Nothing I Ate Agreed With Me. iff ..-VV"'--;:V, I -A- MRS. LENORA BODENHAMER. Mm Ienorn Rodcnlinmcr, It. V. I. 1, Cox 1M, Kernersvillc, X. C, writes: "I Buffered with stomach trouble and indirection for (ionic time. 1 1 I no.liin; tlint I ale agreed with inn. 1 wis very nervous ntxl experienced a continual feeling of uneasiness and car. I oo!i medicine from tliu doc I or, but it did me no good. "I found in one of your lYrjtia luniks description of my symptoms. I then wrote to !)r. Ilnrlninn lor ndvire. lie said I had catarrh of the stomach. I took reruns and Mnnnlin nml lolhcved fiis directions nnd enn now ny :I:U 1 feel an well as 1 ever did. "I hope that all who ire i .filleted v.iih the name symptoms will '.nko Pcruuu, us It has certainly cured me." The above is only one of hundreds who hsve written similar letters to lr. Ilartman. Just one such case a this entitles IVruna to the candid consider atlon of every one similarly afflicted. If this be true of the testimony of one per son what ought to he the testimony of hundreds, yes thousands, of honest, sin cere people? We have in our hies a groat .many other testimonials. Home of the Bonk Thief. Torls la the home of the great hook thief," writes a correspondent from that city to a German paper. "It la Just sixty years since Count Llhrl, a li brarian of the National library, fled to England taking with hi in books to the value of 2,000.000 francs belonging to the library. Ho was sentenced 'In ontuninelam to ten years' Imprison ment, but never served a day and nev r returned a book. The directors had to purchase them from people to whom bey had been sold, and paid large jprlcjDs for them. A similar theft lias recently been discovered In the library of the Eeolo des Heaux Arts. Here ;Io the thief remains unpunished be- cause he died before his crime became : known. A good name covers much, and -the thief, who was M. Thomas, an of J fleer of the Legion of Honor, architect of the Grand Palais and recipient 'of . the lloinnn prize, was at liberty to - ...1 .. I : v m r t , yiuuuni uiit lioiurj Ut Will. lie WHS ; an enthusiast on the subject of old en ; ravings and bibliographic curiosities, nd could satisfy his desires In thfft direction without molestation on the part of custodians. His method was to tear engravings from books or to carry away the whole work. In this manner he acquired books and pictures to the vulue of about 200,000 francs." The Thonins thefts brought to light the tact Mint no Inventory had ever been made of the Heuux Arts library, and that Instead of a modern catalogue an tique slips and memoranda furnished 11 the Information us to the valuable .collection. ' The Higher I'owrr, Bishop Cluuincey R. Hrewster, for merly of Detroit, told a story the other day which he says Is Sirs. Brewster's .favorite. It seems the bishop bad caught a small buy stenllng r.ppples In I bis orchard ; r., after reproving him se verely for smne time, lie said. "An J now, my loy, do you know why I tell you all this? There Is one before whom ..even I am n crawling worm; do you know who?" "Sure," replied the hoy promptly; ?the missus." Harper's Weekly. la I)rurliurt, "Who Is your leading mci-chnnt here?" "Inquired the stranger. "I don't know his name," said the tired looking man sitting on the dry goods box. "He's one o' them there, muil order houses In Chicago." To convince sny woman that r. tlna AntUrpMo vlll Improve her benllli sui do ail we claim for It. W m mi 1 1 1 end ber absolutely free a large trial bos of Pax tine with book of lustruo tloas and genuine testimonial. 8 en 4 your name aud add re. oa a postal card. anses heal eou em fecttons, such ma nasal catarrh. peNio catarrh and InfhmunuUon caused by leml nine Ills sure eyes, sore Diront and mouth, by direct local treatment. Its cur alive power over these troubles I extra ordinary and irlves immediate relief. Thousands of women are using and rec ommending it every dy, to cents at druKKlstsorby mall. Remember, however, I T OOSTM V O IT N OT II IN 1 TO Til Y I T. TUa U. VAXSXOS CO., Ifexloo, Alasa. Don't Push I N The hone can draw the I .y load without help, if you reduce friction to almost nothing by applying cant ever m,a, f fi' IV l'.K ,'jz sr:. ky?.. FREE Madame Midas "By Ftrguj Hum CnAPTEB XXX. fContinued.) "My husband," she said, In a whisper. "Alive?" said Calton, turning to the man at the window. "I should rather think so," said Vil li, insolently, advancing into the room; "I don't look like a dead man, do I?" Madame Midas sprang forward and on tight his wrist. "So you have come back, murderer!" she hissed in his ear. "What do you mean?" sa'ud her hus band, wrenching his hand away. "Mean?" she cried, vehemently; "yon know what I mean. You cut yourself off entirely from me by your attempt on my Jife, and the theft of the gold ; you dare tint have showed yourself in case you re ceived the reward of your crime; and so you worked In the dark against me. I knew you were near, though I did not see you ; and you for a second time attempted my life." "I did not," muttered Viliers, shrink ing back from the indignant blar.