rt
OUCH, OH
NEURALGIA, STITCHED. LAMENESS. CRAMP
TWINGES, TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP
ALL CRUISES, SPRAINS. A WRENCH OR TWIST
THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDY TH EY CAN'T RESIST
Pmcc 25c and
Grandfather's Cure for
, Constipation ,
REAT medicine, the Sawbuck.
Two hours a day sawing wood
will keep anyone's Bowels
regular. . ,.
No need of pills, Cathartics, Csi'or t J,
nor "Phy3lo," If you'll only werk tho S w-J-uck
regularly.
Exercise Is Nature's Cur for Constipa
tion and, a Ten-Mile walk will so, if you
naven't got a wood-pile.
But, If you will take your Exercise In an
Eary Chair, thei a's only ene way to do that,
because, there's only one kind of Artificial
Exercise for the Bowels and lta nam is
'CASCARETS. ' '
Cascaret3 are the rtily means to exercise
the Bowel Muyslca without work.
They don't Purge, Crtp. nor "upset
your Stomach," because they don't act like
"Physics."
They don'.t flush out ' your Powel and
Intestines with a costly waste of Digestive
Juice, as Salts, Caetor Oil, Calomel, Jalap,
or Aperient Waters always do.
No Cascarets strengthen and stimulate
the Bowel Muscles, that Hne the Food
passages and that tighten up when food
touc!i" them, thus driving the food to Its
finiV.
A Cascaret acts on your Bowel Muscles
as if you had Just sawed a cerd ef woed, or
walked ten miles.
Cascarets move the Food Naturally,
digesting It without waste of lomorrow'l
Caatrlo Juice. '
The thin, flat, Ten-Cent Box Is made
to fit your Vest pocket, or "My Lady's"
Purse. Druggists 10 Cents a Box.
Carry it constantly with you and take a
Cascaret whenever you suspect you naed
on. '
' Be very careful te gst tho gsnuine
made enly by the Sterling Remedy Com
pany, and never Bold in bulk. Every tab
let stamped "CCC." W
2BFKBT0 eonrtnee say
i W woman that P.
r? t T) Mm Antlptl will
li improve hef haallh
Ul-L-. and ia all w elalm
U U MSK-JUM tor It. We will
send her ahsoluutly tree a tarze Ulnl
x t Paxline wi:.a bonk of laatrue
Uobs uti4 g-natna lomlnioalnU Send
joar naute tuad mldrou oa a postal eurd.
WS7351SKri!T.l5S eleanai
farftiima, mivti a naaat eatarrh. prlvlq
atuih aotl tnfl.w.ini.HiUm eaus ii fry tciu
aiaa ills co ?, torn Uiront and
an jiith, Wt diroet U il tretinnt. lm cur
atiT power over these t.-nable is oxtrs
ordlnary ami glvus iinDirdinto reJtt.
7bouanti of woinna are aclng and rto
omxifiiiliBS tt every day CO ocuti at
eiurrlHtaorby Biall. Rrmrnbrr, bowovrr,
IT ;oTat TOli Htyi llLhU TOTBT IT.
imm n. paxio oo., Bxt, mm.
iPiiioL
Positively ear4 by
taciao Little rillf
TScy alto rclteve Dis
CARTERS
rPlTTUE
tress from Dyirpf psla, In-
fllff pcioc and Too Eeartj
Itlnr;. A berfect rcra
ody lor Dlxr'Jiws, Kr.uwfi,
DrewBlne;:, Bad Tnnte
tn the Month, Coated
Tonfrae, Pala la the Side,
TOKHD LIVFR. Choj
IVER.
regvlata the Bowela. . fnretj- Mccetahle.
SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Ganoine Mint Betsr
Fao-Simile Signature
SUBSTITUTES.
Can't bo cured by druri; you
know ttiat. Hut It can be Dr-
manently relieved by our home-ma-Je
remedy. Uaad tor years wltheril a fa.tiui e.
Costa S2. Uits n lile time. P ftE booklot.
THE HOME SJENCDY CO.,
Eox 1, Station G, Clnvclssd, Ohio
Piew o?.d Liberal
IN
Wes'ern Canada
NEW DISTRICTS
Now Open ?or Sedlemesl
Soma ef tha chotcast landa In tha trtin (ravine
boltuaf iwialuitciwwanand Alborra hara ra-antir bsen
opanod for aattiirnt ui4rtKa Favle-j Hoiiiaioad
fcaruwtioni! of Ca uda. Thonrande of hoinaaiaadsof
I bO acrra aach ara now availatla. Tha ntw itula
tiona mftka It po;'-alv-lo fcr aniry to he mv!e by troiy.
Iha ax'ortunliy thit itvny In tha Unlta-j SUtta bava
bean waitii.f icr. Any member of a frn Hy tna- rrwlre
antry for any ottar man-ikor t-f the fi.r i!y wlii w
ba entlilad to make entry for hlmui f cr ha-s .
Entry miiy rfw Io made bnfore tha Arrtor
At'ent of th Dittrlrt ty rcxy cnrArtitn conditions ,
by tha failr, mothsr, n. dAUthtor, brothor or t:
tar of an Iniaiiinif hjcnuMenio;.
