(Dakota County Herald DAKOTA CITY, NEB, John H. Ream, - Publisher The price of a foreign title Is orten more than tho mere money. , Most bable are homely little thing, but It Isn't well to any so to their moth ers. ' Sir.' Rockefeller' gifts make some of the other philanthropists' contributions look like street car fare. With bis new while broadcloth even ! ing togs Mark Twain will be able to give the summer girl sjine lively com petition. Naturally, a country that Is Riven to ueh mild sports as prize fighting looks with horror uion the Cubans' brutal cock fights. . Mrs. Russell Huge has given a mil , Hon to n college that didn't ask for It. The silence among the other colleges Is . now vociferous. Allies Verue Is so for out of date that It Is possible to go n round the world now In forty days. Of course you have to have the money. Whnt If the supply of coal doclook as If It would give out In -00 years? You will have 1"." years before It will be necessary to worry about it. An esteemed Washington contempo rary seems to be trying to nag .Mr. Carnegie Into founding and endowing a school for simplified spelling. A London physician says people would be healthier If they, ate less. Under the present schedule of prices, they would also I hi much richer. . America ships lemons to every coun try except Russia. Japan recently hand ed to Russia all thu lemons that couu ' try tvllljiccd for a good many years to come. Although she never Joined the philan thropists' union, Mrs. Russellv Sago doesn't "feel that duty demands of her to work more than eight hours a day giving away her wealth. .One Texas woman can rldo fifty miles In one direction without getting oft her own land. Imagine the predica ment of a hook agent making Tor the front gate with u bulldog after him. . Perhaps the most remarkable thing about that case of the New York man (Who wns found to have been afflicted With fifteen different disease Is the fact that appendicitis was not one of .them. .,?' People who do not live in earth quake cones are quick to congratu late themselves every time the, think of San Francisco, Valparaiso'' or King ston. Still nobody can tell when the train he' on Is going to try to run over another train. Charles Curtis, who was lately elect ed to the United States Senate from Kansas, Is more completely American than any other member cf that body. Ills mother was a full-blooded Kaw In dian. Mr. Curtis has served In tho House of Representatives for fourteen years. Superficiality Is the bane of the day and tacked up as It so often Is by colossal self-esteem and forwardness It adds a formidable contingent to the oiiust-get-on classes of people. No one wants to plod nowadays; tho getting on must be rapid, and In trying to attalu money without having to work for It falsehood, dishonesty and heartlessuess creep In. It Is Interesting to note the rst at "which new theories of medical science are reversing those that prevailed a few years ago. Ouee when ih con. sumptlve was told to seek a change of climate he checked his trunk foe-Florida or some other sub-tropical section. But advanced views upon the nature and treatment of the disease have ma terially changed that Dryness Is a much more Important condltlou than warmth. The. patient can be protected agoiust cold, but against moisture In the climate there I no defense except to run away from It The full force of extreme expression of the reaction Is Illustrated by the fact that a Wash ington physician proiioses to take about thirty consumptive patients on a health Becking expedition to Greeulaud this summer. Frequent references are seen In tho Washington dispatches nowadays to the Congressional "whip" of the party In power. This Is a new phrase In Ameri can history, although It has beeu In common use In English history for many generations. The "whip." or tho member of Parliament who keeps track f the members of hi party, who gets them Into the House when they are needed, and conveys to them tho wishes of the premier or the leader of the 0- poHltlou, Is one of the Indispensable agents In the British system. Of late years here the Sjieaker of the House of Representative has used a nieuilier to do. thl service for