Dakota County Herald DAKOTA CITY, NEB. IOHN H. REAM, Publisher. A musician complains of his wife's Cats. Fiddle nt rings! A Mexican oil syndicate is forming. Purely there will bo no attempt to frater that stock. Harry Thaw's nephew In n mission ary In Syla. He might hnve' tried It first on the family. . Hereupon the deceased wives' Bisters In England may legally and properly assume a waiting attitude. That Kansas man who Is reported to bo turning to chalk probably saw no pther way of making his mark in that State. There has been another advance In f the price of radium. Fortunately It Is possible to operate the kitchen with out radium. George Gould recently snubbed Count Jionl In Iondon. We have not learned the particulars, but It Is probable that Bonl had struck hlui for a quarter. . "When the devil dances, decent peo ple should bo In bed," shj-s the Raltl anoro American. If he Is In the vicin ity, some people would prefer to get un der the bed. Richmond Pearson Mobson and Julia Marlowe were born on the same day. It will be Indelicate of Ilobson If, know ing this, he willingly permits people to Hud out how old he Is. A London tailor says that green frock coats will bo fashionable for morning wear next season. After that It will be more difficult to tell whether A man la fashionable or merely crazy. Charles Blondln, who once crossed Jffagara Falls on a tight wire, Is said to be living In Connecticut, "doing odd Jobs." It is a safe bet that none of them Is as odd as that Niagara "stunt." A granddaughter of Mrs. William Astor It going to marry the divorced husband of an opera singer. Some men have such luck. They go through life without ever being compelled to work at all. The seismographs keep recording big earthquakes that cannot be located. However, as long as tho earthquakes continue to happen where they oun't be found there Is not likely to be any seri ous public protest , In thirty-two centuries, asserts a Chi cago university professor, man will re Tert to cannibalism. After that It ought to be easier to decide what should be done with trust magnates who try the people's patience. Queen Alexandra has set the fashion of carrying a muff In summer by going about London with what Is descrlled as "a dainty triflo made of flowers, feath ers and chiffon or tulle" to match her toque or ruffles. The Queen does not use It t0 ke('P her hands warm, but as a portable pocket for her purso and handkerchief. "It Is Impossible," soys the Philadel phia Record, "not to admire tho tem per of John D. Itoekefeirer." Mr. Hock efeller's physician has given him twen ty-five years more of life, his golf Is better than It bus ever been In the past, ho bos ceased to bo troubled by dyspepsia and, according to his own statement, he has had little or nothing to do with the Standard Oil trust for years. Why shouldn't he be In a good temper? Trof. Harry A. Garfield, recently elected president of Williams College, la a son of James A. Garfield, who was an alumnus of Williams. The retiring president. Dr. Henry Hopkins, Is a sou of the most famous president of Wil liams, of whom General Garfield said that d log with Mark Hopkins at one end and a student at the other was a university. Tho two distinguished sons of distinguished fathers In one insti tution furnish valuable evidence on tho luestlon of Inherited ability. The Minneapolis Messenger tries to Interrupt the work of reform by Inject ing the old notion that reformers should first reform themselves. Gov. Itlddlo ays that Just now It Is very popular to criticise the railroads and the trusts. 1'robably they have brought this upon themselves and possibly they ore not setting any more tuau Is coming to them. But It may be well, while call Ing attention to the beam lu the oilier' eyes, to search for the mote that is In your own. As for Instance: Have you ever reiurnea ror taxation all your property and at Its true value? Do you use a seine for fishing? Do you shoot game out of season? Are tbcro weeds m. your street front more thau a foot high? Do you use an abandoned well as a cesspool? Do you run your auto mobile faster than the legal speed? Do you bury dead animals, or throw them In the river? Do you pay tho preacher what you promised him, or do you ex peel your salvation free? iht vou leave your horse untied on the public afreet? Do you pasture your chickens u yonr neighbors' gardens? Do you use profane language on tho puhll atreet? When your neighbor Is out of CTuln, do you charge Win Ave cents tusbc more for It nt your own door than you can get for It after hauling It rto town? Do you put the large pot toes on top? Are you ns careful rentea property as ir it were your own? Did you ever Jn your whole life return a borrowed liook? Or an