"Aay even numberri eoctlan ff Eor.tinca
lands in Mamtr.-ja or the Hortii-vcs'. Pnniacti,
eacr, -ri 8 and Jo, not rtsorvc1, rrjiy ho home-
atai.doi! by axy poraou the tele oaad of a tcruily
or mala oar If years of to tha extent ol
oae-uartere3ct.6n, of V.i aorjs, c-.c-reorless."
Tlia fee In each raae !11 be $10.0-1. Churchea,
choolaai.j nutkeia c.iv'i!ont. Haillhy clirr.ita.
aplendld cro; a ai.d i.-ood h.w. Caul j:o-mif at'd
Caitlo rnltlrg (jrirK-ll Inuuatiie:.
For furihoi wnlcni.rs aa to Kj'ss, Pmiis, Bsit
Tltna ta Co a. id Wlme to Luca'e, aivy to
W.. D. Prott, hiipirintendi-iit ol limn ration,
Ottawa, t.iuaila. ...r K. C, llo'wi, ,i; JjLk-n.u
M..St. l'aul. Mine, uud J. M. ;.UcLi.-l:l.u. ..
Ilo, Waterluwn, to. iiakuta Authum J tidver
aaeot Aleuts.
flaaaa oui ahera aoa tan thle adrmiuu:Bt.
(ntonte a itta r.v mrr
.Una or ITATIONCftV
laamDlea. rnauouiii.aLt
tmO. oux City Mwapaper Unleii,
ewiaa. uu. xwrat
to
CARTERS
If IVER
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MY DACJ;
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r.kln
tf Tfsuty fs n Joy rr.r-
VP 7.
T. Follx Oourtuu a o...jii;...
Croam or Mcaloal. Bojutlfior.
BomT Tnn, r'nT'ia.
h..v-.t. i..iS J -
Haiti, Hud .a V eaf
Bnil l very Bintiru
AfwV ili-.ftli"n. It
JutFt.d ll trsl
Cy f( frj ye-ir. ai..1
It o trailras
tajiiol'. '"hupuu li
in rr-o.- fuaiio.
Accept noowmtcr
Ml of s'.uUiar
rmf. Pr. Ji. A.
f . r ft:l 1 to a
lnd ef tun hunt- t
t a (a ;ii'.n
44 Aa' von ladlcS
1 Tcoiomir.d ?
aXln uro' "rm ion.'' K' r Kl lr al ilrMMitta and ! ar.cy !
li r" , in the Cu.ivd Suita, Can,iaa and Europe ,
ra3.T.r.:?ir.s,rrcjK, 37 Gtui a, s'j km .k
DeViorni.'-le OutlooU.
Itevolutioiciry (lOiioial (in Cubn)
flnvp jh;i calli'il tlto roll of the army t li :s
nioruinjV
Subord'nnto Xn. srcnoril : It isn't fr
rufiary. llo's on this sick lUt. Chk'age
Tri!)itne.
Fn r ft TUm' 1inra nn4 ill WTm riMn
I I O liiinm'Kj' 1 urrd r !' an. ' r
fc.r.. R..iot,. fur Kr, i Hlal :kI trutiM.
bU. li. U. ULIM U.. lul u tuM, fkiuaalpki,
One V. lio find Fonad It.
"Whore sliall tho woary find rpst?" es-
' claimnri thn Kov. Dr. Fourthly, with dra
matic emphnslH.
A soft snoro from thn pew occttpind by
Deacn Uurilosty waa the only rHionse.
Mis. WlnRlow'a South Syrup for Cblldreu
tewtliltii wifteiiB the KuniH. rediicOH lnrt:ui.
matlou, allays pulu, eiuee wiud colic, 2ou a
buttle.
A class of little folk in on English
elementary school were recently abkeJ
to define "a lady," with curious results.
The definition of Lizzie' aged 7, will
strike n responsive i-hord In the heart
of the buay 'woman and shows that
Liszie iuui;t w an ohsurving person. "A.
Ltdy Is something Y.kn a man," says!
Lizzie, "but she's got long hair and
she's got n dllTerflut face and different;
clothes, and she's got a lot of work to'
io." Charlie, agetl (t, is Impressed by:
the difference between the sexes. "A
lady" he finds to be 'different from n
man because n lady has different
ilothes from a man, a lady has different
ayes from u man, a lady hns a differ
ent body from a' man. and a lady has
different suovs from a man." Howard,
aged 7, gets iu the siiine facts from a
flifferent point of viow. "A lady." h
says, "lias not got some tron-trs, bnl
i m-in luirt ,f.il- fi'iitwi tniM":''i'j " A s-ic.
! lint PliHVtie vein' rililer thin l'i lifS'.t
ane, thinks that '"a .lady is a nice wo:u
sn beaurw she don't have torn ctotlii's,
ai:d aha has a woch with her, uud she
las a chaiie on f!o woch."
. Br Wlparlea.
Tbe President stood at the bow of tha
itaomrr, look in i; tluwn at the Uu'bitl, boil
iug watera of thn great river. ' ?
"I)iiu't it susr;r:st woianthIu.it to yon,
llr. ProsidcntV" usked one of the Gov
ernora, in nu iiMil-Ttuno. '
'Kins;eat joiiieiliinsY" said the chief
executive in a load tone, n.i is his wont
wbtn aajrboil.y tries to be coiilideutl-iil.
