. Then she drives her bargain
shrewdly.
They get her money and they pay
her price.
' So rolls up the fortune for which
she has long been fumd as the richest
i women In America. There Is the pos
j slblo exception of Mr ltussell Sage,
but hers was amassed by her husband.
' In all history there has bceu no other
woman who, by the exercise- of her own
Ingenuity, has made so much money ns
this supreme woman financier.
Yet th Mldns touch that In fairly
Incrusted her life with gold hns boon
a fatal gift. For Hetty Green Is really
a bankrupt to-day, bankrupt In rlcsh-e!
With money to buy all that tho world
has for sale, It holds nothing that she
would like. She has mortgages strewn
In acres from Boston to San FruucU-o.
She owns railroad and steamship lines.,
copper mines In Mlchlgnn. g'dd in'ivs
In Nevada, Iron mines in Missouri, tel
egraph and telephone securities and
government bonds,-nnd in her safe is
locked a pint of diamonds and om of
the finest collections of pearls on earth.
Yet the girl stenographer who takes her
dictation probably hns n llg!iter heart
under a new spring gown, the lntlc'ier
from whom alio buys chuck steak at 12
cents a pound has a better Sunday din
ner and her neighbors In a H!!;c;i
flat, when they go on a Coney Island
outing, brighten the monochrome of ex
istence with more color than varies In r
drab days.
Toor Hetty Green, least happy wom
an lu New York !
THE HELP AGENCY FAIiE.
How Ynnth, Mocklnx Work, Art
Deluded In I.nrict' l lllp.
"Many is tho deluded youth u !i
hopefully enters tho portals of an em
ployment agency with a heart f-.i!l of
expectancy," says C. A. ruttcrson. lu
tne (. nicago Tribune. "Th'vu-eth-.illv
an neency finds the Job and only wain
for the right bright-eyed young man to
come along and claim it. I have wen
agency managers fret and fume be
cause they couldn't llnd the- right man
for some or th-Mr salaried ulaces. vt
I actually know that often these state
ments are myths to elve an inwnvsioii
of thriftlnostf to the place. So eager are
some of these agencies to place men
that they will stop ut nothing. Or.e case
1 remember quite vividly where a vnniu
man employed by n wholesale grocery
wished to got a better position. lie ap
plied nt one of the oldest agencies in
the city. Of course, the aseiicv mana
ger asked him where he was working,
and without limitation tho clerk told
him. Now, what did this agency man
ager do but call ou tho clerk's enudov-
ers and tell tham their employe was
hunting another Job. The result was
the clerk was discharged and the agency
put In a man in his place. If the
agency had secured a nlace for this
clerk It would have been all right, but
It didn't and never expected to.
"The method of some of these ko-
cnlled agencies would make a criminal
blush. I have positive lnform.it lo:i
showing that somo disreputable em
ployers of help work in conjunction
with the agencies. They operate In
this wn,y: A clerk applies to an agency
for a Job. After going over letters of
reference, etc. which, by the way, Is a
mere farcical form the clerk is scut to
n manager who is favorably inclined
toward the agency. The clerk is put
to work, with the agency holding a
written contract that he will pay his
first week's wages for tho job. The
clerk works a week and pays the fee.
The next Monday he shows up bright
and early, believing that the rest of his
earnings will be his own, to find he has
no Job waiting for him.
"Not all jobs of the agency arc fakes,
but the only employers depending on
agencies for help are those who can't
get help any other way. Either the lo
cution Is so poor a high-grade man
won't work there, or the salary so low
a good man will not consider it. These
are the kind of -employers agencies
catch. It Is absurd to think of n gon-i
position such us tho agencies puinj wit
going n-begglug among the agencies."
The Wronit Nell.
Nell Is a lrl who lives up ou Capi
tol hill. On Mondays a woman comes
to Nell's house to wash clothes. The
woman's name is Nell, too. One Mon
day Nell, the girl, was in the sitting
room reading when the telephone- rang:
Nell, the washerwoman, answered the
ring. Nell, the girl, then heard Nell,
the washerwoman, sny:.
"Yes, this Is Nell."
Silence. " ' '" i
"now's that?".
Silence.
"What I Am I mad because you kiss
ed me last night? Look here, man,
you're too fresh. Who are you any
way? I never kissed "
Just then the telephone receiver was
wildly snatched, from her hand. Nell,
the girl, blushing furiously; had grab
bed it. She bung it on the hook.
"ne wanted me," she said. "He al
ways tries to tease me that way. I I
never kissed him In my life."
As she disappeared up the stairs the
washerwoman smiled and said:
"That's a big one." Denver Tost.
Hooded Saake.
The hoods of snakes were unques
tionably intended by nature to act as
weapons of intimidation, for when sud
denly opened, as they are during the
excitement of a contest, these give
their owners an apparent and formida
nble enlargement. But the hoods which
have been so useful at some period In
snake history have now become so en
larged as to tend toward the extinction
of their owners, Just as tho overdevel
opment In the tusks of prehistoric ani
mals led straight to their destruction.
Durlug a fight the hooded snake in tho
act of strlklsg his foe suffers from the
outstretched and weighty hood he
overbalances himself and topples for
ward. His assailant, the mongoose and
some birds specially, seizes him when
prostrate and, ripping up the back of
the neck, speedily dispatches him.
False.
Miss Blondlock How dare you tell
people my hair is bleached? You know
It Is false? Miss Bavenwlng Yes.
dear; I know it is. I told them It wus
bleached before you got it Loudou
Telegraph.
B.l.
"Is he game?"
"I should say so."
"What did he do?"
?IIe asked Bilking for 10 after "the
old man refused him his daughter."
How happy vmeu would be If they
could llvt longvlthout gettlnf old I
rirnt Publication April i-3w
KOTICB OF SAt.r- t'NDr.B CHATTF.t- MORT
OAOE. Notice In hereby elven t tin t. by virtu of
nrlmttel niortKHRi- given to Frank Hi-n-
lrlck on t Ii-sth lny of AiiKiist. lu 7. duly
nied in tiip oiiir-p or tlie comity clerk of I'
kota county, Nebraska, October X", lt7. ami
executed by Jennie Viola Mixer, to Frimk
HewlrlrM, to nerurn rmTinont of the nuiii
nf Ii0.no with H fT cent Interest, upon which
uirre is now clue Iiefnult tmvlnff
lieen mmlc In the pnyun-nt of sulci sum. fuel
no suit or other proceedliiK nt Inw linvln
lieen Instituted to recover snll debt or nny
pnrt thereof: therefore. 1 will sell the nriin-
erty therein described, vis: The Frame
House within the "V of the Chleniro, Ht.
Paul. Mlnnenpolls nnd Oinnba Hmlroml
Company nt Coliurn Junction, Inkot
county, Nebraska, at (lotturn Junction, snld
county unci slnte, nt public miction on the
nun any or May. A. l. l'.. at 1 o 'clock n. in.
of snid dny.
Dated April si, nw.
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County Coroner
B. F. Sawjer
Jackson, Nebraska
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