him as the rep resentative of the party In iwjwer. and the party out of power naturally has to follow hi example. If train of car are to run sixty or eighty miles an hour. Is It not Impera tive that coaches sliould be m&iiu irn a special view to such speed? Tho ruiwrlor safety of the Pullman car 1 due to their stronger construction and fceavler weight. While It Is ncrfoctlv appropriate and reasonable that those ttassencer wno nay me nuuiuunai . charge eliouUJ enjoy the extra comfort they nay for, all passengers should be equally safe. Freight cars of steel cou struct lou have almost suierseded cer tain classes of wooden freight cars, be f'U' lighter aitid cbcUiter In the lomi run. ":ight It not be a safeguard against al aocideuts to construct passcugi I che of ste'!? At least, all passei ' car should be made a strung and is Pullman curs. There can be no doubt that ninny lives wonld be saved If this Wire done, and It would probably le far chenier for the rail road tympanies In the end. Incomplete statistics revering only two-flfths of the iopulalion .' of the United States sliow a death rate of 10.2 for each honsaud for the year IVOR. A comparison with the death rotes of n number of years falls to reveal any Improvement but rather Indicates retrogression. Tuberculosis, pneumonia ami cancer rank as tho lending causes of disease, and the last-named disease claims more and more victims. The fig ures do not make n pleasant Impression, but It Is well to bear In mind that the question of health, sanitation, hygiene, Individual ami social, were never more earnestly studied than now, and that within the last year or two much has tccii done to Insure a diminution tf Ihe death rate In the near future. Very likely even the statistics for I'.XKI will contain gratifying evidence of the beue flelnl effi-ts of this activity, but, at any rate, the years to come are certain to bear testimony to the value of the work, theological and practical, lay and scientific, that is being done In combat ing disease. . Research and Investiga tion, more liberally endowed, arc gud--ually solving the problems of disease that have Iwii as ballllng as they are menacing nud fatal. On the other hand, the duty utid practicability of prevent-' lug disease by establishing nnd main taining healthy condition are more and more keenly realized. Tuberculosis, It Is now understood, Is a "social disease," niul a successful cnuipalgn against It Involves attacks on sweatshops, filthy tenements, dark nnd overcrowded base ments and "alcove" and ' Insanitary factories. The gospel of plenty of pure air Is preached more vigorously than ever, and as one result we have cru sades against smoke nud dust from quarters which have taken little Inter est In financial and , commercial or aesthetic objections to the smoke nul- sance. Exercise, moderation, temper ance and legislation In various direc tions safeguarding the health of women and minors in the mills and factories cannot but contribute powerfully to tho physical welfare of the people.. The lesson of the mortality statistics Is the need of even greater attention to health nnd stricter enforcement of all law directly or Indirectly tending to pro tect It Catarrh. A very good ointment to apply to the nostril Is coimiosod of eucalyptol four drops, terebeno eight dropp, and menthol four grains. Mix ana apply three time dully, Py us ing tho liquid petrolatum In place of the solid form, an excellent apray may be made. Influenza, A simple treatment Is to take twelve drops of cinnamon oil and repent the doso In an hour. Two hour afterward tako ten drops and repent every -two hours until the temperature falls to normal or even a little below. Ten drops of tho oil should bo taken three times a day for a day or ho, this ending tho treatment. Take the oil lu about n wlneglnssful of water each time. However, It should not be for gotten that a stiff case of grip de mauds the attention of a doctor. Pneumonia. Half the drugs known to materia medicn have been used for pneumonia. Year ago patient were bled. Then enme an era of counter-lr-rltatlon, which was followed by oue or antipyretics. Quinine gave way to aconite, which In turn was displaced by