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This, bow- ever, did not dampen the hitter's spirit .in the least "Now, sir," said he, "as I feel myself peculiarly competent to fill one of these confidential clerkships, I hope ' that you will further consider my an- '.plication." Then, wagging hi head most impressively, he added : "Oh, Mr. Cortelyou, I could be so .confidential " "Success Magazine.' ', Living- Vp to Ilia Nam. A A teacher In a mission school In Bos lon bad atnoug her pupils a colored boy named Halph Waldo Emerson "Longfellow. As he was absent one. -Sunday, she asked the class If any oue '.knew the reason for his absence. "I reckon I do," said one small, serious-looking boy. "What Is the reason, Johnnie?" "I guess he's borne writing poetry," responded the boy, with a delighted -. chuckle. Nereasarr. I am afraid you are becoming a "practical politician," said the sincere friend. "I am, answered the eminent per sonage. "A statesman must be a mighty good politician If be wants to stay In public life long enough to put bis the ories into actual operation." Wash ington Star. I AN OLD EDITOR Foaad S2.000 U'urth of Food. The editor of a paper out lu Okla. aid: "Yes, It Is true when I got hold of Grape-Nuts food, It was worth more than a $2000 doctor bill to me, for It made me a well man. I have gained 23 pounds In weight, my strength baa ireturned tenfold, my bralu power has Jkh'ii given back to me, and that Is an absolute essential, for I am an editor and have been for 35 years. "My pen ahull always e ready to peak 8 good word for this powerful aiutrltlve food. I had of course often read the advertisements regarding ;rape-Nuta, but never thought to apply tbe food to my own use, until, In my extremity and sickness tbe thought came to me that It might fit my case. Tbe statements In regard to the food iare absolutely correct, as I have proven In my own case. Ono very fortunate thing about the fesd Is that while It Is itbe most aclentlflcally made and h'ghly ' (nourishing, concentrated food I have ever known. It bus so delicious a taste Uhat It wins and holds friends." "Tbe re's a Reuaon." Head. "Tat Boad vij Wellvllle," in pkgs. THE CHARITY By EFFIE A. Mrs. Thnrngate was wai'.lng for her, anil cam up to her at once. At tho drat glimpse of her swept, motherly face Au drey nervousness went. J he vicar s wife spoke cheerfully and kindly to the girl, and as they walked out of the station together her tbouents were very busy. 'What could George hare wen think ing about when ho spoke of this child as "nice looking r the woras are heresy when UHod to descr'Le her face I Poor soul ! I am sorry for ber I Such beauty In her station of lite doeg not mean happiness." Audrey found herself speaking quite nnturully and easily to this kind man nered woman, and answered all the ques tions Mrs. Thnrngate put lo her in her fresh, clear voice and refined tones. Hut whatever the vicar's wife wns turning over in her inind it wns never permitted to ripen, for just n they were passing In at the rectory garth n a pret ty pluce even In the chill Feoruury weath era young lady, monnt-M on a bay horse with black points, and attended by a smart groom, rode swiftly along tho road. She drew rein as alio saw Mrs. Thomgato. 'Good morning," she crfed, !n a clear, rather hard voice. "Hiive yea seen any thing of Lord John? They tell me he came a cropper just by Dclf Woods, and went back by train to got mother mount, as be had lamed old Hector. You have not seen him, Mrs. Thorngutel Dear me, how tiresome 1 The day is quite hot, mid we shaped the have suoh a rattling good run." "It is a pity," Mrs. Thornxate assent ed heartily.