DdLda Ccsnty Herald I OHM M. f?ome men j.u kmi gMt and itiie thrust themselves upon fcroatni'. Still, It Isn't iimi'li comfort to man kind at largo to learn Hint dlnni'inH and automobiles aro cheaper tlinu over. Someone states (bat the President "shot a turkey and a rabbit, one of them on the wlug." din yon giiem Which one? In order to Induce young men to nlist aa soldiers Uncle Sam may have to give the army one of those nleo lit tle Junkets. The London Times Is to lie modern ized. After this, who can doubt that tvem Russia may wake up and Join hi tbe march of progress? The other day one Texas woman was twice widowed In twelve hours. If she Wasn't red-headed before, she certainly had a right to he after that. The Ohio exchange that recently Spoke of aa esteemed fellow-citizen Meeting hla death "at tbe hands of a dorse" baa succeeded In putting its foot la It ' The University of Chicago having Just received another $-ooo,00 from founder Rockefeller, should now make It a point to hum a little nioro mid night OIL Jealousy, anya a French physician. Is t. disease. If lie wishes to confer a favor upon humanity let him discover some method of preventing It by vacci nation or Inoculation. Now the coinage of the new gold pieces will hnve to stop because there la not enough room for l'.)08 In Koiuuu numerals. Most of us are willing to accept them with any old date on them. The scratch of a collar button has tilled a locomotive engineer who escap ed railroad dungera for twenty years. Which allows that there are countless unexpected ways of getting It lit the neck. . Efforts to create a cabinet position to be called the Department of Health are not meeting with much success. Few people care to have the consump tion of deviled crabs and ice cream for bidden by law. A Chicago man who la contemplat ing matrimony aays: "I want a woman who can cook, mend my clothes, who Is !f a good disposition, loving and kind, ad who baa a falr'ly good education." He must contemplate polygamy. Lake shipping la increasing more rnn Idiy than was dreamed possible a few yearn ago. There are three canala round tbe rapids at the foot of Lake Superior, two on the American side of the river and one on the Canadian. The larger of the American canala was sup posed to be big enough to accommodate all the trndlc that would ever seek to . use It, but It Is now crowded, and work la Just beginning on a third American anal. It will cost Ave million dollars and take five years for Us completion. In addition to its many other Inter eating and curious characterises, the Drnce trial in London brought to public notice two legal words of curious mean Ing. One of the counsel In the case ex pressed the opinion that all the direc tors and shareholders of the company which suiiplied tbe meaus for the prosecution were liable to arrest and trial on the criminal charges of "chain perty" and maintenance." Champerty, in law. Is a bargain with a litigant to hare or bear the expense of litigation, in consideration of receiving a share of the proceeds. Maintenance Is meddling In a salt by one who, having no direct concern In the outcome, nevertheless as sists or sustains either party with funds. Doth are tare words to Ameri can readers who are not lawyers. - All over tho country and at all times the charge Is made that evil conditions In politics are due to lack of luterest and lack of work on the part of the better cluss of citizens. The charge Is true, and has becu bo long repented that It Is beginning to stir a little nut rlottc sentiment lu the breasts of men wno bavo neglected their political du ties; and this, of course, la a whole some symptom. Among those who have been touched by this tiny flame of civic Virtue are some members of a political iud in ono or the great eastern mil Tensities. They determined to get taste of real politics at the primaries for a recent city election. Their ex pcrlences, aa related to a reporter, an worth considering, Ouo of them Raid "I didn't enjoy some of tho things had to do, but they were Instructive anyway." Another suld, "I didn't know just what we were there for. but I dl what they told me. They sent me rotin the district to set out iL. vain tramped from door to door, nnd some or tne men promised to go down and vote. 1110 most suggestive .'line wn that of tho young man who related hi experience thus: "I wua handed a 1 of men to get after. I figured it on mat the country would be safe even it tney diun t vote, so I went up to i jxol room and stayed