- of her eyes. "I cn prove " "Tou can prove," she burst out, con temptuously, drawing herself up to her full height. "Yes I you can prove any thing with your cowardly nature and ly ing tongue ; but prove that you were not the man who came in the dead of night and poisoned the drink waiting for me, which was taken by my nurse. You can prove yes, you shall prove, it, In the pris oner's dock, ere you go to the gallows." During all this terrible speech V'llliers had crouched, half terrified, while his wife towered over him, magnificent in her an ger. At the end, however, he recovered himself a little, and began to bluster. "Every man has a right to a hearing," he said, defiantly, looking from his wife to Calton; "I can explain everything." "I have no doubt you will prove black Is white by your lying," she said, coldly, returning to her seat; "I await this ex planation." Thereupon Vllliers sat down and told them (he whole story of bis mysterious disappearance, and how he had been made a foel of by Vandelotrp. When be had ended, Calton, who had resumed his seat and listened to the recital with deep In terest, stole a glance at Madame Midas, but she looked as cold and impenetrable as ever. "I understand now the reason of your disappearance," she said, coldly; "but that is not the point. I want to know the reason you tried to murder me a sec ond time." "I did net," returned Viillcra, quietly, with a gesture of dissent. "Then Sellna Sprotts, since you are so particular," retorted bis wife, with a riser ; "trot it was yon who committed the crime." "Wbo says I did?" cried Vllliers, stand ing op. "You asked me who committed the crime; "look at that door," pointing to the door which led Into the ball, "and you will see the real murderer of Sellna Bprotts appear." Calton and Madame Midas turned sim ultaneously, and the seconds seemed like hours as they waited with bated breath for the opening of the fatal door. The same name was on their Hps as they gazed with intense expectation, and that name was Gaston Vandelonp. The noise of approaching footsteps, a rattle at the handle of the door, and it was flung wide open by the servant. There stood, meet, apologetic and smiling the fast-living bank clerk, the darling of so ciety, and the secret assassin Barty. He advanced smilingly into the room, when suddenly the smile died away, and' tils face bancbed as his eyes rested on Viliers. He made a step backward as if to fly, but in a moment Kilsip was on him. "I arrest you In the Queen's name for the murder of Sellna Sprotts," and he slipped the handcuffs on his wrists. The papers were full of it next day, nd Vllliers statement, together with Bar ty's confession, were published side by side. Of course there was great excitement over the discovery of the real murderer, especially, as Barty was so well known In Melbourne society, but no one pitied hlrn. In the days of his prosperity he hid been obsequious to his superiors and insolent to those beneath him, so that nil he gained was the contempt of one and the hate of the other. Luckily, he had no relatives whom his crimo would havo dis graced, and as he had not succeeded in getting rid of Madame Midns, he Intended to have run away, to South America, and had forged a check In her name for a large amount In order to supply himself with funds. Unhappily, however, he had paid that fatal visit and had been arrest ed, and since then had been In a state of abject i'ear, brgglng and praying that his life might be spared. His crime, how ever, had awakened such indignation that the law was allowed to take Its course. so early ono wet, cold morning Barty was dehrered into the bands of the hangman, and bis mean, piuiui imie soul was launched Into eternity. Kitty was of course, released, but over- whelmed with shame and agony at all her past life saving bees InJd bare, she did not go to see Madame Midas, but disap peared. vaaaeioup, tor wnnm a warrant was out for the murder of Letaalre, had also disappeared, and was supposed to have gone to America. Madame Midas suffered severely from the shocks she bad undergone with the discovery of everyone's baseness. She settled a certain income en her husband, on condition she never was to see him again, which offer he readily accepted, aad having arranged all her affairs In Australia, she left for England, hoping to find lu travel some alteration, if not forget fulness, of the sorrow of the past A good woman a noble womnn, yet one who went