whisky, strychnine, digitalis and ice packs. To-day, the more advanced physicians let nature combat the disease. All they do to help Is to keep. the patient clean and comfortable and give plenty of nourishment and fresh air. The use of drug Is wvll-nlgU abandoned und the body fights Its bat- tlo aluiie. ' Rheumatism. Hod soda baths nro recommended for rheumatism, and tho way they are taken Is this: Fill a tub half full of water ns hot na can be borne, 'nnd half a pound of common baking s da and Immerse the body for at least twenty minutes, keeping up the tcmiwrature by the addition of hot water from time to time. Vaseline or cold cream should be rubbed Into the skin afterwards In order to replace the nntural oils. Kulol has been used with good effect in the treatment of acute rheumatism, particularly the muscular variety., Kalol Is a chemical compound of salicylic ucld nnd phenol or car bolto acid. The dose for an adult Is ten grain every three hours. A Blovtutr LlUaueaa. An artist who U commissioned to paint a portrait know tho desirabili ty of what Is termed "a speuktor like ness." Ono artist who was called upon to execute a iwrtralt from an old tin type found that still more was ex Ieclcd of htm. "This Isn't satisfactory to me or to F.mma Jnna, our daughter," said the widower, who had produced the tln tyis? as hi sole "picture of nin." "No, I should upKse not," the ar tist agreed. "Well, now, what we want Is this." and the widowed looked at biui wist fully. "We'd like you to keep tho fea ture about a they are, only llveu "em up some aud make 'em sort o' twltchy." "TwltcliyP echoed the artist, vaguely. "Yea, twltchy." said tho widower, with a decided nod. "You see, we loved ma Just as she was, an' she bad a kind of a nervous twitch ta her mouth an' nose that kep' up mot of the time. "I don't exjiect you to paint 'em twitching," ho added, tolerantly, "but I want, aud Kuiuui Jane wants, they should look a If they might twitch any wluut." ftlnka Why ' are you playing your organ In a lonely spot like this? The Grinder I'm studying a new piece. Plck-VIe-Up. "Don't you think he Is the most sen sible man you ever knew?" "Er well, yon see I never knew him before he wa engaged." Houston Chronicle. Customer Can you recommend this a a good blood purifier? Druggist Madam, one dose of that would cure the eruptions of Mt Vesuvius. Phila delphia Press. Passenger (faintly) S-s-top the ship I I've dropped my teeth. Punch. "There nre lots of men able to gov ern women." "Yes, nnd they're all bachelors." Houston Post. The Artist Oh, r.e madam has zo grand face. 1 shall make ste speaking likeness.. Ilenpock Kr well, old man. you needn't go so far ns that, you know. Metropolitan Magazine. Johnnie I'apn, papa, come quick! Mamma has fainted. Papa Here, put. this ten-dollur bill In her hand. John nie (a moment later) She snys she wants ten more. Flicgende Rlnettcr. "Money ft ?sn't always brlnjr happi ness and jvneo of mind." "Y'oit nre right there," answered the man with an anxious look. "Sometimes It tempts you to buy automobiles." Washington Star. ' ' Weary Wiggles Don't call at that second house down the road. Meander ing Mike What's the matter? Cross dog? Weary Wiggles Worse than that A new bride that does her own cooking. Topeka Journal. Dora Is It true that Jack Is going to marry you? Plura Yes, dear. Dora Well, you'd better tnuke him slga the pledge. Flora Why, Tick doesn't drink. Dora No. but he probably will. Cleveland Leader. "Where did you get that black eye?' asked Tete de Veau. "Oh,' only a lov ers' quarrel," L'Olgnon answered airily. "What? Did your girl gIvq,you that?" "No, It was her other lover." New Or leans Times-Democrat. ' - "And what were the provisions of your uncle' will?" "That I should have all ho left, nfter the payment of his Just debts." "Ah, very good of the Bid man, wasn't It? What did he leave?" "Just debts." Judy. "Invest," said Ciobsa Golde, "but nev er speculate." "Hut what, precisely, Is the difference, father," young Colde asked, "between an Investment and a IK?culatlon?" "It's a speculation." the other answered, "If you lose." Denver Post "Crlttlck was pleased to say that my play had few equals as a bit of real Ism," remarked young De Rlter. 