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About Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965 | View Entire Issue (April 24, 1908)
Taa Effect tha KcrrM at Oiw Minx. now can a ninn do his dally work quietly, which rrpresents perhaps only the earning of n few shillings, when his anxious other neurotic self Is vod dering how a bor?e he baa nevtr teen, ridden by a Jorkcy be has only beard of, In a race ho has only rend about, la faring as to money ostensibly hit, which be cannot afford to lose becauit be has not perhaps got It If be should have to pay? Is such an existence likely to ndil to the race valus of our atock of (lppti:ig patriotism? Fry's Mng.'izlne. FROM SUNNY ORANGE GROVES. The Tw Ice-Told Experience of Sam Bernardino, Calif., Man. From Sunny San Bernardino, In the midst of oraiiRe groves, writes Lionel M. Heath, of 15S Eighth street: "For fifteen years I suf fered with pains In my back, frequent calls to pnss the se cretions, dropsy, rheumatic aches and other symptoms of kidney trouble. I could get no relief .-until I used Donn's Kidney Pills. They cured me five years ago, and this Is twice I have publicly said so. The euro was thorough." Sold by all dealers, f0 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. r. Mow O'ojvctlnn to That. "Go nn:l t.iUo your bath, dear," said h! mother. "like a little man." "Thai's die way I want to do!" howl ed Johnny. "Little men never take a bath 'eoptin' tlrev feel like it!" How's This? We offer One Hundred Pollars Reward for any rase of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure F. .T. CUKNHY ft CO., Toledo, O. We, the iindcrffijcneri, have known F. J. Cheney for the lxt 13 years, and believe him perfectly honor.iMe In all business trans actions, and financially able to carry out any obligations mm'.e hy his tlrin. WaUHNU, KlNNAN & fARVIN, Wholesale Ilrugxlsts, Toledo, O. Unit's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces nf tlie system. Testimonials sent free. Price, 7!5c. per bottle. Bold by all Drnscists. .... Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. Xo Dodg-lns; It. Inventor I have just succeeded In per fecting the plan of an automobile that will go faster than any other machine in existence. (Jive me a name for it. The Trofessor C!all it the Inevitable. Von Can Get Allen'e Foot-Ease FRED Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y., for a Kit ICE sample of Allen's Foot Ease, a powder to shake Into your shoes. It cures tired, sweating, hot, swollen, ach ing feet. It makee new or tlsrht shoes easy. A certain cure for Corns and Uunlons. All Druggists and Shoe Stores sell It 2o. -7 1 fiy Mteiuutic. Lawyer Here are your divorce papers madam. I advise you to take good can of them. Charming Soubrette Why, certaiply Leesem. I shall put them in my safetj deposit box, where all the others are. It'e Fetdt'a Eye Salre, that gives instant relief to eyes, irritated from dust, heat, sun or wind: All drug gists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. VnnnaiTerable. "Pardon me," the photographer said, "but I think your sinile is unuecessarilj broad. It will hliow all your teeth." "Those teeth cost me $G0," growled th fitter. "I want 'em to show." Chicago Tribune. Mrs. Wlnslow's Huothlng Syrup for Child ren teething, softens the gums, reduces In flaiiiuintimt. allay pain, cures wind colic. Sic a tottlo. , 1 1 Mivtintlerstood. Of Henry James, who, to the distress of ninny of his admirers, Is revising "Daisy Miller," "The Portrait of a La dy," nixl his other early works, a Chi cago publisher said the other day: 'Here Is something funny that hap pened during Mr. James visit to Phila delphia. Two housemaids In the down town house w here he stopped were dis cussing hiin. "He's a very finicky, fussy genUo Ulnn., s;wd the first. " 'Indeed, you're right he Is,' the oth er agreed warmly. 'He caught me using one of h!s razors the other morn ing to pry open a stiff window with, and kicked up an awful row. Some folks hate ti 1.1: of fresh air.'" What a Settler Can Secure In WESTEfIN CANADA 1G0 Acre. Gmin-C.-cwinr Land FREE. 20 to 40 Hu.t.t i, Vhaat la the Acre. 40 to 90 Huihelt Onl. to the Aero. 35 10 50 Ituihelt Burls to th. Acre. Timber for rrncinj and Puildin FREE. Good Lavs with I , '1 notion. i SulsniiiiJ ftailruad K-iiitici and Low Rate. ' Sri, oil, and Churchct Conreniant. Satutac-tcry Market for all Production. Good Climate and Perfect Health, lhance. for Profitable InTo.tmenta. Soma of th'ichnl rtt twr a i it.tirrnitm I mot 1 at n , at In Saskatchewan end Alberta may now be auguired in raaai ncautmu aoJ prosperous sections onJtr His Revised Homestead Regulations t)y which entry may b made by proaylon certain conrlinona). ly the father, mother, son, daughter, brother or kilter of intending- homesteader. ..,tn,r' fee,,n each case is llu.OO. For pamphlet, X.asi Hrt West." particulars at to raiea. routes, rest time, to go and where to locate, apply to V I). Scott, Superintendent of Immigration, Cllia. Carn.rU, or E. T. Ho'mr.. 3n Jackeoa (,:-!: Pjul- d J- M MaiLachlan, Bos ..u, ,..,r,,unu, ju, uanoia. AuUiOrucJ Cover, .tot Agents r.awe aaf where roa aav thla aJranlMnaat. riflE1:.V.Thompson,s Eye Water Jit "Did you ever spend any money fool ishly?