forth Into the world broken hearted and friendless, with no belief in anyone and no pleasure In life. She, how ever, was of too fine a nature ever to siuk lato the inlcal Indifference of a mlsan tnropic life, and the wealth which she ! sesad was nobly used by her to alleviate the horrors of poverty and to help those who needed help. Like MkI.is, the Greek King, from whence her quaint name was derived, she hsd turned everything she touched into gold, and though It brought her no happiness yvt it was the cause o bsppmess to others, but Him would give II her weslth cenld she but once more rvgsin that trust Id human nature which had been so cruelly betrayed. CHAPTER XXXI. BucJs a hot night as it was not breath of wind, aad the inoou. fuU orbed. dull and yellow, hang like a Umn ia flae 5) dark blue sky. Low down on the horizon are groat masses of rain clouds, rsinred nnd angry looking, and the whole firmament seems to weigh down on tlio still earth, where everything is burnt and parched, the foliage of the trees hanging limp and heavily, and the grass, yellow nnd sere, mingling with the hot, white dust of the roads. Absolute stillness everywhere down here by the Ynrrn Ynrra, not even the river making n noise as it sweeps swiftly down on its winding core between its low mud tanks. No bnrk of a dog or human voice hro;iks the stillness; not eves the sighing of the wind through the trees. And throughout all this unearthly silence a nervous vitality predominates, for the air Is full of electricity, and the subtle force is permeating the whole scene. A long trail of silver light lies on the dark sur face of the. river rolling along, and here and there the c:.-:ent swirls into sombre, cruel-looking pools. Just a little way below the bridge which leads to the Botanical Gardens, on the near side of the river, stands nn old, di lapidated bnthing houpe, with its long row of dressing rooms, doorless and damp ing. A broad, irregular wooden platform is in front of those, and slopes gradually down to the bank, from whence narrow, crazy-looking steps, stretching the whole length of the platform, go down bene.ith the sullen waters. And all this covered with black and green slime, with whole armies of spiders weaving grey, dusky webs In odd corners, and a broken-down fence on the left half buried in bush rank grass on evil-looking place even in the daytime, nnd ten times more evil-looking nnd uncanny under the light of the moon, which fills it with vague shadows. Tho rough, slimy platform is deserted, and nothing is heard but the squeaking and scampering of the water rats. Suddenly a black shadow comes glid in galong the narrow path by the river bank, and pauses a moment at the en trance to the platform. Then It listens for a few minntes, and again hurries down to the crazy looking steps. The black shadow standing there, like the genius of solitude, is a woman, and she has apparently come to add herself to the list of the cruel-looking river's victims. Standing there, with one hand on the rough rail, and -staritig with fascinated eyes on the dull muddy water, ahe does not hear a step behind her. The shadow of a man, who has apparently followed' ber, glides from behind the bathing shed, and stealing down to the woman on the verge of the stream, lays a delicate white hand on her shoulder. She turns with a startled cry, and Kitty Marchurst and Gaston Vandeloup are looking into one another's eyes. Kitty's charming face Is worn and pal lid, and the hand which clutches ber shawl is trembling nervously as she gazes at her husband. There he stands, dressed In old black clothes, worn and tattered looking, with bis fair auburn hair all tangled and matted; bis chin covered with short, stubby beard of some weeks' growth, and his face gaunt and haggard- looking the very same appearance as he had when he landed In Australia. Then he sought to preserve bis liberty ; now he is seeking to preserve bis life. They gaze at one another in a fascinated manner for a few moments, and then Gaston removes his hand from the girl's shoulder with a sardonic laugh, and she buries ber face in her hands with a stilled sob. "So this is the end," he said, pointing to the river, and fixing his scintillating yes on the girl ; "this is the end of our lives; for you the river for me, the hang man. "Heaven help me," she moaned, piteous- ly ; "what else Is left to me but the river?" "Hope," he said, in a low voice; "yon are young; you aro beautiful; you can yet enjoy life; but," in a deliberate cruel manner, "you will uot, for ibe river claims you as its victim." Something in his voice fills her with fear, and looking up she rends death in his face, and sinking on her knees she holds out her helpless hands with a pity ing cry for life. "Strange," observed M. Vandeloup. with a touch of his old airy manner; "you come to commit suicide and are not afraid ; I wish to save you the trouble, and you are, my dear you are illogical." 