urn brella? Do you listen with avidity to the mean gossip ubout your uelghhor? Probably few people think of pcucils la eouneellon with the subject of for estry, but there is a very clone cotincx tlou between the two. Every year there re manufactured In this country nine 813,0O0,iKX ix-iu-lR and that uieuns consumption of 7,;hm),(Kjo cubic feet of rood. It liUppeus also that the pencil manufacturers have to be particular about the wood. It must be, a one of, the circulars of the government's forest service Bays: "A sft wood, even and straight grained, free from defects and one which will not. check or warp." Now there Is Just one kind that seems to be entirely satisfactory and that Is the heart wood of the red cedar from which much the greater percentage of the total output of pencils Is made. Taking Into consideration Tie fact that there Is great waste In getting the right quality, that the trees ore confined to Dixie land, that no systematic effort has been mode to husband the supply, and there Is n prospect of Important changes In the pencil Industry In the not very distance future. The circular says that "it Is certain that somn of the mills now In operation must, shut down inside of a dozen years, nnd this regardless of any measures which may tie taken In the meantime to protect the yonrg growth." It Is calculated that a stand of seventy-five to eighty trees for pencil wood will show profit of G per cut at the end of sixty years. For n man with n small holding and a Ion? irt toward the grave this Is not un attractive investment, but It Is pointed out that pencil manufacturing corpora tions might wisely Invest lit largo hold ings and care for them In a scientific manner. Suggestions for their proper ire are given, and It Is a satisfaction to know that In this ease ns In many others the forest service Is doing n ork that should prove of very great value to the people. The pity Is that the government was not aroused to the necessity for the work before such havoc had been wrought'wlth the coun try's magnificent growth of tlmler. WITHIN ARCTIC CIRCLE. limns of NaCnre's Irony the Cotton rinnt of the Fur orlh. The climax of nature's Irony In the arctic Is the cotton plant, says tho Cir cle. Wherever cotton blooms, declares the miner, Ice Is not far below. One may trudge for miles through fields of cotton, the white, silky tops swaying defiantly in tho arctic breeze. The blossom Is silky, dainty, Illusive as the down of our own yellow dandelion on Its way to seed.. From June until late August the tundra Is white with the cotton plant. Unlike the cotton of the Southern States, the fiber Is short and soft, having more of the texture of silk than of cotton. The cotton plant will, In all probabil ity, some day, Is? tho means of develop ing an Alaskan Industry, giving employ ment to thousands. To-day, however, the cotton fields are purely decorative splendid sweep of Immaculate bloom In a bleak, tlmherless landscape, guard ed by hills ever hung In veils of deep est purple. In great bouquets It Is oc casionally met In a miner's shack, while not a few housewives gather the otton for pillow filling. Throughout the cotton fields flowers bloom In abnormal splendor, ns becomes country In which the sun shines con tlnuoiisly during summer's voluptuous reign. It Is nn Intoxicating Joy for the flower hunter to gather great nrmfuls of purple larksupr, bluebells, monks' head, primroses, sweet peas, beautiful purple and red asters large as the most cultivated lilies of the valley, baby breath, yellow arrow, sage rose, pink and white arctic geranium, crimson rhododendrons and giant flreweed, nil growing on tho hillsides. To enumer ate further Is to reproduce a flolsts' cat alogue. RAILROAD WRECKERS. More Strenuous Workers than Fire l'lichtern In II I it ( lllrn. The career of the wrecker on a big railroad Is like that of a fireman Ir. tho lire department of n big city, only more strenuous. Like tho tlremau, the wrecker is on duty every second day and night, and, like the tlremau, tho wrecker braves bll.zards and sleet storms, often facing hardships nnd cruel suffering nnd even death for the saving of life and property. Hut whereas even In emergency tho II reman never covers an area greater than tho most populous section of a elty the lino traversed by tho wrecker covers a hundred or more miles and whereas the llremau Is In touch with at least such comforts as he may snatch while on his feet, not Infrequently tho wreck er Is landed in the heart of a wilder ness miles and miles from tho nearest town, and the pangs of hunger ure add ed to privation. Sometimes when a big wreck has happened and cars and engines are piled high on crushed and mangled bodies the wrecker Is rushed through darkness and snowdrift to work from twenty-four to forty-eight hours with out even a chance to take tils cap off. and Just as his "Jab" Is nearly com pleted along conies nnother-nlarin that sends him sixty or seventy miles In nn opposite direction, where box cars and coal cors have heaped themselves thirty feet high, paralyzing tho road and costing thousands o' dollars' worth of loss lu time and pre 'go almost ev ery hour. Dcsplto these hardships, the danger, the excitement and the bustle of tho work endear It to the men. Applelon's. The Old Cnlfakln Shoe I.nee. The modern boot lace Is anything but a luxury. It Is nearly always Just too long or a little t' short, and. iiltliou.