there unfil nea closlug time, and then went buck .in, made gucsse?. as to which were Repub licans and ,Wiiii !i were Democrats. flout thlpk rd cure for politic No, be would not Nor will politics for" blm. Hut he and tbe typo represents, when they grow uu. ire he 111 (trowl about tho "graft," mid won ider why It (a not suppressed. His coin pan Ions deserve some commendat on for attempting to learn and to do tbe ir political duty; but he and bis kind are as much rospoiisllilu for corruntlou and tnlKgivernii.ent a ore tho bribe givers and bribe-takers themselves. It was high time that some person was coming t'j tbe defense of the a ward boy. Every awkward boy, md every man who wns once an ur'.awarl hoy, nnd every lirmnii being wlro cn appreciate; the sufferings of tli awlo ward liny will be glad that a person ii caimble anil sympathetic as X'resi deiit I hushes of lie I'nuw uuM'rslty ha tukcii the siih.lert ill hii.nl -inil done Justice to It. lie has rtivid'J the Ife of the average boy Into tbrve pc buhl, or stages the unconscious, tbe awkward, and the maturely coiihoToub -, ut the second stage only Is iln ono which has an Interest for us here With egnrd to this period President Ciighcf emnrks: "Now, what the boy in? rds at his time Is adroit sympathy. H you are at some social gathering, nfJfl you see some lioy standing by the dour, suf fering like a modern martyr, go f bin) and make him .forget that In hal hands, feet, a collar that gone him. clothes that aro too big for hlr?, and for Just a minute let lihn be a himaa being, lie may als. need an fopeal to his self-respect at this perloC. At a unit tor of fact, no man can thl'llt too much of himself. We do not hr the one-thousandth part of the self-Aspect that we ought to hnve. And t? boy at this time needs to have real ttlhute paid to hla personality, so that J wUl feel that, after all, he Is sonurbMy Is the world." Nothing could be truer than this. If there Is a time In tfte life of a boy when ho should have a large share of affection and respect aill flat tery wlien he should be held op to himself as a really superior peson It Is when he Is passing through this awkward singe, for it Is at this time that he Is inpHt sensitive, nnd most Im pressionable, and most Inclined to think well or 111 of his kind and of tho world in general. Ho does not Invite affec tion, or kindness, or even charity ut this period, lie Is more likely to repel all of them. Hut if he Is nppHoiched n tbe proper spirit, and reasoned with In the proper tone of voice, and advised by the right person, he will so-Su be come easier himself, and wlil gradu ally fall out of the way of making ev erybody around him miserable. He knows that he Is awkward kws it better than those who apologist for blm, better than those who niaka fun of him and he Is recntful because of It. He would give the world If he could only be as self-contained as the milk man, or the gas man. or even his fath er, and if he had his choice between the diamond mines of Africa and the ability to look calm and cool wlftn a woman smiled at blm he would cauose tbe latter. He has not the satlsfattloii of knowing it, and he would uot be lieve It If told, but he will learn some day that his awkwardness and freckles and all the characteristics of tho pe r'.od have never yet prevented and nev er can prevent true merit from coding to the to, and that it Is tbe awkward boy who usually becomes the snavo and successful man and has money to lend to tho man who grew up frota a dindl- (led and sclf-satlstled youth, m be kind to the awkward boy. He will not need your kindness very long, and there Is no telling when you may Meed his. NOW IT'S A SKYSCHAPEB "WAB. Owners of '. Blsr Xew York O BJee nulla. aga la Hot Contest. "So great Iff the rivalry for tenants In the war between the big office build ings In the financial district that some owners have assumed the responsibility of leases of from $50,01)0 to flOO.OUO a yenr already made by a tenant to lake blm nway from a rival." This statement wns mndo TweMay night before tho real estate class of the West Side Young Men's Christian As sociation by Joel 8. do Seldlng, of De Seldlng Bros., agents for the forty 4uo- story Singer building. In a lecturf on "Downtown Office Buildings," says the New York Herald. As these leases are made for ffoni teu to twelve yenrs. tbe aggregate amount Involved runs from fSOO.OCto to $1,000,000 that tbe owner assume to get a tenant. Mr, De Seldlng, after discussing bis subject from