'No! no! she mutters, twisting ber hands together, "I do not want to die ; why do you wish to kill me?" lifting her wan face to his. Ho bent down, and caught her waist fiercely. "You ask me that?" be said, In a voice of concentrated passion, "you who, with your long tongue, have put tho hangman's rope around my throat ; but for you, I would, by this time, have been on my way to America, where freedom and wealth await me. I have worked hard, and com mitted crimes for money, and now, when I should enjoy It, you, have dragged mo back to the depths." I did not make you commit the crimes, she said, piteously. "Bah !" with a scotfing laugh, "who said you did? I lake my own sius on my own shoulders; but you did worse: you betrav ed me. Yes; there is warrant out for my arrest, for the murder of Pierre, I have eluded the clever Melbourne police so far but I have lived tin lift) of a dug. I dare not even nsk for food, lest I betray mr self. I am starving! I tell you, starving! and it is your work." He flung her violently to the ground and she lay there, a huddled heap of cloili- Ing, while, with wild gesticulations, h' went on. "But I will not bang," he said, fiercely "Octave Braulard, who escaped the guil lotlne. will not ierisli by a rope. No; I have found n boat going to South America and to-morrow I go on board of her. to sail to Valparaiso; but before I go I set tie with you." She sprang suddenly to her feet with a look of kate iu her eyes. "iou villiau!" she said, through her clenched teeth, "you ruined my life, but you shall not murder me !" lie caught her waist again, but he was week for want of food aud she easily wrenched it away. "Stand back I" she cried, retreating little. "You think to escape me," he almost shrieked, all his smooth cynical mask fal ling off; "no, you will not; I will throw you Into the river. I will see you sink to your death. on will cry for help. No one will bear you. Both of us are uieM less. You will die like a rat In a hole, and thai face you are so proud of wilt be bnrlerl In the mud of the river. Your time hns come to die." He hissed out the Inst word in a low. sibilant mnnner, then sprang toward tor to execute his puriHmc. They wore both standing on the verge of tha strps and in stinctively Kitty put out her hands to keep him olf. She struck him on the chest and then his foot slipped on the green slime which covered the steps nnd with a cry of hauled rage he fell backward Into the dull waters with n heavy splash. The swift current gripped him, nnd before Kit ty could utter a sound she could see him rising out In midstream and being carried rapidly away. He throw up his hands wit!i a hoarse cry for help, but weakened by famine, he could do nothing for him self ami sank for the second time. Again he rose, and the current swept him near shore, almost within reach of a fallen tree. He mnde a desperate effort to grasp it, but the current, mocking bis puny ef forts, bore him away once again In its giant embrace, and with a wild shriek he sank to rise no more. The woman on the hank, with white face and staring eyes, saw the fate which he had meant for her meted out to him, and when she covered her face with her hands nnd fled rapidly away into the shadowy night. The sun is sotting In the a sea of blood and all the west is lurid with crimson nnd barred by long black clouds. A heavy cloud of smoke shot with fiery red hang ings over tho city and the din of many workings sounds through the air. Down on the river the ships are floating on the bloorl-stniued waters, and all their mnsta stand up like a forest of bare trees against the cleat sky. And the river sweeps on red snd angry-looking under the sunset, with the rank grass and vegetation on its shelv ing banks. Knts are scampering along among the wet stones, nnd then a vagrant dog polking about amid some garbage howls dismally. What is that black speck on the crimson waters? The trunk of a tree perhaps ! no, it's a body, with white face and tangled auburn hair; it is float ing down with the current. People are passing to nnd fro on the bridge, the clock strikes in the town hall, and the dead body drifts slowly down the red stream far into the shadows of the coming night under the bridge, across which the crowd is hurrying, bent -on pleasure and business, past the tall ware houses where rich merchants are count ing their gains, under the shadow of the big steamers with their tall masts and smoky funnels. Now It Is caught in the reeds at the side of the stream ; no, the current carries it out again, and so down the foul river, with the hum of the city on each side aud the red