-h made flat. It soon becomes mrled with a little wear. In the old days laces were made of calfskin, and nearly ev ery furmer was an expert. He would cut a disk of leather three or four Inches in diameter, slick the point of a sharp knife blade In u lmnril, pls.ee the thumb nail the tbtckness of a match from It and quickly draw the string through the opening, tho perimeter be ing reduced the thickness of n match at every measure of the circumfer ence. Then the square string was rolled between the sole of the sine nnd the floor till perfectly round, after which It was greased with tallow. Such a lace would last for months. Hound lines nre now made of fiber, but tls'lr shine soon wears off, giving them a much worn appearance. "iHig on that foil woman," said a man to-day, "I cua't do anything with her." There never was a man who could do anything with a foui wowaii. CORRECT WAT TO SWIM OS DRY LAND. ::i H i kA.-.-: . V'V '" . V J. " , :S ..-. - r,.t a SWIMMING WITHOUT WATKU : AN INVENTION THE STROKE. "Mother, may I po out to swim?" "Yes, my darling daughter. Hong your clothes on a hickory limb; Hut don't go neur the water." One naturally concludes that tho daughter will learn very little of the art of swimming If she oltcys the com mand of her mother, for water always has been regarded as Indispensable to swimming. It Is not so any more. A contrivance has been Invented which does away with the necessity of Mary Ann going Into the water when she wants to swim, and It even renders it unnecessary for her to hang her clothes AUTOS DEADLY A3 WAR. Flsrnrea Prove that Automobile Ia lied Peril of Civilisation." The automobile, with Its terrifying nnd dally Increasing list of permanent ly Injured, dying ami dead, abundantly proves Itself the Red Peril of Civiliza tion. Wherever It goes upon the high way, when guided by the hand of n speed-crazed devotee, tho motor car leaves lu Its wake a trail of destruction, desolation ami death. The long list of accidents this year show that the execution wrought by the motor car Is more deadly by far than that of the Spanish guns at San Juan hill. Since Jan. 1, 11)07, nt least 1U per sons have been killed and 3f!2 Injured In the United States by automobiles a total of 47B. After the battle of San J u an hill Lieutenant Colonel Roose velt's report showed that of the 400 0 4fj4P' yyii i TUB FLYING DEATH Hough Riders who went Into action only "Eighty-six were killed or wounded." The record of the automobile Is writ ten lu red and that red Is the blood of Its many victims. The vast majority of these persons were killed outright. In addition to these there were many oth ers who were so natuy injured inui they died later, but their deaths went unrecorded lu tho teeming columns of tho newspapers. Hut this roster of tho dead, appalling as It IS, ny no means rciueeius me sum total of the destruction wrought by the automobile. In this country to-day there are hundreds of men, women uud children with broken legs, arms, ribs and .skulls, with crushed feet and marred faces, who have been perma nently disfigured or crippled by the ruthless automobile. In almost every way that could bo Imagined have Injury and death been Inflicted by the lied Peril In the hands of reckless drivers. lu many cases the drivers themselves have gone down to destruction with tho machines they pro polled. The long list of accidents shows that many were killed and Injured as a re sult of radii. Speed lovers, crashing along the highway by day or night. have been hurled to death against rocks and trees and telegraph poles. Oth ers have lsen thrown from skidding au tomobiles on sharp corners and dashed to destruction on hard pavements. Many have been killed by collisions with street cars, lire engines, passing vehicles, railway trains and other au toinolilles. Others have met their fate on the perilous race course, where mad men had assembled to risk their lives lu breaking an old speed re?ord or to established a new one. The Red Peril Is n living nnd fearful thing. IndlauaiMiUs Sun. Sure I'nouiih. "Slick