"Supieat aj.nothini;? HowV WhatV"
"I t'a it's running." ;
(In a etill louder tone) "Well, why
sot? V"Uy slioiilu't it run?"
"See the parallel, llr. President? A
freat many of tho pBoido thin!; "
(lAiider yet) "No, I don't see any
parallel. Ever do auy lisllin,'; In tliii, riv
er, Uoveruor? It isn't much for black
ba.w or uiuiintjiiu trout, but you can
eatch some whalirts biff catfish."
Subsequent remark by tho Governor to
one of the other Governors :
"P.lauie, hiiu, I can't make out whether
bis 'no' utill holds or not 1" Chicaso
Tribune.
Aleilders, tv!:o had eaien a hearty brak
rt of ham and ex:;.-t, wilh the usual evi
iencea of tb meal oa liis sliirt frout and
waistcoat fur Mcddcrs was a bit caro
se in his fe.idins leaned buck in hi
dialr with sei-can satisfaction.
"Well." ho Kaid, "I iM b.atir.J Pll So
low and ordnr that autt of cloiJies I have
een intendinj for fhe last month or more
:o add to ruy varujolr."
"If joti will take my advice," sinaest
id the feitiiuinii nutocrnt of tint bruk
!ait table, surveying him with marked
liaplcasure, "you'll jot a pejijier tind salt
mit."
".Vbat for;"
"To go w'th nil ifc.it MTf."
Corri'otecl.
It was at a reunion of a gallant Irish
reglmeut, and In duo eourne a member
res to express his curel'ully leliearscd
seutimeut.
"Here's to tu' ould I'ifl.v-lilnth," he
iMii'im, hotly, "Ui' last in th' field an'
tu' first to lava nt!"
"Ye iiiuddlor !" shouted a compatriot,
''.raising to his feiit. "Hero's to th'
.raid Fifty-ninth, tvjtiil to irdie!"
PLEASANT SUMMER.
Hlvht l''iixl tho I aunt,
A. Wis. woman says:
"I was run down mid weak, troubled
w!:U nervousm-as a'nl headache for the
last blx years. 'J' ho hast excitement
would iunb nu- nervous und cause se
vere headache.
"This suuiiuer I have been eating
Grape-Nuts rrtmiarly and feel better
than for the six years pa-it.
"I am not troubled wilh beadache
ni:d nervousness, ami web.'h more than
I ever have before in' my life. I gullied
5 lbs. in ono week."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Kcad tho buok, "Tlie RoarJ
to Wellvlllo," In pkys.
"There's a Ueasou."
XN THE GOOD C13 TIMEX
Quaint ('toma that ISecntl 1-1-nlly
Odd Mnnnrrx.
In the Hrnt plmi the woods are full
ttt nirn. runs "Th Ciironlcltw of a
tjuwr (Jlrl" in th; LsidiiM' llama Jour
nal. Tlicy 'tf ninnpriius tln bkihI
of tho nrni, aul life tm liitiM'rxtlnK, to
put It mildly. In my time tlwro was
ih auoh tUlnj: hfi tbi imlrlut; ofT of oun
pouplo to "kicp coiiipnny" for yeiirs at
a Rt ntch, to tho exclusion of other
friends.- A plrl &h lrev to at-ceiit the
dttputlon of nny nml nil young nieu,
and liuvp n li.Trcut -,ort to every
ilamv, picnic ur pirty of the 8t:tu.
Even nn vuxajred Kii'l va not exixjcteJ
to go only with her (lance, but innde)
things lively hy pnterlnlnlm and (lolnj
about with difTcfent youn men und
keeping the, couiniunity uion the qui
Vive n to which would be her final
choicf.
Thjjrn w:m no tlmo f(r Idling In those
days hour for -fooling dull euro owl
biiilliijtf strn neivsslty. A pretty girl
was likely to spy front her window un
Interesting grotm of pedestrians or a
dashiiiK lioreinun at almost uny hour
lu the day. If she went dowutowu
(she did not ro often, jj.'iiUo reader,
an kIi-Ih do nowadays) It was strange,
Indeed, If there was not rivalry us to
which of the young i;lhtnts should
walk home with her. Oil Sunday the
rear grata of the sancutary were com
fortnbly , filled-with 'young Rontlouiea
of no siM'eiiil religious professions, und
It wan hy no menus the least Interest
ing feature of th'. service passing out
of the church door and down tin? line,
Kiulllug and beutowlng glances upon
them as they stood with raised hats,
gravely saluting one pretty devotee af
ter another us she came out with the
Sabbath halo ai'imnd her face.
There was a custom, now obsolete.
no doubt for lack of muubers us well
as spirit, of giving a pretty girl
"grand rush"- on Sunday nfteniooua.
As I look baeJc now I can see a phalanx
of hats and tromwrs, audacious faces
and buttonhole bouquets moving nloug
the village street
H--:"Ki:'''i-;-''''W'44"a
STARS OE STOMACHS. i
X
Rosanna has boon many years la ser
vice in a certain college town, and Is
well known to all the friends of her
employers. One of them. Just returned
from u long absence, stopped Lor oa
tho Direct to make Inimtrles ubout- tha
health of tho professor, who, she bad
just learned, had been ill.
