. t Dakota County Herald DAXOTA. CITY, NEB. John H. Ream, - Fubllsher Deformed siielllng, sure enough. King Leopold's press agent wmi to tare a harder Job thiiu even Mr. Itock rfeller's. The new British ambassador to this tountry was born In Ireland. The Irish hill not be kept down. Why," asks the Baltimore Sun, "should grafters wok office?" Why ihould ducks enter the water? Most of the Itusslan riots occur on orue anniversary. It might help sonio If the C7.nr were to abolish annlver larles. "Russia would like to help the Uult Hl States eiiee-k Japanese aggression.' llow much money does Kussia want to borrow? A London physician says tlint nilnis ters live too long. This In variety. Most fault-finders only any the minis ter preach too long. Perhaps thiit mini who stole two Kiuuds of LltnhurKer cheese from a ontreal grocer simply found the temptation too strong to resist. A Frenchman has Invented n phono graph that con he heard for a mile. Mothers use It to call for Willie to come home and spilt an armful of kin dling. It will ho several weeks, anyway, before the United States and Japnn go to war over a question that could easily be settled by a well-organized country debating society. Count Bonl as a Paris newspaper writer, at a salary of $100 per, may not save much money, but he will have glorious chance to get even with the flippant Journalists of America. The country has grown too fast and too great for Its transportation facili ties. Hoston Globe. How can we re Onclle this assertion with the claim that the railroads develop the country? Judging from the noise he Isn't mak ing It Is only fair to Infer that Win ston Churchill la busy on a new book which may be brought out about the time another campaign is started In New Hampshire. The London Times Is endeavoring to establish Itself on a twentieth century basis, but It has not ns yet begun to offer prizes for the best definition of love or the most lucid solution of the problem of Ann's nge. It Is announced that Mr. and Mrs. Rockefeller consider themselves too poor to have oysters served at their table. Let us not, however, permit ourselves to be distressed at their pov erty. They can probably afford to have a soup beuie at least once a day. 1 Emperor William Is reported to have become an enthusiastic golfer. Now for the first time In his life he will have a chance to sho,w that ho Is really great If ho can play eighteen holes without losing his temper it will have to be admitted that Germany has n wonderful ruler. Borne of the men who are named as probable successors of King Leopold In the administration of affairs In the Congo country may no.t be very well qualified for the business of ruling peo ple, but any change from the present condition of the Inhabitants of the ' Congo district would necessarily bo for the better. The establishment of parliamentary government In countries accustomed to autocracy Is not easy. Russia Is hav ing trouble over the problem. In Per sia the people are accusing the lead ers of the reform movement of seeking selfish ends, and they have no confi dence In the proceedings of their house of representatives. In Moot where the first parliament was recent ly organized, the legislators Toted lack of confidence In the government the other day, the cabinet resigned, and parliament adjourned. The attempts thus far made to dis regard and nullify the Immutablo laws of nature have been laughablo In their fantastic failure. Ceunmunistlc and so cialistic experiments, whether made by artificial societies or Imposed by great . nations ujkju a people, as was the ense la Canada In "New France," Lave geuie down In wreck aud disaster. In the formal attempts to found societies on the equality plan a curious thing al- ways happeus In the end. It may bo suggested by those who have not lopkod Into them that the loafers and the workers do the work, according to their bent. Not at all; the loafers and the ambitious, who under our present crude system would be the workers, take U loafing too. "My most serious problem Is how I can give my children the advantage of .the poor man's." A popular magazine quotes a rich man as saying this. Most rich men In this country have them selves been sons of poor men. The old European laws of primogeniture and entail being Inoperative with us, every man stands on his own feet aud de pends on tils own head and hands for bis fortune. Even the heir to wealth must use bis own brains and energies to take care of It, or It soon slips away. And It Is