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Quality
appeal to tlio Well-Informed in every
walk of life and arc- essential to pVnnanent
F'.;eres3 and creditable standing. Accor
ingly, it is not claimed that Pyrup of Figs
and Hlixir of Senna is the only remedy cf
known value, but one of many rwLn
why it 9 the best of per.jonnl nad fiuuijy
laxatives is the fact that it cloanws,
sweetnos nnd relieves the internal rgans
on which it arts without any deliilitatiug
after eQVcts and without having to increase
the quantity from time to time.
It nets pleasantly nnd riaturaUy and
truly as a Laxative, nnd its compoiimt
parts are known to and approved by
' physicians, as it is free from nil objoetiou
able substaners. To get i( Lmnefccial
effect ulwnys purchase the genuine--manufactured
by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sab by all leading drug
gists. '
THOUGHT CHILD WOULD DIE.
Whole Duilr Covered with Culmn Ilch
- Cnllcnra Iteiic-II- Cured at Coat
of Sveii.'ve Coin..
"My little hoy, when ouly an launt
of three mouths, caught the Cuban
Itch. Sores broke out from his kid
to the bottom of his feet He weald
Itch and claw himself and cry all the
time. He could not sleep day or nJcbt,
and a light dress Is all he could wear.
called one of our beat doctors to
treat hiw, but he seemed to gt worse.
He suffered so terribly that my hus
band said he believed he would have
to die. I bad almost given up hope
when a ludy friend told me to try the
Cutleura Heuiedies. I used the Cut!-
eura Soap and applied the Cutleura
Ointment nnd he at once fell Into a
sleep, and he slept wltb ease for the
first time since two months. After
three applications the sores began to
dry up, and In Just two weeks from
the day I commenced to use the Cutl
eura Uemedies my baby was entirely
well. The treatment only cost me 75c.
"and I would have gladly paid $100 If I
could not have got It cheaper. 1 feel
safe in saying that the Cutleura Home
dies saved bis life. He Is now a boy
of five years. Mrs. Zana Miller, Union
City, It. F. D. No. 1, Branch Co.,
Mich., May 17. 101M."
Vnder n DlflVrent nme.
"'Variety,'" quoted the man with the
bulging brow, " 'is the spice of life' "
"Yes," nssMtitcMl the man with the 'bulb
ous nose! "but that isn't the name of it
bow. It's vaudeville."
Only One "BUOMO QUIN'IXE"
That ! LAXATIVE I'.IMiMO QtIXINB. Lor.
for the RiRBUture of K. V. IMUlVnj. Used the
World over to Cure a Cold la One day. 23c.
A "It-penny nail" means that 1,000
nails weigh ten pounds. The ward
"penny" in this sense is a corruption of
pound.
Hides, Pels and Wool.
To pet full value, ship to the old To
llable X. W. Hide & Fur Co.. Minneap
olis, Minn.
An 0(n:i i'olicy.
The dentil of Mr. Conger, former
American minister at IVUinif, brought
to mind the services rendered by tbat
gentleman at the terrible time of the
Uoxer uprising. A word of praise and
appreciation is spoken by an English
man in bis book entitled, "The Siege ol
the Peking Legations." Shut up to
gether ns.tlie various foreigners were,
and living daily In the face of death,
It was Interesting to observe the differ
ent policies adopted by the heads of
the several legations. Says the Kev.
Itoland Allen :
The Anieriean minister was always
very ready to communicate news, and
told his jMtaple everything which went
on, In this his policy differed from
that of the British authorities, who
, often suppressed news of public inter
est, and posted notices of letters re
ceived several days after the event,
and when its general tenor was widely
kiwn by rumor.
This caused great discontent, and
kept the poople in constant suspense.
No datifct there was some reason for
suspioien tbat news of affairs of state,
might leak out to Chinese earn, but
there was no reason for delaying items
which were Intended to be published
at nil.
Such a policy of secrecy irritated
minds and kept up a condition of nnx
lety, a state of affairs successfully
avoided by the American minister.
