C ta Pe "l.ndrllka." Tie govei nots of . the New YoA Mock exchange have Issued nn order that hereafter thorp shall ho no run ktnt on the floor. The now rnio does t please the brokers, who fear that lb dearest trnditlon of the exchange, svoIb nnd hurly-burly, Is threatened, n't la protested flint further reforms In thin direction will mnke ttie ex irtianga such a "ladylike" affair that It will no longer be on of the pie. reaqne sights of the great city. Spring field Republican. Their DIIKhed Mvn, I Nan I wan thunderstruck to lenrt Wat Mr. and Mra. Wayiipp have sop--fcrated. What caused the trouble? j Fan He alleges cruelly. He says eh anade two athlptlc women hold him whilt be marcelled bia beard. Chicago Trib- BABY TORTURED BY ITCHING. Covered Fare and Feet WooM 'T VmtlX Tired Oat Had "Cradle . Cti, Tea Saredr Tare fc- Catl . j ears. "My baby was about nine months old trren the had rash on her face and jTeet. ner feet seemed to Irritate her fenost, especially night. They would irause her to be broken In hor rest, and tmmctlmos site would cry until she was tired out I bad always used Cuticura Soap myaelf, and had heard of so many -ures by the Cuticura Remedies that I thought I would give them n trial. The Improvement was noticeable In a few ktoura. and before I had lined one box fef the Cuticara Ointment hor feet svere well and have never troubled hor sdnec. I also used It to remove what la known aa "cradle cap" from her liead, and It worked like a chnrm, as St cleansed and healed the scalp at the Mime time. Now I keep Cuticura Olnt went on hand In case of any little rash r Insect bites, as It takes out the In flammation at once. Perhnps this may fce the means of helping other suffering babies. Mrs. Hattle Currier, Thomas 4on, Me.. Jane 0, lOOO." Death's Harvest Mnrhlnri, 'Upgardson Ever notice that the great fortunes are made by men who invent thins to kill people with? Take the IKrtipp, the Colts, and -. Atom Sure and the builders of tbs 'railroad systems! How's This? 'We offer One Hir dred Dollars' Reward ftter any raae of Catarrh that cauiiot l eared 1 Hail's Catarrh Cure. U. i. CHENEY CO., Toledo, O. ST, tbe aoderslgnrri, have known P. J. eaey for tbe laat IS yeara, and believe raloi aerfertl nonarable In all hualnesa 4raaaactlona and financially alle to carry wal any otillgaUona made ty hla firm. WALIHNO. RINNAN MARVIN. Wholesale Druggists. Tolrdo. O. i 'Hall's Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, 'acting directly upon tbe blood and niucoim nrfacea of the eystrm. Teatlmnnlala sent tfree. lrlee TS ceuta per bottle. Bold by all jOmrslat. . Take Hall's Family I'llla for constipation. ' Lest m Kale. Feminine Customer Have you any thing that la aod for a cold In the headl Druggist's Clerk (sneeslng) Yes, bab. Here's a Mxtnre I cad reeolihedd. ' PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYb JPAZO OINTMKNT la guaranteed to rnrean) jeae of Detain-, Blind, Bleeding er I'rotruA 'ing I'lUts la a te 14 days or aiaoey refuudd 0c Haw Color Affrot Meatnllty. j There are cwd and evil effects evet Vln -calor, uot only In tbe Inartistic nr irangenient of them to tho trained eye, "of an artist, but In plain every-dny red anu Diue aim crecn, to say nothing of others. According to Medical Talk for tbe Home, if a person were confined in a room with purple walls, with no color ibut purple around him, by the end of a month he would be a raving madman. Scarlet baa even wom effecta. Blue Is ery depressing; hence "the blues." jCreen Is quite soothing, and yellow jahw has good effects on the vision and fplrlU of most people. I - . . ! PROVE EVERY CLAIM (Or. Williams Pink Pills a Specific For Anaemia and a 8af Family Medicine. When the body becomes run dowu, slther aa a result of overwork, worry r a severe Illness, an examination of lJt blood would show It to be weak jauid watery. This condition la called paaaemlo, which is the medical terra ifor "bloodless." The common lymp homa are paleness of the lips, giimi Mud cheeks, shortness of breath and palpitation of the heart after the Isdlrjhteat exertion, dull eyes and loss of appetite. Mr. Louis U Clark, a painter, of 19 Lincoln Place, Plainfleld. N. J., says: "Last May I was obliged to undergo aa operation for append eltle and while the operation in itself was suc cessful, I did not recover my strength and health. I was confined to my bed for over a month and was under the doctor's care. When I was able to jet up my legs were so weak and un steady that I could only walk with a cane with difficulty. "1 was getting no better and eould oaot think of going back to work. I Vwas discouraged, when a neighbor jlold me that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills fiad cured her and advised me to try ahem. I began taking them about tbe piddle of June and soon felt so much ifcetter that I kept on and was cured. Dr. Williams" Pink Pills have cu--d rheumatism, chlorosis, aftereffect not tbe Kiip and fevers, and, aa the ffcekUa of the nerves depends upon the (parity of the blood, they are invalu able In neural ula, n erven s debility, !eeplesness. dlzzlaess and even lo comotor ataxia and paralysis. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by 11 druggists or seat, postpaid, on re ceipt of price, 50 rents iter box. sit taxes tS.CO. by tte Dr. Williams Med jlcla Co.. Schenectady, N. T. Madame Tiy FirjuJ Hum CHAPTER lit. (Continued.) "Drop It," said .Silvers severely, In his rasping little voice. Hilly pretendod not to undwtand, and after eyeing Rlivera for a moment or two, resumed hla jour ney. Slivers stretched out hia hand for the ruler, whereupon Billy becoming alive to his dangr-r, dropped th mifrret and Saw off the table with a discordant shrirk. Slivers leaned back In his chair drum ming in an absent sort of way wirti hla lesn fingers on the table. His cork arm hung down limply, and his one eye waa flied on a letter lying In front of him. This was a eommnnlcation from the man ager of the Pactolus mine ren.titlne Sliv ers to get hlro aore hand, and Silvers' thoughts had wandered to Madame Midna. "She'a a clever woman," observed Sliv ers In a mnalng sort of tone, "snd she's got a good thing In that claim If she only strikes the lead. What a fool I was not to have collared that ground Wore she did; but Mcintosh never would tell me where the place was. Never mind, I'll be even with him ytf." Ilia expression of face was not pleas ant as he sold this, and be graeped the letter in front of him In a violent way, aa if be were winning his long fingers were ronnd the writer's thront. Tspping with his wooden leg on the floor, he w;s soon about to recommence his mna!nga, when he beard a step In the passage, and the door of his office being pushed vio lently open, a man entered without fur ther ceremony, and flung hlmeolf down in a chair near die window. "Well, Mr. Randolph Villlers." crooked Slivers, sftei contemplating his visitor for a few momenta, "how's buaines.i?" "Bad," retorted Mr. Viiliera. "I've lost twenty pounds on those Moscow shares." "More fool you," replied Slivers. "I could have told you the mine was no good; but you will so on your own bad Judgment." ' "It's like getting blood out of a stoue to get tips from you," growled Viiliera, with a sulky sir. "Come now, old boy," Un a cajoling manner, "tell us something good I'm ncsrly stons broke, snd I must live." "I don't see the necessity," malignantly returned Slivers, "but if you do want to get Into a good thing " "Yes! yes!" said fie other, eagerly bending forward. "Get an interest In llie Paetolita." ami the agreeolle old gentleman lenned hick and laughed loudly at bis visitor's dis comfiture. "You know as weL as I do that my wife won't look at me." "Why don't you ruin your wife, you fool?" said Slivers, turning vindictively on Villlers. "lou alu't going to let her have all the money while you are starv ing, are you?" "How the deuce am I to do that?" tsked Viiliera. "Get the whip hnnd of her," snarled Slivers viciously; "find out if she's In love, and threaten to divorce her if alio doesn't go halves." "There's no fance of her having any lovers," retorted Villlers; "she's a piece of Ice." "Ice melts," replied Slivers quickly. "Wsk till 'Mr. Right comes slong, and then she'll want to get married again." "Well?" "You'll have the game In your own hands," biased the wicked old man, rub bing hla hands. "Oh!" he cried, spin ning round on his wooden leg, "It's a lovely Idea. Wait till we meet Mr. Right,' just wait," and he dropped Info his chair quite overcome by tho state of excitement ba had worked himaelf into. "If you've quite dons with those gym nastics, my friend," said a soft voice near the door, "perhaps I may enter." Both the Inmates of the office looked a?' t this, snd saw that two men were standing at tho half-open door one an extremely handsome young man of about thirty, dressed in a neat suit of blue serge, and wearing a large white wide-awake hat, with a birdaeye handkerchief twisted round it. His companion was a short and heavily bnilt, dressed somewhat tho sam. but with his black hat pulled down over his eyes. "Come In," growled Slivers, angrily. "What do you want?" "Work," aald the young man, advanc ing to tbe table. "We are new arrivals In tbe country, and were told to come to you to get work.". "I don't keep a factory," snarled Silv