a techulcnl point of ffew, was speaking of the economic advan tages that would result from co-orsjra-tlon In the management of office build ings. Any overture of this kind, taw ever, made by one party or auotaVr, be said, was looked upon with suspi cion by tbe others, nnd the result was the greatest coiu.ictltlon for tenant In tho financial district that New York fiag ever seen. There never wns so much new af.ce as is offered for 1008. Acres and urrea of floors will be ready in the spftiig and , the aggregate for the twtlve months will bo a record figure. Tlkere was completed Inst spring, among nrta blo structures, the West Street end United States Express Company hold ings. Later came tho addition to the Trinity, tho new United States RefJty and tbe Trust Company of America buildings, all twenty to twenty-four stories. Others Hearing completion ire the City investing, the Hudson ter minals and tho Singer. Work was re cently begun on tbe new structura of the Lawyers' Title and Insurance Com pany, and there has been considerable building in tbe Jewelry and Insurance districts. As a result, tho speaker said, tINore was never so much competition and such active oillce to olllce canvassing for tenants. Agents have even beeu sent out by one company to canvass the West und South lu the effort to Induce business anil Industrial concerns to es tablish headquarters iu New York. Reuters are beginning to turu the tallies on tho agents nnd visit the va rious buildings from City' Hall Park to tho Battery, looking for Inducements to make a change. In dlscuKHing the suhjoct with a re porter after the lecture Mr. de Seldlng said lie knew of ono instance whoro two Industrial companies lu the same Hue of business tool; leases for entire floors in ono building, expecting to get con tracts In returu. One of thorn was dis appointed. -and a rival building, learn ing of it, assumed their lease uud rent ed them sp:tct nt a les rate. Law suits are likely to follow, and now owners are trying to draw up a form of lease that will bind tenants more securely. When a man makes a will he taa a right to be self-willed. - "SEVEN WONDERS OP ilP u Ih ills THE SEVEN WONDERS OE TO-DAY. Tblrty thousand ton steamship, wireless telegraph, electric locomotive, airship, camera phonograph, forty-eight-story building, concrete molded house. This Is a great age. Have you ever stoped to consider It? Every age has Its wonders; none has been so marvelous as those of to-day. The seven wonders of the world were stupendous In the Alexandrian times. They still Weigh heavily In the balance, yet they are surpnssed by the accomplishments Of the last few months. Present-day genius knows no confines. The dreams f the ancients are the realities of to-day. More than ever txfore no man knows what a day may bring forth. Fancy, If you enn, the lenders of the world's affairs of the long dead ceu turlea dropped, upon the earth to-day. What would be their Impressions of ur up-to-date methods of trnvel, communication, manufacturing, living, and. If you will, even their one-time favorite pastime, man-killing? What would they think of even the pyramids compared to the new forty-elght-story build ing In New York? What of the present-day wonders on every hand? It Is no disparagement of the old to say that tlie new are more wonderful. The now wonders stand for so much more of mnteri.il progress. The new wonders of the last few months are: New York's forty-elght-story offlce building; the new 30,000-ton ocean greyhound Lusltnnln; the war alrshlps being perfected In Europe; Marconi's transatlantic wireless telegraph ; the powerful electric locomotive for railways; tbe, camera phonograph; Edi son's $1,000 concrete houses, built in twelve hours. These are by no means the "seven nnxlcrn wonders of the world ; they are tho seven wonders of to-day. They exemplify the commercial spirit of tho times; are prophetic of future wonder-developments. They certainly hold down their side of the scales against the wonders of 007 B. C. la their peculiar line later creations have not surpassed the old wonders. These were: The statue of Zeus at Olympla; the hanging gardens at Baby lon; the Colossus at Rhodes; the mausoleum at Hallcarnnssus; the pyramids of Egypt; the walls of Babylon; the temple of Artemus nt Ephesus. Of these ancient wonders all that reir .ui are the pyramids and tbe ruins of the walls of Babylon. A3 PE0PLB HANDLE PAPERS. So Tfcer Will Act la Kverythloa The? Do, Sara Bachelor. "I know of no surer