sky above, drifts the dead body on its way to the sea. The red dies out of the sky, the veil of night descends, and under the cold starlight cold and cruel as his own natures that which was once Gaston Vandeloup floats way into the still shadows. THE END. Ills I. feat Request. Pat was In the habit of going horn drunk every nlgbt and beating bis wife Biddy not because lie disliked her, but because he thought It was the thing, to do. Finally Biddy lost patience and ap pealed to the priest The priest called that evening, and Pat came home drunk as usual. "Pat," said the priest, "you're drunk, and I'm going to make you stop this right here. If you ever got drunk again I'll turn you Into a rat do you mind that? If I don't see you I'll know about it Just the same, and into a rat you go. row, you mind that. Pat was very docile that night, but the next evening he came home even worse drunk than ever, kicked in the door, and Biddy dodged behind tho table to defend lierself. "Don't be afraid, dnrllnt." says Pat, as he steadied himself before dropping Into n cluilr, "I'm not going to bate ye. I won't lay the weight of my finger on ye. I want ye to be kind to me to night, dnrllnt, and to remember the days when we was swatebearts and when ye loved me. Y'ou know his rlv erence km id last night If I got dhrunk again lio'd turn me Into a r&t. He didn't see me, but he knows I'm (llirunk, and this night into a mt I go. But I v;int ye to be kind to nie, dar- llnt. nml watch mo, and when ye see me gcttln' little, and the hair growln' out on me, and me whiskers gettin' long. If ye ever loved me, darllnt, keep yer eye on the cat." A Sailor on Spa IMctnrcn. "I'll take u sailor nloni? with m tVi next time I buy u marine painting," said a millionaire. "I bought two ma rines last mouth, and yesterday my old Ineiul Capialu Saltuorxe bad a look ut tliem. 'Saltliorse said : " 'Iu tills Ilrst Picture we've cot a trading schooner in charge of a tug towing awuy from a rock bound coast through a fearful Jumble of sea. The schooners maintop mast is gone, and all sails are lowered except her stnv. sail, which Is kept hoisted, though she is towing ueau on to the gule. Why that hoisted istaysull? All bunds. I sun- pose, are drunk." '"Iu tlie second picture.' contltmmt Captain Saltliorno, 'Ibe principal boat. an eiguteen looter, is racing, yet has no flag Hying. That's us Incorrect as It would be for you to go to a dinner party minus a shirt. The crew of this boat are getting In the spinnaker, aud. If they lower away, both ninnaUer and boom will be Iu the water, for they have neglected to let the boom go for ward. But I know what tho trouble la with them. They, too, are drunk.'" St. Louis Globe-Democrat. lu No Hurry. All old citizen who hud been hen pecked nil bis life was about to die. His wile felt It lier duty to offer Ulm such consolation as she might aud said: "John, you are about to go, but I will follow you." 1 nuHso m, Manda," said the old man weakly, "but so fur as I am con (viT.od you don't need to be lb any blamed hurry ubotit It!" Tout, ririfnl and Future. Mrs. D. Vorcee if I could only for- get the past! But, ulas. It Is ever be fore me! Mrs. Oldun You'll have a iad future with your past always pres ent. Take my advice and leave th past behind for the present aud llvvj l the future for the future aud not In tU past. Life. Tlu? man wbo marries for money sol dom becomes round-shouldered from carrying what he gets. When a man beholds hla first bah boy his path qf lift looks Many, j POVERTY VERSUS HIGH SOCIAL STANDING. SMasaBBHSMsasaaBBaaaaaiaasuaM V rtxurr v. tbavss. e pretty nearly assume our own position In the world. Again, It may be because she is prettier in ber old rags than the other women In their smart costumes, or It may lie that her own unerring sense of what Is line and worth having excludes her naturally from what Is popular. I have seen lovely princess rag tags who bad all these qualities and who were poor nnd pretty, and proud nnd talented, nnd sarcastic nnd sensitive, nnd audacious and timid, whom I would rather resemble tbnn any smart society dame I ever saw. And I will tell you why. When you realize that you are not an active member In your social world and that therrt Is much lucking In your life, you at once begin looking for compensations; and whoever looks for compensations is sure to find them, and they are so much more worth hnvlng than iniy number of first-band elegancies! I doubt that people who are born Into a world of rea ly-niudo pleasures are tho fortunate ones. Long, long ago, I stopped grieving over being tag tail. From being a small tragedy It turned Into the most heart some comedy, as It will always do when one learns to live one's own life. Never shall I forget the first time I went to a semlsoclnl