-' "Sure. I was engaged to a girl ouce myself." Detroit Free Tress. Intelligent Uescucr (to skater who has fallen through) Steady, old mnn, steady ! Keep coul ! London Itystnud- "What do you think of the simplified spelling?" "It would be all light if It wasn't so hard to learn." Detroit Freo Press. "They seem to live happily tojw-th- er. "csj lie lets bis wife select his neckties and his stenographers." Nashville American. "They seem to be having n duet In the next suite." "Yes, the man Is prac ticing on the cornet while bis w!fo talks." Cleveland Plain. Dealer. Knrr What makes you think that ou are going to succeed in business? Hagster Itecause my partner has $300,000. Soinervllle Journal. 'I always try to treat my tnnld as If she werp n member of the family." Gracious, how do you get her to put up with It?" Chicago Koeord-Ileruld. "Don't you ever get homesick, cap tain?" asked the passenger on tho ocean liner. "Xo; I'm never home long enough," replied the captain. Phila delphia Press. Dolly Pardon m, denr. but you cut a ridiculous figure on the street yester day. Polly Oh, forgive me, dear! If I had seen you 1 should have spoken. Cleveland Lender. Paeon Do you think It Is proper for a man to say things behind his wife's back? Egbert Well. If he's trvlne to button her dress, how can be help It? Yonkcrs Statesman. She Hut, Fred, dear, fancy coming In such shabby clothes when, you aro going to ask pa's consent. Fred Ar, but, dearest, I once had a new suit ruined. The Sketch. Passenger Iioatman, hadn't we bet ter bail her out? She's half full of water. Irish Iioatman Och, niver mind, sor. Sure she'll run over when she's quite full." Punch. "To what do you attribute your suc cess in acquiring money?" "Partly to the success of other men In letting go of it," replied the great financier. Philadelphia Public Ledger. 'I've never had any great luck," de clared the pessimist "Neither have I," admitted the optimist "Made my money by hard work and advertising." Louisville Courier-Journal. Plumber Have you got all wo want for Brown's Job? Boy Yes. Plumber Wot? You 'aven't forgotten nothln'? Bless my soul, 'ow d'you expect to make a plumber? The Bystander. The Dentist Now, open wide your mouth and I won't hurt you a bit. Tha ratient (after the extraction) Doctor, I know what Ananias did for a living now. Chicago Home Herald. The Artist So you can't use my sketches, then. Would you mind telling me what you think of them? The Edit or I can't now, there are some ladles In the nest room. Leslie's Weekly. "Justin," said Mrs. Wyss. "Yes," re plied Mr. Wyss. "Will you spcaii a kind word to FIdo and make hiin wag his tail. He hasn't had one bit of exor cise all day." Llppincott's Magazine. "How did Harry enjoy bis trip abroad?" "Very much; he looks hap py, and has gained 113 pounds." "One hundred and fifteen pounds?" "Yes, and she's an heiress." Brooklyn Life, I lie manager always keeps back a portion of the villain's salary." "Why does he do that afraid he'd skip?" "No; but he always acts his part hotter when he's mad." St. Louis Globe-Dem ocrat. "You told me this ring was a Are opal ; an expert tells me it Isn't any thing of the kind." "My front, you go tell dot eggsert he's a liar mlt my oom bliments. Dot opal vas in four Ores." Life. Charming Hostess (to dyspeptic guest, who has been refusing dish after dish) I am so distressed. You'e had no dinner at ail:- Guest Thank you but I have to be very particular about my food. Puhch. "Is my son getting well grounded lu the classics?" asked the anxious mil lionaire. "I would put it even stronger than that," replied the private tutor, "I may say that he is actually strand ed on them." Chicago Kecord-IIerald. Church What's that piece of cord tied around your finger for? Gotham My wife put it then? to remind me to tuall a letter. Church And did you mail it? Gotham No; she forgot to give It to me! The CongrogationalUt "Do ycu think Bllggins would make a good boband?"' r.si.cd the conscien tious youth. "Why do you ask?" In quired the girl, in surprise. "Because If you think sith a fool ns Bllggliui could manage It, 'I have n good mind to take