Look lnio slpnce.
A young man whose eyes had been
troubling him consulted a New York
oculist. "What vou want to do," said
the sHvIalist, "is to take a trip every
day on the ferry or In New Jersey,
Long Island any place where you can
Bee long distances. Look up and down
the river, across fields or, if the worst
conies to tlio worst, go on tho top of a
skyscraper and scan the horizon from
that point. The idea Is to get dis
tance. You use your eyes a great deal
and always at close range. You can't
use them any other way In tovn. Kven
when not reading or writing tho vision
Is limited l.-y small r.wms uinl narrow
streets. No matter in what direction
you look, there is a blank wall not far
away to sl.ut off sight."
Th uio!p is- i.e:-':n; s the prep'liest of dM
iniruals. If deprived of food for a :u
tie day it dies.
Ym Y 'rJ Mah -n
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TAKER' EHEED ARC ENTINlAJf .
Soutli A merlei: n T.ilci of Mnrrrloae
Hint ! I v :(!( Ixin.
l'rrsidcnt U(K.s've!t and Mr. Bur
lDi'hs are mvded tit o'n e In the south
ivn partyof X;iuih America, for even
lii thai distant region some "nature
faker" Is ni'penring, with none to say
Jiliu nay. In a recent nuiuU-r if the
rtt vi 1 a del .Timlin Zoolotlco tie Buenos
Aires are n number of short articles by
tlie dirivtiir of the gardens. Sig. C'le
lnenle Onelli. t);:e. dealing with the
lial.ils of birds of prey in general,
reads, after translation, as follows, says
the .cv York IVst :
"Our privateer now turns his evil
eye on a dazed group of little chick
ens, and toward tli 'in he directs his
flight. The anxious mother succeed in
covering all save one, which, petrified
with terror, gives n pitiful little 'pio
plo,' bt;t is b'lued to earth by the gleam
ing and fascinating eyes of the pirate
bird, which drops like an arrow, and.
v. iihoiit so much us putting foot to
en rib. carries off the unfortunate chick.
"Many times have 1 seen this scene
repeated. I have even seen hawks by
the power of their gaze alon render
Immovable a chicken which they had
selected as their victim. Therefore I
cannot doubt that the gaze of these ra
pacious birds has a hypnotic power,
and Indeed this agrees well with the
popular belief, current in the provinces,
nlmt the little owl. It is said that
Ibis little tyrant does not even take the
trouble to bunt Its food, but that from
the branch of a tree, by menus of Its
cold and insistent gaze, it lures Into
Its talons the trembling victim of its
choice.
"I'erjiaps tlie herons possess the same
hypnotic power, their eyes producing
the same disagreeable sensafion as
those of reptiles. Their method at the
margin of ttie water, which at first
sij;ht seems to me tho same as that of
the patient fisherman with his rod, re
suits lu a very different harvest. The
fisherman often wastes his time, since
the lish do not care to ho converted
Into a savory dish for tho table. Mean
while the heron, after two or three
minutes of absolute Immobility, Its evil
gaze fixed on the water, Invariably cap
tures its finny prey.
"I have seen a great gray heron sur
prise a dove in the same manner. The
dove seemed to me to fall asleep un
der the gaze of its tormentor, and little
by little to sink .to the ground under
the weight of that steely look. Tho
injur victim came to Itself too late.
Alas! the strong, cruel beak had pene
trated Its palpitating side."
Argentina is a progressive country.
These tales fairly outdo the work of
ur own "fakers."
Germany has 40,000 postofflces.
Borneo holds the record for mosqui
toes. The daily consumption of pens ll
3,500,000.
One hundred nnd fifty firemen tye
employed on some of tho great Ameri
can liners.
Germany's population is increasing
more rapidly than that of Great Brit
ain or France.
Of the entire population of Odessa Co
per cent of the males and So per cent
of the females are illiterate.
There lias been a revival of the
whaling industry. A few years ago
the annual death had dwindled to lot).