-for In her youth ehe had been a first rate sportswoman, and she sym pathised with the girl's disappointment warmly j "but can't you catrh them up somewhere, Miss Fraser? Where was the meet?" CHAPTER III. Sheila Fraser explained everything In her sharp way, and Audrey, standing modestly In tbe background, looked In admiration and surprise at tba neat, well turned figure sitting easily in the saddle, at the small, oval face under the straight hat brim, and tbe coll of red gold balr at the nana of the neck. How pretty this Miss Fraser was I Her teeth 1 were so even and white, her cheeks so rosy warm in color; only her eyes seemed cold and hard. They moved about quickly, and to Audrey were just like sharp needles. "I rode back to Inquire after Lord John at bis mother's requost, because some one said be waa really hurt. Now, I wish I had not been so quixotic I really don't quite know what I shall do." Miss Fraser tapped ber smsll foot with her whip Impatiently, and then frowned. The wind had blown the veil over Au drey's face again, but sbe eould see through It easily, and she did not like that frown, it made the eyes more aharp and cruel than before. "I suppose It Is no use ak.ng you to hava some luncheon with me'Mrs. Thorn- gate said, and then, all at once, she re membered Audrey, and uttered an ex clamation. "I very nearly forrot," she said, turning to Miss Fraser, "yonr new maid has arrived. This Is ahe." Sheila Fraser looked carelessly at the slender form In Its black cloak and all. "Oh!" she said shortly; ahe paused a moment, and then addr?nng Audrey, "you bad better go up to Dlnglewood at once: ask nircham; she will tell you what yourdutiea are, and er what Is your name?" "Masse Audrey Maxse," Mrs. Thorn- gate replied, quickly. "Wen er Maxse, you must alter your dress. That funeral cloak and veil are simply absurd. I'lcase see to that at once." Miss Fraser bent from her saddle to ask one or two questions confidentially of the vicar'a wife, and then ber face flushed. and ahe uttered an exclamation of pleas ure "Here he Is, after all ! t a horse man .came fleetly toward them. Jack Gleuuurwood pulled up with a Jerk. "Halloo, Sheila, you twee? Why, I thought you would have been at Sher wood Downs, at least, by this time." He waa thoroughly well cleansed of all mud, and looked as speck and span as Miss Fraser herself, as be removed his hat and greeted Mrs. Thorngate. "Heard you bad a cropper, and, as your mother was anxious, I rode back to see what was lert ot you," Mietla re plied In a curt, somewhat mat-uline man ner. "Poor mother," he said, lightly. "Well, the- best thing we can do Is to tear down to Wetland t The hounds wvnt through there a few minutes ago, I heard ; thought I might catch them up here, but as they have not come this ay, we are pretty sure of tumbling In with them in that direction." He looked eager to be off, and his eyes never went toward the gate where Andrey stood, shrinking bark shyly, In her black garments. A few more worda exchanged and tbe two young peoplo rode off, and Mrt. Therngate came up to Audrey. "Well, new uo you like your young mistress' looks? she auked, X'rdly. Audrey paused for a moment, then la a numb wort ot way she answered : "She ia very pretty, 1 think." "Miss Frase is the acknowledged beau ty of these parts ahe Is an heiress. l)!n glewooa is a lovciy piaco. 1 nope you will get on well with ber, ciy dear, and be happy in your new borne." Miss Fraser eanio homo very tired about 0 o'clock, and found nircham, her lirst maid, carefully Instructing the new corner In the various duties expected of her. Audrey, mindful of ber mistress' commands, had put ou her only other gown, a thick gray one of rough material with neat collar and enffs, otid a black ribbed apron. Her hair was brushed straight off her face, and rolled la a huge I knot at the back of ber exquisitely shaped head. She was sale, but her eyes weae shining with admiration and surprise and some excitement. Never, In ber wildest' dreams, had aha conjured up so many lovely things aa were massed together in Sheila Fraser'a apartments, with their slikeu hangings, their dainty furniture, costly ornaments, and the hundred and one appulntuienta which Suirbed every corner. "It Is like fairyland," Audrey aald ever attd over again In ber br ullderment. Sha hardly liked to tread on the Per sian rags ana furs thrown on tlf loor, and she held her breath aa sbe stood be sldo tbe Ivory toilet table, ai.d gated at the brushes and array of bo'.tles and eth er knlckknacks in old Dutch s'Wer. "It Jean cvuld but aee them I" was her thought. She was suits dated with all the lers- ROWLANDS liness about her, and gave Ut'le cries of Mtrprise and delight as Itir.