TiE CHARITY IEL By EPFIE A. ROWLANDS CHAPTER XXI. Naturally when Jack Glcndiirwood "But, Jean, dear, what hns Dingle enme homo' from Beignton (he truth about wood Homo to do with Murray' inso- Sheila came out. "I hnppcnM to rail at Dinglewood for a moment. 1 wanted to pnk to Twist about thnt horse he mid he would buy. and fmml the fair Sheila with that. Pair fa girl and her Lancelot all ready to start off for a ride. They proponed ac companying me, and I agreed, though I could have done very well without them. Audrey laughed aa he related the re- I hy suits of the ride, and Jean'a gray eyes flowed with triumph. "I wish I had told him what that odious woman said," she observed to :Andre, when they were alone in the I drawing room! "ho ought to know of her dared. "The dear boy being a good five yeara older than your ladyship, laughed Jean : but ahe found It a very easy tsBk to be nice to Willlo Fullerton. Ills oncn admiration for Audrey won fier heart, and ahe felt that before long this pleasant young Englishman and her- elf would be good friends. To begin with. theT both cordinlly detested Mr, a Fairfax and her daughter, and tljat waa a very good foundation to commence upon. The week following Mr. Fullerton'a arrival was, to Jean Thwalt'a thinking, the pleasantest that had come aince ahe had left Broadborough. To Audrey. It waa ouletly happy J the Dinglewood folk gave her a little breath-1 Ing apace; Sheila and Lady Daleawater I having gone np to town to arrange about I the masked ball, and ahe bad her Jack nearly alt to herself, for Jean and Willie I Fullerton fraternised warmly, and were I much together. ' Andrey'a lettere to her I mother that week unconsciously betrayed I . the feeling of her heart. She wrote free-1 insolence." yon wni rind It is ; but why should It dis- ,,',.,. . - ., ... m i ' SSvstuJ 1 1 V & rtVf- fA "-fe ft "It would only vex 1.1m. and I den't tress you? Remember the time it takes Ah. .1.1 she no know that only too well? rtJTA fit. 4f. jZ&Li SJ realv mind" Audrey answered, though to make your complexion nnd bow will TI ''"' WiNWh ! V J ' Y 2 l she bad bee much hurt for the moment, your ladyship have your hair dres.ed to- - - iJ'X man's'sn ' V "besides, it Is oil so vulgar and disagree- night confirm the J X -4f4l f 1 tfirjnSk W . .He Why should we trouble about M Audrey smiled at Jean's grave mimicry ZtZl.l V C lAW SljV'N On the last dav of October Y illie of Murray s voice. . , . , ,, , . ... , ' ' - 4 f f f r , 4vi iVi'i t. -ec ' F "icrton came dVwn to Cralglands. "Now iet s go down, the crr.,,e Is , - XtSZlS ? " ' JiM ' t llA i greany to Audrey's delight. .1 i da M, Fullerton will be the canghrZr' t WJiwd y. Joyously, not in the atrained fashion I thing Is going to happen, and that An that bad seemed to hang about her of I drey will find aorrow, not pleasure, at late, and Constance Fraaer, away alone, I bearing her great suffering with cour age and patlenee, rejoiced aa she read. Alaa! How little did aha think those lettera were the last happy ones Audrey would write for many a long, weary day. Jack, too. tired out with perpetual ex citement and worry, basked In the sun- chine of hia glrl-wife'a love, and reveled ia the gladness her presence gave him. Two daya before the masked ball Sheila and Lady Daleawater returned to Dingle wood, and drove over to Craiglnnds to discuss all the arrangements with the -Glendurwoods. They found the four young people out In the1 grounds playing lawn tennis.' - "I have come to ask Lady John what aba la going to wear at the ball. Oh, I Iknow It la a great secret, but I will be tray It to no one," Sheila said to Jack, 'a they walked away, and then she tried to tatch bla eye aa ahe gave a very palpa Ible sigh. Audrey good-naturedly offered to show her gowa and domino to both Sheila and Lady Daleswater. Jean Thsvslt bad been carefully excluded from the Invitations. "Lovely! Beautiful I Exquisite!" cried Bheila, as Murray unfolded the beeny aatlna and held them forth for Inspection. "And this it your domino, Idy John?" I "Black and ailver. It waa Jack'a Idea. Isn't It pretty? Look at the design over ta YinitlftpFfi " 1 the shoulder "I wish yon would pnt It on ; I should like to see It to much," Sheila