'He said even more than that," said Pep prey. "Indeed?" "Yes," he added, "and positively no Inferior." Phila delphia Lodger. Sprocket You've talked a good deal about your new automobile. What Is there so' specially attractive about It? Sparker When I come along with It this afternoon In front of your place of business Just you take n good look at thnt girl on the front seat. Chicago Tribune. ' Ouest These eggs are rather flav ory. Pretty ' Waitress Tearcawfy? Guest These eggs they're not quite Pretty Waitress (to another pretty waitress who is passing) Dick was In last night, lie asked after you. (To guest) Did you say tearcawfy? Quest ( glooml ly ) Coffee. Ch Icago Chroni cle. HOME OF A NOVELIST. &3 5W ""W J 1-s. 'i.lBiJhiiVi The rambling structure shown In the cut 1 tho resldenco built by Robert Louis Stevenson at Samoa ami named by bliu Yalllmn. It seems that the Herman governor of Samoa has been trying to buy Valllma for an official residence, unil the matter has aroused a good deal of discussion. Stevenson was bitterly opposed to German su premacy In Samoa. Uoki Are I'.nrnllril uu Force. Among the additions which will bo made to the police force of Lexington, Ky., soon will be two famous blood hounds. They are Nick Carter and Ivy, the two mau-huiitlug dogs owned by Captain V. H. Mulllken, who recent ly moved to this city from Wllmore. The dogs nre known all over the State for their success m running down criminals. It Is proposed to add six mounted lsdkenien, who will be used to patrol the newly annexed suburbs. Wlien Captain Mulllken heard of thl proposition he asked that be lie made one of the new patrolmen, aud a the result of a consultation between him aud the city olllelals It was agreed that Captain Mulllken should receive a posit lou as mounted patrolman, nnd that the dogs should also bo attached to the force, the city paying for their care and maluteuuuce. Iudlanapolls Star. Would Not Ilrvak Krlenaaola. An editor, talking tho olher day In New York about Oliver Hereford, said : "He at in my office one afternoon when a young novelist eutered. "'Mr. Hereford,' said the novelist eagerly, 'I value your opinion very much. Now, I want you to tell me candidly what you think of my new book? "No, no, said Hereford, hurriedly, 'let us reins in friends.'" ChoIIy 1 he dentist told me I had a large cavity that needed Oiling. Kthel Did he recommend any special course of study ? Clncluuatl Tribune. FATE OF A NOTED NECKLACE. One It Oftonirfit to t'tmnix 8tate maa'a Wlfri Now In m Mem. In the Louvre museum at Pari Is to be seen a pearl necklace on Its death bed. Not liternlly on a ld, but on a velvet cushion. It Is the great neck lace left by tlit diplomat and states man Thiers, which once 'belonged to this prominent statesman's wife. It Is mounted lu an unostentatious style and has no value a an article de vertn !c yond the former value of the enrls. which was alwut tOO.OOO. U consists of 145 pearls In three rows, which weigh altogether 2,01)7 grains. The Inrgest three penrls weigh 3d, 39 and 01 grains.' The icarls of this necklace are des tined to die, snys the Deutsche Cold schmlede Zeitung, as they are gradually losing their luster from day to day nnd will during the next few decades turn as' black as the faded rows of the much handled wreath. Rut why? Recause Jieurls will only retain their original luster when they are worn by beautiful women and come lu frcqueTit contact wit- the warm skin of the wearer. When a pearl necklace Is removed from the neck, where It hnrf lieen ex posed to a high temiK'rntnre, nnd Is placed In a cold marble tablet which Is of alxnit one-half of such h!?h tem perature It may be Justly Inferred that the scales of the pearls will contract nnd lone some of their brilliancy. Wlrvn pearl necklaces are habitually placed on velvet cushions after having been worn this clrcuinntauce may also well contribute to the detriment of the beau ty of n pearl,- while the chemical com position of the color may be nn uddl tlonnl factor In this direction, not to overlook the effects of a strong light The management of the Louvre mu seum has held this necklace of Mine. Thiers In high esteem and It has