Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965, January 17, 1908, Image 7

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LYDIA E. PJNKHAM
Nature and a woman's work com
bined have produced the grandest
remedy for woman' ills that the
world nas ever known.
In the eood old-fashioned days of
our grandmothers they -relied upon
the roots and herbs of the tlold to
cure disease and mitigate suffering.
The Indians on our Western
Plains to-day enn produce roots and
herbs for every ailment, and cure
diseases that luiflle tho most skilled
physicians who havo Bpcnt years in
the study of drugs.
From the roots and herbs of tha
field Lydia E. Pinkham more than
thirty years ago gave to the women
of the world a remedy for their pe
culiar ills, more potent and effica
cious than any combination of drugs.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is now recognized ns the
standard remedy for woman's ills.
Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 515 KO. St,
Louisiana, Mo., writes :
I "Complete restoration to health
means o much to me that for the n:ka
of other uttering women I am williuj
to make my troubles public.
"For twelve years I had been auffor
Ing with the worst forms of female ills.
During that time I had eleren different
physicians without help. No tangfua
can tell what I Buffered, and at times I
could hardly walk. About two years
ago I wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice.
X foUowed it. and pan trnl v aav that
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and Mrs. Pinkham's advice re
stored health and strength. It is
worth mountains of gold to suffering
women."
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound did for Mrs. Muff,
it will do for other suffering women.
Rha Took m Yard.
She was an elderly woman with no
uxlous look on her face, and when the
clerk came forward and asked what
he could show her she replied :
"I presume you have read all this
war talk in the papers?" ' '
"Well, most of it, ma'am."
"Do you think there'll be war be
tween us and Japan?" ... -
' , "I wouldn't want to say as to that"
"But it looks like it?"
"I must confess that It does." i
"And It would be a long war?" i
. "Not a doubt of that."
"And we'd have another war tax and
all hare to economize?"
"That's it."
"Well, I don't propose to be caught
unprepared. A war with Japan would
send the price of Japanese matting sky
high, and I propose to buy now. You
may show me some, and if I like the
pattern I'll take a yard to make a mat
for the hall."
WK SELL GUNS AND TRAPS CHEAP tmj
furs anil lililes. or tan tm m for mix s mid run,
N. W. HIDE and FL U CO., Allirauu polls.
One He Knew.
"Let me see." said Aseuin, "there's a
aort of gem called 'bloodstone,' isn't
there?"
"Give it up," replied Dunn, the bill
collector, "hut I often hear of the stona
you can't get any blood out of."
Philadelphia Press.
The greatest test of shoe Qual
ity Is la the worfa shoe and it U
la thi particular branch that we
lead. Farmers, miners, lumber
men, mechanics, and working
men in all occupation, will fins
that they can get double the wear
r. 1.4
i
out ot
WORE SHOES
They are stoutly made through
out ot the most durable upper
stock and toughest sole leather
obtainable. I heir trenftb and
wearing qualities cannot be
equaled.
Your dealer will supply you
if not, write to us. Look tor the
Mayer Trade Mark on the sole,
fear Honorbilt Shoes for
Sunday.
F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Company
MimtKEE, vis.
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Wife .Must you go to tlic club tv
lilglit, do.ir? IluKbnn.l It Isn't uliso
lutely iiiMTSMiiry. but 1 need the rest.
Life.
Pat An' did ie have u good tolma
lust night. .Mike .Sure. We wlnt out
an' paliiti'cl tlio town preen! Cleve
land Lender.
Only when one lias children of his
own to hrliig up does he realize how
bmlly bronsht up lie himself Is. Flie-Ri-ndi;
IilHttor.
If there was more kissing done at
home and less at the deKt, life in the
married state would have more halos.
Palmyra Iteinn.
"Io you approve of working Sun
day?" "Certainly not," replied the
man addressed. "Why make an excei
timv.of Sunday?" Philadelphia Ledger.