next ob served. Lady Daleawater had not vouchsafed to come up and see the finery, ahe was In ar too bad a temper. "An artlat from London la coming down to sketch us all. Ha arrives to day. I think he had better begin at nee. I wish yon would allow him to .. sketch yours. Lady John." "I shall be delighted," Audrey said, cordially. "Shall he ome here or mutt I go to him?" .Sheila's cheeka were quite rosy, ' "Oh, there Is no ned to trouble you. Just send Murray over with It. She night drive back with ua if you can .r. her " Audrey, only too glad to find Sheila apeaklng so pleasantly, agreed at once, and so, when the Dinglewood carriage drove away, Lady John's maid rode In It, carefully guarding the box containing .the black and ailver domino. Audrey meant to have told Jean about this, but all idcaa went eut ot bar head as the carriage disappeared, and they rushed to finish vEelr game. "I say, baby, here's a bore," Jack Glen- durwood said, aa be entered Cralglands at dinner time on the evening of Sheila's ball. "I can't go with you te night, after all." "Oh, Jack !" Audrey clasped her hands In despair. I am disappointed. I don't think I shall go, then. What la the mat ter r "Benson baa telegraphed me he must see me at once on Important business; something gone wrong with the election. X suppose. I'll get back aa quickly aa possible, and come on to you if I caa. "Your dresa looks ao lovely. You ssould make such an exquisite Black lirunswieker, Jack." "Well." laughed Jack, kissing her. "I swill try and get into my line togs; at least, it I cannot manage the Black Itrunswicker, I will doii my gray domino. You will be able to pick me out, won't jou. fairy, even though I am masked?" "And you me?" Audrey added. "Don't forget to look for the black and silver, Jack." Dinner wat hurriedly eaten, and Jean waa much grioved for Audrey's sake that Lord John eould not accompany her. After Jack hud driven away, the two girls ineuuted up to Audrey's pretty bed room. "You must bo my maid to night, Jean," he said, as they tat beforv (he tiro fur a few momenta. "Why, where it Murray?" "Oh, she wai very rude and I was obliged to send her away," Audrey an swered, a shade falling yi her (ace. "There bare been a gre.it many coin plaint about her downsrairs." "I hopt you told Ird John. Andrey." -lie said. "No? My dearest, believe mo, yon are wroug this perpetual attacking of you. Believe me, if It wero one known that your husband bad pot bta down, yon would And Dimjpesrcad House would lonrn liow to hMmc Itself." lonee?" Audrey asked, nniclly, More than you imagine. Audrey. Audrey was sd'-nt for n moment. "Jean," she said, looking up with tear In her eyes, "vbv Is it that they they nre so oriici? What have I ever done to Sheila Fraser or Lady Daleswater that they should hate nie so?" "Ton have offended Lady Daleswater your beauty and aristocratic bearing; jou have made an enemy ef Sheila Frnscr because you have robbed her of the man she meant to marry." "Jean:" Audrey turned pale. ."Is this true?' "Ask - any one about the nlice. and great atart as Willie sauntered out of the smoicing room In His ordinary evening dress. "Why are you so late? Have you been sleeping?" Jean demanded severely. Willie colored and stammered out nn excuse, "If yon will forgive me, I have such headache, I " "You want to stay at. home? Certaln- ly. Jaan, look well after him. Oood- night, darling; good night, Mr. Fullerton : you really do look alarmingly 111," and ao, laughing, Audrey drove away. Jean stood gazing out after the car riage. Willie had never seen her look like that before, and It puzzled him. "I say, Miss Tbwnit, you are not vexed I did not go, are you? I I am Jean turned to him hurriedly, "Not vexed, Mr. Fullerton. hut aorry. I should like 'you te have been with her to - night. I hardly know why I aay this, but I have a presentiment that some- Sheila Fraser s masked ball." CHAPTER XXII. A huge ballroom had been erected on the lawn, with light, wooden walls, and one cone shaped roof; the floor was par quet, and at smooth aa Ice; a smart mili tary band was to provide music; supper was served in another temporary room, and the drawing room, hall and conserva tory were turned Into a lonnge