a fact, which the rich man quoted seems to have noticed, that not 11, uor most, children of the rich have ability even to hold wealth dumped In their laps. A few children of rich men have notably made their Inherited wealth a great blessing to themselves and mankind but they are precious few. Call the roll of tbs men aud women who have achieved the highest fortune or fame In this eountry, and an overwhelming majority will be found to bavs come up from the "lower ;salka" of life and to owe their denel opment of character to struggle and selNlenlnl. It Is of these twin bless ings in dlsrulsc that we gain strength, skill, sympathy, purpose. The child pampered In IiUchcm and luxury knows little of these vital things, and when he meets In contest the uncouth but toughened loy from the farm or the side street, ho has poor chance of hold ing his own. . We are accustomed to think of the "advantages" of the chil dren of the rich. Hut all the history of human life since the world began proves that the real "advantages" are on the other side. Early In October British soap manu facturers formed a combination like what we know In America as a trust. Six weeks later the members of the combination announced that "the work ing arrangement entered Into by the leading soap makers of the United Kingdom has toeii received with such disfavor by the trade and the public ns to make It unworkable, and It has been decided to terminate the arrange ment." Newspapers, tradesmen and consumers had united to defeat the combination. One need not approve Lie methods of boycott resorted to by the retailers, or the favor dtinirn liv lewspnpcrs to 'independent" soap mak rs In the matter of advertising, which ontributed to make the allied firms ssolve their agreement. Hut It may noted with satisfaction that the chief power against the trust was the public. ml that the combination was undone not by legal or political measures, or y any ethical principle, tut simply by ho fact that popular opposition made t "unworkable." The Dconle did not like the combination, and they made the manufacturers feel their strong dls- iproval of It. Wherever organized nd artificial evil shows Itself and Is recognized In time, spontaneous oppo- Itlon on the part of public opinion can ften. If not always, break It tin, al- tl lough politics, law and mere ethics fail. Even where the consumer has not be wenimn of competition, as In the ase of railroad companies with unlnue franchises, the jxople can force atten tion to their Just demands If they will. I Cartoonists are still renresentlnir the common people as a sorry, wizened lit- ' tie man. In this country as In Eng land, bis arm and voice nro mighty If he but use them. CAT'S EYES TELL THE TIME. Secret Lonit Known t the Chlneae (Iven to n French Traveler. So long ns there Is ft eat anywhere near it Is not necessary to have a watch or n c lock, for the animal's eyes will tell you the time of clay. The first European to learn of the use of a cat. as a time Indicator was M. Hue, who, In a work on the Chinese empire, tells how ho was Initiated Into the mystery. M. Hue and a party of friends set out to visit n Chinese Christian mis sion wit lenient among the peasantry. They met a young Chinaman on the road and to test his Intelligence they asked him If he could tell them the time. The native looked up at the sky, but the clouds hid the sun from view and he couldn't read any answer there. Suddenly he lartecl away to a farm and returned In a few moments with n cat In 1U arms. Pushing up Its eyelids with his hand ho told Hue to look nt them, at the same time volun teering the Information that It was not noon yet. While they were puzzling over the cruse the boy went about bis business. When the party reached the village they asked the Christian converts if they could tell the time by a cat's eyes and how It was done. Immediately there was a wild hunt and all the cuts obtainable In the nelghlxniiood were brought before them. The Chinese isdnled out that the pupils of a cat's eyes were gradually narrower up to 12 noon, when they be came scarcely perceptible lines, drawn perpendicularly across tho eye and after that dilation recommenced. Hue examined the eyes of several cats and verified what the Chinese had told him. Fooled the Holdup Men. A west end man had an experience recently that made his hair stand on end aud bad It not been for his quick wit In devising a means of getting out of the dlfllculty It might have cost him dearly. Ho is the treusurer of