Pete si-ems to have got next to that young dude," said tho tlrst bunko man, "but I wonder what's the use." "Oh, there must be somcthin' In It,' replied the other, "fur Pete don't waste bis time." "Well, anyhow It looks as If be was trylu' to do somethlu' fuolislu" 1'hllu delphla Press. In this world the hardest knockswe get are dclJTercd by our supposed . t rleuda. FOR PRACTICING on n hickory limb. She can go swim mlng with her clothes on. In brief, It Is nn apparatus to teach In schools and nt home the movements of swim ming. From n stout wooden frame hangs a series of slings, one broad ono for the body and two narrow ones for the ankles. From bands the pupils swings, and makes the leg and arm mo tions of swimming. The leg slings are balanced on weights nnd pulleys so ns to allow of a compensating motion. Tho Invention Is German, and Is meeting with great popularity In gyninar.lunis and physleol culture schools. A WOODLAND DANGER. However, the I'olson Ivy la j t'tterly Without Merit. There are few persons In the esstern part of America who are not' familiar with tho common poison .vy Its sin ister three-fingered nvea creeping alongside the harmless five-lingered woodbine or Virginia creeper. Some persons are immune and may pick the leaves at will, but others are so sus ceptible that the wind will carry the poisonous vapor and bring discomfort without contact with the plant Itself. Cows nnd horses feed with Impunity upon the vine, but it Is terribly poison ous to dogs, producing convulsions which result In death. A volatile sub stance which forms salts when com bined with alkalis has been Isolated from the leaves, known ns toxlcoden dric add. This resembles formic neld and Is the source of the isdsonlng. OF TUB HIGHWAY. More Interesting to the many suffer ers, says the New York Evening Post, Is the fact that a certain cure for the painful skin blisters Is found lu a so lution of potassium permanganate. This blistering effect on the skin was taken advantage of bj' old-time doctors and administered in cases of skin disease. One roods that In 1(5 K the jtolson ivy was Introduced Into England, and In 17!S was used as n medicine in Europe. Even before this the juice of the plant hod been used is a marking Ink, ami Is to-day widely mploycd for that purpost. It resists soap, acids, alkalies and bleaching pow ders, and yields only to ether. So, when tho nature writer Is out In the wilds, away from stores nnd human dwellings, mid his Ink gives out, n splendid substitute may be found In the Juice of the poison Ivy which will guarantee the physical permanence of tho record of his observations if not the veracity of the facts themselves. nother commercial use for the Juice of this plant Is In the manufacture of a blacking fluid for boots and shoes. ilotv Doll Are Mode. Many big things are needed to makt a small doll. She has her beginning In n great trough, where workmen knead up luto a dingy paste old cardboard, even old gloves, old rags and gum tragacanth. They nre great brawny fellows, these men, naked to the wolsr, wearing leathern aprons. In an ad joining room the paste is poured Into molds for the busts, the arms, the leg of dolls Innumerable. There Is a spe cial machine for stumping out thq hands. I should not like to confess how long I stood In front of It, fas. ciliated by the steady stream of ijueei little bauds that fell ceaselessly froui the Iron monster. It was awful, uu canny, hypnotizing. Indeed, tho wholo sight was grim and monstrous. Tin low factory rooms were misty wltlj steam aud lit by strange, red glowlnq fires. Always the great steel niuchluet pulsed and changed, and through thii mist sweaty giants of men went to and fro with heaps of little greenish arm and legs until you began to think thai some new Herod had kilUM all the Ht. tie people In tho world. Everybody's, There are a good many reasons why a woman Is never on time, and union,- them Is one that no man ever recog nizes that she has a great deal to da "feoofcf f?o WoM" &rtd PonQtrcJQ ffG Most 6?ArciuQ &nd fn?OirprfdJtfa Heftan &? tfie Goa Time was when Africa wns cnlled the Dark Continent, partly because so lit tle was known of Its vast Interior, and the maps furnished by the cartograph ers took so much for granted, when they did not absolutely misrepresent the country. Hut the Dark Continent now Is fairly well explored, aud parts of Its Interior nre ns well chnrted os many places nearer liome. Hut Asia, even now, centuries after Marco Polo traversed it, seems to contain much that Is new, because It Is so little known. That part of the continent which lies along the Himalaya and on Its crest, has been so little traveled by moderns that uutll the Hritlsh entered Tibet by force recently the country