event nt a very fashionable and exclusive bouse In the dry. I entered the bouse In deep humility, for here I supposed I was going to see something really great and fine. I was so ignorant of life, I renlly believed that rich and great people In the city bad a finer quality of mind than any people I bad ever seen. A person of worldwide celebrity was present. After sitting dumbly amid all this greatness a while I began to prick up my ears, and what do you think I discovered? Why, Just this: Most of the women wbo bad the affh!r In charge were silly nnd nffected beyong the limit. Whnt they said was beside the point, vapid nnd tiresome, and tho celebrity why she was exactly like the plain Tillage woman I knew when I was a little girl. She was real. I got a new Idea of the quality of greatness right there, nnd from that day I have realized that whoever Is quite sincere Is gr?nt. It makes no difference what position you occupy in your social world as long as you can get out of life something worth having. I doubt that the social leader of any fashionable set can ever tell you as much, sketch for you as many amusing Incidents or give you so clear a conception of vivid human characteristics as some person who. In bis younger days, at least, occupied the humblo position of tag tall. Chicago Journal.. cierace Three new stamps have Just been Is sued in Holland. Those who stick them on their letters pay double postage, half the value going to the state and half to antituberculosis work. Several big nuggets of gold have re cently been discovered at Poseidon Kush, near Taraguella, Australia. Two were unearthed weighing, respectively, 373 ounces and 967 ounces. A staircase has been Invented which ploys tunes as It Is walked up and down upon. A scries of pins Is pressed by tlie feet and plays gongs and drums while others are connected with collap sible chambers, which blow various In struments. The latest building material Is called kremlte, and Is being mnde In St. Petersburg. It Is a compound of pow dered clay, sand and flourspar melted together at a high temperature. The molten mass can be molded like Iron Into any desired shniie. The height of the loftiest known mountain In the world, Mount Everest in the Himalayas, has long stood In the school geographies at 29,002 feet Recent computations from the surveys of Captain Wood of the Survey of In dia reduce this estimate to 2S.700 feet. Other high Himalayan peaks come down proportionately. But these re sults are not regarded as final, and It Is thought that when certain factors have been allowed for, the estimate of Mount Everest's height may be Increased above 29,000 feet Instead of being di minished below it Successful experiments In sending tel ephone messages by wireless electric waves over a distance of forty kilo meters, nearly twenty-five miles, were made recently by Professor Slaby. The messages were transmitted between Berlin and Nauen, and Professor Slaby says that no approach to so great a distauce has ever before been tried. Words and sentences were sent and re peated bnck with great distinctness. The success of the experiments is ascribed to the Isolation of the micro phones and to the damping out of all foreign vibrations. Further experi ments are awaited with much Interest There are few places where the auto mobile Is more indispensable for every day business than In South Africa. The number lu use Is constantly increasing. They ure particularly valuable in the mining districts, where engineers and officora of the companies employ them In running long distances. It bs said to be a dally occurrence for a mining en gineer to visit. In his automobile, a mine forty or fifty miles from his office, aud return the same day. The cars havo to bo strong and suited for hard knocks, as well as for steep hill-cllmb- lng. Tho dry climate prevents tlie use of wood for veneering, box-work and fittings, and aluminum Is used Instead. Notwithstanding ant-hills, boulders and gullies, the trackless wastes are often preferred to roads. FISH THAT ARE CANNIBALS. (an Swallow Other Kin he that Are Many Tlmra Tbrlr Balk. The waters adjacent to tlie coasts of the I'nlted States contain some of the most extraordinary fishes to be found anywhere In the world. There Is a fish able and willing to swallow whole other fishes which are from six to twelve times Its superior In bulk. This fish Inhabits the deep sea, living, It Is supposed, at a depth of 1 tm fathoms. In the latter half of the last century three specimens one of tlietu lielng uow In tlie national museum of chlasmo- don nlger, or black swallower, the s cles referred to, were found. In each In stance with a fish from all to twelve times bulkier than Itself In Its stomach. This flah has an elongated body of I Tjpcd to IsMlcve