K nicker Retrem-luntnit is hard ou
the KKr, Itut.'kor Yes; when you have
to give tip your auto the ones who suf
fer aro the chauffeur's friends. New
Y'ork Sun.
t
Mr. (Joodlle My boy, you'd never
hear me use language like that! The
Kid I bet you don't! Why, it took
me five years to lcaru all dum words.
The Sketch.
Neighbor If your statement is true
your clothesline was robbed by tramps.
Judson How do you make that out?
Neighbor Didn't you say they took ev
erything but the towels? Illustrated
Hits.
Rich Uncle John Ah, is this one of
your children? Agitated Mother Yes,
Uncle John, that's our little Johnnie.
Kiss your uncle, dear, and then go and
wash your face. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
"Well, well! I'm surprised to hear
of Miss Passay being engaged to Mr.
iaynian. He's so awfully fast, yoa
know." "O, I don't know; apparently
he wasn't fast enough to get away from
her." Stray Stories.
Farmer Jones (to amateur hunter)
There wasn't a better water dawg llv
in", until you tdiootlu' gents took to
Ixirrowing 'lm. Now 'is ide's that full
of shots, he'd sink to the bottom like
a brick!" The Bystander.
"There's wan thing," said Cassidy,
in the restaurant, ."that's always puz
zled me." "Only wan thing?" piped
Casey, sarcastically, "an' w'at's that?"
"Is turtle soup flsh whin 'tis made out
o' veal?" New York Globe.
Mrs. Iienham Why don't you see
hint and nsk him for the money he
owes you? Benham You don't know
what n plausible talker he is, my dear;
if I should meet him he would borrow
mote of me. Brooklyn Eagle.
The Missus My man, don't you ever
tise soap? The Hobo I would, mum,
but I'm skeered. I been readln' the
ads, an' each one says nil other kinds
Is injurious to the skin. How am I
goln' ter tell w'ich one Is right? Cleve
land Leader.
"Do you think, Miss Gertrude," in
quired u vapid young mnn conceitedly,.
"it would be foolish for me to marry
a girl who was my inferior Intellectual
ly?" "More than foolish," answered
Gertrude, sweetly "Impossible." lie
lioboth Sunday Herald. '
"I never know what to do with my
feet when I am In the parlor," remark
ed the bashful young ninn, as tho con
versation lagged. "Did it ever occur
to you," remarked the matter-of-fact
maid, "that you might steer them to
ward home?" Chicago Daily News.
'George, I saw that Singleton wom
an to-day carrying the silk umbrella
that she borrowed from mo at the club
card party." "Why didn't you ask her
for It?" "I was Just going to when I
remembered thnt I borrowed it from
Mrs. Truniper." Cleveland Plain Deal
er. Burglar (rousing the sleeping head
of the family) Don't move or I'll
nhoot! Whari your money hid? Head
or the family (struck by a bright
thought) It's In the pocket of my
wife's dress. Burglar That's all right.
I'll Just take the dress. Thanks.
Chicago Tribune.
"Your speech sounded fine," said the
attentive listener; "lu:l. d; you know,
1 can't remember hivlf a dozen words
of it!" "That's good," answered Sen
ator Sorghum; "the art of siK-echmak-iug
consists in pleasing the ear without
. furnishing any (lata for subsequent
contradiction." Washington Star.
"Now. we must admit," began Wood
by Wise, "that woman is naturally
more lioxful than man " "Yea,"
Interrupted Marryat, "there's my wife,
lor Instance; every time that she's
bought fish since we've been married
she has asked the dealer if they were
fresh, hoping. I suppose, that Some day
he'll say 'No.' "Philadelphia Press.
Jack Say, Hill, we've been Iu hard
lurk lately, ain't we? Bill We have,
old man. Jack I'll tell you what we'll
do: You Insure your life in my favor
for ten thousand dollars, and I'll do
the same for you. Bill Well, what
good'll that do us? Jack Why, we'll
Juvt load up our guns, and step off
thirty paces somewhere, and see who
gels the money. Life.
lie Got It.