a locul lodge and was returning home from a meeting with a considerable amount of money In bis possession, fortunately the greater part of which was In cur rency. He got off a car quite a distance out In tho west end aud turned off a Side street toward his home, when ho no ticed that hu was being followed by two suspicious looking men. Quick as a flash be pullod an envelope out of his pocket, addressed It to himself, stump ed It, put the currency Inside It and dropped It lu the mall box. Theu he started on a brisk walk. Suddenly there came a command from behind him. "Hands up!" Up went his hands and the robbers went through his pockets. He smiled grimly ns the holdups secured only a few dollars lu silver and he thought with pleasure of the money he had put In the mail box In Uncle Sum's care. Tho robliers went away complaining of the small amount they secured and the treasurer went home. Next day the letter containing tho money was deliv ered safely to his olllce. Duluth News Tribune. Old Ailnse DUcredlted. "This old saying that bad news trav els faster than good news," said tho lyceuin lecturer, "Is all bosh. For In stance, when I get a roast in a local paper I say nothing at all about It and when I get a nice notice I send It broadcast among lecture-course com mittees." Baltimore American. laveuted Cream frees er. Only a short time age the woman whose Inventive brain gave the lee cream freezer to delighted humanity died at an advanced age In Philadel phia. This was Mrs. Nancy M. John son, and her device was patented In 1843. A man Is very apt to And himself In other people's way when be Insists upon having bis own. OPEN An r:ESTOa3 SKIN. tlonpllal rhrlrlnn '! Plan Whir.1! Mk fJraftlnv "nncrrHnry, Mow the cl;y hospital physicians avoided the necessity of the dellea'e operation of gnif.liig live cuticle .n Johnnie Code's scalded hre-asl ni.d saved his mother, who bad volimtere.l to furnish the skin from her own body, the pain of the sacrifice form nn Inter esting chapter In the history of pain less purgery. Alxnit two months ngo the 8-ycar-obl boy sustained burns so serious that his life was despaired of. The skin cov ering his entire breast was destroyed and phylclans at the hospital fir-t thought that In order to save the lil of the child the cuticle of a live person would have to lie grafted on his lies!. Mrs. Cottle, who lives at 11M.1 Arm strong strWt, offered to furnish th required amount and was ready to un dergo an operation every day until her boy's breast was covered and healed. Day after day Mrs. Cottle went t the hospital prepared to undergo tin operation, but each day she was to!.' that the boy was not ready. She linn! ly became worried and then the scc;V was re vealed to her. On the third Hour of the hospital with nothing but tin sky above hint the patient, his breast exposed to til open air, was lying on a cot, covciiu. which was a thin gauze to keep nwa. dust and Impurities of the atmosphere. For two weeks the raw breast of in boy was thus exposed to the action i : the air until a perfect scale was form eil over the wound. Then the boy w.i taken Indoors, nutritive salves were up plied nntl now he Is nil but ready lie discharged. For a long time physicians at the cit hospital have realized the curative pow ers of oxygen and oilier components air, but tin? case of Johnnie Cottle I the first successful demonstration : the theory. Basing their contention r the successful experiment, the phys'. c lans now declare that Instead of ba.i 1 aging a wounded member they will c. pose- It to the open air, taking care t keep from the wound all Impurities. St. Louis Republic. LEGAL INFORMATION. The approval by the State com mis sion of a freight bused uism limit. :! valuation of the property Is held, !u Everett vs. Norfolk c S. II. Co. '( X. C). 1 L. R. A. (X. S.), !sr, not to absolve the carrier from liability for full valin of the property If lost through its neg ligence. Mere violation of n statute maklm: It a misdemeanor to hunt on another'? property without a permit Is held, I:. State vs. Ilortou (N. C), 1 L. R. A (X. S.), '.Mil, not to be such an unlaw fill act as to render uu accidental lumii i-iile committed while so doing a crimi nal offense". A contract made with a foreign coy poration before it has obtained per mission to do business lu a State 1: held, lu State vs. American Book Co (Kan.), 1 L. It. A. (X. S.), Kill, not to be, for that reason, Invalid or sub Ject to cancellation at suit of one o. the contracting parties. A