-ham lighted the pink-globed lamps and s':rred the fire in? a blaze. She felt it mast he some delirious, heaven-sent dream, and ihtf presently she should wake and find herself In her cold, hard bed at the ho:ne, the bell clanging the time to rise. Sh.dla's arrival dispelled bls feeling, and, as the young lady entered, she seem ed to bring a rush of cold elr with her that destroyed tho illusion of fairyland. ! Air nntli at once ! s L . 1 , it always ready for me when I have been out hunting, Maxse. Iiircliain, you have told her everything?" "Yes, miss, everything." "Let her remain here an I watch you to-night." Audrey stood in a dinky rorner with he? hands folded, as Miss Fiaser, having plunged Into her bath and th.ts refreshed and invigorated herself. Kit before the long, ivory-mounted duchesse mirror, and put herself into liirchnm's hands to have her hnir dressed. Audrey thought sha had t.ever seen anything so beautiful ns Sh-vla Frnser's hair; every thread seemed of burnished gidd as the brush went '. lirr'nh It, and the Inmp light sliOne on it, nr.d when by and by her young mistress :ood adorned for dinner in a black crope gown, with diamonds glittering in her wavy tresses and around her white tliro.it, the girl was quite dazed. It had been mich a long, wonderful day, full of siii-li agitation and so many new experiences. CHAPTHK IV. Audrey woke with a start the next morning, and her first thought was how angry Miss Irons would be that she was late. The faint, golden rays of the Feb ruary sun were strenmlng in through the sides of the blind; tho bell was not ring ing. She looked about ber In a dazed, mechanical fashion, sitting tip bed, with her mnss of black hair teased loosely on her shoulders. Where was she? Surely that was not Jean's bed In the other Aimer? Jean never snored like that. She rubbed her eyes, shivered a little with the cold, and then waa wide awake. She was not In her old bedroom, but In hr new, and mat sleeping torm across in the ether corner was not Jean's small, thin one. but the large-boned, heavy frame of Bircham, her fellow-servant. She shut the door quietly and went down stairs, and brushed away briskly at tbe riding habit and othor garmenta for a good half hour; then, with a ahy laugh, she determined to go on to tbe servants' quarters and reconnoiter. "I must meet the others sooner or later," she thought. A rosy cheeked housemaid was busy with her bvoum and stopped to courtesy as she saw" what she took 10 be a guest coming down the wide oaken staircase there were always two or three strangers at Dlnglewood. Audrey was gazing out of her lovely dark blue oyea with deep pleasure and Interest at the fresh won ders that met her gnze at every turn ; her young, buoyant, nervously excitable heart thrilled as with delight at the carv ed oaken panels, the full-length costume portraits, the figures in armor that stood In their niches, as though guerding the old bouse as their dead and gone wearers did In the days of yore. Tha housemaid's respectful courtesy first provoked a smile and then a little Blgh. "I want to find the kitrhen; am I going wrong?" ahe said, and then she put out her hand. "I am the uew maid, Au drey Maxse 1 Shall we be friends' What s your name? If it is like your face it is sure to ba nice." The housemaid stared at her In amaze ment; but when she saw that Audrey still held out her hand, she pt.-t her own rough palm Into it, while ahe grinned good naturedly. I baint bad frens with no one, I halnt, and I likes you! Why, I took you for a lady. There! My name's 'Lisa. What's yourn, did you say?" Audrey explained all that was neces sary, and then Eliza allowed her the way to the housekeeper's room, tho servants' ball and the kitchen. You come down the wrong stairs." she Said. "Them'a the ones you must use," pointing to her right. "Here'e the kitchlng. My! Don't the l-nkkus smell nice? Ain't you 'ungry? You must eat a lot, and then you'll get red cheeks. Here's Mr. Downs!" and, Eliza broke off to giggle, as a young man-r-a very good Imitation of a gentleman nauntered in through the opeu doorway that led to the courtyard, thence to the stables and Ihe kllrhen garden beyond. "He's Lord John's valley," she whispered In a loud voice to Audrey, "and such a swell !" Mr. Dowus smiled with much superi ority as he caught Eliza's ingenuous tone of admiration. He was soon chaffing and joking with her, while Audrey, who felt an indescribable vexation and dislike aris ing within her at the mau's presence, went to