prob ably noticed the gradi.al deterioration with serious concern. The lack of au thority to do so has no doubt pre vented the board of managers from tak ing the responsibility of experimental steps advised by competent experts to save this necklace from further deter ioration. How long pearls do llvc thnt Is, re tain their luster has not been deter mined. Examples do exist where jearls have retained their beauty for several hundred years. On the other hand, It ha also been demonstrated thnt under adverse treatment penrls will die quick ly, Justifying the proverb: "You must not throw iwurls to swine." New York Sun. ' WORD FILLS FOUR LINES. Marvel of Seaqnlppilalltr the Work of the fJrrrk Arlatophanra, Fortunately for the celerity of ipeeeh, words of seventy syllables are not frequently met. If they were most person would doubtless walk around rather than through them, and none would question the discretion of such evasion. The Jawbreakers hereto ap pended nre not recommended to geueral use, nor should they tte taken In any but homeopathic doses. The first word offered Is said to be the longest word In the Kngllsh lan guage, used often lu old plays nnd placed In the mouth of Costnrd, the clown, in "Love' Lnhors Lost," act 5. scene 1, "houorlflenbtlltndlnlatlbus." Hie next in "Pilgrim on the Rhine," by Rnlwer, "ninoronthologospborns." The next from Raln-lals, "autltertcn tametanananaperbucgednmphls - rlbra tlonestnordeenntlnni." The next Is the name of an officer re cently In Madrid, Don Juan Nepomu ceno 'Do Rurlonagonatoaecngageaz coeclia. The next Is a town In the Isle of Mull, "Drlintaldhvlckhilllchattan." The next, "Jungefaruenziinmerdurch schwlndsuchttoedlungsgegenvercih." "Nltrophenylenediainlno" and "poly phrastlcont 1 nom Imega londula t Ion" n re two words thnt recently nppenred In the London Time nnd Star. "Sank a sh tachnturthl vratodyapnnn" nnd "Swapancliaksharlmahamautra stora" are the names of two produc tions of Sanscrit literature, " Lep adotemachoselachogaleokranlol elphanodrlmupotrimmatoklchlepl k o s suphophattoierl8terrtlsktruonop tegeph loklgklopelelolugooslra lobr.phetragnnop truon." The last word 1 the longest In any language It may be found In the "Ek kleslszousal" of Aristophanes, a very excellent comedy, and placed lu the mouth of one of the actors. It con- I slsts of 140 letter and makes seventy- seven syllables and must have created some laughter when spoken. STORY OF SOUTH SEA SHARK. lie Sivallowa nn Alarm (look will) Moat 1'uuaual lleaulla. Whllo cruising among the South Se.i Islands thirty odd years ago lu our pri vate yacht, tho Haute Flyer, we were much annoyed by a large Irish setter shark that iieislsted In following the ship. During the night 'the shark would ofteu climb up ou dock and tip over the garbage can. At ono timo Henry Williams, a sailor before the mast, was bitten ou the leg by the brute. He aim ed a kick at the shark, who growled, showed his teeth and sunk his fang In Williams' limb before leaping ovet tho rail Into tho sea. One day the cook, annoyed at his alarm clock hlch persisted In going off furiously at all hours of the night threw the timepiece overboard. The shark, always on hand for dainty tld bits from the galley, took tho time of day at one gulp. For two day after thnt we heard the clock going off In a niuflled way from the Interior of the surprised shark, who was often seen with one flu on bis head aud the other on the pit of his stomach, evidently try Ing to diagnose hi clock case. 1 We were standing on tho stern of the ship on evening watching the shark, who was evidently feeling pretty sick. Suddenly the clock went off on him nud the sailors, counting tho strokes, noticed that It struck twenty-three. When the shark hejrd this be turned up and died before Our eyes. Minneap olis Journal. When a wom!! calls you over th. ti'leplsme, and begins to talk Impu dently, make no reply ; simply hang up the receiver. dr. dowth. his ( i mi in s r .8. j i if h f J -f Nw,! sZt if ' F1' v suJSnv fvV. ill.- I . mmm Iprfl UAt hr1' !? 