gift Inter vivos Is held, In llarrU Hanking Co. vs. Miller (Mo.), 1 L. R A. (X. S.), 7!KI, not to be establlshe,. by deiiosltlng u fund In a bank will tile statement that It was intended foi the donee, and the delivery to the hit ter of a certllicate of deposit with nt. Indorsement Indicating that it was hl. A marine underwriter is lieid, li. Standard Marine Insurance I'oinpan.i vs. Nome Beach L. and T. Com pan.. (C. C. A. tth C.) 1 L. R. A. (X. S.) HiU. not to be liable for a loss occur ling through the deliberate act of tlu master lu pushing through da nge rmu ice for the purpose of reaching uu destination quickly. The adoption of a by-law by a fru ternnl Insurance order, excluding frou. membership persons engaged In til. Hale of Intoxicating lUpiors, Is held, tl. Grand Lodge A. O. U. W. vs. Had 'ock (Kan.) 1 L. R. A. (X. S.) ltsU, not to ovoid the certifieatfe of a miMiiber al ready engaged In that business, am. who continued therein after the adop tlon of the by-law. An unconstitutional Impairment ol contract Is held, lu Meyers vs. Knie -key-Locker Trust Co. (C. C. A. ltd C), 1 1- R. A. (X. S.) 1171, t be effected I.,, a change of the law permitting ludi vldual creditors of a corporation to en force their claims against Individual r.t.M'klioldcw, ho as to provide one suit in equity In behalf of all creditors, t which ail fctocU holders may become pay tics and abating suits pending mule, the former law. ( heerlnir Tommy I p. The obstacle which bewet the path way of a photographer when he en dcavors to KcH'iire "a pleasant exprcs slon" are many, particularly when hh sitters lire ef a tender age. "I do not believe whipping docs dill elren a partleie of good," said Mrs. Green, returning tlusheel and discour aged from a visit to the photographer, with her Tommy. "Here I've spent over an hour In that hot mom, trying to make this child hmk pleasant. I've shipped his hands twice and he looked icrosser each time than he did before!" Nllifht Krror. The newest airship, says the liiiuis ville Courier-Journal, Is 1!K) feet louv Mini resembles an enr of Kansas corn. That Is an exaggeration. Ears of Kan hiis corn are not l!X) feet long. Tin Ixiulsvllle editor seems to have con fused the length of the ears with the height of the stalks. Kansas City Jour nal. Oue community In this State com plains that It has been the scene ot ten murders In a mouth. It would seem as though the survivors had a right to feel anxious.- PblUdctphlt Ledger. With Oata la It. "Ht's put thd cart before the horse," Old Dobbin said, "and I'm Quits glad to be the borte, of oou You sew, It's feeding tlms." . rhUaaelphla Ledger. The popular Idea that all government employes lead a life of ase is Justi fiable to some extent, but now and then one rises up and lives the strcuu ins wjy, and one of these is John A. Cam eron, deputy collector of internal rev enue at Nome. Alaska. Mr. Cameron is a deputy of the dis trict of Washington anil serves itnler B. I). Crocker of Taeoina. the collector of tho district. He Is a "sour elouiih" that Is, he Inis seen the Ice Jam up and freezo Alaska oh from any Intercourse by water with the outside world, seen It rot beneath the climb of the sun and wash out from the harbors lonir locked by Jack Frost. And more; ho Is an old time "dog musher," familiar with the winter ways and trails of all Alaska. Ills duty demands that ho travel fur and wide. There are taxes that must be collected, and until he was detailed to his present place there was much of "hootch making," as illicit distilling of ardent spirits Is designated in that iuna or snow. The drift of men Into Alaska In search of gold brought bits' of human flotsam of nil types and from ail quar ters or the world. At first each man was a law unto himself, and all the Justice that existed lay In the right of might. The strong prevailed all over Alaska, and until John A. Cameron out fitted and started to collect (Tie taxes due the government he serves, there was no one to see that all the laws were henored and the tithes paid in. CollcH-tor Crocker knew his man nod Cameron knew the country. Their con ference was brief, for both are of the West that was few-worded, quick to act and slow to speak and when they separated Cameron was a deputy col lector of Internal revenue?, with all Alaska, from the bleak north shore washiMl by the Arctic Ocean in tim plensant waters of Chatham Round; rrom where Siberia lifts acros.