with my whole heart that nil my social lacks were due to poverty. I would look nt dull people sitting placidly In the Inner circle of some mysterious ring of Hocmlngly linp py and charming people nml wonder by what right tliey were furnished with the means of having n good time. It Is ve'-y ensy for poor people to Imagine that tliey are slighted or treated with scant considera tion on account of their poverty, because It Is so often the caso. A womnn with a costume "faked up" from nn old black skirt and a homemade lace waist with the wrong kind of sleeves In it finds It quite nat nrnl literally to believe Mint ber lack of proper costume and means of entertaining Is the reason for her be?f!g "tag tnir' in the circle to which she belongs by birth and bringing up. But It Is not always so. She moy be needlessly sar castic and proud, or she may be self-conscious and touchy. nearly uniform thickness to within a short distance of the tall, Into which It tapers slightly. Such is its apjienr. nn-e when hungry. As it swims around In the somber deep It espies a fish many times larger than Itself. Darting upon Its prey, It seizes it by the tall and slowly but sure ly climbs over It with Its Jaws, first us ing one and then the other. Gradually the prey Is taken In, the stomach and Integuments of the swal lower stretching out, and at last the en tire fish Is passed through the mouth and Into the stomach and the distended belly appears as a great bag, projecting far out backward and forward, over which is the swallower, looking very small in comparison. The walls of the stomnch and belly become so stretched they are transpar ent and the species of the fish within can be discerned. But In swallowing such large prey tho captor sometimes overdoes the matter and retribution fol lows swiftly in the shape of acute indi gestion, which causes Its death. Kluir OaWar to the Rescue. At the time of the marriage of the crown prince of Sweden, Miss Emmn Tlmrsby, the American singer, and Mine. Christine Nillson were appear ing on alternate nights at the Itoynl Theater at Stockholm. Madame Nill son would sing In opera one night and Miss Thurshy in concert the next Both ludies were Invited to the court ball given by King Oskar In honor of the crown prince and his bride, and both wished to attend. But neither bad a court train. Miss Tbursby recent ly wrote In the Philadelphia Press, and they were at their wits' ends to know whnt to do. Every dressmaker In Stockholm was busy nlgbt and day; It was too late to order their trains from Paris. Madame Nillson finally solved the difficulty. "I will write to the king about It." she said. And she did. "Your Most Gracious Majesty," she wrote In her letter, "Miss Tbursby and I have no flaps to wear to the court ball. What shall we do?" "Come without them. Oskar," was the answer they got back the same day. They went to the ball, and had a memorable time. In Good Season. In a place In New Jersey the town officers had just put some fire extiu gulshers In their big buildings. One day one of the buildings caught fire, says the Philadelphia Ledger, and the extinguishers failed to do their work A few days later at the town meet lng some citizens tried to learn the rea son. After they had freely discussed the subject one of them said. "Mr. Chair man, I make a motion that the fire ex tinguishers be examined ten days be fore every Are." Shortest -Name for a Street. The thoroughfare which can bonst the shortest name of any in Ixindon is D Mews, In the locality of itegent's Pnrk. It Is the only surviving "alpha bet" street I. e., streets whose nauies were simply a letter of the alphabet. Some years ngo nearly every Utter in the alphabet gave its name to a thur oughfare, but D Mews is the only oni which has not hud Its name lengthen ed. Tit-Bits. Quickly Supplied. There have been many strange thin in English history. One of the mo curious was recently mentioned by little schoolgirl. a 'The hydra," said this much-Inform ied young person, "was married to lit the Eighth. When lie cut her head n ry off unothcr one sprang right up." Perhaps U would help a little In ting rid of the pest 'f every one eluded in bis spring medicine ;i li dandelion tea. Many a man takes a oeUcr half la a halliearted manner. Too Hanld firowth. The minister's 0-year-old son T?r i 'cry critical, literal turn of mind, unid his father's sermons sometimes puzzle hi in sorely. He regards his father fll the embodiment of truth and wisdom, but he has difficulty In barmonb.i'e? the dominie's pulpit utterances with the world as it renlly Is. His parents en courage him to express his oplnloni nnd clear up his doubts as much as pos sible. So one Sunday at dinner, after long period of thought, they were sur prised when lie said gravely, "Papa, you