ers. "I don't think I wonld come to you if yon did," retorted the stranger coolly. "You would not bs a pleaaant master either to look at or te apeak to." Villlers laughed at this, and Slivers atared dumfounded at being spoken to in snch a manner 1 Slivers waa just going to anap out a dismissal, when he caught sight of Mc intosh's Utter on the tsble. Here waa a young man handsome enough to make any woman fall in love wkh him, and who, moreover, had a clever tongue In his head. All Slivers' animosity revived against Madams Midas aa ha thought of the Devil's Lead, and he determined to use this young man as a tool, .. With these thoughts In his mind, lie drew a sheet of : pspsr toward him, and dipped tbs rusty I pea ia the thick Ink. "Names 7" ba asked. "Mine." said the strsnger, bowing, "is Csston Vandeloup; my friends Pierre Le asalre both French." Slivers scrawled this down In ths series ef black scrstches which did duty with him for writing. "Where do you come from?" wss hia next question. "The story," said Mr. Vaadeloup, with sasvity, "is too long to repast at preaent; bnt we came to-day from Melbourne. "What kind of work can you do?" aIied Slivers sharply. "Anything that turns up," retorted the Frenchman. "I was addressing your eornpani n, air; not you," marled Silvern, turning vicious ly on him. "I have to answer for bot'a," replied ths young man coolly, allpplng one band Into hia pocket and leaning up ngnlnst the door Id a negligent attitude; "my friend !a dumb. But his leg, arms and y re all there. Slivers glared at this freah tilers of 1m rertinence, but said nothing, lis wrote a letter to Mcintosh, recommending him to take eo ths two men. and handed it to Vandeloup, who received It with a bow. "The price of your services, Manur?" as asked. Hvs bob," growlid Slivers, holding out sms ess band. faaosloup fulled out two half-crowns -9 and put them In the thin, claw-like fingers, Vihlrh Instantly c!oed on thorn. "It's a mining place you're giing to," said Slivers, pocketing the money; "the Pactolus claim. There's a pretty woman there." Vandeloup put on his hat and went to the door, out of which Pierre had already preceded him. CHAPTER IV. Madame Midna was standing on the veranda of her cotface, stnrlng far sway Into this distance, where' she could see the tall chimney and huge mound of white earth which marked the wherenlmuts of the Pactolus claim. She was a tall wom an of tho Junoesque type, with firm white hands and well-formed feet. Scattered over this psstoral looking country were huge mound of while earth, looking like heaps of carded wool, nnd at the end of ench of theas Invnrinhly stood a tall, ugly irkelcton of wood. These mark ed the positions of the mines the tow trs contained the winding gear, while the white earth was the clsy called mtillorh, brought from several hundred fet below the surface. Near these mounds were rough looking slieds with tall rod chim neys, which made a pleaannt spot of color against the wh!:a of the eiay. On one of these mounds, rather isolated from the others, snd stnnding by Itself in ths midst of a wide green paddock, Mrs. VillioiV eyes were fixed, and she aoon saw the dnrk figure of a man co.nin j slowly .lnwn the white mound, nlnn-; the jrocn field nnd advancing slowly up ili hill, fc.he called out to some one Inside. "Archie is coming, Selina you had bet ter hurry up the tea, for lie will be hun gry after such s long day." The person Inside madj no p rawer save by an extra clatter of some d.mvstie uten sils. Madam walked slowly down Hie gar den path, nnd leaned lightly over the gate, waiting for the new comer, who was In deed none other than Archibald Meln tiuh, the manager of the Pactolus. He was a tunn of about medium height, rather thin than otherwise, with a lonx. narrow looking head nnd boldly cut fea tures. His eyes were gray nul shrew. I looking, his lips wore firmly rompromcd in fact, the whole npjwa ranee of liU face waa obstinate the face of a man who would stick to his opinion what ever anyone eUe mijlit say to the con trary. "D'ye know what this may be?" he said, a smile relaxing his grim fealures nn he held up a rather large nugget; "'tis the third this week !" Madame Midas took the linnet fram him and balanced it carefully In her hand, with a thoughtful look in her face, i if she was making a mental calculation. "About twenty lo twenty-live ounces, I should say," she observed in her soft, low voice; "the last we had was fifteen, and tho one before twenty looks promising, doesn't it?" "Well, I'll not say but It rcifcht menu a deal more," replied Mclntoah, with characteristic Scotch caution, as he fol lowed Madame into the house ; "it's