signboard of character than the way lu which a man or woman handles a newspaper," said an old bachelor. "The person who hits tho newspaper with the baud In opening tho pages has- tlus emphatic or Rooseveltlan nature. "You may depend upon It that such a person will not hesitate to express an opinion, whether you like It or not. If a man handles his newspaper In this way, ho will do you In a trade, if a woman does It, she will rule you it you marry her. The person who shifts and turns )ho pagea of a newspaper repeatedly, Brst one way and then another. Is un stable. J Tbe man will never succeed in business. The woman will be shiftless a her home. ' "You have seen, If you have noticed as I have, people who never keep the ' pages of the paper Intact They get tho pages mixed or allow a page to drop out A man who handles his paper In this way has no system In hla busl- ' ness. A woman who does will drug her petticoat or wear her hosiery wrong side out, and if she becomes a mother her children will have dirty ree and unkempt hnlr. "A man who reads one new-spaper While he holds on to two or throe more when be Is In a room where there are others Is a hog. That la a very ugly appellation. It Is the plain, blunt synonym for selfishness. "I have known some very nice and clever people to litter up a room with newspapers as fast as they read them. Such a habit Indicates a typo of char ity that begins at home disposition, coupled with a don't care disposition. As much as to say : 'I'm through with It; what's the difference?' "Tho person who looks at tho adver tisements first, unless In searching for a Job or a servant, Is practical, rather commercial, mid sentimental when It suits his or her purpose. ' "The man who rumples bis paper and rams It Into bis pocket when be. is leaving a street car is not only dis orderly, but the act Indicates that he Is a sort of grabber; anything to get It and keep it. "And a man who throws his news paper on the floor of a car when he has finished reading It would not hesi tate to spit on your rug and bump you Into the street without making an apol ogy." New York Sun. THE LAST WITNESS. He Cooaea Comnollaa to nt Salt la t'haaorrr. It was a suit In chancery, and there was a great gathering of deceased's family, quarreling, as relatives will, over the division of tho spoil. The lawyers engaged chuckled, for the suit seemed likely to be prolonged aud com plicated. There were many lawyers, too, and the Judge marveled at the Immensity of THE WORLD" ECLIPSED. tlie deceased man's family as lawyer after lawyer rose in rapid succession. Introducing themselves with the usual formula, "And I, my lord, am for tbe nephews (or nieces or Iirteentii cousin removed, as the case may be) of the deceased." The procession seemed In terminable, but nt lust It came to an end. Then a small voice was heard timidly saying from the back of the court, "May I be allowed to speak, my lord?" There was dead silence as hla lordship adjusted bis spectacles and asked father dejectedly. "Who are you?" The answer was, to say the least, unexpected. "I am the deceased, my lord," said tbe modest voice from the back of the court That ended the ac tion. Quite unknown to bis relatives the deceased had turned up from the wilds of Rhodesia. Obviously a man of hu mor, he must have taken a delight In watching how "tho best laid schemes of mice nnd men gang aft r.gley." Euglish Paper. ' Slaughtered the Anthem. "When I went west first," said a Unitarian minister. "I was In a small town called L.t and In tbe choir of my church tho village blacksmith did noble w ork as baritone. He had. n voice that could shake mountains, nnd whatever it lacked In any other feature It mndo up In volume. He couldn't read music any more thnn he could English, but he learned n tune very readily. "One Sunday we were to be favored with a new anthem because It was a 8eclal occasion, nnd tbe baritone had one portion all to himself. Unfortu nately he had missed many of the prac tices. "Tbe anthem went along excellently until It came to a beautiful part which reads, 'And. dying, bids us all nsplre.' "Here the rest of the singers stopped short In that outck, sudden way that choirs have, and In the ensuing still ness sounded the ponderous tones of the blacksmith : "'And dying brides are filled with fire.' "Boston Herald. Kaiiuleun, There Is no doubt Napoleon fell through the sheer dlKziuewa of tlie height he had climbed to. "The- Due de Riiguse," says the Comtesse do Bolgne, "once explained to me the na ture of his connection with the em peror In a phrase which Is more or less applicable to the whole nation. 'When Nuiioleon said, "All for France," 1 served with enthusiasm. When be said. "France aud I," 1 served with Zs.-al. When he said. "I aud France," I serv ed with obedience. When he said "I" wltnout France, I felt the necessity of parting from him.' " T. P.'s London Weekly. . Sleepy Iowa. "What do you think of our town?" asked the suburbanite. "Sleepy place," replied the city man. "Why, we've got six churches!" "Yes, that's where a lot of tbe people Bleep, I suppose !" Xoiikors Statesman, THE GREAT aaaaaaiaaaaaaaaaiaa-aaaaaaaaapaaai MCUav'XlWVPimtVllSnTnna COL.CROCK WHO ffi.S LTrfCOLN BODYGUARD. viashias. iwaTvaaxxar-aas oa m i4-riCLtivjwjBai -.l v.iiv J Ulnt I conwled himwlf by Jokln, ,bout It. K I ,- TOJBE rRECTD .. yyry- I i, , ,,,, I PHOTO, fc. '.fT.GAUmia' fTJllV.E OFJ.IXCOLX ITi wml?h toll- muwsfMip- .... m i nil iiai 1 1 ii magaBaaMmaaawnriaBoOMavMuaaM'V ST. VALENTINE'S DAY. Bt. Valentine' day! And midst old recol lertlomi That nibU to my heart with an echoing Jo.v. I remember onre more tbe old hopes and deject Ioiih. When you were a girl, dear, and I waa a boy ; When I aent you a rose on that February morning, And with It a passlumite, rhyme-halting lay, And met your reproaches and well-acted acorn In it By whispering : "Sweet, 'tis St. Valen tine's day !" And the sty was so blue, and the sunshine ho yellow. And the soft southern wind blew so shril ly and swci't, And each tiny bird sung so loud to its fel low. While the snowdrops and crocuses bloom ed at your feet, Small wonder our hearts broke to tremulous besting As we learned In the wonderful, old fash ioned way What the earth and the sky and the air were repeating In mystical cadence of Valentine's day. - And now that tbe crazy-sweet babble and laughter Of golden-haired children have rung In our ears. And brought us tbe hope of a tender here after To lick to tbe thought of those far-away years Once mora In the words of tbe happy boy lorer. I veil deeper meaning In whimsical way ; A meaning your heart will be quick to dis cover ny whispering: "Sweet, 'tis Bt Valen tine's day !" ' The Housekeeper. Llnoolu'a Specific I. Ife Work, One often thinks of bin life as cut off, hal no great man since t'n-sar has acu hih life work euded as did' Lincoln. Na poleon died upon a desert rock, but cot until Austerlitz and Wagram bad be come meiuorieH, and tbe dust of the em pire even as all dust. Cromwell knew that Kngland bad not at heart materially altered. Washington did not know that be had created ono of the great, perhaps the greatest, empires to be known to mail. Hut Lincoln bad a specific task to do to save his t-ouutry and to make it free and on thnt fateful 14th of April he knew that, be bad accomplished bolb. thiugs. There are those who would say that chance put this man where be was to do this work. To tbe thoughtful mind It was not chance, however, but design, and that the design of which all great ness is a part. War is indeed the cruci ble of the nations. It is the student of a century hence who hhall properly place the Civil War in American history. lint, whatever that place be, there can be no doubt of the position in it of the war President. Like William the Silent, his domination of all about bim was a mat ter not of personal desire, but of abso lute and consrant crow-th. There are fvar more interehtiug characters in history than I.iucoln. There is none who in quits the same manner fits himself so absolutely into his circumstances. It is tha highest form of genius that so pro duces as to maks production seem ef fortless, and It is perhaps tha greatebt 3t all tribute to Lincoln that what h 414 seems sometimes only what tbe aver aft man would hare done 1- his plact. Abraham Llacola'a Astataarss. A leader of the Lincoln party told a story of tbe astuteness of Lincoln as a lawyer. "When Lincoln wss practicing law at said, "b bad a case involving a dis puted will. Ths opposition claimed that EMANCIPATOH. l itr'i IT m f.Tj . u - ii i the will was genuine, and for several hours adduced proof of this. For Lin coln, who had to prove tbe will a for gery, things looked black. "Lincoln, however, called only one witaiess, a retired paper manufacturer, renowned the country over for his wealth and probity. '"Mr. Dash,' Lincoln said to the wit ness, handing him the disputed will, 'please hold that paper up to the light and tell us what is tha watermark on it.' " 'The watermark of my - own firm, Illank & Co.,' tha witness answered. " 'When did your firm begin to man ufacture paper?' "'In 1841.' I " 'And what's the date of ths document in your hands?' "'August 11, 18SU' '"That is enough. Gtntltman of tbt jury, our case is closed.' " Hta Tina ta Get Evta, "Say, old fellow," said Brown, as he laid his hand familiarly on rotter's shoul der, "didn't I see. you in ths stationer's a day or two ago looking at valentines?" "You probably did, as I was In there," was the answer. "Buying for soma sister or niece?" "No for my wife." "But you are over GO years old and have been married a quarter of a cen tury. You don't say that you art still romantic ?" "I say this that my wife can beat me at argument or scolding or doing as she pleases whether I like it or not. She's obstinate and pig-headed and touchy, and tbe only way I can get even with her is on Valentine's day. Then I get 100 of the meanest burlesque valentines I can find and send them to her, and for the GETTING IllUWatlsaaaaaaaaaru - m a laaajfc. BOBiZ. el'l'lOJ t t'.v r- w5f. .Vi I II W I IKKZ' III, 3 1 I sent 'em and treats me fairly well. HJNci' 1. , 1 . . .... Va ' 11 once, it u good opi unit, threatening bcr with tha family ax. Ill Valentine. My Valentin I I ictts my p-n To wrlto to yva tlie yrly verMJ I ilml! not tune my lyre ln To raptures which my noiil tmmcmtj I shall not praise your sapphire eyes, Nor alng the archoeM ot your look Ah, no I 1 ehant yoar bread and pie, Uj Vslentlne, tor you can cookl &Ty Valentine, I love the glow The ruby rIow ho softly prad Upon your tempting velvet cheek When yon have been a baking bread. Tour hair If folden, thlok, sod fine. In gleaming roll, and curl and loop. And beat of all, oh, one divine, I never find it In my soup. My Valentine I Let other write Their lyrlca to your hancta and brow Tour blaculta are as featheri light. Tone cakes are tempting, snybow. Let others sing your charms to sweet. With poetaster's gentle art. For me, the thlnga you make to eat Have won the highway to my heart. What to Eat, An Anecdote of Lincoln. At one period during the rebellion therl were no less "than seventy-four malot renerala and 276 brigadiers on tbe rolls, which was far more than there was any use for. President Lincoln recognised, this mistake before anybody else, but h consoled himself by joking about Is recalled that on one occasion, wl one of these superfluous generals was captured by the enemy, with a numbet of men and horses, somebody undertook to condole with the President on the sub ject, remarking that the loss of the cap-' tured general's services was a great mis fortune to the government. I "Pooh!" replied Lincoln, "it's tbt horses I'm thinking about. I can mafr6; another brigadier general In two min utes, but horses are scarce, and cost S20Q apiece." Kansas City Journal. Ya Ml arli t See Me Threat;." Abraham Lincoln during ths war frt quently visited the hospitals and addres ed cheering words to the wounded toU diers. On one occasion ha found a young fel low, whose leg had been amputated, and, who was evidently sinking fast. "Is there anything I can do for you? asked Lincoln. "Ton might write a letter to my moth er," was ths faint reply. The President wrote at the youth's die-, tat ion : "My dear mother, I have been 1 9S KV IT shot bad, but am bearing up. I tried to II do my duty. They tell me I cannot if I cover. God bless yon and father. KM May and John lor ma." At the end cams these words as post script : This letter was written by Abra ham Lincoln." When the boy perused the epistle and saw these added words, be looked wiU astonished guza at the visitor as he ask ed) "Art you onr President?" "Yes," was the quiet answer ; "and now you know that, is there anything else I can do for you?" Feebly the lad said, "I guess you might hold my hand and set sat through."- London S. S. Times. i ' Lots Tekeaa e the Fast. ' Sir Walter Scott, In his "Fair Mai of Perth" en St. Valentine's day, has bis hero send the heroine a small ruby, cut in the shape of a heart transfixed with S golden arrew, the gem being inclose ' m n tnti-v ni I I man. nr Imb i nun I; steel. Around tne edge of the purse was engraved : "Love's aarts Cleave hearts Through mail shirts." , , Surely it was a pretty enough token tt win the affection of any maid. These, eighteenth-century valentines were indeej labors of leva, and small wonder that 04 that day the belles heard the fall of the knocker with eager anticipation. BUSY. 1"