said one thing in your sermon to day that I don't think Is so at all." "Well, what s that, my boy?' asked the clergyman. "Wliv, papa, you said, Tho boy f to-dav Is tin nimi or to-morrow mays too soon." Plttsbur;: Post. C30II)K)ffJ The DiniiFri of the Mines. Great and mystically dreadful Is the earth from a mine's depth. Man Is in the implacable grasp of nature. It has m ., only to tighten slightly nnd he Is crtisnf ea line n mig. ins louuest snrios; or agony would be as inqiotent as his final moan to bring help from that fair land that lies like heaven over his head. There Is an Insidious silent ene my In the gas. If the huge fanwheel on the top of the enrth should stop for a brief period there Is certain death, and a panic more terrible than any oc curring where the sun has shone ensues down under the tons of rock. If a man may escape the gas, the floods, the squeezes" of falling rock, the cars shooting through little tunnels, the pre carious elevators, the hundred perils. there usually comes to him nn attack of "miner's asthma" that slowly racks and shakes him Into the grave. Stephctk f Crane. V Too Good to Wast. The hobo bad unloaded a weird tale of woe upon the man at the street cor ner. "Take that story to the Sunday editor." said the man, who happened to bea'. newspaper reporter, "and hell give you1 column rates for it." To be on good terms with human na ture, Be Well ! Garfield Tea purifies the blood, eradicates disease, regulates tho digestive organs and bring Good Health I Manufactured by Garfield Tea Co, Brooklyn, N. Y. Sold by druggists. Talk Leaa to the Horae. A horse which has always been made to obey quickly will respond to com mands from anyone, whereas the crea ture which has been petted and talked to accords, unless hungry, scant atten tion to anyone. We talk to horses al together too much, and It Is a silly and dangerous custom. "Whoa !" should mean but one thing, and slip, slide or fall, should meet with Instant obedi ence. Not another word should ever be used, beyond possibly the order to "stand over" In the stall (although even that Is best unsaid), except the "click" of the tongue for Increased speed. The nnimal's attention is kept If you are silent he does not know what you will do next, nnd as he dis trusts and merely tolerates you, even ns he fears you, bis anxiety Is alwa to find out what you wish done, or wh move you will next make. Outing Magazine. ng PALE, WJL PEOPLE. MADE STRONG AND ENERGETIC BY DR. WILLIAMS' PINK PILLS. General Breakdown Caused by Defi cient Blood Quickly Corrected by This Tonic Remedy. A feeling of general weakness, pool appetite, loss of breath after the slight est exercise and broken sleep are sonui of the symptoms of general debility. Yon may think that they liave no relation to each other nnd that you will worry along, hoping all tho time to feel bettor soon. This is a mistake, for every one of the symptoms is caused by bad blood, which must bo rmile pnre and new before health will be restored again. A tonio treatment is necessary and for this Purpose there is no better remedy than r. Williams Piuk Pills. Mr. J. O. Havey, of 95 Willow St., Chelsea, Mass. , says : "I was sick for a numlier of years from general debility and indigestion. I was never free from stomach tronble and my nerves were so shattered that the least excitement un fitted me for any serious work. My sleep was restless on account of terrible pains in the email of my back. These, pains would sometimes lust for a month ortwo. Mysight grewweak, thereseem ing to be a blur constantly before my eyes. I couldn't concentrate my mind on my work, and the attempt to do so completely exhausted me. 'I was finally forced to give np a position I had held for twenty-eight years. After trying several medicine witliont help, I rt-a I of Dr. Williams' Pjnk Pills and gave them a trial. They fluide me feel so much better and so lunch stronger tluit I started in b names for myself here iu Chelsea. I havo never ha:l a return of my former sick, ness and cheerfully recommend Dr. Wil liams' Pink Pills us uu excellent nerve and blood tonic." Dr. Williams Pink Pills have long been rexxjguized ns an excellent tonio remedy in cases of indigestion and gen eral debility, where the stomach aud other organs of the body are weakened and disordered simply through lack of tiroper nourishment. They liave also been especially successful . in curing anu-mia, rheumatism, after-effects of the grip and fevers. A pamphlet on Disease of the Blood " and a copy of our diet book will be sent free on request to anyone inter- Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are aold by all drnggisU, or sent, postpaid, on receipt of price, 50 cent per box, six boxea for 3.60, by the Dr. Williams Modiciruj Company, Bcheneotady, M. Y.