'I do hopo lie Is better," she said.
"Neuritis is enough to endure ut uny
time, but coming this year, 1 am afraid
Ins must have felt tho Interruption to
his work: even harder to bear than tho
iain." ;
' "Yes'ni, ho did tliaty Uosanna as
sented, symj atlietlcally. V'Do was that
f retry alout his darlhisr big book there
was no imclfyiuj? the man. .
'15ut he's over it now, ma'am, and
enjoying grand (rood health, and the
book Onlshed entoiroly, and him busy
writing another - wan. And 'tis not
tthout the stars, ma'um, at ahl, this
time; 'tis a dlscoorso ou the fuslilou
uble diseases."
"Put, nosatinii, that's impossible!",
cried the lady. "Why, be doesn't
know anything about diseases! lie
wouldn't know mumps from menin
gitis!" ', '' ,
"Exclpt for me knowledge being cou
tralry to it,. I'd be of Uiat way of
thinking me.sllf," adhiltted v Itosanun,
confidentially. ' h "Hut ony yesterday It
was I heard him say to the mistress,
exultlng-like, 'Conjrrntnlaro me, Alice.
I've finished the-appendix !' So ya See
ina'am, 'tis diseases for cariain.
"Ah, 'tis the wonderful man be Is! !
Slurs or stumloks, uhl's one to the
brains of him!" . .. i? '.
This compliment Itosanua'a hearer '
who did not enlighten her concerning
the different Vhrletiea of - apjmndlx '
later repeated" to the professor, who,
na-rts stoutly, that none he ever re-
celved has afforded bha moro, thoroutfu
fctitlsfactlon.
Ilia Soai - IHU IVo Pool.
."There's that son Bill of mine," said
the old farmer as ho chewed at, a tooth
pick and looked out acroso tha meadow.
"I've always considered Jllll about us
near a fool its tb-y tuuUe 'em. Oue day
In May he cr.:::e home from town uud
says to me: "
"'Dad, too whonV crop's short by
aoo.oQo.uo :,twinris.'
" T,"' of It?" says I.
"'V.'hotifs (joins to Ji;mi).
" 'Woll, let 'er jump.'
" 'But you've ot $00 In cash. Buy
wheat nud make half a thousand.'
" 'Hill,' says I, 'when I waut to play
tho fool and lose my 200 I'll come to
you for advice.'
"That liot him up. Just as I mant
it to. lie bad a hundred of bis own,
and next day he went up to town agin.
Ho dldu't siiy nuthlu' for a week and
then be suddenly shows mo a . baulj
book with $.7)0 to bis credit.
"How'd you do Iff says I with my
eyes bnlin' out.
" 'Dad,' he replies, 'when I wnnt to
auswer fool questions I will give you
the nrt't clriuce.' ,'
"He'd put his hundred Into wheat
and made half n thiuisuud, and evel
aluce that I've' been ssorrer tlilnklu' that
he hain't so much of a durned fool but
what he ml'ht make u purty fair law-,
yer."
I'crfr-t'lloiii
"What is your Idea of a p(!i'fe.:t hu
band';" asked the Kcntlnieutul girl.
"A perfert btiHbaud," annwered Miss
Cayenne, "is one who will submit to
liny utuniiiit of reproof because he de
luycd dinner lo s-'o tin eleven-Inning;
bHi:el;ill auie t t'l-J liiilsh and u.-ver
once nllud!' to the shuihir delays occa
sinned b' hl'i wife's tb'votb'ii to lllu
trnte-l lectures or piaiiis'.s." Washing
tou Star.
After a n.uii n-iii lies nevenry, living
must be a 8",,d devil like waiting to go
to a dentist's to Law a tooth pulled.
The devil Is iui;.!;;y mciin, but he
punishes others If they tlu not behav
tbemsol ve.s.
N woman ever admired a naau after
etttiag ttlm asleep wilh bis uiuutn open.
01 IJ k t?l Kf, lJ II The c.mdj .lor ol the
ittrTllMElr-JTCi .-l.. A "d for amo (l.nt? hud Ills oye
TW-'StNZVJ IH. seuti-ed to ! tial.lug I
"rU X-Jr I x. use to speak- to the lady nc
Mrs. Michael Davltt la ctf.ectln th i
wuiuents left .v lief late livvlnihl ,
with a view ti na'-J.is " auiifa'.:0 i.ne
prepared. Sirs solicits tie loan of any ;
letters or paiwrs recrnvd from buu by!
bis friends, a.td undertake their ;
poiujt r"tiua. j
"S:m:eless Sin" was the title tlrst !
nr;vted by lTof. A. Kos tor mn
Tolume f essnya on certain well-concealed
politic evils. Put at President
Iloosevelfn surest Ion, the Uk U to be
called "Sin and Society." Mr. Uooe
Velt indorses It and Is godfather, to tl;'
extent or nu luU'oductluu, a well us
ihrlstencr.