not a very bad sign ; I will not say but what we might be near tho Devil's Lead." "And If we are?" said Madame, turn ing with a smile. "Weel, mem, ye'll have more siller nor ye'll know what to do with." Selina Jane Sprntts, who now acted as servant to Mrs. Vllliors, was rather on oddity In her way. She had been Mad noie's nurse and had followed her up to Ballarat, with the determination of never leaving her. Selina was a spinster. Sho moved noiselesKly about the small room, in a wonderfully dextrous manner, nnd, after laying the table, placed the teapot on the bob. By and by Archie, who had been mak ing a great splnshing In the back prom ises, came In looking clean and fresh, with a more obstinate look about his face than ever. Madame went to the tea table and sat down. Archie asked blessing. "You have written to Silvers?" said Madame, raising her eyes. "That wooden legged body," retorted Mclntoah. "Deed nnd I have, but the old tyke hns not done anything to getting me what 1 want. Weel, weel," In a re aigned sort of a manner, "we miht he worse off than we are, an' who knows but Providence will send us men by and by?" Madame rose to her feet and walked to the window. Her thoughts were not pleas ant. She had hopfd to cut herself off from all the bitterness and sorrow of her past life, but this husband of hers, like an unquiet spirit, came to trouble her and remind her of a time she would will ingly have forgotten. "If I could only get rid of him," shs thought, toying with a flower, "but it is Impossible. 1 cant do that without money, and money I never will have till I find that lead. 1 must bribe him, I sup pose. Oh, why can't he leave me alone now? Surely ho has ruined my life suffi ciently in the past to let me have a few years. If not of pleasure, at least of for getfulness." And with a petulant ges ture she hurled the rose out of the win dow, where It struck Archie a soft and fragrant blow on the cheek. "Yes," said Madame to herself, as she pulled down ths window, "I must get rid of him." CHAPTKR V. Miss Sprotts waa much in favov of a constant fire, because of the dampness of the house, and Madame Midas did not by any means object, as she wss a perfect salamander for heat. Hence, when the outward door waa closed, the faded rod eurtalna of the window drawn, nnd tha newly replenished fire biased brightly In the wide fireplace, the room wns one a sybarite would have contemplated with delight. Madame Midas waa seated now at the small table in the center of the rnnm. poring over a bewildering array of figures, and the aoft glow of ths lamp tout-hod her amooth hair and white drcta with a sub dued li:ht. Archie aat by the fire, half naleep, and tlure waa a dead silence In the room, only broken by the rapid scratching of Mad' s rue's pen or the click of Selina's nood, A' Ihi moment a kmv-k came to the front dor, which caused Selina to drop hor work with a audden start, and rise . to her feet. "Not you, Selina," as id Madame, in a quiet voice; "let Archie go; It may be some tramp." "'PteJ no, mem." replied Archie, ob-stinit-y, as ha arose from hia seat; "'tis very l.kely a man from the work aaying he wants ro go. Trove's mors talk nor aense aboot thoitv l'ui Lhiului' ths chattering parrots." flollna resumed h.r knitting In a moat phloirmnt'e manner, but Madame listened Intently, for niie whs always haunted by a secret dread of hor husbnnd breaking in on her. siie hoard a murmur of voices, snd then Archie returned with two men, who entered the room snd stood before Madame in the light of the lamp. " 'TIs two men from that wooden-leg-god Slivers," said Archie, respectfully. "One o' them has'a wee bit letter for ye" turning to receive the same from the foremost man. The man, however, did not take notice of Archie's gesture, bnt walking forward to Mar'ame, laid the letter down before her. As he did so, she caught sight of the dellescy of his hands, and looked up suddenly with a piercing gasre. He bore the. scrutiny coolly, nnd took a chair In silence, his companion doing the same, while Madame opened the letter and read Slivers' bad writing with a dexterity only acquired by long practice. Having fin ished her perusal, she looked up slowly. "A , broken-down gentleman," she said to herself, as she saw the easy bearing and handsome face of the young man; then looking at his companion, she saw by bis lumpish aspect and coarse hands that he occupied a much lower rank of life than hia friend. Monsieur Vandeloup for it was be caught her eye ss she was scrutinizing them, and his face broke into a smile a most charming smile, as Madame observ ed mentally, though she allowed nothing of her thoughts to