practically was an unsealed book to the outside world. An adventurous Englishman, David Frnser, who represented the London Times in Manchuria during the Russo Japanesewar, litis just finished one of the most remarkable journeys ever un dertaken In Asia, nnd has brought back some most alluring photographs and an entertaining tale of his experiences. Fraught with Excitement. Even lu the remote East, where civ ilization still Is of tho most primitive pattern, It Is not Impossible to take a Journey without having any thrilling tales of danger to tell. The people In the iuterlor of Asia are as a rule pa cific, and the traveler who does uot make himself offensive to the natives generally arrives at his Journey's end without serious difficulty. To imagine there ure no natural dangers Is, of course, erroneous. There nre; for to climb some of tho Highest mountains In the Himalaya range Is Itself an an experience fraught with excitement, and, at times, of positive danger. Mr. Eraser, indeed, nearly lost' his life In attempting to return by way of In dia, through a pass blocked with snow. The regions In which he traveled are generally held to be the wildest and most Inhospitable In the Eurasian Con tinent, but the traveler, who had as companion n Rrltish olllcer, succeeded lu making his remarkable trip without any serious mishap. After the close of the war Mr. Era ser decided to make a survey of the interior of Asia, in the little known regions of CUiuese Turkestan, Tibet, Chinn, India, Russian Turkestan and Persia. Of these, perhaps, Chinese Tur kestan Is the least known to the outer world, nlthotigh Fersia, beyond the chief cities. Is nlmost nn unknown quantity to the average person, even if tho latter affects to be experienced. Tibet has been entered by several trav elers during the last decade, notably by Sven Hedln. The Tibetan war, If the conflict may be so dignified, brought thut hidden country to the front, nnd many of Its peculiarities have become familiar, although Mr. Eraser found there was still something to learn there. Russian Turkestan has been visited, along the line of the Rus sian railway advance, nnd, consequent ly, is not altogether an unknown coun try. In the course of his wanderings through this high region, where for mouths at a time the traveler was at an altitude of n mile or more, Mr. 1'rascr crossed the Himalaya three times, and also made journeys across the Knrnkorum, Kuen Leu, ami the Alai, the names of some of which are unfamiliar to most readers, lie used mmie of the most remarkable modes of conveyance. Through Chinese Turke stan Ae had to rely on camels; In Tils't the homely but entirely efficient yak wos used, and in parts of his tour he Eiade use of a donkey caravan. In addition to these means of transpor tation ho also covered 800 miles on foot. Some of the ground covered by Mr. Fraser has been traversed by one or two other travelers during the last few years, but the part of Tits't lu which be wandered may be said to have been never trod by Europeans. He was much Impressed by the hill country of Slkklin, a small State north of India, which nestles at the foot of the Him alayas like a pass through the great mountains. At one side lies Nepal and ou the other is Hhoton. Heyond lies the weird and mysterious country of Tibet. One of the World's Marvvl. The Sihk country, he relates, "Is probably one of the most marvelous regions In the world, presenting, ns it does, lu dose proximity tho rich lux urianiv of tropical vegetation and the wintry solitudes of everlasting snow. Marching along the slopes of one of Its exquisite valleys at a height of 8,.rSK) feet above sea level we came to one point where we were able ti look over a precipice that hank straight down for '2,() feet to the bed of the Teesta River Itself, here no mure than 1,6iK feet above the sea. "On the opposite side of the valley was a deep rift In the tree-dad hills, and lookiuj up this gorge the eye sur mounted rlde after ridge In quick succession, until It finally rested ou the top of Klnehinjunga. liS,150 toft, the third hl.iiest mountain lu the world. No more than thirty miles separated the Teesta from the top of Its lordly nelghlwr, and In the dear air It was almost Impossible to believe tho dis tance was so great." The panorama spread before the traveler at this point did not fail to make a conquest of Mr. Fraser. "It looked," he suld, "as If the very foot of Klnehinjunga was set In a tiny thread of silver that gleamed far be low us, and that his mighty flanks rose sheer until they ended In the twin white peaks, 2(i,(i."i0 feet above. The dark hillside and rushing waterfall, of serrated ridges and gloomy gorges, of blue glacier and lofty snow fields af forded by this scene