11. Fielding Hall, author of "The Sou!
of a Pwple," has lu the press u Tolume
called "The VSoul of tie World.'' TU j
new book scema to be an interpreta
tion of ltuddulsni and Christ iuuliy. ua
favorable to the luter. Mr. Hall's ;udy
of the P.urnieso Is one of the most in
teresting books lu lCngllsh mi au east
ern people.
Cblcugo has twine years to spend be
fore It can survey Its Htnvts in the
fashion adopted by the Loudgu Daily
JNews as follows; liow many reader
t Tbuckeray have parsed down Young
street to the Kenslngion pohtolllce and
have been aware that lu No. U those
immortal works, "Vanity Fair." "Es
mond" and "Pendennis" Uisi saw t!ie
light? Gower street," uguln, Is a pome
what monotonous street of prosperous
looking middle-class houses. 1'cw ptn
ple know that In No. 110 Charles Dar
win wrote certainly not his "Origin of
Species," but bis famous work or)
"Coral Reefs." Again, lu 00 Great
Queen street, Boswell wrote a cousid
eruble portion of bis famous "Life of
Johnson.' At C Frfth street, Sobo, Wil
liam llazlltt during the last elx mouths
of his life wrote some of bis must nota
ble essays. As for Charles Dickens,
London teems with memories of that
great novelist. At 48 Doughty street
he began "Parnaby Uudge," lluislved
"Pickwick" and "Oliver Twist," and
wrote "Nicholas Nlckleby." At 1 Dev
onshire Terrace , he finished "Baruuby
Itudge" .and "Dombey and Sou" and
wrote "The ?Id Curiosity Shop," "Mar
tin CbuzzWwlt," '"Hie Christmas
Carol," "David Copperlield," "The
Cricket on the Hearth" and "The
Haunted Man." At Tavistock House
lie wrote "lileak House," "Little Dot
ritt" and "A Tale of Two Cities." Hen
ry Fielding wrote "Tom Jones" In a
bouse ou the site of the present How
street police station, and Smollet wrote
"Humphrey Clinker" and probably
"Feregrlne Pickle" at Monmouth
House, Upper Cheyne row. Hlchnrd
son's "raiuela," "Clarissa" rml "Gran
diiaon" were written nt The ti range,
Nortti End, Hannncrsmltli, occupied for
some time by Sir Rdwnrd Burne-Jouei.
At 24 Cheyne row tho sage of Chelsea,
Thomas Carlyle, wrote "The French
Revolution," "The Life or Frederick the
Great," "Past and Present," "Oliver
Cromwell's Letters and Speeches" and
The Lire of John Stlrltug."
WORLD'S OLDEST CITY.
JBrlcUa Token Out of Rains nt Bis
nija Bear Date of -IBOO U. C.
In u sand-swept belt of ceutral Paby
tenia, that country of.nueieut rulus, lu
a reglou dangerous and deserted bo
cause far from water, uud on the bor
der of the territory of several hostile
Arab tribes, lies the low ruin of Bim
ya, says Dr. E. J. Banks lu Putnam's
Magazine. Few explorers navs evi
visited It, and those few did so at the
peril of their lives. Dr. Peters of Nev
York, while excavating at Nippur, dis
covered at Blsmyu a clay tablet f an
BncJeut date. Gerumu explorers ere
reported to have saUl that the ruins
originated with the clvillautlou of the
1 Arabs. However, not only ths age of
the reins but the name aua.nuiory ol
th ancient city of which they are com
posed continued a mystery until ra
ceutly. : '
Christmas day, 1903, we began exca
atfug at Iihmiya uud the result was
the discovery of the oldest temple lu
the world. The walls of the tower soon
ripptwTcd, the summit was cleared and
the first Inscription discovered uon
the mrfaco was a brick stamped with
tho name of Dung! of 2750 11. O. Just
beireatu It wore other bricks bearing
he name or UrGur of 2S00 B. C. A
little lower appeared a crumpled piece
of gold with the uaiue of Narniu 1lu
of 3V0O ii. C, and just below that level
were the large sguaro bricks peculiar to
Sarpou of aiSOO 1!. C, probably the Urst
of the Semitic kind's or Babylonia. Al
though we hud dm? but a meter and a
half below tho bricks of Dungl we bail
revealed several stiatu exteudin over
the period from iiToO B. C, or mure
tbau 1,000 years, and still eleven me
ters of earlier ruins lay beneath us.
We dug lower. Unknown types of
bricks appeared, and two aud ' hall'
meters from the surface we came upon
a large pluttorm constructed or the pe
culiar plano-convex bricks which were
the building material of 4500 IS. C.
A Don aad 111 .Name.
"There was u dog case which ex
cited miu'h attention lu Bcrliu fcome
yearn ugo," sti'd u former resident of
that city. "A citizen complained to the
authorities tigaiiint a neighbor who, he
said, to nnuoy him, gave his mime to a
mongrel cur. 'He culls my mime,' he
Maid, 'ami when I turn around he
laughs nud says be was tailing hi.;
dog.'
"'What's your mime?' usked tbu
magistrate.
"My name Is fSi-hulz.'
"And do you call the dos SchultzV
be niiktHl tho other man.
'"Yes, your honor, but I spell It
with a T SehulU.'
"'Cull him without tho T,' com
manded the magistrate, trying to lonk
ser'nus The man did bo, the il.r,'
came to him and an order to change
tbe uume or be lined followed."