appear on hr face. "You want work," she said, slowly fold ing up the letter; "do yon understand anything about gold mining?" "Unfortunately, no, Madame," said Vandeloup, coolly ; "but we are willing to learn." Archie grunted in a dissatisfied man ner, for he was by no means in favor of teaching people their business, and, be iildos, ho thought Vandeloup too much of a gxnlleman to do good work. "You look hardly strong enough for imch hsrd labor," said Mrs. Villiers, doubtfully eying the slender figure of the young man. "Your companion, I think, will do. but you " "I, Madame, nm like the lilies of the field that neither toil nor spin," replied Vandeloup gayly; "but, unfortunately, I am now compelled by necessity to worx, nnd though I should prefer to earn my bread in nn easier manner, beggars can not be choosers." "You are French?" sht asked quickly, in that lar.Tuago. "Yes, Madame," he replied in the same tongue, "both my friend and myself are from Paris, but we have not been long out here." "Humph!" Madame leaned her hend on her hand nnd thought, while Vandeloup btnked at her keenly, and remembered .what Slivers had said. "She is, indeed, a handsome woman," he observed, mentally. Xlrs. Villiers nither liked the looks of this young man : there was a certain fas cination about him which few women (vnt'd resist. His companion, however, she diil not care about he had a sullen and lowering eounteuam-e, and looked rather dangerous. "What is year name?' she asked ths yot;n; man. "Gaston Vandeloup." "You are a gentleman." lie bowed, but said nothing. "And you?" asked Madame, sharply tnrning to the other. He looked up nml touched his mouth. (To be continued.) T02ACCO TRADE IN CHINA. American Dealers Mny Knlarge Kli-lil Have Foothold on, American dealers contemplating the building up of a trade In American leaf tobacco In China nptealpd to Consul George K. Anderson nt Anioy for such Information as lie possessed. Consul Anderson, In response writes that al ready a considerable business Is done hi forels" leaf In China. Shanghai alone Importing $l."ii,CKK) of this com modity Inst year, but this was mostly for the consumption of foreigners. The real Chinese trade lias not boon reach ed. When It la considered that the same port imported through the customs alone $l,U."0,(XiO worth of prepared native lenf. with probably a similar or even ;re!itor amount of ench Im ported throusli the llkln routes. It can be Keen that the real tobacco trade of China la enormous. But the greater part of the tobacco consumption gets Into no trade reports, for the leaf la produced, cured ami consumed on tbp farms or consumed by the men, women and children of the nenr-by villages. Tims American tobacco If pressed In China would necessarily compete with thu cheap untive tobacco and the com bination of foreign conipnnles. The sale offoMlgn prepared tolm.vo to China in 100 i reached S2,.1(M),(X0 in poM. It was practically all In the shniie of cigars and ol;:'rettes, In which American enterprise had the largest share. Karly in the development of tills trade tbe American Interests concerned found It advisable to manufacture tbelr cigarettes In Chlua, and the factory was established at Shanghai. After UKlng Imported leaf tobacco for a short time, the Chinese leaf was largely adopted nnd It Is now being extensively used In the manufacture. At the same time the lumv.se In the use of foreign tobacco and cigarettes ought to have a favorable effect on Imports from the United States. With tho trade, bow ever. In powerful hnnds, as It la now, American independent exporters will nut be likely to And an easy market Last year Anioy Imported 4,013,400 pounds of leaf tobacco, valued at from flJ to 1-0 Mexican a pleul (1331-3 pounds). The reexports were 340,700 pounds. Prnctlcally all came from Shanghai, Hankow, Kencbow and Cliiingcliu. This tobacco Is light In weight, and It Is probable that only a light American leaf ooald be sold In China, and that mostly for blending. Most foreign prepared tobacco Is too i;wiig for the Chinese anioker, who u--os a long pipe with a very small bowl. The tuhneco business of Anioy Is largely In the ha ml j of a score of native firms. I neinollnnal. "You sluuld be grateful for the ap plaiue your (s:istltiienta give you." "Peril.!!."' answered Senator Ror gliuni. "But I am Inclined to regard applause as u popular diversion habitu ally Indulged In. The pretext Is largely a matter of choice." Washington 8tar. It' a wise wotiinn who knows Just when to rtop talking and turn on ths flow of briny tears. All popular sons are composed, but many of them rtctii to be decomposed, felMntcroM ink shattered lusny nian's lo.'ty