the doorway and walked out Into tho courtyard. It vss so clour and fis'sh In the cold morning air that she soon lost her vague lis ,'onifort, and began to make friends with ti'e half dozen doga of every sort and description, who came from the stables to Inquire Into tho new arrival. A voice from behind broke her silence, and, turning, with a frown, she taw that Downs bad followed her. "You'll get cold out here, miss." the young man said, fixing his eyes on her exquisite fare with astonished a dm Ira tloti; "and you're much coo pretty ' Audrey drew herself up. Phe was very young, ami ahe had never LmI occasion to feel tho sort of angry resentment that this man's bold stare awakened In her breast. She was too nervous to make any reply, but she turned lound quickly and went Indoors before be knew what alio waa doing. "Oh! Tliut'a her sort. Is U" observed Mr. Henry lWne to blmelf. "Who's ahe, I'd like to know, though she is to r-rctty, to give herself aira t'ke a queen? Well, we'll aoou take that out of her, or my name am t Downs." And, dispensing a few kicks to the dogs, the man walked away down the courtyard to give his maator'a order to the bead groom. Audrey, to her great relief, found that a message had come tor ber to go to Miaa Fraaer's room at once, rttieila Eraser was tying in ber luxuriant td, ber red gold balr thrown over the pillows In pie- tureaqna confusion aa Audrey entered. "Llgat my fire at nee." east ordered, sharply; "then poll ap tbe Mind, aad give tua those papers and letters, Mas. Audrey stirred tbe amoHertag r inhere htte a blase, threw aoins wood aa to It, jiy until nt once; gne oroeren, snitrp- , , . , , . Iy; and then, looking across at Audrey, j hc. ri,1' "nd on'?, daughter rf a Cumber she added: "You mut rein-tuber to have ; '"VT'u V'7 WPre '",llh ihV an then dro-v hark the sifteii rnrfslns. Miss l'raser took the letters am stared at the girl. "I don't think I shall Oe this girl." she atld to herself. "She is evidently stupid, and stareg at one in an uncanny fashion. Go to Mr. Eraser's room jou know where it is give her my love, and ask how she la this morning," she said, shortly. She lay quite still ss Audrey went a- sy, then, with a sudden movement, she sllplied from tho bed, went rrqss the rich carpet to the mirror, snd ired silently at her own Image. Never before, in the whole of her life, had she ever viewed her own reflection with anything but pleasure. What was It that jarred her now? Not only the lark of symmetry in feature, the difference In coloring was it not a certain air of unaccounta ble refinement a something that bespoke tho patrician in Audrey's face, and that wo.i wanting In her own? She was not patrician born she wa of tho people. Her father had been ! a hard-headed Scotch merchant, born of re- nm-tiin; orou-n irnrlmn ntf ' nir mnthnp hid land, they had retinue of nervants. bu still they were beyond the acred Inner sorial round. Sheila tould remem ber distinctly the days before her mothi tr's death; she was only a u'rl of eight, but alio was wonderfully sharp and preJ eocious for her years. Mrs. Fraser had no other children. She was an unloved wife, her ambitions did not keep pare with those of her husband, snd the rift, begun almost immediately rfter the mar ringe, widened and widened until they wc:-e virtually separated altogether. George Fraser neither felt r.or pretended! lo foel any sorrow when 'lis wife died. He was considerably enriched by her for tune. (To be continued.) HELPS TRADE IN MOLASSES. Maklnw of Vlapgnr Oat ot II lack utrnu Xow m Tlirlvlnw Indnslry. I'.ult Insure is getting buck a small .portion of Iter molasses trade, which a quarter of a century ugo was n large Item In the commerce of the city. In those good old days before the trusts mohisst's liidcn' nvhooucra were always to be seen In the hurbor, hnviug biought their cargoes from Louisiana, and Porto Klco. With the forcing from business of the small bakery by the big biscuit nnd cake companies the de mand for molasses In large quantities dropped off until it became a unique event when a molasses-laden schooner made iort.' While this bakery trade has never returned, the use of the ordinary Torto Klco blackstrap molasses for- other purposes bos within, tbe . last year bronght about a resumption of the trade, nnd