n chance myself." Wushingtou Star. "Juhii," she whispered, "there's burglar in the parltir. Ho has Just knocked against the pin no and hit sev eral keys at once." "I'll go down," said be. "Oli, John, don't do anything rasa:" "Wash! Why, I'm going to help til 1:1. You don't suiiose ho caa remove the phmo from the house with out as-ils:iiif." The Throne. o I'miie Ituek. "You say your sister was perm to ask questions of the spirit of departed husband ut the seance nlL'lit'f" ltted her last "Yes, she asked the departed qulta liuiuner or quest ions. "Were Ills replies convincing?" "I don't know ; she acted Just sh iis4it to when he wna nlli-o like and didn't give him a chance to reply Houston Post. It isn't always easy for a feinaJt Active to catch a husband. ml. li 1 There Is no bettor time for setting trees than late In fall. Success on the farm depends upon having everything dune systematically and at the proper time. Once a week ts not enough Mo salt the sheep. Have it where they can gut what they want every day. For the year l'JOT the poultry prod ucts of the country exceeded In value the whole of tUe bay crop. Land plaster Is not a fertilizer, but will liberate potash, and shows a mark ed benefit ou clay and sandy land to clover. It Is the March hatched chicks that make the Novomler layers, which are the most profitable members of the whole flock. r Sheep and young stock 'should never le yarded together. The young stock will be pretty sure to chase the sheep. and that means trouble every time. v Kever drive a sheep body deep Into the snow. If you do, make up your mind that loss will follow. It simply takes the tuck out of a sheep to wade In deep snow. The best method to cure sore backs on horses Is to dissolve one-half ounce of blue vitriol in n pint of water and daub the injured lwrts with It four or five times a day. Alfalfa has shown this season that it will stand all kinds of revt-rses and Btlll make a big crop. Those who were lucky enough to have a few acres of it are preparing to sow more next spring. Anyone who buys an incubator think ing all thnt Is necessary Is to load it. light the lamp and let It do the rest, "all by its lonesome," should take a few lessons In common sense from a sitting hen. It is a questhtTi In some parts of the country which would be the most profit able thing to do, to keep dogs or sheep. Tills dog nuisance Is an old one and It is a wonder that more States do not come to the rescue of the sheepmen than already have. Cultivation Is intended to destroy weeds, prevent the ground from drying out, and to admit the air -to the soil, so as to keep the plant food soluble, Cultivation does not add any water ti 1 the soil, but prevents that alread there from getting away. Uncle Sam's tmapproprlated and un reserved acres . for the American home steaders amount to approximately 7!2 million acres. Such Is the report. Not all of this Is tillable, ' nevertheless there are still millions of acres that can be very profitably put to the plow. Hay scattered about on the ground for sheep Is largely hay thrown away. They will tread It down and waste It. Put It Into good racks. Give only what they will eat up clean. Other stock does not like to eat hay that sheep have nosed over. Providing young stock gets plenty of good nutritious food, they can stand a good deal of exposure and gain In constitution. It must not be thought, however, that animals can gain In con stitution, where they are made to suf fer hardships. A writer In a dairy paper In plead ing for better treatment for the hired man puts It lu this way, "Therefore, dairymen, put the club nwny, scold less, brace up, boost up the hired man. He Is Just as sensitive ns your cow." It Is quite likely that there are some hired men thnt don't know whether the above Is a compliment or not. Of different food products for farm animals a chemical analysis shows dry alfalfa hay to be Just about equal pound for pound to bran. In a ton of the former there are 2'10 pounds of pro tein, 792 pounds of carbohydrates and 24 pounds of fat. In the same weight of bran there are 2J-I pounds of pro tein,' 772 pounds of carbohydrates and CO pounds of fat. These figures ex plain why alfalfa Is such a boon to those sections of tho country where It can be successfully grown. Ked clover hay Is an excellent substitute for al falfa, a ton containing 130 pounds of protein, 710 pounds of carbohydrates and 34 pounds of fat The riaifne of the "White Nan." From present indications it appears that the dreadeu "white nun" butter fly, which In previous years caus-sl Bitch Injury to pine forests in Bohemia, is likely this year to reappear in even greater cumbers. The Ministry of