Meal. Tnno tites J Gnae with a Handsomer Man. John Ie worked in the field all day, a-plow ing the stony streak ; I've scolded my team till I'm hoarse, and tramped till my logs are weak. I've choked a dozen swears so ss not to toll Jane fibs, When the plow point struck a stone and tho handles punched my ribs. I've put my team In the barn and rubbed their sweaty conts; I'vo fed 'em a heap of hay ami half a bushel of oats, And to see the way they oat makes me like eating fool, And Jane won't say to-night I don't make out a meal. Well said, the door Is locked out here; She's loft the key 1'iider tho stop in a. phice only known to Jane and mo. I wonder who's dying or dead that she's hustled off pell-mell j Here on the table Is a note. probably this will toll. Good God, my wife Is gone! My wife has gone astray ; The letter it reads, "Good-by, for I am going away. I've lived with you six months, John, and so far I've been true, But I'm going away to-day with a hand somer mini than you." A handsomer man than mo why, that ain't much to say ; There's handsomer men thnn mo go past here every day ; v There's handsomer men than me I ain't of tho handsome kind But a loviner man than I was I'll vow she'll never find. Curse her! Curse her, I say, and give my curses wings ; May the words of love I've spoke be chnnged to scorpion stings. Oh, she filled my heart with joy ; she emptied my henrt of doubt, And now with the scrntch of a pen she lets iny heart blood out. Curse her! Curse her, say I, she'll rue this dny ; She'll some time lenrn that hate Is a game thnt two can play. And long before she dies she'll grieve she wns ever born. And I'll plow her grave with hate and seed it down to scorn ; And when hor fuce grows pale and when her eyes grow dim, And when he is tired of her and she Is fired of him, She'll do what sho ought to have done Bhe'll coolly count the cost I'hon she'll see things clear, she'll know what she has lost, And thoughts that are now nsieep will wake up in her mind. And nhr'll mourn and cry for what she has loft behind. And maybe she'll sometimes think of me, of mp, but no, I've blotted her out of my heart and I'll not have it so ! And yet there was something or other she bad Thnt sort of fastened a man to her, and she wasn't entirely bad. Anil she loved me a little, I think, al though it didn't last ; But I mustn't think of these things I've buried them with the past. I'll take my hard words back, not make a bnd matter worse; She'll have trouble enough, she shall not have my curse. But I'll live a life so square, and I well know that I cau ; She always will sorry be she went with that handsomer man. Ah, here is her kitchen dress; it makes my poor eyes blur; It seems when I look at it as if 'twere holding her; And there's hor week day shoes and there's her week day hat. And yonder is her wedding gown I won der she didn't take that. 'Twas only this morning she came and called me her dearest dear, And said I was making for her a regular paradise here. 0 God, if you want a man to sense the pnngs of hell, Before you pitch him in just keep him in heaven a spell. I'll worship no woman again, but I guess I'll learn to pray And kneel as you used to kneel before you ran away. And if I thought I could bring my words on heaven to bear, If I thought I had some little influence there, 1 would pray if only it could be so That I might be as happy and gay as I was half an hour ago. Jnne Why, John, what a litter here you've thrown things all around. Come, what's the matter, now, and what have you lost or found? And here's my father here waitng for supiwr, too; I've been riding out with him he's that handsomer man than you. Ha, ha, ba ! Come, pa, take a seat while I put the kettle on And get things ready for tea and kiss my dear old John. Why, John( you look so strangecome, what haa crossed your track? I was only joking, you know ; I'm willing to take it back. John Well, if this isn't s joke with rather a bitter cream, It seems as if I'd awoke from a mighty ticklish dream ; And I think she smells a rat ; she looks at me so queer. Good Lord, I hope she don't ; I hope she didn't hear. 