during the lust season no fewer than Ave large cargoes of mo lasses have come to port, with more to follow. The large four-masted schooner Rob ert II. McCurdy has lately been In port unloading a big cargo from Sau Juan, Porto UIco, Her cargo consists of 3,008 barrels of blackstrap. As Is the custom, the barrels are rolled to Bow ley's wharf and placed on their sides. With her cargo almost completely dis charged the McCurdy's molasses bar rels cover a little more than an acre. This molasses, a great percentage of which Is alcohol, Is now used by two Baltimore firms for the manufacture of vinegar. It Is not generally known that the best table vinegar is not made any more from bard cider. It Is only In recent years that blackstrap mo lasses bus been used for this purpose. Well-known wholesale grocers are au thority for the statement that this vin egar Is of the best quality. It is likely that from now 011 the molasses schoon ers will be making port every three weeks during the season. Baltimore News. All Honor 10 the Apple. The upple Is a splendid fruit, al though particular specimens of It are bum. . The different varieties have a pronounced individuality. The personal equation is prominent. The difference between the Porter and tho Baldwin each a pomologloal star of the first magnitude! Is as marked as the differ ence between a Connecticut bauk clerk and a Kentucky colonel. The man who Invented or discovered the Baldwin conferred on humanity a boon and he did more to tickle the palate than has ever been realized. Of mauy uses Is the apple capable. Whether It Is eaten raw or converted Into sauce or made tho basic element of plo or subjected to other forms of artistic treatment by the American housewife It serves a useful and lui- IMtrtaut purpose. History has never done adequate jus tlce to the apple. Poets have never ade quately celebrated In song the virtues of the fruit. Political economists have never fully recognized the full part that the apple plays In the affairs of men. Hartford Times. Ills Mistake. Fred The ways of women are past all understanding. Jack What's the trouble new? red bile I was In .the parloi alone with Miss Pluklelgh, sbe lowered the gtid, and. thinking It was a hint for me to pro.wse, I dU , but she refused mo. Jack Huh! You ought to have known that negatives are always devel oped in dark rooms. Courage Promoters. "Women," remarked Wedderly, "are a great Incentive to manly courage, "What's the explanation?" queried his friend Singleton. "Well," replied Wedderly, "sluce I've l-ecu up a gal us t the matrimonial game and had a few little tilts with my wife, the prospect of a scrap with tbe tou;li est cltlzeu tu town seems like mo child's play t4 me." low March of Mnale. It takes time tor some operas to come to England, but (J luck's "Aruilde,1 beloved of Marie Antoinette, probably establishes a record lu thla respect To be exact, "Artulde" produced at Co vent Uardeu lust night bus takeu 1-0 years to reach our shores since its in itial productiou lu Paris, London Dally MalL Taio Vaoal Varlatr. Jaggles ia bis flying machine a suo cess? Waggles Half way so. It always comas dowa flying. Puck, BREEZES OF THE PRAIRIE. Oh, the scent of tho sage comes drifting down on tl" breath of a prairie brew. From tho plains where the bunch-gross ripple brown, like tin waves of the summer seas. And the dear, sweet smell ot tho hillside pines nnd the cot Ion woods that grow In canyons deep conies home to me when the west winds gently blow. I can see the bulk of a milling herd In the rain clouds massing black (Ity the angry breath of the storm wind stirred) nnd riders on Its track S I can hear the rush of a fund atuuipedo when the lightnings flnsh and glow, And wild hoofs beating the prairie sod when the stirring west winds blow. Oh, for the feel of a braided rein nnd the plunge of n pr,nlrle steed. And the brnve, true hearts that the o(hmi plain nnd the wind-swept mountains breed. ' . Oh, for the days on the long divides and nights by the camp fire's glow, Hard on the trail of the herds that ronin where the prairie breezes blow. IJohemlan. m ANOTHER vi IT! The man's whole attitude was Indi cative of tiredness. The drooping curves of his mouth, the haggard lines on his not unhandsome face, the list less hands and