Is surely one of the wonders of tho world." Peak Five Miles lIIBh. Heights of mountains lu the Hima laya region, where they ore the great est In the world, are difficult to com prehend by those who have never been so fortunate as to climb, or attempt to climb, these , Immense elevations. But a fair Idea of the height of Klnchlu junga may be had by the simple state ment that, could the mountain be laid on Its side, and Its base placed at Del aware avenue. Its summit would be found to be nt (10th street, or within a few hundred feet of five' miles. The traveler found another marvel ous country In the regions stretching north from Simla, where official Indln spends tho "summers, l.lMJO mihs west of Slkkim. "From the sumuior capital of India," he says, "the foothills of the great backbone of mountain lie tum bled In Inextricable confusion nnd scored nt Intervals by the sources of the famous rivers that give its name to the Punjab. The first encountered Is the SutleJ, rising in the distant mountains of Tibet and racing through dark gorges until It debouches In the plains 300 miles below the point where we crossed. Over the Jaolewrl Pass. 10,200 feet, we cross luto the lovely volley of Kulu, which lies about 4,000 feet above the sea. Then over the Uo- tang Pass, 13"0O feet, into Lahoul, a country hare and desolate beyond be lief, and nt no point lower than 10,- 000 feet. Crossing the Shingo Pass. 10,000 feet, we are in the most rugged of ail Himalayan countries, Zanskar, where we cross four passes of over 10,000 feet above sea level before de scending Into the valley of the Indus and reaching tho ancient and curious town of Loll, ll.."()0 feet." Travel Through looillnml. Hero It seems that the voyagers have hardly made a beginning, for immedi ately north of Leli lies the Kharduug Pass, 17,800 feet, quickly followed by a drop to 10,000 feet, aud then another rise to tho Sasor Pass, 18,000 feet. "Between these two," says Mr. Fra ser, we engage a large caravan or ponies to carry the baggage, for In fourteen days' travel tiiere will be no habitations, no food for man or beast. nor even fuel by the way. Everything must be carried except water, of which, alas, there Is too much In this sum mer season, when the hot buii daily at tacks the eternal snows that flank the route. From the top of the Saser we drop Into the valley of the Sliyok Riv er, l.",100 foot, where great glaciers poke their snouts across the valleys and choke up the passes. Through a long, doop gorge we slowly and labor iously climb to the Depsatig plain, a great stretch of smooth gravel beds, 17,- 000 feet above the sea, and over which we take a day to travel. "Heyond Depsang we rise to the lofty Kurakoruin Pass, 1S,."i() feet, and In throe days later cross the Suget Pass, 17,000 feet, after which we drop down to U,(KM) feet, and once more en counter human beings and some vege tation." Krtim C'nmels to YqLr. Arrived nt Kurg.ih, the travelers were on Chlne.se territory, and the ponies were exchanged tor camels, for horse transport is useless In tho bed of the rushing Karakash River, .which had to be forded many times during the four days they followed Its course. The SanJu Puss. ld.OOO feet, had to be sur mounted, and this necessitated a change of the baggage from camels to yaks, for only the latter patient beast can climb Its steep and dangerous ascents. Chinese Turkestan, says the travel er. Is a desert Indeed, but his route lay through a sucees-doa of the most de lightful and refreshing oas.-s, where "milk, cream and ii nicy, vegetables aud the finest fruit lu tlu world, are ob tainable almost for the asking." At a height of only .,ii;ti fct. accord ing to Mr. Fraser, travel U easy and pleasant compared with tho toil and hardship of the in uiutaiiious regions passed. Tile travelers rested at Kasli gar, and then plunged into the moun tains once more, crossing the Alai range by the Terek Pass, U'.Oi'n feet, and then finding themselves in liit-s'.an ter ritory. There were still ih) miles of caravan traveling bet'or. t lie travelers reached tlw Transeaspi-m railroad at AhdIJan, whence they were sped to A kabad, a town ou the Persian Iwrdor. Meshed, the famous city of pilgrim ages, was reached after crossing moun- tain passes of the comparatively low! level of 7,0tM) feet. t'nnB'ht In n Illlssnrd. While crossing a Persian pass nt nn elevation of lO.OtjO feet the explorers were caught 'In a blizzard, but they es caped without even a frostbite, and continued to the tomb of Omar at Nal shapur. Finally the route took them to Haku, where the adventurous part of the Jimrney ended. In the course of the tour across unknown Asia they traveled about 2..""i()0 miles on various primitive modes of transport and about ktanr