Agriculture has, therefore, anpolutnil n commission of experts to conViilpr how best to stop the ravages of this dv tVuctlve jH'st. Beginning In the for ests of Saxony and Bohemia, tho "white nun" has gradually spread over Mor avia and Silesia, and even down to Lower Austria as well. As tho fore.U lands lu Austria cover some S-MXtfj.OnO acres, more than two-thirds of whh'n are pine woods, the necessity for stop ping this work of destruction is very urgent Ilafrjr Notva, Homo dairy butter making for prl- rate city trade is- tho most profitable way to dispose of the dairy product It Imposes more work upon tho dairy man and his family, but gives an lnde pedence unknown to the market milk producer. Speakers at tho Eastern dairy con ventions inid formers' Institutes are ad Using fanncr-i to raise more grain They say that the days of low-prlet! feeding grains have gone by, never to LWZ return. yVl'his Is good advice for tha average: dairyman and stock keeper. There will be much cleaner lnllli If the ud.hr U wl)M'd off with a damp cloth and the long hair clipped off t'w udder and flanks nnd tall tcfore milk ing. Cream of low test simply contains more skim ii: Ilk. Take a quart of cream testing 40 tvr cent nud add a quart of skim milk nnd you have two quarts of cream testing 20 per cent There Is n cause for low tests. In tha Island of Guernsey three cows are kept cn an acre of land. Tho land Is very ftrtlbj nnd the cows are kept tethered and fed ou the soiling sys tem. ' The more food n cow enn be induced to eat. the more milk she will produce. Cows do not usually consume more food than they can properly digest Prrtllf alnsr the Potato Patch. Put on ns much well-rotted stabit manure as will cover the ground pretty evenly. Plow this under and at Inter vals through tlii winter, If burning wood, scatter the ashes over the ground, or save uutlUthere Is a good load; a couple of tons of these may safely bo used to the acre. Apply before time to plant, plow again and pulverize the ground thoroughly so that manure and ashes are well incorporated, then plant nnd the yield, even on ground too poor to grow white beans, will bo surpris ing. It Is possible to grow from ten to twenty potatoes of marketable size in soli so treated, when using small pota toes for seed, though the previous crop of potatoes hardly paid for the dig ging. If manure Is not at hand then humus and nitrogen may lie secured by plant ing a crop of cow pens and plowfn under after the seed has been picked. If still early enough to get a stand of rye this may be sowed as a cover crop, and when the proper season comes plow the rye under and before pinni ng apply n commercial fertilizer with i high per cent of potash and phos- phniie acid. l.i'i'i-n I'orntre for Host. An especially timely bulletin has Just been bs.nvl from the Missouri Experi ment Station by Dean H. J. Waters, giving the results of some experlnieiva to determine the value of different for age crops for hogs. Thirty-six pigs weighing about fifty pounds each were fed In lots on differ ent forage crops in connection with corn until they were ready for market, accu rate account being kept of the cost of gains made. In cheapness of gains the feeds used ranked as follows: Corn and skim milk, cheapest; corn and al falfa, second ; corn ,and red clover, third; corn nnd blue grass, fourth; corn and rape, fifth; com nnd 6hip stuff, sixth. A saving of about 75 per cent a hun dred in the cost gain was affected by using green clover Instead of fresh blue grass. A saving of $1 a hundred was effected by using alfalfa Instead of blue grass. When It Is realized that alfalfa comes on early and when properly clip ped stays green all summer and until the very hard freezes of early winter its Importance as n hog pasture Is ap parent. Clover yields more forage per acre than blue grass, and as shown by these experiments has a much higher feeding value. It is of the utmost Im portance therefore to provide this sort of pasture for hogs rather than to re quire them to ruiv on a blue grass pas ture, or even worse than blue grass, a tlniothy pasture, or even far worse than this, to confine them in a dry lot In the summer time. This bulletin recommends a succes sion of crops for profitable hog pasture. Tho bulletin Is for free distribution and may be bad by addressing the Experi ment Station at Columbia, Mo. Development of Marshes. Louisiana embraces within Its boun daries nn urea which Is, In Its pres ent condition, as useless to its people as a corresponding area ou tho high seus. Yet, according to the Southern Farm Magazine, thlJ now worthless area, something over 7,000,000 acres, is the greatest body of fertility In tho world, except