and prom enade. Audrey felt quite bewildered as sho found herself In this throng of variously colored forma, all with the black lace or allk covering over their faces. She wished vaguely the had not come, then that she had Jack with her, or Willie Fullerton. Suddenly Audrey became aware that two people were talking close to her and that they were spenlring of her. "They call her a beauty 1" one womnn's voice said. Audrey could recognize neith- er 0f the two. "A small. Insignificant rltb her black hair nnd thing like that, staring white fare! ' Jack Glendurwnod did the worst day'a work be will ever do when he mnrried her! What can a low born and bred girl like that know about social duties?" "And yet they say ahe wat a great success in town." iney say oi course tney say so. Well, ask Gladys Daleswater and you I,.. tl, tnl I mil in u u uim "Ah, it waa a aad mistake! Such a nice fellow, too ; be should have married Sheila." "I can't make out why on earth he didn't ! This charity girl business seems to me to have been very well arranged by Mra. Fraser. Why, everybody knowa he has always been in love with Sheila. They are together now, I just caught aight of them as we came along, hla tall gray domino beside her pale-blue one. I expect he tells her all kia troubles. Sheila it ao fond of him. They ought to have been man and wife, and would have been, too, but fer that pasty-faced, upstart creature I" Andrey'a limbs seemed frosen, her heart a lump of Ice. What was this she bad heard? What ' horrible nightmare had come over her! So this waa what was said! "Sheila and Jack!" Aaln and again the phrase rang In her ears. "Sheila and Jack!" They had always loved; they loved now ; and she she, Audrey, the low-born, lew-bred charity girl between them. he stood A moan broke from her burning Has ; she held one hand pressed close over the other so tightly as almost to, tear the gloves the wire. Her' brain waa on fire; ber head reeled. She eat te quiet she might have been a figure ef marble, not human flesh and blood. Not even in that one moment of I actual peril on board the Mona had she felt aa she did now. She was stranded before ahe had sailed beyond the sun- tipped waves of youth and youth's sweet dreaming. Suddenly she awokn with a start. A voice was calling shrilly in her ear, and a hand was placed on ber shoul der. "Lady John I know it I you by you domino what are you doing all alone? L'1"1'1 it tun? Aren't you enjoying your self? I never waa at anything so lovely in all my life. Dnu't you know me? I am Alice Fairfax. It is such fun being disguised like this. But you must not sit here all alone. Lord John is enjoy ing himself immensely. I met him walk ing in the gHrden with Sheila just now. You see, I know all the dominoes, and can pick people out quite easily." "Yob you are sure my husband U here. Miss Fairfax.?" les. He hns been dunciag with Sheila. They are out in t ho garden. 1 you want him? Shall 1 go and find him : or why nut come with uie. 1 know jut where they we." Audrey's simple, lovinj heart v:is obluze with jenlmisy. So be hail conic, and had gone In Sheila lirl wit '.unit lo-ik-Ing for her? What If thosu cruel tinjr;i hid Bioken true, th-it already he was repealing his bargain, and turning au.iiu to Sheilu. the girl b hud nlwuvs loved "I think I will go with you. Miss I'ui'--fax," she s.H;l, hurriedly. Sho would 'v for herself. "Come this way, then." Alice Fairfax went out Ibrouuli tlu window. "Lift up your skirts, l-udy Jrfhn; I au afrulJ the paths are not tro dry." "They went i iwn kers." Alice Fair- fat ssld, a (bey pissed onward te tnore remote earner : but I aoa t see , cheat new. What a nuisance! I thoeght we alieuld have been mire of catching thnaa np. Ah, there Is Mr. Devereux, I . wrl! ask hiin If he has wen them. Tott ge straight os, Lndy John, I will oref I take yon." ( The girl darted away aa ehe spoke. flnu .lunrcy wtinacrcij on nminr, win-11' her meebaaically. "When I find Jack he shall take ma home," she an hi te herself, very slowly. She Inn res' In he rone, to be away from this horrible hall, with ita laughter and fieree gnyety, and venomous tongues, hid den behind every ink. Deep In her ngl- tnted thsnshta, Audrey bad hurried