-; the Retiring Sea to Rampart House In Kn. gland's northwest territory. The land was his to travel over and control. There was no way to go except by dogs and Klondike sled ; no way from town to town save half-seen trails where II JQ. AIRLOCKS rl SHADING 5H0v5TM6EI I 1 DECKS FROM BiOWiNG tip 1 I . fl. Jrffg Ji mfiAM SHOWING HOW-IHiWkaOuiDKMSJJALAKlAN rtCATCO CYCOMPRESSCOiUK.. To turn a 12,(MK)-tou steamship into t huge steel bubble by pumping her full of compressed air, and flout her off rocks- on which she had been impaled for more than a year, Is n feat which has been accomplished In the wrecked Allan liner Bavarian, nt'the suggestion sf Captain Leslie, the well-known wrecking exjicrt of Kingston, Oiit. With a full passenger list and valua ble cargo, the Havuiiun .ran on Wye Hock, thirty-eight miles below Quebec, on the night of Nov. a, l'.Hio. Many of the Havurlau's compartments tilled with water, and the ship settk'd down ou the rocks. The ship's bottom plates were badly torn, and when the wreck ers made an examination It was declar ed that the floating of the vessel would be a most dilllcult Job. After the Allans had worked for sev eral weeks to get the vessel off she was turned over to Lloyds, and the under- The mall carrier of the Labrador const is a man of endurance who does not fear the worst of weather. There Is no road at all. There are no bridges and no ferries. Iu some parts of the country the houses are us much as twenty miles apart. There ure moun tains to climb and rivers to cross, bogs to pass, Impenetrable barren uplands and large lakes. In "Off the Hocks" Dr. Grenfell tells of one mall-carrier whose route Is about KM) miles long, and who receives as compensation $10 a trip. We were pitying ourselves one night as we turned Into our comfortable sleeping bag ou the floor of our host's tilt pitying ourselves because It had been a heavy day on our dogs, and it was nearly 10 o'clock before we reach ed shelter. When I awoke In the morn ing, as the gray duwn was stealing in through the little window, I thought I heard a movement by the stove. There seemed something almost uncanny About It until I made out what It was, and could distinguish a tiny, erect fig ore, sitting bolt upright where none bad been ove -night It proved to be Peter Wright He bad arrived about 2 In the morning, noiselessly stationed himself by the tore, and gone straight off to sleep, ittlng on the settle, without a word to ny one, as satisfied as If be were In a feather bed. Mow this place was where tbree car M0RMmER windblown snow sifted back and forth as dry as sand. Hootch making was rife throughout tlu? country. Illicit stills, scarce hid from view, made moonshine for those who had the price. It was a fiery stuff, throat burning, with a strength of al eohol that bit Into the blood. The In dians of Alaska cpilckly found it out and under its influence sold the furs that they had trappe-d with utter dis regard of real value. IHstilled from anything that would ferment. It finally became a menace to the whites, and many a brawl and murder was trace able to it. To put an end to tills condition of affairs was the intention of Cedleetor Crocker when he appointed Cameron, nnd to-d.'iy, throughout the lengt'i anil breadth of all Alaska, wbile one hears whisperings of stills close hid and drip ping hootch, there Is no open breaking of the law. When he had outfitted, Cameron set out at once upon his trav els, and mysteriously, as word flies in the wild, news went the length and breadth of Alaska that the government must have Its own. Men made returns anil paid taxes that had slumbered lightly uion their conscience for years, and hootch makers hid their stills un derneath the snows. The government, personified by Cameron, went far nfield. Men who had forgot that law can pene trate behind the bind of Ice grew to remember It and obey. Fifty-mile Journeys across wastes of snow are only little trips for Cameron, and sometimes his day's travel covers h hundred miles, from one tiny group of winter-prisoned houses to the next. His U a life of hardship and bitter work. Camping at night, sometimes In solitude of snow that reaches endlessly, he cooks his food, cares for his dogs and then seeks rest In hU small tent, a man alone in an eternity of snow. Often when the time comes for him to travel on again there Is no morning there he finds that wind-blown snow piles high above his tent and to his cull sees his dogs plunge out from bantu of snow, where they have slept away their rest time lu snow caverns hollowed by the warmth of their bod ies. Once, when