It sildom pleases a man to lu told' .
yor in guouuess or greatuess or u&oiii
ler.
illmon oat'
on the
or au
rose the
til'le. T!i. puwacr finally let t Ul
cut nv, took one besd 1c her. and wh
they ba I conv.irstl ,fur n few minute
the l::'y s.-ttn-.e I to bo protesting, Sud
do ccailurlor's pportnnlty had coiuc
He stepped f.it-wi:'d and said!
"M.klum, If IhU man Is 'orelnj bis
altcnthm upon jo he mm-t rosu.ua
his own sent."
"lie Is not exactly a stronger to me,"
she admitted.
"Put o;l seemed to be annoyod,
madam."
"I am not exactly a'liioyivi, but t
wish he wouldn't tall; to me."
"I am simply arguing it uise," ax-plalia-d
tho man. ,
"Yes. bi.t th.ue Is nothing to aricut.
Wo hive boou married and dlvnrceJ
twice, and now, I've married another
innn, and we can't ,he mavied again
until h" dies. Glvo It. u;. .Ilmmy S've
ll ii)t ami go buck to your seat." dil
"ago News. .
Am lixevtl!lt.
.."The surest way to uinkn your h.ime
ri-iniMiilieivd through nil the aii-s." the
philcNophicat boarder was siyiug, "is le
c;etitn!i Koine mouuiumual crane or some
tcti-ij'cc misdeed t La t 'shocks the finer la-stini-rs
of humanity. It has been so ever
since the days of Kroetrattis. It is
now. Take the case of ttat young Whal's
his name in St. lmis who threw a pop
htiltle uud nearly killed a baanball urn-
pilT."
TIED 'j?0 A CtlAir.
roittitu l llov About o:t Acoount
tf Klj!iy Trunliloa. ,
Mrs. Anna P.eobo, Ulvcr mid Monroe
Utrectr;. Anoka, Minn., says: "! hail to
sit in a chair' day
after day nimble to
move about on ac
count of rheumatic
pains In my back,
biM and Ics. I was
.bhort of breath and
..... t .1
.ft.
rv . Lw j " . 5 i'UH o li i u
0$'pgAW least excrllon. I bad
('- ' ' sl'Jft d 1 z v. y Kpclls nud
r " bearing down pains
anil the kidney Secretions were much
disordered. I thought 1 would not live
long, but. since using I loan's Kidney
Pills 1 n'm u different woman, can do
iny ' own work . uud have no fear of
those 'troubles returning."
Sold by all thmlorx. 150 cents n, bo:c.
Foster-Milburn Co UuOalo, N. Y.
Curvud t'uka Cull.
The second day after tho new maid
came the mistress bad couipauy. Just
before the 'callers arrived the maid
said, eonlUlimtlnlly :
"Shall 1 go out uud telephone to you
while they arc UeivV" !
"Telephone?" exclaimed .the mis
tress. "Whut on earth should you tola
phone to mo about?".
"Oh, anything," respouded the maid.
"1 always did It ot the last place I
worked and the place before that. Tho
ladles wanted me to. It gave the Im
pression that they were very popular
uud were overrun with engagements."
Put the mistress, remembering many
raisjdvious telephone calls that had in
terrupted the- conversation when she
herself had been enllltiK, declined to
P'.ifvhnse popularity ou tboso terms.
Chicago Inter Ocooa.
' It Wna Sortt:d.
"Yes. I "was out In all tint storm.!
My raincoat was soaked, and "
"But you can't souk a ralucoat, you
know." ' ' '
"I cnift, hey? ; Here's tho check for,
It." Kansas City' Independent. ' ;
$:0J Reward, $!00.
i Tho rfiirliTM of thla pnprr will lie plcnaoit
tit li'iii-u tlii:t Hicre In l ionst out- difinl"
nlif-are thnt acUuirc lii.s licun able to cuiots
a Iim sliim-.i, und tluit Is C'.turrli. Uu.l'a
I'lU.-iril) t'uie Is luti only positive curu uow
kiunvii to tha rni'ilUul rrjtvruliy. Cutuii-u
I'l'liK n riiualltutloiuil distiiau, reqiilrve a
luiiHiitutioiinl tri-iituH'iit. Hall's I'illarrb
I't.ii' U t:il.fii hitiTU.illjr, nctlaii dlrmtiy
npuii i Ue tilu.nl mid niurouj aurfu.-es of tlu"
tymcni, tlicioby di-.l x'yyiua tlm fouiidiitluu
'r I lie llisi'uae. nud clvlng tbu pHlluut
c! 'i ii-iii i,y iniildlng up His cuustltutlon aud
a.'b.tlii iiMlm-y In (fuln Its work. TUi)
I'l-ojirleiora bave o liucIi fulib In lta cucn
live power Uiat ti,,y uffer Oue Hundied
, lnll!ii for nny ease Hint It falls to cure.
i Komi inr lit nf tiallmiiMlala.
A'l.iNsa F. 3. ClilLi'.'IiV & CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by ail Trtierlst, 76c.
Take IJolJ's iiumlit pill, for constipation.
Ilia Mild ILlcL..