Between Jan. 1 and Nov. 1 the fire
loss of the United States was $180,
7i!."i,300, compared with ? 12 1,100,200 in
the same, ten months of 1000.
In the last ten years the Increase of
prices in Germany was 25 per cent for
cereals, 27 for animal products', .15 for
textiles, 00 for mineral products.
Glasgow was visited by great dark
ness at noon the other day. Street
lamps were lighted nnd shops had to
switch on the electric light. The dark
ness was as black as night.
, Autogenous welding is successfully
applied by Uobert Hopfeldt, a German
electrician, to the soldering of alumi
nium wires, a direct union of alumini
um with aluminium being readily ob
tained. (
Stimulated by the measure of. suc
cess attained by Zeppelin In Germany,
nnd the army and private experiment
ers In England and France with diri
gible balloons, a German electric firm
In Berlin announces its readiness to
construct airships for military uses for
nny nation that applies.
At the annual dinner of the corpora
tion of Ilanley now councillors, In ac
cordance with custom, drank cham
pagne from a glass a yard long. Those
who did not succeed lu finishing the
draught had the remainder poured
down their shirt fronts by two stal
wart cup bearers. Loudon Evening
Standard.
Tin i:iinlltj- of Men.
A New Yorker who does 'iis bit ot '
"globe trotting" tolls of two odd en- (
tries that be saw lu the visitors' 1hm
of a fashionable resort on the Rhine.
A few years ago one of tlie Faria
members of tlie Kot hschlld family bad
registered as follows: "It. do I'arls." I
It so chanced that the next visitor to
inscribe Ins name Hi the Ixiuk wmi
Baron oppcnhclui, .the bankir of C'o
logue, and he wrote his name beuoatll
K lihscitild's in this wise: "O. de (Jo
lo-Mlc."
A lt.-:inll fill Tin III.
"Mother, oil, iiinihef!" chirped th
vent g iV:.iaIe sparrow, "why was I
Hot cleiied b .mi if ul like the oriole
an,! i lie ( .irdiiialV' I
"1 tiiiiilin r," was the solemn reply,'
"icjoii,. that you were not. Which1
would yon rattier bo- brown ami eat-;
lug worms, or n il and pinned to one of i
these tierce bill IlaU'r" Cleveland ;
I.eadc r.
An AdtmitHue.
"I'a, what special advantage Is there
in being rich'"
"Well, my I my, ail men have the right j
of npiH'al, but only the rich man cajp .
afford it." Detroit Free l'ress.
I LUTIA
Work Work for love Is the only
work that is well done. Ber. FraeJt
Crane, ('ougrc-ntion:ilh-l. Worcester',
Mass.
I'ractiral The most practical thing
in life is to be able to see as real what
ti tit her Is unseen. I!ev, I. J. Van
Ness, Baj'list. Nashville, Teiin.-
Truth The truth Is always the
truth but it iias to be cast in new
forms to meet new fashions of thought
and new nivd. I'.w. Frederick Lynch,
Congregation:)!!!. New York City.
Cause and Effect Every phenome
non of nature Is true to the cause back
of It: each Individual Is a perfect actor
of his own thoughts. You cannot ex
pert a spiritual conclusion from a car
nal mind.-rUev. F. E. Mason, Scientist,
Brooklyn.
Slander We should be more careful
to protect the good name of our fel-'ov.-s.
The name Satan means slander.
Every slanderer is then Satnnlc In de
faming the name of nny good man or
woman. Kev. W. G. l'artridge, Bap
tist, l'ltis'.nirg.
The Church and Folitics Church
people must get down from the pedestal
on which they perch. Ringing hymns
and passing resolutions, and grip ihiII
tics more sanely and more firmly in
order to win. -Kev. John Thompson,
Meth ilNr, Chicago.
loii'g Tilings Don't stop to ask
what you can do, go ahead and do
something. Some of us 'are Impractical
and we like to think about things, but
do not seem to have the power to map
out a couive of action. Bev. W. W.