on unconsciously. She left the ball room behind her. She had followed along the path In which Miss Fairfax had aet her first. ' She scarcely realized that aha was nloue, she had no desire for the girl's cempiuiionship. All at once she cam to a standstill. What, forms were thnso Just before her, halt balden by n rustic garden houae? Her pyn were blinded for nil Instant, then she saw quite th-srly. That waa , Slinila Frnsrr's f.iae; she had tnken of? her mnsk, aad the faraway lights shone on it. and touched tli" red gold of her . hair with a shimmering glory: and that a ."II. "Oil. Jack! .lack! my darling!" ( nnd then, with a crv of dosnnlr. she turn .l ...J I ,.h..11i i unconscious, till s.nldenly her strength went end she stumbled against something or K'..ie one. and she knew no more. (To be continued.) IlanifHiHnK t i the Hills. To ntinix'l t In Sierra Nevada not but merely to stand uHhle for trains uctimlly to pull them for hhn ever the .",(! hj IYm it elevation of Emigrant pass in Mr. Ilnrrlinuu's purpose and be has fushloned the bridle, bit and traces it liurni'Hj the raouutnln Rt reams for tbo work. It In a atery from real life of real coflchea to carry" everybody who goes (that way a moro wonderful story, when details are told, than the talc of tb Pumpkin coach with its white-rat horses that bore Cinderella to the ball la our childhood fairy boeks and our childhood dreams. Now Millions upon millions of Invest ment In the huge first cost ot such aa euterprlNe 8pells economy for a great railroad and how America's cleverest minds and bent trained talents are em ployed In the tusk are not the least In teresting features of the tale and the methods by which the sMent prime mover In It all works Uward his tre mendous ends nre uncovered sufficient ly to stir the reader to enthusiasm. The great lis lit of transcontinental rouds to corner traffic, the atrugsle of the giants of the railway world to cut a uill.! from natural distance and a mliuito from running time and their marvelous taming and breaking in of nature's wild powers te override na tures :nont formidable obstacles are nil typified in this great feat This advance story of the enterprise is remarkable for Its picture not only of what Harrlman Is today, but of what lie will be to-morrow In the rail way world nnd makes food fer thought as well n entertaining reading. Teta nies 1 World. Went to Hlerht Plaae, An American whose business fre quently 'takes hhn te London tells ef an ansjislng conversation between the driver and conductor ef a public 'bug i. In that city. The btl was fairly crowded, so tae American climbed to the top, where, shortly after taking his seat, be ob served a per: t in peculiar garb, wltb a red turban. Vhere was a Ijndcn sky OThend and . slow, drizzling rain. sneb weatner as la the rule rather than the exception in the l.rltlsh metropolis. As the eond lit r came to the top the red-turbaned .lersou, evidently an In dian I'nrsee, (,-otlown. ' "Wot sort of a chap Is that?" asked the driver of tle conductor. 'I fancies thnt 'o's one of them fel lers that worships ti.o sun." . "Worships the sun, eh!" repeated tho driver, with a shiver. "Then I suppose he comes over 'ere to 'ave a rest." Success Magazine. Drawing; the Line. The Cook Ol'm nfthcr glvln yea no tice thot Ol'm goln' t' lave, ma'am. The Mistress Why. what's the trou ble, Jane? Aro you dissatisfied witn your work or your wages? Tho Ciok No, ma'am, me work s azy in' me wages Is a pllnty, but 0111 not vthaud fer so many av thlm dudes a- callln' ou yer daughter. The Mistress Rut they do net later fere with you. do they? The Cook No. ma'am. But Ofas afraid pnyple will he afther thlnkla' some av thhn Is a callln' on me, ma'am. Sure of It. Tourist Wasn't there a great battle 'ought about here? Village Dune Ah. I do mind it a hen I were a gel I. I do. They was Tourist But. my good woman, that was nearly HfH) years ago! Ylllase Dune (unabashed) Dear, deer! How time do fly ! Punch. The New llunirer. "I hear that Deacon Thompson had a narrow escaK from being hit on the luad by a meteor." -Meteor! Nothing of the sort It wa a Piece of slag that some fool iiei'isiaut was using fur ballast" Cleveland Plain Dealer. rulnful Kuwamtlon. Chardelgu I was aw out late lawst night, nnd the aw wesult was 1 I had a head on mo this mawnlng. doncher know. Miss cnusibiue Well, If I were yon I'd May out late every night Queen Margherita of Italy has the finest colla tion of pearls In the world She Is a great automobile enthusiast and can drive her own machine. Taking all the year round, the cold rt hour of the-twenty-four la Bo'cleck la the luerulag. HOW THE WORLD WILL BE p.1 "p1 rswsrf!W"j w nHiyir i.mnmif 3 . V 5 i e i V-rsr ji i, r ; i. i j A WIIEATFIELD IN A. I). 