probably in tho Amazon flood plain. Tim cultivated portion of the allu vial district south of Bed Itiver is to day supporting the densest agricultural population In the United States a population of 3110 to the square mile of cultivated, land, omitting entirely tho urban papulation of New Orleans. Based upon what die alluvial lands aro now doing, tho undralned lands of Louisiana lands to-day wholly unoc cupied are capable of supporting, not counting the cities which would exist thero, over 3,300,000, a population ex ceeding any one of the forty States of the American Union. Holland, on nn alluvial area (2,750, 000 acres) considerably less than one half of Louisiana's uudraliu'd area, and with a fertility not up to the Louisiana standard, support about 5, 000,000 people, and up to the highest standard of Europe. Holland is almost a synonym for wealth. Beyond question, the drainage of the remaining marshes und swnmps lu tho United States Is tho most Important natural development awaiting us, an'l Is sure to be done by the present gen eration. Scores of drainage projects nre now actively under way, and thou sands of acres have already been brought under cultivation with most satisfactory results. The production of these new lands far exceeds that of the older cultivat ed lands of this famously productive delta, and, except where reclaimed by companies for the purpose of sale, they are rarely offered at any price. Here the drainage movement Is getting mo mentum, and It will not stop until south Louisiana has become the rich est agricultural community of its size lu the world. . 80SAX. MTUiU'S DISINFECTANT, CLEANSER Ai0 PURIFIER Everybody realizes the icesslty of some method of purification of sinks, drains and utensils In which may lurk the germ of a dreaded disease. Health Is a question of cleanliness tud prrntlon. Most people are familiar with the use of disinfectants In their ordinary sense all of which are unpleasantly asso ciated with disagreeable odors, on which are depended to kill the conta gion (which dlslnfectauts must of ne cessity be of a more or less dangerous character) and mur.t be used for this purpose nnd for no other, and In conse quence kept from children and careless handling. There Is, however, within the reach of all our readers a simple, safe and economical article thnt will not only an swer for every disinfecting purpose but can also be u.cd for a multitude of domestic cleansing and purifying pur poses Borax. Borax is a pure, white harmless pow der coming direct from Nature's labor atory; In fact Borax has often lnvu called "Nature's Cleanser and Disinfec tant." Two tahlespoonfuls of B'rax In a pailful of hot water intured down the grease-choked pipes of a sink, or flushed through n disease-laden drain, cleanses and purifies It, leaving It cieau and sweet. Bed clothing and clothes used In a sick rootu can be mnde hyglenleally clean and snowy-white, if washed In a hot solution of Borax water. Kitchen and eating utensils, used during Illness will be kept from all pos sibility of contagion If Borax Is used when washing them. Pure as snow aud harmless as salt, and because it can be used for almost every domestic and medical purpose, Borax must be consid ered the one great household necessity. Holillng Ilia Job. Michael Callahau, a section boss for the Southern railroad, has a keen Gaelic wit. One warm afternoon while walking along the railroad tracks he found ft siN'tion hand placidly sleeping beside the rails. Callahan looked dls gusted'y tit the delinquent for n full minute and then remarked; "Slape on, ye lazy spalpeen, slape on, fur as long as you slape you've got a Jolt, but when you wake up you alu't got none." Llppincott's Magazine. -Didn't Know Jerry. Tombstone Dealer (venturing to o!Ter a silKRCslInu) "Kntereil Into IieHt" would lie a suitable motto, perhaps, to till that blnuk xpjee. Widow Thnt wouldn't do at all, 1 (tiiess you didn't know hint. Whcrevei Jerry is, he's hustling orouril lively. Garfield Ten-the herb medicine, Insures a henlthy actio" of liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels. Take It for constipation and sick-headache. Write CJarlield Tea Co., Brooklyn,, N. Y., for free samples. I."nt'i(nin am Sbo Saw It. While little (Jertrude was looking ou1 of a window during a thunderstorm she saw a flash of lightning plaj along a telegraph wire. "Oh, mamma," she exclaimed, "1 Just saw a piece of the sun fall dowi from the sky !" New York Tress. THE CALL OF THE SOIL. Days of Financial Streaa Make Farm Land a Look Hick. A staff contributor of a Southern newspaper has taken up the question of the return to the farm of uiuuy who had forsaken It for the glitter