A woman in I-i.aiion gave a banana
to the older of two boys.
"Divide It with your little brother,"
Klie directed, "und see t'.i.it he gets tha
jioii': share."
The younger ' child, a few minuted
later, s.-t up u ;4iv:it howling.
Wl.unma." he H!iro:.-d. "John hasu
i't
gleu ihe any banana."
"What's tliNV" eald the mother, hur
tying in.
"It's all right." explained the eldi
buy. "lions don't eat bananas." Plill- i
adi'lphli Ledger.'
When a Wi.mau wants a favor from
her husband, slu? scuds lier daughter
to a sU It, and when a husband wants
a favor fr.un his wife, ho ask It
through hU ton.
Sheep when crowded Ipto dark, poor
ly ventilated stat ics will not thrive.
(irade up your herd by getting n
pure bred Hire and using the tester
and scales.
Keep the horse under ns even condi
tions ns possible, lie Is n sensitive
creature and feels weather changes.
Keep the horse stable ns clean and
dry ns possible, nnd don't forget that
sunlight Is tonic which the horse ne.nls.
Every fanner must lie nn experi
menter to a limited extent If he would
make the success of farming which It
Is his privilege to do.
Get rid of the Idea thnt one cow Is
as good ns another. Only the test can
prove what each cow Is doing. Keep
a record nnd weed out the unprofitable
cows.
The time to bcglil development of
the dairy cow Is several generations be
fore 8he Is born. But if you cannot
do that, you cnu nt least treat the
heifer calf right and make her nil that
is possible.
The Irrigation of land dates back to
the time of Egypt, yet to hear some
petple talk about irrigation in the
West one would think it an entirely
new thing. Nevertheless it's no gold
brick sclH'nie, but a business proposi
tion thnt calls for a little careful
thought.
The following ioints should be kept
In mind when sorting apples for stor
age: (1) Only the better grades
should be stored. (2) They should be
stored as soon ns jiossible after pick
ing. (3) Only "hard rlie" fruit will
keep, well in cold storage. (4) A uni
form temperature of 31 to 32 degrees
F. Is best. () They should be put ou
the market as soon lis they reach their
highest maturity or before. A mid
winter variety is best marketed in mid
winter. (G) Apples with color do not,
ns n rule, scald ns readily as other
kinds. The Mammoth Black Twig is
an important exception. (7) The qual
ity of the fruit Is maintained better In
storage when the fruit Is wrapped.
oy Beans and Cow Pea."
The complaint Is sometimes made
that the soy bean does not enrich the
soil to the same extent ns does the
culture of the cowpea. Judging from
the ' chemical composition of the two
crops," says a bulletin by the Indiana
Station, It seems possible that when
both crops are removed from the soil
the Boy bean carries nway a greater
quantity of fertility because the grain
is so much richer in nitrogen than tho
grain of the cowpea. If, however, both
crops are used for green manuring,
their chemical composition cannot pro
duce a wide difference in soil Improve
ment. The higher nitrogen content of
the soy bean seed Is offset by heavier
yields of green material lu case of the
cowpea.
Stud) Inn Moils.
In selecting land for certain pur
poses, and unless one has n. knowledge
of the chnrncter of the soil, there may
be n heavy loss in consequence.
It can lie laid down as n fact that
where 'we find hardwood trees llourlsli
Ing the soil Is rich and In such a
section the climate Is healthy. Such
small grains as wheat and oats will
yield good crops In the land where
the sugar maple, the beech and the
white and blnck oaks grow.
A wet soil is Indicated where we
find willow, poplars, birch, red maple,
black ash and elms. By drainage such
land Is often made available for farm
puriioses, but It Is better for grass than
either grain or fruits.
We find a strong, rich will hard to
work, but of great fertility when' once
brought under cultivation, where the
hickories, buckeyes and black walnut
grow.