1070. Several distinguished scientists have recently isolated out tlmt under the present conditions the world would In n short time be threatened with a serious bread ftusitne. In a Iwture at the Royal Institution, Iiiidon, I'ro feswjr Sllvacns r. Thompson referral to this subject showing that as the demand of the white races for wheat dvotcd to wheat-growing lncreaws, but ited by climatic conditions will in a few years, perhaps less than thirty, be entirely taken up. Then, ns Sir William Crookes pointed ou In bis presi dential address In 18!)S, there will be a wheat famine unless the world's yield per acre (at present about 12.7 by the use of fertilizers. Of such fertilizers the chief Is nitrate of soda ex ported from the niter beds In Chill. The demand for this lias risen from 1,000,000 tons In 18!)2 to 143,120 tons present rate be exhausted In less than of averting starvation lies, as Professor Crookes pointed out, through the laboratory. Cavendish, Crookes, Dewar, the laboratory that nitrogen could be ing air through an electric arc flame. commercial stage by the construction land-Eyre works at Notoden in Norway, nitric add and nitrate of lime leing formed In large quantities. The latter Is extremely useful ns a fertilizer. Our artist has depicted the further mechanical and chemical meann which the future may have to employ In the huge ears of wheat can be seen growing lights are blazing from many points. AWAITING THEIR DOOM. Thousand Lepers Live Care-Free bat Lonely Life la Molokal. The announcement In Oakland, Cal., that Mrs. Col. French of the Salvation Army has decided to devote the re mainder of her life to the spiritual and physical care of the 1,000 poor lepers 7 Y JORKCII DCTTON. of Molokat Is likely to create more In terest on the mainland than ever. No one in Honolulu feels that tin lepers are In the slightest neglected either as to their spiritual wants or their physical. There are eight church es In the settlement now beside i Young Men's Christian Association. As to their physical care, there Is probably not a village of a thousand people any where else In the world where tho peo ple are so generally well cared for. The llsease Itself, except In Its last stages, wis 'svS UESIDKNCK IN MOLDKAI does not usually Interfere greatly with the enjoyment and comfort of the pa tient. At Molokal all are provided with food, clothing and houses by the 1'ui ted States government, with medical attendance and physicians. Many of I them have frleuds who scud them iuon- nyq . r;t- : ' SAVED ITtOM STARVATION. ip m "8"" 1 '" r? ? A 'A I as a foodstuff increases the ncrenge at a less rapid rate, and being lim bushels ou the average) can be raised In 1905, and' the supply will at the fifty years. Then the only chance and Raylelgh had demonstrated In obtained from the atmosphere by pass This process has now entered the and successful operation of the Iterke- production of Its dally bread. The In long glazed alleys while strange ey. Tlie board or health provides work nt fairly remunerative wages for all who are able to perform it and want it. The result Is that the lepers have a cure-free life In a delightful climate, with money for luxuries and enjoy ment. There Is plenty of pasturage Iti the settlement, and every leper Is given free pasture for one horse. Every le per has at least one horse, so that he can go wherever he likes in the settle ment. Horse races and other snorts are Indulged In freely. There are athletic organizations, shooting clubs, debating societies, political organizations. There are pianos and organs and other musi cal Instruments without number in the settlement. But every leper knows he Is there awaiting his doom