'Twas one of her practical drives; she thought I'd understand. Before 1 break sod again I'll get the lay of tho land. One thing Is settled with me to appre ciate heaven well It's good for a man to have some Gfteen minutes of hell, Will Carleton. Cheap l.lvlaar ta Japan. A college professor who had spent four years at Yule and two lu Berlin acquiring hla foreign education, Uvea' with his wife at Kyoto, Japan, a city, In a rentod house, having a little gar den, at a total cost of 4tI5 yen a year, or about $233. This Is divided as fol lows: Rent. $120; house tax, $5; ser vant's wsges, $15; fuel, $13; light, $.1; clothes. $25, and food, $50. His salary is $400, snd he Is applying $l(io a year to the debt he Incurred to obtain his education. About tbe best luck that can bappeu to an old woman Is to have for a con temporary some one v.'ho recalls that she was very pretty as a young girt STUDYING THE GORILLA. The Kniclhhmnn la l.nylnir llnre the Urn rla of a I). irk Continent. Mont rivld ftliiue of the thorough ness with which KngllHliineti are laying bare the scores of the dark continent la had In the interesting papers which tbe Hun. Walter Rothschild has re cently contributed to tbe Zoological So ciety of fiiidon. These relate to the gorilla, tlw largest ninl most terrible of all the manlike aiara. The name of this anlinnl Is unfortunate, in that It was originally applied by 1 1 an no, the Carthaginian voyager, to a baboon, says C. William Bcebe In the New York Post. Little was known of those hairy wild men, as t!iey were thought to be until IitlCliaillu hunted tliein up and brought skins from Africa. Up to within a year or two s,;'U':itls!a had known this ani mal ns the gorilla, but from Roths child's stui'.ics of many skulla, skins and ji iia;? living animals, he has de cided that there nre numerous races or varieties) of these nies, In this re spect nypruaclii'.'.g niiuikiud. Tin dUTercnors between the five or more kinds are various; some having black hair on tho head, while In others It Is a blight rod. The length of the head differs, nnd the color, especially of tho head on the side of the face Is given as diagnostic. In one race It la black. In another yellowish gray, while a third has an ashy gray beard. Size Is lniporlant, too. ns Is tho breadth of the fiu-e, recalling the characteristic high cheek bones distinguishing the North American Indians. Tins Cnmarooiia comprise a tiny wedge of country along the innermost edge of the Gulf of Guinea, nnd al though so small nn area, yet three of the five races of gorilla live there. It soc.iis unreasonable to think of three kinds of these great apes dwell ing so close together, but the fact that they are unable to swim across rivers proves thnt they must live In greater Isolation than Is generally supposed. The characters dividing the several groups ore so stable that It would seem probable that they do not Inter breed. There Is something terribly fascin ating nlxut the families of these nwfnl creatures, moving leisurely through the jungle, the great low-browed, red-headed male leading, nnd his mate nnd yoir.ig following. They sliuine along on feet and knuckles or stand erect ami pluck the Tniit nnd berries which form their food. The girilla is almost the only onl iiinl which will not run nt the sight of mail, but Invariably, af.cr uttering a Ion;.' n:itl piciving yell, sounding like kh-nh. kh-nh! It beats Its breast with Its hands and advances to the attack. The natives always: flee In terror at once, but several times the method of a;taok of t'.iese animals has been ob served. It strikes or pushes its enemy to the earth with its i.iiinense hands, nnd then, holding it In tho grasp of both hands and feet, tears it to pieces with its fearful canine teeth. The great danger nnd expense Incident upon se curing even llii- skin or skull of one of these great npes give n special interest and value to the observations of the Hon. Walter Rothschild. The late Sir Henry Irvlng's famous London production of "Henry V I II." ended with the christening of the li fnnt Princess Elizabeth, for which, of course, a large, life-like doll was used il.Btcnd of n real baby. The play had run n good many nights when one day the actor received a letter of protest from one who made it plain that he was a firm believer In renlism on the. Hinge. "The complete success of 'Hent VIII.' was marred last night," the let ter ran, "when the king kissed the baby. The whole house tittered. "Herewith I offer the hire of on real baby my own for the purpose of personating the offspring." It was a delicate matter for Sir Henry to alecline the services of a man's own baby, but with the help of his manager, Mr. Brain Stoker, tho fa mous actor comiMJsed a reply which combined courtesy and hrraor, and has row been incorporated in "Personal Rr uiinihcences of Henry Irving." "Mr. Irving fears," wrote Mr. Stoket, "thnt there might be some difficulty in making the changes yon suggest witu regard to the Princess Elisabeth In the play. "If reality Is to be neitleved, It shoula of netvssity be real reality and not seeming reality ; for that we have al ready on the stage. A series of difficul ties then arises, nny of