1 i r v .'i DEATH OF DOWIE. GbU of the Bloat Spectacular Career of Itecent Yeara. When John Alexander Dowle passed away death ended the most spectacu lar and remarkable career that modern times have known. (Jlgantle successes nnd tragic failures punctuated his life Here are some of the re-.nnrkable works and reversals that marked Dowie's career : He built a creed ; he was excommu nicated. He built a city; he was exiled frouJ It. He amassed a fortune of millions; he was reduced to virtual poverty. He elevated Vollva to great power; Vollva deposed him. He drew about him thousands who worshiped him; he died deserted b; -.ill suve a handful of tho '.althrul. Chicago witnessed In the course of a few years the founding of a cult, its extraordinary growth and tho suc ceeding dissensions which divided Its followers, then the death of Its founder and first apostle. The work of John Alexander Dowie In Chicago began fli' teen years ago on a foundation of so called divine healing. lie was hooted and pelted with missiles by mobs and arrested by the police. Dowle, jierse cuted aud militant, wou the enthusi astic devotion of mnny. Dowle. trlum- puuut, esiutiiisueu uue n prince or a patriarch in a city of his own building, lost the confidence of the great major ity of his followers He died with only LATE POUT OA IT Of DOWlli. a few faithful friends, wlio condoned all his vagaries and extravagances. Now that he 1 dead, It Is not Improb able that the church will remember those qualities of his which were ad mired by Its membership and will for get all the others. John Alexander Dowle was a Scotch man. He had beeu Becretlve about hU origin In an obvious effort to prepare his followers for some announcement t? Immaculate birth. His father, an aged Scotchman, ap peared here after Dowle reached his rtnlth, aud proclaimed his relation ship. The "apostle" denied the old man's claims upon hint, ami, it is charged, refused to provide for his ma terial welfare. Ffooi Scotland Dowle went to Aus tralia. He lived there as an Itinerant evangelist. Reports nre that he was fined $100 and served a term of Impris onment In thnt country for tho results of "divine healing" methods. In 1SSS he lauded In San Francisco with a capital of $100 lu bis pocket. In 1SU0 he came to Chicago and preached on the streets. His followers multiplied rapidly. Two year later he opened a larger mission. Small donation grew to large plfts. Those who fell entirely under his power transferred real estate to him so liberally that within four years he was rich. He established a bauU and started a "divine healing" newspaper, W,L0UR a vol, ..vi;i XV ', f .. ' - .- R;-'r,:vi.- irt mwM iA wnn ins enemy, and tabernacle of zioh. rfM JOfN ALEMNPtt? DOWtr -vl y-NlW i '. Vi3 &r MILESTONES LN DOWIE'S CAREER. 1S8S Lanils at Sail Francisco with $Hiti. 1S!K) Arrives in Cliicngo anil begins preaching la the streets. 181)2 Establishes a divine healing mis sion. - ' " ' 1894 Opens headquarters aud estab lishes a baidt and newspaper. 1H!)0 Inaugurates metropolitan cru sade. Mobbed by hoodlums. l'.MK) Purchases site of Zion City auvl conducts crusade In England. ' 11(01 Starts factories at Zion City. Declares himself to be Elijah, the Re storer. 1903 Negotiates for Mexican planta tion and Texas land. Refused credit by Chicago merchants. 1903 Recives large tithes from his people In .the famous collection barrel. Leads the Zion restoration host of 3,000 workers in New Y'ork. Creditors pres claims and Ziou placed in hands of a fednral receiver. lOOi--Departs on mission around the world. Returns six months Inter and takes title of first apostle of his church. l!(0."i (lets an option on 700,000 acres of Mexican land nnd makes trip to com plete colonization.. plans. Stricken with paralysis on his rerhrn. After a second stroke leaves for West Indies. lOOd Makes Wilbur Glenn Voliva dep uty general overseer. Repudiated by Vollva and his people. "The Leaves of Healing." In 1900 he purchased the site of Zion City, 0,000 acres of the finest laud on the lake front of Lake County. Ten thousand enthusiasts who accepted Dowlelsm Joined his colony. The numbers have since dwindled to 5,300. Factories, stores, administration buildings and residences sprang up. He declared, himself to be Elijah III., or Elijah the Restorer. He sug gested the Idea of Immaculate concep tion, but withdrew