the drop of mercury had caught him unprcparcel, frost mas tered him out and a drowse crept uikui him that presaged death by freezing. Scarce knowing what he did, or caring, for the luxury of numbness was upon him strong, he lined his dogs out for FLOATING A STRANDED OCEAN LINER BY PUMPING wold rikxcD writers nione'y. set to work to save tbelr All the old methods for rais ing vessels were employed, nnd failed. At last tho underwriters gave It up. Tho big liner lay on the rocks throughout the whole of the winter, and when spring came, nnd It was seen that the vessel had not suffered from the winter storms, hopes began to re vive that iH-rhaps she might yet be saved. Captain Ixslle visited the wreck ami after a careful examination gave It as his opinion that the big ves sel could be successfully floated. He proposed to employ compressed air to do the work. Such a thing had never been done before, but Captain Leslie succeeded In Interesting Canadian und L'nlteil States capitalists and engineers l:i the enterprise. All the ship's compartments were made as nearly air tight as iosslble. Hatch after hatch was closed by plat riers meet. The one from the west ward was late, nnd Pete did not get his malls handed over until I) lu the evening. He hud thirty miles to his next station, and the temperature was 20 bele)v zero. At 10 he rose to go. " "What Pete, never going to leave at this time of night, are you?" "Why, sure." he replied. "With a moon like this 'tis better in the woods thun when skeeters ure about So long, doctor!" and with that he went out absolutely alone. Pete Is always ready to oblige, and never happier than when the space on his back, ordinarily monopolized by his official bundles ermlts him to carry a ten-pound tub of butterine or a couple of Jars of molasses, Just to oblige. It Isn't for the money alone that Pete works. It Is lucky he does not have to pay hotel bills us he Journeys from place to ploce. There would be little left of the salary beyond enough for "skin boots" If he were charged for meals. Hut there are no hotel hills ou the coast, aud we are Incapable of an Idea so original as to ask Pete to pay for anything. I'Uk la Inrloaed Watere. Many, not without education and a general knowledge of natural history, are mystified by the presence of fish lu Inclosed waters. For many years there was opeu-uioutbed wonder over the perch, bream and crayfish found In the newly cut dams near the Mai'kuarle river In New South Wales. In some cases the water bad scarcely settled af ter the rain bad Oiled the dam when the flab were observed and the Austra the nearest settlement, wrapped him self up as best be could, told the dogs wearily to start up and wentfto sleep. When be woke up the fires of a thou, sand white-hot needles prickled In bis veins, and he found that tils team, true to the trust that he had placed In It, had followed the guidance of tlie wolf, ish leader and brought him to where rough-handed rescue walti'd him. Some of Mr. Cameron's trips circling from Nome up along the bleak north shore and back down the Yukon figure up 2,."()0 miles, and among the experi ences that have been his Is a 2,000 inile chase after the worst hootehmaker who ever distilled Illicit spirits for ttie sodden Indians or the reckless whites. Charles Williams, tho man's name was, and his photograph Is one of the ornaments of the rogues' gal lery of the Northwest mounted police at Dawson. Cameron had heard of him, and found some of the hootch distilled by him. With patient, carefulness, he traced it to its source, found and de stroyed the still, then set to work to track the man down. Williams fled toward the British possessions In the Northwest. The mounted police, warn ed by Cameron, were watching for him and captured him at once. On bis reicase from Imprisonment last year Williams deeided to stay away from Alaska, for there was the old charge of Illicit distilling against him, and a man who never forgot awaiting him with eagerness. Cameron sees to It that all the laws and all the regulations promulgated by the Treasury Department that he serves are observed to the letter, and In the farthest mining camps the United States dog team Is well known. The winter's zero weather does not hinder him. Snow, blown before cold winds, that piles lu drifts and changes nil the fae-e of nature In a night, delays per haps, but through the hardships tint are part nnd parcel of winter travel la Alaska he mushes on, sleeps out la wastes of snow where there Is not