The chestnut thrives Iiest in n light,
thin soli, a soli adapted to the growth
of corn, rye, vegetables and wnall frulU,
but which, unless strongly fertilized,
cannot grow good crops of wheat or
oats, or the getieral fruit trees.
Soils are classified ns loamy, elayvy,
sandy, chalky and peaty. A loamy soil
Is bet adapted for most purpoms,
while the others can he Improved by
supplying such mineral constituents as
the soil lacks.
For a clayey soil, sand and lime or
chalk will make up the deficiency, Ou
a sandy or gravelly soil it will require
cluy-gypmnt) or loam.
It la rather expensive to get a clayey
soil iu u fertile condition, but wheu
well manured such soils will yield liu
mouse crops.
I'VrdlnaT Cattle "till lloita.
Feeding steers profitably without
hogs following the cattle on the aver
age farm In the corn belt depends upon
various conditions. All of us know
that hegs ure a large source of profit
In becf-n Hiking and tliat they naturally
go with cattle when fed toil corn, and
.especially so where ti! cattle are 2
years aid and over uud are fed shelled
or ear corn.
In feeding f cors 2 years old and
over without hogs the waMe vuld lif
materially reduced by griadlng the
corn, and I have known f several lots
of cattle fed in this way without ho
that inatle niwney, but thfy were good,
well bred steers, well boiigat, wHl bun
dled and went m a fair market, and
were well sold.
Young steors under IK merit as old
will carry alwug fewer hm rfcau ilder
cattle even If ftd shelled pr, there
fere taa WAM( wwuld be rsuMi less in
fevdlag yeaeig eat fie witttvnt bugs.
Vtom my eijicrleaoe aad observa-
AO i.;?
Y7 D c m sm
(ton. If I fed enttle without hogs I
would feed young callle. fattening nnd
marketing I hem to weigh from !' to
ICO poin ds, and I Would grind the corn
fed to them ' niter they renehed
poiim"!. Of course there would tie con-,
slderable waste in this ease, as one'
shote to four head of these cattle
could l e carried along nicely, csp.-cin;.
ly -when these young hogs ran on grass
with the cattle. C. p.. Smith.
Tb Wvntilnic Colt.
Weaning time is a very critical pe
riod of the coil's life. If the colt U set
back at this time It will me.in a loss
of size that i!vill never be made up. If
properly handled, however, there need
be no sacrifice. In tin first place the
colt should be eating grain long befwre
It Is weaned and the more It can be
persuaded to eat the better. We never
fear overfeeding of colts up to the age
of eight or ten months. Whll sucking
the dam the amount of gralu it will eat
will be very small, yet the returns
from this feed are very ond. Oats aue
of course the best feed for colds asd If
tliers is any kind of slock on the farm
thnt it will pay to feed high-priced
oats to this winter It will lie the youag
colt nnd the amount of feed 'Uiny will
eat will be very small WMupared wKh
the benefits accrued. When oiiaawug
to dry feed the colt Is very often trou
bled with constipation. Oo4Uw4al
feeds of dry bran or bran ium4i will bo
very beneficial in relieving this enac
tion. Weau the colt gradually, dea't
chop off its milk ration all at wane.
We have always tried to let the slaws
do the weaning themselves, allowtag
the dam aud colt to run together lu tbo
pasture, making things ns easr for tha
brood mure -as possible. When omii
nights come put both of them uj hi
the burn. Have a strong baiter ami.
rope ready for the colt. Then whon
winter comes the colt will be broken
to stand wull la the stable and If tt
has become gradually used to defend
ou dry feed It will bo weaned aud bai
ter broken without ever having caused
nuy grent trouble or without having
damaged its growth in tho least.
Cotton Seed.