of the city. He says: "It Is a well-known fact that the history of this government shows that those men who have been most successful In life nnd who have left their Impress upon Iks people and Its Institutions ns statesmen, soldiers, financiers, hnve as a rule been those whose youth was spent ou the farm, and It is to such as those that there comes with overmastering power THE CALL OI1 THE SOIL. More especially docs It come with redoubled persuasive ness, greater power nnd sweeter plead ing to the man of affairs wlii the clouds of financial unrest begin to dark en the sky; when tbe cry of panic causes people to lose their wits and act like stampeded cattle; when with rea son or without reusou there arises be fore blin the specter of ruin, grinning In his face and waving Its gaunt arms In threatening gesticulation. The pitiable state Into which some men were brought by the recent finan cial flurry, which happily Is now pass ed, suggests these reflections. Some were ruined and a very few became In sane because of their losses. Two or three took their own lives. It is when such times come that the statesman, the great finan cier, and the man of affairs becomes tired of the struggle, lie lays down his pen, turns from bis desk and listens to THE CALL OF THE SOIL. There are hundreds of cases through out the Culled States of those who have money In the bnnks and nre look ing for Investment In lands. No Investment Is better or safer. Take for Instance, tho lands In West ern Canada that can be bought at from $10 to $15 pr acre which yield a revenue equal to and often greater than their original cost These lauds make a ceiln Invest ment. During tbe past two months large Investments In these lands hnve been made, some Intending to use tho lnnds for farming purposes of their own, others to resell to farmer friends. The agents of the government of Canndu located at different points throughout (lie United States have In their possession particulars of districts In which there are free homestead grants of 100 acres, each accessible to railways, markets, schools, churches, etc. These are valuable lands. These agents will be pleased to give Informa tion to any desirous of securing and will tell all about tho railwuy rates, etc. S. C. X. V, . Xo. 17 1 90S. PUTNAM Calar nan ti brighter ss lultf talari Iks n saf taiacal DiiMst iispist aaan, SuuIm btass.taial- Ue ta Bc,0JaiU aisMii UlaM. A I'arfa Reatanraat. The Parisian men are not Hker to Crumble at being asked to dine In dress clothes in any particular London restaurant, for they have In Paris one dining place where this unwritten law has always been enforced. No mnn ever goes to dine at the Amienonrllle In the Bols de Boulogne without put ting cn his dress clothes. Why fash ion has decreed thnt u Frenchman may dine at any of the boulevard restaur ants In tenue de vllle. but must wear a swallowtail coat when he drives to the big park of Paris to dine, no oue knows. It Is custom, and there to a Parisian Is the end of It. Bellman. SKIN SOBS EIGHT YEARS. pent a.lOO on Doctors sad Rents dlea, hat Got No Relief Co tic era Cares In a Week. "Upon the limits and between the toes my skin was rough and sore, and also sore under the arms, and I had to stay at home several times because of this affection. Up to a week or so ago I, had tried many other remedies and several doctors,' and spent about three hundred dollars, without any success, but this la to-day tle seventh day that I have been using the Cutlcura Bemc dies (costing, a dollar and a half), which have cured me completely, so thnt I can again attend to my business. 1 went to work again to-night. I had been suffering for eight years and havaj now oocn cureu o.t rue ..micum nemo- dies within a week. Frits Herschlaff, 24 Columbus Ave., New York, N. XH Marrth 2!) and April 0, 100(1." Worse than fold Stornnre F.arsa. The bank cashiers had been consider ing the application of the titled spend thrift for a large loan. "No," they finally announced, "on tht strength of a mere rumor that you art engaged to a plutocrat's daughter we hart decided thnt we cannot advance mort than 5 cent ou every $100,000 of hit reputed wealth." Chicago Tribune. Tentative. Nan Jack seems to be considerably devoted to me, don't you think? Fan Yes ; he seems to be considering whether to be devoted to you or not. EES XclJkJaau tii'''!'1":; 0 ALCOHOL 3 PER GENT AVTigelable IVpparstbnCirAs slrailaiing UicFootfaniJRcirta ting lite Stomachs oMDovclsof Promoles DigcstionflwrftH ncssand itest.ContalnsncittaT Opium.Morptilae nor Mineral. NOT NARCOTIC. jiKvtitMikSMiimasA k I Jlx.Smna miliar SnJ ChnftrtSuqar awfM 77-! 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