the awful doom thnt makes death welcome. He knows he is an exile from home, from the world; that here he must stay, far as the ends of the earth from friends and loved ones, until tne last summons conies. The accompany Ing portrait Is that of Brother Joseph Dutton, comrade of Father Dainlen, who died of leprosy Brother Joseph hns been In the colony twenty-five years, but has not con tracted disease. Tbe Chameleon Goshawk. I know no bird which passes through so many changes of plumage and color of eyes as the goshawk. A young one which I have mounted Is about the size of n small hen and is covered with white down. His eyes are pale blue. I colored the eyes exactly from life. When fully grown, the first 'plumage Is dark brown above and the eyes are pale yellow. No one would he likely to suspect this being a goshawk who had seen only adult birds. Later it changes to the dark slaty blue of the adult, and the eye, after passing through all the Intermediate changes in color from straw yellow, orange yel- t,''. : 1 .y- x S I.KPKR SinTI.K.MKNT. low and pink, finally assumes the deep rich fed of the adult. I know no other hawk, adds -Manly Hardy, writing In t-orcst ami stream, so handsome as tho goshawk. A girl never likes to be kissed roi- Wss she says she doesn't 'H'V-Ww?av 9f , ( mm . jvjsss&sv. ---'-?i';'I I STATURE ST0RIE3 BY SAILORS. I Snake Itast Killed a Monkey and Lived In Victim's Skull. President Roosevelt's attack Ui:)i the authenticity of otlipr person's na ture stories nnd the men who tell them may lead to International complications If continued, for to-day several new brands of anecdotes of nnlimils came to town, and the authors are ready to stand up for tlielr rights and their vet- j ncity. On board the British freight steam ship lmli'npura. in port from Japan and India, Is ( how, a chow dog. Chow would rather fight thau eat. and he demoiistrntrd Ills predominating desire on several occasions dining the IKt.tHK) m lie Journey that t'.io Iiidrapura. under Captain Kelway's command, ended upon her arrival in New York. Be sides Chow, the Iiidrapura boasts of Tyser. a wire-haired Irish terrier, and Pickles, n gamecock. Said Mr. Wain w right, first olllcer of the Indrapiira : . "All this talk about nature faking Is rot, for 1 can tell you things that hap pened on this ship that neither Presi dent Itoosevelt, Or. fxjng, Mr. Roberts, nor Chauncey M. Depew bus ever seen. You wouldn't believe, for Instance, that the gamecock can clean the deck In ten siHtnnls of every living thing. And Mr. Itoosevelt would perhaps not be lieve thnt Pickles has a hublt of Jump ing on the back of Chew, digging h's spurs Into the Chinese dog's hide, nud then calmly attempting to pick Chow's eyes out. The last time we rescued the dog It took the entire crew of forty-sfV-en I.ascurs to get Pickles from his back. We tried to clip Pickles' spurs, but they resisted tlie sharpest knife, and Hnnlly the smith shaped some metal caps, nice ly rounded, so as to make the spurs harmless. Next day Pickles began picking the dog In the port side with his beak. He kept It up every day for a week, and then he switched to the starboard side. Finally one day the howls of the chow dog agalu resounded through the steam ship. Pickles was In his accustomed place, his capped spurs dug deep Into holes which be had picked, and be was again trying to pick out Chow's eyes." Vivian Tuthlll, the Indrapura s third officer, told a nature story about a snake and a monkey which he got at Singapore nnd which fought a battle te the death. The snake was a beauti ful reptile of the garter variety, and the monkey was a bushy-faced little fellow of sweet temper and great agil ity. One morning the snake and mon key were found In deadly battle. The monkey was killed and the snake crawl ed Into Its skull and circled about Jn It, entering In at one eye and out of another. Finally he got all knotted up and died. Mr. Tuthlll dried the outfit under the .fierce tropical sun In the Red Sea and to-day he shows his friends the fantastic souvenir of the bleached monkey's skull with the little snake. practically petrified, still entwined through the monkeys' head. Second Engineer Fraser, ef the freighter Indravelll, lying