From what a half century ago wea-o
worse than rubbish heaps, mere than a
ihilllon dollars n week new come. The
story of this "fiud" reads like a ro
mance. v "
Before the war the dlspoad of cottea
seed gave, the glnners great ceaeatti,
It was usually hauled away sauMwfcarQ
to rot, or dumped into a uelghbeBlac
stream, where it aeon became a mul
sauce. The old laws of Mhialsaeapl
and other St-Ls przvl.l-id severe eai
alties for glnners who did net dla.
pose of it in such a way that it would
not be a menace to public healih.
To-day the uses of cotton secjl ara
so numerous that the census ohVe has
published a diagram allowing the
courses which the four parts of each
little seed may take. These are classi
fied as "waste," "lluters," "hulls" and
"meats." Tho waste Is still waste,
even though that characterization ot
anything now leads, a fugitive exist
ence. The lluters are used In cotton bat
ting. The hulls may' go in three direc
tions Into fuel, the ashes of which are
used us n fertilizer, although tills Is
now regurded ns too wasteful; Into
fiber, of which paper Is made ; or, com
bined with cottonseed meal, into an ex
cellent food'for cattle.
But the kernels serve the most voxled
uses. Besides making enko and meal
for cattle, they are readily convertible
Into n crude oil, from which, accord
ing to mixtures and processes, It may
emerge us oil for miners' lamps, "earn;
pound lard" and cottoleue, "butter aud
salud oils," "winter yellow oil" and
soap. The Invasion of ether Industries
by these cottonseed products would of
Itself make a long story. Tho olive or
chards of Southern France have suf
fered much.
AdvantHire of I'nderdralnaate.
In Farmers' ltullettu N. IHf, Unite
States Department of Agriculture, C
(1. Flllott gives au Interesting resui
of the advantages of rouiovlug water
dowuward through tho soil instead ut
allowing it to run off ovur tho surface.
They may be briefly stated us fol
lows : .
The surface soil Is retained entire,
Instead of the finest and must fertile
iwrts being carried off with every con
siderable rainfall.
Any plant food lu manure or other
fertiliser deposiUd upon the Will is
carried lot it with thu water as It
pt'colatMi downward from the surface,
a:id so liM-oiues thoroughly lnuoriiorated
with the. soil.
ltaiuwMtr as It passes thraugli the
soil Kkrve a most umauI purH by
dissolving aad prparlag crude soil ma
terial fur th nutrition of plants.
Th soil having buon wull pj-opaied.
Is ut all tluiM during the growing mia
ton iu 1 tad Wicks for the growth ol
plants, such growth not biting hlmliwed
by staguaut watur or saturation.
The frost gs out earlier Ln the
spring, sa that the planting sousn
opens one or two wuwks earlier thus
in the case of soil ttlTuctud by surfucu
druiui only.
Where stiff clays are fouud the soil
is made more jMirous, opwi uad friable,
nud roots puuetrate more deeply thuu
they do into surface Jrul nod soiltt.
'i'be effo-ts of drought ar diiulu
Uhed, us has htMMi found by uyurluiuw,
owing te the enlarged und dutitfaju-ii h4
Led, and to tlu. more favoraUlo jjUL.
(Ion of the burfsi.'e for praveiUUg ex
ccKslve evBporittlou of niolstaue.
It aids la mukli'g new soil aui f ta
unprepurtsl deu-crts, since It fitimHn
a fr-er eutrauee of oir ami uttit4pitt
ic heat, which disi:i:,..-;:ite oll kiatuauU
hitherto iiiin 'ull.il ir use of plaaJt
Stubborn and' r ;.ir.v soils, wIum
dralnvd. are i ,;: ! ly so chungc
texture and me b.i j!. ;il 'uciure taa
they lcsime- eitnilv nininied and rej
Pn4 to cultivation with ubuuaant
rropa.
Net Unit Clrnr.
A wr-tltnown elergynian tt Boston
wns tnlUinj to some friend with
rrc to tho desirability of clirono
loflnl oolierouo iu ii!o, In the form
of wrltiua siatotuont, when hp obcrvd
that tifro are thuei when this method
beoiwu!i a trifle too siigethe.