NevlnM, Br.pt ist, V'a -w Ingtoa.
Facts I 'ut a man with a fact any
where, and he will soon gather a con
stituency. If he is Incarnated for
preaching tlie Gcsprl in the street, he
will write bis convictions Into a "l'il
.L'fim's Progress'' hi a prison cell. Bev.
C. E. Locke. Methodist. Brooklyn.
Theosophy Theosophy Is not a dog
ma for which we demand belief, but a
system of philosophy which needs to be
studied. Consequently, many results
which It produces are not of an emo
tional nature, but are the results of
pure reasoning. C. W. Eeadbeatcr,
The. 'sophist. Boston. "1
Friendship-t yon want the friend
ship of this world you must be care
ful not to rebuke It. You must say
soft things to it; J'ott must lull It to
sleep with pleasing platitudes. If you
want to escape persecution you must
not say harsh tilings to evil. Bev. I
II. Swift, Austin, III.
Marriage Every man over 25 years
of age. who is earning enough to sup
port himself and a wife, should estab
lish a home, and if lie persists in re
maining unmarried, he should have
good reasons to give to society nnd to
God for his abnormal behavior. Itcv.
N. A. George, Cougregationalist, Cleve
land. The Day of IVntecost. The "Day of
l'ontecosl" has never been repeated,
and will never be, yet the spiritual pow
er which was presented on that day
is just as strong to-day as then, and Is
at work just as surely though tle visi
ble evidence of its inllueiice may not
be so impressive. Itcv. F. E. Jenkins,
Congreg.it iouailst, Atlanta.
Corruption A country like ours
whose Institutions V st so entirely upon
moral principles, must realize that Its
safety depends upon the moral con
science of its people. Commercial brib
ery passes Into political corruption and
goes in a straight line from business
transactions to the head of our system
of government. Bev. Ml not. Simons,
Unitarian, Cleveland.
Wealth. Wealth buys knowledge
ami power, that rightly used will make
for the betterment of mankind, but
should not be regarded as all power
ful. Character's that are not strong
suffer greatly from the possession of
wealth, and as a reason why wealth
and weakness are closely associated Is
that weakness Is more easily observed,
and does gr"::ter damage when accom
panied by great riches. Vev. B. A.
.Dawes, .Methodist, Louisville.
Ch il l: s Dickens We rejoice in Dick
ens lM-ause of his capacious heart that
had room for children all kinds of
children. Tills would be possiblo only
to one who himself .possessed a -hild's
heart. Surely then- was no text in his
la-loved New Testament lie so honored
and exemplified as that which says:
"Suffer llltle children to come unto
Me. and forbid them not, for of such
Is the kingdom of heaven." Itcv. J. L.
Jones, Independent, Chicago.
The Curse of Sin. ltlddance from
the love of sin can be obtained ls-st,
and deliverance from the guilt of sin,
can be obtained only by looking on tho
cross of Christ. The lost soul can have
overhanging woe exchanged for super
nlmuiiding grace. The blood shed on
('ill vary Is the world's bath of cleans
ing, its font of renewal. Sill does not
shut nut; It shuts in. Mere the declar
ation of tlie church is dogmatic and
absolute, giving not something new but
sonic' hlug true.--Bev. B. A. Stllde
linker. Episcopalian, Baltimore.
IMm(:uici I.cihIm I iictisi n t men t,
"Tlio earih-piake thai eastern sclsmo
ph l c oi dod was s an -w here ll.iHK)
mile:- away."
"Il.-.s.i'l It I,.-; II reported yet?"
"No."
"Too:; place and noho ly knew It,
eh ':"
"!1 blent !y."
"Wei!, say, Hint's Jnt the sort of
c-.i-r. i.i'c I like"--Cleveland l'laln
I'ci! r. '
No l i-.l i- I'rl.le About It.
"Have you got your winter bat yet?"
"Yes. I hniiL'lit It last winter and
Uv,
er.
t It yet."--Cleveland Plain Deal-
It takes a lot of time to properly air
grievances. Not one in a hundred la
worth it.