almost along- side the Indrapura at the Bush stores In South Brooklyn, told of a battle be- tween a cheetah ou board the Indra - velll and a bulldog in this harbor. If Roosevelt decides against the cheetah s an easy victor over a bulldog he will have to do so over the words of seven British marines, stanch and true. The cheetah was chained to the port rail on the sun deck and was uncon cernedly washing bis face as the two xaen discussed htm. "I've got a dog that can do that cat In about tw minutes." said the long shoreman. "Bring along the dog," said the steve- dnr I Th. eheetnh fistd no narttcular atten- tion to tbe deg when the latter was let ge and made for tbe chained anlinal It went calmly en wiping Its face In its morning ablutions. The dog was with- In a foot of the cheetah when the latter ras hoth hi, front nuwa. caught the bulldog between them at the neck and In a twinkling ripped him opea. The cheetah thea continued his washing exercises as ft nothing had happened. New Tork Evening Tele gram. Th Scheei of Experience. Stevenson says In his essay on "Youth and Crabbed Age" that when the old man reproves the youth and point hla folly by saying: "I thought so, too. when I was your age," he Is really prov- Ins- iha eaae nf tho VOIltll. This Idea. w .,m. ,,,sf Ueen to its own kind, of wisdom and cannot take to Itself ready-made the wisdom or age, appear! in a rtlaloeue which the Chicago Trll une prints : "Daughter, you ought not to wear those high heeled snoes. They will make corns on your feet." .... jt . . i . rt t , "By experience. I used to wear them When 1 was a girl." Did grandma tell you they would make corns on your, feet If you wore them?" "She found out by exjicrlence. Just as I did." "Hadn't she any mamma to warn her against wearing them?" "Oh, yes." "But she wore them. Just the same?" 'To le sure." "And you did, too?" "Yes; that was what I was telling von. ..W..II If 1 i.vi.r liavo nnv iIiiiil' itrs I ought to lie able to give theui. a warn ing ngniust bigh-hiHded shoes from in own cxitcrieneo, ougutn t if Then she put them on. Tbe Unite auil the Antidote. Gabe Gusliall (on the southeast cor ner of the dry goods lox) It mut le tur'ble t' be ketcbed out lu a brain storm. Hi Hemlock (on the southwest corner of the dry good tsu) W'y, all a feller'd hev t' lb) 'ud lie f h'lst one o' them paranejas an' he'd never know 'twus raluln. Pu-k. Well Meant lr era. Sydney .Smith declared that the ehll- dreu of Bishop PlilllpotU used to end their u Jnl prayers by praying for Earl Grey, explaining thnt "papa ttdls us M Is our duty to pray for our greatest enem.es " Ixuidon Spectator. i r.o man nel feed hurt IX people bjr ha la not good-luokln. ' ' 1. . "3 COMMON CENSE Leads rnost Intelligent, peoplo to ttf o only medndlno.Vf Known composition. There fore It la R.al Dr. PIcne's medicines, the makerW wnkh print every ingredient enterlngkiioVhom nn the bottlo wrap pers and attVsl Its correctness under oath, are daily grVVlng In favor. Tho com position of i)t I Pierce" J medicines Is r pen to everyhodvypr. P'crco bring. deslro'is of hf vine: tbe "yTaiolT'luIIt o( iti "-''k.ij"' t'uiii tnric d ful!y upon ?ii ("nniihe. Iw-in, confident til'at iiuj 1 -TTTTTIu' ((mii'TsTina 'liTncsT--' kil"V.jl. the T",T-1 t.cir.i e l'icrits tc fi i'L"- M.cil. Jioing wnoily muue ol the aclivn medicinal principle extracted from na tive foro-t root', by exact prx-efcs original with Dr. Pi rce, nnd without tho nse ef a drop of ah";i!. triple-re!: neil and cliemlca'ly puri glyccriao lx lng u-hI In stead In extractitv: n"d preserving tbo curative virtues i-.v-iiiins in t!io rcxits employed, these nvfiiciiics nro entirely free from the obj; ,:l 'en of doing harm by creating tin ap; tito for either al coholic leverages ' t haint - forming drugs. Exiunino t! e formn!: on their bottle wrappers the H:i!iie ns sworn to by Dr. Pierce, nnd you will lind that Lis. "Golden Medical Pi.-eovc.ry," the great, blood-purifier, stoma i h tonic and bowel regulator the medicine which, while not recommev1 i'.sa to ctirn consumption In its advanced fci0!