th slightest trace of life. His Journoylngs are ceaseless. The end of one trip sees but the bcgl lining of the next, and, while the winter binds the land with lee and zero tem perature Is pleasant warmth, he travels east and west nnd north nnd south, beating the path before Lis dogs where snows are light and travel hindering, thinking perhaps of his cozy house at Nome, but hound by his oath cf office and duty driven across unending seas of snow. HER FULL OF AIR. -ir-r'W wiim ccjwifRnssrDAW AIR I .' " 2AT SHIP Jfffi-"--- lULumum: l-i.KTVr COMSRtS'jELAIH- '7hiriT1ini'aiaWl'aiwii1 ing, which was simply laid under the hatch combing, so that when the air pressure was applied the covers would be held In place?. Air locks were placed on the compartments which had filled with water, and the "sand hogs" as the tunnel workers are called, felt as muca nt home as If they were In their New York tunnels. As the air was forced in, the water rapidly receded and the workmen were able to stop the leaks with temporary plating. As the tide rose the air compressor were set to work ami the full power of the plant used In forcing air Into the hold of the ship. Suddenly there was a movement of the great hulk and as she lifted herself from her rocky bed a cheer went up from those on board. Five minutes later the Hawaiian was In possession of her own again and floated clear of Wye Hock in sixty feet of water. lian fanners started a theory of spon taneous production. This obtained and gained wide credence until a Sydney professor chanced to pick up a wild duck and fouud Its breast feathers and webbed feet well dotted with fertile nnd almost hatched fish ova, on which the "spontaneous production" theory was promptly withdrawn. A lurluaa Fact. Did you ever notice that the dummy clocks In front or Jewelry shops are always set at 8:18?" "Yes, I have notU"ed that" "And do you know why these cloe-ks are always set at that hour?" "No. Why Is It?" "Well, some people hold that Oeorge Washington was born at 8:18, and that the clocks commemorate that auspi cious moment Others hold that at 8:18 the writing of the Declaration of Independence was completed. Hut there Is no truth In such Ideas. We don't need to go so far back In order to And out why all dummy cloe-ks mark 8:18. "These clocks are all set at that hour for tho reason that such an arrange ment of the hands gives the most room on the dial for the Jeweler's name and address." , Wlllla lo (kip la. He I told your father I couldn't llw without you. She And what did be say? lie Oh, be offered to pay my funeral expenses. Half Holiday. Many young folks can't fuel any thing to talk about until the eld folks bar gone to bed. The Eadgo of Honeity T on every wrapper of Doctor Pierre's Ooldon Medical Dlscoveiy became a full 1st of the Ingredients con nosing it Is printed there in plain English. Forty years of experience has proven its sn irlor worth as a blood purifier and In violat ing tonic for the euro of stomach disorders and all liver ills. It builds up tho run down system as no other tonic can In which alcohol Is used. The active medic inal principles of native roots such as Golden Seal and Queen's root, Stonn and Mandrake root, Hloodroot and Hliiek Cherrybark are extracted and preserved by the use of chemically pure, triple refined glycerine Send to Dr. R. V. Pierce at Buffalo, N. Y.. for free booklet which quotes extracts from well-recogiii?cl med ical authorities such as Drs. Dartnolow, King, Souddor, Coe, Elllngwood and a host of others', showing that these roots can be elsft'nded upon for their curative Minn ift nil wpnk states of the sto:aach. accompanied y Indigestion or dyspepsia as well ft Inall bilious or live r complaints and InHwastlng diseases" wheru thcro Is losslfnesh and gradual running clown of tKJrstrength and system. The "Golden Mcdlc-d Pi-c.yorv ' mq 'KMlatcs niistom'nt-h, liver a.'nl l-i--Ils. .ml. et.mnch tln-m. iho whole '--'e-'n. Thus all skin affections, Motcln-s, pi;i'.ples and eruptions as well u!.Tofulni;we!i llngs and old open runnlntr sore-s e r u'.-'crs are cured and lieale-U. In treat it:,-; old running sores, or ulcers. H U weil to In sure their healing to ap'.'.y to i'.kmii Dr. Plorca's All-Healing Salve. If yourilrug gist don't happen to have this Salv.i in stock, send fifty-four ce nts in pc-i ige stamps to Dr. It. V. Pierce. Invalid-' liote-l and Surgical Institute. HnlTalo. N. Y.. and a lareo box of the "All-He-alin; -!'.c" will reach vou by return- post. Y'ou can't afford to acce-pt a ros trum as a substitute for this non-alciVilir, medicine ok known composition, not even thotvh the urs -nt eic-ilcr may thereby make a little bicr profit,. lie, Pierce's Pleasant, f'cllejts r-gulato and invlgornte stomach, liver and l-owels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, eaay to tlo as candy. fieniilue eTniTce W ill I I mi f . Coffee was formerly adulterated ex tensively with chicory, but is very much hss so at present elate. Take a tumblerful of e-oid water and ad-i the coffee grains or the ground coffee. e!en- uine coffee will float and not Impart a distinct color to the water for kc-i rai minutes. Chicory, cereals and etlir-r adulterants .will sink an.l settle u, the bottom, leaving brown trails oi' color as they sink. Haul Have. Clinton Hear about tho weartier man? llo had a siroue ot ueari lau- ure. Streater- Gee! At what. Forecast come true? Cleveland Leader. A Itl nnrnrnln for t'i Tenia Poinlil. The venr of lllllli n-ns imp ot lii'odiL'al plenty on our seed farms. Never li-i'ore uiu vegetable ami larin seeds return vuci enormous yields. Now we wisli to gain -JOO.t.MO tirw cus tomers this year aud lictice ofli-r tor l'Jc postpaid 1 nkif. Garden Cirv Iinot 10c 1k? 1.Hi loc c 15e 10c Iocs- 1 1 Kurliest Kipc I . niibage Earliest Faierniil Cucumber Ln Crosse Market Lettuce. .' Day K.ulish Hlue Hlooel Tomato Juicy Turnip kernels nloriouslv beautiful 1 1 1 1 100O tlowcr seeds Total l l All for Lie postpaid in order to intro duce our warrntited seeds, and if .von will send ItJc we will add one packa o Berliner F.arllest Cauliflower, together with our mammoth plant, nursery stock, vegetable and furm seed and tool catnmg. This catalog is mailed free to all in tending purchasers. Write to-day. John A. Salzer Seed Co., Hox C, La Crosse, Wis. Y'ale profesors will hereafter be retired from service, except in special cases at 68 years of ag. PILES CURED IN 8 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT U guaranteed to cure ny cane of Itching, llllud, lileedlof? or Protrud ing Piles la 0 to 14 days or money rerun. led. 60c Cancelled Ilia F.rror. The man of this story is a very lijjht sleeper, one who Is easily awakened sn:d who Is a lone time petting to slis-p. In a Leeds hotel he had at last Kut se.und asleep, when a loud rap, repeat ed, awoke him. "What's wanted?" "PaekajV downstairs for you." "Well, It can wait till morning, I suppose " The boy departed, and after a lonjj time the man was sound asleep again, when there c;Vne another resoundliijf knock nt the door. "Weil, what is it now?" he Inquired. "'Taln't for you, that package." Tlt-BIts. Microscopic experiments have shown thnt tho electrically made steel is not different in any way fro:a crucible steel. BRING GOOD HEALTH Dr. William' Pink Pills, Used After the Grip, Arrest Fatal Decline and Rebuild the System. Any bodily weakness caused by a deficiency in the blood can be cared by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills because these pills actually make new blood. After attacks of the grip the blood s generally run down and the patient continues to decline. "About three years ago," sajs Mrs. Jennie Cowan, of 718 N. Henry Street, West Bay City, Mich-. "I caught a severe cold, which ran into, the grip. I was confined to my red for two weeks. At the end of that time I was able to be about, but was completely run down. I was so weak I could hardly stand, my cheeks had no color and I felt faint. My heart would nutter and it was difficult for me to breathe at times. Neura'njla settled In the back of my head and stomach and I suffered from rhcima tism In my shoulders. "I had the care of the best doctor In town but became no better until a friend told me one dav how she had been cured by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and I decided to try them. I soon felt better and continued using them until I was entirely cured. They built me up again to perfect health and I use them now whenever I feel at all sick and they always help roe." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills sre inval nnable In such cases, as well ab In ether blood diseases, because they not enly drive off the germs of the dliwaie but build up the system. The pills bare cured anaemia, rheumatism, after-effects of fevers, neuralgia and aany other severe disorders. Dr. Williams' Pink Puis are sold by all druggists, or sent, postpaid, on receipt of price. 60 cents per box, lx boxes $160, by the Dr. Williams Medietas Company, Boheratctady, N. TJ