it when he found his followers were not prepared to ac cept It. During the past six years Dowlo had received millions In contri butions, tualntninvd a private yacht, toured the world and used more money than King Leopold. He obtained' an option on a tract of 700,000 acres of land in Mexico for a colonization scheme. Refore he could carry out his plans he was stricken with paralysis. In a moment In which he was guided to his undoing by a credulity similar to that of his countless followers, Dowle signed a full power of' attorney, au thorizing Wilbur Glenn Voliva, his deputy general overseer, to make dis posal of his real aud persoual prop erty. The act was to empower Vollva to lease lots In Zion City to new con verts during Dowie's absence lu Mex ico. Vollva availed himself of the oppor tunity to expropriate Dowle, and, he claims, to place Zion properties where the member of the church, to whom they rightfully belong, cuay obtain their rights. Mrs. . Jeannla Dowle, or, a she Is known to outsiders, Jane Dowle, Joined Vollva, who Is also aided by Dowlo's son, J. Gladstone Dowle. The closing hour of Dowie's life were marked by the bitterness of de feat and humiliation. HI sole com fort In bis sick room was the negro THE EVOLUTION OF THE GK AFTER. A guard he brought with htm from the tropics. Shunned by his former al most Idolatrous followers, the old man clung weakly to the friendship of hi small band of believers. The name of Dowle will remnln In history as that of a leader who was clever and powerful nnd almost great The most significant thing In the whole episode la Its Illustration of the crav ing among the people for son:' one who will lend them out of themselves. The world Is not entirely material, but there remnln thousands who nre willing to sjicrlllce themselves for an Idea. The weak spot lu Dowie's character was his promise of wealth 'and power to his followers. If he had promised them poverty and toil with spiritual bless ings, and set the example of humility and self-denial, he might have made ten converts where he made one. The world will watch with Interest the further course of the church estab lished by Dowle. Dowle dead cnay prow a greater attraction to believers than Dowie living. But there have been other such prophets In abundance. Few established a permanent following. HAS HANDLED BILLIONS. And Without the Los a of One Cent to the Government. One of Vhe most admirable records ever madefy a public olllclnl stands to the credit of MaJ. George W. Evans, chief of the divis ion of finance and disbursements of the Department of the Interior a t Washington. MaJ. Evans' accounts bnvA l.ntelv hfkan sJi'sr ' examined by a wuiiiukicQ ui ex perts, whoe re port pays him a high compliment on the etllclency MAJ. O. W. EVA.-VS. and accuracy of his service. The ma jor has been at the head of the divis ion named for over tweuty-three yeara During thnt time the disbursements of the office have aggregated $190,000,000, and there never has been found the slightest error In the accounts. Tho major has also In the period named suierlntended advances of funds to other ofllcers, settled claims, and al lowed payments, amounting in all to $3,700,000,000, without the loss of one cent to the government. Tho di rections In which disbursements are made under his charge are numerous, and only great ability nnd vigilance could prevent complications and losses. MaJ. Evans began his active enreer us a newsboy with the Army of the Poto mac. He entered the Department of the Interior In 1804 at the ago of 19 ns a messenger. He was present at Ford' Theater on tho night of Lin coln' assassination, was an Interested spectator at the trial of tho eonsplra. tors and witnessed their execution. Way Out of the Difficult?. Young Husband Don't you think, darling, that my smoke Is likely to spoil the curtains?. Young Wife You are the best and most considerate husband that ever lived, dear. Of course It would. Young Husband Well, then, you had is'tter take them down. Illustrated, Bits. ' Too Lata, Manma That little Ivan swears mnst dreadfully; I won't let you play wlta blm any more. Little Basil All right, mamma ; he' taught me all he know anyway.. Strana. ZJ X