"Tliporetlcnlly," muttered tho profciisor,
tioclii'ting the Kjnnll amoaut of chauso
lliut hail been luuuled back to b.'m, "all
the in-oduels of nature omrb-t to be free,
but Heme of tbeai coat lilo blazas."
lie had juMt v'i'J his bill for electric
lighting.
EASY'S rOZEIJA CHEW VORSE.
lloattllnla uuil Dneloru 'onll Mot !(
11c e 111 in Hi: I t'uticuira Itemed lea
u Bjtrfil y, luiiuciil lire.
'Kczema appeared when our baby
Was .ttivi'e mo.'itlis old. We applied to
several doctors end hospltaU, I'le'li of
which rave us saiuctltlug dilfcreut,
cvt'i'.v time, but norhin;; brought relief.
At last, ope of otr.1 friends recommend
ed tj us Ciiticui'j Hoap ami Cullctira
Ointment. A few ihtys afterwards 1m
pruvemeiit' could be iftcd. Since then
we have u-vd nothing but Cutlcura
Soap and Cutlcusvi Olutmont, aud now
the liaby !s x months old und la (julto
cured. All that we used was one cako
of Cutlcuru Koap and two boxes of
Cutictiru Oiiitnifiit, costing In all $1.L..
('. F. Kara, '.'A'.', Hunt 0."th Street, New
York, March 'M, ltux'."
PUTNAM FADELESS'JYEf.
Coiar mnrt eaads krujhlef aaa laalcr rolara Ikaa asy alder ays. Oaa 10c packsea salara all likara. f kef vs la cold valet aflcr tkas lay arsrr lie. Tee eaa ft
H taraiSrileliUulsiaaiataiian. wnlaler lie saJl -U, le ,s,nitacs aad tU Calsra, JtHVG GOu Quinsy, Ulinli
stc? v;oman
him
First, tbatftlmostcveryoperatlon
In our hivipltul. performed upon
nnmnn. x:eonics nooosi.ary bocausa
of neglect of such symptoms as
Rackache, Irroffiilarltios, Dlsplaee
monts. Pain in tho Mile, Prajjplnjf
Sensations, Dizsinnss and Sloepioas
hum Socoad, that LydUE. Pinlcham's
VofTBtablo Compound, made from
naCivo roots and herbs, has cured
moro ca!9 of female ills than any j . .i
other one medlcluo known It rcg- i , vi i
ulates stronfrtboas and restores women's health and Is laralusnlo m
preparing women for child-birth and during tbo period of CbaDifo
Third, tbo ffrcr.t volumo ef iinsollelted and prateful testimonials oa
filo at tbo PlnUh-un Laboratory at Lynn. Mass.. many of which are from
time to Una belu'f published by special permission, five absolute evl
tlonco o f the value of Lydia L. Pinkhain s Vcjetablo Compound and Mrs.
Pinkham's adxkc. ....'-,
Lydia 0. Pinlcham's Vegetable Compound
For tnoro than 30 yoars has Wen curing Femalo Complaints, such as
Pra-rijlntr ftiii.utlons. Weak Hack, Falllnff and Displacements. Iu
flattimatioa and Ulceration, and Orffanlo Diucasea, and it dissolves
and exptri's Turaora ct an early Btajfo. " " '
Mrs. Pirkhatn's Standing Invitation to Women
Wo-xen "ctTeriRff from any form of femalo weakness are Invited to
wriia Mr:. Pinhhan. Lynn. Mass. for advice. She is the Mrs. Pinkharnwno
has bicu nlvWinsr alek women free of eharga for, more than twenty
THftra. am
1 W-fnxi thatsbo assisted
(1 hatu In ndTishirr. Thus fcho is espeolaUy well qualified to guide Blck
t women bd.- n health. Write toilay, dou't wait until too late. ,
NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER
I THH SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL COUNTER-IRRITANT. JT
Capsicum-Vaseline.
IXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE
PEPPER PLANT TAKEN
DIRECTLY IN VASELINE
DON'T WAIT
COMES-KEEP
A OU'CrC.SURE, SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAJN.-PRICS I5e.
IN COt-LAPSIUl E TUtES MADE OF PURE TIN AT ALL DRUGGI31 S AND
DliALERS. Orl BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF 16c. IN POSTAGE STAMPS.
A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster, and will riot
blister the most delicate skin. Tha paln-allaylng and curative qualities cf the -article
are wonderful. It will stop the toothache at once, aad relievo Head'
ache and Sciatica. Wo recommend It as the best and safest external counter
irritant known, also as an external remedy for pains In the cheat and stomach,
and all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints, A trial will prove what
wo claim for It, and tt will be found to be Invaluable In the household and for
children. Onea used no family will bo without it. Many people eay " It Is
the best of all your preparations." Accept no preparation of vaseline unless
the same carries our label, as otherwise It is not genuine. '-'
Send your addresa and ws will mall our Vaseline Booklet desorlblng
our proparatlona which will Intoraat you.
17 Stalo St. CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO. New York City
Unas fcv taF XirfJ
33.00 S $3.50 SHOES
i nni mi
-Tv HES FCR EVERT MEMBeH OF-ott
1We FAMILY, At ALL PRICES. A.. . '
g? FX fVtt'QPH i TAinHnim wa oon araaaW.L.