unseeing; eyes, all .be spoke one 'who has fought and failed, one tired of tho world, tired of himself, and weary of life. For some considerable time he had been seated on one of the park seats apparently heedless of the curious glances with which several passers-by regarded him. Occasionally his hand would wander to his coat Kcket, where his fingers closed round the butt of a small revolver, which once or twice ho nd drawn out and then put hack with faint sigh. At Inst he became aware of some one staring fixedly at I1I111. He looked up, nnd beheld a boy of about S years old, with sturdy legs planted firmly nnd widely apart and hands clasped behind him. Seen by a third party, the' man and the boy formed a strange contrast he one who bad lived his life and the other before whom the wondrous Book lay open at the first page. lie was a thoroughly English boy, who seemed to move almost In an at mospbereof virile activity .and strength, evidently the Idol of well-to-do par ents, to judge by the cut of his clothes and the cost of the war-like playthings with which he was decorated. On his bead he wore a miniature soldier's hel met, and strapped around his waist he had a gleaming toy sword. "I beg your pardon, sir," said the boy In a manly little voice, when be found that the man was returning bis gaze with Interest, "I did not mean to be rude; I thought that you were asleep. Would you mind telling me the time?" The man's hand lnstlntlvely went to his waistcoat pocket; then he paused, and smiling grimly, slowly withdrew the chain and showed a watchkey and a pawnticket dangling at the end. "What does that mean?" asked tbe boy, drawing nearer. It means," said the man, "It means that I am unable to tell you the time with any degree of certaiuty. But, Judging by the sun. young sir, I snould say that it Is hlghtime that you were seeking your nurse and getting to bed." "Xo, I'm privileged to-day," said the youngster. "This Is my birthday," aud with something of a swagger he came up and leaned against tbe' arm of the seat. Indeed!" said the man with some degree of interest. "Well, I suppose I ought to wish, you many happy returns of the day. eh?" Why, of course," cried the boy, "and then I say the same to you, and many of them that's the rule." "Thank you, my lad," said the man. "But I fear there are no more 'happy returns' for me."l He paused a second, and then added: "No, I have arrived at the end." "Do you mean that you are dying?" asked the lad. The man gazed at his questioner for minute, smiling whimsically tbe while, and then replied, "Yes, I'm' dy ing fast. Just niie that sun sinking behind the trees over there. When that goes down I shall lie dead, only that's going down in a blaze of glory, whilst I " A wave of the hand and a shrug of the shoulders completed the sentence. The youngster's blue eyes opened wider as be listened, and he sidled up closer to the man, wlto appenred to be only occasionally conscious of his presence. 1 ve never seeu a dying man. -e said presently, and there was a certain amount of awe In bis tone. "I've heard and read about them, but I've never seen one. May I stay?" Uecelving no reply, he took the con sent for granted, and hoisted himself on to tne seat uesiue me tnitti, wno now seemed lost In thought. "Maybe tlipy'U rend'ubuut me to-morrow." murmured the man. "Six lines or so, uo more, and no oue will care." Tbe boy bad been looking up quaint ly Into the man's face for a while, and then be said : "You don't look as though you were dying. What are you dying of?" The man laughed bitterly. "Ueneral failure, my lad," he said. "Failure of purpose, failure of means, Insufficient powers of endurance, Inabil ity to stand a prolonged fast. They can put all those down ou my death certificate, with a comma between each and v bullet for a full-stop at tbe nd." "Are you hungry?" "There are several forma of hunger," the man continued, ieaklng almost to himself. "Tbe hunger for food that'a natural ; the hunger for huuiuti sympa tby that's unnatural. I've suffered from both, and 1 know which Is the worst" Evidently tbe boy could not quite grasp tbe drift of this part of bis com panion's gitcoch, and bis mind reverted to the beglnulug. "My father la a general," be said. CHANCE "He fights wars. He's seen lots of men die in