"for instance," jil, ilie Hpenker, "I
once leaii a t'ii!i!sr in Now I l;r;ip)iirt
nintkp hiii UM -il Su.nlay ' iiiurnin : .1 i
pounoeinents as fallows:
'"The futiornl of tlip.late ami minli
Inmented setton takes plure on We In
day afternoon at .'! oYl.vk.
"Tlinuk-giviiig services will be hebl
In this clmp.-l m Tluir.'id.iy tnorninj ut
11 o'clock.'" I.;piitirnt: M.ig:i.lne.
REASON FOR WOMEN'S "NERVES."
In Wry Jinny Cases It I Weakened
Klilneyn.
Mrs. Frank Ui.felioom. "12 South
Washington strer-t. Moscow, ldaho,fi:i s:
Inherited kidney trouble urcw steadi
ly worse with me
tin til so nervous I
could not sleep nt
night.. I was dizzy
and spots floated be
fore my eyes. My
back and hips ached
nnd every cold set
tled 011 my kidneys
nnd made me worse.
1 have used many dif
ferent medicines nnd was discouraged
when 1 began with Doan's Kidney
Pills, but now the symptoms that
alarmed me are gone."
Sold by nil dealers. ?0 cent a box.
l'oster-MIIburu Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The telephone ba not reached the point
f a domestic convenience In France. It
Is but little usrd by the public gouerelly.
SCALY ERUPTION ON BODY.
Doctor and llemedte Frulilraa
Sunvrrd 1(1 Year Completely
Cured liy Cutlrnra.
"Small sores appeared on ench of
my lower limbs nnd shortly urterwards
they became bo sore that I could
scarcely walk. The wires began . to
lii-til. but small scnly eruptions up.
peared. The Itching wns so sever
that I would scratch the Nores until the
blood began to flow. After. I suffered
thus about ten yenra I made a renewed
effort to effect a cure. The eruptions
by this time bad apjieared on every
part of my body except my fare, nnd
hands. The best doctor In my native
jeouuty and tunny remedies gave no
relief. All this Ws fruitless. Finally
my hulr began to fall out nnd I was
rapidly becoming bald. A few months
after, having used almost everything
else, I thought I would try Cutlcuiu
Ointment nnd Cutieurn Soap. After
using three boxes I was cnmplot ?!y
cured, nnd my hnlr was restored, after
fourteen yenrs of suffering nnd au ex
Iiendlture of at least $.10 or $00 In vain
ly endeavoring to find a cure. II.
Hiram Mattlngly, Vermillion, 8. Dak.,
Aug. 18, 11)00."
Ill Uerapalton.
Directory Canvasser And whnt Is
your husband's occupation, Mrs. Culla
hau? Mrs. Callnhnn Sure, ou' It's a ahovel
engineer he do be.
Directory Canvasser Oh, you mean
he's a civil engineer?
Mrs. Calla hnn Fuith, nn' Ol reckon
Ol'm nfther knowln' pfwot Ol muue.
He shovels coal In th' furnace.
Tonirh Snbjrel.
Hlderly Customer Miss Cincy, when
you make those roo-roo eyes at a you 11?
ninn you generally fetch him, don't you?
Lunch Counter (Sirl (with a killing
fiance) Yes aud the old ones, too, Mr.
Wellon.
A Itrnipdy for NenralRln or Talu la
ervei.
For neuralgia aud sciatica Sloau's
I.tiilment has no cqinil. It has a
powerfully sedative effect on the nerves
js'iietrntes without rubbing and gives
Immediate relief from pain quickens
the circulation of the blood and gives
n pleasant sensation of comfort and
warmth.
"For three years I suffered with
neuralgia In the head nnd Jaws," writes
J. 1". Hubbard, of Marlettu. S. C. "and
had ulmost decided to have three of my
teeth pulled,' when a friend recom
mended me to buy 11 twenty-five-cent
bottle of Sloan's Liniment. 1 did so
and experienced Immediate relief, and
I kept ou using tt until the neuralgia
was entirely cured. ,1 will never be
without a lottl of Sloan's Liniment in
my house again. I use It also for In
sect bites nnl sore throat, and I can
cheerfully recommend It to any one
who suffers from any of the ills which
I have nieutloned."
The Kmperor ot Japan baa thirty resi
dences scattered throughout hU domain.
S. C. N. U.
- No. l0H.
JOBUtuvaouaiaiAi
A Friend
in Need
THAT thin, little, 10-cent
Box of Cascurets. ', '
When carried constantly in your
Vest Po'ypt, or In ' my Lady's" l'urse it will
ward o; ninety percent of Life's ordinary Ills.
Eut one of tho six candy tablets Contained
in that ""Vest Tocket Dox" whenever you
KHsptvt you need one.
it can't hurt you, and Is sure Insuranco
against Serious sickness. ,
When you have Heartburn, Colic, Coated
Toncue, Suspected Lreath, Acid-risins-in-throat,
Cas-belchinc, or an incipient Cold,
ake a Cncnrpf.
Kemenilitr, all these are not merely Pis
comforts, but indications of a serious Cau.
I.'i;i C'" in t-'.o bud cat a Candy Cas
carct. C. : -. : ; C.; n't puree, nor punish the
stomach like ''Lilvj-drivinK". Cathartics.
lhcy ict like Exercise on the Bowel-
IrUh Stnrtr.
-An Irishman whllo tnklnjr a bnrre
up tho Shannon was nuked what goods
he had on board nnd answered, "Tim
ber anil fruit."
"What kind of timber and what sort
r.f fruit?"
''Well, an' If yp must know, tlw tim
ber U Just birch brooms, and the fruit,
well. It'll preti.tles."
An Irishman averred that the habit
of Irish landlords of living outside of
Ireland was the great grievance Ire
land had to complain of.
"Oh, yes," nnsweri'i nn Englishman,
"Unit's the old s!al'.;lng-horse ' I don't
U'ileve In your nbsi ntccs."
"Not leluve in 'cm: Come to Publln
ulth nie and I'll show ye 'em by the
hundred. Why, the country Just
swarms with Vtn."
r.;v
INynor To tell the
Sliyne-- Nobody ex;
but iro ahead.
truth '
i that
of yon
Souvenir Tost Cards.
The Evening Wtsieieiii company, 't
Milwaukee, is., lias published a series
id eight attractive souvenir post curiix,
in live colors, showing the iiiiini;il nt
the Wiisliiiitcu I'nik 7.00, in the city of
.MihMlliU'f. A set "ill be mailed you
upon the receipt of 12 cents (coin .r
stamps!. Address The Evening Wiscon
sin company, Post Card Dept., Milwau
kee, Wis.
It euetton.
Auhlsport Why so gloomy, old (imp?
Last nisht yoa were h.ivin? the finest
thn I ever saw a man have.
G-iyinan Well, doesn't i...-.t explain It,
you chiunp?
ril.i: CI IlKll I O TO 14 DAYS.
rAZO Ol NT.MEXT U gnu ma teed toeurenny
rune of llrliln,-, Ullml, It :c.l Iiir or rrotrml
lr l'lies la 0 to 14 d.iys or money lefun leJ
vOc.
Illilnreptlnac A I'nmmnnllr.
The regulators had Imaged a man for
bor stealing.
"Wo find," ran the verdict of the coro
ner's jury, "thnt. the (leccnscd dune to his
death by justifiable germicide."
ALCOJIOI. .1 Pen fvuTi
AVcgelaWerVcparaltonrorAs
SlmilillinfhrRvKf.imHTerint
llngUicSiomachsarulBonvIsflf
Proraolcs DigeslionX3ieetlur
rtcss and Reslf oniains ncitor
upium.Morptune norKiacral
Not Narcotic.
MhmnJrut Sred m
JMtlltUtt .
jtiiaSnd
irv.-miiif- .