on looi, lo s;i,v noiiiiu oi int.' count less miles covered by railroad and by carriages. RATTLERS AND BEAR AT PICNIC Iloys Start War of Annihilation' Anions; Sunken t nnllire Cub. Hoys ut a picnic at Greeley. Pa., re cently had mre fun, snys the New York World. Much of It was due to the fact that there has not been such n drought In like County for fifteen years. The Delaware looks like a lost river, the beds of the smaller streams are dry. The picnic was held at Rattlesnake creek. In which so little water retnalna that It does not hide the bowlders on Its bed. Every boy had a putty blower, made from a straight piece of aider, from which tho pith had been punched, leaving a e:;!!ier big enough for a bird shot. Soon the boys discovered a colony of rattlesnakes preparing to cross the creek toward them. Every like County boy who Is not n nature faker knows that a rattlesnake hates to wet Its rat- tlcR The bnva hhl In flip hnuhpa fiiwl waited. Twelve rattlesnakes were in the approaching bunch. The biggest started ahead to recounoiter, the oth ers waited on the bank. The scout snake made his tortuous way from bowlder to bowlder,' and finally his rattles, dry, reached the pic nic grounds. He rattled a wireless "all right" to the eleven, which crossed In Indian file. The boys turned their putty blowers on the snnkes and tired fast nnd accurate broadsides. Maddened by the hall of shot the snakes turned ou one another, and soon every one lay dead, killed by the venom of each other. The twelve snakes' combined length was sixty-five feet. Rot- this ivna lint nil tbe fun. Ar luncheon the temptlug odor of honey on the sandwiches attracted a very small cub bear from his home In a neighboring wood to the picnic ground. The boys fed It on bread and honey and took home a real but docile teddr bear. Kopolt'on Trusted Ills Omens. Napoleon always had nn unlimited trust In his presentiments. When the news came to him that one of the Nile river bouts, the name of which was L'ltalle, hud been wrecked and the crew put to death he gave up all hope of ever completing his conquest of. Italy by annexation. Napoleon believ ed that the stars exercised an occult Influence over human destinies. When General Happ, at one time his aid-decamp, returned from the f iege of D.mt sic he found the emneror gazing with concentrated 'attention at the heavens. "Look there!" shouted the emperor. "It is my star! The fiery red one, al most as large as the moon! It Is be fore you now, nnd, nh, how brilliant! It has never abandoned me for a sin gle Instant. I see It on nil great oc casions. It commands me to' go for ward; It Is my sign of good fortune, and where It leads I will follow." A lu'erful Hint. Anion,'; the presents lately showered upon a Maryland bride was one' that was the gift of an elderly lady of the neighborhood with whom both bride and groom were prime favorites. Some years ago, according to t! Woman's Home Companion, the dear old soul accumulated a supply of card board mottoes, which she worked and had framed, and on which she never failed to draw with the greatest free dom as occasion arose. In cheerful reds nnd blues, suspend ed by a cord of the same colors over the table ou which the other presents were grouped, hung the motto: "Fight on ; light ever." One of the Farmers' Trualtles. "To illustrate the damage clone by the hail some weeks ago," said a prom inent Cedar Township farmer the other clay, "there were two wheat fields about n quarter of a mile apart In my neigh Isirhood. Before tbe hall the prospects were about even, but one threshed out seven bushels per acre and the other seventeen showing that the hail cut the crop ten bushels per acre In the field over which It passed. Columbia Statesman. Stie Knew Her. "Yo-.ir friend, Miss Passay, has be come quite chummy with Miss New combe. I don't suppose there's lmi'h difference In their ages." "1 can't answer for .Miss Newconilie, but there Isn't any difference In Miss Passay's age. She has been 21 for the past ten years, to my knowledge.". Philadelphia Press. On Oil I'll. "Yes. I sleep In the garage now and the chauffeur sleeps In the house." "What's that fcrV" "The chauffeur' Is troubled with In somnia tied the midnight rides be took in my car In order to pass away tho time were altogether too extensive.", Cleveland Plain Dealer. KilrUK. "That summer resort proprietor is a sharp one. Isn't heV" "l should say so. I fell off the dock: and he charged ine for an extra bath.' Cleveland Leader. When a man does a creditable thing, people say he didn't do It ; but he Is often accused of doing discreditable,' things he didn't do. How a wo'iian with a mean husband, regrets that she didn't, as u girl, allow greuter apiircciatlou of her father.