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Two Women.
T'l 'nfdoT lay nbmn I'.rn.i lu iy, j
'Tens n-ar the twiilght-tii.
Aid slowly tlirre n lady fair
Was walking in her pride.
Al'tno walked she; hat, vi 'wlcr,
Walked spirits nt her sid -.
i
I'.-nce charmed the street hem-nth brr
feet.
And Honor charmed tlio nir;
Ar l nil astir looked kind on h -r,
And (ailed lie,- good i fair
For nil God f-vor pave to lu-r
Sh- jii-j-t with chary care.
P?. fci-pt. with care lu-r ben ntles ror
From lovers warm nnd tru-
For In-r heart wiw cold to nil nut g(Mf,
And t')e rich ciune not to woo
But boiiur-ed well are charms to sell
ti. priests the selling do.
?-T, walk init tltore whs one more fnir
A slight girl, lily-pale ;
And Kim hud unseen eompnny
To tn.-Ute the spirit quail
Twist Want nnd Scorn she walked for
lorn, And nothing could avail.
No mercy now c.tn clear her brow
For t ti is world's pence to in-ay :
J'or, ns love's wild prayer dissolved in air,
Her woman's heart gave way!
But the sin forgiven by Christ in heaven
By man is cursed nlwny I
N. I. Willis.
I.o, tbp Poor Indlnn.
Lo, the poor Indian! whoso untutored
mind
Sees (Jod in clouds, or hears hint in the
wind ;
I iis soul proad science never taught to
stray
Fnr ns the solar walk or milky 'way:
Yet simple raturo to his hope has given.
Behind the cloud topp'd hill, nu humbler
heaven;.
Feme safer world in depth of woods em
hrite'd, Koine happier island in the watery waste.
Where slaves once more their unlive land
behold,
No fiends torment, no Christians thir.-t
for gold.
To he. contents his natural desire:
lie asks no angel's wing, no seraph's fire;
But thinks, admitted to that equal sky.
His faithful dog shall bear him company.
From Pope's Essay on Man.
LAHID OF TALL SASSAFRAS.
Western Oklntioiun lias Trees tlint
Would AatonWk It out of World.
How many persons ever saw a sassa
fras tree forty feet in height and from
twelve to fourteen Inches in clrcuinfer
Mico? asks the Kansas City Star. The
number Is eo few that most persons
would be unable to Identify a sassafras
tree of this size In the forest. The
sassafras of Missouri, Illinois nnd In
diana Is seldom much higher thni a
man's head, and bears a slight resem
blance to those of treelil.-j sh'.e.
Oklahoma, however, lias forty-foot
rassafras trees, and in a portion of
the state where they would be
least looked for, near tho town of
Grand, Day County, which adjoins the
Fan-Handle of Texas, which Ignorant
Eastern Oklahonians believe to he a
laud short of grass and hot winds. Is
n beautiful grove where many speci
mens of these big sassafras trees may
be found. They have few branches,
nnd most of them nre at the crown of
the tree. The bark grows in wedge
like projections and Is so peculiar In
appearance that It instantly, s'trikes the
attention of a stranger, and adds to ills
confusion In his attempt to identify
the tree.
The tree growth In the nolghiiorhood
of Grand is unexcelled anywhere elso
In Oklahoma, save In the rich bottom
laiuls of the Arkansas river. Springs
abound everywhere, and in the neigh
borhood of these springs forests of
walnut, elm, oak, sassafras nnd per
simmon have sprung up. In tho South
Canadian river valley, a mile or so
northwest of Grand is a iiersimmou
prove containing hundreds of trees,
mauy of them from twonty-tlve to thirty-five
feet in height, that Is tho won
der of travelers. Tills grove produces
enough iH'i'slmmons annually to load a
freight train, and the trees show all
the luxuriance of an abundant rain
fall and a rich soli.