"t wafa-Ji' fcJ I thsui mnytkliiar mmnufmaluref.
THE UV. 9"W V.T. L. Ooiitd.'U aboes ttro r.orn by more Jieople
la nil whI a ofi ifo t'l.in auy ottiar make la liauau.ie of tlioir
nxiMlinut at'.lo, e.iav-tit ing, and suiioriur woorlnj quolitiea.
'J Iib ai'lorliuii o tli-aloiunars nnd otbor inatnrlala for each part
of tjf ithiJ a ii o orv (lj;ail of tlia makina i aloultetl ailcr hy
tho f.a-u com , hi .n oti-i. atioa of suixi ii a taailan ta , S uren.on and
n' ili iil iiw au.nrs, vau woaive tU higaiiat wuKaa paid la toe
shoci uiliiit.r -, nsdwlto o wurtmuimalp caunat ta excelled.
if t could tut a you nt? nylunjr fuctorija at F nickton . Macs.,
ands'iu v you ha w onra.ullvA?. L. lioueia- aboaa ara made,: ou
KouLUhon urnlontiuij wliv thav hutil tualrshape, Si LetUir,
riar utif -r a "il nr.t of rrpn pr v-ilun Mint) anv othar maka.
US if OtAiii a.nd fii.V 'J fGEShoam crnnot Ae cmaattatf mt svajr pafeA
O AU I iO Iv 1 'A' to louuit.a Imve V. L, l)mi:;l.i naoua and pricn htammd oo butuiui. 'IC.4li
,'V'o NnbllKutr
ask youru-aier ror t . x-. 1'oiirih. nnoos, i no cannos auppiv -you.-aarvr
ho ', nvrtr wl.-ei.e by uiull. Catalog irca, W. L. Douglas, brockton, Maas.
Connldurafe Ilrldearronm.
A girl and a young uisu, both of
whom had steady jobs, were married
the othor day. Tho dy after they wers
married the girl said to bur fond bus
baud, "Oh, Uuorgo, uow that we are
married there Is only one thing I re
grot, nud that Is that I bave to give)
up my fluo position." t Tbe fond young
husband stroked tha silken tresses of
Lis young wife's balr aud soothingly
replied; "Now", darling, don't worry.'
Tou uoeJu't give up your position. I'll
glvo up mum." Kansas City Star.
BotwVeii Frleada.
Nan Did you notice how dreadfully
that piano uetied tuniug? .
1'an Wby, no, dear; 1 tliousut U bar
nouUeJ perfectly wliU your voice.
Wliaai'aaiVlwa'VaiHWI'Jfillii H" is.njan
' f-iiiTTP'
wm
ALCOHOL 3 ;R CUNT.
AVegelablcPreparalbn&rls
slrailailng tic FoodantlRcfiuli
ling (lie Stomachs aruiBuWisQf
waiifw
Mi
ac
Promotes DislionjCke rfur
ress awl Itestrontalns m)&a
Opiitm.Marpliine noriMiatxal.
Kot Narcotic, j
i "t'ii(
)
JA,Mte$Jtsr
mm
t'mmSivil-
t'.ii'i - 1 "
I'-'i'-'r
Ancr
Ik n . Sour Stuto'h.Dlarrluita
'orrus ,(,onnlsibns.revnsh
ncssaudLocSOFSiiUiP.
Ii:;5'-ab i;atuure of ' ;
NEW YOTfK.' "
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Ejtatt Copy of Wrapper.
L laTrTi1. li fil i.r.i .Vi ih'. .iJt
mliiiin-. imitamilra
Ta ' v i-'il': M.
her tuotber-in-law, Lydia b. J ink-
TILL THE PAIN
A TUBE HANDY-
kisai
BEST IN '
THC WORLD
ma
. 1 - , t ji i i.-i . ;t
Mueurlor Aaitxaatl.: fit t
Girl with th8 Otbsoa qirl Nea The
airs that odious Mrs. Nookuaiivoa1"
naif! Have you uotieed the absurd fuss
she makes over that sore-eyed poodle1. r1og
Girl wilb the Julia Murlowt Kibjiln
Yes, but that Isn't Hie worst Of ft'" Bhe
snulls big nam "faydsau."." - ctnitiiv
Hides, Pelts uud WoolTo ,et f ul
value, ship to tho old' reliable K, iW.
Hide and Fur Co.. MlnVeapOltsMfrin.
A Stl.sor. t'.t 9-i i. '
Mrs. NaggerPrlitp-yoBi'reaUl, It
was ou a railway train Hut wenrtrst
mot, and Mr. Naggar Tedu'but
It's too late now, for,.nitv ;u (so com
puny for damagps.T-'4uWeia)ldAc4a-.
iulrer. swia
8. C. N. Vi
' So. ,4a-tp67
; Li : p ' '-
For Infa.ntarw.nd Children.
Tha Kind You 'Havo
AlwaysBought
(H-lilUu
OSIt'fi
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3
; Boars
; Signaature
VMS ciairaoe o-n, ftcw raaa f mr.
iii i hi ii nnr' rV r 'i it irrr-t fir il.
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Thirty ;Years:
