V ITatelnv Good t of ClaAere. f "The street railway operating plan' .f rortlned, Or., which employe saw Wnlll refuse aa fuel, baa adopted a do Uer-sepnraBng phnt with great euo iOML A powerful drift from a steel fan forces the furnace smoke lUrougb ft steel ptats flue Into a vertical steel cylinder thirty-two feet la diameter The bottom la a cone shaped boppei for receiving the chidra, while tin amoka, after losing Its velocity, slowlj merges throogh an aperture at tbf top. Aa the gases lose Telocity the clndera, being heavier, drop Into tht topper, whence tb-y are conveyed back to the furnaces to be completely burned. Besides Dbntlng the atuoVe nuisance the boiler economy la Increased. "THE MARRYING 8QUIRE." Jaatlee Geo. E. Vmrr, of Braall, lad. Haa Mirrlci 1,400 Couple. Justice Geo. E. Law, of Bra7.ll, Ind. baa fairly earned the title "The Mar ryuig Squirt," by which he la knowi rar ana wme, ut Ing already marrM some 1,400 couples Ten year ago hi was Pepnty Coontj Treasurer. "At thill time," said Justlet . 11 M.,rp..M Ing from an annoy Ing kidney trouble Mv hack ached, nil rest was broken at night, and the pas sages of the kidney accretions were to frequent and contained sediment Throe boxes of Itann's Kidney Hill cured tue In 1807, nnd for the past nlni years I have been free frotn kldnc complaint and backache." Sold by all denier. CO cents a box Fostcr-Mllbnrn Co., Iluffalo, N. . rbllnlnglenlly l.ogrlral. Mr. Gsyboy That's where yon are wrong. Yon don't seem to anderxtand the ne of words. If a thing is "round" ft can't be any "rounder." Mr. flayboy Then there i no such 1bing as a "rounder." Tlinnks, denr. You won't call tne one again, will you? Mr. W1ti1oWs Kwtmn mn tr (TMMmb ra ollc fc mj ft 'WJ. ft Is officially reported that the growln of cotton In West Africa has been very uccessfol. A new horse disease has come to Eng land from India by way ot South Africa. It is called epizootic lymphangitis, auj is very contagious. THE FARMER IN WESTERN CAN ADA. QaalHr of No. 1 Hard Wheal Cannot Be Beaten. The Canadian We.,t in the past five or ten years has given a act buck to the theory that large cities are tbo back- j bona of a country and a nation a best asset, llere we have a country whore no city exceeds 100,000, and where ouly one cornea within catty distance of that figure, according to the census JUHt taken and where no other city reaches a population exceeding 15,000. The. places with a population ovor C,000 can , ( counted upon the fingers of one band, and yet tho prosperity that pre- j 'Tails Is something unprecedented In 1 the history of all countries past ot Ipresent . The reason for this marvelous pro, rperlty Is not hard to reek. The large Majority of the 810,000 people who ltt tablt Manitoba, Saskatchewan and AJ. erta have gone ou to the farm, an4 have bctakw themselves to the task of 'not only feeding and clothing them- selves, but of raising food for others .less happily clrcuuistanaed. ' The crop of 1U00, although not ab normal, la an eye-opener to many who previously bad given Ilttlo thought to the subject Ninety million bushels of wheat at 70 centa per bushel $03,000,. 000; 70.000,000 bushels ef oats at 6 -ecnis per bushel $22,800,000 ; 17,000,. Q& bushels of barley at 40 cents per ftushcl $u8CO.O0O; makes a total of 102,000,000. Thta Is altogether outside the root products; dairy produce, and the returns from the cattle trado; tha beet sugar Industry and the varloul .other by-products of mixed farming. When such returns are obtainable "from tli soli It Is not to be wondered at that many are leaving the congested districts of the east, to take upon 'themselves tho life of the prairie farm and the labor of the husbandman. With Uto construction of additional railroads, now avenues for agricultural enterprise are opening up, and Im proved opportunities are offered to tb ettler who understands prairie farm ing, and Is willing to do his part lo tnilldlng up the new country. This Is the tbemo that Mr. J. J. Hill, the veteran railroad builder In the Wet, baa laid before the people In a erica cf addresses which be has given at various points during the past few months, and, having been for so long Identified with the development of tha West, there are few men better quail fled than he to express an opinion upon It Take care of the country, Bays be, -and the cities will toko core of them selves. The farmers of tha Western States and the Canadian West are more pros perous than ever before, and when It Jouies to measuring up results, the Ca nadian appears to have somewhat the (tetter of It His land ia cheaper, In Vact, the government continues to give free homesteads to settlers, and the re tarns per sere ere heavier when the Vrop is harvested. Farming land In tthe Western Stutea ruua from $00 to 4M.r.O an acre nnd in, whereas equally ood soil may be purchased In Canada fr 8 to $15 per acre, within eaay 'reach of a whipping point, and much ef this is available for free homestead ting. The quality of the Canadian No. 1 Jliard wheat cannot be beaten, and the vretums to the acre are several buabuls Better than on this side of the line TThe soil and climate of that country being peculiarly adapted to wheat Crowing. i The fact Ls evidently ayrareclated by the large number of American farmers ,wbo have In the past tivo or throe jjrears Settled In the Canadian West The Agents of the Canadian government, jwboae address may be found else jwnere, sdvtse us that for the fiscal ear 1004-3, the records sltow that 43, 643 Americans settled In Canada, and In 1905 ft tho number reached B7.7D8. .From all of which It appears that at 'present there la a good thing In farm ing In Weetern Canada, and that the American farmer ls not slow to avali ItimaeU of It & Between Two fires By ANTHONY HOPE "A wise man will make more opportunities than he find. " Francis Uacon. CFIAPTEU IV. (Continued.) Tlis old lady and the young one lived togcthr in great apparent comfort ;for they probably got ibroigh more money thnn any one in the town, nnd there al ways seemed to be plenty more where that enme from. Tho Sijjnorina was now about 23 years of aj, and of remarkably pre possessing appearance. She became al most at once a loading figure in society; her parlor was the leading meeting piace of all parties' and most se's; she received mnny gracious attentions from the Golden Mouse. fhe was also frequently the hostess of members of th opposition, and of no one more often than their leader, Colonel George McGregor, a gentleman of Scotch extraction, bnt not pronounced ly national characteristics, who had at tained a hlxh position in the land nf his adoption; for not only did he lead th opposition in politic, but he was also second in command of the army. He en tered the chamber ns one of the Presi dent's nominees (for the latter had re served to himself power to nominate Cve members), but nt the time of which I write tho Colonel had deserted his former chief, and, secure in his popularity with the forces, defied the man by whose help he had risen. Naturally the President dis liked him, a feeling I cordially shared. I!ut his excellency's disapproval did not prevent the Signorina receiving McGre gor with great cordiality, though here again with no more than bis position seemed to demand. I have as much curiosity as my neigh bors, nnd I was proportionately r.itificd when the doors ot "Mon ltepos," as the Signorina called 'aer residence, were open ed to me. My curiosity, I must confess, was not nnmixed with other feelings; for I was a young man of heart, though events bad thrown sobering responsibili ties upon me, and the sight of the Sig norlna In her daily drives was enough to Inspire a thrill even in the soul of a bnnx manager. Sue was certainly very beautiful a tall, fair girl, with s'raight features and laughing eyes. I shall not attempt moro description, because nil such descriptions sound commonplace, nnd tho Bignorina was, even by the admission of her enemies, at least very far from com monplace. It must sullice to say that, like Eather OTIynn, she "had such a way with her" that nil of us men in Au reataland, old nnd young, rich nnd poor, were at her feet, or rendy to be then on the least encouragement. She wan, to my thlaking, the very genius of health, beauty and gaiety; and she put tho crown ing touch to her charms by very openly and frankly soliciting and valuing tho admiration sho received. It may bo snpposed, then, that I thought my money very well Invested when it procured me an Invitation to "Mon Kepos," where the lady of the house was In the hahit of allowing a genteel amount of card playing among ber male friends. She never played herself, bat stood and looked on with much interest. On occasion she would tempt fortune by the hand of a chosen deputy, and nothing could be prettier or more artistic thaa her behavior. She was Just eager enough for a girl unused to the excitement and fond ef triumph, Just indifferent enough to show that her play was merely a pas time, and the gain of the money or its loss a matter of no moment. Ah, Sig norina, you were a great artist S At "Mon Renos'0 I soon became an ha bitual, and, I was fain to think, a wel come guest. Mrs. Carrington, who enter tained a deep distrust of the manners of Aureatnland, was good enough to consider me eminently respectable, while tho Sig norlna was graciousner- Itself. It was even admitted to the select circle at the dinner perty, which, as a rule, preceded her Wednesday evening reception. Tha Colonel was, not to ray pleasure, an equally invariable guest, and the Presi dent himself would often honor the party with bis presence, aa honor we found rath-! er expensive, for bis lock at all games of . skill or chance was extraordinary. "I have always trusted fortune," he would say, "nnd to me i.he Is not flekto." "Who would be fickle if your excellen cy were pleased to trust her?" the Slg norlna would respond, with a glance of almost fond admiration. This sort ot thing did not please Mc Gregor, ne made no concealment of the fact that he claimed the foremost place among the Signorina's admirer, utterly declining to make way even for the Presi dent. The latter took his boorlshness very quietly and I could not avoid the conclu sion that the President held, or thought bo held, tho trumps. I was, naturally, Intensely jealous of both these great men, and, although I had no muse to complain of my treatment, I could not stills some resentment at the Idea that I was, after all, an outsider and not allowed a part In the real drama that was going on. My happiness was further damped by the fact that luck ran steadily agaiast me, and I aaw my bonus dwindling very rapidly. I suppose I may as well be frank, and confjsi that my bonus, to speak strictly, vanished within six mouths after I first set foot In "Mon Renos," and I found It necessary to make that temporary use of the 'Interest fund" which the President had indicated. My uneasiness was light ened when the next Installment of Inter est was punctually paid, and, with youth fol confidence, I made little doubt that tuck would turn before long. CHAPTER V. Time passed on, nil leading an appar ently merry and untroubled life. In nub lie affaire the temper was very different. The scarcity of money was Inteuae. and serious murmuring had nrisen when the President "squandered" his rendy money In paying Interest, living his civil ser vants and soldiers unpaid. This was the topic of much disciwslon in the preset nt the time when I went up one M.in-L evening to the Pnrnorina's. I had been detained at the bank, and found the giicty In full swing when 1 mine lu. Tim Sis norina sat try herself on a low lounge by the vcrandu window. I went up to her and am do my bow. "You spare us but Utile of your time, Mr. Martin," she said. "Ah, but you have all my thoughts," I replied, for she was looking charming. "I don't raro so much about your thoughts," the said. Then, after a pau?", she went ou, "It's very hot here, come Into the conservatory." It almost looked as though she had been waiting for me, and 1 fallowed lu high de Hnhi into ths long, narrow gl.is house. High grten plants hid us from the view of those inside, and we only heard dis tinctly bis excellency's voice, saying with much geniulty to tho Colouel, "Well, you must be lucky io love, t'olonel," from wblcb C concluded that the Colonel was not in the vein at cards. The Bignorina smiled slightly as sb sard; then she plucked a white ro turned round, and stood facing me, alight ly flushed ns though with some inner ex citement, "I am afraid those wto gentlemen do not love one nnothcr," she said. "Hardly," I assented. "And you, do you love I hem or either of themV" "I love only one person In Aurenta land," I replied, a ardently as I dared. The Signorina hit her rose, glancing up nt mo with unfeigned amusement nnd pleasure. I think I have mentioned that she didn't object to honest admiration. "Is it possible you mean me?" she said, making me a little courtesy. "I only think so because most of the Whittinghnm la dies would not satisfy your fastidious taste." "No lady In the world could satisfy me except one," I answered, thinking she took It a little too lightly. "Ah, so you say," she said. "And yet I don't suppose you would uo anything for me, Mr. Martin." "It would be my greatest happiness," I cried. Siie said nothing, but stood there, biting the rose. "Give it to me," I said; "it shall be my badge of servioe." "You will serve me, then?" said she. "Eor whnt reward'" "Why. the ro.se!" "1 should like the owuer, too," t vea tnred to remark. 'The rose is prettier thnn the owner," bhe said; "nnd, nt any rate, one thing at n time, Mr. Martin I Do you pay your servants nil their wages in advance?" My prat-lice was sj much to the con trary t lint I really couldn't deny the force of her reasoning. She held out the rose. I seized it anil held It close to my lips, thereby squashing it considerably. Then she said abruptly : "Are yon a Constitutionalist or a Lib eral, Mr. Martin'" I must explain that. In the usual race for the former title, the President's par ti had been first nt tho post, nnd the Colonel's gang (as I privately termed it) had to put up with the alternative desig nation. Neither name bore any relation to facts. "Are we going to talk politics?" said I, reproachfully. "Yes, a little. Tell me." "Which are yon. Signorina?" I asked. I really wanted to know ; so did a great many people. She thought for a tuoiueut, and then said : "I have a great regard for the Presi dent. Ho has been most kind to me. On the other band, I cannot disguise from myself that some of his measures are not wise." I said I had never been able to disguise it from mys-.'lf. "The Colonel, of course, is of the same opinion," she continued. "About the debt, for instance. I believe, your bnuk is in terested in it?" j "Oh, yes, to a considerable extent." "And you?" she asked, softly. "Oh, 1 am not a capitalist; no money of mine has gone into the debt." "No money of yours, no. Cut aren't yon Interested In it?" she persisted. . This was rather odd. Could she know anything? Sho drew nearer to me, and, laying a hand lightly on my arm, said reproachfully : "Do you love people, and yet not trust them, Mr. Martin?" This was exactly roy Mate of feeling toward tho Signorina, but I could not say so. I was wondering how far I should be wise to trust her, and that depended largely on how fat his excellency had seen lit to trust her with my secrets. I said finally: "Without disclosing other people's se crets, Signorina, I may admit that if any- ming weni wrong wren tne ncitt, my em ployer's opinion of my discretion would be severely shaken." 'Of your discretion," she said laughing. Thank you, Mr. Martin. And you would wish that not to happen? I would take a good deal of pains to prevent its happening." "Not less willingly if your interest nnd mine coincided?" I way nbout to make a passionate re ply when we beard the President's voice saying : "And where is our hostess? I should like to thank her before I go," "Hash, whispered the Signorina. "Wo must go back. You will be true to me, Mr. Martin?" "Cnil mo Jack," said I, Idiotically. "Then you will be true, O Jack?" she said, stilling a laugh. "Till dwvth," said I, hoping It would not be necessary. Sho gave me her hand, which I kissed with fervor, and we returned to tho par lor, to find all standing about in groups, waiting to make their bows till the Presi dent had gone through that ceremony. I was curious to hear if anything passed between him and the Signorina, but I was pounced upon by Donna Antonio, the daughter of the minister of fiuance, who happened to be present ns a guest of the Signorina's for the night. She was a band some young lady, a Spanish brunette ef the approved pattern, but with man ners formed at a New York boarding school, where she had undergone a fram ing that had tempered without destroy Ing her native gentility. She had dis tlnguisbed me very favorably, and I was vain enough to suppose she honored me by some Jealousy ot my peucbant for the tMgnorina. "I hope you have enjoyed yourself in the conservatory, she said, maliciously "We were talking business, Donna An- tonia," I replied. "Ah, business! I hear nothing but business. There Is papa gouo down to fhe country and burying himself alive to work out some great siheme of busi ness!" "Ah, what scheme is that?" I asked. "Oh! I don't know. Something about that horrid debt. P-ut I was told not t'U say anything about it !" The debt was becoming a bore. The whole air was full of it. I hastily paid Donna Antonia a few Incoherent compli ments, and took my Wave. As 1 was put ting on my coat Colonel McGregor join ed mo and, with moro friendliness than ha usually bowed me, accompanied mo down the i-m ne toward the Pi.isxa. Afier some hid e 'rent remarks, he began : "Martiit, you and I have separate In terest at in some matters, but 1 think we have the same in others." I knew at once what be me.inl : it was that debt over again I I reiu uued silent, and he continued : "About the debt, for Instance, Yon are Interested In the debt?" "Somewhat," said 1. "A banker gen erally is Interested In a debt." "I thought so," said the Colonel. "A Urns may corns when we can act togeth er. MesnwhO. ,! yonr eye th do!f. Gold night." We parted at tlie door of his chambers In the Piazza, and I wrnf on to my lodg ing. I git into bed, rather puzzled and ver uneasy. CHAPTKR VI. The flight of time brought no allevia tion to the t rouble of Aurentalind. If nn individttnl hard-up is a patheti sight, a nation hard-up is nil alarming nectn We ; and Anreatal.md wa very hard-np. I suppose somebody had some money. Rut the government had none; In consequence the government employes hnd none, the oflicinls had none. the President had none, und finally, I had none. The bank had a little of other people's, of course but I was quite prepared for a "rnn" on us any day. nnd bad cabled to the directors to implore a remittance In cash, for our notes were at n discount humiliating to contemplate. Political strife ran high. I dropped Into the House of Assembly one afternoon toward the end of May, anil, looking down from the gallery, saw the Colonel In the full tide of wrathfnl declamation. He was demanding of the miserable Don Antonio when the army wns to be paid. The latter sat cowering under his scorn, and would. I verily be lieve, have bolted out of the House hnd he not been nailed to his seat by the cold eye of the President, who wns looking on from his box. The minister on rising had nothing to urge but vague promise of speedy payment; bnt he ntterly lacked Hie confident effrontery of his chief, nnd nobody was deceived by his weak protes tations. I left the House In n considerable up roar, nnd strolled on to the house of a friend of mine, one Madame Devnrge. the widow of a French gentleman, who had found his way to Whittinghnm from New Caledonia. Politeness demanded the assumption that he had found his way to New Caledonia owing to political trou bles, but the usual cloud hung over the precise date mid circumstances of his pat riotic sacrifice. Madame sometime con sidered it necessary to bore herself nnd others with denunciations of the various tyrants or would-be tyrants of Prance; but, npnrt from this pious offering on the shrine of her husband's reputation, she wns a bright nnd pleasant little wom an. I found assembled round her tea table a merry party, including Donna An tonia, unmindful of her father's agonies, and one Johnny Carr, wh deserves men tion as being the only honest man in Au reatnland. I speak, of course, of the place ns I found it. He was a young English man, what they call n "cadet," of a good family, shipped off with n couple of thou sand pounds to make his fortune. Laud was cheap among us, and Johnny had bought an cstnto nnd settled down as a land owner. Recently he hnd blossomed forth ns a keen Constitutionalist and n devoted admirer of the President's, nnd held a seat in the Assembly in that inter est. Johnny wns not a clever man nor a wise one, but he was merry, and, as I have thought it necessary to mention, honest. (To be continued.) TOY8 FOR LITTLE REFUGEES. How Children Were Carol For hy Prlseo livllef Commit tre. In a corner of the basement of tho Congrogtitlotial Church, nwuy from tlx busy whirring of sewing machines and the bustling crowd seeking aid, is a Ions table piled with dolls, gnyly cov ered colored picture books nnd toys oi every description, says the Sacramento Union. The little toy department during tlie strenuous days of tlie relief committee nt tho church accomplished wonders In a pleasing ntul quiet manner. Nearly every woman applying for relief nt the church wns accompanied ; by children, nnd the task of quieting I the Ilttlo ones during the outfitting of parents was a hard one. In one Instance the only available distraction for one, healthy-lunged youngster was n pack age of safety pins. Tho Utile fellow managed to nuiusc himself temporarily, but Ids persistency In trying to masti cate n couple of pins brought tho ma ternal wrath on hi head, nnd liU futuro ns nu nnnomiccr ls nn undis puted fact. Tho Rev. Mary M. Rowen, with Miss Sarah M. Jone. were the originators of the plan to furnish the children with toys to amuse them while the parents were being snpplletl. Miss Jones an nounced to tho pupils of the Fremont primary school thnt sho was desirous of procuring toys and books, nnd explain ed the use they would be irat to. The school children responded generously, nnd In a couple of days the toy depart luent was In full swing. Many touching little Incidents were noted by the women In charge of tho toy bureau. They tell of one little girl who fairly gasped with joy when brought to tho table und told to take her pick of the articles. She naturally wanted n doll, but her choice between a blonde and brunetto was puzzling to one so young, us it sometimes Is to those who are older. She finally de cided on a handsomely dressed, black curly haired one, and hugged tho doll tightly to her bosom. One of tho wom en nsked bor what mime she would call tho doll. Tho little one replied, "Well, my other dolly's name was Lnnra, but she wns burned to death in the great fire. 1 Jess guess I'll name my new dolly Laura's sister." Tho largo array of toys Fprend out on tho table was a source of much wor rlmcnt on tbo part of tho youngsters when told to choose whnt they wished. Tho cholco betweeu a Noah's nrk and n nicvhanlcal automobile brought one little fellow to the verge of hysterics, lie wanted both, bnt could be happy with neither, nnd the women seeing his predicament, lillod his nrms with tho two toys, and away lie scampered, screaming shrilly for his mother to soe his treasures. In After Vran, llcr Husband I met a nnn today v li envies nie, and 1 envy lilui. Tl's Wire Who Is he? lln' Husband Sniawlert -the chap who used to be sweet on yon ln-fore we we;'" married. ll:s Wife--I suppose h- envies ymj boc'inse vou married nie. Her llu.band Yes; and I envy blio Imviiuso lie didn't marry J'u. Do 1 ou m.mif lliiuf lie- 'llu'.v uid to siu of it bicycle built for two. but Slie-P.vit what? He Give in sofa bunt apparently for one -erery time. Do Tkeyf "Why do peode bite leud pem-lls? iiKlt.lied the seeker after truth. To get a literary taste, of course," replied. Vr. Conn. LAHQEST RAILWAY VIADUCT IN THE WOULD. V J v iW, L v.- .-7 -X Wffi KUILDING THK HIGHLAND CItEICK VIADUCT. The largest tmnsiiortatlon structure in the world the Klchland Creek viaduct, on tlie Indianapolis Southern Kailroad. near P.loomington has Just l?en completed. The total length of the structure is 2,215 feet, and the great est height from the water level is l."S feet. Viaducts exist that are higher, and Kome that are longer, but none equal the Uichlund Creek structure In height and length combined. Tlie Indianapolis Southern is the new line that has been constructed from Ind! uiapolis to a connection with the main line of the Illinois Central and will be operated by the latter company. A REMARKABLE ACCIDENT. Motorcyrtr'M Wild Itun Aloug a Ver tical Snrfnce. Ono of the most peculiar Incidents of the kind ever known occurred recently In Paris In the course of a motor cycle race. Iiy inoans of the skillful Joining of photographs taken esieclally for the purpose the incident ls clearly set forth In the accompanying Illustration, taken from the Illustrated London News. Tho race was run by two competitors. Pernette nnd Contant. Pcrnette fell, and his body nnd his motor cycle occu pied nearly all the track. Contant, In his endeavor to avoid his comrade's body, took the outside course nnd was swept up to the palisade, which his machine climbed until it reached the top of the "a" In the word "Humber." At a speed of fifty miles an hour he continued bis course upon the vertical plane until he reached the top of the second "e" In the word "Kndic." At that point tlie machine leaped above the barrier and swept along literally on tho breasts and heads of the spectators until the front wheel struck a post; nnd ... j... ...... ....... .. .. .. .-. ,.v . .. j. .v ' A it i x ONK OP THE MOST WONDERFUL ACCIDENTS ON ItECOKD. was smashed. Coutaut hnd only slight wounds a black eye and his right car slightly torn; and Pernette wns not hurt at all. Both were ready to recom mence their dangerous exercise. Two persons were killed, and four were in jured. THUNDER LORE. Ancient Belief a to the Meaning of Nolaea of the Sky. Thunder, Just because it ls a noise for which thero ls no visible cause, has always excited tho Imagination of the uuscleutiUc ; so It U natural, says the Loudon Chronicle, that the most out rageous superstitions about storms should date buck to the time when ev erybody, more or less, wns unscien tific. One old writer explains the belief of his day that a "storm Is said to follow presently when a company of hogges runne crying home," ou the ground that "n hogge ls most dull aud of a melancholy nature, and so by rea son doth foresee the ralno that coiu eth." Leonard Dlgges, lu his "Prog nostication Everlasting" (155t) men tions thnt "thunder In the morning sig nifies wind; nbout noon, rain, and in the evening a great tempest." The snmo writer goes ou to say; "Some write (but their ground I see not) thnt Sunday's thunder should bring the death of learned men. Judges and others; Mondays, the death of women ; Tuesday's, plenty ()f train ; Wednesday's, bloodshed ; Thursday's, plnlV of sheep and corn; Friday's, the slaughter of a great man nnd other horrible murders; Saturday's, a gen eral pestilent plague and great dearth." After the gay and lightsome man ner shown by Lord Northampton to wurd these grave matters in bis "De fensatlve" Is most cheering. "It -baunceth sometimes," be writes, "to thunder alimt th;.t tine and scauoa of the yea re when swnnnes hatch their young, und yet no doubt it Is a para dox of simple men to think that a swanne can not batch without a craeko of thunder." Trulluue at Work. It was the customary habit of An thony Trollupe, perhaps tlie most me thodical of well-known English novel ists, to always write witli bis watch open on his desk. When ut work ho drilled himself Into the practice of writing JJTrti words every quarter of an km i 0" .'.w,' t V, r.,4 -i 1 v?a "fi '""-'1 i Vlhiil., M hour nnd placed his watch before hit to make sure of completing bis thou sand words nn hour. He pooh-pooho. the idea of waiting for Inspiration am punctually produced his copy with tin regularity of clockwork whatever lil mood at the moment.. He made a cal culation to show that In this way. b; working nt his desk only three iio;1r daily, he could write ten pages of an ordinary novel n day and finish three novels comfortably ench year, iiot lope could also write as easily in rail way carriages while traveling ns at hi desk. and. as n matter of fact, cum posed most of "I.nrchester Towers," generally considered to be his best novel, in this way. PRIVILEGED TRAVELERS. Danlxh Itnail Compelled to Carr) "IlenillieadM" Perpelunlly. The town of Lauenburg, In Schleswig Holstein, enjoys a privilege which i probably unique In the world that o! free transit by rail to and from the neighboring town of Riichen. As the In habitants number about 5.50O and tin- distance Is nbout nine miles, the costli ness of the privilege to tho railw;.. companies U groat. The queer exemption, according t the Londo.n Globe, dates from 1SI1 when tho Berlin-Hamburg line w:. built. The Lnuenhurgers made gre.i sacrifices to secure that the line shoub touch their town, but tho physical diili culties were so great that the engineer abandoned the Idea and took it througt Buchen. to which town the Danish gov ernment aftervvnrd constructed ; branch from Lauenburg. giving to tin Lnuenhurgers In perpetuity the right o free transit for themselves nnd the! baggage. The Prussian railway administrate has several times tried to rid Itself o this burden, but the courts have nlwuy upheld the right. Quite recently u Lauenburg choral se.clety, made to pax their fa ran to Mecklesburg, have i;. penled and the courts have ordered the deduction of the Buchen portion. A I'oet'a Cnrloaa Compliment. It was the habit of Richard Ilenrj Stoddard, the poet, to always upca well of everyone. No matter how b.u the character of n persou, the goon gray poet Invariably found some trai to praise. One day In bis otliee o Park row some friend entered an asked him whi-tho. lie knew So-and S, and. If so, what was the nun's rcp;it.i tion. It happened that tlie man had . shady reputation and was well know as a "gold brick" operator. The age. poet lighted bis pipe and answered: "Yes, I know him. He is tlie tnos energetic, progressive, irrepresMMr good-natured, artistic hind i,f ;1n un mitigated rascal that 1 ever met.' Leslie's Weekly. No Mutter. Young Playwright There's on'v ou. trouble wit li my play; it mi;, duwu ui the end. Critic- Oh. that won't make any dif ferencv." "Won't V "No. By tho time It gets to th end there wouldn't be anybody left in the audieuce." Detroit Free Press. Do you earn a living that you don't get or du you ct a liWng you don't earu? If the biM.' tit its n sure sign woman will ask for a smaller size. Mi-' ft A ' V ';':-:: NT - i tx . .'.'. ' i A Bold Stop. To overcome the well-greeted n4 Treasonable objections of the more fnt llgOBt to the se of secret, medicinal con jDoands, Dr. B. V. Pierce, of DuflalA U. V., some time ago, nodded to make a bokj departure from the usual course pursued by the Bakers of tnt-nn mndu-i an so haa Dnblished hm4. oastaMo end ocBic ' to the whole world, n. f nil list ot all the Ingredients entering in imposition of his widely tea. Thus he has twn celebrated llc kls nan irons and patients Into se. Thus too ho ha m. his full lediclttca from among secret oououui merits, and made 'te of Known Comwsttlon. Dr. I'lerrn hn li. tniiL 111 lorinJir?5of enr.H. rT.rflo, .--a inai. no li not nttAi.l t. soli . thft Ii.IT.lt s,.r..,i., ,t afiAi.l.t.) suMon, thin tq Wi 8"l dvuMniib wrtpper of ewy bottle eJJ. Plrce Qeblen Mwllcol Dtscoverv. the famous medicine for wi-ak stomach, toruld liver or bUleusnoes snd nil .'atarrhal dlwwi A whervTer Incated, havo prlntsl upon it. in fl pton a full and complete Pt ot all tnf rllf)t9 composing- it, but a small " eoe bas bnea compiled from numerous tandaxd tnedtral works, of all the Ulfferenl acbooka of prncMco, routatnlna' very numer ous extracts from tho wrlttnn of leading ractltlonen of medicine, endorsma in th4 troi pimiblA terms, each and every Ingre dient contained In Dr. I'ierco's medicines. Otieef those IHMo books will bo msileU fre Jo aay one serultns address on postal card oi b letter, to Dr. It. V. Pierce, iiuffslo. K. Y.. and mjuestfng the same. From tills little book It wUl be learned that Dr. Pierce's med icines contain no alcohol, narcotics, mineral aot or other poisonous or Injurious aventt and that tliay are mado from native, mwlici Bal roots of great valun; also thnt some of the most valuable liiRredlonts contained In Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription for weak, nervous, ovesworked, ''run-down." nervous and OoblUtUd womon. were employed, long rears ao, by the Indians for similar ailments affecting theur squaws. In facv, one of the srioat valuable medicinal plants entering Into the composition of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pro scription was known to tho Indians aa . "quaw-Voed. Our knowledge of tho usesX of not a few of our most valuable natle, mo eiolnal plants was gained from tho Indians. r"J -1P by impDveil and