Aperfcct Remedy for CtmsRpt
tlon . Sour Sloraach.Dlarriioei
VormsA.onvuisions.revt;nir
ncss ondLoss OFSoep.
Fie Simile Sifoatureof
NEW YORK
HOC AT ALL
rices, rom cvcrv
MEMBER OF THE FAMILY
m 11111139)-.
' TbOCiiil '"' ' "' rrrrTri TTTii 1 1 1
Exact Copy of Wrapper. .,,, .mr-mr. .. on.
MEN, BOY , WOMEN, MtSaCS AND CHILDREN.
W. 1. Douglmm mmkmm mnd morm mTTl
k mn'BX.BO,ta.OO mnd 3.BO mhoom
Ihmn mnjr ot ha mmnulmaturar In thm , ,
JiHiX" mnrld, bocmumm thmy hold thmlf OH
hmp. III bmttm, warn lonoar, mnd
ui 1 n.,u. a ..a c em tj. eu... e.. ..1
lit b. wuuida ipt ami ipu uiii fcufo unuct bfliinui us
mi- V A HTUIX. W. K Doniilin mm nrt nrim It
Bilil liv the hnt iluw rtiuliTu evur ywtiw. UUuci
haled Catalog ire lo ajiy aUdreu. '
LIVtfX ,
0
ftTIMOtAST
JTKWCTrUNTCl
Cure Constipation
O
Muscles that pro
ana tnat sgu
a.f
natural Digestive
'of the body into Food.
Cascarets ward off, or
cure, the following diseases
Constipation
IHHousnesi
Indigestion
J)yspcsia
Torpid Liver
Appendicitis
KktuiiMtisin
The Vest
with you, like your Watch, cr Lead Pencil,
will in in re you nninst sickners.
But.dcn't forget tlici LVj.uiv: fi",f
is worth nine."
At all Druggists. ' 10 Cents a bos. vm
IF,
nets ftcntly yet prompt?
ly on the bowels, cleanses!
the system ejjcctualte
assists one in ovoitmingi
hnhitiial constipation'
permanently. To gctiW
Scncjicia effects buy!
the Genuine.
rlcirtujacturcd hytrte . ,
CALIFORNIA
Fio-SxtujpCo.,
SOLO BY LCADINC DRU&O) ST3-KM eOrTLt
?or",F,;J,!Tlicmpson,sEy8Yato
narenona Rata. '
It Is estimated thnt the rat doaft
foO.OOO.OtX) worth of damage a year Is
England. Iu a slaughterhouse neat?
rarli nits In a single night picked t
the bone the carcasses of thlrty-flr
horses. There Is very little that totty
will not eat; egss, young birds and a
Imals are among the dainties whlcM
they snap up in the ordlnnry court
of business. Hut when . pressed bfi
hunger they will eat nnythlng througM
which they can drive their terrlbl
teeth. Hat will eat rat. The Idea that
a trapped rat will bite off an Impris
oned leg nnd so escape Is now said t
be wrong; it is tho other rats.whloM
do the biting. They eat the captlva. .
II
For Infants and Children. '
The Kind Ycj Havo
Always Bought-
Bears
i
d yi in
VjjA Uso
For Over
Thirty Years
o c...tli It In. Mr' tUum!
bifuauuu n ni iw
tamiwd on bottom. 1 Tikf.Ka nhtltftv
iwlril from factory to an? part of the world,
W, 1 JU IJU LuAJa, UnMktua, Mi
Catarrh Hires
Colic Jaundict
lad Preath Kausea
IHabetts Vertigo
Jleadache Scrofula
Worm 1
nut
Ulcers
JSmplet
Illotches
diarrhoea
Flatulence
Womanly Eczema
'roubles Dysentery
Focket box carried constant!
K1B
th0 VuV
iture AM
in
Six Shots
for 10c
nMFoodV4 VL-
eeze tne a .
uices