The geographical location of Day
County justifies the belief that it Is not
adapted to a'riculturu. Tlie crops
grown there year after year, lnwever,
discredit this opinion. Bettei corn,
knrir, etc.,- this year, cannot he found
In any other portion of Oklahoma.
IliieU to the Tobacco Shop.
"Jean do Beszke, in Ills Paris school,"
said a New York musician, "Is wry
particular about the pupils he accepts.
Of course he lias many applicants ; to
have been a pupil of De Kes.ke's Is In
itself enough to get a singer a good en
gagement ; but be puts these pupils
through n severe examination, at the
end of wfricb ho rejects hhout !)S out
of every 1K) of them.
"An Intimate friend of mine, a young
tobacco salesman, has Just returned
from Purls. He sings tenor a little,
and, having saved some money, ho
went abroad to enter Do Beszke's
kcIimiI and make a second Caruso of
himself.
"But now he Is back home selling to
bacco again. He tells liie that lie went
lo see De Ites.ke, sung u song or two,
and, lu the silence that ensued, said
hopefully :
"'And now that you have beard v
lng, M. 1 e Kcscke, please tell me
what you think my voire Is lu st adapt
ed to.'
"De Bes.l:e I'rov. t:cd tho'ig!i:ruI!y and
answered ;
" 'Y'..I jierin.' "
lli-r I 'tttriM-loii of i:ur:ir.
"What was your Impp-ssMn of Un--opeV"
"Well," answered Mr. Cinarox, "Judg
ing fn :u what mother ; tlie girls
s:iy, Micro d iisu't seem to b much o
the place except art and matrimony. It
depends for revenre almost entirely ,,n
pictures and pedigrees."
This n 'rag:- woman Isn't satisfied
with teli.og u polite He; she Insitds
uism her husband agreeing with her.
It la not so easy to make a living
aa It la to make love.
MISailEl' FLIES IK.
Tlili 1nert 1 the Veritable Atfgcl
of VUIaae.
One by one the plague of Kprpt W
being abolished by scJeuu-e. jVLe
were abolished luui by the dioLu
tile. The Hens nre checked by luwu-t
powder, and tlm darkness that could
be felt has incited uwny before the .or?
light. T!v. sixth plague still remains
In full glory. The fly Is always with
us. The great Dr. Kudcliffe used to
declare that the three worst anuoy
anccs of life wore smoke, flli-s and Ir
relevant questions. Humanity lias
hitherto accepted these with a patient
shrug of the sh aulders ns among the
inevitable.
At last the worm has turned. It Is
ii cillug sJowly to put on nuiok con
sumers, and has Ju.aurud a war of cx
ti r: '.nation ngaUwt the lly. The tuo
Ums which what lilthorU easily
bliMted imrpo.se are supplied by sci
ence. They are, first, that tiles carry
lilsnse; second, that their very pres
ence Is a r-nn of dirt.
That the tly is rrequuutly lb angal
of the pestUouco has Mig U'vu suspect
ed, says Collier's In uu important ar
ticle, but IU u.ut vlvlj and liafixs
sive di moustratlou was furnished by
the dlsgi-iicoful Uoatli rut frvui ty
phi. Id, one of tho most scauduleivs of
Cue many murder of UleIttl stupidity
lu our catnys lu the South during tb
Kpanish-Aiuurlemi war. It win clear
ly proved by tbu lunhiuut commission
of experts, wlw Investigated the situ
ation postiuortuiu, that tlie principal
means of thu ayrwid gf thl dreaded
disease was thu flight of Ule from the
excreta of the uarllust cases to the food
exposed In the cauip kitchens, carrying
the typhoid germs on their legs and
probosccs.
AVUni a Jut) 11m la.
Some years ag. Wor Qucn Vic
toria's death and about the time that
the queen's jubilee w as tu be celebrated,
the following conversation between two
old Scotch wouuuu was overheard one
day on a struwt evi-uur lu Eondou :
"Can yo tali um, wumuian, what is
It they call a Jubllue?"