battles. That's how I'm going to die when I grow up." The man . laughed quietly to him self. "An honor for which I have striven In vain," be murmured sadly. "They say that every bullet bus Its billet now," and again his hand wandered to his breast lxicket. "Yes," the boy went on with an air of satisfaction, swinging his legs to and fro, "that's what I am going to In; a soldier. I am practicing now." He glanced affectionately at the toy sword which lay across his knees. "I am scouting In advance." "If your nurse forms the main body, I am ufraid you are rather far from your men, aren't you?" queried tlie man, pretending to fall In with the lad's enthusiasm. "Yes," replied the embryo warrior. "That's the fun. I've lost the main body. But," he added exultingly, "I've found tlie enemy. See those two boys over there?" and he pointed towards two ragged urchins who were curiously watching them at a safe distance. Tbe man nodtled. "They are1 part of the enemy," the boy went on. "I found WEARY OF LIFE. them throwing stones at a dog la the pond ; the dog was their 'cnttle,' you know at least, I pretended It was. So I I' surrounded them, and then I charged. Oh ! my eye, they did mn." And, as If Inspired by the remem brance of his former bloodless victory, he drew the sword from Its scabbard with a flourish and half descended from the seat, whereat tbe two urchins promptly disappeared. "That's the worst of the enemy," he said, getting back to his seat with an air of disupiiolutment. "They always run' away." "Not always," said the man. "There are enemies and enemies, you know, and some are always wltb us." 'That's Just what Mr. Parsons says," exclaimed the boy.' "He Is our clergy man. He says that drink Is an enemy, and despair, and that we must tight them." The man shook his head sadly. "Ah!" he said. "I have fought them. and I have lost." "Not yet, surely !" cried the boy They haven t Killed you yet. Let 11s fight ' them together. Come along, I'll help you." And a new light suddenly gleamed In tbe man's eyes, almost as though he had caught the contagion of the boy's nghtiug spirit, nnd Just as be was about to reply a quick, firm step was heard coming along the gravel path and a tall, bronzed, gray-haired man of soldierly appearance swung round the bend and stopped before them. "You young rascal," begun the new comer; but ho wns Interrupted by a slight cry from the man on the seat, who Instantly sprang to bis feet, and, bringing his heels together with sharp click, came mechanically to tho regulation salute. Tbe boy thinking that this was part of the game, immediately ranged him self alongside Lis newly found friend in exact Imitation of bis attitude, and for a few secouda there they stood tbe elderly war-worn General, dapper and smart In his well-cut clothes; tbe mid die-aged, world-worn man, pitiable but amnrt In his wcll-brushcd rags; and the youngster In his martial trappings, sa lutliig by his side. "I I know you," said the Ueneral presently, looking keenly at the man from lieneiith his shnggv eyebrowa "I know you why. bless my soul 1 Ser geant Collins?" "Yes, sir." said the man, still re maining at the salute. A second's pause, during which the General's keen eyes took In every de- all of the man's appearauce; then he briskly returned the salute, and the man's hand dropped to his side. 'What are you doing now, eh, Col lins?" asked the General. 'Nothing, sir," was the reply. "Been doing that for some time." "Father," the lad's voice remonstra ted. "Well, you young rufTlan?" "You didn't return my salute." The General laughingly carried out the military formulae, and dismissed his Junior In due form. 'His mind Is full of soldiering," ex plained the General. "He Is full, of ambition." "A good thing, sir," said the man. 