which you and your family might find Insuperable. "If your real baby were provided, It might be dllllcult. or even Impossible, for the actor who Impersonates King Henry VIII. to feel the real feelings of a father toward It. This would ne cessitate your playing the part of the king, and further would require that your wife should piny the part of Queen Anne Boleyn. This might not suit either of you especially as In reality Henry VIII. had afterward his wife's Load cut ofT. "To this your wife '.night naturally object; but even if she were willing to accept this form of reality, and you were willing to accept the responsibil ity on your own part. Mr. Irving would, for his own sake, have to object. "By Inw, If you bnd your wife decap itated you would lie tried for murder; but as Mr. Irving would also lie tried as an accessory before the fact, he, too, would stand In danger of his life. To tbl he distinctly objects, as he con siders the end aimed at Is not wortt the risk Involved." Prompt Action. Landlord I went to collect the rent at one of iny houses yesterday and th tenant told me to go to the devil. Sheriff Yes? Landlord So I've come to yon. ftomervllle Journal. In a love affair the least aTectioo shown In public Cie better for the lovs affair. DIFFICULTIESOFREAT COMMON SENSE most Intelligent people to use only' me nnwn composition. 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The ingredients of which Dr. Pierce's medicines are composed have tho unqualified endorsement of scores of medical leaders hotter than nnv amount of lay, or non-professional, testimonials. They are not given awav to bo experi mented with but are sold by all dealers in medicines at reasonable prices. The postoffice at Ancomarca, In the Andes of Teni, Is 16,000 feet above ths sea and is probably tbe highest inhabit ed spot on earth. Clover A Grata Seeila. Everybody loves lots snd lots of Clovet Grasses for hogs, cows, sheep and swine. We are known as tbe largest growers of Grasses, Clovers, Oats, Barley. Corn, Po tatoes and Farm Seeds in America. Oper ate over 0,000 acres. VBE Our mammoth 14S-page catalog Is mail ed free to all intending buyers ; or send 8 CENTS I if 8TAMP3 and receive sample of "perfect balance ra tion grass seed," together with Fodder Plsnts. Clover, etc., etc., and big Plant and Seed Catalog free. John A. Salzer Seed Co., Box C, La Crosse, Wis. When Love Dora Fly. "Love," remarked the sentimental maid, "makes time fly." "It does during courtship," rejoined the young widow, "but after the parson; has said his say, time begins to make love fly." -Manufacturers of the United States almost monopolize the Libcriim trade in firearms, and keep large stocks of their goods in the country. v Mra. Wlaalaw-a tar OMMraa K1 kind hImu U mm laflimaiUMi, Mu. wiaa Walton Itoadi tn Klondike. . There are many miles of good wagon roads In the Yukon territory, especially In tbe region Immediately tributary to Dawson, according to the New York Herald. The construction of these ways of communication Is due entirely to tbe enterprise of the government nnd assists materially in the opening up of the country. The building of roads In this im mediate region has reached a total of Just about 300 miles, not Including the White Horse trail, which is In tended only for winter use and la not a first class carriage rood. Stage lines are maintained on sev eral of these roads, but they are open for the free use of vehicles of all kinds and are In constant u?e. They greatly facilitate not only the regular travel between Dawson and the creeks, and between principal points on tho different utreams, but they assist greatly the movement of heavy machinery and afford a distinct economy In the working of properties. The roads will not he less appre ciated now that a railroad Is being built through a part of the Klondike region. This rond has now been construct ed as far as Grand Forks nnd will be extended If the promoters carry out their plans. She Murder ll. "How long Is the life of the average so called popular song?" "Till the girl who lives next door to ns gets hold of It " Houston Post BREADED TO EAT. A Quaker Couple's Experience. How many persons dread to eat their meals, although actually hungry nearly all the time! 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"The dull feeling after meals has left us and we feel better every way. We are so well satisfied with Postum that we recommend It to enr friends who have been made sick and nervous and miserable by coffee.' Name given by Postuiu Co., Battle Creek. Mich. Read tbe little book, "Tbe Road te. Wellvllla,- In pkgs. "Tuere'a a Reason," rrLdines nr r 11 is that kUol Ml