exact pro cesaes, the " i avorlto I'reHrrlptloB is a most efficient remedy for rrirulatltig all tho wom anly functions, correcting displacements, as prolapstia . anteverslon and retorverslou. overcoming painful prrlods. toning up the hSIm? .5rin,V,"1abVut ? orfct state of health. Sold by ail doakrs In medicines. The bulk of the cranberries ef this country come from the part of eastern Massachusetts which lies near Gape Cod. State ef Ohio, City ot Toledo, Lucas Caan ty, as.: Prank J. Cheney mnkes oath that he I senior partaer of the firm of V. J. Cksnty 4 Ce., doing business In the City of To. lede, Couoty and State aforesnld. and that aid firm will pay the sum of ONU HUN DRED DOLLARS for each and every ens ef Catarrh tbat cannot he cured by the use ef Hall s Catarrh Cure. Fit A NIC J. CnFNEY. Bwom to before rnn nnd subscribed In my (regeuce, this 6th dav of December. A. D. 8H6. A. W. GLKASON, (Beat.) Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, snd acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for tcstluio. alals, free. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Fold by all Drnffalsts, 7."c. Take Hall's Family Tills for constipation. Kmew What He Was Doing:. "Mr. Qreengross, you told me yon could guarantee these eggs." "So I did, ma'am. You wanted them cheap, and I sold thcra to you with the guarantee that always goes with 12-cen egg--" "What Is that, pray?" "That you'd bring 'cm back." ItJQr TORTURED WITH ECZEMA. Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body Scratched Until Bled Won derful Cure by Cutlcura. "Last year I suffered with a tremens fous Itching on my back, which grew worse and worse, until it spread over, the whole body, and only my face and) hands were free. For four months or so I suffered torments, aud I bad to scratch, scratch, scratch, until I blcdJ At night when I went to bed things got worse, and I bad at times to ge op and scratch my body all over, untl I was as sore as could be, and un I Buffered excruciating puins. They told me that I wns suffering from eczema. Then I made up my mind that I would use the Cutlcura Re tne-; dies. I used them according to ln-i structlons, and very soon Indeed I was! greatly relieved. I continued until' well, and now I am ready to recom-j mend the Cutlcura Remedies to any! ene. Mrs. Mary Metzger, Sweetwater' Okla., June 28, 1005." Do Spldera Like Music? i It bas often been said that spiders l are fond of music, but a French inves-, ' tlgator, M. Lecalllou. now asserts that thla ts not true. Ho says that their musical sense must bo attributed mere-; ly to greed or to hunger. When a fly; , ls caught In a spider's web It buzzes, V and the spider immediately makes for -f the place from which the buzzing comes. M. Lecalllou, by experimenting with a violin, some files, a piano, vlo-i loncello and a cornet, found that onlyi those musical sounds which resemble the buzzing of the Hies attracted the, spiders. The cornet, for Instance, In variably frightened it, and so did tha piano. RHEUMATISM STAYS CURED Mrs. Cota, Confined to Bed end la Constant Pain, Cured by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.. Rheumatism can bo inherited aud thai fact proves it to be a disease of the blood. , It is necessary, therefore, to treat Iti through the blood it a, permanent cure; is ex pec tod. External npplicutions mny give temporary relief from paiu bnt asj long as the poisonous ncid is in the blood i the pnin will return, inn haps iu a new plaoe, but it will suraly roturu. Dr. Wil liams' Pink Pills euro rbouniatism be-1 cause they go directly to the scat of -the! disorder, purifying aud ourichiug the' blood. Mrs. Henry Cota, of West Cheshire, Oonn., is tho wife cf the village ma chinist. "Several years ago," she says,. "I was laid up with rheumatism iu iny foot, ankles nnd kticcs. I was iu con-, stnut pain and sometimes the affectc-di parts would swed m b.ully thnt I could not get about ut nil to attend to my household duties. There was one period of tlueo weeks durin g vt liih I was cou fluod to the bed. My sufferings were awful aud the doctor's mediciuo did not help nie. " One day a neighbor told tne about Dr. Williams' 1'iuk Pills and I decided toi try the-ui. After I hud taken them a short time I was decidedly better and a few more boxes cured me. Whut is better, the cure was permanent." Remember Dr. Williams' Pink Pills do not act ou the bowels. They make new blood aud restore shattered nerves. They! tonenp the stomach and restore impaired digestion, bring healthful, refreshing sWp.giveatreiigth to the weak aud make miserable, complaining people atrong, hungry and euergetio. They are sold r all druggists, or will be sent postpaid, on receipt of price, 60 cents per box. six boxes 30, by the Dr. Williams Modi cine Co., Suhcaecfcadv, N.Y.