'The great pity Is that with most of us ambition dies so young." "Oh! tut, tut!" the General excla'm- ed. "That s absurd. When ambition dles well, then you had better " "Yes, sir," Interrupted the man quietly. "That Is Just what I was about to do." The General looked up sharply. There was a dead pause ; then, as If suddenly determined, ho jtnld, "Er well, Collins, I I am very pleased that I met you. I owe you something for, what you did In that little affair at Tel-Eb remember that, eh? Just you come along now. I think you are tho very man I want. Stanley" this to his son "bring Mr. Collins along." After they had walked a few paces the boy, looking up In the man's face, said, "I didn't know that you had been a real soldier." "Oh, yes," replied the man. "Yes; I've fought some tough tights, too, but I've won my hardest battle to-day. I wns nearly losing It, but you came to my aid. You brought up re-enforcer ments; came to the rescue with Gener als Hope and Ambition, and now " There was a startled cry. a patter of bare feet along the gravelled path, and: two ragged forms dived behind some' bushes. "The enemy has run nway again," remarked the boy. Philadelphia Tele graph. OUB NATIVE TONGUE. European People Have Little Lots (or English Lanaaaare. The people of Continental Europe who are under tbe necessity of learning the English language have little affec tion for It Its complicate" origin has laden It with an immense number of inconsistencies, contradictions and dup lications, and above all with an irreg-i ulnr and Inexplicable system of spell-i lng a system that Is Just now recelv-; Ing the attention of our own reformers.. Germans are accustomed to speak of the English language as "a monsterl having two mouths, with one of which! it speaks German anil wltb the other1 Latin." The Slavonic peoples of central and western Europe, who by reason of the fact that they have been compelled to learn many languages, nnd are there fore great linguists, have a legend to necount for tlie Inconsistencies of Eng lish whloh Is yet more uncompliment ary than the German animadversion against our mother tongue. This legend Is to the effect tlmt when the Almighty created tho nations he gave men no tongues nt all. When they came and dumbly begged for them. he compassionately took n piece of meat and cut It Into slices, giving each one a slice to serve as a tongue. This arrangement served well enough; but, when the Englishman, who had either lazily or contemptu ously failed to arrive sooner, came and demanded his piece, there was none left Accordingly the Diety called back the men of other nations, and slicing from each of their tongues a little bit he put them all together to make a tongue for the Englishman. And this Is why the English continue to the present day to Kpeak In such a Jumble. Students have averred that this story, originally heard in Croatia, Is so close a representation in allegory of the actual facts In tho origin of the English language, that it has a "made- up air. it is, nevertheless, picturesqutj nnd interesting. STUFFED APE TO BE SOLD. Consul la I'nclulmeil nt Appralaer'a Ofllre I1eauNe of Import Tax. Within a few days a' vigil of more than a year will have ended, nnd tlie last engagement of Consul, once a fam ous chimpanzee, will have come to a close, says the New York Herald. Governmental red tuie hos for the last twelve months kept Consul or all that remains of him, a close prisoner lu the office pf J. 1l. Storey, deputy collector of tho port of New York. Dur ing that time the stuffed figure of the monkey has become so familiar to the clerks of the office that they stopped staring at the sight of him standing there, looking like a dwarfed human. When his owner took Consul away from New York, where he had been born and reared, It broke tbe animal's heart After going ail over Europe and attracting the attention not only of the curious but of the learned as well. Consul became ill of pneumonia at the close of an entertainment given before Kaiser William In Berlin. Three days later he died, having shown, so it Is said, no desire to recover. Ills owner decidol to have blm stuff ed by the best taxidermist In Berlin, and forwarded to Dr. E. ( Buckey, 53 Crnuberry street, Brooklyn, with in structions to the physiclau to present the specimen to the natural history mu seum. When the hotly arrived here a year ago tho United State authorities noti fied Dr. Buckey that be would have to pay a 20 per cent duty, but this be de clined to do. As a result the stuffed figure was put In the office of tbe col lector to stand guard over the other seizure. Readllr Explained. "You are well preserved for your ape." "Yes; I was canned' at college.". The Wabash. Every woman who owns a sewing machine has a number of "attach ments" that go with It which she never use.