(iin medicine will d i that) jet docs cure all tlnno catarrhal condi tions of head and throtit, weak stomach, torpid liver and bronchial troubles, weak lungs anu iiung-on-couc,ns, wmcn, it neg lected or badly treated lead up to and finally terminate In consumption. Take tho "Golden Medical Discovery" (re time and It is not likely to disappoint you If only you give It a tltimnnili and fair trial. Don't expect miracles. It won t ao supernatural tilings. ou mnsi exercise your patience and jK-rsevoro In Its uso lor a reasxmatilii leiiRtu ot time to get its full benefits. Tho Ingredients of which Dr. fierce s medicines aro composed nave the unqualified endorsement of scores of medical leaders bettor than nnv amount of lay, or non-professional, testimonials. They aro not given away to bo experi mented witn out are soia ty nu acuiers in medicines at reasonable prices. She Had It. ' Secretary Shaw paid a visit to the debelt region of New England the past lummer. He stopped one night at a small country hotel, where the youthful Jaughter of the proprietor officiated as waitress. Seating himself at the break fast table the next morning Mr. Shaw asked: "nave you any breakfast food, rouag lady?" The Ingenuous little Ver noitler stared perplexedly at the sec retary, cast her eyes with significance ver the well-lades table, upon which wm spread the usual assortment of reserves, jellies, pickles, Woreester ihtre sauce, bam, eggs and bread, and itamneered eut: "Excuse me, sir, but arhat did you want?" "Why, some breakfast feed, please," repeated Sec retary Shaw, politely. The girl frown ed and then, with sudden Illumination f the distinguished guest's meaning, replied glibly, "Oh, yes, Blr; we have ipple, pumpkin, gooseberry, and I be lieve squash pie!" And she hurried from the room to execute Secretary Shaw's order. E'-eharme. i No Way Oat of It. Rouget de Lisle was composing the Marseillaise. "Tt Aoma t a tin tin to mo In An some- thing of tbe kind hp gM ,.The p,, BaTe grown tired of hearing 'There'll Be t Hot Time in the Old Town To-night,' jand they're hollering for something . fresh." Endeavoring to make it musical and . ... Mwed a few m notp( on h,8 ?jo. I ,j Bi nrooeeded to grind out the rhymes to fit them. BAST TOBTUltED BY ITCHING. Rash Cv e Pa aad Feet Woald Cry TJatft Tired Oat Speedy Car hy CaSsassvaw "My baby was about nine months eld when she had rash on her face and seemea to irritate ner . esped." nights. They would u, nr w oe oroheu m ner resi. u sonjetiaes she would cry until she was M f mn cur ' w"-u" ' thought I would give them a trial. The lnproTWEt was noticeable In a few u- he .p00?" Ointment her feet ere we -ud Bav troubled - . " 7 . B1BW . ' . , " Is known as 'cradle cap from ber I l 11L-a n Mmnn aa It ; cleaased and healed the scalp at the ' same time Mrs. Hattle Currier, . Thomaston, Me.. June 9, lUOO, Na Hltfht to I'onulsls. "See here!" cried the Irate man. "I purpose t sue you. Look at my head! professed to cure I ".W"lt nlute," Interrupted the "er i'u'Btt wc . ' 1 baldness and not- "Well, I. was only partially bald wben I started using your stuff; now I haven't a hair!" "Well, then you're cured of your par- tlal baldness, areu t you?" i ' lm pi-eh. Use Allen's Foot-Ease , a powder n shake Into rour shoes. It restt j Wjt Cure, c.rns aad Iacrewlnx Nails. Allen's r'oot-Eaa makes aew or tlftit shoes easy. Bold by all uraggms ana ssoe stores U5c. Sample aiatled f'HBK. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. T. Mis F.:isy Job. "Isn't this a wearisome sort of occu pation?" aUed the customer. "You havo to remember so much, aud answer so many questions." "Not at all, madam," answered the book Ktore Kiilesm in. "All I have to rriiicmncr is ui- inns, her is the titles, names of authors. and prices." "You Kid! a great many of the popular novels, don't yon.'.'" "Yes, ma'am, but I don't buve to reud them." Guns, Traps, Decoy , etc. Lowest prices. Write for free catalog No. 1. N. W. Hide St Fur Co., Mi lines polia, Minu. fsrr) Ins Tunes. "Did you want to hire a boy?" ask ed the applicant at a music store. "Tea," said the manager. "What musical ability huve you?" "None." .. n a rfa VJn "u c,ru larr' lu"v' Ie- ' la yu 11 "- "e wal 'ou hurry these phonographic records down to the shipping department" Kansas City Times. t I I His, Wlasiow s Boothtag Syrup far CWMrea gSr.t oaTaU'aCSa;