"Well, It's this," said hr neighbor,
"when folk has beun married tweuty
flvo years, that's a sliver wuduVu', and
when they bav buen married fifty
years Hint's a golden wuddln. but If
the mou's duad then It's a Jubilee."
Harper's Wooklv.
An effort, is buhif auida to encourage
the diamond cutting industry nt Cape
Town. Tho work has been heretofore
ilop.e almost exclusively nt Amsterdam,
but at present a treat deal of this work
U being done in the United State.
Mis. WIiihIuw's Soothing Syrup for Child
ren tuetlilutf, softens I be Kiiins, reduces I it -llnminnfloii.
allays palu, tures wind colic.
Ijc a buttle.
Not Worth While. '
Austere Person I can't tip you, young
mnn, unless you have change for a ten
ner. Waiter (sizing biin up) Keep your
dime, sir; I bavea't a nickel about ine.
pii.es riHBjj in rm 14 days.
PA7.it OINa'MEXr III rUPtrd tocnreanv
rnso of Itching, BllnJ, Hurling- or 1'rotriut
ln rUea'la (J to 14 days or money .refunded.
Cue.
Uarbera ylr Cat.
"Wished I bud tliue t go out and get
niy hair cut," remarked a barber as he
removed, part of the lather from the
customer's litis wltk his second linger.
"Time to g ut and get it cut?" re
peated tho man in the chair, with tho
mphasis 011 "out." "Are you like tho
man that wou't eat in his own restau
rant? Aren't you willing to trust oue
of your own men to cut your hair?"
"Oh, I'd trust theia, all right 1" said
the harbor. "It isn't that, but you
hardly ever see a barber getting his
hair cut in his own place. The other
barbers all like to go home promptly nt
quitting time, and If one of ns gets
work done during the day ther Is sure
to be a rush about that time, and It
makes n customer 'sore' If he hns to
wait with two barbers right here and
not waiting on him. He doesn't like to
wait around while one barber cuts an
other barber's balr." Cleveland l'laln
Dealer.
Tk Clve UKMBler.
An American who visited Meute Car
lo was telling f an lucldwnt there. "In
one of tho gold rcoais," be said, "a
gcutlcinnu in lavttua'ur gloves was play
ing in wonderful luck, wi suing nearly
every stake. As a great stack of
plaques you kuv thos beautiful, big
gold nieces culled playucs was pushed
to him by the roupler I heard a young
lady whisper la his ear:
"'It Is very odd, monsieur, to wear
gloves at play. What do you do It fer?
Buck?
"The fortuiiut player smiled grimly.
" 'Not at all,' he replied. 'I promised
my wife on her deathbed never again
to touch a card.'"
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A Swelled Head.
A typlcnl Englishwoman, when soms
one spoke the other day of a certain
man having a "swelled bead' looked
dazed. "Iteally! Vou don't mean It I
cried the Englishwoman. "I'm very
sorry." A day or so later tho English
woman, happening to meet tho wife of
the man In question, observed that sh
was so sorry to hear thut Mr. Blank
was 111. i
"Hut he Isn't!" cried the wife. "Hs
was never better In his life."
"Is that so?" said the Englishwoman.
"Why, what could Mrs. Dash har
meant the other day when she sit Id hs
was suffering from a swelled head?"
Ia Doubt About One I'ulnt.
"But I have talked long enough, m.
friends," said the long-winded orator. "Ba
fore I sit down, however, I am willing
to answer any quotation you would like
to ask as to points I may have failed to
cover In my discourse."
A brief pause followed.
Then a timid looking man in the audi
ence rose.
"Is a motion to adjourn In order?" he
asked. Chicago Tribune.
FlfC VO"1' titil " " Pimm
I I O Prauntiftr uradbr Dr. Kim. ut
i.r.. RMtorrr. B.n4'ur Itm trUl btinl. nl imiim,
UK. U. U. KLUliK, U., IM1 MkHlml, rhltodtfakU, r
S. C. N. IT.
- No. 62 1907.
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